Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update Classics: Update My Dino Profile + Doodle Worthy 

Episode Date: May 23, 2026

Part 1 One of our listeners went down a weird internet rabbit hole and what she found changed her whole approach to dating… Hear what she learned in your Second Date Update! Part 2 The guy on the phone today tried a UNIQUE STRATEGY to extend his date.… and even he admits, it was WAY more cringe than he thought it would be…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Because two is officially better than one. Welcome to your second date classes. I see what you did there. Yeah, there you go. It's Brickett Jeffrey in the morning. We're putting two classics back to back for you so you can get whatever you need to get done done today. Yeah. And just have a little dose of second date on your Saturday. Or the opposite, don't do anything. And just sit and listen. Unproductive. You know?

It was too good. You got distracted. We don't judge you. All right. Just enjoy. It starts right now. Nowadays, you can find some weird stuff on the internet. Yeah.

And when I say weird, I mean, glow in the dark toilet rolls with a yodeling pickle. Weird. Why do I feel like that's going to be my mom's next Christmas present? Yeah. Oh, yodeling pickle. You can even find. dates on there, baby. But how are they going to find you?

That's the question. And one of our listeners went down that rabbit hole. And what she found changed the whole way she approached online dating. Today, she's going to tell us the secret trick that she learned to get herself more swipes. So why is she reaching out to us exactly? I guess we'll find out in your second date update, extra weird edition. Coming up next. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Second date update. There's a lot of confusing information out there about how to attract a mate online. That's what the video says how to catch your mate. Is that what you're Googling? Maybe that's why the information is so bad. He printed out a how-to sheet from Yahoo. He had you tell it's right in front of it.

It's so conflicting, though. It's like be super clear with your intentions. but also be mysterious and coy. Make sure to be super funny and playful, but don't be joky, or they're going to think you're not serious. What does it make sense, Jeff? Show them who you really are, even if you run a puppy mill. Let them know.

Okay. And one of our listeners says she got swept up in the confusion of how to maximize your dating profile. But in the end, I guess it turned out to be a good thing for her. Well, I don't know. She's on the phone with us, so. Let's figure it out. Cynthia, welcome.

to the show. Tell us what happened. Hi, guys. So good to be here. Oh, well that's good. Cynthia. Look at you. Try an extra hard again. Yeah. So what happened? How did you get swept up in the confusion of the online dating? Well,

Google is free, but it's a jungle. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, you ask Google for advice instead of like your friends? What should she ask? Her friends. Oh. No, I feel like you should run your profile by your friends and see

what they think, if it's showing you in the best light or not. That's a good point. Well, we get there eventually. Okay. So I'm looking up all these different ways on how I can get more matches with online dating. And some of the things I found were that if your profile picture has your hair out of your face, you're 27% more likely to get a match.

Yeah, unless you have an ugly face. Oh. Bro. Oh, wow. Sorry about her. Is that what the problem is, Cynthia? Can you confirm that for Brooke over here? I shaved my head and no one's matching.

Did no one else think that? No. I didn't think that. I was thinking it was big on TikTok for all. They said guys like hair up. Oh. More than down gets attention. I don't think about it.

Okay. So 27% more likely if you have your hair up out of your face. Right. And 76% more likely if you have a teeth smile, if you smile with your teeth. Oh. That's assuming you have all your teeth in there, right? I'm missing with you. I smile with my gums.

I got a little gummy smile. That's only because your ratio. Yeah. Okay. Anything else? This is one from my side that I also find to be pretty true. If you're alone in your pictures, no friends, no one else in the photo, you're 60% more likely to get up. Yeah.

I swear. More likely? There's been times where I'm swiping and I'm like, what girl is the girl? Because every picture is a girl. That's part of the fun, Jose. It's like, ooh, it's. Spin the wheel. Who am I going to get? I think okay alone aside just all group is weird.

