Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update Classics: Coffee Club + Falling to Pieces

Episode Date: September 19, 2026

Part 1 One of our listeners did something THREE different times during their date… and while once might be strange, at the end it all made sense.  Part 2 One of our listeners admits SHE di...d something stupid, just to MEET a guy. Was it her idea? No. Was it effective? Let's find out!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:47 Welcome to it. It is your Saturday double. Double classic. Saturday Double. Yep. Let's do it. A double header. It's like sports.
Starting point is 00:02:54 Yeah. Exactly right. Jose. Yep, if dating were your sport, this would be where you'd want to be. It is Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And before we get to our back-to-back classics, what do you got in comments? Yeah, Hannah, you said, I'm listening through this show from the start, and I'm currently in January 2020.
Starting point is 00:03:11 Everyone's talking about how good they feel and excited. 2019 is over and all your resolutions. I feel like I'm watching the beginning of a horror movie where the family first arrives to the haunted house. They're super excited about the house, but I saw the trailer. And I know that ish is about to go down. Oh, so well explained. They're like, who knew this house was only $20,000 and it's eight bedrooms?
Starting point is 00:03:33 Oh, my God. Wow. That would be wild. I haven't gone back and re-listened to our shows from January of 2020. But I distinctly remember having a conversation with Jose in the studio being like, oh, China shut down. That could never happen here, huh, Jose? Yeah, it's weird.
Starting point is 00:03:49 Anyway, I'm going to book a flight for next week. Yeah. But we made it. We made it. We made it. We made it. Okay. I can't wait until you get to 2026.
Starting point is 00:03:58 So, all right. Here we go. Your brand. What are we doing this for? We're doing the double header. Brooke. Come on. Get with it.
Starting point is 00:04:04 It starts now. Is it okay to do the same thing or the same activity twice in one date? I guess it depends. I can't think of. I can think of one thing. Not the activity. No. Get your mind's out of the jutter here.
Starting point is 00:04:23 Come on. Let's do it. How about three times, Jeff? No, I'm talking about going someplace or doing something in public. So am I. In a homeless, Jeff. Not a book. Because one of our listeners did something three separate times, not that during their hangout.
Starting point is 00:04:40 Good job. By the end, we finally heard the reason why they kept repeating the same activity. And it made total sense. You're going to hear it in a second date update. Next. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second Date Update. Brooke, I don't know how you feel about meeting guys at the gym.
Starting point is 00:05:00 The gym? Yeah, are you worried about that? Because it's usually like pretty loud in there and you're sweating. And we know, Brooke, that you don't wear deodorant. Or at least not deodorants that work. You like to do that organic stuff. I mean, how else do you send your pheromones out into the world, Jeffrey? A.K. Hot guy deterrent.
Starting point is 00:05:19 Is that what that smell is when I go in the gym, the fairmoans? I don't know. It might not be the cemones. cutest look sometimes, but that's where one of our listeners, Vanessa, says she ended up meeting a guy over at her local gym. And it seems to work out okay for her until it didn't. Nice. Maybe I need to get her deodorant brand.
Starting point is 00:05:36 Maybe. Vanessa, what type of deodorant do you use? I'm a dove girl. Dove? That's a good one. Is that okay for you, Brooke? I like to go a little more natural. Maybe just give me a try.
Starting point is 00:05:47 I'm pretty sure Brooke just uses like mayonnaise and lemon juice. Unless it's an actual dove, a live dove that she can roll. underneath their arms. It's like a cave. What's the dove is dead? It's time to change it out. All right. Well, thank you for the recommendation on the deodorant.
Starting point is 00:06:02 But let's focus on your love life here. Tell us about the guy that you met when you were at the gym. Totally. So I was working out the other day, you know, across the room. I kind of saw this guy. He was cute. Of course, in really good shape. And I kept glancing, but I was trying not to make it obvious.
Starting point is 00:06:20 Yeah. I mean, it could be so awkward if you get caught staring. Yeah. Yeah, no matter what sign you're a guy or a girl. I mean, nobody really likes that at the gym. Or do they? I mean, some people are checking themselves out the whole time. Right.
