Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update Classics: Hoping For A Bad Date + Nathan Of The Night

Episode Date: June 28, 2025

Part 1  A beautiful woman asked one of our listeners to take her out on a date… to a place she HATES! Why would she want that? We’ll get her to come clean in your Second Date Update. Part 2 The entire show was very surprised by how today’s Second Date finished. And we think all our listeners will agree… it was Brooke’s fault.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Brick and Jeffrey in the morning, welcome to the second date update. Yeah, I could still be asleep right now. Like, IRL. You know it is the weekend, and on the weekends we just give you a little treat, okay? Sit back for a little drama, a little fun, maybe some laughter. It's all part of your second date update, starting right now. We've been covering dating trends for literally over a decade on this show. Long time.

And the more we get into them, the more unhinged, untethered, and ridiculous they seem to get. Yes. That's how we like it. Yeah. And if you need an example of how weird it's actually getting, look no further than today's call.

When a beautiful woman asked our listener to purposely take her out on a date, she would hate. Oh, okay. Why on earth would she want that? And why would he agree to actually do it? He says when you hear what the trend is, it's all gonna make sense. You're gonna hear your second date update right after this. Some guys feel this way. I know I do. But as a man, if a person on a dating site ever approaches me and is very forward and direct in their pursuit, that sends up alarms. It's funny because I kind of agree bro.

It's like boy, this person must be really messed up if they actually want me. Oh, well actually, yeah, actually now that you like pinpointed to just you. Right. And not me in the red flag. I did they lose a bet or something? Am I being lured into a trap of some sort? God, what is going on with you? You know, I do for work. But for our listener, Damon, he looked right past those blaring alarms

and went forward with a different type of date. A date he says he's never been on before in his life and he's gone on a lot so Damon welcome to the show what type of date was it so I was on a dating app with this girl Marissa yeah and she called it a contradictory date Contradictory date. Never heard of that. What is that? Contradictory date. Like you do opposite things. You eat dessert and then you work out. Oh! You got a stomach. You got a stomach.

It was weird. I had no idea what I was getting into. And she told me it's kind of like the person and the type of date that you would normally not go on. So it's counter to what you're used to. So is she telling you? A little offensive to you. Yeah, because basically she's saying you're not my type.

So that's the thing is like, yeah, it's kind of like a backhanded compliment because she was like, nothing about your profile really speaks to me. Oh. But I'll try it. I mean, I can see where you've been doing the same thing for so long and you're like it's not working

So let me do the opposite. Your type's not always good Maybe what she's saying isn't that like you're bad. It's that I have bad taste so I need to switch it Yeah, well she did say that I was cute so I took that as a good sign. You have to have something for her to go on a date with you. Usually I go with hot, muscular, but you're cute. You're sick. So it's like going for a person you're not normally going for and what was the other part of a contradictory date? Well it was like going for a person but also going for experiences and her friends apparently told her about this type of date and she was like screw it I'll try it and apparently she was like would I be up for this and I was like sure that sounds interesting experimental one-off

Well I like that she laid it all out there. Yeah true. So like did she explain what was contradicting like you said the date itself was even a- The activity. Yeah the activity's supposed to be different. Exactly. So I guess I mean, like from her profile and from her photos and everything, it looked like she was like a really outdoorsy type of person. And don't get me wrong, I like going out. But when I'm going out, I like to do more like urban exploration stuff and go to like bars. Yeah, exactly.

Well, you want to have five bars on your phone signal wherever you're going. So that makes sense to me. So what did you guys end up doing? Yeah, we went out to a bar. Exactly. Well, you want to have five bars on your phone signal wherever you're going So what did you guys end up doing? Yeah, we went out through a bar. We went out to a pool hall. I know and okay So it's something you for really yeah, yeah, cuz she was like I want to do stuff that I don't normally do Well, maybe she's not calling you back because she hated it. No, no, no. She seemed to enjoy it. And it's weird too, because she was like, do something you would normally do and I would normally go and play pool at this pool hall with my friends. And so she was like, you should also invite your friends so I can like get to know them and everything.

