Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: Coffee and Canines

Episode Date: August 15, 2022

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Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Join late-night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews, and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show Ears Edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Dr. Laurie Santos, and to welcome the new year, my podcast, The Happiness Lab, is releasing a series of happiness how-to guides to help you in 2025. I'll distill the wisdom of world-class experts into easy-to-digest, actionable tips. Struggling with tough emotions? We have a how-to guide. Worried that you're not enough? We got you.

Self-obsessed and want to get over yourself? There's a guide for that too. The Happiness Lab's how-to season starts January 1st. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Second date update. They say dogs are a man's best friend.

Yeah. Why? Because they're great wingmen. Oh, God. They really are. Very true. You have a cute dog with you. Heck, even a really ugly dog.

Gorgeous women will stop mid-marathon to walk over and pet them. It is true. Oh, it's so cute. And it's like, sometimes the uglier dog, the more attractive it is. Yeah. Or like, even the owner,

like, you took in an ugly dog? He doesn't even have a face. Cute. You're just looking at his other end, Jeff. He's got a tongue sticking out. And apparently, that's how William met his date, with the help of a Bernadoodle.

Or is it a Doodle Bern? Bernadoobanoodler? What is it? I can't keep up with all the crossbreeds here. And when I say crossbreeds, I mean my co-host. But enough about this group of butt snippers. Let's just talk to William. William, how you doing, man?

Hey, how's it going, guys? Oh, you have a cute pup. What's the dog's name? Is it bad that I care about that more than your date's name right now? My dog's name is Bogey. It's already working on the girls in the room. Oh, wow. I know.

Buttons are coming loose already. Tell us about Bogey and how Bogey helped you meet your girl. So, yeah, so I adopted Bogey like about a month ago or so, and I started going to the dog park. And recently I met Rochelle. And she has a Bernadudo as well. So naturally our dogs started like playing together.

Same dog, right? Yeah. So yeah, so we started talking and we decided to end up getting coffee. Dude, I'm so sorry. I haven't listened to a single thing you said because I was looking up pictures of Bernadudosoodles online look at them they're really cute they're like multi-colored they're like white chest and like dark black fur up on the face it's like a movie yeah yeah they're

actually they're pretty awesome like really great dogs yeah um okay so we're going to a cafe is that what we're doing totally zoned out so yeah go back to to meeting uh what's your bucket i'll recap it they met they have the same dog and they agreed to go to a cafe okay great right after the dog park like same day right yeah yeah we ended up saying oh do you want to like grab some coffee at the cafe over there so we sat outside we you know we're just kind of getting to know each other and turned out that rochelle actually is really well well versed in coffee i mean you know she used to work at a coffee plant she knows everything that goes into the roasting and all of that and brooke he means

a coffee factory you know he's not he didn't work at just one plant she's like i was in costa rica for 30 years picking coffee beans okay that's so naturally she said uh she said actually there's this coffee plant that does coffee tours um oh like a roasting place yeah yeah so she's like do you want to do that like we should go out there sometimes those are required for my old job. And those people talk a lot. Oh, really? I mean, when I think hot, sexy, romantic date, I don't think let's go see some coffee beans be roasted. Oh, I don't know. I think it's interesting.

I mean, you learn. Because they talk so much, you learn. I mean, we met at the dog park. Like, it was very chill, natural. It was just the vibe. It was kind of like, okay, cool. This is a great opportunity to hang out again was it romantic like did it feel like there was chemistry between

we had chemistry yeah for sure we had chemistry okay that's great so did you actually end up going on the coffee tour oh yeah so we actually went on the on the date how was it how was the tour and the interaction with her it was actually way better than I was expecting. There was just a lot of people on it, so that was the only part that was a bit frustrating. We naturally just kind of hung to the back for most of it, and she kind of would also explain to me different things about the plant and whatnot.

Damn hot. I mean, at least. Very, very sexy. Yeah. This is one of those things where, you know, she's excited to show you. Yeah. So, I mean, you know, even if it's not interesting, you bite the bullet, you let her go. You know, her eyes are probably big.

Like, oh, and this. Oh, and this. At least she was having a good time. Oh, I didn't know there were so many different types of coffee beans. Wow. Oh, black and more black. I think it can be like really attractive to see somebody like nerd out on something that they're really into even if you

don't like it that's not my thing i'm like falling asleep over here i know what you need what do you need is there any like action or anything like yeah what what was the most exciting part of the coffee experience for you well so actually probably mid through, we just kind of had a moment, and then we actually just kissed. Like, it was very, like, in the moment. Is this in, like, the mandatory kissing part of the tour? They have you kiss in front of a giant coffee vat? No. It happened, honestly, it's just very natural.

