Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update Classic: Whack Beach Wedding

Episode Date: March 15, 2025

You have to take risks if you want to find true love! One of our listeners did exactly that when he crashed a strangers wedding! Hear what other dangerous moves he made in the Second Date Update Podca...st!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Welcome to Pod of Rebellion, our new Star Wars Rebels rewatch podcast. I'm Vanessa Marshall, voice of Harrison Dula, Spectre 2. I'm Tia Zirkhar, Sabine Ren, Spectre 5. I'm Taylor Gray, Ezra Bridger, Spectre 6. And I'm John Le Brody, the Ghost Crew Stowaway moderator. Each week, we're going to rewatch and discuss an episode from the series and share some fun behind the scenes stories. Sometimes we'll be visited by special guests like Steve Blum,
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Starting point is 00:02:46 Welcome to the second date update. Yeah, I could still be asleep right now. Yeah. Like IRL. Well, you know, it is the weekend and on the weekends, we just give you a little treat. OK, sit back for a little drama, a little fun, maybe some laughter. It's all part of your second date update. Starting right now.
Starting point is 00:03:03 Second date update starting right now. It makes a hookup party. Because everyone who works there is attractive. The lighting is always dim. And is there anything sexier than changing a soiled bed sheet in front of your co-worker? I'm looking at Brooke right now and her shirt almost flew off when I said soiled bed sheet. So I was not surprised in the least when one of our listeners reached out saying he met his date when he was at the hospital From Noah Noah, what's up, man? Hey guys, how's it going? Please don't tell me it was an unconscious patient Why did your head go to I don't know I just like I met her she was in a coma she looks so peaceful You guys are on to something, right? During a coma, you're always at 10, I guess.
Starting point is 00:04:08 Yeah. Oh. She didn't say no. Do you work at the hospital? Is that the story? My grandma got a little bit sick, and nothing huge, but she was in the hospital for a couple of days. And so I was in there with her most of the time
Starting point is 00:04:22 for those few days, just visiting, pretty frequently and stuff. And one of the nurses Names Holly was taking care of my grandma. We just kind of started it at all Grandma is excited, right? The last day that my grandma was there We were gonna discharge her in the afternoon And I just kind of gave her a cheesy line like my my granny, before she dies, said she wants to make sure that her grandson goes out on a date with you.
Starting point is 00:04:47 Oh. Oh, I like it. I got grandma in on it. She gave her a little thumbs up, a little wink. Aw. Aw, that's cute. And then you unplugged the EKG machine just at that moment. No.
Starting point is 00:05:00 Wait. Yeah. That would be terrible. Yeah. Did it work? That's the question. Yeah, it did work Actually, she like laughs and thought it was kind of corny and cheesy like it's supposed to be you know And and was like yeah, I'd love to let's go out. Oh, that's okay
Starting point is 00:05:13 I bet it was exciting for her too because I'm like, you know You're typically just dealing with sick people all day not like hot grandsons. So that's yeah I mean, I'd like to think so. All right. You got the date. So where do you go? Yeah. So you know what? I decided to keep it real simple and easy and just go to the beach. You know, I packed a little thermos, a little cocktail in there and I went and put our toes in the sand and just hung out and got to know each other and talked and laughed and stuff for a couple of hours.
Starting point is 00:05:39 Oh, a couple of hours. So it was like you're wearing swimsuits at the beach type of situation. Or was it I mean, not swimsuits, but just casual. Yeah. just okay. You weren't like splashing around but you were just vibing having some drink Yeah. Yeah for sure. Like I wasn't trying to get her in a bikini on the first date or anything You know, okay, you know be respectful and stuff. So were you in your bikini though? Yeah. Yeah. I was in my man thong for sure I gotta give ladies what they want Really cute date, I think. It sounds actually kind of fun.