I was like, are you sure for a first day? It was weird. I mean, don't get me wrong. Like that's not how I play it. But at the same time, like she was gung ho about it. So I was like, all right. Oh my God. What were your friends reactions when you told them what they were meeting you up and meeting up with you for? I mean, before the date they were like, oh my gosh, it's going to be a catfish or whatever. And then when we got there and when she got there and we're all playing pool and we're all getting along, they kind of pulled me aside. They're like dude. She's actually really hot Get the friends sign of approval. Yeah, exactly. And so at this first point I was like, you know Speaking of contradictory date and everything I was I was kind of like

Usually on one of my dates at this point. I would have gotten a second base by now If you want to do stuff that you normally don't do That's a that's funny She did laugh okay, but she didn't kiss you right then no no no no no okay So was that the whole day you guys just did beer and pool with your buddies well No, so she was actually asking me like what do you you normally do from here? And the game was on so we went to a sports bar and we're drinking and watching college football Do with your friends not what you normally do on a date I mean she was trying to like kind of get out of her comfort zone God, she was like, how do you normally hang,

how do you normally chill and we can turn that into a date. Okay so maybe it's like Alexis said it's a fun night with the bros but nothing necessarily romantic unless I don't know how did it end? So I told her I mean you know at that point I was like I tell you what this isn't over you owe me at this point, how about I get a contradictory date and I will do all of the things that are outside of my comfort zone and more within your realm.

I love that, bro. I mean, that's cute. That's a good way. Try to leave it open, yeah. And I've been texting her only like once or twice. I'm not trying to be like super pushy about it. Once or twice an hour. I still feel like at least you gave her the out.

Like even if she had a bad date, she can drag you on a bad date next. Like now it's her turn. If you have one bad date, who doesn't want another one? Honestly, I would love a bad date with her. That's kind of cute. Let's talk to her, get her on the phone, and try to convince her to take you on the absolute worst date of your entire life. When we come back for a second date update right after this. Second date update.

If you're just joining us, we've been talking to Damon about his contradictory date with Marissa. Which is a new thing that we just learned about where you go out with someone you normally wouldn't go for And do activities you normally wouldn't do oh, yeah, that's a lot of wouldn'ts in there Like you know like maybe we just do the one not both well like if we were to do that on our show Jose would run a 5k Well, he'd walk it yeah, not even bro. He paid an Uber Eats guy to do it for him. There it is. And Alexis would go out with an American man

to a comedy pun-off. Oh, I can't even think about it. Oh my god, a pun-off. Sorry, I was focused on the American. I know, he speaks English. Oh no, so, but our listener, Damon, was challenged to do that, go on a contradictory date with Marissa, and that consisted of her drinking beers playing pool and

Watching football because she normally doesn't do any of that. Yeah. Do you regret Damon? It's like because I know now you want her to take you out doing stuff You don't normally do like maybe you should have started with that You know I'm saying like the first date should have been all about things She likes that you have never done. Well, it's too late now, bro. I know. Try to read through the pity of what she just said. Do you feel like maybe you could have done a better job? I mean, don't get me wrong. Like that is a smart idea. I would have gone with that, but at the same time, she was the one that kind of came at me with this notion that has egged on by her friends. So I like that

If she didn't like any part of the date when we call her we just like hey, that's your fault You're you wanted this you brought it upon yourself blame your friends. Yes, I Wouldn't throw it in her face like that. Well, I will you don't have to I'm gonna call her right now and we're gonna make her feel bad if she didn't have a good time. That is not what we're gonna do. Well, we'll convince her to take you on the worst date ever. That was what you wanted. Worst date ever. Let's go. Okay. Let's make you hate this. We're gonna do it. Here we go.

Hello? Hey, is this Marissa? I think it is. Hey, Marissa. I think that you think you said yes. Yeah, she did. Okay. She said it is. Her phone's not great. But Marissa, you're on the radio right now with a show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Hey, Marissa. Hey, good morning.

Hi. What's happening right now? What's happening is a segment that we do on the show called The Second Day of the World. And we're going to be talking about the second day of the world. And we're going to be talking about the second day of the world. And we're going to be talking about the second day of the world. And we're going to be talking about the second day of the world. And we're going to be talking about the second day of the world.

