Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update Classics: Car Talk + I Woke Up Where?

Episode Date: February 7, 2026

Part 1 The woman on the phone today got an INTERESTING surprise when she got into her date's car, and that kind of weirdness is something we can all get behind on this show! Part 2 One of our listeners needs our help piecing together his night because he woke up not in his bed, not in her bed, and not even in a bed at all! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I mean, it's one of our most downloaded days of the week. I don't know what that means, but we appreciate it. We appreciate it for sure. And we're about to get started, but we always love to start with your comments. Yeah, Ruby said, I watched Utopia 2 last night. And I have come to the conclusion that Jeff is the fox. Brooke is the evil sheep. Wait, Alexis is the cute little girl mouse.

And Jose is the leopard cop. What's the girl mouse? Does she mean the bunny? Probably. Okay. Oh, I couldn't remember, but I think is the cop like the big, the big chubby guy? Which one is the leopard cop? Oh, yeah.

He's so cute. Yeah, he's adorable. I'm down to be him. And he's kind of like cute and dumb. Yeah, cute and dumb and yeah, just likable. He is likable. Why do I got to be evil, man? All right.

You are kind of like the she said. You can outsmart all of us, whatever and ever you want. At least she's in charge. All right. You're back-to-back classics start right now. Okay, let me go through my second date checklist of approved behaviors. Regular coffee meetup. It's fine.

Check. Yeah. It's good. I had a sound effect for it. walk around the city and talk about life goals. Another check on that. That's kind of good. That check is so positive.

Finding out an interesting surprise when you get into the other person's car. I don't know if I can really. I'm going to give it a check anyway. You know what? I'm giving it a check. That is. You walk right through red flags, don't you? Well, that's what we're looking for whenever we do these calls.

A little bit of weirdness. And it definitely came up in today's second date update. You're going to hear it right after this. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. I've got a genuine question. Are coffee dates good? What do you mean?

Like, good in what way? Well, I just mean some people can interpret them as being too casual or a sign of low interest. Okay. I don't know about low interest, but they're definitely casual. Is it bad that I just feel like they're too sober? But that's just me. You're sober and you're probably. probably not going home with them after.

Yeah, you have the thought of maybe a makeout, not a coffee makeout. You leave with bad breath. Brooke thinks most bars are too sober for her liking. So I don't know. You guys want to go to the vodka factory? Yeah. But, you know, I think that's nonsense. Because these days, you don't know which weirdo you might be matching with on the apps.

That's true. Grabbing coffee is a safe, low investment date in terms of time and money. Plus, you get to see if there's a little romantic attraction when you cheers your macchiato's and your pinkies touch. Don't do that. Wait, don't, if she's getting a macchiato, you would not match her. You would order that. Yeah.

You would get a more, like, girly drink than she did. Did my coffee cup linger on your coffee cup? Our lips? Our coffee lips? Something's going on. But that's exactly the idea our listener Craig had. Oh, goodness. Not with the macchiato's in terms of a coffee date.

That's what he did the other day. Craig, welcome to the show. Thanks for having me. Good. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I say good. Like, he asked us a question. Good, and you?

It's like, we're like, have a good day. Sorry. Somebody needs some coffee this morning. That was awkward, and I apologize. So, Craig, thanks for being on with us. Tell us about the date you went out with the other day. Who's this lady? Juliet is her name, and I heard the intro there, and I agree.

Coffee dates are good. You can figure out a lot about a person's foundation just on a date. Okay, so it sounds like just even you saying that, you're looking for something more serious in the dating world right now. Am I assuming the right thing? I think it's time to settle down with somebody rather than do all these hookups all the time. Yeah. Okay, cool.

Okay. That's awesome. Get to know somebody rather than get drunk with them immediately. Yeah. You had Brooke for a second and you lost her again. I don't know why you can't do both, but okay. I'm trying to change. Yeah.

Well, drinking and hooking up, you really don't have a lot of substance. When you're sober, you get to know someone. You're building a better structure. No, drinking and hooking up, you have too many substance. Yeah, that's... Okay. You can just do it once. So you said Juliet was this girl's name.