Starting point is 00:06:08 Yeah, not a lot of pressure. Yeah. Well, with what happened next, I guess I'm glad I was wearing shorts and not a man thong because we noticed there was a little building right down the beach from us. What do you mean a building like a boat house or something or a lifeguard structure? Maybe like almost like a little community center building. Oh, OK. Oh, OK. Like an event space. event space yeah, there you go on event space
Starting point is 00:06:27 Yeah, exactly So we can hear music and there was you know Just a couple of balloons and it's not like reception for the you know you told was a wedding right like wedding reception thing Going on, you know Yeah, and I kind of was like maybe just put a little wedding crash that might be kind of fun You guys crashed a beach wedding in your beach outfit. We actually done it really well because everybody else was in beach attire too. So we just slipped right in. That's pretty fun. Did you guys get a chance to like dance and well so we're brave
Starting point is 00:06:56 enough to dance but I noticed there was a little photo booth and I was like, hey, let's go snap a couple pictures, commemorate the fun kind of, you know, we went to the photo booth and a couple of times they like four or whatever Yeah So the first two photos are regular and then on the third one I decided to take a little bit of a chance and lean over and kiss her on the cheek Oh, that's the classic Playing everything right so far like I think it's spontaneous. It's flirty. It's flirty. I love it
Starting point is 00:07:22 I want to go on a date with you That's what i'm getting hopefully we're able to figure this out, it's flirty, I love it. I wanna go on a date with you. That's what I'm getting at. Hopefully we're able to figure this out, but if not, you and I can go then. There you go, bro. Did she respond well to the kiss? Well, so I gave her, I kissed on the cheek, and then for the fourth photo, I just go your turn
Starting point is 00:07:36 and kind of put my cheek out, turn my head, right? Okay. And then she didn't kiss my cheek at all. Oh, no. Oh, she left you hanging? Maybe she didn't understand, because it goes pretty quick between those photos. Maybe it was too much for her to register that quickly. I feel that.
Starting point is 00:07:53 You're calling his date dumb is what you're saying, Brooke. I'm just like, oh my god, he just kissed me. Wait, what are you asking me to do? And then bam, photo. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it. I think if you point at your cheek after you kiss someone and go, your turn, they would hopefully understand Sorry, you're a genius using the photo booth not everybody is I mean that could be the case Did you take it as she didn't want to touch you or that she was just overwhelmed?
Starting point is 00:08:17 Well, cuz I just kind of joked I'm finished with her I was like you left me hanging, you know joking or whatever She didn't really laugh either and then the photos stood out and I looked and she had a really weird book on her face Like for that fourth one there Maybe your cheek kiss was bad in some way It was enough of a look where I'd like double check and make sure wasn't moody in the camera So I like he was just I don't know. I seem like a offended her and made a little weird But I joked my way kind of out of it kind of kept it light and so the day didn't it actually okay
Starting point is 00:08:47 You just cut that fourth photo off of the strip Yeah She just goes to me completely and I just want to know like what's up Did you try to kiss her again at the end of the day? No, no, not at all. Okay smart Yeah, okay. We're about to give her a call But first I think maybe you should reach out to your grandma and tell her, You may need to get sick again just in case we need to do an in-person visit. Before we do that though, we're gonna call Holly and get your second date update right after this, alright?
Starting point is 00:09:15 Okay, sounds good. Alright man, hold on. I think we were all impressed with Noah and his first date. Oh yeah. Even a little bit his first date. Oh yeah. Even a little bit jealous, honestly. For sure. Because the only one of us who's ever crashed a wedding before is Alexis, and that was with her car. Which didn't turn out quite as fun.
Starting point is 00:09:35 No. Sorry, I was looking for Forever 21. But Noah and Holly snuck into a wedding that was happening on the beach where they were at. And they weren't there long, they just stole some cookies and took a photo in the photo booth. And that's where Noah also took a little bit of a risk with a rogue kiss cheek on the third photo. Yeah. Which, I mean, I don't think that's crossing any lines. It's just a cheek.
Starting point is 00:10:01 Yeah, I was about to say the same thing. Cheek kiss is different. Like, we eat cheek kiss all the time, Jeff. Yeah. It's true, but that's a a cheat. Yeah, I was about to say the same thing. Cheat kiss is different. Like, we cheat kiss all the time, Jeff. Yeah, it's true, but that's a different cheat. So, we don't know what the exact reason is, but we're gonna call Holly right now and try and figure out the reason why. Noah, are you ready to do this? Any final thoughts before we make the call? I'm ready, nope. I just hope it all works out good. God, I know, it's just so crazy. I mean, like, you guys are bonded because he did something kind of naughty together, you know Jumping into a wedding like that
Starting point is 00:10:31 Before we dial do you you and me know I want to do like a little cheek kiss for good luck Or what I'll go first okay okay now you do me my face for a whole week now I'm a dial Holly let's see what she has to say here Hello? Hey, is this Holly? Yeah, this is her. Who's this? Hey, Holly, my name is Jeff from a morning show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. It's creative. You know, my words are not doing too good. Well, good afternoon, by the way. Hey, Holly, we're all here, obviously. Hi.
Starting point is 00:11:23 This is the show. That's Brooke, Jose, Alexis. And we're all calling because we're interested to know a little bit more about your dating life. Is this a prank call? I don't understand. Not a prank call. Wouldn't be very funny if we introduced ourselves at the front.