And we're going to be talking about the second day of the world. And we're going to be talking about the second day of the world. And we're going to be talking about the second day of the world. And we're going to be talking about the second day of the world. And we're going to be talking about the second day of the world. And we're going to be talking about the second day of the world. And we're going to be talking about the second day of the world. And we're going to be talking about the second day of the morning. Hey, Marissa. Hey, good morning. Hi. What's happening right now? What's happening is a segment that we do on the show called a second date update. Hey, you're on the show. Congratulations. Oh, okay.

Yeah, someone likes you. I don't know. Just try to be positive, Jeff. Yeah, it's not coming through. Okay. It sounds very sarcastic. It wasn't. I was actually excited.

Oh, good for you. Oh, well. But no, we are, we're honest. This is why I'm not going to try and be sarcastic. It wasn't! I was actually excited! Oh, good for you! Oh, well. That's alright. This is why I'm not going to try anymore, Jeffrey. That's the spirit, bro. Now we're talking! Anyway, Marissa, we actually are excited to talk to you because we've spoke earlier to a guy that you went on a date with named Damon. Oh, man. Oh man. Were you hoping you'd say somebody else's name?

I got excited at first. I don't know what I was hoping. You guys have caught me still off guard. Okay, that's okay. I mean maybe you're just kind of taking it all in. Processing. Yeah. Well we're contacting you for a good reason because Damon said he had a really nice time

with you. He actually told us about the whole idea which we thought was really interesting. You wanted to do a contradictory date I mean I gotta say good for you for proposing this and telling him you're not someone that would normally go for And then having him still agree to a date. Us dudes are so thirsty. I felt so bad saying it, but I wanted to be upfront with him, right? Yeah, that's good. You're not trying to hide things from people.

He wasn't insulted at all. He was actually really excited about how different you were. Yeah. We're just trying to get a vibe of like, what did you think about your contradictory date? Did you have a good time? I actually did have a good time. I mean, this was not my idea, right? It was my friends who suggested it.

I thought they were insane, but clearly what I was doing wasn't working for me anyway. So I was like, okay, we'll just try something. And it was probably the most relaxed date I've ever been on. Oh, that's great news. Normally that's good, right? It was probably the most relaxed date I've ever been on It was hanging out it was watching sports it was you know going to bars and like, you know Wait, were your friends right? Was this like something to get you out of your comfort zone and find somebody you actually like?

Yeah, I mean I didn't want it to be right. Oh my God. Wait, but was it? But you did have a good time. I'm like embarrassed to say that I did have a good time. Why are you embarrassed? Why is that embarrassing? It's such a fun day. Why aren't you calling Damon back

if you guys had a blast together? What's embarrassing about it? Well, he is normally not my type. That's not something that I've ever done before. I feel like we just like left to the like the third date, you know where you just get to hang out You know what? I mean? It was so it was so chill and it was so comfortable and I don't know what to do with that That's like not what I'm used to, you know It freaks you out that you are so comfortable with him. Is that what what you're getting to? Yeah, I guess. does that sound crazy? so now you want to go back to your normal type?

the ones that make her really uncomfortable on edge and you're never gonna call it that. and you're not having fun or ever feeling like you're having fun. yeah you don't feel like yourself. well when you put it that way it doesn't sound so good does it? yeah see it's not. but that sounds like what you're saying you want. Isn't that what dating should be? No. Well, not like... Yes, for a little bit. I don't think so.

I think that when you meet somebody that you feel more yourself with than anyone else, then that's the sign that that could be it. Like, that could be the person you're supposed to be with. I don't know about forever, but at least for right now. OK, you saying that actually scares me a lot Why are you scaring the women on the phone by talking about them feeling good Two years and we're still not If you want to feel like uncomfortable and like you don't know what's going on then let

me do this to you and surprise you by telling you Damon's been secretly listening to this conversation. So it sounds like you were shocked that you had such a good time with me, huh? Well, yeah, I didn't expect to, but I did. I mean, like nothing in my body says, like, I should have had a good time, but I did. Your body's rejecting you. Is that what you're saying? I mean, I've kind of been thinking about you which is Weird Damon you're making her feel too comfortable

