Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update Classics: Secret Mission + Three Wheelin' It
Episode Date: April 4, 2026Part 1 One of our listeners was DITCHED on a date in a brazen way, so today we’re on the hunt for ANSWERS. Part 2 One of our listeners is confused after his date ended in the WEIRDEST way ever&h...ellip; but he still has some interest...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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on your second date podcast.
That's where we play two previously loved.
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Yeah, I like that.
Yeah, that is nice.
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Yeah, Marcus said marriage therapist should play these segments during sessions,
then ask their clients if they really want to go back into the dating pool or work
things out.
That is not where I thought that was going.
Wow.
That's so funny.
It's like taking your cat to a shelter.
and being like, see all these kids, it could be you.
It really is.
You're lucky.
That's so bad.
Love it, Marcus.
All right.
You're back-to-back classics for whatever therapy session you're in right now.
Start, well, right now.
We've heard of a lot of creative ways to cut a date short.
Oh, yeah.
There's the classic emergency phone call from your best friend.
Purposely eating food you're allergic to to give yourself a reaction.
That one person did that.
Yeah.
I remember that.
Or Alexis's favorite, brutal honesty right to their face.
What?
Has she ever?
Even just talking about honesty makes her uncomfortable.
She's like, I kind of want to leave.
He's like, what?
She's like, I love you.
That's actually a replay of one of her days.
Yeah, it must be.
But today, one of our listeners was ditched mid-date in a more brazen way.
And normally those people don't answer their phones when we call them.
But with this one, we get answer.
answers.
Hey.
Answers, I don't think anybody saw coming.
You're going to hear it in a second date update.
Next.
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Second date update.
Not sure if you remember this, but a few months ago, one of our listeners named Michael
did an awkward Tuesday phone call.
Because he had this female friend who was complaining to him about how lonely she was all
the time.
Yeah.
So he wanted to convince his best friend to date her just to get Miss Sadface out of his
I do remember this. I can't remember how it turned out, but I remember it.
Doesn't really matter. I guess we did a good enough job helping him with that situation that
Michael now trusts us completely.
So much so that almost a year later, he wants us to do a second date update.
Michael, it's good to have you back on the show, dude.
Hey, it's great to be back. Thanks for happening.
How does it feel to, like, lower your standards of advice this low?
Well, I think you guys are going to help me out.
Oh, okay.
It is our honor and privilege to be able to assist you with your love life today, Michael.
So tell us what's going on.
I want you to know that before I started dating, even before I had you guys help me advice with my friend,
I was in a long relationship before them.
It ended messy.
So I was definitely taking a long break from dating, but now I'm back out there.
Okay.
How's it feel?
I feel all right.
I mean, I finally got on the apps, but why I need your advice is somebody I met in real life,
not on the app.
Oh.
Oh.
Hey.
That's fun.
How'd you do that?
Well, her name's Megan, and I met her at the grocery store.
What?
Dude, that's like such a stereotype.
People say the best place to meet a chick.
Do they really say that?
Yeah, well, I don't know.
Why?
But they say that.
I stop wearing my AirPods to the grocery store.
It's so romantic at the grocery store, especially when they have the thunder over by the produce
section.
Oh, you get kids in the rain.
Yeah.
That's hot, dude.
The odds the timing was this.
How did you meet Megan there?
Just we caught each other's eyes and then we kept finding each other on almost every eye.
Oh, you need bread too?
I needed bread.
Okay.
That's kind of cute.
Yeah, to the point where like she jokingly had to ask me, are you following me with a smile?
I love, I mean, I'll tell you, when women say that, it's like joking, but also we also need to know.
One hand on the pepper spray.
Yeah.
All right.
You know, I asked her right back, though.
Are you following me?
And that started up like a small conversation.
We just talked about what was in our cart, you know?
Oh, yeah.
That's easy.
You're going to make tacos tonight, huh?
You guys went deep on that first convo.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, and that led to me asking for her number.
I just went for it.
Yeah.
Yeah, I got her number.
Wow.
Well, that must make you feel really confident after, like you said,
you went through that tough breakup for like a year ago.
finally going out into the world
and meeting somebody
that you connect with instantly?
What have people been complaining about?
This is so easy.