Starting point is 00:06:34 That's, those are the people that are annoying. Sometimes it's kind of like a confidence boost to notice somebody glancing at you. But sure. How'd you get his attention? Well, it wasn't on purpose that we kind of like locked eyes through the mirror, you know? Oh. Yeah. So in order to make him not be super awkward since he knew now I was looking at him,
Starting point is 00:06:52 I went over and I asked if he would spot me to do some squats. Oh, whoa. That's nice. That's forward. That's good. The gyms risky because you can't tell who's single or not sometimes. That's true, but if you're just asking for a spot, you're just asking, like, hey, come and share my space. Did you get this guy's name during this whole encounter?
Starting point is 00:07:11 Yeah. His name is Alex. Okay. And how the spotting go? Really well. Like, he was supporting me and encouraging and just super nice and sweet. That's awesome. Some good vibes.
Starting point is 00:07:22 So you were able to turn that into something else? Well, yes. So the rest of the workouts, we kind of were just like near each other doing our own thing. And then we kind of finished around the same time. So when we were leaving, he asked if I wanted to go across the street and get some coffee. Oh, he asked. That's cute. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:42 Good. I didn't have planned. So we went and got some coffee. And it just felt so, like, natural and comfortable. And it's so awesome to have like an impromptu date on that. because no one can cancel. You know, like there's no lead-up. It's just happening.
Starting point is 00:07:57 Yeah. What did you guys connect over besides working out? Well, like our jobs are somewhat similar. We talked about family. I mean, yeah, we talked about everything, really. Okay. How long did you hang out for? No, no, no, no cares about any of that.
Starting point is 00:08:10 Let's move on. I'm going to like to know. Yeah, what happened after coffee? Was that the end of it? It was not. So it was like a super nice day out. And I feel like neither of us wanted it to end. And so we ended up going to the park and, like, walking around.
Starting point is 00:08:24 Oh, day. Oh, wait. A workout, then a walk? This sounds like such a war. Jose's nightmare. Oh, my God. Can we just lay down? You guys are in both in good shape, at least.
Starting point is 00:08:34 Yeah. But this time, you're like dried, sweaty, you know? Yeah, sweaty, dry, and maybe sweaty. It's a good point. Was there anything weird that was happening during this encounter, like at coffee or at the park? No. The park was actually so fun. We were walking and I mentioned how I also do yoga.
Starting point is 00:08:50 and I ended up showing him some yoga poses in the park. Oh, gosh. You guys are that fit couple in the park. You're a little spandex looking great doing yoga poses. Oh, God. Did he like that? He seemed to because then we kind of finished our walk around the park, and he was like, I'm kind of a coffee addict.
Starting point is 00:09:12 You want to go get another coffee? What? More coffee. I mean, do you think at this point you should have, like, bowed out? Like, the momentum's good. That's when you leave. Leave him wanting more. But we had more momentum.
Starting point is 00:09:23 Oh, what? You did a CrossFit class next? Yeah, exactly. I feel like it's just the caffeine. Yeah. Hitting coffee is going to be like, you want to go back to the gym now? Is he just not very creative? Coffee Park, Jim.
Starting point is 00:09:36 Me big bro. How was second coffee? Also amazing. Okay. Okay. I've seen a pattern here. Okay. You want to go look into some mirrors together?
Starting point is 00:09:48 When did the day? Or is he still there with you? I mean, I hate to just put this out on the radio, but I ended up staying the night. What? Oh, so we didn't. Did you get to shower at any point? Yeah, I mean, there was some food. There was some shower.
Starting point is 00:10:03 I couldn't have, like, subsided totally on just coffee alone. And I bet you guys stayed up late after all that coffee. Brooke told me. You're another workout session. How did you leave it? Everything stayed awesome. Like, he was really sweet the next morning. He walked me out.
Starting point is 00:10:20 We ended up walking down the street to Starbucks and had our morning coffee together. Oh, my God. Okay. And so was that the end of the date? Yes. Okay. Oh, geez. I'm exhausted.
Starting point is 00:10:33 It was like a whole relationship. She's like, then we went to a roast drink. Okay. We did a whole week's worth in one day. Oh, well, that's nice. And you haven't heard anything. Exactly. This is why now I have to call you.
Starting point is 00:10:46 It's been a few days. Suddenly you were cold. So like I literally know nothing. Well, this is a good thing. Sometimes one date can turn into a whole weekend. You know, it's a good thing if you were both on the same page. Who are we to say this is bad? But sometimes hanging out too much, that's like the kiss of death.
Starting point is 00:11:03 Yeah, I think so too. Yeah. Let's find out. Sit tight. We'll come back. We'll call Alex for you and try and get you your second date update right after this, okay? Perfect. Thank you guys.
