Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update Classics: Failure To Launch + CSI Dinner Investigation

Episode Date: June 20, 2026

Part 1 Can a guys job be a red flag? The woman in today’s Second Date met her guy at his red flag job, and she decided against her better judgment to go after him anyway! Part 2 Samantha warned her date that there’s ONE THING he HAD to do before she would see him… and he was shocked to find out she was SERIOUS.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It's back-to-back classics today. It is your little Saturday treat. Just a lot of second dates. Here we go. Here we go. Thank you for finding the podcast. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And you did find the official one.

So we appreciate that. Can confirm. All right. What do we got in comments, Alexis? Yeah. Hannah Vernon said, I had a dream about you guys last night. Must be a sign. I'm listening to you too much.

at night and in the mornings before work. My house was an Airbnb and you guys were my guests. Surprisingly, it didn't turn out horribly. Wow. I'd probably be locked in my room the whole time playing video games. Yeah, I feel like you'd be good. I'd probably like take out your garbage. Oh, wow, I'm throwing the party, so you can take out my garbage.

I was going to say, Alex would be the problem for sure. And Jeff's what? I don't even know. Outside bird watching. Just wouldn't show up. He'd miss the email. That's true. Exactly. Well, you guys were here, you know? That was last weekend? Why didn't you text me? We did. We could probably trick him into paying for it I never noticed the charge.

Yeah, that's a good point, Alexis. All right, here is your back-to-back classics starting right now. This isn't my opinion, but I've read that certain professions are just considered red flags in the dating world. Oh, I can see that. Like musicians, politicians, volunteer male tooth fairies who hang out by the orthodontist office. Wait. What the heck? That should also be your opinion, too, Jeff.

That's a pretty big red flag. Hey there. Oh, wait, you're the... I heard somebody just got their molar pulled. What? I'll give you five bucks for it. You know you shouldn't date that guy, but for some reason, you just can't resist. Am I still on drugs from the wisdom team?

Is this real? One of our listeners couldn't stop herself when she met a guy while he was working at his red flag job. Oh. And she decided against her. best interest to just go for it anyway. Now here she is on our morning show. Looking to paint that red flag

green. Please don't be the fairy. I guess you'll find out who it is coming up in your second date update. Next. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. You know back in the swinging 90s

they had a saying you can drink with your bartender, you can cry with your bartender. You can even laugh with your bartender, but never, ever hook up with your bartender. What? Unless you don't have any money at the end of the night, and that's considered the tip. God, if only I'd have been drinking ages in the 90s, I wouldn't have known this. Well, one of our listeners desperately wants to break that old 90s rule, because she is interested in the hunk who was pouring out the libations.

Oh, no. How did she get to that point? We're about to find out. Let's talk to Tiffany. Tiffany, welcome to the show. Hi, thank you for having me. Oh, goodness. Bartenders, just kind of notorious on the dating scene.

And that makes you want them more. I know. God, and you've had a couple so they look even cuter. All the girls seem to know what you're talking about, Tiffany. But fill the rest of us, and what happened with you and this guy that you met? What's his name? I think Kevin. Okay.

Kevin, okay. And is he like the bartender at a place you go to or did you guys meet on an app? No. So I was actually at this charity event. It was at a hotel like in one of their big ballrooms. Okay. Oh, look at you fancy going to hotels and giving back to society. Wow.

You know, anybody can rent. You can get a ticket. Oh, anybody can? I host a lot of these events. You're more than welcome to come with me, Jeff. A lot of charity events are ran. I just don't sound as fun when Brooke hosts them. Okay.

Anyway, I bet you went to a really cool one, Tiffany. It was really cool. I think Brooks would be cool, too. Thank you. But this one was cool because Brooke wasn't there. Yeah, Brooke wasn't hosting this one. Was he the bartender there? He was, yeah.

It was a catered event. So they had him as a bartender. Oh, cool. That's always cool. I always feel so bad for the bartenders during those things because the lines get so backed up. It's crazy. Maybe at the events that you host, but I'm sure this one was actually well organized. Okay, Jeff.