Did it lead to an actual date?
It did.
Wow.
And there was no ghosting involved?
Well, except for now.
Maybe.
Look how jaded we all are in this room.
Like, you really met again?
Oh, my God.
No way.
Well, you're jumping ahead.
There was some ghosting.
Oh.
Okay.
Yeah.
I mean, we did meet up.
I suggested we go out for dinner like in a restaurant just to get to know or more.
But she countered with just like, I don't feel like going out.
Can we just watch a movie?
And I said, sure.
And she suggested my place.
She suggested your place.
That's a great sign, bro.
Is it?
Or, I mean, like, are you?
Because I feel like it's a good sign for just like a one night hangout situation.
It's not a good sign if you're.
I just meant it's a good sign that she's comfortable enough to come to your place.
I can see that.
I can see that.
I can see that.
Not anything else.
She stole Brooks line.
I think it's a very good sign.
So how did it go?
I felt very comfortable and relaxed.
All we ended up doing was just watching a movie, had a couple of drinks.
Oh, wait, you guys didn't fool around?
No, didn't lead to any of that.
That's okay.
It's a first hangout.
Oh, okay.
This isn't my Brooks hangouts.
You're not wrong, Jeff.
So then, I thought the night would go on a little longer,
but she said she had to go and get something from her car real quick.
She was like, I got to run to my car real quick.
I didn't even think of it.
I was having a good time.
And that's when she just never came back.
That's a dramatic way to leave.
Wow.
Whoa.
I feel like that's something Alexis would do.
She just doesn't know how to say.
I really would.
You literally dip out.
Or is just a trail like, oh, wait, I left it at home.
It's same was when you're meeting someone at a second bar, like a restaurant to a bar.
It's like, see you there.
Yeah.
It's a little concerning, though.
Did you reach out to her afterwards?
Yeah.
I was concerned.
I'm like, I hope no one snatched her up or something.
Yeah.
I texted.
I even called the number.
I mean, no reply for quite a bit.
And then she finally got back to me.
And all she just sent a text over and it just said,
hey, sorry, it's not going to work out between us.
That was it.
We're so jaded.
You're right, because I think that's polite.
I'm like, oh, that's nice of her to reject you.
But she ditched him into his face.
But it's weird that there's no explanation for why.
Yeah, exactly.
After she invited herself to hang out at your apartment?
But I don't feel like your own explanation after only one hangout, Jeff.
Yeah, that's a good point, too.
It's not like you hung out multiple times.
That's the thing.
It's an o-it, but we want it.
Do you want to see her again?
I just want to know what was the turnoff, because I'm confused.
Was it my apartment?
Was it something I did?
I don't know.
I like that you're blaming yourself.
That's a good start.
Okay.
This might lead to me being embarrassed.
Who care?
Let's find out.
what I did so I can, you know.
If there's something wrong that you're doing,
it's good to know it up ahead of time.
So let's come back.
We're going to call Megan for you, Michael.
Oh, it's so weird.
Brooke's husband and Brooke's best friend's name.
Wow.
Don't think about that when we do our next call here.
And you took her lines.
She's going to be bad.
When we do your second date update right after this, hold on.
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Second date update.
It was the comeback after the road.
romantic setback, followed by a slight drawback.
Okay.
Because our listener Michael finally got back into the dating game
after going through a tough breakup about a year ago.
Yeah.
Didn't find his match online, though.
Found her in the grocery store.
Yes.
Holding two big cantaloupes.
What?
He never said that.
Well, that's Jose's dream of how they met.
But her name was Megan,
and eventually they arranged a little Netflix and Chill Night back at Michael's
apartment, which went really well.
And was her idea.
That was her idea.
It was very important to mention.
Things kind of fell apart, though, when she said she had to grab something from her car and never returned.
I'm wondering if she was hoping for something more that never was materializing.
Oh, that he didn't pick that?
Well, they watched the whole movie.
Yeah.
We weren't.
I was like, you guys didn't do anything.
Was the had to grab something from the car thing a lie?
Alexis says yes from experience.
But we don't know that.
Yes, we do.
She didn't know a lie.
Anything for sure. We do know it's not a good sign.
Alexis is still confused on what a lie is.