How did your meetup go at the coffee place? Oh, my God. She's good. She's beautiful. She has beautiful hair, beautiful eyes. That's nice. She's ambitious just like me. My goal is not just to be regular millionaire.

I want to be a multi-millionaire. Oh. Oh, nice. That's great, dude. All right. And how are you going to do that? Do we want to hear that right now? Well, I'm just curious.

Brooke wants to steal the idea. I mean, some people will say it, but they don't actually have, like, an action plan. Yeah. Except for, like, buy lottery tickets. Investing. Investing is the future. I just got to stay the course and be diligent about it. Okay.

Investing. Buy the dips. Okay. Did you tell her that? Like, was she impressed? I think so. I think she was impressed. I mean, she, I said I want a mansion in a lake house.

She said she also wants a mansion on a lake on a lake. Yeah. Isn't everybody why? I was not. I was like, I'm looking for more like a shack in the middle of a city. Yeah. I want to hit the median income and no more. No more, no less.

Yeah, you'd be surprised about how many people don't care about making money or any of that stuff. They just want to vibe and have a good time with somebody. Okay. Can you know both? I think both would be good. Yeah. All right. So she was into it.

She was into it. Anna, we're just getting to know each other. We talked about our job. She does marketing. She's an assistant marketing director. And at corporate, she works corporate. I thought that was the coolest job. Okay.

Hey, there you go. And she doesn't even want to do that forever. Like, she wants to get on to even something bigger, which I thought was exactly my vibe. All right. And you guys are talking about, like, big future stuff, like where you see yourself. Like, it's a lot happening at this coffee shop. That is true. You know?

Is that why coffee is more like a business lunch kind of thing? Oh. Yeah. I mean, I think about that. Right to it. It's short. It's kind of a professional vibe when you're in there talking about business strategies and things. Did you spend the whole time in the coffee shop?

No, we went on a walk. I said, do you want to go for a walk? She said, sure. Nice. And we took our coffees to go. We ended up at my car, actually. And we're just, we sat in the car and talked about life for a while. Hey.

That's not you. A good car sit is nice. It's been a while, but. She trusts you. I don't know why getting into a dude's car is a sketchier than getting into a man's apartment. At least he gave her the coffee first. Yeah.

Traps her in the car and takes her away. Okay. He's got her. Yeah. Drink. Yeah, we didn't go anywhere. We just sat and hung out in the car and continued chatting. I know.

I'm just saying it's a sign that she trusts you. That's all. That's all. Well, I thought she trusted me. And then I offered to drive her to her car. And she was like, no, I'll just walk. It's pretty close. But I was, I thought that was like a little cold.

Oh, really? Well, you felt the vibe. We don't know. I mean, I don't know. I think she may have just said that, not even thinking that you would want to drive her. You thought that that was another moment of connection. I mean, we've heard a lot from you, Craig, but maybe it was. was too much talking for Juliet.

Ooh, yeah. Especially if I'm all excited on board. You definitely talk too much. It is a good question. Did you do listening to? Yeah. Of course. The whole day was seem as I felt like we really connected.

And I don't know why she hasn't taken me up on a second date. Maybe it felt to her like there was a lot of discussion and not enough like romance. Yeah. Like did you once put whipped cream on her nose? Got you. No. Don't do that. Don't put food on.

If you did, that's the reason you're not going to go. Okay. Well, then we eliminate by process of elimination. All right. We've eliminated one of the wrong things that could have happened. It confirmed I'm never going to have a girlfriend. Let's see if we can call her and figure out if there's anything else when we come back and reach out to Juliet to get you your second date update right after this, okay? Thank you.

All right, man, hold on. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. If you're just joining us for part two of the second date update, we've got Chris, Craig on the phone and Craig has an interesting strategy when he goes on dates. He likes to talk to them. Which personally, I'm more of the silent mysterious type. Let my body do the talking.

You just sit and stare? Or let someone talk to my body. I'm not opposed to that. That's why I admire Craig because on his date, he and Juliet spoke about their ambitious dreams and the giant mansion by the lake that they hope to own together someday. Well, they didn't say together. Well, they both want one. That would be the plan.

