Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update Classic: Mexican Food Mystery

Episode Date: April 13, 2024

One of our listeners woke up with a receipt for SIXTY tacos the morning after his date night, but no memory of what happened... Now he needs our help filling in the blanks!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Second Date Update. The guy on the phone with us says he had a real-life hangover moment.

What? You know, the movie where the guys all go out and they party in Vegas, they lose a friend and have absolutely no memory of what happened that night. Don't they end up with a baby and a tiger or something? Yeah, one of the best movies ever. Oh, yeah. So this guy says something like that happened to him in real life. Oh, no.

And now he wants our help trying to piece things together. Wait, what? Let's talk to Aaron. Welcome to the show, man. Hey, thanks for having me on. Please tell me Mike Tyson's tiger was in your bathroom. Oh, it was kind of close, man. I mean, it was like a movie night. I need help.

Okay. Wait, first, do you remember much of the night? Well, I'll tell you what I remember. Okay. I met a girl out at a bar, and then I know the night got out of control because a lot of weird stuff went down. Okay. Okay. So run us through how the night went.

Start at the beginning with how you met the girl. What's her name? I think her name is Lori. Lori. Okay. And are you, like, set the scene for me. Are you out with the guys? Is this a bachelor party?

Why were you at the bar? I met some buds at the bar. I mean, it wasn't like a, you know, let's hang out all night thing. It was just like, you know, meet us down there for a drink type of thing. It started as like a regular night and then got out of control. We've all had those like, let's just go get a drink. Right. Yeah.

Thanks, Snowball. I don't know where my crew ended up going, so I don't really remember. So I met this girl in the men's room. What? Dang, bro. It's one of those nights. Is that because the women's room had a big long line or something? Why was she in there?

Exactly why. Do you know this story? Were you there? Were you Lori? I have peed in many a men's room before. I love that, Brooke. Okay. So she asked if I could hold her drink.

And so I did, and I stood guard. You know that gig. Oh, what a gentleman. Right. And then we walked out, and she introduced me to all her friends, and I offered to buy a round, right? So I figured, you know, that gig. And so. Yeah. Oh, what a gentleman. Right. And then we walked out and she introduced me to all her friends and I offered to buy a round. Right.

So I figured, you know, I'd buy a round. It was cool. She wanted to do tequila shots. Okay. Okay. Lori's fun. Yeah. She's a good time.

He found her in the men's bathroom. Of course. Of course she's fun. She's a party. Listen, usually I'm not into it, but she was really hot and I wanted to impress her. Oh, yeah. Okay. It's a tequila shot.

So I did it, and we started off the night just with shots. And then we did a few there, but then I remember moving to another bar, and then it was just me and Lori at the other bar. Oh, wait. Okay. So you went from the bar with all the friends, and now somehow you two have just peeled off on your own? No.

It was like the group rolled over to another establishment, and then somehow it was just me and her. That's where it gets really hazy. Okay. All right. Uh-oh, things get wild with just you and Lori teamed up together. Yeah, well, because I remember, like,

a mechanical bull. Oh, I love those. Were you on the mechanical bull, or was she? I was on the mechanical bull. Oh, God. Not really doing too well with all those tequila shots. Oh, boy. I was doing the mechanical bulb. Oh, God. Not really doing too well with all those tequila shots. Oh, boy. I was doing parkour over, like, fire hydrants at one point.

Oh, no. Okay, so now we're outside the bar. All right. I'm guessing you puked in a back alley somewhere. I don't remember that, but if you were there, you might... I remember taking an Uber ride. To go home? Good. I'm gonna guess home, because this is where i really don't

know so the next morning i wake up in bed in your bed in my bed feeling like horrible like yeah where's laurie she wasn't there uh wasn't that fun of a night that would have been a better movie ending but i couldn't find my phone okay's bad. But I found a taco receipt for 60 items in my pocket. 60? Six zero? Oh, dude. Oh, no. This is awesome.

You're hungry. Okay. Who goes and orders 60 things at the taco? You do. Yeah. Yeah. So my phone was by the front door, so I found it. So I open my phone, and there's a $200 Uber charge.

Ooh. Oh, that's it? Oh, that's bad. Nice, you got a discount that night. Oh, get a bag's it that's gotta be because somebody got sick in it that's huge right yeah no not that at the late night surges yeah you don't go out much do you but here's the thing so i got a message from the uber driver and it says thanks for the best night ever wait what so they're not mad at you i thought for sure they're charging you 200 bucks because somebody vomited and they're they're pissed so wait did you now i'm wondering about the

tacos did you find any rappers in your room no i didn't maybe you gave them a bunch of tacos have you best night ever oh my god have you looked at your uber history like how long were you in the uber car for i don't know you can figure that out i don't know yeah i don't think i'm not sure either you can see your last ride we're not the best detectives are we no but i know alexis has hooked up with a few junior cops aka security guards so maybe we could work some of those angles i can try to help okay man in uniform yeah that's true now here's the thing though i haven't heard from laurie like she's not answering my texts, and I need to know what happened. This is a weird story, though.