That's really sweet. But this little 10-year-old kid, this little 10-year-old kid, like, was near us and we didn't see him, so it, like, totally called us out on it. He's like, no, bro, they're kissing. Yes, it was exactly like that. And so it kind of, like, you know, it was funny, but it also kind of, like, killed the vibe a little bit. Yeah. Anytime you got kids around when you're trying to make out, not i mean i could tell you from experience yeah all right yeah better like all those kids watching so how did you leave things at the end of the day so from there just

there was only probably 10 minutes left of the date then it just like we took some coffee said we had fun looking forward to like hanging out again and just went our separate ways and that was it and then i i actually haven't heard from her again since then oh my god like you like you've texted her and you've gotten nothing back yeah like she's just kind of gone mia oh no seems a bit weird it is weird i don't know we're gonna we're gonna play a song. We'll come back. We'll call Rochelle and figure out why after your thrilling coffee tour, she is, for some reason, not calling you back. Maybe a coffee breath. You guys, it was her idea, and they kissed.

Oh, my God. In front of a child. Brooke and I are in there. You guys need to convince her. We'll see what she has to say after this. Hold on. Second date update. The first step in coffee production is harvesting the beans.

How do you get those beans? At peak ripeness. Next, they process the beans. Is this accurate? Using either the dry or the wet method. The wet method. Then they dry the beans. Wait, after the wet part?

On large parchment sleeves. Oh, wow. Where they hull, depulp, grade, and sort the beans into one of 17 categories. Did you Google search? Are you just reading? We need a break, guys. It's getting hot in here.

Then we fall asleep. He did not think the date was boring. I know you think that. I better stop before it gets too raunchy in the studio. I don't know if we can air this. I'm describing William's first date where he and Rochelle went to a coffee production plant

and got the whole history about how coffee's made. And Jeffrey and Alexis think this is dumb and boring. Brooke and I seem to think it's cool that they were interested. And even, yeah, they both enjoyed it. They made out in the middle of the tour, you guys. I was skeptical that it could be a romantic experience,

but there was a kiss in front of a 10-year-old, so I stand corrected. Very hot. But now it's been a week, and Rochelle isn't calling back after the date. We're hoping to figure out why. Did we miss anything there, William? No, yeah, you guys got it pretty hot.

Sounds like you were a little bit turned on there. William, we never heard, why do you think she's not calling you back? I don't really know. I don't know if she was seeing someone else and then realized we did keep seeing each other. I don't know. I don't really know. But, like, even if that was the case, it's just kind of like, say that, and it's not going to have to be weird. Well, maybe she has a totally reasonable explanation.

Maybe. And I'm sure we can bring your two beans together to make to be weird. Well, maybe she has a totally reasonable explanation. Maybe. And I'm sure we can bring your two beans together to make the perfect brew. Roast. Very nice. Very nice. Okay. A blend. Yes, some sort of medium blonde blend of love.

More like a Burna blend because of their dogs. But let's just get into it. Oh, I get it. I like it. We'll just stop with these puns and call Rochelle to get this over with. Here we go. Hello? Hey, is this Rochelle?

Yeah, this is she. Hey, Rochelle, my name's Jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh, okay. I'm calling you for a second date update today. I'm not sure if you're familiar with that segment, but we're looking to reconnect you with one of our listeners using the dry or wet method. Oh, God, stop saying that.

Second wet. Oh, my God. What? I'm sorry, Rochelle. It's an inside joke. Why would you be sorry? Don't hang up. I'm very sorry Rochelle. It's an inside joke. I'm very sorry. She's going to hang up. Am I on the radio right now?

You are. You're on the sexiest morning show in North America right now. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Saying so much for radio, isn't it? Number one morning show for beans. Please stop. What's going on? One of our listeners is trying to get a hold of you named William that you went out with.

Oh, my God. Oh, no. Oh, no. Why did you say no? No, no, no, no. No, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why that reaction?

It sounds like you had such a great time on the date. This is so awkward. I did not expect this. I know. We were expecting a little bit of a better reaction from you after we heard about your date. William told us about the coffee plant factory and said he's been trying to get a hold of you for the last week, texting and asking you out again, but you're not responding. Yeah.

I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say right now um you guys sounded like you could be so cute like you had the same dog you know yeah bogey got along with tinky really really good that's kind of cute yeah i mean it's just it's it's really weird that he told you about our date. Yeah, I thought it was weird, too, that he would tell us that. But it does help with how the segment works, because we want to know about what you guys did together and how the interaction was. And from our end, it seemed okay, minus the part where you made out in front of a 10-year-old.

Oh, my. He told you that? Oh, my God. Yeah, he said, I mean, it sounded cute and sweet. And then it got, of course, interrupted when some kid called you guys out on the coffee tour. Okay, so he told you a lot. Yeah, so I'm just going to cut to the chase. Like, what is the reason that you're not getting a hold of him again?

