Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update Classic: Someone's On The Naughty List

Episode Date: September 14, 2024

After today’s Second Date Update happened we almost DIDN’T AIR IT, but Jeffrey said “the listeners deserve to hear this.” Judge for yourself after hearing the Second Date Podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Wait, wait. I need a cut, okay? There's some roots. I'm sorry. Let the people comment that to you before you actually do it. But I only bring it up because our listener put down all of her socials in her email when requesting a second date. Oh, because she thought maybe it would give her more, like, you know, range, sway.

I'm not sure why. She does say that she's got a few different jobs and she makes a lot of money. And even though she doesn't necessarily need a guy right now, she does want to give one a chance today. What a giving person. Absolutely. Let's talk to Vicky. Vicky, thank you for generously letting one man have a shot with you. Welcome to the show. Oh, my God.

Thank you all so much for having me. A true philanthropist. Giving guys a chance. From the bottom of my heart, thank you for allowing me to be on the phone with you right now. This is a big love fest going on already. How you doing, Vicki? I am doing

fabulous. You guys are so cute. We're cute. I don't know that we've ever gotten that compliment. She hasn't seen us yet, clearly. This is how you know she has never been to our website. So, Vicky, we appreciate the compliments.

And we're happy to have you on with us today. I don't know if you know this. I'm also in media, too. I mean, not radio. I love all this, Vicky, and I love how you're a strong woman and everything but are we just talking about you or are we going to talk about your date or where we are i mean i'm having a good time talking about vicky tell us more about you vicky no i want the

drama well i just wanted you to know that i kind of look up to your show because you're a good example of how to be fun and entertaining oh that's that's nice. And that's what I try to do on my social media. Oh, that's good. Any more positivity out there. So you're like an up-and-coming influencer? Is that what you're saying? Yeah, you could say that. I mean, one of the local news stations did a news report on me.

Oh. You hit local news and you know you've made it. Yeah, that's the pinnacle. Unless, like, you were being featured for a crime that you did. It's a good point, Jeff. Was it something like that? Oh my gosh. No, silly.

I wanted it to be dumb criminals of the week. You know, that segment. Yeah, like crimes. That's really funny. What were you on the news for? Actually started a business at Christmas time, dressing up as an elf and doing topless housekeeping. Topless?

Oh, right. You're a topless elf? You've just become an elf and doing topless housekeeping. Topless? Oh, right. You're a topless elf? You've just become an MVP of the show. Congratulations. Yeah, thank you. It's just such, I've never heard of that combo together. When you said influencer, that's not what I was thinking. No, okay.

Don't listen to Brooke. She's just jealous that you're more respected than us already. No, I'm fine with it. It's just surprising. Oh, okay. Yeah, I didn't know there was a market for topless elves. This is all very happy. We're learning a lot about you, but we do need to learn about your date and the guy

that you went out with. Is there a guy? Yes. I met him on a dating app. I thought it was going to be during one of your topless housekeeping jobs that you met him. You wouldn't mix business and pleasure, Jeff. That's smart.

Every topless elf knows that. Okay. Tell us more about him. His name is CJ. Okay. All right. What do you like about CJ? He's got a great neck.

What? Did you say neck? Like what attaches his head to his body? Yeah. What makes a neck sexy and unforgettable for you? You don't want it to be too small. You don't want it to be too small. Uh-huh. You don't want it to be too thick.

Oh, you don't want too much. Are we still talking about necks? Yeah. These are the Goldilocks of necks. Yeah. Just right thickness. Is that what you used as your opening line with him? Of course not.

I don't give anybody opening lines. They give me opening lines. That's right. You are news famous famous local news famous so so you guys uh you and cj did you guys meet up we did we met up for coffee oh that's a pretty innocent date yeah how'd that go well when he walked in i thought oh my gosh he's super cute oh that's a good sign what'd you guys connect over well we, we connected, I don't know. I guess I can't really say anything specific. I mean, but it didn't take very long for us to connect, I guess, on a lot of levels.

Yeah. A lot of people get lost in people's eyes on a first date. You got lost in his neck. So I can understand how it all was kind of a blur for you. You guys are so funny. She's kind of winning me over, actually. I mean, I would want to take her on a date because she laughs at everything. You would walk away.

I'm sure this guy walked away feeling like, man, she really thought I was funny. Yeah. How did you guys walk away from each other? How did you leave it? Well, we left it like, I mean, like I felt like we had a connection. Okay. Did you talk about future plans at all? Did that ever get brought up?

The future? No. Why would you waste time talking about that? I was at the present. Oh, the present. You seem like an in-the-moment kind of gal. That's what they do on second dates. That's a question that grandmas ask to their kids. What do you think about doing when you grow up?

