Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update Classic: Model Convention

Episode Date: March 2, 2024

The peculiar thing one of our listeners saw when he picked up his date at the start of the night RUINED his entire evening and you’ll hear what it was in a Second Date podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Second Date Update. You might remember we did an awkward Tuesday phone call a few months back with a guy named Aaron. Because even though him and his ex broke up, she was still planning on attending a wedding for their mutual friend. That's right. Aaron thought it was weird because the groom was his buddy first. Thought she should back down.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he wanted our help. And ultimately, I know this is probably going to sound weird, but we had to flip a coin in the studio. That's right. I couldn't remember how that ended. Who ended up going to the wedding? Her or him?

Aaron lost. That's right. And Aaron, please tell me you still went to your buddy's wedding anyway. What? That's not the rules, Jeff. No, I didn't go. Yeah. You didn't?

No. See, you follow the brick and Jeffrey Quinn rules of the universe. Wait, wait. Did you still give a gift, though, Aaron? What kind of friend are you? Yeah, maybe didn't go. Yeah. You didn't? See, you follow the Brooke and Jeffrey Quintler rules of the universe. Did you still give a gift, though, Aaron? What kind of friend are you? Yeah, maybe send a gift. Yeah, I gave a gift, and it was kind of a spiteful one. I got him, like, a $5 gift certificate to Starbucks. I can't even get you a drink at Starbucks.

Yeah, that doesn't even get you anything at Starbucks. That's, like, just below a coffee. Your friend didn't even do anything wrong. Well, he invited the ex. Well, no, wait, she didn't have an invite, did she? Ultimately, the weird part is that after all of that went downhill for him, Aaron is back again for a second date update now. So what's going on in your love life at the moment?

So I got another problem here to crack. I met this girl on the apps. Well, we know it wasn't at the moment so i got another problem here to crack i i met this girl on the apps uh well we know it wasn't at the wedding so yeah no it wasn't her no not at all and kind of a breath of fresh air for me like super grounded low maintenance type of woman and went on a first date went good nothing like too crazy but we had great banter. Did you say she's a great dancer? Banter. Oh.

Like, oh, cool, you went dancing. I was more interested in her dance moves as well. Oh, all right. Yeah, I don't know. But we had a good time. I watched the car. We did kiss, so that was good. Oh.

Okay, and what was the kiss like? It was good. it was like saying that you're gonna want to go on a second date without actually having to say it you know it's one of those okay i don't know there's a term called kiss you goodbye there's also pity kiss yeah sorry not similar we know all the depressing types of kisses on this show i've had them all i've had them all i'll never see you later tom you're saying you left feeling really hopeful yeah so it did go to a second date oh it did oh it was already went on a second so it wasn't a sad kiss you read it right i did yeah okay tell us about date number two

yeah so she said come meet me at work like right at the end of her shift or whatever. Oh, God. Okay. Yeah, kind of weird. She doesn't like that. Well, I guess it depends on where she works. Does she work at a cool place? Yeah, well, she works at a hotel.

Oh. Okay. Like a four-star thing, and I showed up. I'm not totally sure what she does, like if it's like reservations or concierge stuff. I don't know, but maybe you could break in the pool and have a pool party. Yeah. You said it was four stars, too, right? It sounded like it's like a maybe you could break in the pool and have a pool party. Yeah! You said it was four stars, too, right? It sounded like it's like a dingy motel off the highway.

No, it was really nice. Yeah. Okay. It'd be different, though. Okay. She kind of runs out. She's like, hey, I got 10 more minutes. I got to wrap some stuff up.

And then she runs back, and as I walk in, I'm kind of noticing there's, like, all these dudes, and they're all, like, hot and six foot two and like the hot dude convention at the hotel I go to that every year this is why you go to the four stars I didn't get my invite this year what happened you're losing customers I guess so it looked like there was some sort of thing like an agency I don't know but she was I guess wrangling something in the back like with all of them and

she was having the time of her life well dude wouldn't you flip it around you're around a bunch of beautiful female models you'd probably have a smile on your face it doesn't mean anything you're just like enjoying the view enjoying your company i couldn't agree more okay good however however however we go on like mini golf date. And see, I would be doing the same thing she was. You're right. But I would also kind of carry that energy through to whoever I was dating, hopefully immediately after. And she was kind of standoffish.

It was just like she wasn't treating me that way. It was more just kind of like there was this distance. But then I could have been being weird too. Yeah, it sounds like you were being weird. I mean, just even your mindset in the hotel lobby sounds kind of... It also sounds like she's like, bye, hot guys. Good to see you.