Yeah, so you do have Lori's phone number. It's a mystery. And you've tried reaching out to her, and do you get anything back? Nah, she's not texting me back. So I really need to know what happened. It sounds like we should be calling the Uber driver for a second date, not Lori. For real. Uber driver had a good time with you.

He had a good time and got your home safe. So are you not interested in going on another date with Lori? You just want to solve the mystery. I totally would, but I want to solve the mystery too. I don't know that we would call this a date, Jeff. I don't know. Or they took shots together. This would be one of the best dates I've ever had.

It's got tacos, tequila shots, drunken Uber rides. Happy Uber drive. That sounds like the perfect date, actually. I like it. I'm falling in love just hearing this story. This is going to be a Disney movie. So we're calling to figure out if she knows what happened and for a second chance. Yeah.

Okay. We got work to do, everyone. All right. We're going to play a song. We'll come back. Maybe we should try and get on his level. You want to do some tequila shots? Yeah, do some drunk memories.

Let's go. I would love that. Don't do it. You won't remember the next segment. That's a risk I'm willing to take. We're going to play a song, come back, and try and get your second date update next. Second date update. The guy on the phone right now, Aaron, says he doesn't fully remember his hangout the other night with a girl named Laura.

Well. Lori. Oh, Lori. Okay. Lori, yeah. I don't even remember her name. Oh, no. Our producer's yelling in the back.

It's Lori. Lori, excuse me. Someone get this right. But here's what we're going to do. We're going to go around the room right now and each say one thing that we remember from his crazy night out. All right. Alexis, one word. Tequila.

Okay, tequila. Can't forget that. There was tequila. Brooke, one word. Okay, Uber. Wow. There was an Uber ride. Yes.

Jose, one word. Tacos. There was definitely tacos. Yummy. And me, I'm hyphenating this one. Men's restroom. Just because I'm a fan. Yeah, makes sense.

That's where they met. Yeah, that's where they met. Anyway, he woke up the next morning and found a $200 Uber charge, plus a receipt for over 60 tacos in his pocket. And a text from the Uber driver that the Uber driver had the night of their life. That's right. So he just wants us to call Lori and ask, what happened? Seriously.

I have no idea. So there's a chance that we're going to call, and she might not even remember here, Aaron. It's possible, but I definitely don't remember. I definitely need to know. You didn't ever tell us. Do you remember anything with Lori after you guys went to that bar? Well, yeah.

No, that was the last bit. The last memory. You don't even know if she was in the Uber with you? I do not. Okay. I know I woke up at home. That's what I knew. Okay.

Okay. I thought she'd be in the Uber with you, but who knows? Let's find out. We're going to call her right now and ask her what happened that night. I just hope she answers the phone. Maybe she lost hers. Oh. Maybe that's why she's not responding to you.

That would be good. No, it wouldn't be good. No, it'd be terrible good. No, no. It'd be terrible for this segment, Aaron. All right, we're going to hope for the best here. I'm dialing her number right now. Let's do it. Okay.

Hello? Hi, is this Lori? Yeah. Oh, my God. Okay, we got you. I am so excited to talk to you lori you have no idea we're we're brooke and jeffrey in the morning the morning radio show morning radio show sorry yeah i'm having a little brain fog going on okay why are you guys calling me so uh we're doing a segment on our show it's called the second date update but we're really calling on behalf of one of our listeners who you met the other night named aaron oh my god yeah okay so you remember aaron i remember aaron yeah okay well aaron remembers you but he has a very fuzzy memory of how the rest of the night

played out the reason why we're calling is we're hoping to fill in some of the blanks for him well and also maybe connect you two as well. I don't want to be presumptuous, though. Wait, so he doesn't remember? Well, he remembers meeting you, buying you shots, going to the

bar together. Yeah, I guess you guys went to two bars. Right. What else did he tell you? He remembers, oh, I know, doing parkour over a fire hydrant. Oh, I wouldn't mention that. Riding a mechanical bull? Oh, yeah, that's right. Super fun.

Did any of that really happen? Yes. Aaron is, in fact, as crazy as he sounds. Crazy? Oh. We thought he was just, like, fun and drunk. Like, good crazy? I know.

I think she means good crazy. You mean good crazy, right? I mean fun crazy. Good, good. But it's quite a story. Okay. So there's a story. So we did go to two bars.

And after the second bar, we were pretty hungry, had a little bit of a buzz. Okay. So we decided to walk down the street to this Mexican restaurant. Okay. Okay. So as we're standing there deciding what to order, we're just getting to go. Uh-huh. Aaron says, wow, I really wish we could make this world a better place.