Yeah. Every single one. So wait. What'd you go with? Did you do some group, some solo? Do you do all one way? Well, no, I did all just single photos of me because I find that when I'm swiping for guys, if I have to guess who you are in the photo, I'm not going to.

I'm just going to play. Okay. So did you take all that advice? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I tried it. And I forgot nothing after a week, nothing. Nothing? Nothing?

Nothing? Really? You know, they were like weirdos, of course, like guys who weren't very interested. So what did you change? What did you do to change your luck? Well, she couldn't change her face up, Brooke. Like, it's not very nice to tell her to get surgery before. Yeah, what'd you do, do with you?

Can we, like, move off of that and maybe get to, how did you change your dating profile? That's what I asked, Johnny. What did you change about yourself? It was the way you said it, right? Yeah, we all knew. So what happened? So I just ended up asking my friend what she thought of what I had uploaded. Wait, Brooke actually, that's exactly what you said.

What's your friend say? She said it looked like a velociraptor. No. Oh, you're going to wasted. Were you burying your teeth or smiling? She kept saying that I had such big teeth and that with my hair pulled back, like my forehead looked so big. How dare she? Are you mad or are you like,

I can see it. I mean, I was humbled for sure. I'm trying to figure out who's meaner, your friend, or Brooke. I would never say that to my friend. Not to her face, no. Oh, my God. Oh, wow. Okay, so she gave you a few tips to change stuff?

That was kind of all she said. I guess her tough love pushed me to kind of just go back to the drawing board and just go back to what I was already doing. Okay. Her advice is like, just start looking for a dinosaur. Are we ever going to get a date here? Are we, like, what happened? Well, so I ended up just posting what I felt was right for me.

Good. I ended up getting a date with this guy, Aaron. Okay. Oh, cool. Yeah, we ended up texting. We went out for, like, pizza and wine and stuff. And it's funny because I told him about, you know, my experience was trying to update my profile. And that was kind of the topic of conversation for most of the night.

We laughed about it and ended up taking pictures of each other, you know, in dinosaur poses. Oh, my God. Oh, really? Oh my God I love it See good sense of humor Embrace it And now you bonded

Although everybody else In the pizza parlor Was like what the heck is going on With that They're in their own world Oh my god Your pet names for each other Are already Raptor

So what's happened since then? I haven't been able to hang out with him In like a month That was like a month ago And it sounds like you've been taxi It just hasn't lined up Yeah Like your schedules haven't lined up

You haven't been able to find a good time and I just, I don't know, I'm getting a little discouraged. I felt like, you know, we lost a bit of momentum. And I was just wondering if you guys could give me some advice or help me out a little bit with it. Oh, gosh. Well, Brooke's going to tell you to change the way your voice sounds. So maybe you don't want to ask us her advice.

I wasn't talking about her, okay? You sound amazing. You sound fun. You sound funny and self-deprecating. I know, but what about her, Brooke? I know with me, but what about her? You know what? We're just going to call this guy, Aaron, for you.

When we come back and do your second date update right after this. Hold on. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. On the phone with us today. You are not playing this song. Oh my God. Is a woman who just updated her dino dating profile.

No. The majestic Cynthiaaurus Rex. I think there was a lot worse dinosaurs she could have been compared to. That's true. We're going to call her C-Rex for short. Or maybe just Cynthia, which is her. normal name for human name. But the reason why we're poking fun about it is because

she found an article online with all these tips about what types of pictures you should take if you want to get better matches on dating sites. She found some ideas where you're supposed to pull your hair back, show more teeth, that's supposed to get more guys to swipe on you. But after a week online with no matches,

her friend told her the truth. The reason no guys are biting is because you look like a velociraptor. Yeah, it looks like you bite. But listen, the most ferocious of the dinosaur Yes. With a very muscular build. Not, yeah.

I don't know if that made it any better. It doesn't look like that. Normally, it's just with the new hair back do and the teeth bearing poses. It came across dino-lite. Yeah, but she finally realized she just needed to be herself. That was the good part. But it ended up being the topic of conversation on her date with a guy named Aaron. They had a great time together.