I'm kind of blushing on my end. I mean I I'm glad I've made you feel good. I'm sorry that apparently other dates haven't made you feel good She doesn't want to enjoy your time. She's scared of good. Oh boy. Oh boy. You are so cute. Are you opening to feel more good in the future? Because I, like I said at the end of our date, I'm down to have a contradictory date the other way. Yeah, you show him around. You can have a bad date like you wanted. Or you just tell him to treat you poorly all night long Make me feel more comfortable if you can Friends as a shirt says don't be mean it turns me on Damon are you capable of that can you be the opposite of what you normally are? I mean that would be way outside my own comfort zone And that's not exactly what I had in mind for a contradictory date, but that's what she's into It is possible like Brooke said that maybe there's a chance you two are just made for each other

Makes me sick to say it, but yeah, you guys sound cute. And that's contradictory to everything that I believe in. I mean, this is disgusting. So I want to get off the phone with these two. I'm wondering if Marissa's been out with you before. Yeah, Mr. Grumpy over here. She's not my type. So yeah, probably. Wondering I'm wondering if Marissa's been out with you before She's not my type so yeah Anyway look we want to send you guys out on another day. That's the whole reason that we called you We will pay for it if you say yes, if you don't say yes, I'm gonna call all your girlfriends. I'm gonna let them know. Are we able to threaten listeners?

Oh My god, all my girlfriends are gonna start dating this way. This is gonna be crazy I think they would kill me if I if I said no Damon I would like to go on another date with you Disg disgustingly beautiful. Oh my god, congratulations you two. Yay, we did it! I'm so excited to go on the worst date of my life.

Yay! I will do whatever I can to make it terrible. Oh my god, this is the romcom we needed. Yes! Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Was that the most sweetest touching second date update we've done all year? I think so.

Yes, and my soul needed that. It was so good. Totally. Look, there's hope for love out there, people. Don't give up. Try something new. Try something different. You can do it.

Wow. Tell me you don't want to hear a part three from these two get an update update. I don't want to hear a part three from these two get an update update I don't know if I could stomach it unless they go on the second date and it's terrible This is just making all of our single listeners feel bad Nobody wants hope Nobody wants hope. Yes, Jeff, that's what we all want. Tell me it's over so I can move on.

Yeah. Well, if you do have any hope left, yikes, but you can always email the show. We'll call that person who's not calling you back. Go check out all of our second dates wherever you get your podcast at Brooke and Jeffrey. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

During the many years of us doing calls with listeners, we've seen all sorts of endings for second dates. There's been romantic ones, disappointing ones, even unresolved mysterious endings. Like, even though he only had one foot, why did he have two shoes in his closet? Try to connect the dots.

You can't do it. A left and a right? Why? But today, the entire studio was surprised by the very unpredictable way that our phone call finished. And I think our texters will all agree at 78592, the majority of the blame goes to Brooke. What? agree at seven eight five nine two the majority of the blame goes to Brooke Voice your opinion as long as it's in agreement with mine or I will block you There she goes again

What happened you're gonna find out in your second date update next second date update dating in today's world feels like a big competition to see who has the best looking profile with the most compelling bio and the least corny pickup lines I mean it's tough to find a real authentic love connection now and that's why it's no surprise most of our listeners who fail to get a second date turned to inflated date I'm not gonna go into what that There is a 100% success rate with inflated date

I just I hope that our new friend Nathan doesn't go down that way as long as no needles or sharp objects Our new friend Nathan doesn't go down that road. As long as no needles or sharp objects or tacks or rocks. Well, there's a sharp object actually. You don't want it to be. Welcome to the show. What's in your Amazon cart right now? And it better not come with a small hand pump. Nathan?

Hello? You're with your inflated date right now? I didn't want to interrupt. Oh, no, no. I'm all good. I can pull my inflated date down. Oh, nice. So casual about it. Right now I didn't want to interrupt Tell us about the real lady that you connected with the other day. What's her name?

So, uh, I met this beautiful girl on hinge. Right her name. Her name is Jessica. Jessica. Okay. What'd you like about her? You know, really everything but let me start from the beginning. Let me start how we met. Oh, okay. Is there more to just on hinge? Like I feel like we can't have that word. Her name's Jessica. I met her on hinge, go back farther. He's like, I opened the ass. Started typing in my bio. So basically how it all started was, I left a comment on one of her pictures. She was wearing these boots and it made me think of Reno 911, so I just said new boot Goofin.