Starting point is 00:11:14 Hey, hold on. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. It's a date that started off. Amazing. They locked eyes across a crowded gym, had an instant vibe going, decided to hang out. Okay. But 14 hours and 200 cups of coffee later, they're not speaking to each other anymore.
Starting point is 00:11:37 Yeah. Our listener, Vanessa, doesn't blame Brooke for that. Good. Why would she? I do. What? Why do you blame me? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:11:46 It just feels right. Okay. But we don't know what the reason is, actually, for. why her date Alex isn't calling her back. Maybe he just hasn't had his coffee yet, you know? Or maybe he's finally asleep after seven dates. You mean a caffeine coma? Maybe.
Starting point is 00:12:01 Possibly. But it is odd because she ended up spending the night over at Alex's place. And they went to coffee afterwards. Yeah. Like usually if it's going to be weird and awkward, there's a reason that you have to go. You're going to have to leave. I got to get ready for work. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:15 So we have a mystery on our hands. We're going to get to the bottom of it. How are you feeling here? Vanessa, do you need some coffee? No, I am good, I'm confident, I'm ready for you guys to help. What do you think it is? Just any guesses before we call? No, I really had so much fun.
Starting point is 00:12:32 I just don't even know. Okay. I'm wondering what her coffee order is. Is it weird? You guys, she stayed the night and he took her out to coffee again this morning. Oh, maybe you were Big Spoon. I can't have enjoyed that. Some guys love it.
Starting point is 00:12:44 Maybe he wanted to be stirstick. That's a good coffee joke. Come on, guys. Give her a laugh. Thanks, Jose. I don't know what that even means, but we're going to, on that note, call Alex for you and try and get your second date update, okay? Okay, I'm ready. Let's do, I think.
Starting point is 00:13:04 Here we go. Hey, is this Alex? No, this is Alan. Alan? Alan? Do you know Alex? No. This is Alan.
Starting point is 00:13:26 I'm pretty sure I know my name. Is I don't know the radio show calling him? I'm going to be so bad. You didn't have a roommate name Alex or something? Or someone who shares his phone? No. No. Who is this?
Starting point is 00:13:35 What's going on? You were a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Did we get the name wrong? Wow. I don't think so. I repeated it. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:13:44 We get names wrong a lot. One of our listeners is a girl that says that she went on a date with you. Did you go out with someone recently that you met at a gym? I'm pretty sure I know you're talking about. Vanessa? Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:57 Okay. So this is the right guy. Oh, no. Did she get your. name wrong? Yeah, I mean, honestly, the day was going great, but she just kept calling me all these different names. She called me Andrew. She called me Andy. She called me Allen at one point. She got my name right at one point. By accident. Yeah. Then she called me Aaron, like a second later. I don't get it, though. It sounds like you're mad at her, but I mean, this is the woman that stayed the night at your
Starting point is 00:14:23 house, right? Yeah. I mean, it was crazy. Like, I kept taking us to Starbucks because we they would call my name out? Like it was, I was trying to get her done. Oh, my God. Wait, she mentioned going to the coffee shop a bunch of times during your date, but she said it's because you were a coffee addict. That's what you told her. I was just trying to be subtle, and that was my name.
Starting point is 00:14:46 Oh, my God. So you were only taking her so that the barista would call out your name, Alan. So they're yelling my name over and over. Oh, that is so uncomfortable. Why didn't you tell? Why weren't you just more direct? or like... I did.
Starting point is 00:15:01 I did correct her, but after the second time of correcting her, I just thought Starbucks would fix it. Like, but you corrected her twice? Of course.
Starting point is 00:15:10 What did she say when you told her that's not my name? My name's Alan. She just smiled and said, okay. Huh? Oh.
Starting point is 00:15:17 She wasn't even embarrassed? I would have been mortified. She just had hearts in her eyes looking at him, like, whatever you say. Sure, Alicazam. Amos. Was she like...
Starting point is 00:15:27 I was ready to suggest like tattoos that we could get a each of our names. I'm willing to bet that if we talk to her randomly right now that she would get your name right.
Starting point is 00:15:38 I hope. Randomly? And we should put it to the test because she's randomly on the phone right now. Listening and wanting to talk to you, Alan. Hi.
Starting point is 00:15:48 Hi. I don't... I don't really know what to say. Oh my gosh. I'm so embarrassed. I listen to your whole thing. I just kind of have bad memory sometimes.