Problem is that was a month ago. And now she needs our help to get things jump started once again. Brooke, I'm afraid to even go to you. Every time you say something, it comes out offensive. But what do you want to say to Cretaceous Cynthia over here? No, I think it's good, Cynthia, that you and him have been talking. You've been trying to get something nailed down. I know it feels like maybe the, what is it called, momentum has dulled a little bit.

That's exactly what she said at the end of last saying. You're just repeating her. Listen, I just don't want you to come off as too needy. You know, like this is your only option because it's not, right? Yeah, you're wanted. Well, it might be your only option. Yeah. No, but we don't want to skewer that way.

Cynthia, can you dial down the desperate needy vibes that you're given towards Brooke right now? Oh my gosh. No, no problem. I don't mean to come off super needy. No, I don't think you are. You know, don't bring up again the fact that you weren't getting a lot of matches. Because that's what a needy person would do. Yeah.

You want to make it sound like this last month has been so packed and oh my God, I totally forgot to call you. So I'm going to have a radio station to do it. Squeeze you in maybe. Exactly. I texted you 20 times by accident. I mean, even if he says yes to a date, maybe you tell him that you're maybe available. Oh, no. It's been so long since Brooke has gone on the real first date.

It actually was the time of the dinosaurs. The last time I went out of first date. Brooke's like telling you hate him. I don't know. That would turn you on, Jose. We're going to cut the advice segment of this short and just call Aaron for you. How does that sound, C-Rex? Here we go

Let's just kidding Here we go, let's call him Oh Is you run a business? Aaron, what a formal way to answer Don't have to ask who it is Yeah That was not expecting that

We're a radio show And you're welcome for calling Thanks for answering A radio show Yeah, we're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning And we're doing a segment right now hoping that you'll be a part of it

It's too late You're already a part of it. So buckle up. Buckle up. What is this about? Perfect. This is about your dating life, actually. About a month ago, we went out with one of our listeners named Cynthia.

Cynthia. Yeah. You guys remember pizza and beer, I think. Wine. Wine, pizza and wine. Alcohol. Yeah. I remember Cynthia.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, we had a good time. That was a good date. Yeah. Oh, that's so great to hear. That's a good reaction. That's a nice to hear because we're all confused. We're trying to help her figure out if there's a reason why you're not getting back to her and wanting to see her again, if that's even true.

Yeah, well. Because she's super busy right now. Yeah, that's right. Thank you. Trying to pencil you in somewhere. Oh, she's busy? That's, well, that's probably good. Actually, I'm kind of busy too.

I'm really busy. Yeah. What are you so busy with? Well, other dates, as it turns out. Oh. That was blunt. Okay. I mean, expect that answer it. You guys aren't, yeah, serious. Yeah, good for you, man. Other like second date, third dates or just all first dates?

Well, a heck of a lot of first dates, really. Really? A couple of second dates. Yeah, it's all really new for me, I have to say. What is? All the attention that I'm getting online from my profile. It happened all of a sudden? Yeah, I don't know how much you told you about the date, but we were joking around. We just ended up taking these funny pictures. Oh, yeah.

I mentioned that, like dinosaurs. Yeah. Because that was like what she tried on her dating profile before and, like, was laughing about it. Well, yeah, and that's what we were doing in the photos. And they turned out pretty funny and just kind of as a goof after the date, I put one of the photos of me up on my profile. And you acting like a dinosaur? Yeah. And it was a hit.

What? What? I struck gold. Go figure. I started getting all these hits that, like, I've never gotten before. Wow. What's all this attention? Well, you're in some dinosaur algorithm?

I need to see the photo. It's the fact that he's with somebody. That's a proven fact. They were taking pictures of each other. Was it just you or was it both of you? It was just me, but it was all the tips and tricks and everything that she was talking about. I pulled my hair back. I showed my teeth and my smile.