As if he had this epiphany of this glorious idea. Oh. Okay. He wants to fix the world in his drunken state. Then he goes, you know what we should do? We should hand out tacos to all the people. Yes! That's the spirit.

Tacos for world peace. I love it. That's amazing. That explains it because he said he found a receipt for 60 tacos or something in his pants or whatever. Yeah. Well, it gets better. So, yeah, he buys out all of these tacos. We're carrying bags to the Uber after we hand them out to all of the people around us, including

some homeless people, which was really awesome. Awesome. That's the first people I was thinking about. Did you actually eat any of the tacos? Hello. Of course I did. Okay. Just making sure.

So you get into the Uber and you still have bags and bags of tacos. We drove around the same block for an hour going around and around, slurring fun music and handing out the tacos. You guys are the taco-mobile. Be careful about that term. I love that. A late night taco-mobile. Don't be the taco- taco mobile driving around the street

but no that's really cool that's better than i expected okay so you handed out tacos for a while it was so much fun and after that the uber took me home and i'm assuming after that he must have taken aaron home as well okay so wait what have you not gotten your like he's been texting you have you gotten the text from him well yeah i have gotten them okay why aren't you texting him back yeah is because he's bad with his money no let let me explain one other thing when when we first met at the original bar and i introduced him to my friends he He met one of my friends, Lucy, and when we were in the Uber, he mentioned that he liked me, but he was really more attracted to her.

What? Oh, bro. That was fine. That's okay, but that's why I'm not texting him back. Yeah. Oh, no. Maybe he meant to say Lori,

but he slurred so it came out when you're drunk you tell the truth yeah but you know what's interesting about that is that he i mean we talked to him about the night and he didn't talk about anyone he mentioned no other women except for you and and he talked about how hot and fun you were uh i don't know unless he was thinking about lucy it's true he didn't really g don't know. Unless he was thinking about Lucy. It's true. He didn't really gush about Lori either. He was more just confused about what happened.

Well, maybe they can be friends. Like maybe this is a fact-finding mission for him. I don't know. Okay, there's a lot of confusion and the only way to get to the bottom of it is to just connect you with Aaron right now, Lori, because he's on the other line and he wants to talk to you.

Oh, God. Lori. Oh, God. Lori. Oh, God. Surprise. I like you, Lori. Hey, he said the right name. Are we sure I said Lucy? Like, I don't even remember saying that. I'm so sure.

And it's totally fine. Do you remember Lucy, Aaron? Vaguely. Like, I know I met her. So now that you're sober, honest question, are you attracted to her friend? We don't know that he's sober. We can't verify that. First question, are you sober? Follow-up question.

Is it wrong if I thought her friend was good looking? I mean, is that bad, though? I mean, it's not like... I don't think it's a bad thing to think their friend's attractive. It's not a great look, though, to tell them to their face, I think she's more attractive than you. Yeah. It definitely pushed us to the friend zone, and I'm glad to give you her number if you want to try and catch up with her.

You're a good friend, Lucy. I mean, Lori. Oh, bro! I swear I did that on accident. I'm so sorry, Lori. You see what I mean? It's really close. I'm sorry. Are you interested in Lori, Lori, you see what I mean? It's really close. I'm so sorry.

Aaron, are you interested in Lori or are you interested in Lucy? I don't know. I mean, is there any way you could send me a picture of Lucy maybe? I just don't remember. Oh, Aaron, as ridiculous as that is, I will gladly send one over. Are you serious, Lori? You are the best wing woman ever. And you know what, Aaron?

I told her what you said, and she thought you were kind of cute, too. Wow. Oh, my God. Are we actually making a connection, but it's just with different people? And Lori's cool with it. You sound cool with it. Are you offended at all that she's just easily giving you away to her friends? I can feel this, but I'm just going with it, you know?

Okay, you'll take whatever. I got you. Okay, well. Good on you, Lori. I mean, normally in these situations, we'd offer to send the two of you out on a date. Can we send Lucy and him out? Can we do that? Can we do that?

What if all three of us go on a date? All three of you on a date? Okay. Hey. I'd like we could do like a group three-way date. Then he could pick who he likes. And then they could really go to the Taco Movil. I don't think that Lori even wants

a date with him, you guys. Yeah, listen, Erin, that sounds like a great idea, but I'm going to just bow out here and I'll gladly put you in touch with Lucy. Okay. I want to say aww, but I'm also like yay. Is that cool with you, Erin? It's cool with me.

Thanks, Lori. You're pretty cool. You're welcome. You're pretty cool. You're welcome. You're pretty cool, too. Successful second date up, Jake. Tacos and tequila on Brooke. Yay! I'll do it.

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Dive into John's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on

the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.