And you know what? How cool would it be to do a live update, update, five years from now from Craig's private island in the Caribbean? Ooh, Craig. See how his investments went. Yeah, I see that for you, Craig. I really do. Let's manifest it today.

This is exactly my plan. You don't have to tell me. Okay, good. I need to work on an Italian accent already, huh? We were in the Caribbean. Oh, I thought you said Italian beaches. It could be like an Italian design. A Caribbean Italian beach.

I mean, all new rich people have Italian designs. And fancy Italian cars out in the garage. We're having my back on that one, guys. We got you. I want it all. Okay. Well, cool. Hopefully when all that happens, one of us can live with you in your giant mansion.

I don't do floors just by the way. I don't mind. I'll take the bathtub, bro. Okay. But in the meantime, maybe we'll find you your future partner here if we can get Juliet on the line and get her to answer. So I'm dialing it right now. Good luck, guys. Thanks.

Good luck to you too. Here we go. Hey, is this Julietette? Yes. Oh. Hi, Juliet. Hi. May I ask who's calling?

Well, my name is Jeff from a radio show you may or may not be familiar with. It's called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. I've heard of you guys. Yeah. Oh, really? Okay. Yeah. Maybe you follow us on socials or anything?

Check in at Brooke and Jeffrey. I don't follow you. Okay, you could. YouTube is really good too. Brooke, you're embarrassing. Okay, Brooke, so desperate. Why are you guys calling me? Recruit social media followers.

Apparently. One of us needs, but actually. Just stage mommy in the whole show. The thing is, Julia, we're calling because somebody reached out to our show asking us if we could try to get a hold of you, a guy that you went out with recently named Craig. He called about me. Yeah.

Yeah, he was excited about you. Because what we're doing here is a segment called the Second Date Update, and we're just trying to help get him some answers. Because you're not responding to him after you guys hung out the other day. That's right. That is right. Okay. Okay.

So we're on the same page there. I guess what we'd like to know is what was your perspective of the date? because according to Craig, it seemed like a really good time. I think I just have some fundamental differences with Craig that are just not going to work out in the long term. Dude, that's crazy because that was like the thing that he was talking up with you is that he thought you guys saw eye to eye on where lives were going. I thought so too at the very start, but the specifics are a little bit incompatible, I'd say.

Okay. Well, could you get specific with the specifics? What was it specifically? So, okay, the date went really well at first. I was excited to go out with him because he just was, he was kind of a different sort of guy than who I normally go out with. Like, I usually, I've been going out with a kind of shy guys lately. He's more of like a loud, assertive, cocky, like entrepreneur type guy. Okay.

At any time you say entrepreneur, I start to worry. Well, you like to that. I mean, because there's such a range of what that could mean. Totally, totally. She's worried that someone makes more money than her. And that's very intimidating. Oh, it's like, uh-oh.

No light told there. But sorry, go ahead. Keep going, Juliet. He's ambitious and confident. I don't know what you were saying. You were liking those things about him. You were excited to try that out. Yes.

So I also bring in quite a bit of money. And I'm looking for somebody kind of similar. I'm a hardworking woman. Okay. So I was excited to go out with him. Yeah. And I think a lot of people like to date, like-minded career-wise people, right, around the same income?

I mean, if you're a driven person, you probably want to be around someone who's driven. Totally. These are all positive things. What we're trying to figure out is what turns you off to him. Like, why wouldn't you call him back? So we went on a walk, and at the end of the walk, he asked me to come back to his place. Oh, really? He felt the vibe that much.

Oh, that's interesting. He didn't bring that up because I thought you guys just went and sat in the car and talked. Yeah, we didn't go anywhere. So he took me to his place, and his place was his car. That's all he had. What? He's living in his car? He lives in his car.

Yeah, so he's living in his car to try to save money. Oh, that is so extreme. So he doesn't even have a place to live? He's putting it all in investments. Is that what he said? Instead of spending his money on rent, he's buying banana coin and spank chain and stuff. I don't know. What?