Usually they have like one bartender, though. You're right from the whole place. I mean, how did you find time to like strike up a conversation with him? I made time. I kept going back. We didn't pay attention to the charity event. So you'd like get your drink and just go right back to the back of the line? I don't know I would give it a solid three minutes in between. Oh, okay. Make him wait a little bit.

He's like, I love a raging alcoholic. Yeah, if you're doing it every three minutes, you must have gotten kind of toasted. One would think, but no, I didn't want to be sloppy, so I would just take the drink and, like, pour it into a planter or just set it on. someone's table. Take like two sips of it and then discard it. No, don't waste that. I think it's genius. Well, yeah, because you don't want to get sloppy drunk.

Yeah. New crash of yours either. And you're like, I got to get another drink for my friend. Were you able to strike up like a flirtation with him when you were ordering? Yeah, and it got better every time. That's why I kept going back. Oh. Aw.

So were you able to turn this into something more? Well, he actually is the one that took the initiative in my, who knows how many time, ninth time, whatever that I went up. Oh, my God. He asked if I was doing anything after the event. Oh. No, I'm totally free. But I actually, like, literally had friends waiting for me.

I had plans afterward, but I just canceled. They'll understand. I mean, come on. This is a big deal. It does. It makes sense. He's favorite it for me. Yeah, for sure.

Wow. So he initiated a date that same night. Yeah. Did you read it as a date or just, like, a hookup? Do you what I mean? Like, I always feel like, if it's like the same night. She never said anything about them being intimate with each other.

I don't know why you jumped straight to them hooking up. The invite is like it's late at night. Let's hang out now. I know you've been drinking. I've been serving you. And what? That means that they have to get together if the sun is down and a drink is being consumed? Yeah, the odds are high and that's what his intention is.

Well, no, we didn't hook up or anything like that. Okay. I didn't get that vibe either. I just thought that we were flirting and interested in each other. That's good. And it's also good that he's not trying to take advantage of you or something. Yeah. You know, like that's good.

You guys just hung out? Where'd you guys go? Oh, gosh, we went to a bar. Oh. Makes it. Well, he hasn't had any drinks yet probably. Yeah, yeah, right. Unless he's a bad bartender.

Okay. How's that? I think one thing that was sweet was like, I personally really like video games. I've always liked video games. I'm a big switch player. And so he just seemed kind of surprised by that because he's, likes video games too, but I think he plays a lot with his guy friends. And so that was sweet.

He seemed genuinely taken aback by that. In a good way. And it seems like an easy transition into the next date. Like the next date, wouldn't you just then play video games together? Oh, yeah. That's a good idea because you can put the switch on the TV or have it handheld. Before we get to the next date, how did this one end? We had a nice hug and no, like I said, like no kissing, no hooking up, nothing like that.

But I'm just kind of at this point waiting on him to make a move. But he made the first move. Maybe he's waiting on you. I guess I didn't really think about it that way. I don't know. Does this count as your move? Like, this could be your move. Hey, I got a radio station to call you, big boy.

Maybe don't call him big boy. What are to use those exact words when you do call him? That came out weird. I'm sorry. I don't use it talking to guys. But this will be our chance. reach out. Like, how long has it been since you last hung out with them? It's been, like, four, five days. Okay. And has there been, like, texts or calls exchanged between you two?

Uh, no. Nothing crazy. I have other guys that I can spend time with, you know? Okay. I don't know that we needed to brag right there, but yeah, don't tell him that. I'm saying that because I know, like, four or five days doesn't sound like a long time, but I'm kind of holding out for him. Oh, I see. Everybody else is on pause, so. Okay. Yeah.

Let's get your answer. You'll know. I just want to make sure that we get this straight. So you haven't reached out to him at all. He hasn't reached out to you. This is going to be the first time that you guys have talked since then. Right. Oh, so it's not like he's ghosting.