New boot Goofin. We love that. Sure, nobody's heard that joke, but I still like it. Yeah, just Google new boot Goofin boot goofin nobody's heard that joke but i still like it yeah just google new boot goofin it's great you haven't seen new boot goofin so funny oh my gosh isn't that show like 20 years old yeah but the clip is still iconic

and i've seen that on tiktok and instagram where people use it when they buy new shoes you guys are missing out brooks it's funny to somebody out there it's hysterical millions of people are laughing right now. Okay, just be jealous. Just no one in this room. So Jessica liked that. She liked the new boot goof.

Yeah she did. She laughed and like hummed. Goof it. Oh excuse me to butcher the hilarious joke. Come on man. Even they bonded over it. That's good. Take my cynicism away. And it sounds like you guys have a good connection. Tell me more.

Yeah, and so we ended up meeting up, of course. Did she wear the boots when you first see her? No, no, no, she did not wear the boots. Oh, darn it. But she was wearing these sunglasses and a fuzzy Russian hat. Fuzzy Russian hat? Like one of those. When you guys met up?

Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah and she looked like a Russian spy like a beautiful Russian spy like no not like a hunter-elmer-fudd hat it's like a stovepipe hat without the brim okay so you and you like that oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah she's got her own style what did you guys do well know, we talked about music at first We just going for a walk and the issue something on a record player. Okay, so she's like vintage She likes vintage stuff exactly. So okay, obviously I'm thinking let's let's go to a record store What was it like going to a record store with a real girl instead of an inflatable one?

Was it a good time? He didn't have to turn her sideways to fit her through the door. That's kind of nice. I mean, I'm just messing with you. Tell me, what were some highlights from the record store? Well, I picked an album for her. Oh, OK. What did you pick?

The Batman Forever soundtrack from 95. Interesting. Is that the one with Jack Nicholson as the Joker? forever soundtrack from 95 interesting Jack Nicholson is the Joker again with the 30 year old references You know is the penguin I Don't think I was alive in 95 you were alive in 95 Jeff, okay, Alexis wasn't sorry definitely I've been dead inside since my birth Did she approve of Batman forever Yeah, she liked it. She liked it. Okay, okay, and it's nice to buy a little gift on their date. Yeah Yeah, I mean, it's just a little gift. It's nothing nothing crazy, right? So what happened after the record store?

So after a record store, we went to a candy store. Oh Like a teenage date So after a record store we went to a candy store We got a bunch of lollipop, that's like the worst candy in there Are you guys vibing I'm telling you I was nervous I was really nervous Million things are you guys vibing? I'm telling you. I was nervous. I was really nervous It was like when I was at the candy store we had I have four different types of candies in my hand And I dropped a few of them on the ground and what you know she asked me if I was nervous And if I'm feeling okay, what'd you say? Yikes? I said yeah, I'm doing good. You know I'm just excited to be here with her Yeah I just said, yeah, I'm doing good. You know, I'm just excited to be here with her. Yeah, clearly. I'm starting to think you were nervous

and you were just like, hi. It sounds like the date didn't go maybe the way you hoped that it would go in your mind. That's what I'm trying to say. Yeah. Or how anybody's date would ever want to go in their minds too, but you made the best of it. I mean, she didn't seem mad though or anything.

No, she didn't seem mad, but they kind of, I did abruptly, she, you know, we had plans to go out with friends at night. So So it seems like your intentions were there The nerves got the best of you there it is. Yeah, just was maybe a turnoff. Do you think for her? Yeah, it has to be cuz she's not responding like she was before how long has it been? It's been about a week. Okay. Hmm. Did she at least take home the Batman album? She did.

Okay. There you go. That's one small victory. We're going to try and get a couple more and hopefully another date get the pump ready just in case we don't though. This is a win-win if you think about it. Yeah, so we're going to do it. Get your second date update right after this.

Second date update right after this second date update While we were waiting I looked up the Batman forever soundtrack from 1995 and the main title on there is kiss from a rose From the artist seal. Oh my god. That was when he was married to Heidi Klum When I play this song Brooke, yeah, what does it make you think of from your life? What flashback are you having right now? I feel like I'm in a junior high dance all over again. Oh, which teacher are you slow dancing with? Mr. Holt, obviously.