Not the me. Anna coins. Is that crypto? It is. Is it Joe Crypto? I've never even heard of it. Something that's like 16-year-olds by? It really is a real thing. I looked it up after the date and it does exist.

I was skeptical too. So what part of that was the turnoff to you? So he has enough money to afford his own place, but he's choosing to live in his car. He is actively choosing to do that, which I just think is ridiculous. Well, some people think living below their means is the way to well. I have a friend who lives in a minivan and he can come hang out whenever I need them to. Because he can drive from wherever sticky. But would you date him, though?

No, he's single. Okay. It's a good point. I will say when we spoke to Craig, he didn't mention that he currently resides in his vehicle. He just said you guys hung out there. And I would love to ask him about it because he is on the other line right now waiting to talk to you. Ooh. Yeah.

Good thing they have cell phones because it's not a land light he's calling on. Craig, are you there? I'm here. I'm listening to all this. Yeah, so why don't you talk to Juliett about what you just heard? Well, I told you, Juliet. I told you that I could get a nice apartment if I wanted to. I'm just making a smart financial decision, and you could do the same thing. Also, I didn't tell these guys that I lived in my car. Thanks for you blew up my spot there.

Well, maybe the reason why you didn't tell them is because that's weird. You're showering at Planet Fitness and sleeping in Walmart parks. That's what my friend is too. Because they're everywhere. Yep, yep. And is your friend super rich, Alexis? I don't know about that. At least that's a van.

Like, you're in a car. I'm not just in a car. I'm in a Tesla. Hello. Oh. That sounds so uncomfortable to sleep in camping mode. Yeah. And no privacy.

It's worth it for the dream of the lakehouse and the helipad, which you were on board with. Yeah. Oh, I'm on board with that. But I'm not on board with sleeping in a car where you can't even stretch out. Julia, where's your money. invested now. I can get your money in the right crypto. Oh. Oh, dude.

Morgan Stanley's taking care of my stuff. I don't need any help. Keep it that way. To stick up for him a little bit, like, every billionaire has some story about how they struggled. Oh, they started it in the garage. They were living with their mom. Yeah, but they didn't have six figures

at that time yet. They had no choice, I think. There's a good chance that Craig is going to come back and throw this segment in our face and point to us as the people that didn't believe in him and propelled him to his ultimate success. He's going to buy the radio station and be our boss. See and remember this moment when I stuck up for you, Craig.

Yeah, we all deserve raises, Craig. I will remember none of this. I'm way too focused on investing right now. This doesn't even, this is in the background for me. Darned. Okay. And Juliet, I'm just so shocked you wouldn't want to hit your wagon to this star. Oh.

That's a thing to say. Let me know when you get there if you do, but I don't really want to be. I don't want to be slumming it in the meantime. Got it. I'm the kind of guy where you either get in on the ground floor or you get out. I mean, the good news is, Julia, you'd never have to stay at his place. He'd always be at yours. That's true.

And more good news is you wouldn't have to pay for your guys as next date because we would cover that if you would agree to see him one more time. I don't think so. But I bought you coffee. Oh. He had an investment in you. I owe you not. You want me to Venmo you or something? It's like I make more than you do, bro. Just pay them in Banana Coin or whatever the hell that was called.

You know what? On the way to the Lakehouse stream, every dime counts. So I would like you to Venmo me for that coffee, please. Oh, that's like $7. That is so petty. No, you could get up to 10 easily. I didn't know that. After Banana Coin stock takes off. Yeah, you're going to get up to like $10,000.

No problem. I can afford that, and I can afford my rent, so I'll Venlo you do. Oh. Craig, I'm sorry. You won't be able to afford your rent for long, not in this economy. Okay, let's stop, guys. Okay, so there really wasn't much of a romantic transaction here. No, it was very business. And Juliet, no hard feelings.