You're not answering. It's a bold move. Yeah. It's a bold move, Jeff, and I like it. It puts all the pressure on us, which I don't necessarily like, but that's what we signed up for. Yeah. He's a bartender. He's used to weird.

things. Yeah, sure. We'll see how cool with it he is when we come back. Call him and try and get you a second date with Kevin the bartender coming up right after this. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. If you're just tuning in, not sure the word bar could have been mentioned more during

the meetup with one of our listeners, Tiffany, that she had with a guy. Because she was at a catered event with an open bar, met the bartender, Kevin. Absolutely. They had some sidebar conversation. later left that bar and bar hopped to a different bar. The bar was set high, Jeffrey. It really was. Very high.

And barring anything bad that happened that night, she wants to get back together with him. And while I was thinking about all that, I had a Hershey bar in the other room. Oh, okay. So the weird part is this is going to be the very first contact the two of them have had since that night.

There's been no missed calls, no text, no Snapchat's nothing. That's what's weird. It's been five days. Are you feeling okay about us being the first people? people to call? Yeah, I mean, I asked you to. Yeah. It's a good point. You've talked to us for five or six minutes. You could have some regrets by now. I think it'll be cool. Okay. I do too. He's either going to be impressed or he is going to be kind of overwhelmed. Like, why didn't you just text me? Yeah, we can handle both of those situations. Sure. You know? We'll let Brooke handle it though. The rest of us

are just going to sit back. I mean, bartenders usually don't know our show because they work late. Yeah, exactly. I'm not going to ask that question. I'm just going to call him and we'll see if he first answers the phone and then see if he has anything to say. Okay, you ready? Yeah. All righty, here we go.

Hey, is this Kevin? Yeah, who's this? And my name is Jeff from a radio show you probably have never heard of before called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Hey, we do a podcast too, so maybe you've heard of that, Kevin. No, I can't say I have. Thanks for crushing our dreams. Okay.

What are you doing on my phone? Well, we were... How many people are on the phone? There's a whole show here. Really, four of us are in the room. We're doing a segment right now called a second date update. And that's where we try and help our listeners reconnect with someone that they met or went out with recently and aren't getting another date yet. Oh, okay.

And I'm involved in this? Yeah. Somebody likes you. Oh. Okay. Is that that shocking to you? I have a lot of people that like you? I mean, I get a lot of attention, but nothing really sticks around very long.

It's a pleasant surprise, I would assume. Somebody does want to stick around for a while. Her name is Tiffany. He made me more. He meets a lot of people. Sorry. You met her at a charity event. No, I know exactly who you're talking about.

Oh, you do. I was like, I don't think we know her last name, so this may go well. Okay, good. You remember her? Yeah, I do. What did you think? Yeah, I don't think it's for me. Oh.

It. Yikes. He means a relationship, I think. I think he means like the connection. That came out really wrong. Yeah. That came out of off. She was great.

I was really into her. I got excited thinking, you know, maybe we could start dating casually or. Oh, wow. Oh. Yeah. I mean, you had those thoughts like that same night. You're hanging out having drinks at a bar? Yeah, we had a really great time.

and I kind of got a little invested a little bit. Why don't understand? Because according to her, at least, you haven't called her or texted her or reached out at all in the last few days? No. That's because I, okay, so we had a good time and then we said our goodbyes.

And as I'm sitting in the parking lot in my car, I was like, you know, let me see who this girl is. So I hopped on social media and I looked her up. Okay. And she's in a relationship. Wait, what? What? She's got like a serious.

guy. Are you sure you have the right Tiffany? Yeah. Wait a minute. It's for the photos. Yeah. Oh, no. Yes, they're very recent. Some guy named Dirk. Dirk. Dirk. Like, all the comments are very supportive of

their relationship. But it just doesn't make sense. Like, why, like, if you're trying to cheat, you wouldn't call a radio show and have them do a second date. You know what I mean? Like, obviously you're going to get discovered. I have no idea what's going on with her. You'll have to ask her, because I'm just is confused.

Okay. Whoa. That is kind of crazy. Per your request, let's just ask her right now because she is on the other line as we speak wanting to talk to you. Oh. Don't tell her boyfriend. Yeah.