No, I meant like, do you want to go out next Tuesday, Jeff, as in future plans? Yeah, that's like distant future. Next Tuesday? Let's keep it in the now. I'm totally with Vicki here. So what's happened since this coffee date? Nothing. I mean, I don't know what's going on. Does he know about your topless elf

business? Who doesn't know about it, honey? Oh, no. I don't think we knew about it, honey? Oh, so you marketed on it. I didn't. I don't think we knew about it, but we don't watch the local news, so that's on us. I mean, I feel like maybe have you ever not gotten a callback

from a guy? I mean, you sound fun, you sound successful, you sound beautiful. I can't remember a time. Am I trying to date her, bro? Okay, well this definitely seems out of the ordinary for you. It is. It is a mystery.

Oh, wow. Oh, we love a good mystery. Oh, yeah. We're a regular Scooby-Doo in the gang over here. Yeah, we are. We have to dress up as them for Halloween. The mystery machine. I don't want to be a part of this.

Well, we're going to try our best, at least. We're going to come back. We'll call CJ for you, try to get you a second date update, okay? Look at this glassy house. Worldly, too. We're bilingual right now. Hold on. Second date update.

The weather outside is frightful. But you know what's delightful? What's that? It's a topless elf cleaning a shelf inside your house. That is a different type of elf on the shelf. Yeah. But that's what our listener Vicky did over the holidays, and it got her featured on the local news because of it.

Hey. Is she going to be a leprechaun for St. Patrick's Day? A topless one? I don't want to give away all of her business ideas. Let's not steal it from her. But she's also a social media influencer, according to her. And she's very upset right now because she's not getting a call back from her date CJ after they met for coffee.

Dude, it's the first time a man has never called her back. That's what she said. First time she's ever been rejected or ghosted or whatever has happened. So she's going through a lot right now. Vicky, you are a very unique individual, and I truly mean that from the bottom of my heart. Well, thank you, honey. She liked it.

Okay, I didn't know how that was going to land, Jeff. I'm going to be honest with you. She loves us, bro. Everything lands well with Vicky. It would be good for some people, not for others. You know what? You could follow me and subscribe. Hold on, hold on.

No, we don't need you to subscribe. We'll get there. We'll do it after. Let's focus on CJ for right now, the guy that you asked. Yeah. Isn't that why you actually called for CJ, right? Well, yeah. Yeah.

Okay. We'll be in the shout out later. We never asked. Did you ever reach out to him after the coffee date? Yes, I did. And he hasn't responded. He's being very naughty. Oh.

Uh-oh. Not in the good way. I think she doesn't matter what she said after that, Jeffrey. This is going back to her topless health thing. Yeah. Made the naughty note. Sometimes work and life mix together. Very well.

Let's see if we can get CJ back onto your nice list when we call him right here, try and get you a date out of it, all right? Okay. Okay. Here we go. I'm dialing his number right now. Hello? Hey, we're looking for CJ. Yeah, this is CJ.

Hey, man. Sorry to interrupt your day. We're a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay. Hey. Did I win something? Maybe, kind of. That's all you want from us is just prizes?

We call you out of the blue and you just want a take from us, huh? At the end of this, there could be a gift card. I'm just surprised there's morning radio shows still. Are they all died or something? So are we. Thank you. Give it a couple months. Don't worry about that.

We'll get back to you on that. AI will be here any day. We're really reaching out about a segment we do called Second Date Update. Oh. Trying to reconnect you with a girl you went out

with recently named Vicky. Okay. That's weird. Is it? Really? I mean, it sounds like you're not getting back to her. She texted you and nothing.

Is that what you said? Yeah. Yeah? Why is that funny? I mean, well, first of all, you're saying, like, what, a second date update? We didn't even go on a first date, really. Oh, are you one of those people that don't count coffee as a first date? I think there's some people that think of it as, like,-date she said you guys went to coffee together i look i would have

counted it but i mean we met for like two minutes oh i wait i had just started my coffee and she's like oh i have i have to take this call or something what do you mean actually two minutes or is it like time flew by we were were having so much fun, it felt like only two minutes? No, literally two minutes. Two minutes? My coffee was still full. I mean, she got up, she's like, I have to make the call really quick.

Okay. She gets up, excuses herself, and she goes outside, and she never came back. What? Wait. What? Wait. Did you change tables in between that time where she couldn't find you?

I was just sitting there. I finished my coffee, and then eventually I texted her. I was like, are you coming back? Nothing. Even the next day, I even texted her, hey. Wait. Wait. Are you talking about the right person?

Like Vicky, and she's really sweet and cute. She said that you had a nice neck. Is that weird? She liked it? We don't know if she said that to him. No, she did mention my neck at one point in the two minutes. Same girl. In the two minutes.

I'm confused. There's some sort of miscommunication. She said that you weren't texting her back. And she said she had a great time with you and coffee. She's delusional. I don't know what to tell you. Like we, we literally spent about two minutes together. She left.