Starting point is 00:16:00 Like, if I'm wrapped up in the moment, I don't pay attention to the details. Oh, you're just awful with names. I get that for a moment, but for a 14-hour date, that's a little longer than a moment. You know, details is like what color or shirt he's wearing, not what his name is. But, like, just because we're in Starbucks, I mean, I'm not, like, staring at his cup to see what was written. We're talking, having fun. I'm not listening to hear what his name is when they call it out. Okay.
Starting point is 00:16:27 We're still waiting for that. I'm sorry for getting your name wrong. I'm sorry to throw that in there. That's okay. Alan, I am so sorry. I feel foolish. I was having so much fun, though. Look, I don't know what to tell you.
Starting point is 00:16:43 I mean, it was just very awkward. You could remember. I don't know. Why can't you remember my name? Why is it so hard? Alan is a pretty common name. Like, it doesn't stand out. Oh.
Starting point is 00:16:55 You know? It's my fault. I'm not saying it's useful. your fault. I mean, maybe we can blame whoever named you a little bit. They could have been a little more creative. Oh, wow. Alan, is it your mom or your dad that we should assign blame to you?
Starting point is 00:17:08 There's no way you're an Alan without being a junior or a second or something. I feel like I would have remembered it better if you were like Felix or Spud, like just something that really kind of stands out. Spud? Spud? Wait, spud like a nickname? Like a potato? Yeah, like a tater.
Starting point is 00:17:26 See, you remember. You can do That association is stand out. So you... I mean, that could be a positive. Maybe you could come up with a cute pet name for him. Oh, good idea. And then you never have to call him Alan. Oh, call him Bean, like coffee bean.
Starting point is 00:17:41 My name is Alan. I just like to be called that. Yeah, but it's not working for you, is it? No, for any of us. My uncle's name was Alan and he went by Lan, like the second half of Alan. I think that's kind of cool. Yeah. You could go like A-Train or something like that?
Starting point is 00:17:57 Yeah. Atrium. A to the double L. A.A. Okay. Well, that's not. Sorry. I don't like any of these ideas.
Starting point is 00:18:06 Okay. Maybe it's all right. I just want to be Alan. I'll give you this, right? If you can spell my name right now, then I will go out with you again. Oh, wow. Is that a challenge to Vanessa? It's a good point.
Starting point is 00:18:18 At this point, she's seen it written out three times at three different Starbucks stores. I mean, and all you can really screw up is the L's on this one. I don't know. Nowadays you can have a lot in there. There's A.N. You want me to spell your name? Like I said, I wasn't staring at the coffee cups the whole time. I was staring at you.
Starting point is 00:18:36 Maybe if she could just tell you what your eye color is, it could prove that she really was paying attention. We're not changing the test. You have to spell my name. Okay. It's a good opportunity for you, Vanessa. If you get his name spelled correctly, then we will send you guys out on a date and pay for it.
Starting point is 00:18:54 Do we have one of those, like, game show timers to put on? Yeah, I see them one. Jeopardy. Just go with your gut. If you really want him, you're going to spell it. If it's meant to be. This is like the best spelling B championship ever. All right, here we go.
Starting point is 00:19:08 Oh, my gosh. Okay. Keep breath. I'm going to go with A-L-L-A-N. Oh, risky. Okay. Is it an A-R-N-E? I feel like it's only one L when there's an A, but the two L is with an E.
Starting point is 00:19:22 Was it right? No, there's only one L. Ah. Oh. Oh. Oh, my God. Oh, Vanessa. You said I was cute and you had a good time.
Starting point is 00:19:34 We cannot ruin the whole thing just based on this mistake I'm making. She does have a point there. Other than that, there was nothing crazy that happened, right? That's pretty crazy. But. You're like crazy good. I mean, you liked her so much. You gave her one last shot at the coffee shop.
Starting point is 00:19:53 Can't go back on the test, okay? I'll give you one more shot. One more chance to spell it. You just told me. Oh, okay. Well, this should be easy. Go ahead. There you go.
Starting point is 00:20:01 It's just a way up right now. I wasn't really listening to how you spelled it in the end. I was just listening to your voice. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Just do it. Just spell it different than the way you did the first time. Yes.
Starting point is 00:20:14 Okay, I'll change from what I did. I'm going to go with A-L-L-E-N. Oh, he literally did it. That's actually worse. I got it wrong again. How is this even possible? Oh, no. Okay.