Wait, so those things work for guys, but not. for girls? Or maybe just when you do them right. Is it just face shape? I don't know what it was. I put one of the photo up and I get all this attention. This is really crazy, but you know who would be really interested to learn this information? Yeah.

Is actually Cynthia herself who just happens to be on the other line right now. Yeah, she already heard it. Yeah, she's hearing this. She's not listening, is she? Yeah. Yeah. She's listening and she wants to talk to you right now, Erin. Oh, no, no.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cynthia? Aaron, I am shocked. Oh. I basically put you on. Yeah, you did. You wing-maned him. God.

Yeah, you deserve most of the credit. You took the picture. Oh, hey. That's a good point. You're a really good photographer, Cynthia. Can I did him a favor. Are you thanking her for getting you dates, bro? That's a little accidentally petty almost.

Well, okay, Cynthia, remember we talked, like, dating has been really hard for me. I'm just not used to getting attention. Well, now I am. I'm just going with it. I'm sorry. Okay. Well, this has got to be a little bit overwhelming to hear all this. Cynthia, how are you feeling right now?

Honestly, I'm a little hurt. I'm kind of shocked. Those pictures were just like joke pictures. I thought like we're kind of going to be like an inside joke between us. And now other girls like that, I guess. And now you're going to see all of them instead of me when I've been, you know, we've been in contact. No, no, I don't want to see them instead of you.

I want to see you, too. I just got to wait to get an opening. Oh. But Cynthia, you're really packed too, right? Right. I have to see if I can put you into my schedule as well. Oh, my God. That's right, Cynthia.

You both just don't have time for you. You know, she's not going to wait around all day, Aaron, just for you to show up. This is the catch. I have to say, honestly, Cynthia is a, she's a wonderful girl, and that wouldn't surprise me. I'm sure she gets a lot of attention. Oh. If I set something up, let's say next weekend, is that something that is available for you? She promised to cancel on like seven other guys just to make that happen for you, Erin.

She has seven dates that night. Yeah, let me check my calendar. Which day? Which day? Does next Saturday work? Wait, Saturday. With this coming Saturday? Maybe, how about five weeks?

What? Five Saturdays from now? That's your only three opening. Try a Monday. Try a Monday. No. Cancel with whoever Saturday chick is and put Cynthia in her place. There's five Saturday girls' book.

I mean, two such highly successful daters meeting right here on this show. I mean, that's a sign that you need to be saying, yes, Aaron. We'd love to send you out with Cindy one more time if you're up for it and we'll pay for the date. Yeah, I definitely want to go out with Cynthia again. But yeah, it's going to be a while. Oh, okay, I mean, Cynthia, are you still cool with that? Can you wait a little? A girl can only wait so long, we'll have to see.

Yeah. That's actually a good answer. Don't tell him yes or no. We know it's yes. Cynthia, in the meantime, I'm really getting a lot of practice, so that could only work in your favor. Oh, okay. I don't know how to practice at what. Please don't tell us.

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the funny because the two gen z's in the room ashton and Alexis are like stop yeah i'm saying you're Dumb if you don't know. The look is the Jurassic Pucker. Oh, more teeth, please. I can't believe that guy had so much success using the dinosaur pictures, and she had none. Yeah, but you gotta think, like, I bet he was starting with pictures that were terrible. You get one female to take one picture of a guy, and instantly they just look 800 times better. You are so right.

It is true. God, and my husband takes one picture of me, and I look like an old hat. Oh, my God. But like Alexis said, maybe some people out there just know how to do it the right way. Yeah. This one's the naughty triceratops. Oh, Jeffrey. I'm doing all of them.