I texted her. Why would she contact us for a second date then? She didn't even respond. Okay, well, she's going to respond right now. Yeah, something better than a text response is that she's actually on the phone right now listening in on this conversation wanting to talk to you. Wait, what? No, she's on the phone right now?

Why didn't she just call me? I don't understand. I don't know. Vicky? Good question. Yes, I'm here. I'm hoping that everyone out there in Radioland can subscribe to my OnlyFans.

Oh, come on. Vicky 45. Is this just only? Oh my god. Okay. We need to beep that. Hold on. We need to beep her. Hold on. Say it again so I can type it down first. We're beeping the name. Okay. All fair. I'll get that. What the heck, Vicky? What a waste of time.

You just came on to promote yourself? No, of course not. I mean, you ask people to call who have been on a date and they want to go on a second date. Does it count? I did that. You don't want to go out with him again. He's been calling you and you didn't call him back. You only spent two minutes with him.

You lied. She just said she wants to go out with him right there. Well, she's only saying that because she's on the air with us and then she gets off the air and then she's not going to call him. I personally am one to trust our listeners while they're away. Oh my god, Jeff. Are you the one that set this call up, Jeff? Jeff, what'd she say? You were social in the email.

You should have looked at them, actually. You would be the one. He would be the one that gets scammed. I mean, honestly. Why are we attacking me right now? I'm just trying to support the listener that gets scammed in this room. I mean, honestly. Why are we attacking me right now? I'm just trying to support the listener that asked us for help. But let's go back. We hear you have an OnlyFans, and that's great.

But it doesn't clear up the confusion with CJ here. He says that you ditched him after two minutes in the coffee shop. Yeah, that's messed up, Vicky. On your website, where you can submit to be on this segment, it says, did you go on a date and it didn't specify like how long the date was i mean it didn't say fill in the blank how long was your date this is why people have to make up dumb rules for people like you who can't obviously get what the point is i mean technically she is right so we'll go ahead a bit alexis you're in charge of the website

so this is kind of on you. I'm going to put minimum two hours. You'll update the rules and regulations for the second day's session. Oh, I feel bad for CJ. I feel so used. I mean, like, did you even like my neck at all? That is a good question. That's what he said.

Or were those just shallow compliments? I rode that compliment on my neck for a week. You better be serious. Vicky, give us your honest opinion on CJ's neck. Hey, guys, real quick. I just wanted to mention real quick. I also have a skincare line. No.

Oh, my God. Well, hold on. Let's hear her out. Maybe that's something you'd like to do with skincare for the neck. No. That was a no. That was a no. Hey, CJ, just be quiet for a second.

You're not part of this anymore. We're listening to Vicky. Jeff! Vicky has something important to say about skincare. Go ahead, a no. Hey, CJ, just be quiet for a second. You're not part of this anymore. We're listening to Vicky. Vicky has something important to say about skin care. Go ahead, Vicky. Oh, man. Even he's laughing. Well, yeah. I mean, you can firm and tone your neck as well as all other areas of your body.

Are you saying he had a saggy neck? Is that what you're... No. Stop interrupting her. She's in the middle of a great pitch. Oh, God. I'm sorry about that, Vicky. Please continue.

It's like one of those mid-level marketing schemes. Okay, turn off Brooke of a great pitch. I'm sorry about that, Vicki. Please continue. It's like one of those mid-level marketing speeds. Okay, turn off Brooke's microphone, please. Thank you. All I'm saying is I'm just looking for some support. Like, Brooke, I mean, you're a woman. Maybe you'd be interested in going to local business. Local businesses, Brooke? You don't support

local businesses? Women in local business. Wow. I won't buy the stretch pants. I won't buy the Tupperware. At one point, a girlfriend of mine tried to sell me grapeseed oil. I mean, just no. I swear by grapeseed oil, Brooke. How dare you? Okay, Vicki, I am so sorry for how this is going.

All I'm saying is, Brooke, you could be an investor. You know, they're always talking about how much money you make on the show. So hold on. This is all just you wanted to plug your OnlyFans, you wanted to plug the skin line, and then ask Brooke to become an investor? You shouldn't have to ask.

I can give you the contact number to our sales department where you can actually buy radio commercials. So we have a lot of questions that we're asking, and we have one more we've got we're asking, and we have one more we gotta toss in, and that's CJ, would you like to go on one more date with Vicky? And maybe you could see that skin

care product up close and personal. And we would pay for the date. I've been trying to call her for two weeks, so yeah, I'm in. Girl, you must be hot. Oh, honey, you have no idea. All right. So, Vicky, you're still up for meeting with CJ now?

Absolutely not. I've already plugged what I needed to plug. Thank you, guys. Bye-bye. Did not see that coming, Jeff. Man, I admire that. Yeah. You admire it.

CJ, do better next time, bro. I don't know what just happened, but I'm going to just Google grapeseed oil. See if that's any good. No. Free help advice. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast.

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