Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update Classic: Ross Mess For Less

Episode Date: April 26, 2025

We had to try our best to get the woman on the phone to tell us the TRUTH about what happened on her date… and it might be the most embarrassing story of the year! Get your 2nd Date Update Merch For A Cause HERE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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a little fun, maybe some laughter. It's all part of your second date update starting right now. Second date update. You know, normally whenever we have listeners on this segment, we have them start at the beginning of their date and tell us the full story. That's usually how stories work, Jeff. Well today, we might need to start at the end. Because our listener Julian thinks the reason he might not be getting a call back is because

of his text game after they met up. Oh, okay. Or lack of text game. I don't know. We need to bring Julian on to figure out what's happening. Julian, welcome to the show, man. Hey, what's going on? How you guys doing? It's like if your game is that bad, how'd you get a date in the first place?

I mean, don't you have to have someone good text game to even secure the first date? Yeah. Welcome to the show, Julian. We're gonna get berated About what you text I'm telling him that like it can't be as bad as he thinks what's different with your pre-ris and your pro-day? What happened well I went out with Tess like Tess is that what you said her name was right said her name was? Right, yeah. Okay. Okay. He's even saying it. We don't... Brooke and Jose and Alexis, they don't know anything about the date or the woman that you went out with. Got me terrified. No, you're good. I've been there when I've doubted myself.

Okay. I thought you were Jose. So her name was Tess and what happened after your date? I don't know how you guys would feel about this, but after our date was over, I sent her four texts. Four texts, okay. Yeah, and she didn't respond to any of them. Oh. Uh-oh. Maybe, did you text like my best friend does when she goes like, hi, next text, what?

The next text, R. That's how I text them too, yeah. You'll get like eight texts when it's one sentence. No, listen, it was across like six days. Oh. Oh, okay. Oh, got it. Okay, okay.

We were assuming it was that night, as soon as she left. Oh, no, no. I don't think that's bad. What did she say back? That was probably- Well, she didn't say anything back, is what he was saying. Now that's the problem.

Yeah. Yeah. You know, I'd reach out, I'd get no answer, I'd wait a day, and then I'd check in problem. Yeah. You know, I'd reach out. I get no answer. I'd wait a day and then check in again. OK, yes, she was doing, you know. OK. Why are you blaming yourself for a bad text game? I don't know. Like I told my guy friends and they were all like, dude, you're spamming her. Spamming. I mean, yeah, spamming is worse, but you're not getting a response.

I feel like you're just not giving up. And I don't think that that's necessarily a bad thing, but if a girl wants you to give up I'm trying to be on his side. She may be like take the hint and you're like putting yourself out there How do you feel about it? Well, I'm not spamming her It's like these are all like day apart or two days per text Your guy friends disagree. Right. They were like, no, it comes off desperate because it basically tells her that

I have nothing else going on in my life. Okay. Because of what each text says. That's a great point too. Are you free? Are you free? Yes. Are you free today? Yeah. Then you're really thirsty.

And do they have a point? Do you have nothing else going on in your life? Yeah, be honest. No, they don't have a point do you have nothing else going on? No, they have a point I Don't think it's bad like showing that I like her and I want to talk to her Okay, what did you like about her on the date? Yeah, let's talk about the actual date Like what did you guys do and get into that story? We met online and you know, we met but it's a little Mexican restaurant So good

So, you know, I told the hostess day with our anniversary Birthday or something, you know, technically it's our anniversary of our first date date well this feels like so much so I would be zero of their anniversary I would be running for the door I'd be so freaked out already no you would as long as there's free dessert well maybe it's that fried ice cream I do love that it's their birthday so technically he's right like it's their no and we're all judging about it what did tests think? You know when the dessert you know is nice lawn. Just pretty cool The way to kind of mentioned it, but it didn't become an issue You guys were just a really cute special couple and that's what she thought.

So wait, so she didn't hear you tell them that it was your anniversary? Oh, no. When you made the reservation. That doesn't sound too bad. Yeah, she might have thought that they'd given to us by mistake. Oh, right. Yeah, she doesn't know. So how did the date end?

Well, since she opened their offer to drive her back home, right after we leave the restaurant. She's like OMG Is that a Ross dressed the less I love that store Lady who loves a bargain So, what do you say girl I'll buy you anything in Ross, what do you what do you want? Well, she's like, oh, let's go in They have the best deals. It was kind of weird What do you want? Well? She's like oh, let's go in they have the best deals. It was kind of weird Yeah, I was a little confused honestly, but it was fine cuz I went in and got a jacket That's cute did she like the way you looked in it yeah, she said was neat

Says to her son. Yeah. That's a neat little hat you got on there. After he draws like a poop picture. Well, honey, that's me. That is a weird compliment. And then you drove her home? Actually, she kind of decided to get an Uber instead of me driving her home. Oh.