Tiffany? Excuse me. In this so-called relationship post that you saw, did you see his face in any of the picture? What? Dick's face? I really don't even know. I can't remember. All I know is you were

you know, hugging on some guy and there were a dozen or more comments under it, they were like, oh, congratulations. Wait, you're in a new relationship? This is a week ago. I know, but if people are saying congratulations, that means you just got a boyfriend. Also, who comments congrats about a relationship? Everybody does.

What do you mean? Really? I'm in a relationship. Just no one to like the relationships you said. That's a weird. The dude thumbs down. Boom. Alexis is just commenting on her friends with one of the puke emojis. Sorry, what's going on with this post with you and Dirk?

Is that a thing? No, it's like you got something to conclusions. That's, okay, it's not an official relationship. We're just soft launching it right now. Oh, my gosh. What's that? I don't understand. What does she do?

You don't know soft launching? Soft launching? That still means you're in a relationship. It means that you just don't want to announce it yet. Like you're not ready to, like, reveal who it is. Well, she announced it on their social media. Yeah, well, she did it. not a soft launch. I'm so confused.

His face is not in the photos. There's no start date to it. It's just a soft launch. It's not official. Is he your boyfriend or like a DJ going on tour? I don't understand. She's actually seeing a restaurant that has an

open officially yet. Oh my God. I don't understand this. Okay. I think a lot of people are confused, Tiffany. Can you like explain, talk to Kevin a little bit, tell them what's going on? Okay. Hi. That's a good start.

What you saw is not an official relationship. I would not be pursuing you if I was in an official relationship. We are just soft launching right now. It's very casual. And I would prefer to maybe in like two, three weeks or something, soft launch with you. Oh. Oh.

Like you're the top of my wish. What? What? Well, if you never show their face, you can replace them with anybody. Yes. I have no idea what she's talking about. How are you in a relationship and not in one? Well, it's like when a movie does like a pre-screening to like a small audience before they officially release it to the world.

It's not actually released. I did see a girl lately on social media post a heart over a guy's face and then the day they hard launch or whatever it's called weeks later, then she released his face. This is what happens with too many people take marketing classes at college. You are caught on. We're going to reveal the product coming up next week. Tiffany, I have a question. Does Dirk know he's been soft-launched and not actually in a relationship? Does Dirk know that you're talking to other dudes?

That's none of Dirk's business. Wait, what? Yes, it is. He's in a relationship. No, he's not in a relationship. He's in a soft-launch fate. Oh, okay. I don't think she's using it right.

It makes sense in her mind. This is how dating works now. And Kevin, I'm honestly surprised. You're a bartender. Like, this is your world. Yeah, Kevin. Who knew that Tiffany would be the red flag? So, but what you're saying is between Kevin and Dirk,

you would prefer to be with Kevin. Yeah, I think so. I think it would kind of how the soft launch with Kevin goes. And just like the feedback I get. on it? Oh my God. You're going to do a comparison. How many are on your Instagram? You are a follower, don't you?

I want his counter. Don't follow her. She may soft launch. We might get one more soft launch. If Kevin, you'll agree to go out with Tiffany one more time and we would pay for it. I mean, it's almost a competition, Kevin. Can you get more likes than dirt? That's what she was. That's the truth.

Yeah, I don't know. I'm going to have to think about this. Maybe she could send me her business plan and I could evaluate it. Is that a joke? Are you being serious? I think he's joking. I'm joking. Okay.

Okay. This sounds insane to me. Okay, well, I guess I'm sorry, Tiffany. Kevin doesn't want a soft launch with you. Yeah. Or a date, right? But you still have Dirk. Yeah.

Good old Dirk. Yeah, you know, I'm going to unveil his elbow and his foot next week. Oh. Thanks, you're getting serious. It's moving fast, Jeffrey. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Hey, Ontario. Come on down to Ben MGM Casino and check out our newest exclusive.

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That's the thing. It's just not like Instagram official yet. I think Tiffany's definition of a soft launch is different from most other people's definition. Including Dirk's, my gosh. She thought it was like no big deal. Everybody should know who she's casually dating right now. All of her friends know. Dirk doesn't because, quote, it's none of his business.