You lost me. The point is she didn't want to be there.
Okay. That would mean that she lied.
Yes. Yes, she did, Jeff.
But again, we don't know. We just know it's not a good sign. Also not a good sign.
Megan texted him days later confirming it's not going to work.
That's why.
I did not know after all of those things, Jeff. I think it's very clear.
We need to be impartial people in the middle here. Isn't that right, Michael?
You want an impartial audience?
Yes. And like, I am very hopeful.
hopeful that I'm going to get something positive out of that.
It'll be an easy correction to make.
I think your positivity is really sweet.
Do you hear the condescending tone in her voice?
Yeah, I'm not hopeful to get another date out of this.
It's not like trying to get her back with me.
I just want to become better at dating.
Okay.
See, and that's sweet.
It's sweet that you think you can get better.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Well, we're all going to try our best for you here, Michael.
Let's call Megan for you and see if she answers and what she asks
to say. Here we go. Hi, we're looking to talk with Megan.
I'm speaking. Oh. Hey, Megan. Hey. Hello.
You're awfully chipper. I'd be so scared if I got a group phone call. Yeah. I don't know if you
realize you're on the radio right now with a show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Are you serious? Yes. Welcome to the show, Megan.
Hi, guys. I guess. Thanks for answering. Okay. I don't know how to deal with this podcast.
positivity on the other end. We don't normally get this.
We've got two positive people that we've talked to today. That's true. You don't know this,
Megan, but earlier, the other positive person we spoke to was a guy named Michael that you went on a date with.
Are you serious? Yes. Yes. We love his energy, too. Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You're just freaking out.
You sound excited.
Oh, no, that's the word. Well, I don't know what.
Okay, wait. You said Michael, like Michael called you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, because we're doing something called the second date update.
We're trying to help him figure out if when you two hung out and did Netflix over at his apartment,
if something went wrong during that night.
Well, he knows something went wrong because you left and didn't come back.
Well, we don't know what the problem was.
If it was on your end, if it was something he did.
Oh, my gosh.
I cannot believe this is happening.
Wait.
All right.
We're on a limited time, so we need to have you believe sooner.
So start to believe you're on the radio now.
Are you excited to hear Michael's name again?
I don't know if I'd say excited.
Okay.
Okay.
Is you embarrassed?
Oh.
Embarrassed for you?
Absolutely, 100%.
Why?
I thought it was a name.
What happened?
Okay.
I don't even know where to begin.
I really don't even know if I should tell you.
Oh, my God.
Oh.
No, we love humiliating stories.
We are walking embarrassments to everyone that we know.
Like, you are in the right company.
We're really just trying to help out Michael because he's really concerned feeling like he did something wrong on the date.
So let me just say, I've never done anything like this before.
What do you mean?
Alexis says that on the first date, too, a lot.
So I know that's moved.
Why didn't you run out on the meeting?
Just like this.
Oh, I swear.
Like, seriously, guys, I'm a good person.
I promise.
Uh-oh.
Why?
What do you talking about?
What does that have to do with anything?
Okay, so I kind of didn't bump into Michael at the grocery store, like, not by accident.
What do you mean?
What?
I don't know if he told you, like, we met in a grocery store or not.
Yeah.
He said you guys, like, randomly kept bumping into each other kind of multiple times in the store.
Yeah, well, I'm kind of like, I know his ex-girlfriend.
Wait, what?
Yeah, like we're in a book club together.
So, you know, we're girl pals.
We chill, we talk, you know.
Wait, so you saw him in the grocery store by chance,
or you went there because you knew he was going to be there?
Yeah, I kind of followed him there because...
Oh, wait.
Why?
She basically was, like, venting one day,
and she was like, my ex-boyfriend won't give me back my guitar.
So...
Oh, my God.
One thing leads to the next.
And, um, yeah.
Yeah, so we kind of set up to, you know, run into Michael at the grocery store.
The whole thing was a setup so you could go in and steal her guitar back?
He didn't see if you leave with the guitar?
I didn't steal anything.
That's hers.
Oh, me.
Yeah.
At least that's what she says.
Is this what really happens at Book Club?
You don't read any books?
Yeah, Brooke.
You do the book for like 15, 20 minutes.