Why do you think that is? Whoa. I don't know. Maybe she needed it go somewhere else before she went home I don't know was there like a shift in vibe at Ross did something happen was the neat jacket too neat? Did you fight over the same Jack or there's a TJ Maxx right next door? She's like oh gotta get my max in east actually an upgrade Yeah, I'm with the Lexus. Okay. You know what I wish I'd know okay Well, we got some stuff to work with your friends think you might be spamming her too much with those four consecutive texts

Without any response or she found a home goods down the street those stores you just Michaels arts and crafts we don't know let's call tests and see what she has to say about the date and then we'll try and get your second date update right after this Hold on second date update If you're just joining us we're on the phone with Julian whose first date had more red flags than China's annual military parade China's annual military parade A few odd moments from the night he right stretched the truth to the restaurant hostess saying it was their anniversary But he didn't say in front of her which is good Yeah, they took a detour at one point to Ross dress for less

I love which wasn't his idea was his date Tess's plan Yeah, you got a cute jacket out of the deal But the weirdest part was he offered her a ride home and she said yes But then later changed her mind and was like, you know what? I'm just gonna uber myself back. Never mind I'm gonna bring up the fact that she said his jacket looked neat that I'm gonna bring up the fact that she said his jacket look neat that yeah On top of all that his buddies say he's playing the after the date game the wrong way by sending four consecutive texts with no response even though it was across multiple days is on this poor man's side right now

Are any of these the reason that Tess is ghosting we don't know but we hope it's only one of them Sorry to recap your date like that Julian, but do you feel like it was pretty accurate? Yeah He says unfortunately, that's where you're at But if anything you can take out of this what not to do if everyone says don't do this and then she confirms it oh you're doing too much maybe you'll find out that it's none of that and they're all wrong you were right she just been busy that's all there you go right life happens very true yeah come on Jeff I'm sure we're not gonna learn about a whole bunch of other red flags that came up we didn't even talk about but let's just call Tess. She's like, you showed up naked. That's why you went to Ross.

Exactly. It's the jacket. Okay, let's call Tess though and just see if she picks up and has anything to tell us extra. Here we go. Hello. Hi, we're looking to speak with Tess. This is her

That's my very aroused co-host for some reason I'm excited to talk to Tess. Okay Are a morning show we're called Brooke and Jeffrey. We're on the radio. Okay. And you're calling me. Why? Great question. Because one of our listeners asked us to reach out to you after you two went out on a little bit of a romantic rendezvous at a Mexican restaurant. It sounds like a cute day. Is a guy named Julian And he he called you. Yeah Texted you like four times and you haven't hit him back Yeah, I'm pretty sure he knows what happened. Oh my gosh, this is so embarrassing

For him or embarrassing for you, um Probably more embarrassing for me. I just want to forget about it. Oh Look we are totally understanding if something didn't go the way you wanted it to go or something weird happened But we're just trying to help out Julian because he's totally confused he mentioned to us about the Mexican restaurant and going to Ross and It sounded fun, but then you change your mind about getting a ride home. Yeah, so we're just trying to help him get some clarity Yeah, but you know understand like it's pretty bad. I don't know really want to talk about it especially on the radio Can't see your face. We only know one of your names

Radio Face we only know one of your names We love embarrassing stories, I mean honestly it makes me feel better about my whole life Come on, and we're real. I mean you got to think about Julian too. Who's just sitting at home Totally confused. Yeah, we can tell you an embarrassing story We're trying to help relay the message over to him if like make sure that he didn't do anything wrong Well, I mean he he didn't do anything wrong. I mean, he, he didn't do anything wrong. Okay. Oh really?

See that's a good start for us. So wait, what happened? Did it happen at the Mexican restaurant? Like where did things go bad? It started at the Mexican restaurant and then just kind of continued from there. Give us a few details. Yeah.

So I ordered some spicy enchiladas for dinner because I love Mexican food and they just kind of hit different, you know. Uh oh. Yeah. I had to use myself to the bathroom twice during dinner.

Oh, OK. OK, well, I'll tell you that did not come up in the recap from Julian. He did not notice at all I'm glad that he didn't notice and then you know when we were getting the check and he offered to take me home They kind of just hit again But I didn't want to go to the bathroom because they didn't want him to to know and right they'd already gone one or twice I was like, it's fine. I'm gonna power through and then when I get home, I'll take care of things.

It'll be fine. And then we get outside and my body betrayed me rather violently. Oh, no. Oh, girl. We ruin my shorts right there on the way. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What? Oh, oh, God. It's like the bridesmaids. Oh, I know that. Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah.

