Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update Classic: Strip Sushi

Episode Date: September 30, 2023

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Jose's back hair removal strips he ordered from China. Yeah. Got delayed again. Oh, buddy. It's okay. They'll be here. It's going to be worth the wait. Two years,. Oh, buddy. It's okay. They'll be here. It's going to be worth the wait. Two years, I can't wait.

But one of our listeners, Ryan, says he's been waiting weeks to finally meet up with the girl that he's been talking to online. And he says when it happens, it's going to be worth it. Wait, when it happens? Ryan, welcome to the show, man. Hey, how are you? We're good. But, like, usually when people call in it's because they've already gone on a date with somebody have you not hung out with this girl yet

uh i mean kind of it was like a virtual date oh okay spicy yeah well hey that's actually a newer thing it's been happening people like to go on zoom dates first it's almost like a practice like a trial it's worth your time exactly and then you go on the real date. So who was the girl that you met with? What's her name? I met a girl named Katrina. Total bombshell. Absolute 10. Bombshell.

Do people still use that term? In Love Island, a hot new bombshell entered the villa. Oh, yeah. It's like fashion. The words just come back in style after like 50 years. Okay. She was the bee's knee. Yeah.

What's her deal the thing is she lives eight blocks away from me she lives right down the street did she offer that information or did you just find it out good question no no she told me that because i was gonna pick her up for the date and then so she told me you know where she lives or whatever oh and you're like oh my god that's right by me like what are the chances it happens i remember matching with the girl once and she literally lived in the alley behind me no not in the alley hold on we shared an alley she lived in the apartment complex behind mine you're going after my type now jose but i'm a little bit confused then if she only lives eight blocks away how does has it taken you weeks to arrange a meetup?

It feels like it should have happened by now. Why do you even do a virtual one? Yeah, Zoom, you can just yell out your window. They probably didn't know until they were talking on Zoom about the distance. Yeah, so I thought, like, I'm like, this is great, right? So we had this date planned out, and the night of the date, she ends up texting me, and she's like, I am so, so sorry.

I've been sick. I'm under the weather. Oh no. Okay. You believed her? I mean, yeah, I guess, you know, like I zoomed her, you know, so she, she said she wants to see me. So she's like, let's do a zoom thing.

Oh, okay. Okay. So she didn't cancel completely on you. She still had the interaction. How was the zoom date? It was okay. It wasn't like my ideal interaction how was the zoom date it was okay it wasn't like my ideal idea for a date but it was i was like whatever let's do it yeah well she's not feeling great either so it's like you don't want to get sick or something right right

so we hop on the video chat and you know she's wearing her sweats or whatever but she's looking really good you know she still looked super cute um i offered to venmo her to pay for dinner so that way you know it's like so nice bro what a gentleman that's cute girls are sick i was like to offer hey i'll send you uh you know soup or some gatorade it's just a nice gesture i thought it was nice she declined that though she said she's got plenty of a food at her house um she was just gonna eat what she had i was like okay that's cool you know whatever offered so you get points still oh for, for sure. Yeah, points are still on the board, I thought.

You know, all right. Were you able to have a connection with her? Zooms are always so awkward for me. Whenever we do client Zooms or stuff, I mean, they're good, but they're not as good as just being in person. Do you look at yourself or the person? I know. And there's always that second of delay. And not only is it a Zoom call and all the problems that come with that, but she's sick, too.

Like, we're able to make it romantic? Absolutely. Like, we were flirting. We were both drinking wine. We were laughing. She's my kind of sick girl. Okay. Hey, we make you feel better, right?

Yeah. Alcohol is supposed to do something. Yeah. You know, and we played this little game. It was so, so sexy. It was, like, called Strip Sushi. Oh. Strip Sushi.

I like it. I don't know what it is yet, but I like it. She's in her sweatpants drinking wine-flavored sushi while she has the flu. Well, explain, what is Strip Sushi? I've never heard of that before. Yeah, so, like, I would eat a piece of sushi, and then she would take off a piece of clothing and then like vice versa you know i just see you like shunning as much into your mouth as humanly possible sounds like a one-sided game no he said vice versa oh yeah i'm sorry i just heard the first part i'm like so you just eat she gets naked

how much sushi did you put down that night, Ryan? I ate a lot of sushi. Fat, bloated, naked at the end of it? I have mercury poisoning. So how many layers of clothes do you have on? Good Lord. Okay. Did you feel the chemistry there?

Absolutely. Absolutely great chemistry. And I was like, when are we going to hang out again? I bet you were. Like, you want to play strip sushi face to face. It sounds so fun. This is a great vibe already. And what a bold first date.