Even though it's his relationship he's in? But thanks to social media, now there's like way more steps between your first hangout and actually becoming official with that person you like. First you got a soft launch, then you flex launch, then firm launch, then you finally hard launch. Oh my God. When do you get married? I don't know. That's a... Or do you not?

And I think twice before you like any posts because now it means a lot. Yeah. It's like a vote. Yeah. It's exhausting. I know. I'm exhausted. Social media.

This is harder than like launching your own business. I mean, it really is. You might as well be an entrepreneur if you can figure this out. You're going to need all the help that you can get with your relationship. So let us be those people to step in and help you. We'll call the person who isn't calling you back. Just shoot us an email at Brooke and Jeffrey. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

In dating, you got to be up front. And one of our listeners warned her date that there was one thing he had to do before their evening could officially start. It sounded so off the walls extreme, he thought she must have been joking. Until he showed up at her door and realized, oh my God, she's 100% serious. None of us could believe he actually agreed to go through with it.

Before they even went out, you're going to hear what happened in your second date update right after this. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, Second Date Update. Some people have caveats in order to date them where it's like, I'm attracted to you. Our vibe is really good. But if you want to go out with me, this one little thing needs to happen first before I can say yes. Like what?

Like for me personally, I can only go out with you if you let my mom dress you for the date. Because even though I don't want her to be a part of my life. love life. She does insist I don't date people who dress too trampy. Oh, my God. So I don't want to upset my mother with the people that I date. That's just my one thing and then we're good.

Yeah, that made you so attractive right now. I'm sure it does. That whole sentence was really... One of our listeners has an important caveat that she says is an instant deal breaker if the guy says no. And I'm interested to hear what this is. So, Samantha,

welcome to the show. We want to what your caveat is. Oh, we're starting right out the top? I love it. Yeah, my caveat is I drug test the guys before I go out with them. Whoa. Do you say a drug test? You sound fun.

What are you like a parole officer? What are you looking for? So I have a serious job. I like, you know, I'm kind of a serious person and I don't want to mess or waste my time on somebody who's doing stupid stuff. Oh, you want the test to come back negative. Yeah. Interesting.

I was like, oh, if it's not positive, we're not hanging out. That's how our drug test work here at the radio. Gotcha. Okay. Interesting. And men actually agree to do this for you? Generally, it's fine. Yeah, they don't tend to have an issue with it.

I mean, I guess if you don't do anything, you'd be like, okay. Is it like you someone else's? I mean, yeah, that's what I would do. Hard drugs or fun drugs? What do you look at for? Anything? I mean, I think there's a difference. There's no such thing is fun, Brooke.

That's not fair. Definitely looking for just like no drugs. I guess. Okay. Also, yeah, obviously they could like get somebody's pee or whatever. So no, we do it at my apartment when they come pick me up. Okay. So clearly this must have happened with your date that you're going to be telling us about here.

That is correct. Can we just have one more question? Are they given a heads up before they get to the apartment or is it a surprise drug test? Well, for example, like with the guy that we're talking about right now, we were chatting on Bumble for a couple days or whatever. And I did mention like, hey, I'd like to go out with you. Yeah. but this is my one caveat, right? And he just kind of like

LOLed. He thought it was a joke. Maybe, but he was like, okay. I could see that being a joke. Like, by the way, I'm going to drug test you when you get here. Okay. So what's this guy's name, by the way? Dave.

Dave. Okay. So Dave laughed when you suggested it. Then at the door, what happened? Yeah, what happened when you actually met him? Yeah, well, I mean, gave him a hug, invited him in for a drink, and was just like, hey, remember I mentioned drug test. Can you give me a sample?

So what was his reaction? He was, like, shocked, like, didn't think I was serious. I was like, yes, yes, I am. You mean most of your dates don't start this way, Dave? That's weird. So what did he do? Did he do it? I mean, he was a little weird, but he did.

He went and did it. Okay. Like, one of those, like, from CBS or whatever. Do you know? At-home ones, yeah. Do you know immediately whether he's on drugs? Pretty much, yeah. I mean, it comes back, like, 10, 15 minutes.