Oh, wow. That was a quick name drop. I like those history boys. This song makes me think of my underwear. My blue Batman undies from when I was six. In fact, I'm sure as we speak, my mom is going to be sending pictures of me wearing them to all your Facebook messengers because she loves listening to this and embarrassing me wherever and whenever she is.

We do have a group chat and she's the only one talking. She's really going to get us flagged For some of the things she sends us. I bring up Batman Forever cause Nathan bought his date, the Batman Forever soundtrack while they were at the record store before they went and hit up the candy store to get some lollipops. But what is it about Jessica that made you want to email us today, Nathan? What is so special about her? You know, sometimes you just feel like someone's the one.

Whoa! That came in high! I thought you were just gonna say like she was super attractive. Yeah, I've built a lot of threes and fours but she's a number one. You were the one bro. Mr. Hole could Back into the past let's move forward into the future and hopefully get you another date here with Jessica I'm gonna dial her number right now Hello? Hey, is this Jessica? Yes. Hey, Jessica. She's the one. She answered. Hi, Jessica.

It's meant to be or maybe. I'm sorry. What is this about? Who's calling? This is about love today because you're on a radio show right now with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. What? Okay, what's up? Oh I like you, you're happy. Yeah, you're a go with the flow type of woman it sounds like. I try, I try. Well we're reaching out on behalf of one of our listeners who you hung out with the other day about a week ago. His name is Nathan. Oh boy, I thought I maybe won something. Okay.

What? Oh, you thought you won something. That's what she's saying. You were the one, not you won. I can see how that'd be confusing. It is, yeah. How do you feel about Nathan? He seems like a nice enough guy, but it's just not for me. There was some strangeness happening there. So. Okay. Was it? He said he was super nervous. but it's just not for me. There was some strangeness happening there. So.

Was it, he said he was super nervous. And that would be okay, but like that's not the part that kind of concerned me where I just left. Oh. Yeah. Wait, so you didn't have plans with your friends like you told him?

No one ever actually has plans with their friends on a date. Never. I don't think so. Sometimes. That's just the emergency exit button. Yeah. All right. Okay.

Well, that's disappointing to hear, but it's okay. Like if you're not interested in him, that's totally up to you to feel that way. But maybe you could help Nathan understand if he made any mistakes that night or if there's anything he could do better. Just in the dating world, right? Yeah. I mean, it was a nice date. We went to a record store and he bought me the Batman album, which was really sweet of him.

But then he says to me, sometimes I think this city is like Gotham, descending into darkness. That's pretty deep. When he handed you the album, he was trying to be Batman in that moment? Yeah, like he was the Batman and then, way to get worse. And then he brings up that sometimes he likes to drive around by himself at night and call

the cops on people who are breaking the law. Who does he find breaking the law? I'm just curious. He's super elaborate and I was so shocked. I was just kind of like, oh, okay, yeah. Is that because you're pro crime? You don't want the crime to happen? No, I just don't really picture the man in my life

zooming around the city at 2 a.m. catching bad guys. What is he doing? Show up to bars? The sign says they're closed. Okay, okay, wait. This could have been a joke that didn't hit right? Maybe he was a little too comic-con like and I didn't leave them like I kept going I think okay So then we went to store and oh, yeah

I mean he mentioned that you guys went to a candy store and we're thinking about buying some lollipops Yeah, it was the straw that just ended it was like, there were five lollipops and he's like, oh, this is how many kids we would be having. What? Oh! That's not first aid energy, no. Yeah.

You're definitely thinking different things. Yeah. I'm just really hoping he was trying to be funny. Cause he is on the other line listening, wanting to talk to you. Oh no, really? Lurking in the dark. Nathan, are you there?

Hello? Hi. There he is. Hi, hi. Well that was some truth, Nathan, huh? Yeah. I mean, I like to do that. I like to make sure the city's safe. Wait, what? Okay. You actually drive around at night

and call the cops on people? It's not every night, but they need help. They're understaffed. Everybody knows that. Okay. You don't do it, you just call the cops. Who do you call the cops on? You know, like the other day I saw some guy

who looked like he was drinking alcohol in his car, so I called the cops on them. How could you tell that? It was a glass bottle and it was a school nearby, you know, I had to do my due diligence So you really do that we thought maybe you were joking just in light of buying the Batman soundtrack Yeah, but that's a real thing you do. Yeah, it's a real thing and it's not as weird as it sounds. It's actually very helpful. Well, neighborhood watches changed a lot since I was a kid. Don't get me. Well, I know Book calls the cops on the kids in her neighborhood. Yeah, yeah. He's obviously, he protects the kids.