Starting point is 00:20:28 You don't get it. I think it's safe to say. If only he went by Al. Yeah. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Today's episode is brought to you by Vinted. And if you guys are anything like me, my style changes with every season. I love keeping up with trends, but I'll go from loving one style to suddenly wanting a completely
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Starting point is 00:22:20 I mean, like, I'm terrible at names. Oh, so am I. But how? How is that even? I don't blame her. Alan is such a rare exotic name. I doubt anybody could spell and write. Even Alan himself probably messes it up on his own tax forms.
Starting point is 00:22:36 You think that. Maybe he spelled it wrong. Yeah. Four or five eights. Yeah, let's blame him, Jeff. I mean, everybody else did. Yeah. Sure.
Starting point is 00:22:44 I don't think so. No second date. And honestly, I don't think anybody was that sad about it. I like how Jose didn't think that not knowing his name was a big red flag. You know what I mean? Did you know what I mean? I'm sorry. That's one tiny thing.
Starting point is 00:22:56 Yeah. I forget names all the time. It still makes me laugh. That was funny. But, yeah, no date for them. Doesn't mean we can't get a date for you, though. If you ever want to email the show, we'll call the person who isn't calling you back. You can check out all of our podcasts up wherever you get yours at Brooke and Jeffrey.
Starting point is 00:23:12 Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. They say people do stupid things in the name of love. Oh, isn't that true, Jeff? But normally, that's referring to after you've been dating them for a while. and you say something crazy or chop off a body part and mail it to them. Vincent Van Gogh style. Dang. Would that fly nowadays?
Starting point is 00:23:33 I mean, just one ear. Yeah, you might as well try. But one of our listeners admits she did something stupid just to meet a guy. Oh. Was it her idea? No. Was it embarrassing? Yes.
Starting point is 00:23:48 Was it effective in getting the guy's attention? I guess you'll have to find out when you hear what. she did in your second date update. Next. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. I want to ask Alexis a dating question. Oh no.
Starting point is 00:24:06 But I know that she would never do this, so I'll ask a more uninhibited person. Brooke, in your single days, if there was a cute guy, how many times would you attempt to get his attention before you finally gave up and settled for his dad?
Starting point is 00:24:22 Oh. Oh. What's the maximum? number of times that you would go in. I'm not a subtle person, so normally I would just approach the dude and start chatting with them, and then if they push me off, then I move on to the next dude. If the next dude at the bar happened to be his dad, then so be it. Okay. You're a one strike and it's done type of policy.
Starting point is 00:24:43 I mean, I'd take the hint. Okay. You know. Well, you're different than one of our listeners who admits that she had to try multiple times to get a cute guy's attention until it finally worked. So maybe we can all learn a lesson from her. Her name is Angie. So Angie, welcome to the show.
Starting point is 00:25:00 Hi, thank you. Sounds like you're a more subtle lady than I. Or she's not. We're idiots. Like, you've really got to spell stuff out for us. Yeah, we don't know anything about this guy or how you met him. So tell us the whole story. Like, what's his name?
Starting point is 00:25:14 His name is Jason. And I met him, like, just out at the bars with my friend a little while ago. Okay. And was his father with him, too? Or was it just like a guy's night? It was a girl's night for me. I was there as a bunch of my girlfriends, but he was just there with like one other buddy of him.
Starting point is 00:25:32 So you saw Jason come into the bar or how did it work? Yeah, I like noticed him come in. And when he did, I turned to my girlfriends and I was like, oh my gosh, she's so cute. They were like giving me suggestions on what I should do. So they were like, go order a drink like over near where they're at the bar. Maybe like if he can catch his eye. Or you can get a free drink.
Starting point is 00:25:52 That's what I mean. Yeah, you've got to be in range. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's what I mean. A lot of options for you. Okay. So I went up and I ordered like right next to him and I even like bumped into him so that I could
Starting point is 00:26:03 apologize. Oh my gosh. Yeah. I mean, I would guess, I don't know because I'm not a dude, but I would guess that no matter what he'd be flattered by all of this, right? Oh, yeah. Well, I would think so, but I guess he thought it really was an accident. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:18 Or he's not single. Like you don't know that some random person across the bar is single. Okay. So that was strike number one, the attempt that didn't work. So I went back to my friends and I was like, well, I guess he's not interested. I did all the what you said. I went to order a drink. I bumped him from behind, made him spill everywhere.