Okay, so, okay. I mean, when I first met him, it was, like, great. And you know, there's, like, a spark with people when you meet them. And we got to know each other we got coffee we like hung out for like an hour and some change and he's super cute like he's really he's really cute like he's really attractive but oh my god what is wrong then um it just like i realized when we were together with the dogs, he was like an eight, you know?

But like without bogey, he was like a five or six. And I don't know why. I don't know why. You weren't attracted to him at the coffee tour when he didn't have his dog? I mean, like physically, he is very cute. But there is something about him not having his dog i mean like physically he is very cute but there is something about him not having his dog around that like really dulled his personality or something like i've never had this happen his dog's the hot one in the relationship between the two of them he's got some competition

is it like he ran out of things to talk to you about because i mean maybe that was your similar shared thing was the dogs maybe yeah that Yeah, that's a good point. Like, I honestly, because this has never happened to me before. And I was like, I can't pinpoint what the heck it is. I think it's like I would hang out with him all the time if he was with his dog. Because there was just something about him. And I was like, better. What's wrong with that?

I'm sure that's an option. He can be with his dog 24-7 and then he'll never be unattractive to you. But you guys kissed. You kissed on the tour. Yeah. I mean, like, things weren't really going that good on my end, and I didn't quite, like, I couldn't figure out what was going on, why I wasn't into him anymore. So I just kind of kissed him.

To try and, like, spark something? Yeah, it's just, I i didn't i didn't feel anything but if he would had his dog you would have been so into it maybe maybe i would have been so weird yeah and this is this is a tough one to come back from but it's not his fault william does deserve to know the truth and he heard it directly from you now, Rochelle, because I didn't tell you this, but... Even I forgot he was still alive. Yeah, I don't know if this is going to raise or lower his rating in your mind,

but he's been on the other line listening this whole time. Are you serious? Yeah, he wants to talk to you. Are you serious? It's okay. It's just how you feel. Hey, yeah, I'm definitely surprised to hear that. Oh, man. Sorry, buddy.

Are you okay? I'm totally fine. I mean, if you had just said that, I guess we wouldn't be here. I thought you were into it. And if you had just said, hey, I wasn't feeling it, like, no. But I did feel it. I felt it with you and Bogey, just not just you, you know? Like, that combo right there, that's what does it for me.

I don't know what kind of freak you stuck her into. Oh, no, no, no, no. It does sound strange. Bogey sits. It makes sense to me. It's like Batman is only attractive if Robin's there with him. That's not true at all. Some people think that.

It adds a little bit of extra spice to him. No, that's like saying Alfred has to be there. Yeah, I'll take Alfred, too. Let's get the whole family in. I mean, here's the thing, Rochelle. Maybe you're not giving him enough chance because maybe the coffee thing was boring, like Jeff said. And the lighting was bad. And there just wasn't a place to

be sparky excuse me what is boring about de-hulling and grading and sorting coffee tell me one boring thing about that i thought it was interesting but maybe that's why you got the vibe that things were dead okay i mean i would like to think about like another date or yeah i think you should give, another date or? Yeah. I think you should give it another chance. I think so, too. And he can promise to carry around a picture of his dog with him right next to his face so it's like they're both there all the time. And we'll pay for that date.

I mean, I'd be up for hanging out again if it was, like, us and our dogs. Oh. Okay. To be honest, not to make it any more awkward, like, I really really don't it's not but i don't need to on a second date like i heard enough like i know what how where you stand and i would actually just rather like keep it cool we see each other at the dog park our dogs play like just have to be awkward like you're into the dog you know but wait can we agree that like the kids seeing us kiss on our first kiss ever if that's what you're into. But wait, can we agree that, like, the kids seeing us kiss on our first kiss ever, like, that's totally a sign that we shouldn't be together, I feel like. I just, I thought it was funny.

I didn't really think about it that deeply, but. Yeah. Well, if you guys agree to be friends and that's still a successful second date, there's no hard feelings. I think you've handled this really maturely. Oh, thank you, Brooke. I do think I did a really good job of handling this. I came through in a big way. Okay.

I appreciate you recognizing my greatness for once. You made it through a whole coffee second date update. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Join late night legend John Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show Ears Edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

I'm Dr. Laurie Santos, and to welcome the new year, my podcast, The Happiness Lab, is releasing a series of happiness how-to guides to help you in 2025. I'll distill the wisdom of world-class experts into easy-to-digest, actionable tips. Struggling with tough emotions? We have a how-to guide. Worried that you're not enough? We got you. Self-obsessed and want to get over yourself? There's a guide for that too. The Happiness Labs how-to season starts January 1st. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.