Starting point is 00:11:38 All right, you ready? Gotcha, Holly. No, this is a segment we do call the second date update. And one of our listeners went out with you recently named Noah. Oh, okay. Yeah, we heard about your date. It sounded super fun, like the beach and the- Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:58 Yeah, he told us about the whole experience and on our end, it all sounded pretty fun and pretty innocent. We wanna get what your side of the story was. Did you have a good time with him? Well, yeah, I did, but I did kind of get a little mixed vibe from him. Mixed vibes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:15 I don't know if he told you, but we crashed a wedding together. Yes. Yeah. Oh my God. It sounded so cute and kind of like risky. Yeah, I would think that that'd be exciting on a first date. Yeah, that was Brooks Reed on it, and she's notoriously into bad things. So what was your take?
Starting point is 00:12:34 Well, I thought it was exciting. It was fun. And we ended up going to a photo booth. Oh, yeah, we heard about that. I heard that was kind of like a highlight. Well, he ended up kissing me on the cheek. I'm like the third picture. And to me, that was like a little quick to forward. And like, I don't know, like really sudden for me.
Starting point is 00:13:03 So it surprised you, okay. Interesting. We thought that may be it, I mean. So it sounds like the cheek kiss kind of just threw everything off for you. What'd you say? Well. And after that you weren't interested. Not, not really. So what happened was I did keep the photo booth picture.
Starting point is 00:13:19 Oh cute, so you did like him. I do kind of like him, but I'm also not really sure and like I said I kept the picture and I have an aunt who's a psychic a psychic a lot. Psychic aunt. Huh. Okay. So wait. And then I went to see her and they brought the picture with me and she did a read on it. They can do that? You can just read off of a photo? Well, my aunt can. I don't know about all the other psychics. Okay. She's more powerful. What did she say? She said that Noah was a mobster in his past life. A monster? A monster? A mobster. A mobster?
Starting point is 00:14:10 Like out of town. So is that hot to you or not? Yeah, Brooke likes bad boys. Well, no, he committed horrible crimes in his past life. Like that's scary. Wait, so you're holding Noah responsible for what your aunt thinks he did in his past life. Oh, very No responsible for what your aunt thinks he did in his past life Yeah, it's still it's still inside him We we are who we were in our past life and I think it I think it explains a lot
Starting point is 00:14:37 I explained the danger side and like, you know, he was like, let's go crash wedding and stuff He stole a couple of cookies. Like he didn't like. Oh wow, he could have laundered them after. Yeah. You didn't know. It's the gateway drug. Someone in the ocean with the fishes, you know?
Starting point is 00:14:53 Believing in psychics or not, I would take your aunt's advice with a grain of salt. She's trying to protect you. Exactly. Well, I believe it. And I don't know, also's also like another kind of mixed feelings because he's a killer in his past life. And I'm not sure what I'm supposed to feel about that.
Starting point is 00:15:11 Wow. That's a lot of information. That is. Yeah, I'm not sure how I feel about it either. I want to know what the killer feels about it because I need to tell you, Holly, past life killer's on the other line listening and he wants to talk to you.
Starting point is 00:15:24 But Noah's on the line? Yeah, he is. Hey, hey. Oh my God. Hey, Holly. Hi, I don't really know what to say. So really you believe in like a past life, right? Just to make sure I'm clear,
Starting point is 00:15:37 because I'm like, I'm kind of shocked like, and that I was a criminal, like a murder in past life. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I mean, first of all, I don't really believe in that. I'm not knocking your belief, but second of all, even if that was-
Starting point is 00:15:52 So you're denying it. Noah, you're saying that you weren't a mobster in a past life? How is he supposed to know? Yeah, I'm saying exactly that, yeah. It's hard for me to believe, man. Is it? I mean, that's what a mobster would do,
Starting point is 00:16:04 deny, deny deny deny How would you know how would you know Her aunt read your picture dude And like I am I am attracted to you But it's also I can't risk my my own life like that But it's also, I can't risk my own life like that. Okay. What risk your life? Whoa, whoa, time out, time out, time out.
Starting point is 00:16:27 Yeah. You probably would be on a mobster's good side, to be fair. Oh, Holly. Like this isn't for real, is it? You're messing with me, right? Well, I didn't even know that you were on the line. Why would I be messing with you? This is my truth.