If you still want to invest, just let me know. Okay. We started to diversify, right? Yeah. I feel like I'm starting to feel like more of a debt collector than anything else in the segment. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. I-Hart Radio is throwing it back. 20s.

the decade to the days of huge hits and unforgettable items a non-stop stream of the biggest and best Drake Rihanna Beyonce Katie Gaga the weekend and more all your decade defining favorites all in one place hi it's Katie Perry hey it's little mars this is Kesha find 2010's the decade on the free iHeart radio app preset the station so it's always one tab away welcome to the a building I'm Hans Charles Our menalick Lamumba. It's 1969. Malcolm X and Martin Luther King, Jr. had both been assassinated.

And Black America was out of breaking point. Writing and protests broke out on an unprecedented scale. In Atlanta, Georgia, at Martin's Almemata, Morehouse College, the students had their own protest. It featured two prominent figures in black history, Martin Luther King's senior and a young student, Samuel L. Jackson. To be in what we really thought, was a revolution. I mean, people would die.

In 1968, the murder of Dr. King, which traumatized everyone. The FBI had a role in the murder of a Black Panther leader in Chicago. This story is about protest. It echoes in today's world far more than it should, and it will blow your mind. Listen to the A-building on the I-Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm a little embarrassed about this, but I vow to be 100% honest with my co-hosts. And I will tell you, after that call ended, I did Venmo 20 bucks to Craig to put into spank chain for me. It sounds like my kind of thing. Spanks, chains, what's not to like?

It sounds cool when you buy now because they're like, you have four million coins. And you're like, wow. Oh, yeah. It's worth a thousandth of a percent. I wasn't in a child, Craig. That was so annoying to me. I dated a guy who lived in his car and his mom was like a lawyer and his dad was a judge. I'm like, you don't need to live in your car.

You stop pretending like you're poor. I hate that. This is just you on adult time out. Yes. God, it annoys me. The only thing that we are willing to invest fully in, though, is our listeners. Yeah. Email the show so we can invest our energy into helping out your love life, or at least we'll try.

And go check out all of our second date updates on Apple, IHeart, Spotify, or Spankify. Whatever it is, wherever you get to. your podcast. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. When you go out drinking, there's three basic phases that you can hit. There's the,

I'm just gonna have one to loosen up phase. Yeah. It doesn't usually last very long. You know, it's gonna say what's that like. A little later, you reach the

everyone's my best friend and we all have to dance. I've seen Brooke in this face many times. Let's take picks together. It's my favorite phase. I love you all. And then, There's the final phase where shame and bad decisions thrive and memories and self-respect go to dies.

That's where I used to go on. And one of our listeners got deep into phase three the other night during his first date. So now he needs our help to figure out what exactly happened because when he woke up the next day, he was not in his bed. Uh-oh. Not in his date's bed. Oh, really? In fact, he wasn't in a bed at all. What?

What? Where was he? He has no clue. You're going to hear what happened in your second date update. Next. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. I try to think back about the time in people's lives when they partied the most.

And I'd say if you went to college, it was probably there. Oh, yeah. You should see what happened to my GPA when I moved into a sorority house. It's not good. Perfect grades? No. Oh. Weird.

I mean, the thing is, even if you didn't go to college, it probably happened at the college frat party that you crashed. Also true. That was where you went the hardest. And I know our listener today, David, he didn't go to a college party, but he says he sure raged like he was at one. What? During his first date. Oh, wow. David, you sound like my type of guy, bro.

I mean, like 10 years ago, you would be. I don't want anything to do with you now, but we're glad to have you here. Welcome to the show, man. Hey, how are you? Okay. Are you saying this with pride or with shame? Lots of shame, I'll say. Okay. That's where I needed to know where we started at.

I would own it, but that's okay. I mean, I'm owning it, but I could have made a whole full of myself. I have no idea. Oh. Oh. You're not sure. That's even worse. Okay, well, what do you remember?

Do you remember this girl's name? Yeah, and so I do, because she was super attractive to me. We matched on a dating app, me and Melissa. One of her pictures, she had like a oversized band tea, and you know, like a bunch of piercings all the way down her ear. Okay. Yeah, so, I mean, she seemed really cool right up my alley. Like, she knows how to party.

That's what it seemed like. Okay. So you're going into it thinking, like, this girl can party. This girl's fine. Let's go. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. I didn't think she was any kind of prude.