Starting point is 00:26:35 Nothing's working. Get in the line. All of us bump into him. Whatever another. Okay. So what was your next try? Okay. So their next suggestion was like to go back up when I finished my drink and order another
Starting point is 00:26:46 one, but this time order like next to his friend and start talking to his friend to see if I could make him jealous. Oh, you make him jealous. What are your girlfriend saying? Like, it sounds like an empty bar, and you're the only one going back. The empty bar visual does not help. After, like, the third time, they're like, this girl is a drinking. She's got this. She should only order by us.
Starting point is 00:27:07 Well, the second time, the friend actually did start talking to me, but then I started to feel like he was interested in me. Oh. Backfiring. Yeah. But maybe that would have made him a little bit more jealous if you had started making out with his friend. No. And then... I don't want to get the situation where I'm breaking brocode, you know?
Starting point is 00:27:23 Okay. Totally. You're thinking right, actually. I like this. I mean, at what point do you ever get to a conversation with him or does that even happen? Yeah, we're getting there. So I go back to the table and I'm like, okay, I really think he doesn't care and I'm drinking my drink and I'm getting a little tipsy because I drank the first one a little fast. And then they were like, okay, this is a dumb idea, but we think you should go up and fall.
Starting point is 00:27:48 Fall? Like pretend a trip and fall next to him. Why are not any of your girls? Just walking up for you and say, see, look at that cute girl. She likes you. No, no, no. Have 20 drinks and fall in front of him. Then he'll love you.
Starting point is 00:28:03 I'm not saying it was the best idea, but it was the one we came up with. Oh, God. Here we go. So I did that. And so did he notice you then? Or did he turn back around and just keep drinking while you're on the floor? No, that time it worked, he noticed, and he, like, got up and helped me up. Hey.
Starting point is 00:28:20 I was going to ask if he helped you. What a hero. Yeah, he did. He did. Oh, okay. He's a good guy. All right. So now this is your end.
Starting point is 00:28:27 What do you say? What was your line? I was like, oh, sorry. I think I'm just a little bit tipsy. Like, I really need to sit down. Would you mind, like, walking me to a table? Oh. And he sat down with me just to, like, make sure I was okay.
Starting point is 00:28:41 And we ended up talking for, like, 30 minutes. Oh. And by the end, we, like, had exchanged numbers. And I was like, yeah, I'm free next Friday. And he was like, okay, cool. I'll, like, text you. Oh, my gosh. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:28:53 The falling worked? Well, I thought it did, but then I never got a call. Oh, that's where we are now. I still think that he could be in a relationship. No, you're right. You could have just done it to get her out of his way, and he's never going to answer that. Like she said she was a drunk girl falling in the bar. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:10 Brooke, do you give out your numbers to guys who ask for it drunkenly just out of kindness? No. If you're drunk, text right now. I mean, it's so easy to block a number. Why not? I just think that if he's like in a new relationship, relationship or something and whatever. No, you're right.
Starting point is 00:29:26 And he doesn't call back. Yeah, that's a good point. And sorry. How long did you say it's been since this bar interaction? I think it's been like a week and a half. Still hazy. Still hazy. She may have got a concussion when she fell.
Starting point is 00:29:37 Right. That hangover plus the bruising, you needed time to get yourself back together. So we'll get ourselves together. We'll come back. We'll call Jason for you. And we'll try to get you your second date update, even if we have to try three, four, seven hundred times to get him on the phone. We'll do it.
Starting point is 00:29:54 He's willing to fall down. One of us will right after this. Hold on. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. There's a reason they call it falling in love. Oh. Because sometimes you literally have to fall down in a bar to get a guy's attention.
Starting point is 00:30:10 Wow. And that's what our listener, Angie, did on purpose, to strike up a conversation with a guy named Jason. And it worked. Like, I'm laughing, but it worked. It did. It was actually her friend's idea to fake a tumble. But it ended up. Starting the connection, he helped her up.
Starting point is 00:30:25 They sat together for a while, just chatting and getting to know each other and checking for concussion symptoms. Wow. Let me check your pupils one more time. So romantic. But after they exchanged numbers, there's really been no contact between Angie and Jason. God, he hasn't even called to check up on her. I know. What a jerk.