I don't know if those two are actually going to go out, but I'm glad that we learned something new today. Sure. And the good thing is we can always help you with your dating life if you really want that. Yeah, we're not in Lululoo. No. Do the right thing. Email the show. We'll call that person

who's not calling you back. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Imagine you're wrapping up a great first date. Things are winding down, but you don't want the night to end just yet. Okay. How do you keep things going in a smooth way? Do you, A, pretend your cars are rental

and you don't know how to unlock the passenger door? It looks like we're here all that, girl. Yeah, that is scary. Option B. burst into tears and claim you can't be alone because you're afraid of the dark. Oh, no, she'll really want you that. She told me. That's hot.

Or option C, drop handcuffs over both your wrists and accidentally swallow the key. Oh, and I dropped something. Whoops, I didn't mean to do that. How did you do it so quickly? Well, one of our listeners tried a different strategy to extend his date night, and even he admits it was way more cringe than any of the. those options. Whoa.

You'll hear what he did in your second date update. Next. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. A few months ago, we heard one of the more romantic date stories from our show about a guy who was out with a woman when she randomly suggested they go into Ross dress for less. And then she disappeared. I don't remember that one.

Later found out she'd messed her pants and was looking to buy a new outfit in the store. God, if you would have led with that part, I totally would remember. Thankfully, they ended up going out again, but it didn't work out in the long run. It didn't. No, their situation got too messy, according to him. Okay. I don't know if that was a problem. I don't think we're going to ask for details or a follow-up on what that means. No, I only know that, though, because he's back on the show today, looking for love with a different woman. So let's welcome back Julian to the show. Julian, did this new lady run into a Walmart this time or a Bass Pro Shop? I'm trying to get a jump on this.

Where are we at? Hey, guys. Great to talk to you again. Oh, well, that's good. Way to ignore my question. Yeah. I guess we'll get to it in this. He thought it was more of a joke, less of a real question.

Yeah. I only do serious stuff on the show. You know that, Julian, but let's start with the name of the new girl that she met. What's her name? Fiona. Fiona, that's a nice name. How'd you meet her? I actually met her at the supermarket.

That's cute. Nice. Yeah, so we exchanged numbers and, you know, text, and she greets her calling me, which is great. That's cute. I love this. All right. Were you, like, really optimistic about this date, or what were you feeling?

Mostly about 70%. All right. You always have the nerves, but it's like, you know what? Let's just take a chance. Okay. Yeah. So what did you end up doing for your hangout? Well, basically, I picked up a her place, and we went to a glow-in-the-dark mini-golf.

Bye! Oh! I had a middle school field trip to a glow-in-the-dark mini-golf place. Never forgot it. Lots of shirt action. I don't think that's the analogy or this. story that he wanted. Well, I mean, it was sexy for me as a 12-year-old. As you smile and your teeth just glow. Yeah. So I feel the vibe. How was it for you? I enjoyed it. You know, sometimes, of course,

people could think it's just for kids, but it was actually a little romantic. And also, you know, we had drinks first. Okay. Fun. And then we start to play. But crazy enough, they didn't allow drinks on the green, I guess what we call it. On the green. What kind of a city? What kind of place doesn't allow drinking where children are? Maybe it's just too dark. Like, it's glowing the dark. It's too dark.

They're worried people will trim. Like, you add alcohol to the mix. It was actually a little bit of a bummer. I was wishing we can drink and do this. Yeah. But it was so cool what she did, right? She actually had snuck some airplane shots. It took the mud of her purse.

No. She came prepared. So we had shots like behind the glowing dragons, of course. Oh, that's a metaphor. Now you are back into sneaky middle schoolers. Yeah. Okay. The great thing is she's sarcastic, just like I am.

Okay. All right. So you guys got each other's sense of humor. You're drinking illegally on the mini golf course. Yeah. This all sounds good so far. And honestly, the 30% was I was kind of nervous because I didn't tell her where we were going. So she wore heels.