I know. You know? So how did it end? So she said, her words were like, I want to hang out as soon as possible. I need to see you. Oh. Okay. like, I want to hang out as soon as possible. I need to see you. Oh, okay. So two days later,

her account is completely inactive. Oh, maybe she's just ready to concentrate on you. She found her sushi soulmate. I don't need this anymore. I don't know. I've been texting her and trying to pick a day to hang out. If I message her, she just changes the subject, but she like

says she wants to stay in contact but like you know i don't know if he's seeing somebody else like i don't know it feels like to me we're just having some sort of reaction to the sushi now or she has like a boyfriend already and that's why she couldn't meet in person that's some drama yeah i don't know but like to have that much fun over zoom, I need to see this girl. I want to meet up. Okay, well, let's make that happen for you. We're going to order some sushi to the studio. Maybe try to play a little strip sushi ourselves. Should we?

I think it's just going to be mostly you taking clothes off without anyone eating sushi. Well, at least one person in this room is going to have fun. And when we come back, we'll get to your second date update next. Second date update. Anytime I played strip sushi with someone, they never deactivate their profile. Oh, Jeffrey. And if you're just tuning in. Are you just like rubbing it in?

I'm just saying, they always want to do it again. They're just ordering more sushi as the last roll is done. Or they're finding other people on the line. What's wrong with you on the line? Why is she calling you back? I like to think of it my way. But if you're just tuning in wondering, what is this guy talking about? One of our listeners, Ryan, had a Zoom date recently with a lady named Katrina.

And unfortunately, she wasn't feeling well. And that's why instead they chose to meet up virtually. And they had food, wine. By the end of the night, someone was getting unagi. Oh, that was pretty good. That's eel. Which is, yeah, Japanese for eel,

but it sounds a little bit like naughty and that's pretty much what I can come up with when we're talking about sushi here. But the weird part is ever since, she's been kind of avoiding him and even deactivated her dating profile. Yeah. Which is a little bit odd.

Well, I just think it's odd from the beginning. You claim you're sick and then you're up for playing strip sushi with someone. You don't really feel hot when you're sick. No. Also, we assume she deactivated, but you can block people on dating apps too. So she may still be active, just really doesn't like her. Ouch. Ouch.

You and Jeff are piling on him. I'm just saying there's options. There's other options. You guys do bring up some valid points, and I'd like some answers, but I just kind of want to meet up with her and have fun again more than anything. All right.

I bet you do. We're going to try and do that for you, and you know what? If it doesn't work out, just send me your Zoom. You and I can play some strip sushi together. All right, brother? Let's just... Sounds good. Okay. Strip any You and I can play some strip sushi together. All right, brother? Sounds good.

Strip any food, really. It's a sushi train. We're going to call Katrina. Here we go. What? What? Hello? Hi, Katrina?

This is she. Hey. My name is Jeff from a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we wanted to talk to you. All right. What are you uncomfortable about? I just had visions of her playing the game.

Okay, let's not do that. Hi, Katrina. Hello. Hi. Hey, I don't know if you've ever heard of us we're brooke and jeffrey in the morning we do a segment called the second date update and we'd like you to be a part of it and that's just me asking because you're already on it yeah so you kind of have to say oh okay but it's good it means that somebody really likes you and wants to see you again. That's really nice, but my answer is no.

No, thank you. You don't even know who it is yet. We're like halfway through it already. Aren't you curious? Curiosity would kill me. Yeah, what if we put a California roll down on the table? Then would you be down? Excuse me?

Imitation crab, get you going. We heard from one of our listeners named Ryan that the two of you had a really fun Zoom date the other night. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Okay. Was that sarcastic? I mean, he told us that you turned a Zoom date into, like, a really fun, hot. Yeah. Saucy night.

Yeah, saucy night, which is, I mean, I think. Soy saucy night, which is, I mean, I think. Soy saucy night. Yeah. Amazing. I love that so much. Did you have fun? Well, not as much fun as you guys sound like you're having right now. That's a good point.

I'm sorry about that. But we're just trying to help out Ryan because he is really confused because after that night, he's having a really hard time getting the two of you to meet up in person. And he even said that your dating profile was deactivated. Yeah. So the thing is, Ryan is like really cute. And I really like him. There's just something that I kind of left out.

Like the wasabi? Is that what you left out? No. It was the pickled ginger. No. I can't forget that. What did you leave out? Okay.

I don't live where he thinks I live. Oh. He said you live really close to him. Please don't tell me you live with a man. Do you live with a husband or a partner? What's so wrong with men, Brooke? Well, she would be in a relationship. Are you living with someone?

Is that why? No, I do live by myself, but I live in Europe. Oh. Oh. No. Oh, my gosh. You just recently moved in the last week. What do you mean you live in Europe?

Explain. So I make different accounts, and they all have the same information on them. But I put them in different locations so I can meet people all around the world. Because if it's true love, I'm willing to go anywhere. Oh, that's pretty romantic. How are you going to find true love if I'm willing to go anywhere. Oh, that's pretty romantic. How are you going to find true love if you're lying to people? Yeah. Why don't you have an international phone number?