You just have to wait for the stick to, like, the colors of what in his pee, I guess. So it's only within, like, if you've done drugs recently, you don't know about it. Yeah. I mean, you get cleared out. Yeah. What happens if it comes up positive? Do you immediately not do the date?

I didn't even think of it. I didn't even think of it. That's the whole point. If it comes up positive, he's out the door. Oh, my God. Wow. So are you just sitting in your living room waiting in silence? Like, what is that time period like?

You know, getting and know each other, I try and make a joke about it. Like, try and just have a normal time. then I go back in the bathroom and see and it's negative. That would be awkward combo. Let's not get to know each other too well in case you leave after this, but what are your interests?

So just the fact that you want us to reach out to Dave must mean that it came back negative. Negative. You went on a day. Yeah. So then, I mean, we went to dinner. He seemed a little, I don't know, rigid or something. Maybe he was a little weirded out.

Why? How did he seem rigid? He was just making weird kind of jokes or like offhanded comments. You know, at one point I was like, what do you do for the weekend? What's your hobbies or whatever? And he's like, not drug stuff. It's kind of funny. But also kind of suspicious.

Or you could have been like, I do tons of drugs. And that would also have been funny. It sounds like he's having a hard time getting over that initial drug test. Yeah. The shock. Okay. Yeah. And I mean, he did also call me the FBI of Bumble. Okay.

But it's cute to establish nicknames early on in the relationship. So maybe we could look at that as a good day. You like it? Detective Dave. Whatever. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

Was there any flirting? There was flirting. I feel like we had a good connection. Otherwise, like, when we were talking about other things, but he did seem to kind of go back to that a little bit. But here's the big question. Was there a kiss? There was not a kiss. There was a hug.

And he said he would call me and we'd go out again and then nothing. It's a different type of test before the kiss happens. Yeah. Definitely a different type of test before the bed happens. Yeah. Oh. Well, at least you're thinking of that. It sounds like he couldn't recover from the test, but like, why?

Like, he passed it. That's the thing. I think the more you sit with it, probably the stranger it starts to feel. Like, maybe you take it and then you're just like, why did I just do? Or if you're into that stuff, like, you don't want to date someone who's not. Yeah. I mean, it's as simple as that. Not to mention, it was a huge surprise to him.

He wasn't expecting to actually have to provide a sample in front of her on the first time that they met. So what's happened since that date ended? long has it been? It's been about a week, I guess. I waited a couple days for him to contact me, and then I did reach out like two days ago, just text him like, hey, it was great meeting you. I'd love to see you again or whatever, and I haven't heard anything. It's important that she gets a hold of them. There's not many men that can pass that test. So that's a big deal. Yeah. So let's call this guy in a couple minutes here. We'll find out what he has to say. I can't imagine. I mean, you've already tested his pee. Like, it's, I don't know what base that would be in romance terms.

Fifth Six base? I think it's not in the ballpark. It is. It's in the alleyway behind the ballpark. Maybe. Okay. But we're going to get whatever his answer is when we call and come back at your second date update right after this. Hold on.

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. I can already picture the wedding vows when Dave is up on that altar and says, Samantha, from the moment you pulled out that six-ounce plastic cup and asked me to provide you a sample, I knew you were the one. Oh, man. Just tears everywhere. Nothing says love like a urine test.

Yeah. You know? We're not exaggerating either. Samantha actually has a rule that she cannot date anyone who uses drugs because of her job. It's not allowed and to be damaging to her image in her career to associate with people like Brooke and Jose, for example. Yeah. So that's why. I don't use my name.

Yes. I kind of want to get a test. see how high it is. But that's the thing. Her date day did provide a sample passed the test and was clean, so it should have been smooth sailing from there. That's what I keep saying. I keep going, man, he was nervous and tough, but he passed. Yeah. I mean, it's weird that he was acting so strange on the date, right, Samantha? Yeah, that's the thing. I forgot to ask, did you explain to him the job aspect of this? Yeah, I mean, I told him as much as I could about my job. I can't really go into a lot of details, but he seemed to get it. Interesting. You said you had like an

important job or like a serious job. I have a very important job. Oh, it must be like in cover me. Well, we have an important job right now to get Dave on the other line and get some answers out of him. Yeah, drug test him again. No drug test required on this show. Yeah. Yeah.