Oh. To play mini golf. Oh. Yeah. So that's my fault. I wanted to be kind of like spontaneous. Okay. Did she complain about her feet?

hurting because that's a lot of holes to see a little bit but you know what I'm going to take one for the team we're going to do something different so we exchange shoes wait what? Wait you gave her your shoes and you wore her heels yeah sure didn't I see a couple of videos on TikTok

your feet fit into her shoes not really I like more part of her shoes or just a few holes because I'm like a size 11 and a half and she's a size seven women so thankful she was wearing strappy heels instead of, you know, some pointed stilettos.

Yeah. I mean, so far, the date's sounding pretty good. It's playful. You guys are being sarcastic and fun with each other. Maybe you look even better in the heels than she looked when she came. Are you saying that's a bad thing? Like, she was jealous. Yes, she could be intimidated by you now.

Is that possible, Julian? I played the fifth. But hey. Yeah, where's the bad parts? Where's the stuff that make you think that that's why you're not getting a second date? So after the date, we go back to our place. Okay. Okay. Are you still wearing her heels?

No. Okay. So we get back to her place and honestly I thought she would invite me in, but she doesn't. Looking back, I feel like cringy about this, but I made a couple of excuses like, oh, is there any shows or anything you can put me on to? Oh, you asked to go inside. Oh. Yeah. Or do you have any coffee inside or?

Okay. It was kind of obvious. How many times did you try? Yeah. I tried, like, two with three different excuses. Oh, okay. Okay. That can come off looking a little bit desperate.

Yeah. Did you know when you were saying these things that you should shut your mouth? I kind of did, but by the time my mouth started, my brain couldn't catch up in time to get myself out of it. So do you think it made her feel like you were there for not the right reasons? Maybe. But I liked her personality. I like hanging out with her. And honestly, I wanted some private time with her, too.

Okay. That's not bad. That's normal. But maybe on the first date, that's a little bit too much. Yeah, you can't expect anything. Yeah. So what's happened since then? Have you been able to stay in contact with her?

Well, that happened five days ago now. Five days? She stopped answering my texts. Uh-oh. And I said, a text says, hey, thanks for a great night. It took her by an hour to respond to that. And then she just said, you too. Oh.

That doesn't feel good That's cool I've sent a couple of texts And just Just random stuff Asking for shoe recommendations Right Maybe a joke or two there

You know so sarcastic Maybe a movie reference Like that And usually Respond to it or laugh Or like that And there's nothing I wish it was a textual healing

Because that would be a good To joke about the shoes That'd be a good end Like Well we can still ask that question When we call her For the second date update I mean, it's a little different now.

Yeah, maybe. Maybe she's still hung over from that airplane shot that she took that night. That one shot. Five days ago. I mean, sometimes hangovers last for a long time. Wow. We'll find out when we call her and try and get you your second date update right after this. Hold on, man.

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. It's hard to imagine a better first date than what we just heard from our listener, Julian, where he took Fiona to glow in the dark mini golf night. And they drank alcohol around kids, they made each other laugh, even swapped outfits on the golf course. Just shoes, yeah, shoes specifically, but that's the most important part of an outfit. The awkward part, though, happened at the end of the night when Julian tried to casually invite himself into her place. Oh, he is an eager fella.

It was not just once, a few times, and he got rejected. Yeah. So Fiona may believe Julian was only interested in you know what. But that's not true, right, Julian? Are you talking about the brand of her fridge, right? Is that what he wanted to go see? I don't think that's true, right, Julian? You don't even enjoy doing that stuff with girls.

I like women. I'm not going to deny that. No, you don't need to. No one's asking you to. No. It's kind of the whole point of what we're doing for you right now. But he realizes he may have messed up in trying to make that move multiple times. Hopefully that's not that. reason and we can at least help get him a second date here. Yeah, because if you seem too eager at the end of that date, it's not eager at all to have

a radio station call her. No. Very cool. I mean, it's going on five days. We're also supposed to turn. Hey. What if you got to lose now? Sure. Might as well.