All right, you. Get this date over with. And maybe she used all her fake customer service smiles., emotional capacity for the day. Did you try anything with her to try and get the mood right? Yeah, I did. And I only mentioned the thing once. I was like, what was going on with all those dudes? She's like, oh, it's like this model convention thing.

And I know. No, I mean, I get it. Like, if I walked into a model convention and I was meeting some guy for our first date, it would just be a hit to your ego. I could see that. Yeah, totally. I feel like a solid eight, but then I walked in there and I was like, no, I'm a five.

Remember that personality probably sucks. You're in your hometown eight. That's how it works. I get it. Right. So are you thinking that overall your attitude that day may have affected how your date played out? Yeah, and I said it the one time. I brought it up just to see what she would say, and I didn't touch it again because I'm not a complete idiot.

That's good. And then I'm like, was I weird? And then it was like, if I was a little weird, was she like taking some Miss Red cute and then that snowballed into her being weird? Yeah, you're in your head about this for sure. You're your own worst enemy in this situation. Even the way you're talking right now, it's a little... It's a little defeatist.

That's the word. Thank you. And we want to be a... What's the opposite of defeatist? I don't know, but we're going to lift you up. Winniers. Winniers. And compared to us, you're going to look like a nine when we get her on the phone. So that's good, right?

We are. Glad this is radio. You can do that. Yeah, exactly. So we're going to call Natalie, and we're going to send her out with a 10 personality-wise. Ooh, I like it. Okay. Okay.

Big personality. We'll work on that. We'll work on that personality. We'll come back and do your second date update next. Second date update. You know, I really feel for Aaron because right before his second date with Natalie, he went to go meet her and there was a hotel lobby full of attractive male models. What are the chances?

Yeah. I mean, not good, obviously. Not good. At least they seem to be models. And that may have thrown off Aaron's confidence right before they went to mini golf Yeah, it just made me think it must be how all of you feel whenever you come into the studio with me You get intimidated and it throws off your confidence. Like how do I talk to you? I blame you And I I apologize for making you guys feel that way. Do you apologize?

I feel really bad. I'm really sorry. I'm just a man, okay? If I remember right, you didn't get invited to the model convention. Oh, yeah. Because I was invited to the one in Paris, that's why. Oh, okay. So, you know, I couldn't do the small pond stuff anymore.

But you know what? This man is going to help the man on the phone to meet up with the girl that he likes, Natalie, again. Aaron, it sounds like you just didn't put your best foot forward with all that stuff going on in the back of your mind. I'm hoping we can pull it off for you, all right? Yeah, thanks. I kind of stuttered into the whole thing, you know? Totally. And, you know, even if you end up telling her that, like, hey, I was just a little thrown off, I think she'd get it.

There's no person alive that wouldn't feel a little uncomfortable walking into, unless you are, in fact, a model. I'm sure she'd like to hear if you're honest. Like, I was a little insecure, and I apologize. Totally. Women like it when you project all of your insecurities right out into the open. Let's go with that strategy. Women don't like that. You're going to have to lie.

That's not true. Hey, this is the model we're talking to jeff jeff knows i think we got this you got two dates under your belt we get you a third we're good all right okay let's not waste any more time let's call her right now okay here we go hello hey is this natalie Hello? Hey, is this Natalie? Yeah. What's up, Natalie? You're on the radio right now with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Hey, Natalie.

Hey. How you doing? No way. Young Jeffrey. No way. Hi, Jeffrey. I cannot believe this. Oh, how are you?

I'm totally stoked that you called me. What is this in reference to? This is in reference to a second date update and a guy that you've gone out twice with named Aaron. Okay. Oh, yay. It's just like winning the lottery. Yeah. All right.

So how did you hear about this? Yeah. You know that Aaron emails us and tells us a little bit about your date. Mm-hmm. Dates plural, actually. Why, though? Oh, my God. Because you're not calling him back and he likes you.

And he thinks you don't like him. I think it's the other way around, but okay. What makes you say that? Well, I don't know. I just got like this feeling that on our second date, he seemed a little aloof. Okay. That makes sense. We talked to him about the second date and he mentioned something about trying to meet you at the hotel where you work.

And there was a bunch of kind of attractive guys in the lobby there. Was there legit a model convention going on? Oh, yeah. Yeah, there was. Oh, there was? Yeah, but that's my job. Yeah, he thought that too. I mean, it's not like he was, like, jealous or anything like that. No, I don't know. I just sensed, like, maybe he wasn't really that into me at that time.

