Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update Classics: It's A Costume Dummy + Blackout Drunk Shuttlecock 

Episode Date: November 1, 2025

Part 1 The guy in today’s Second Date Update tried a pickup line that was cringey, not just on one level… but on MULTIPLE LEVELS and he quickly realized he needed our help. Part 2 One of our listeners found themselves in the middle of an epic house party and he thinks he found a girl he wants to get serious with… but something happened on the way over to the daiquiri mix… and we’re about to get to the bottom of it in your Second Date Update!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It's how a weekend. What it would be like to be in my 20s again. Yeah, that's good, Alexis. I'm so happy I'm sober. Yeah, we got a back-to-back classics coming up for you. And please, if you missed our costumes yesterday, go to our socials. It's at Brooke and Jeffrey. And we always like to start, of course, these podcasts with a great comment from one of our listeners.

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All right, Finland, you're representing. Thanks so much for being here. Definitely leave a comment. We love to read them. And we're going to start your back-to-back classics right now. Picture, you walk into a big Halloween house party. Okay. Cool.

First thing you do, hottie check. Oh, always. That's any room I walk in. Yep, you got to scan the room for potential hookup. At 3 o'clock, you see Brooke. Oh, hi. She's dressed as an old lampshade hooked up to a working EMT monitor.

She's yelling, get it? I'm the light of your life. Oh, no. It's funny because it's not super obvious. Wow, Pat. That is so funny. I can see Brooke doing that. So, yeah, you keep scanning.

Yeah, you do. And then, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then standing far, far away from Brooke is the single sexiest woman. woman you've ever seen. Who's that? Is that? Well, you don't know who it is yet. Oh, I didn't know if it was me or...

No, you got to go find out. That's why you slug back your cup of ghoulschlager. You strut on over. And you overconfidently try out some words. Okay. And those words ruin everything. Much like how Brooke ruins her own costume

by trying to explain it. But you know what? That's what happened to one of our listeners recently who tried out a pickup line that was cringy. not just on one level, but on multiple levels. And he quickly realized it. You're going to hear it for yourself when we do a second date update. That's coming up next.

Second date update. Apparently, there are a lot of Halloween parties this year. All right. Because we've gotten more than a few requests for second date updates from people who met someone while being at one this over the past weekend. People are getting back to it, man. Yeah. And so I don't know if we're going to be able to get to all of them. That's why I'm just going to choose today's based on costume alone.

Ooh, I like that. Okay, valid. And that's why I picked Scott, who went as a car crash test dummy. Oh, okay. That's a good costume. That's my favorite character to play with in Fortnite. So, Scott, welcome to the show. Hi, everybody.

Hey, what's up, dummy? Solid, solid choice. Yeah, I mean, working with Brooke, we see so many weird, complicated costumes. It's basically like a riddle to try and figure out what she is. That's why I really appreciate your straightforward costume. Yeah, definitely kind of went old school a little bit. Okay. It's still unique, too.

I'd like to say last year I was a dumpster fire and it totally made sense. Oh, you were. That was good. Yeah, thank you. Scott, go ahead. Tell us about the person that you met at this party. Who are they? Okay.

Her name is Lauren. Okay. She's very, very pretty. And she was dressed like L. Woods from the movie Illegally Blonde. Oh, yeah. You know, Reese Witherspoon, costume. Right. That's a great costume.

I'm going to do that all pink. All pink lawyer. So good. And it's not like you're sexifying something that shouldn't be sexy either. It doesn't even matter. What are we talking about? Reese Witherspoon is sexy. No, that's what I'm saying.

You're not like sexifying like the dumpster fire or something. It's just an awesome costume because it's darling. You look good. So you complimented her costume, Scott? Well, I tried. So I didn't really know the movie. What? Oh.

Oh, yeah. So you didn't know who she was. Yeah, I never saw it. Why would I see Legally Blonde? Oh, you should go watch it. It is a treasure. I don't remember it. Okay, Ron is ruining everything you're saying right now.