If she thinks it's weird, we'll just tell her it was our idea to call, not yours, okay? Thanks. I appreciate that. We called you out of the blue and we're like, hey, man, you got any dating issues right now? What a coincidence. He is a friend of the show because, remember, he's been on this segment. Maybe we shouldn't tell her that. I hope all the listeners know.

We could call you at any time because you're our friends. Yes. Always have your phone on. That's a good point, Alexis. A regular of a second date is not going to be a green flag. All right. We'll limit what we tell Fiona if we can get her to answer, but I'm dialing the number right now. Here we go.

Hey, is this Fiona? This is she. Hey, thanks for answering. We're a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and thank you for being on it. Yeah. She thanked her twice. Is he nervous?

I don't know. Thank you. You have a really. pretty voice Fiona Why are you guys calling me? Great question. I kind of forgot why for a second, but now I've remembered. There he is nervous guys, look.

Well, it's just we've heard a lot of good stuff about you, Fiona, from a guy that you went on a date with recently, a guy named Julian. Oh, yeah, okay. Glow in the dark mini golf guy? Yes, yes, yes. Yeah. Pretty memorable date. You had a memorable day.

That's usually a good thing. Eh, well. Yeah. I guess it was. I guess it was. I was not a raving review. It was for Julian, too. Which is why he's asked us to reach out to you in this segment.

It's called a second date update. And we're trying to help him figure out if there's a reason why after, I guess it's been five days since you hung out, there hasn't been another meetup. Or any communication, really. Yeah. Did you plan on getting in touch with them and you were just busy? Not really. The date was fine.

It was cute. But he did something at the end of the date that was a little weird and off-putting in it. I just kind of felt uncomfortable. You know, it's funny to say that because Julian did mention something that he's embarrassed that he did. Multiple times. Where he was trying to basically get an invite to hang out with you more in your place? Yeah, that was honestly a little much for a first date.

He knows that, though. But I feel like I would have given him another chance after that. Oh, that's not the reason. That's not what you're talking about? No, no. Okay. Well, then in that case, Julian is like totally in the dark. Yeah.

It really help if you could like just give it a little bit of. of an explanation that we could pass along to him? Yeah, I mean, maybe it'll help him in the future. Okay. And that's the point of the whole segment, right? Yeah. So I was talking about the date afterward with a friend, and she asked what he looks like. And I was like, oh, well, he walked me up to my door, which a lot of guys don't do anymore.

I thought that was kind of sweet, even though he was trying to come in. Plus, he's going to say, at least you were aware. Classy to an extent. Right. Yeah. So I was like, I have him on the ring camera, like, let me show you, like, the footage. And then I noticed that when I shut the door, he stood there for a second, like, talking to himself. What did he say?

Yeah, what? Wait. He was, like, kind of debriefing the date and, like, almost, like, giving him a self a pep talk. And then he was, like, she's prettier than the pictures I drew of her. What? Whoa. He said out loud, I drew pictures. of her. Like, what a weird statement?

Yes, exactly. Well, in his defense, if there's stick figure drawings, it kind of sounds like it's supposed to be a compliment. Maybe he's talking about, like, his dream girl, and she's prettier than what his dream girl was. Mental pictures.

Maybe. That'd be better. Do you have any idea what you meant by that? I don't. I have no idea. We didn't talk about it at all. Well, in that case, maybe you should just talk directly to him because he is on the other line. listening to this call wanting to know.

What? You know what was going on. Hoping for a normal response here. No, stop. He's not. Yeah. Yeah. No, he's not.

Julian, are you there? I am. Okay. Did you have to come in with that voice, bro? Did you overthink that? No, he's just probably disappointed in himself. I, Oh, buddy.

I didn't, I didn't know you heard that. Well, yeah. There was a ring camera that records. We got that. What are you talking about with the pictures that you drew that aren't like what she looks like? What does that mean? Well, I do drawings. I think a lot of people do drawings.