At least she's doing it during the daytime and nighttime. I do not. I just sounds like maybe that's more of a nuisance to them than anything, but. Yeah, they never told me that. Okay. I mean, it is kind of brave to go out, put yourself in the middle of crime. Well, he's not really putting himself,

he's just calling the cops on the criminals. He's parking adjacent to crime. It's like dating a hall monitor is what it sounds like. A man with authority is what I'm hearing. This is weird that you think it's like dating a hall monitor is what it sounds like a man with authority is what i'm here this is weird that you think it's a red flag it's not bad what i'm doing sweetie it's like a carnival of flags oh a carnival of flag that sounds fun i know it sounds like a good time actually all i care about is safety and you know that's not a weird thing yeah okay well if we've learned anything about from talking to women on the show

It's that they usually like more dangerous men. They're not really into the safe bet That's a good point like have you considered like trying to be a cop it's a little too dangerous for me I'd rather just stay back and call him on my cell phone on my cell phone. You know, crossing guard might be the next best step. Yeah, yeah. You know, we all have a job to do and you know, that's my job. That's not your job though. He has five future kids that he has to take care of someday.

We haven't even gotten to you bringing that up. Why would you bring that up on a date? Were you trying to- Well, what am I not supposed to talk about my expectations for a future family? I know. I mean, I would wait until somebody asks. Yeah. Well, what am I not supposed to talk about my expectations for a future family? I would wait until somebody asks. Yeah Maybe not on the first date I can see where you're going wrong because in your head you're protecting your community. You're a family man. No, you're telling me everything I want is wrong, you know, all I want to do is communicate what I want my future family

Okay. All right He's also very open to criticism Take a breath. Okay, just slow down a little bit. We're not coming after you or your your dating style It just doesn't seem to be working with what Jessica wants out of her man. Oh, oh, okay. So Jessica wants a giant b***y then, huh? Oh, dang! And if she does, that's totally okay. That's her decision to date that spineless man. Dude, you are so right on the carnival of flags, Jessica.

Thank you, thank you. Well, we'd like to send you back to the carnival and we pay for it. I would on another day. I would not like that. You know, so much better about everything. I'm like two faced. He's like the villain and the hero. Yeah. Yeah. Excellent. Hi.

You go on a midnight ride along in a cop car and we'll pay for it. You don't have a car car. We'll give him a little flashy light. Yeah. To put on top of it. I'm not interested. I'm not interested anymore. OK. I don't like you guys making fun of me. We weren't trying to make fun of you.

You called the wrong show. I don't know what... That's what we did. Let's not infuriate the man who calls the cops on everybody. I don't want to call the cops on you. We like you. I like you at least. Alright, Nathan?

Alright, I know where your studio is located. A police raid. That'd be fun. If you're going to key someone's car, key Brooks. It's an electric key. All right, I know where your studio is located If you're gonna key someone's car key Brooks, it's an electric key Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, you know, I think Nathan did bring up a good point during that call Yeah, no, he didn't he didn't bring up any good ones He did he said stop making fun of me, which I agree Brooke knock it off It's supposed to be an uplifting supportive morning show and there you are Mocking a grown man who calls the police on people drinking in their cars while he's hanging out with his inflatable girlfriend in the passenger seat

What's funny about that, Brooke? girlfriend in the passenger seat. What's funny about that, Brooke? Just nothing. That's right. Cindy, should we call the cops on that man? Stop looking shocked and answer me. Is that funny to you, Brooke? It's pretty funny.

Well, the segment is officially getting out of control. We got to go back to our roots helping people, not mocking them. Well, if they weren't so mockable, maybe it wouldn't be a problem I'll expect better from you tomorrow, Brooke I want you to go home and think about what you've done for more of our brand new second-aid updates You can head over to our website Brooke and Jeffrey comm to hear them. We're also putting them up on our YouTube I like it. Should I not thank you?

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