It's so good. Don't call it a treasure. It is. It's such a good movie. All right. So what did you do with Lauren? Well, I thought she was a sexy flight attendant. Oh.

Oh, yeah. I can see that. I can see it. It's that, like, pink suit. Yeah. It looks very kind of formal. It's all pink. Yeah.

So I kind of, it was a very stupid, cheesy line of, like, join, like, the Mile High Club. Oh. It didn't make sense. She's like, you know it. You needed to bend and snap. Yeah. How did she react to that comment?

Well, she was a little confused because she didn't understand where that comment was coming from. Uh-huh. Yeah. She explained the movie to me. And I was like, oh, okay, that makes way more sense. Yeah. He's like, wait, is it like the ex-wife of Tiger or something? It's hard to start off a sexy conversation.

like that with that big misunderstanding. And most people spend so much time on getting a creative Halloween costume. If you don't get it right away, it's almost like a low blow. Were you able to get back on your feet after that? Yeah, we're able to talk. And, you know, she asked me about my costume and was asking me all, like, certain questions about, like, the car accident I was in. And I was like, oh, this is really great.

Because, like, she's really, like, obviously to do what my costume was and, like, was really going along with it. Yeah. That's nice. Okay. Yeah, we talked for pretty much the rest of the night. And it felt, I felt connected by the end. I thought it was really cool.

Okay, so wait, was the party your date, or did you guys actually go out after you met? No, no. We just, we met at the party. Okay. Okay, that's it. Okay. All right. Was there any, like, romance that happened during the party?

Because it sounds like you just spent an hour or two talking about each other's costumes. Just figuring them out. Yeah. Well, towards the, I actually probably the back half of the conversation stuff, I went and grabbed us both a couple of red yellow shot syringes. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's cool. Those are fun Yeah, those are cool

Okay Then we kind of intertwined our arms And squirted them into each other's mouth Oh, that's cute It's kind of like that It's an interesting It's a cute memory But if you do them enough

You're not going to remember the next Yeah So what about any intimacy Did you get a hug Did you get a kiss maybe? Why do you not get on him For saying things like that? What?

Intimacy? That's a makeout session But you're all You're using like words like old stuff That's fine. What's wrong with that? He's a normal treasure. Yeah. Can you not focus on me? Can you focus on Scott?

We're trying to help out Scott, Brooke. Okay. Did you make out, Scott? Yeah. We did not make out. Before things got to that point, she did have to leave. But before she left, though, she gave me her phone number. Okay. And said in a sexy voice, if I need any legal counseling.

Oh. I love it. Yeah. That's cool. Yeah. Have you reached out to her? I've texted her twice. and she has not responded to me

Nothing You're not saying anything weird, right? You're just saying, hi, it's me Like, does she know who's sexing her? Well, I mean, I try to reply with some type of quote or something from one of the movies But I think I actually like ran to the second one

And it was not quite as quotable As the first one, I guess I don't remember the second one at all I don't know if most people watch that one Yeah You could have made it up and it's been like And that's why I go to college Yeah

And they're like, oh sure, I believe it Yeah Besides her giving, obviously, her number to you, did you get any other indication? Like, did you guys talk about future dates or plans? Not necessarily, not really like, not like the end of the first date conversation. It was kind of like, hey, this is fun. Like, can I get your number? Yeah, yeah, okay.

She offered me the numbers. Okay. I mean, I mean, and she said it in that sexy, you know, like Elle Woods legal counseling way. Did you deliver something sexy back to her? Like, oh, well, I hope to have a head-on collision with your face, with my face. That was bad. Now I'll make fun of Jeff. That was bad.

Well, at least it's something. I don't know. I'm just trying to tie it in. Anyway. I'll be your airbag. Okay. Scott likes it. All right.