Like, I thought that we could, you know, balks to the wall. Like, let loose and hands. Can we say that? Right, exactly. Well, it's too late. It's already been sets. Interesting. Okay.

All right. This girl looks like she knows how to have a good time. So what do you do for your date? We were going to meet up at a bar. Was the plan? I got there. I'm shocked. I'm shocked.

Party girl wants to meet up at a place where they said alcohol. You knew where this was going. You know what this was going. I wasn't thinking it was going to be a museum. Did you set up the date when you were talking to her like, oh, right, let's go party? Or were you like, let's go have a cocktail at happy hour? Well, it wasn't happy.

I was a little later than that. But I just said, let's meet up for some drinks. It was a press of hour. Okay. All right. It started off, me getting there a little bit early. And I was nervous because she seemed really cool. And I wanted to seem cool.

So I was getting loosened up. You know, I feel like I'm a little funnier, a little more loose when I've had a couple drinks in me. So you're already ahead of her when she shows up. What is it like when she gets there? It was great. We were laughing, having a great time. It seemed like we were really connecting. She seemed super-duper cool.

Good. Yeah. Well, maybe not good. What happened? I continue to drink pretty fast and heavily. And we didn't eat, it was around dinner time and we really didn't eat dinner. No. Also, I don't remember having a single glass of water as well.

No. So you got sloppy. I'm with you, dude, water's for the week. Yuck. That is not a cute look. If I want water, I have a Mikulip Ultra, you know. There it is. That is not it.

Okay. Where was Melissa in her drinking? Yeah. I'm not 100% sure, honestly. Oh. No. Dude, it was that bad? Oh, buddy.

Yeah. I kind of browned out, I'll say. I had, like, memories here and there, you know? But I remember I was having fun. Like, we were playing, like, shuffleboard, like, bar or shuffleboard. We had a lot of fun, but I wasn't really counting her drinks, which maybe I should have tried to, like, stick with where she was. Yeah.

So, usually a good idea. One of the last things that I remember is leaving in an Uber. With her or without her? I am not 100% sure. Oh, dang, bro. She could have been in the car? I can't believe that Uber even let you in. I'm pretty good at pulling off being blackout.

My friends will always say, like, what? You really have it? Yeah. It is a skill. It sounds like you have a high tolerance and you drink a lot. Oh, man. But this is still not good. So you made it home?

So I woke up. up in a random gigantic house that I had never seen before. What? Yeah, I was by myself. Didn't recognize anything. Like, wait, like a suburb house? Like, what type of house?

Yeah, like, furniture and stuff or empty? Like, it was, there was furniture and stuff. Like, obviously somebody lived there, but it was really, really clean. And whoever lived there is probably pretty well off because it was well maintained and the furniture was really nice. You broke into somebody's house?

Was it hers? These are the questions that I want to mess. I want to know the answers to these. Like, that's why I need to get in touch with. with her. Do you have any photos on your photo gallery, anything that could give you any clues? No, none. I literally, so I freaked out. I didn't know where I was.

So I started gathering all my stuff as much of it as I could. I think I left my vape there. But when I was running out the door, there was an older woman that was definitely not Melissa yelling at me. And I don't really know what she said. So I literally just like busted out of the door

as fast as I could and ran down the street. And like, I've texted Melissa a couple of times to kind of like, I mean, yeah, I'd love see her again. I'd love to take her out on another date if she'll have me, but really, I just want her to connect the dots. Yeah. Oh, no. And she still has not responded. I want to know these answers, too. I'd tell you to, like, chill out and hit your vape, but obviously you can't do that. No, I can't do that. I'm like, I'm crazy anxious, because I have no idea if I've made a fool of myself. Like, I don't know what happens. Oh, I can guarantee you made a fool

out of yourself. I don't think that there's any question about that. It's just how you did it. I mean, this is like a regular Tuesday night for Alexis. I go this hard on Thursdays, actually. Oh, excuse me. Thursdays on the weekend, I mean, to be fair. Exactly, I keep it glassy. We're going to try and get to the bottom of it. We're going to call Melissa and try and get you your second date update right after this.