Thank God. All right. So here we go. I'm going to dial Dave's number. Hopefully he picks up. He's not too traumatized, but here we go. Hello? Hey, is this Dave?

Yeah, this is him. Hey, Dave. How's it going, man? you're on a radio show right now called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Hey, welcome to the show, Dave. The radio show? Yeah. Yeah, sub, Dave.

Let's see how he answers. Okay, it's pretty random. What's up? He's clean. He's clean. This is kind of random. But we're calling on behalf of one of our listeners that you went on a date with recently, a girl named Samantha. Okay.

Yeah, I remember Samantha. I bet. Yeah. I would think that's a date. It's hard to forget. And so we're doing this segment called a second date update because we know there hasn't been a second meetup. She's a little bit confused about why it's not happening yet. Wait, did she make you guys call me?

She didn't make us. She didn't make us. She didn't make us. She didn't make us. It was a pretty interesting story about your date, so. Yeah, it was different. Yeah. Different is a good way to describe it.

According to her, she asked you to come pick her up at her place. She pulled out a drug test. you seemed surprised about that. Anybody would be surprised by that. Even though she did mention it to you before you went out, and you still were shocked. Right, yeah, I mean, definitely it was a first for me. I didn't have a drug test before going on a day, for sure. Yeah, what is this a job?

Were you worried about passing it? No, I mean, you know, I'm pretty good about all that stuff. Oh, you're straight-in. Okay. Good. But that's what we heard. It came back all clean, and you guys went out to dinner. but she said that you seemed a little bit uncomfortable when you were out

because you were making some jokes and comments being very adamant about not using drugs. Yeah, I mean, like, what else am I supposed to do? I mean, yeah, I've got a little shock. We actually applauded your humor. Yeah. What did you call her the FBI of Bumble, she said? Oh, yeah. Yeah, FBI or DEA, something.

I don't know what she does, but, yeah. DEA would make the most sense. Yeah. Any of those initials. Right. So, I mean, yeah, she told you about the drug test. but did she tell you about her dog? Her dog?

No, we didn't mention about it. We didn't hear about a dog. At the apartment? Yeah, no, so she sets up the date, and then we go to a bar that's like dog friendly, there's other dogs. Oh, I love those bars. She didn't come right out and say, but I'm pretty sure her dog is like a drug-sniffing dog. What? What?

Yeah. Oh. Why would you think that? It's like sniffing my pants the whole time. It's a German shepherd. Like, she's kind of like looking at him, like, wait for him to signal something. Like, it was just awkward. Wow.

Like, even after the drug test, yeah. Honestly, that would make sense why she would need to drug test everyone so her dog doesn't attack them. Oh, my God. Do the dogs instantly attack if they smell drugs? I don't know what they do. They sit and they're like ready to attack. Yeah, I think they just point at you. Whatever.

But still, it would make it weird. Whatever they do, Jeff, okay? I haven't been attacked by a drug dog before. Not yet. They scare me, even the beagles. So you're saying, are you 100% sure? that her dog is a drug sniffing one? I mean, she didn't come on and say, but I mean, the way he was acting,

it also like German Shepherd and the whole drug test thing. I put it in my head. I was like, one plus one equals two, you know? Dude, I feel like all German Shepherds are drug dogs. Even the ones aren't trained, they're snitches. They'll tell the other ones. Did it go to other people at the bar? Like, was it sniffing out?

Oh, that's a good point. I bet it was busy. I mean, she was holding a pretty tight leash on, so I really don't know. You know, even though you were totally clean and innocent, I would start to feel like I was on drugs in that moment. Yeah. Like at the airport, you panic that you have them and you don't? Am I a drug lord?

Yeah. Well, I thought I was like Walter White. Yeah. The only way to find out for sure the status of her and her dog is to just ask Samantha, who's on the other line right now waiting to talk to you. Oh, dude, you didn't tell me she was listening to this whole time. Yeah. Sick.