I'm just going to work on him. Well, let's play a song. We'll come back. We'll call Lauren for you. And we'll try and get you your second date update, you sexy, crash test dummy. Thanks. Okay. Okay.

Second date update. Scott's first date at a Halloween party recently sounded a lot like our office Halloween parties. Just confusing, disappointing, and at the end, absolutely zero action. It's just a lot of, wait, what are you supposed to be? No, wait, what are you supposed to be? I think Brooks still gets action, though.

Somehow. Room closet's good for something, boys. That's how Scott ended up meeting, Lauren, who went dressed as L. Woods. He thought she was a sexy flight attendant. But anyway, that confusion got them talking, drinking together, hanging out, and it went so

well that she even offered Scott her number before she left. But weirdly, she hasn't responded to any of his text since. So, Scott, sorry for pointing out that you didn't get any action. But, hey, you know what? That's what we have the second date updates for. We can't guarantee it, but we all

hope for action. Does that sound good, Scott? All of us. That sounds great. Yeah. Okay. I mean, do you have any guesses as to what she's going to say when we call her and ask why she's not returning your text? I'm not sure. Maybe he doesn't like the costume.

Maybe she thinks I would look different outside of it. I'm not, I don't know, honestly. She's like, and what were you again? I already forgot. Test trash dummy. I got to say, if you get a, if you get a number wearing a nude onesie is a man to be a test, crash test dummy, you must look great in that outfit because that is a hard one to pull off. That's true, dude.

Thanks. Yeah. You're welcome. Okay, well, for the record, I was one that called you a sexy crash test on me first, so I think we all know where we stand. I called you that three minutes ago, but if you want to thank Brooke, you know, for the late comment on it, that's fine, too. Anyway, I'm going to dial Lauren's number and we'll try and get your second date update. You ready, man? I appreciate it.

All right, you sexy, man. Let's do it. Oh, you got to see it again. Hi, is this Lauren? Yeah, speaking. Hey, Lauren, my name's Jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And I apologize for saying Jeff, like in a weird way. Yeah, my name's Jeff.

My name's Jeff. I didn't notice until you pointed it out by yourself. Sorry, I caught myself on that one. But no, this is a morning radio show, Lauren. Okay. Why? It's a great question, Lauren. Well, we're doing a segment called a second date update where we help our listeners

reconnect with people that they've gone out on dates with recently. How'd you get this number? Well, someone that you met the other night gave it to us because they said that they had a great time hanging out with you. In fact, you were the one that gave them your number. I haven't been on any dates and like longer than I'd like to admit, actually. Yeah, it wasn't a date. It was a Halloween party.

His name's Scott. Oh. You remember Scott? He was a crash test dummy. Yeah, yeah, I remember him And you remember giving him Your phone number saying to call you Um, yeah, if he needed legal counsel

Wait, but you were dressed as L. Woods So that was like the joke, right? Yeah Well, I was, but I'm actually a lawyer also. Oh. Oh, I thought you were sticking with a joke. Wait, so like you gave him your number because like in case he wanted to be your client, like for real?

Yeah, I mean, he told me this terrible story about a accident he was in recently and I thought he might need representation. Oh, no. He got the world. Wait, so you were interested in maybe dating him? You weren't thinking of it that way? I hadn't really thought about it.

I thought we were just, you know, having a friendly conversation at a party. I thought he got you a drink. Maybe. What I mean is there was no like, hey, can I grab you a drink? I can drink for people all the time and I don't date them. But they did the shot thing. Remember? He said they did a shot.

He did jealous shot syringes with him. They fed each other. Yeah, I guess. I mean, probably with a dozen other people. Okay. All right. He was reading it wrong. Alcohol was a factor. I mean, he felt like there was a connection that you guys had, that you guys were talking for a long time and hanging out,

and that's why you gave him the number. I mean, it was really loud in there, to be honest. I guess there was a misunderstanding, clearly. Oh, no. But wait, this isn't bad. I mean, you're not saying no. You just weren't thinking of it as a time. Like, are you single right now?