You discuss it.
And then the rest of it.
against all of your exes for the rest of the time?
I mean, if it needs to happen, it needs to happen, Jeff.
I mean, she's not getting revenge.
She's just trying to get her guitar back.
That's different.
I have had reconnaissance missions like this myself.
I know that's like another 20-minute long story that we don't need to get into.
No, we don't need to.
The important thing that we need to get to here, Megan, is letting you know that Michael is actually on the other line right now,
listening to this conversation.
It's fine.
I mean, it's not like you were ever going to see him again.
Well, kind of ruins your plan.
What do you mean?
Didn't she already get the guitar?
Michael, are you hearing this?
Yeah, I do not know what to say right now.
Michael, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.
I really am.
Are you?
Unbelievable.
Tell me, is the guitar from my house gone?
Yeah, I slipped it outside the door when I went to the bathroom.
That's so, I mean, deep.
Cunning.
I mean, Jeffrey is like, does it know, you're stunned.
I'm, I'm shocked.
I didn't see this coming because, I mean, what is the history of the guitar?
Whose guitar is it?
It's my exes, yeah.
Why the hell what did you get back?
Why are you holding onto it?
It was a gift.
I just held on to it, you know?
It was a messy end.
I don't want to get into it at all, but it was,
I'm trying to get better.
You're trying to get better.
Well, when you say it's a messy breakup, this makes it a messy break up.
Yeah, you're not helping.
It sounds like you were the issue.
Some women, like, some women hold, like, on to the issue.
the sweaters from their ex-boyfriends and cry.
He holds on to his ex-girlfriend's
guitar and cries into it.
Which is expensive. Go with the
dirty old sweatshirt. I'm sorry,
man. She just said, like, basically
you kept making excuses, so I
wanted to help her out.
Oh. Yeah. I just didn't want
to see her kind of thing. It wasn't really about
keeping it out of a spider anything.
Could have left it somewhere. I will
say, like, you are a really nice
guy. Like, you were really fitable.
You were really cordial. You didn't try
anything crazy.
And you're not even mad hearing about this, like, elaborate plan to get the guitar back out
from under your nose.
It's more amazing that you pulled it off.
Then why would I be angry about that?
You're impressed.
I think it's amazing you didn't know it was missing.
Yeah.
Well, he doesn't.
I guess he doesn't play.
Yeah.
It's more his girlfriend's thing.
But is there still, like, was there ever romantic connection between you two, Megan and
Michael?
Wait, you're going to make that happen?
Isn't that the goal of this call?
Sorry, Michael.
I'm actually engaged.
Whoa.
And you and out with the guy, does your engaged fiancé know about this?
Probably.
It's kind of funny story.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
He knows all about it and he thinks it's hilarious.
Oh, okay.
Oh, my God.
He's internet.
It's kind of funny.
I'm happy I didn't make a move.
So, okay, well, clearly there's no connection between the two of you.
But Megan, Michael did want to get some dating advice out of this segment.
Oh, that's true.
Oh, yeah.
Do you have any that you want?
want to share with him to maybe help him out going forward?
Yeah, Michael, you definitely got to be more aware of your surroundings and don't bring people
to your house.
Okay.
That's very nice.
You didn't notice someone stalked you to a grocery store.
That's true.
Just assume every girl you meet wants to steal something from it.
Oh, man.
Wow.
That is a hard reality right there.
Your first date, Michael, back in the dating world after a year.
Right.
It's a set up.
to get your guitar out of your apartment.
Lesson learned here.
Yeah.
You got finessed.
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Man, at this point, if you're him, do you trust anybody in the dating world going forward at this point?
Or you just go straight to online dating with criminals in prison?
Oh, man.
I mean, is there trust left in the dating world?
I don't think even currently.
I mean, I think that he, you know, he was the one last shred of hope that we had.
And that's gone.
But if that happened to me and I met somebody and found out it was all just a scam to steal from my apartment, that's where I'd be headed.
Felonflings.com.
I'm logging on and taking the easy way out.
Look, you're going to steal from me anyway.
Might as well just tell you your crimes first.
Yeah, I wanted to just know.
I ended up feeling like it was all his fault.
Because he should have returned her stuff.