Sick him. That's how this works. But Samantha, you there? Oh, God. Yeah, I'm here. Hey. Oh. Would you like to address the allegations against your dog?

Yeah. Uh, yeah. My dog is not a drug-sniffing dog, and that sounds really paranoid. Oh, okay. That's good then. Drug users are a little bit paranoid. He wouldn't be so upset about it if he didn't have something to hide. No, the girls just said, like, when you're under pressure, it's...

At the airport, I'm always scared. Yeah, me too. Same. I don't know. I think it's just suspicious that, like, you pass the drug test, but then, like, what are you hiding? Like, what? You seriously think I also brought a drug-sniffing dog? Well, I mean, what else am I supposed to think?

Like, this is the first time I've ever had a drug test And then, yeah, the way the dog's acting I mean, I've been honest about everything I told you ahead of time that that's what was going to happen You showed up, you passed it, like, What are you, what are you hiding if you're thinking, like you're automatically thinking of my dog The whole thing was just such a bizarre experience

Like, it was supposed to be a date Like romantic and fun That wasn't any of that. Have you ever had one of those or it's like fun or do you? I mean, I feel like if you have nothing that hide, then it should have just been a, like, you know, you pass this test and now let's go have fun and, like, be normal and not worry about it ever again. He does seem like the sketchy.

Or, yeah, you could just leave your German Shepherd at home, and then we could go do something like fun. I mean, I... It's a dog bar. I feel like you should just say, oh, my God, I'm so sorry for the miscommunication. It's not a drug dog. Like... It honestly did not occur to me.

That's why I'm just like, I don't know how to have responded it. How could that not occur to you? I mean, at the end of the day, the way you're talking to me, right now makes it seem like maybe you did drugs in the past. You're a little defensive. Like, what is that about? It sounds like you're hiding something. And so, yeah, I mean, I'm curious, like, what that's all about.

This is exactly why I called you the FBI of Bumble. If there's smoke, there's fire. And so I wouldn't be doing this if it wasn't actually an issue. And if there's smoke, you'll find Jose. So it's fine. Yeah, dude, and it is fire. Yeah, yeah. I'll tell you, always.

I mean, I mean. Oh, God. We're such degenerate. I know. I was a joke. Dave, at the end of the day, maybe Samantha should ease up on it. But at the same time, Dave made an assumption that wasn't true. Okay, so now that you know that it's a non-drug sniffing dog, like, I guess. That's both of them making a mistake.

We agree that we're all flawed, but none of us do drugs. Not on the, no one on this call does. So none of the listeners either, right? Listen to a few days of testing. So let's just try and come together. for one more date that we would pay for. What do you think, Dave? No more drug test, though, right?

No dogs. It's so romantic, Dave. How could you say no? Yeah. I don't know. I kind of feel like I've been interrogated or so like I'm a war criminal or something. Well, she hasn't actually looked into that part of your life yet. Yeah.

Have we done a background check on him yet? I'm sure she has. That might be her version of Foreplay. Oh. Samantha, at this point, do you still even want to go out with Dave? I would go out with Dave again. I mean, I haven't seen any other red flags other than it's like paranormal. I mean, honestly, compared to most people dating online, that is a plus.

So, Dave, it's up to you. Yeah, I mean, as long as you don't bring the doctor, I'll do it one more time. Wow. I did not expect that. And you can do drugs before this date because she's not going to test you. Don't say that in front of her, Jose. I'll wait until her off there. I heard that.

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That was like a job interview. Anything good about each other? I mean, it's the only time a man has pulled down his pants on a date and it has not been for why you thought. See, sometimes even good relationships start. with hiccups and mistakes where maybe you spill some ketchup on your shirt maybe you get cavity searched by her bomb sniffing dog

by the dog yeah things don't always play out like the fairy tales say I don't know what's happening with you and the dogs Jeff but my mind goes places okay so let's just remember that even if your first day didn't go perfectly there's always a chance

it could work out. They're going out again and it was as sterile as you can get yeah I'm serious is a good way to describe it. I still wonder what her job was. She's so serious. Yeah. I don't know. I feel like it's not as serious as she thinks it is. She takes it seriously.

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