Yeah. Okay. Do you remember how attractive and hot he was in the crash test suit? Well, I mean, he was wearing a helmet, so. Lauren, hello, I was dressed up as a crash test dummy. Yeah. She got that. Scott?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Scott's went on the other line listening this. entire time, Lauren. Yeah, I mean that story up. It went with my costume, like, because I was a crash does dummy. Oh, yeah.

You made the story up about the crash you were in that she was offering you legal advice for. I mean, see you've made everything up, like, it turns out I don't know anything about you. You were telling me all about being a lawyer, but I thought you just were doing the same thing I was and coming up with a back story. Oh, my God. You thought that when she was telling you about Elle Woodge, you didn't know that she was real lawyer you thought she was just making

a thing about being L. Woods the whole time? Yeah, I thought she either like really researched it or really watched the movie a lot because she was like very knowledgeable about being a lawyer. And she thought you were really a dummy. Yeah. It was like method acting. You guys thought you were method acting, but it was really real life. You guys were

really good acting. Yeah. So Lauren, are you understanding he wasn't in a real crash? I mean, I get it now, but you had a lot of things to say about this accident. I assumed it was real. I just had fun making it up. I just like make it up stuff. Wait, don't say that.

Bro, you like lying? Like, how detailed are we talking here? Yeah, like, how dark. I mean, describing the way the cars were coming and like what I would ask him about as a lawyer. Like, I got heat on the left side. I stopped at the light and then I went, oh, my gosh. And Lauren's actually taking notes like,

ooh, you do actually, I think, have a case here. Absolutely, I would represent him. It was a hit and run? Oh, really. Oh, my God. What a funny misunderstanding. Okay, well, now you guys know that that's not the case. Right.

You guys do realize that, right? Lauren, he's not a real crash test dummy. And, Scott, she is a real lawyer. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. We've established that. And now I'm wondering, is there still a connection between you guys?

You guys should just get to know each other now. Well, I mean, I heard a lot about her being. a lawyer, and apparently now I just thought it was all fake, but apparently it was all real. So I do feel kind of like I know a little bit about what she does, and I would very much like to go on a real date to know more about her. Okay. Oh, I mean, I feel like I don't know anything about you, Scott. He's a good liar.

Oh, he's got a vivid imagination is what she should take from that. Yeah, that, that one. What do you actually do for a living, Scott? I'm an engineer. Oh, look at that. What type of engineer? Are you like a train engineer? Oh, that's true. Like an airplane engineer?

Yeah, technical engineers. Because, you mean, there's so much confusion. I just want this to be as clear as possible. Sure, sure, sure. I'm an electrical engineer. I like the design telephone poles and things of that nature. You design poles? It's like, I got a new idea for this one.

Straight and it's all worth. You're a genius, Scott. You'd be surprised. A lot that goes into it. I guess so. Oh, that's cute. I think he's really cute, Lauren. Yeah.

I mean, Lauren, what do you think? Like, would you be willing to go out on an actual date with Scott? Because we would pay for it. Well, I feel kind of bad about ignoring you considering how this all played out. Maybe coffee? Okay. Oh, absolutely. That'd be great, yeah.

All right. That's sweet. I like it. Yeah. And we can afford that. We probably can't afford your legal fee. So that works for us. Well, maybe we shouldn't call it a date.

I feel like I just need to meet you again for the first time so we can get to know each other a little bit. Is it cool if I still bring my costume? Kidding. He's kidding. Okay. Funny guy. Yeah.

Did you look at that. A fake lawyer who turns out to be a real lawyer meets a fake crash test dummy who turns out to be a real dummy. Yay! It's beautiful. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. All I know is what I've been told, and that's a half-truth is a whole lie. For almost a decade, the murder of an 18-year-old girl from a small town in Graves County, Kentucky, went unsolved,

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Why? Just so that other people can be weirded out when he walks in? Yeah, we shouldn't have to be the only people exposed to that. Yeah, that's true. But we were able to get them a second date. Yes. Another positive is now... Kind of date.