That's why she's so good at Zoom dates. She does them all the time. We call their American phone number. Right. So I have international call forwarding. My cousin has that, actually. Oh, really? Yeah.

I mean, this could be good. What city are you in? Depends. Good place to Yeah. I mean, this could be good. What city are you in? Depends. Good place to visit. I mean, why are you hiding this from Ryan? Why can't Ryan know that you live in Europe? I didn't want him to, like, not be interested because I didn't live near him. Oh, immediately.

If a girl lives more than, like, an hour away, I'm like, never mind. And I do long distance out of the get-go. He said that you told him you were sick. I knew a woman wouldn't play strip sushi if she was ill. It just wasn't going to happen. All right, here comes my top off. I did feel a little sick after the game, if that counts for anything.

Nauseous from the wine? Sushi and wine? Yeah. Okay, well, I don't know how Ryan is going to feel about hearing that information. It's a huge bomb to drop. Yeah. And it has already dropped because Ryan is on the other line right now, Katrina. Oh, okay.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Ryan. Yeah. Uh-oh. Hey, Ryan. Yikes. You're in Europe? Ryan Hey Ryan Yikes

You're in Europe? I am currently in Europe Yes But I didn't tell you because I liked you and I didn't want me not being where you were to inhibit us

getting to know one another she sounds nervous now ryan are you down with european girls is that cool okay so like is it like a passport thing or is it like about money no no no it's definitely not about the money um like she wants to marry him for citizenship like if you want or if you wanted to have a date, that would be a really, really expensive date. Oh my gosh. Yeah. Like if you wanted to have an in-person date, you would just have to wire me some funds for a plane ticket and a hotel. Oh, wire me funds.

What? I haven't wired since I got a fake ID. That's not legal. Alexis just flies to her boyfriend. I don't get it. like what's your plan then your plan is to meet a guy and then hope that the guy pays for you to go to him it is traditional for a man to pay for the first date jeff is right so i think they should at least go dutch here i've always agreed it's european it's the European way.

Is that something you're willing to do, Ryan? Would you be willing to pay for a plane ticket? I mean, like, I'm open to talking with her about it. Not completely closed off to this idea. Strip sushi, the way to a man's heart. You know, I'm going to be truthful and admit that I'm bummed out that you're not eight blocks away from me. Like, I thought that was kind of cool. Now she's like 18 hours away from you. Why did she say so close?

So, wait, you're not mad at her, though, for lying? Well, I mean, I get what she's saying about, like, wanting to find true love and stuff. Like, you know, I feel similarly to that. Okay, so, well, let's try and make this happen for you two. That's really cute, I feel similarly to that. Okay. So, well, let's try and make this happen for you too. That's really cute.

You want to pay for the flight. What's your credit card number? Let's not rush them. I mean, Katrina, are you cool with this? Are you cool with Ryan paying for? Yeah.

He would just have to give me the money so I could buy my own ticket. I'm just really particular about the airlines and where I sit. I've just had really bad... A.K.A. first class, baby. I want that bed. I think it's A.K.A. it's a scam. Exactly. Are you falling for it too? I would fall for a scam.

My God, women just take their clothes off and men just do the dumbest thing. I would have fallen for this in a heartbeat. I'd be like, oh, I get it. I love first class. You only know if that was her on Zoom. Oh, here. Here's $10,000. No problem.

I could buy her the ticket. No, she says that she doesn't want you to buy the ticket. She wants the money to buy the ticket herself. She wants the airline miles. Okay. I mean, I've just never done this before. It's kind of new to me. Okay, so when can we get this set up?

Are we going to do this in the next week? No, Jeffrey. I want to do a follow-up with him. We're doing it in the next month. Oh, God. We could do it today. Today. I bet we could.

I bet we could. She'll allow him to send her money today. Well, the earlier you order the plane tickets, the cheaper they are. Oh, that's right. Oh, so true. I've heard Tuesdays are actually the best days. Are they? We should do this awkward Tuesday then.

Ryan, we'll let you two talk so you can give her all of your financial information, okay? Hey, Ryan, let's talk without everyone else around so we could get all the details squared away. Uh-oh. No, not uh-oh. Privacy is very important. No, they're just going to be playing some strip sushi. I know what you guys are really doing. All right. Uh-oh. No, not uh-oh. Privacy is very important. No, they're just going to be playing some strip sushi. Oh, yeah. I don't know what you guys are really doing.

All right. Congratulations, you two. Thank you, guys. Good luck. I'm sure we're going to be reading about you in the newspaper coming up here soon. What? What does that mean? Are you still not getting it right?

You know, like famous international love stories. No. That's what you're talking about. Sure. We're going to go viral on Instagram. Or possibly he lost his kidney in Russia. And here's his tell-all story. That's what I'm talking about. You're going to go viral on Instagram. Or possibly he lost his kidney in Russia. And here's his tell-all story. Brooke and Jeffrey in the

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