Starting point is 00:16:41 I mean, I don't know. You're Aunt Psyche, right? Wouldn't she let you know all this stuff? I secretly listening in tapping people's phones very mobster like activity you're hurting his cause right now jeffrey i mean the thing is holly has your aunt ever said anything good about somebody you wanted to date oh i rarely i rarely asked her about it. I was just so on the fence about it and I wanted extra help determining where I should go and so I went to my aunt. Don't you think it'd be better to like go to him and give him another chance to like get to know him better? So I could end up with cement shoes at the bottom of a river? No. Is it 1920? I don't know. Holly, I can make it really easy for you.
Starting point is 00:17:26 This is like crazy. Uh oh, you're going to make an offer she can't refuse, can't you? Here's my offer. Give me a kiss on the cheek, tuts. I'm not going to go out with somebody who thinks I'm seriously a killer in a past life and is judging you like that and then even says that you're threatened by your danger for your life. You're not going to risk that.
Starting point is 00:17:43 That's sorry. That's too much for me. Okay, all right. Calm down, calm down, I know how this works. Like, you know, you just point a finger and someone gets killed, so I don't wanna be involved. No, Holly! No, Holly! Are you guys hearing this?
Starting point is 00:17:55 Yeah. Holly, he was visiting his grandma in the hospital when you met him, right? Oh, who put the grandma in the hospital? No! And it's not just the finger point, you have to say bada bing, and that's when the kid comes in. Bada bing.
Starting point is 00:18:07 But I do seriously need to make an offer to you. No, there's so far apart on this. There's no way. I'm contractually obligated to do it. Holly, I have to say, we would love to send you out on another date with Noah. Otherwise known as Crazy Legs. Yeah. Noah otherwise known as crazy legs Well, I'm clearly upset now and I don't think I should do that for my own well-being All right, I mean this is this is your decision Holly so are you sure you want to turn a mobster down No, are you and I you and I still still good? You want to, you want to?
Starting point is 00:18:46 You want to go on a date with the notorious Noah Tooth on Giovanni's? Yeah. Oh, he has a number. Brooke just perked up in her seat. Why don't we go for a sail? Why don't we go for a sail in the bay? Oh, don't do it, Jeff.
Starting point is 00:18:58 You know how to romance. That's right. Bring your own hooch. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Welcome to Pod of Rebellion, our new Star Wars Rebels Rewatch podcast. I'm Vanessa Marshall, voice of Harrison Dula, Spectre 2. I'm Tia Zarkar, Sabine Ren, Spectre 5.
Starting point is 00:19:15 I'm Taylor Gray, Ezra Bridger, Spectre 6. And I'm John LeBrony, the Ghost Crew Stowaway moderator. Each week, we're going to rewatch and discuss an episode from this series and share some fun behind the scenes stories. Sometimes we'll be visited by special guests like Steve Blum, voices Zabarelio Spectre 4 or Dante Bosco, voice of Jaiquel and many others. So hang on because it's going to be a fun ride.
Starting point is 00:19:36 Cue the music! Listen to Potter Rebellion on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Emi Olaya, host of the podcast Crumbs. For years, I had to rely on other people to tell me my story. And what I heard wasn't good. You really f***ed last night. It felt like I lived most of my life in a blackout.
Starting point is 00:20:02 I was trapped in addiction. You had to grab the lamp and smashed it against the walls. And then I decided I wanted to tell my own story. Listen to Krumz on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Mark Seale. And I'm Nathan King. This is Leave the Gun, Take the Cannoli.
Starting point is 00:20:22 The five families did not want us to shoot that picture. This podcast is based on my co-host Mark Seale's best-selling book of the same title. Leave the Gun, Take the Canole features new and archival interviews with Francis Ford Cobola, Robert Evans, James Kahn, Talia Shire, and many others. Yes, that was a real horse's head. Listen and subscribe to Leave the Gun, Take the Canole on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Listen and subscribe to Leave the Gun, Take the Canole on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:20:48 Hey, y'all, I'm Maria Fernanda Diaz. When You're Invisible is my love letter to the working class people and immigrants who shaped me. Season two, share stories about community and being underestimated. All the greatest changes have happened when a couple of people said, this sucks, let's do something about it.
Starting point is 00:21:05 We get paid to serve you, but we're made out of the same things. It's rare to have black male teachers. Sometimes I am the testament. Listen to When You're Invisible on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. 45 years ago, a Virginia soul band called the Edge of Daybreak recorded their debut album, Behind Bars.
Starting point is 00:21:27 Record collectors consider it a masterpiece. The band's surviving members are long out of prison, but they say they have some unfinished business. The Edge of Daybreak, Eyes of Love, was supposed to have been followed up by another app. Listen to Soul Incarcerated on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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