Well, yeah, that's true. Yeah. It was, you know, it felt kind of like a pity meeting. It counts, okay? They're meeting up together. After he wasn't getting a call back, it's a date. Okay. They're going to fall in love.

Definitely. Well, it's a date. Okay. Another positive, though, is that now we have a lawyer friend. Yeah. Well, we already... And she's going to help us sue whoever we want. Okay.

I don't like that power. I don't think that this is healthy. No, that's in the agreement when you do a second date update. Brooke, don't argue with Jeff. You may sue you. That's right. Lauren's going to help me. But remember, if you want to get a second date update, you can always email the show.

We'll call the person who isn't calling you back. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. A picture, a strobe light with blaring music. Okay. A bunch of minions doing the worm. It's really cute. It's kind of weird, though. And a cobweb table with an empty candy bowl right in the middle.

No? Oh, no. It's because I ate it. I ate it all, didn't know. One of our listeners found themselves in the middle of an epic Halloween house party. Okay. And he thinks he found a girl to date there. IRL, but

something happened on the way over to the Dackery Mix, and we're about to get to the bottom of it. Not the Dackery Mix. It's the real reason why she's not calling him back, because honestly, he doesn't even remember. Oh, not good. It's a Halloween-themed

Second Date Update coming out. Next. Second Date Update. You ever hooked up at a Halloween party before? Where you got a sexy nurse on top of a fireman, on top of the clown from it, on top of

four David Hasselhoffs. Whoa, why's there four of them? Yeah, for real. I've seen it. I've done it. Hashtag best Halloween ever. Oh, are you a Hasselhoff? It's unknown. I thought he was a sexy nurse, but By the end, I wasn't even sure what I was. All the makeup and everything.

But one of our listeners also had a Halloween party hookup, and now he's calling for our help. His name's Andrew. Andrew, welcome to the man. Hey, guys, happy to be here. Okay. I'm happy, man. Well, did you have a good, it sounds like you had a great Halloween party. So, you know, it's a bit complicated. There were good things. There were bad things.

Oh, okay. So I met this really hot girl. Her name was Lexi at a Halloween party. Oh, no. Triggering. It's triggering for Jose. Every hot girl's name is Lexi, and that's my ex-girlfriend's name. It's just a hot name, you know? Yeah, it's a hot name. What was the scariest thing about the house party? Honestly, it was the parking situation Wait, what? I will say that can be a pain when you're at a house party.

You guys, spend 10 minutes, I can't find a spot. Let's get out of here, man. Residential streets. It was like, almost impossible to find a spot. It took me literally forever. But, you know, being the genius I was, I was dressed as a shuttlecock,

you know, like the thing from badminton. From badminton? It's like a heck of white, and it's like, it's feathery. It's like a birdie. It's like a birdie. A ball at one end and then feathers on the other end. It was a huge white hula hoop on the bottom, and I wore like a red cap on my head.

That was one of the worst decisions of my life, just driving with that. You were driving with it on? You put it on once you get there, dog. But even then maneuvering through doorways, like the whole thing sounds awesome for a picture. And then beyond that, the functionality, very low. I can tell by your costume choice that you weren't planning on trying to hook up. up with somebody. No, I did not think that was in the cards.

You know, like, I parked far away and just even walking there. That wasn't easy. But, you know, so I got there and, you know, like, it's a dark house. Like, there are lights and stuff, but I can't really see and I'm tripping. And, you know, there are some people on the streets that I know were also going there. And, like, at one point, I fell over and they started, they tried to roll me. That actually sounds kind of fun. Man, that is a sexy entrance, sir.