Starting point is 00:30:43 And here's the thing. My plan going into this is not to tell him that the fall was just a ruse designed to get his attention. Duh, Jeff. I like being on the same page with you about. this stuff. Yes. Okay? Nobody was going to mention it.
Starting point is 00:30:57 Yeah. I'm just clarified. I know, but it's weird that you have to even say it out loud. Angie, are you okay with us not bringing up that it was done on purpose? I didn't even think that was an option. Yeah, it wasn't. It wasn't. All the options are on the table.
Starting point is 00:31:11 It's good that we're all on the same page, though, that we're not going to say that. Yes. You're not still hung up on one of your ex-boyfriends, right? Because I won't bring that up either. You'll bring it either. Okay. You're really lucky that I'm the one driving the car on this one. Because we're going to stay right in between those two lanes.
Starting point is 00:31:25 I'm close to crashing into your car. Jeff's like, so should we bring up childhood traumas now? We always can. Only if I get a second date. That's a good stipulation. It's shocking that people still call it for our help. I know. It's got to be entertaining.
Starting point is 00:31:42 We just know how to do this. Okay. I'm going to dial Jason. Let's see if he answers. Here we go. Hello. Hey, is this Jason? This is him?
Starting point is 00:31:58 Who's this? Hey, man. We're actually a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Hey, Jason. Hi. Welcome to the show. I'm Jeff. Yes.
Starting point is 00:32:07 He's not Jason. So strong, Jeff. Of Brooke and Jeffrey. Hello? Yeah. Okay. Okay. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:32:16 My God. My bad. Let me just tell you what we're calling about because this is a segment we do called a second date update. We're trying to help out one of our listeners get in touch with you after you met recently at a bar. Okay. Girl named Angie. Yeah, there was never any real first.
Starting point is 00:32:32 Yeah, you, like, helped her? I helped her get up off of the ground, yeah. Right. Just that girl. That's the one. Right, ground girl. No, don't call her ground girl. That doesn't sound right.
Starting point is 00:32:45 We're just calling her Angie, because that's her name. And we know you didn't hang out for too long, but there was a little bit of a connection, romantically maybe between the two of you that night. Maybe a little bit of a spark. Wait, did you just laugh? Yeah, yeah, I did laugh a little bit there. Okay. Oh, like a good laugh?
Starting point is 00:33:06 Yeah. Why are you laughing? Romantic laugh. Yeah, I don't know about having a romantic connection there. Okay, well, maybe that was a little bit strong, but she felt like that you guys were hitting it off and there could be and you exchange numbers. She's a little bit confused that afterwards you haven't reached out to her at all. I don't know what she remembers Oh
Starting point is 00:33:32 She mentioned she had a couple drinks Yeah What did she do Well she fell Well I know that part Yeah we heard that I'm talking about it sounds like something embarrassing happened That is embarrassing, Brooke
Starting point is 00:33:44 To most people Brooke's like I do that every time I walk in a restaurant Was there more than the falling? Yeah You know what it was She was interested in me and that's interesting.
Starting point is 00:33:57 So I was asking her questions about herself because I was open to the possibility. Oh, that's good. Okay. There you go. So, I mean, it sounds like something changed your mind. Yeah. When I asked her, what makes you laugh?
Starting point is 00:34:15 It took her a while to think of the answer. Well, that's a hard question. I wouldn't even know it to answer. Yeah. Yeah, but I was helping her. I was giving her suggestions, different movies. TV shows. Okay. Oh, it's like list anything. Yeah. And what
Starting point is 00:34:29 did she say? Well, what makes her laugh is videos of little children falling down and getting hurt. Okay. Isn't that what America's funny is some videos? You see? Yeah. What's like that's Instagram pages is called the kids getting hurt. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:47 Not like really hurt. Was that a red flag to you? Yeah, that's a pretty strong red flag. Oh. And maybe she was trying to be funny because she had just fallen down, right? Yeah. Brooklyn, let's not make excuses for her.
Starting point is 00:35:03 Let's hear what is it about children falling down that's so off-putting. It wasn't just that she said, yeah, sometimes on Instagram, I might see videos of kids falling down. It was that she had saved in her phone compilation. Oh, wait. And anytime she's got a bad day or had a long day, she comes home and opens these videos of kids. falling down. I'm a mother-in-to-and. I approve. Jason, why is that, like, a big red flag to you that she finds humor in children falling?