Yeah.
It was a lesson.
Yeah.
That for sure was a problem.
But it's also not great to, like, create a whole ruse about a romantic date and lead a guy on just to steal from him.
Well, if he's not giving a guitar back, I say, do what you got to do.
That's what I say.
Justified, according to Brum.
I think everyone got a little something for themselves out of it.
Luckily, that's right, Jose.
The good news is he didn't seem devastated by it.
He was actually impressed that they were able to pull it off.
My part was when he laughed, he was like, well, I mean, I don't even play guitars.
Yeah.
I said, am I?
It's like, why wasn't he giving it back?
Just keep it back.
Oh, bright.
It's an ex.
That's all.
Something good.
came of it in the very end.
Hopefully we can bring some positivity to your dating life if you email us.
We'll call that person who's not calling you back.
Go check out all of our second date updates wherever you get yours at Brooke and Jeffrey.
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
You can tell a lot about a first date by how you leave things at the very end of the night.
That's a huge tell.
Did you end it with a tender kiss?
Double fist bump maybe?
Or possibly a little.
lingering wet willie.
Ew.
Each one of those sends a pretty clear message about where you stand.
You should be wearing earplugs, ladies.
Yeah, that's for sure.
But what does it mean when you end the night with a multi-person group hug?
Oh.
What the hell?
I did not see that option.
Yeah, it's the reason one of our listeners is so confused after his date ended in maybe the weirdest way possible.
But he says,
still does have some interest.
So it couldn't have been that bad.
So it's not like a wet willy.
No, wasn't that?
You'll hear what went down in your second date update right after this.
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Second date update.
We've been doing these calls for a while now and found it's not unusual for a woman
to bring one of her friends along with her on a first date.
Yeah.
I mean, it's normally.
Yeah, normally you tell someone beforehand that you're going to, depending where she sits at the place too.
Sometimes they're upfront about it and just very open.
Sometimes, though, they keep it a secret where they have them hide somewhere in a nearby booth or inside of a decorative plant,
spying with binoculars to make sure everything's kosher.
I'm sure you won't get noticed then.
Yeah.
What's a giant plant doing in this McDonald's.
Why is it moving?
We've definitely heard that before, but is it unusual if the friend that she brings with her is a guy?
Oh, man.
Because apparently that happened to one of our listeners recently.
Leo, is that true?
Your date showed up with another dude?
Yeah.
Wait.
Oh, wow.
That can't, I mean, I have guy best friends.
Yeah, me too.
You know, that could be fine.
Did she tell you beforehand that that was what was going to happen?
No, no, actually, yeah.
And by the way, Brooke has hooked up with almost all of her guy best friends.
So I don't know if it's a great thing.
That's because you got to just try it out and see if that's how.
you like each other and then you're like, nah, that didn't work.
Brooks, like, you're bringing a friend that's another target.
Okay.
Run us through how this all happened.
Like, start with how you met her.
So, like, I met this girl, Christy.
I'm in, it's this bike club.
It's like a group on Facebook and it's just people get together.
We, like, ride every, like, couple weekends.
And that's cool.
I started talking to her.
Yeah, no, it's actually awesome.
And I've met a lot of people.
But I met Christy and I just really liked her and I asked her out.
Cute.
Okay.
What a great way to ask somebody out, too.
Like, you already have shit.
Yeah, no, and she's amazing.
I was so excited.
Okay.
And I show up and she's there, but she's sitting at the table with this other guy.
Oh.
And she's like, oh yeah, this is David.
Oh.
Huh.
No official title for David or distinction, like not my brother or my friend or my parole officer.
Yeah.
It's legally has to be here.
Yeah.
How was the vibe, like between them?
Did you feel like they had chemistry?
Did it feel friendly?
Did it feel sexual?
Good question.
I mean, they were definitely really comfortable with each other.
Okay, you may be going to tell then.
All right.
This is my first thought.
Is either she is in a open relationship and thought you maybe knew, could that be it?
Well, did not get a heads up by any means on that.
Okay.
And like, don't me wrong, like, David's a nice guy.
But, like, there would be moments where they would just talk with each other or make obviously, like, inside jokes that I didn't get.
You stayed for the whole dinner?