Okay. Okay. Now that we know what you were dressed as in the parking situation, tell us a little bit about Lexi. How did you two end up meeting? All right. So, like, I get there and there are people dancing around and stuff. And then it's almost like a friggin movie. Like through the thick of the fog, I see this beautiful girl. She's dressed as a shotgun wedding, which I thought was hilarious. It was like a tight white dress. And she had a balloon underneath to make it look like she was Pregors. Yeah. She was holding a Nerf gun. Oh, wow. Brooke is loving this idea. So how did you approach this fake pregnant woman?

So, okay, I was trying to think of like what my move would be. And I saw there were like a bunch of candy wrappers just on the floor naturally. So I tried to do it as like this joke. I'd smoothly walked over to her and I was like, hey, so you want some candy? And I held out a bunch of empty wrappers. Did you do it with that weird voice? How did you get action between the costume and that? Honestly.

I mean, you went through with that idea? Yeah. And also, I definitely use the voice. The voice is the secret. That's how you get. Yeah, because that shows you're not taking yourself seriously. What was Lexi's response? We both started laughing and stuff.

And then she was like, oh, so if you can find me a Reese's peanut butter cup, like, I'll give you a reward. So I was like, bet, you know, this is my mission now. Yeah. There's probably a candy bowl. Yeah, but you know every candy bowl, those are always eaten first. I was walking around just trying to find any Reese's cups I could. I walked over to like some of the Harley Quinn's. at the party. They were like four of them. And so I asked them and no luck. But then eventually

some dude dressed as a zombie just handed me like a whole bunch. He had like pockets full of him. He was the Reese's zombie. So he helped me out there. I was kind of smart. I like that. Rees zombie. Okay. So what was your reward when you got her her Reese's cup? So, okay, it should also be mentioned just for the sake of story. I was drinking a lot. Yeah. Uh, here we go. I mean, it's a party. So I go back and I give her the cups and she's really, really stoked and she tells me her name. It's Lexi and we started to hang out. We had a good time.

All right. The Reese's peanut butter cups unlocked the door. I would say yes, too. Better than flowers. Pay attention, gentlemen. So what happened? So we had kind of like a best case, worst case scenario happening here. We started making out and, you know, we both wanted a little bit more to happen.

but I'll be honest we had some costume difficulties and it didn't go too perfectly I mean it's amazing it's amazing you could even reach her lips with the hooo hoom contraption around you We were also both just a tad bit hammered and I remember too many of the details

So did the hookup end up happening or no? No not really Nothing beyond making out but I did end up getting her number from a friend of mine who also knew her but I've got nothing no response absolute ghost Is that like the last thing you remember?

Is that what you're saying bro? Like how did the night end for you? So I definitely remember falling down a couple times Oh no. Oh boy. And I woke up in bed the next morning. Okay. So I'm just worried that you were maybe reading this wrong

because she's not the one that gave you her number. You know, I've made out with tons of different dudes at parties with zero intention of either hooking up or ever wanting to see them again. We all we know, it may have been Brooke that you were making out with this entire time. She has no idea. I don't do it anymore. I don't remember anything, but I want to help you, Andrew, finish what you started that night.

Okay? We're going to play a song. We'll come back. Brooke's going to go out and grab some Reese's peanut butter cups in the lobby just in case we have to help the situation. I'm not lying. I got a secret drawer. Okay. Go to the secret drawer.

We're going to come back and try and get you your second date update with Lexi, all right? Thanks, guys. All right, hold on. Second date update. They say the key to a woman's heart is to make her laugh. But the key to a woman's kiss is to hand her a Reese's peanut butter cup. Oh, yeah. Was that me?

Because one of our listeners, Andrew, met a woman named Lexi at a Halloween party recently. And she told him if he could find her a Reese's, she'd give him a little reward. Oh, okay. So he did. And they tried hooking up, but had some costume challenges. You know, plus there was alcohol involved. So it was kind of fuzzy for Andrew, remembering how this all ended. We're going to do our best, though, to help get him another date.