Thank you. All right, hold on. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. If you're just joining us for the second date, we're talking to probably the biggest part of year we've ever had on the show. Yeah. At least since Roofer. Oh, that's a while.

If you've never heard of Roofer, he's the type of guy who likes to pregame a funeral. But David, who's on the phone today, might actually have him beat. Not with nicknames, though. We need to get David a better name. We'll come up with one for him. But he did admit that he partied a little bit too hard the night of his date with Melissa. Doesn't remember everything. The weirdest part, though, was waking up the next day in some random nice house in the suburbs

where some old lady was trying to, like, talk. to him or yell at him before he ran out of, ran out and got out of there. He doesn't know whose house it was. He doesn't know how he got there. He doesn't even know if his date was in the Uber, for goodness sakes. Yeah. And the worst part is he's been trying to figure out what's gone on and Melissa won't respond to any of his texts, which is why he's turned to us for help here.

So I realized I'm talking to you earlier. I didn't make a mistake. I just realized that Melissa texted me late last night. Oh, what? My heart absolutely dropped out of my shoes because she just texted me. You need to pay for what you did. Was there like a sexy emoji after it maybe, or was it like an angry one? There was a period at the end.

It's good about a puke in the Uber situation. That's what I thought Alexis speaks from experience on that. He would have known with his clothes the next morning, though. Maybe he would have smelled that. My clothes did not smell great, so anything's possible. Okay. I'm just going to say, get your credit card ready for the end of this call, David. I mean, are you interested?

in going out with Melissa, really, or do we just want the answers? I would love to go out with her again. I mean, I think that's why I got so drunk is because I was so nervous. Did you hear her with the last thing Melissa texted? Yeah, I wouldn't plan on the date. We'll try and nudge her in that direction. For now, it's just going to be trying to fill in the blanks for you. We're going to call her.

Here we go. Hey, we're looking for Melissa. This is Melissa. Lisa. Hi, Melissa. Hey. Sound like you're in a good mood today. That's nice.

Oh, there are a lot of you. Yeah, we're a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Oh, I know that show. You do? Hey, really? Thanks for listening. We made it. Melissa knows us.

See, that's weird. Hey, what's up, guys? What's up? We're, uh... Hey, we're doing a really bad phone tap on you right now. It works. What we've done. I'm just kidding.

No, we're doing a second date update. Because apparently, rumor has. You went out with a guy the other night named David. Oh, God. Oh, yeah. You have to dish because I just know that there is a big story behind whatever went down on your date night. Background from you is that we've heard some bits and pieces of the night, at least the parts that David remembers. But we're hoping to get some more.

The parts that he remembers. Yeah, it's a little hazy for him. But we heard that you did text him, I think last night he said, saying. saying that he needed to pay for everything. For what he did. For what he did. But that was so vague. He actually has no idea what you're even referring to.

He was on Team Blackout. But he remembers having a good time with you. Yeah. That's sweet, Jeffrey. I don't think that he does remember having a good time with me because, so basically, like, we had drinks. And then. Yeah. So let me tell you what he told us is that he did drink a little bit more than he wanted

to because of. again, he was having such a nice time and he was nervous and thanks, you're amazing. But the last thing that he remembers is being in an Uber to he doesn't know where and then waking up in some random house. Can you help us figure out where he went? Yeah, or just any. Or even if you know, I don't know if you know anything. Yeah, were you in the Uber? I was in the Uber. Yeah, he didn't even know what was in the Uber. Are you serious?

No. He wasn't sure. Oh my gosh. Just tell us the story if he can. A mess? Fine. Okay, so he seemed like he was drinking too much, and I was like, okay, I think it's really time to go. But he could not even tell me his address. He'd be like, yeah, let's go. Let's go already.

Oh, no. Is that a line that you've used before, Jose? Like, I don't know where I live. You better take me back to your place. I live where you live. That's so that cute. Oh, so now you're just babysitting this guy and you can't even get him home. So whose house was it, was that your house?