That's what I was going to ask.
I paid for the dinner
You paid for their dinner
For yourself for Christy and for David
It seemed like he was just part of the package
And I'm still not sure how to unpack that
Okay
That's true I think I could see why naturally you're like
I'm on a date I offered to pay
So I'll pay for whoever
Of a guy friend though to be okay
Why would a guy friend want to sit in on you on a date
You know?
That's why I feel like they really could be besties
Like true
My best guy friends would tell me that's weird
I get it that, like, women want to make sure that there's someone around.
I'm like, I can understand that.
But I was just so shocked that it was this guy.
Well, yeah.
And typically, it's like you want security if it's somebody you've never met before.
You've already met this person.
You meet up with them once a month during a bite bomb.
Like, you should have some rapport.
I think I gave a pretty good impression that I'm not a serial killer,
but I respect that boundary.
So, wait, did you ever find out who he was?
How did the date end?
No, okay.
So we were there for like an hour and a half.
We did flirt.
Like, we all had like collective conversation.
Oh, so you were flirting with David too.
Oh, no.
Yeah, that's good, man.
Make her jealous.
I mean, I wasn't going to be rude, but it was so weird that when I left, I,
I sort of just almost jokingly, like, reached out and gave them both a group hug.
Oh.
Wait, you group, wait, together?
Well, they were going to leave together.
so I just hugged them both.
Wow.
I actually like that.
I was like, we should all hang out again sometime,
and I don't know why the hell I said that.
You handle it so well.
Yeah, because if that is her bestie,
then he'll be like, oh, he was a nice guy.
He hug us both.
Or you just friend zoned yourself.
Yeah?
Maybe.
But that's the risk you take
when you're on a triple date you weren't planning on.
That's true.
That's true.
So where are we at now with you and Christy?
Oh, yeah.
All right.
So the way I handled that gets me into this.
situation where I'm the one that's not responding and she has been calling me and texting me
and they wants to know when we should all hang out together and I don't know why I said it but now
I'm like I really don't want to hang out with David. Yeah, obviously. You gave him a hug like you
basically let him on. I feel like she's setting you up with him right now. What do you want us to do?
My goal is to have a one-on-one date with her.
That's why I wanted originally, and I don't know if that's even possible anymore.
So you want, with our call here, for us to surgically remove David from the situation
and have it just be a one-on-one with you and Christy.
Got him out of it.
Okay.
Okay.
In the most respectful way possible, we need to figure out how to convince her to do that.
David's got to go.
I mean, nothing on David.
No, he's a cool dude, but I don't want him to hang out.
I don't want to date David.
Okay.
But he's really handsome, though, right?
No comment.
Oh, my God.
The more handsome he is, the harder this is going to be.
We're going to find out when we call Christy and try and get you your second date update coming up right after this.
Hold on.
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Second date update.
In the dating world, it can be hard to get just one person wanting to hang out with you.
But our listener, Leo, is a lucky man who has interest from.
two people at the same time.
You're kind of framing it weird.
Let's go.
That's the situation. One is his date, Christy.
The other is the random dude that Christy came to the restaurant with that night named David.
Yeah.
We can't even say friend because I guess we didn't get closure on.
That's the thing.
We don't know is David her friend, her brother, her lover, her stepdad.
We don't really know.
That was never made clear the entire night.
David got a free meal.
Hey.
David did.
And potentially met the stepdad?
It's possible.
The thing is, it's awkward because Christy's been asking if all three of them can hang out together again.
But Leo isn't really up for that.
He wants to cut David out of the picture.
Yeah.
Look at that, David.
So that's why he's asked us for help today.
You're not David.
No.
You're Leo.
Sorry.
She's just excited for all the guys.
This is why I can't juggle more than one at a time.
She wants to flirt with both of you.
Yeah.
Um, you don't seem as excited as we are. You didn't even consider the stepdad option, did you?
I think it's so wild. You went through an entire dinner and you still couldn't figure out how David was connected to your friend, Chris.
Seriously.
I know. Like, it was awkward and I just didn't know how to play that.
Yeah.
Yeah. Weird. Like, so who are you? You know, I kind of get it. You're just going with the flow open.
Avoid conflict. Yeah, yeah.