And Brooke, I just got to say, you don't seem as invested as you normally do in these things. Like, did the shuttlecock outfit turn you off or what's going on? I just think he may be misreading the whole vibe, right? What do you mean he misreading? He hunted down a Reese's for her. Her, Brooke. I know. What more do you want from this guy?

That's your most price position, bro. Usually if it's a one-night stand, you're like, woo! Go get yours! I, you know, I'm all for one-night stands and fun, but, like, I don't think she wanted it. I don't know. What do?

She just wanted candy? Yes, I do. She just wanted the candy and was like, ah, fine, I'll kiss him. Like, I'll make out with him a little bit, satisfy the dude. Like, she didn't even give him her number. Andrew, is that the vibe that you were getting,

that she just wanted candy from you? honestly no we were really having a good time yes we were a little tipsy yes candy was involved but she seemed to really like me and i genuinely liked her okay okay i believe you we'll find out yeah so let you're gonna call him okay maybe eat some more chocolate and get you in a better mood because we need to make this phone call now shake it off you ready yeah i'm ready all right remember we're on andrew's side i know i'm not against him okay you're just not really all that for him and i love his costume idea. You know I like overly complicated, like, ridiculous

things to wear on Halloween. Okay. So she almost gave you a compliment there, Andrew. You should feel good about that. I'll take it. Okay, good. I'm going to dial Lexi's phone number. We're trying to get your second date update. You ready? Oh, yeah. All right, man. Here we go. Hello? Hey, I'm looking for Lexi's.

Yeah, who's this? Hey, my name's Jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. How you doing? Wait, what? I'm from a morning radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Oh, wow. Yeah. Hey, let's see.

Oh, my God, someone was impressed by morning radio. I know. Hey, I like her. We do a podcast, too. You don't know. Okay, we're doing something right now, stop. I don't know. Morning.

I'm kidding. But we're doing something right now called a second date update, where we help our listeners reach out after usually a date. But I guess you didn't go out on a date with this guy. What's his name? His name's Andrew. Andrew. You may remember him as like shuttlecock guy. Yeah.

You met at a Halloween party and he was dressed as like a badminton birdie. Yes. Oh. Oh. You really not remember? That was like four emotions. You asked him to go find a Reese's peanut butter cup for you. Oh, my God.

Oh, okay. The Reese's peanut butter cup triggered the memories. There it is. That laughs as we have a good story coming, dude. Yeah. Well, I don't know. Do you remember him? Because it sounds like you may not remember the night very well.

Yeah, yeah. You know, it was a crazy night. you know it's Halloween we were all drinking um yeah I briefly remember asking a guy for races yeah okay well that guy has a name and it's Andrew he said he got your number from like a friend of yours or something yeah oh that's how we got okay yeah and so Andrew told us all about the night at least the parts that he remembers because like you said you guys were all drinking and he's just wondering if something went wrong or Or if not, if you guys can see each other again?

Did he tell you anything else? He told us that you made out. Oh, yeah. Yeah, but so we were making out and, you know, we wanted to kind of be in a private area. So we went to his car. Okay, not like an upstairs bedroom. Okay, both people with large things around them getting into a car. How did that work?

It was, it didn't work. Okay. I love how, like, a drunk guy couldn't figure out how to get his costume just off. Like, can't you just take that part off to get into the car? That's exactly it. Like, that's the thing. We were so drunk.

We couldn't figure out how to get his thing off. So awkward. So I'm just picturing the two of you now in the back of the car, just like in mangled outfits, unable to even touch. It got really awkward. And I had to climb up inside his costume, like... No, you didn't. Like, through his hoop.

I love it. I guess that's one way to do it. I was going to say that as a joke earlier. That's amazing you actually did that. You guys are determined to make this happen, clearly. Well, you were trying to take it off, right? You weren't climbing up there to be sexy. Well, I wanted to get what I wanted to get.