Starting point is 00:35:35 It's so kids getting hurt. It's not one video. It's not a couple of videos. She has dozens of videos. Oh, wow. Did you give the videos a chance? Did you watch any yourself? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, she was trying to show them to me, but she couldn't get to them wherever they were. She had a head injury. From falling. Having trying to find him even. I think she was more drunk than concussed.
Starting point is 00:35:59 Also, like, yeah. Because the fall wasn't like. Jason, the good news is it sounded like you were genuinely concerned about Angie's well-being, checking in on her. And I'm happy to inform you that Angie is fully recovered doing really well. In fact, she's on the other line of this phone call right now, probably just laughing at the idea of children falling all over the place.
Starting point is 00:36:22 I don't like them getting in. I'm not saying the injury part is funny. But, like, people falling is funny. And when they're little kids, like, they're just more awkward. Yeah, but why do you have so many of them? You told me you have over 100 videos. Whoa. I mean, I just, if I see one and it makes me laugh, I save it for a bad day.
Starting point is 00:36:44 And I just, like, I don't know, they build up. It's not like I've been, that's the only thing I collect. It's just, like, one of the things that I will save. Yeah, but that's different than what you told me. You told me the only thing you save are videos of them fallen. You even said kids falling downstairs cracks you up the most. Oh, wait a minute. That's a gauge.
Starting point is 00:37:06 That is such a niche genre. I mean, you asked me what made me laugh, and I told you, and now you're being super judgy about it. Well, I wasn't going to call back a monster who sits down watching these videos. Oh, monster. Jason, you are not sounding very funny right now. Don't knock it until you try it. You wouldn't even watch one.
Starting point is 00:37:27 So how do you know? That's true, dude. You should go over the page. Go follow it. Like, I have this video of this little kid in his little ranger car and he, like, drives into, like, this little ravine. And he, you know what I mean? Like, it's so funny. Driving a monster truck into a ravine.
Starting point is 00:37:43 That's sick. Oh, come on. Oh, God. You can watch it. Well, I think I have my answer here. Yeah. I mean. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:51 Just to be, you know, totally fair. on this. We do need to offer, Jason. We would send you on an official first date with Angie, and we would pay for it if you're willing to give her a chance. Yeah, I don't think we're going to get along very well. Okay. Wow. I mean, what makes you laugh?
Starting point is 00:38:07 Oh, I like classic clowns from the 70s. What? Clowns from the 70s? You mean those things that terrorized children? Yeah. I mean, look, maybe you guys have more in common than you realize. Jason? I mean, there is a lot of slapstick and clown work.
Starting point is 00:38:26 You can see a kid get squirted in the face with a flower? Those aren't true clowns. That's sort of the downfall of the clowns. All right. Sounds like you like the French clowns. Well, if this whole thing is finished and you two aren't going to be going out, then I'm just going to come out and say it just so you know, Jason. Angie really is into falling, not just kids falling, but adults, too.
Starting point is 00:38:47 Because she orchestrated the whole falling thing just to meet you. Why would you do that? What are you doing? It's over. He's over. He's already said that he's not into it. What point are you trying to make? I'm just saying she's really liking falling. That's her love language. Add another layer of weird to the whole town. Don't say that.
Starting point is 00:39:04 What? God. It got you two together for a little bit. She's the one who listened to our show, Jeff. Okay. Let's bring a child in here and have them fall over to get you back on my side. I don't mind. I'm not interested in him anymore anyway. So, yeah, I fell for you and I regret it. Oh.
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Starting point is 00:41:12 I think it's only a red flag if it's the same child falling over and over again and that child isn't yours. That's the only red flag. The child needs help. And it's all that you have on your phone. Right. You don't have any selfies? If it's different children, you're cool, man.
Starting point is 00:41:25 That's a good point. I mean, it sounds like most people in this room were on Angie's side saying it's funny. It shouldn't really be that big of a deal. Doesn't need to be a red flag. Jose took the time to look up the account he follows and over seven million people follow the account about kids. Yeah, it is very popular. That's true. It was funny.
Starting point is 00:41:45 I watched quite a few videos. I agree. I think they're all really funny. but maybe he had some sort of experience in his past where he fell as a child, drove his power wheels into like a coy pond, and that memory has stuck with him forever. Until the creepy clown cheered him up. Yes.
Starting point is 00:42:01 Which made sense. He seems like a serious guy. I know. Thank God for bozo and all of his weird clown antics. Oh, man. Makes sense that his buddy's name was Gary. Yeah. That checks out.
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