I can't wait to hear how David feels about the group hug.
That's right. They did have the three-way.
hug, so they're at least connected.
By our boy, Leo.
Yeah, out of panic, it sounded like, more than anything.
I didn't know what to do.
I did panic a little.
It was weird. Group hugs are not a bad thing.
Yeah.
It's so funny.
I think you handled it okay. I cannot wait for this call.
But we're going to try and help you out just to get a date with only Christi if she's
even up for that.
I don't know.
That might not be her style.
Is only David an option?
No, I don't think he's into that.
No offense, but no.
Got it.
Everyone has their own likes.
Yeah, but Christy might take offense.
So let's call her and see how she feels about it.
Hopefully she picks up, but here we go.
Hello.
Hey, is this Christy?
Yeah.
Oh.
Hey, Christy.
Hey.
How you doing today?
Good morning.
You're on a radio show right now called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Um, okay.
Yeah.
Sorry, I'm confused.
I know.
It's okay.
We're doing a segment right now called the second date update.
We're calling on behalf of one of our listeners and friends of the show that you went out with recently, named Leo.
Yeah, Leo.
I mean, I've been texting Leo.
Right.
We heard a little bit about your hangout.
And I don't know the right way to say this.
I mean, this is different than we normally do.
It is different.
Because we know that you're interested in seeing him again.
He said that there's been communication about setting up another hangout between you, Leo.
and the other guy that was there that night named David.
It was a fun night.
I mean...
It sounded like it.
Totally.
There's a little bit of a question mark, though, around, you know, basically what's going on?
I love that Jeff has to do this.
Why is it so hard?
Well, we're trying to figure out what the dynamic is between the three of you.
Right.
Okay.
Well, I'll explain it.
But first, like, do you think there's any way you can, like,
help me convince Leo to go out with me again.
I mean, I really liked him and I kind of thought he liked me too.
Yes.
Well, yes.
With you, I don't think we'll have any problem getting him to agree to go out with you.
Honestly, I think it's like sold.
The problem that Leo has is with the David part.
No, no, he has to go out with me and David.
What?
Yeah.
What are you guys like a package or something?
Why is it so important that it has to be all three of you going out at once?
Actually, it's more than three of us.
There's a fourth.
What?
Hold on.
What the heck?
Wait, wait.
There's more.
This is a Love Square now?
Well, they're not going to connect.
The guys aren't connected.
Wait, wait, is it another guy or is it a girl?
Um, okay, so it is another guy, but it's not what you think.
I don't even know what guy.
Yeah, you got to clear this up for us, Christy.
We're really confused.
Because it has to be what we think.
No, no, it really isn't.
Okay, so the third guy, the fourth person, he was actually filming secretly.
He was filming our date.
Getting worse.
Wait, wait.
Filming the date?
Filming where?
In the restaurant, too.
He was just at another table, kind of pretending he wasn't doing what he was doing.
Okay.
What's the point of that?
Yeah, why?
Because I am really doing well on TikTok right now, and there's this trend.
It's called two dates one night.
Two dates one night?
Oh, uh-oh.
Like a challenge?
Yeah, two-date one-night challenge.
So wait, so you set up a date with David and set up a date.
date with Leo at the same time all for TikTok.
Yeah, and it's
really, really well. My video, it's like
it's totally going viral. But it's all for
cloud. So it's it offensive?
Wait, wait, why didn't you tell
him? Because then it wouldn't
be legit. I mean, everyone would know what it stayed.
Oh, no. So part
of the challenge is going on a date
with two guys at the same time and neither of them
knows about it. Yeah, but I'm interested
in both. I like both. So wait, that means
in the comment section they must be voting for
who they like the most. Oh my God.
I kind of have been to this now.
Exactly.
There's so many people voting.
Oh, my God.
Are you some, like, wizard that you're able to get these two guys to stay?
That's pretty.
Brooke, be careful.
Your jealousy is showing.
I think that's crazy.
You must be, like, so lovely and, like, such a personable, charismatic person in order to convince two dudes to hang around.
Well, I don't know about that, but I'm not bad looking.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
And everyone had a fun night, they said.
Yeah.
I don't know if Leo's having as much fun, though, listening and hearing all of this because, Christy, you should know Leo is on the phone right now.