The first date went really well, but then the second date, he seemed, like I said, standoffish a little bit and i don't know i just sensed like a different vibe and so i was like all right maybe this guy just really hasn't done it to me and i kind of backed off a little bit i mean but you could understand where he's coming from because he's around all these you know apparently really good looking male models i think i think what jeff's saying is like he just took a little like hit to the ego as soon as he went to meet you and then it was hard for him to kind of get back that confidence he lost because he mentioned that you look like you were having a lot of fun with them you know i didn't even really think about. And that's on him if he's insecure.

Oh, for sure. I mean, yeah, they're good looking. Absolutely. Of course, they're models. Yeah. I mean, they're models. Now I rest my case. What?

She's like still, I'm here, by the way. Oh, God. What is going on? What are you doing? Remember how this works, Natalie. Erin's on the other line listening. Oh, right. We were doing a good job, Erin. What are you doing? Remember how this works, Natalie. Aaron's on the other line listening. We were doing a good job, Aaron. Why'd you interrupt?

We were getting to the meat of it. Oh, quickly, I forgot. Hello, Aaron. How are you? Hi. Hi. Sorry, I just thought your head was kind of with the models during mini golf and not with me. That's kind of what it felt like.

I like you. I was on a date with you. I get it. They're models. They're supposed to be good-looking, you know? Models are good-looking. Whether they're male, they're female, these models were good-looking.

Oh, and they were male, so we'll get that out of the way. What? Erin, why are you coming off insecure? She's the one that keeps bringing up how good-looking these guys were. You guys could hear that. Yeah, but didn't you hear her on your date?

You were like aloof and were into her. And so that's why her attitude changed. It didn't have anything to do with models. I get it. It's fine. But it's like I showed up for her because I wanted to be with her. And then I felt like her head was somewhere else, which was back. It looked like a,

it looked like a Bud Light commercial or something. Well, you're the bad example. Maybe not today. Like a Top Gun volleyball scene? Is that what we're thinking? Oh, that'd be so hot. My head would be there. That's not helping with Aaron.

That's not helping with my focus either. So let's refocus, because Natalie, what I think Aaron is saying is to him whether it's true or not it felt like you were more interested in hanging out with the models that day than hanging out with him that was just a vibe that he got i have to disagree because i'm like that with everybody we're in the business of being happy and creating a happy experience for everybody and I'm just being myself when I'm with Aaron and of course I like him but I'm not going to be all holly jolly like oh

that makes sense I mean Aaron do you hear her because it it yeah it's just like I don't know I mean I'm sure I was like being a weirdo, so that's part of it. But it just like, it just kind of felt like I was competing or something with all of these dudes. But you weren't. How many times does she have to tell you that? Yeah. Yeah, I understand. One more would probably help, Natalie.

Just drive it home. I like you, Aaron. I mean, come on now. Yeah, I like you too. That's why I like you. He's yelling at her. Now we're getting somewhere. I like you, Aaron. I mean, come on now. Yeah, I like you too. That's why I like you. He's yelling at her. Now we're getting somewhere. I like you too.

Okay, so fine. You like me and I like you. So what's the problem? I don't get it. Do you want to go out on date number three? Yes, I do. Okay. Yes, you do.

Okay, you do. So then I'll go with you then. Okay? Okay then. Are you going to be mad? Wow. Maybe I don't like anybody else but you, and then I want to just go out with you. Maybe that's how it is.

That sounds like a threat, but it's not a threat. Like, it's a good thing. Don't interrupt them. This is doing well. And the feeling is reciprocal. Absolutely. A hundred percent. I like you.

Well, I like you too. They're going to angry kiss this time. Did we just skip the third date and they officially have the exclusive talk right here? Yes, that's what happened, Jeffrey. I'm happy for the two of them. So am I. Me too. Why are we yelling?

Brooke's scary when she doesn't laugh. So wait, are you guys happy going out again? Yes, we are. Yes, we are. Yes, we are. And we're going to be the best date, damn it. What? Do we have to beep that? Well, we're going to pay for that best date, damn it.

Yay. Yeah, you'll pay for that date. Oh, yeah. Okay. Is that a threat? I'm happy to pay for it, okay? How about that? Well, this is going a little bit better than I thought.

I don't know why I'm mad, though. Yeah. We're not quite sure either. I don't know, but it's working, so I'll keep this energy when you meet up with Natalie, okay? Natalie, you cool with that? I am cool with that. All right.

Okay. Let's end this segment now. Congratulations. I'm hanging up. Don't be late. Thank you very much. If you're late, it'll be fine. I'll be fine. Okay. Yeah, that's sensible. That's really sensible. I'm hanging up. Don't be late. Thank you very much. If you're late, it'll be fine. I'll be fine.

Okay. Yeah, that's sensible. That's really sensible. I appreciate that. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition Podcast.

Dive into Jon's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.