Before the car after the car. No, they didn't get in the car. Yeah, sorry. I don't know that my god No, they didn't get in the car. Yeah, sorry um. I don't know if you heard that test, but Julian Julian heard that Julian's on the phone. Oh my god. Yeah, he's been listening to this conversation. Oh, sorry we had no That it was gonna be embarrassing like that. We thought he did something wrong Seriously, like how is this managing to get even more embarrassing? Oh, yeah, that's right. Hey, it is not your fault. It is that Angelina's fault. Julie, oh, man, Julie, talk to Tess.

I had no idea at all. Like, I had no clue. That's good, though. Yeah, that's good on her. Then impressive. I hit it. Well, luckily, I guess I had on her then. Impressive test. She hit it. Well, luckily I guess I had that going for me, but I just, I panicked, okay? And that's when I thought, how can I fix this? And then I saw the Ross next door and I was like, this is perfect, we're gonna go in there

and I can buy myself some new shorts. Yeah. Oh, now it makes sense. That's why you wanted to go into Ross. And you just make sure that he walks in front of you at all times. Yeah, oh my gosh. I did manage to find a pair of shorts

that looked really close to the ones that I was wearing. But you know, kind of wanted to throw you off the fence, so I also was looking at the sweaters. Well, you need something to maybe tie around your waist. That's a classic trick. Oh gosh, and so yeah, I managed to get those two things. I took them up to the cashier and then I had this plan in my head that was probably pretty ill conceived. You know, do a quick change like behind his car or a dumpster or I don't know what.

Just use a changing room besides Ross. What are you doing? I don't know. I thought it would be too conspicuous, but it didn't work out in my favor and I panicked and I just called the uber Okay, you didn't want to get in the car with him because okay this not this all makes it is yeah Julian does this connect some of the dots for you? Oh you poor thing You know how it makes sense why she called my jacket neat like her mind wasn't even present Her mind wasn't even present. Yeah. Yeah.

She wanted to do is watch you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's definitely a jacket. That's me. Okay. Panicking. Well, Julian, you can forgive her for that mistake, right? Or is that a deal breaker for you?

Honestly, Tess, we're all human. Things happen. I would love to hang out with you again. This time we can go skating or bowling so you can see how you know Not an athletic I am and that could be embarrassing for me He's willing to embarrass himself to even the plane We would like to offer to send you out with Julian one more time Tess and we would pay for that date If you're open to it

You could turn this horrible experience into like actually kind of a meet-cute It could be your second anniversary Know anything about that. Oh, okay. Well just ignore what I said then and it'll be a sweet second date if you're willing to do it Tess, what do you think? Oh gosh, I mean Julian Julian you're incredibly sweet I just honestly don't think I could ever face you it was I honestly can say I never thought someone telling me that pooping my pants was an okay thing would be Romantic you guys are 80 years old Yeah, let's toss in a pair of depends so wait is that a yes tests yeah

Bainero enchiladas all Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Yo, K-Pop fans, are you ready? It's your boy, Bom Han, and I'm bringing you the K Factor, the podcast that takes you straight into the heart of K-Pop. We're talking music, idols, exclusive interviews, and even the real behind-the-scenes K-Pop stories. Plus, you're the fans. You're part of the show.

And you can get a chance to jump in, share your opinions, and be part of the conversation like never before. And trust me, you never know where we might pop up next. So listen to The K Factor starting on April 16 on iHeartRadio Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. This isn't just a podcast. It's a K-pop experience. Are you in? Let's go. The biggest stars in country music will be taking the stage at our 2025 iHeart Country Festival, UN, let's go. Swindell, Sam Hunt, Megan Maroney, Bailey Zimmerman, Nate Smith, special guest Dasha.

High Heart Country Festival. Stream only on Hulu, Saturday, May 3rd, starting at 8 p.m. Eastern, 5 Pacific. I'm ready to fight. Oh, this is fighting words. Okay, I'll put the hammer back. Hi, I'm George M. Johnson, a best-selling author with the second most banned book in America. Now more than ever, we need to use our voices to fight back. Part of the power of black queer creativity is the fact that we got us, you know? We are the greatest culture makers in world history. Listen to Fighting Words on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your

podcast. Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Israel Gutierrez and I'm hosting a new podcast, Dub Dynasty. The story of how the Golden State Warriors have dominated the NBA for over a decade. The Golden State Warriors once again are NBA champions. Today, the Warriors dynasty remains alive in large part because of a scrawny 6-foot-2 hooper who everyone seems to love. For what Steph has done for the game, he's certainly on that Mount Rushmore. Come revisit this magical Warriors ride. Listen to Dubb Dynasty on the iHeart radio app,

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. You Feeling This Too is a horror anthology podcast. It brings different creators to tell 10 vile, grotesque, horrific stories on what scares them the most. I'm going! You're so flippin'! You're feelin' this too. Listen on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.