She's not even videotaping.
Well, we're recording this for our podcast.
You know, you just ruined my TikTok?
Oh, yeah, we're so worried.
I'm sorry.
I apologize for that.
We may post a clip of this on our TikTok.
Leo, man, are you still there?
I'm just trying to process what I just heard.
Oh, buddy.
I didn't know what to expect.
It was weird to begin with, but this was like I'm honestly, weirdly impressed in a way.
Okay.
I feel like I went through the same emotions.
And Brooke said that.
Yeah, she's impressed too.
So this is all a social media thing?
Yes, but I do like you.
She likes that you get her lots of views.
That's for sure.
I mean, what are you going to do at the second date with Leo and David again?
That's the best things that have a part two of your video.
But like, was that going to be the big reveal?
Was that when you were going to tell them?
No, I was going to do a sequel first, obviously.
Yeah.
She was going to reveal at the double marriage when they're both on the altar at the same time.
By the way, guys, this is all on TikTok.
They still don't know who each other are.
Who will show up at the wedding?
We'll see when the door's open.
Yeah.
If I'm Leo, I would question whether or not your feelings were valid.
That's fair, but we did go on a date.
it was a good time and I do like him.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, but if the tables were turned
and you showed up to a dude
and he had another girl sitting there.
Well, that's different.
I mean, it's different when you're a girl.
Yeah, because she's hot, Brooke, remember?
Yeah, that's probably in.
That voids every other rule in the book.
So, Leo, you've been listening here.
You've kind of heard what Christy has to say.
Do you believe her?
I don't think it's that I don't believe you.
I don't understand what this is or why.
you would do it.
Leo, all of social media is hard to understand why things are the way that they are
and why things get popular.
It doesn't make any sense.
This feels like explaining any TikTok trend to Jeff right now.
It's just crazy and weird and people want to watch it.
So we would like to arrange that second meetup if you're still open to it, Leo.
We're really paying for one plate.
Wait, why are we asking him?
Well, things have changed because now that Leo knows more about the whole situation and the
motives. I think it's only fair since he's our listener to get the okay from him first.
Oh, for sure. That's respectable. I just can't believe he'd want to. Well, let's find out.
So, Leo, I'm just going to go ahead and ask you, would you be willing to go out again with Christy or Christy and David or maybe just David?
Come on. There's options, Jeff. I mean, there's a lot of different ways you can work at triangle.
Is there any interest on the other side? That's not going to work. Not for me. No.
Okay.
Okay, well, I mean, I'm a little disappointed, and I don't want this to tell
weird, it's kind of awkward, but do you know anyone that looks like you?
Oh, good.
Wait for the video?
It's really doing well.
You can't trick the Leo fans.
You're crazy.
Who does that?
I'm crazy?
Yeah, I'll be crazy famous pretty soon, so you missed out.
Oh, man.
I think famous and infamous are two different things.
still. Leo, you're going to look back at this call
as the moment that both of your
ones got away.
I think that doesn't add to it too, right?
I don't know how it works either.
David does owe me dinner, though.
Yeah, he does.
I would watch that TikTok video for sure.
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Well, that was unexpected.
Wow.
Yeah.
Honestly, like, I feel like there's so many other options that would have been better.
Yeah.
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Couldn't have predicted the two dates one night TikTok challenge.
And where's David?
Where's David's outrage at this?
Is he just going along with it all?
Does he know? Exactly.
Maybe he appreciates all the fame that he's getting from TikTok.
No, I feel like he doesn't know.
I think he's out there wondering who the hell Leo is.
Maybe.
That's possible.
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Where is our invites to be in one?
Literally don't date.
You can DM, Jim.
You could have been in one and you don't know it.
Yeah, Jim.
You're the culprit.
Oh, yeah, I should go check out the for-you page and see if I'm on.
But look, I understand Leo's stance.
It's just sometimes I think you need to put your standards and your self-respect to the side.
Wait, you're saying he should have gone out with them?
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Oh, yeah, clout.
Yeah, it says the guy who barely posts a picture of his dog.
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I could be famous, but I don't feel like it right now.
That's what it is.
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Yeah, whatever you want.
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