Yeah. I mean, I don't, but maybe. I mean, everyone has different artistic outlets. So what was the picture that you drew? It was just of her. I mean, it wasn't a painting or anything. But just like the doodles. Multiple?

Was that plural? Oh, that's fine. I mean, I mean, multiple. Come on, Alexis. When you had a crush on somebody in high school, I'm sure he, like, wrote his last name down. Or, you know, like, what's the difference? I didn't meet him in a supermarket and then draw his face broke. Fiona, are you feeling better now that you've heard that?

It's just doodles of you. I mean, I guess it's flattering. We all agree. A doodle is not crazy in depth, but it's more than a stick figure, right? Maybe you need to talk more to Julian about it. If I'm being honest, like, I only draw people that I like. I draw my mom, my landlord, and you. Wow.

That's a list. He likes three people in the whole world. Come on, give him a break. I mean, I wish it had waited until you got to the car because, like, testing you was kind of weird, but I guess it is. To hear your explanation, it doesn't sound us weird. I mean, if he would have showed up, if he would have showed up to the next date with a cute little doodle drawing of you, that would have been like, oh, right?

Like it'd be a cute moment. Alexis? No. What? He's an artist, you guys. He doesn't say that. He doesn't doodles three people. He's one of them.

You don't have to be a professional artist to be an artist. Am I right? I got to. It should make a difference. And if we hang out again, I could definitely show you. Oh, see, now it feels harmless. Yeah. What do you guys think it is?

Like a topless doodle or something? Oh, you said it. Oh, my God. Honestly, that was kind of my thought. Stop it. It could be a very flattering topless doodle of you. Quick, scribble out the top of the photo. Julian, can you confirm or deny?

No comment. Hey, some of the best artists work with nude moms. Broke is. Right, you're so titanic. Now it feels a little weird. Okay, okay, Fiona, listen, he's got a little crush, which is totally normal. You went on a date. You liked each other.

Like, if he hadn't said that out. out loud, I don't think any of this would have freaked you out. Well, Brooke, maybe if you hadn't said the topless part about how sexy that would be, and maybe we wouldn't be in this weird scenario that we're in. At least you didn't say bottomless. One time my husband and I did each other's, uh, no, no, no, no clothes. No, okay. At a day.

Nobody believes that. Nobody believes there were clothes on it. Okay. Fiona, disregard everything you heard from my female co-hosts. I swear. And just consider going out on a date with Julian. more time. Honestly, I've been on so many dates before and I've never drawn people, but you are worth drawing. Oh, you're worth drawing. Doodle worthy. You're not. No, I know. I still don't.

I'm just repeating what he said. She's trying and I appreciate that. I'm going to draw Alexis later. What do you think, Fiona? Give him one more chance. I think, yeah, we can go out again. Yay! Oh, really? Bring the doodle also. That's so cute. All right. Are you going to bring it? Maybe let's leave that for the third date. But that means there could be a third date. Hey, get your pens ready. Maybe I can doodle you in person.

Oh. Is that like the Brooke-style doodle or your own free form? All doodling is fun, Jeff. She gave it a try. Of course Brooke says that. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. IHart Radio is throwing it back. 20s, the decade.

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Too big watermelons. I'm really concentrating on now this is going to look. I know, it's definitely going to happen. I never thought of doodling as an intimate act before, but now Brooks ruined that for all of us. Oh. Art can be very, very sexy. Yeah, but it doesn't have to be.

See, you doodle all day at work, and now I'm starting to think you're in a different... Yeah, exactly. How odd is it in your head, bro? Look the other way. Let me get a picture of you. Oh, God. I'm just glad we didn't ruin Julian's chances,

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We'll email that person who's not calling you back. Brooke will do the higher-rated versions. I mean, PG-13 seems appropriate. Yeah, okay. I don't know. I think we got NC17 at this point. Yeah, you might as pay extra for it. But we'll call that person who isn't calling you back. Go check out all of our second day podcast, wherever you get yours, at Broken Jeffrey.

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