Yeah, exactly. Okay. I hope no one walked by the car. Oh, my God. So you're in the back of his car. You climb up inside of his costume. Now he looks pregnant. What's going on next?

through his hula hoop and then he's not ready and I'm like he was too drunk to get things ready yeah okay so then you I mean that's quite the crawl of shame

then you walk back that will forever be the crawl of shame of the shuttle talk and you tell him what like what do you even say crawling out of a sad tunnel just That's what a crazy story.

But I don't think Andrew even knows that happened. Oh, yeah, because he was remembered. How would he not know? Oh, because he didn't remember. He didn't tell us that. Or he didn't tell us that because it's embarrassing. Isn't that embarrassing for you do? Well, yeah.

Let's ask if he remembers. Andrew, do you remember any of this happening? So, well, first off, hi, Lex. Nice to hear from you again. Yeah, Lexie, I need to let you know that Andrew's been listening this entire time. He wants to talk to you. Oh, my God. You're good.

I didn't really remember that bit. I mean, once you started telling it, it started coming back. But I don't think one broken book should, you know, negate what could be a very happy... Shut up, I don't think they shouldn't say broken. No. It wasn't broken. It wasn't even there.

Yeah. That's the problem. Yeah. Well, at least the blame somewhere else, man, like on the alcohol or something. Yeah. Mistakes were made. That's all I can say. Oh, no.

I'm more than just a pretty face and a shuttle cock cost. I can't. It seems really likable. I don't know. I do other stuff. You know, I snowboard. I've seen all of the Sopranos.

Hey, good series. Are you reading her your dating bio right now? Is that what you're doing? I'm shooting my shot, you know? Yeah, bro. She doesn't even know me.

She just knows me as some dude in a Batman costume. I want her to know me. Okay. She didn't even know his name guy. Look at that. She didn't remember. There's definitely only up to go from that experience that you had with him. Exactly.

I mean, Lexi, what do you think? Like, he likes the Sopranos. Do you like the Sopranos? Are you into snowboarding? I like the Sopranos, but I don't like snowboarding. So it's half and half. There's probably more options, right? Keep saying stuff.

I mean, say it stuff. What else he got, Andrew? Yeah, give it to her. Come on. Would it help if I did a Tony Soprano impression? Would that? I love it. I think we're going the wrong direction.

I do it too. Make him do an impression. Tony Sopranos on Brooks' like hall pass list. No, it's not. I kind of want to hear the Soprano and press. Oh, yeah. Lay it on us, Andrew. Oh, no.

The old days, they're gone. Yeah. Wait, that was it. The old days they're gone. Andrew, what I really think you need to do is ask Lexi out in an Italian voice. Oh. How would Tony Soprano ask a lady out? I'll take you down to a chelterries.

You can give any sort of shorter you want, any sort of sandwich, and, you know, maybe you can go down to the construction site and do a little extra building. I don't know. Wow. Do you want to check out his meatballs, Lexie? Oh, my goodness. I mean, he's a man of many talents, Lexi. He is.

He sounds fun, doesn't he? I mean, at this point, we would love to offer to send you guys out on another date, and we will pay for it. Oh, this is a mess. Only under one condition That he bring Reese's peanut butter cups Oh

Yeah, girl All right Tony Soprano Tony Soprano you got some Reese's hookups Oh, I got some Rishi's hookups I got Oh, I know a Risa's guy Oh, good Oh no

Well, congratulations, you T You got a second day Thank you See, Brooke Oh my God, you overcame everything I'm just going to say that Okay, Andrew Lord

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Yeah, that's true But you know, we wish the best for them Yeah It's actually sweet It was kind of sweet And you know, millions and millions of stories Just like that are going to be happening all over the place At Halloween house parties all across the country

Yeah, you know it I hope everyone learn their lesson about complicated costumes From what we just did there Yeah, it's a good idea Or just put a door in it so that people can get in and make cooking up a little bit easier. Like a little window?

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