I wasn't going to bring him back to my apartment with this like dude on a first date. He's obviously like way too drunk. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, smart move. So my parents kind of live near the bar. Stop it. What? Oh my gosh.

Your parents? It was like 1 a.m. I called my parents who were needless to say not happy. I'm sure. And my mom has like these figurines and he walked in and like my mom went to grab some water and he like started playing with the figurines and like he broke two of them. Oh my God. And he was going to be like sick. So he like asked where the bathroom was and I like brought him to the bathroom and then he like slipped on a vase and like broke that too.

Oh, mess. He was one of those like stumbling messes. Oh my God. Yeah. My mom is like, I do not want this person ever in my house again. Oh, no. So going back to your text that you sent him where you said he needs to pay for everything that he did. I'm assuming that you're referring to all the things he broke in your mom's house.

Yeah. Oh, so it's like you broke all this stuff. And like, I didn't know he had no idea. It was my parents' house. I thought he knew that the whole time. He's learning a lot of stuff. The more that you're talking because he's actually listening. to this whole thing.

On phone, wait, now? Yeah, remember how the second dance work? They're listening on the other line. Oh, I didn't know it was like always automatically lying. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. David wants to talk to you.

So let me start my three-part apology by first saying. Oh, that's nice. Are you so shocked that it was her parents' house? I'm so shocked that she was with me a whole time seeing it. Because I was really, I'm really into you, Melissa. I think that you're very track. I thought we had a great time. Well, you're already trying to, it sounds like you're already trying to save it, huh?

I would like to. I mean, this is the first time that I've woken up in a date's parents' house. That is so specific. You can't. Melissa? I'll send you an itemized list of all the things that were broken, and maybe then we can take it from there. Oh, that sounds like an invitation. I can come over and apologize to your mom. Like, I appreciate everything she did as well. Your mom doesn't want to hear from David?

No, I'd go over and give her some flowers, but I don't even remember what part of the city she lives in. That's a sweet gesture. You may want to check. You may want to check. Did I puke in a bathroom in there? No, not this house? No, the next house. I'd probably check in on how much money you will first, David, to see if you have any funds left over.

Okay, we're dealing with a lot of, like, debt collecting and finance stuff. Let's get back to, like, the love aspect of this, which I'm. I'm sure it still must exist somewhere. Really? Melissa, is there a chance that you could look past the mistakes that he made on your first date? He was wasted. It's just basically like if you pay my mom back, then you have integrity and you're a cool person enough for doing that. But then I would consider getting to know you more.

But if not, then... It's going to be an incredible story to tell our kids. Whoa. Whoa. Let's not get ahead of it. Before you go down that path, we would like to offer to send you out. on a second date that we will pay for. Yeah.

I'm going to need that after my debts. Yeah, contingent on you paying the mom back first. So it's up to Melissa. I would go out with you if you make it right with my mom. Okay. So maybe you guys could exchange Venmos, make it real hot. Deal. Yeah, I'll text you my Venmo after this call.

Show me that cash hack. All right. So it sounds like true love is blossoming before our very eyes. Yeah, if I don't know about that. So just out of curiosity, how much we think in here? How much do you think that that's going to be? I don't know. Like, I don't know, two or three grand probably.

Oh, I told you those figurines, man. They're probably antiques. That's an expensive second date that David's going to be paying for here. We're going to have to take it out of our wedding. He's not giving up. He's a true charmer. That's the spirit, buddy. That's the spirit.

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I'm sorry. I think she's just being nice until you get to the money and then never talks to. I don't think so. If a dude is willing to pay two to three grand to see me again, I will date him. Do you know what I mean? Because you're gold digger? No, because that's amazing. That you're willing to do that.

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Oh, God. Then we do need to have an intervention. I am proud of everybody here, though, in the room for being able to get a second date from that. Like, I thought for sure there was no chance. I don't think it was us. I think that was him. I think he handled it so well. And credit to her for tricking him into paying her mom back.

That's what I'm saying. Is it a trick? I'm impressed by everybody today. All right. There we go, Jeff. Even you listeners, good job. Yeah, thanks for sticking through and listening to the whole thing. Give yourself a pat on the back.

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