Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: Corey's Crazy Criteria
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Starting right now.
Second date update.
It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and a guy named Corey is back on with us again.
Okay.
After he tried getting a second date a few months ago.
And I know we do a lot of these, so you probably won't remember him.
I'm just terrible with names, Jeff.
Let's go.
He did make the fatal air of playing the job game with his date, where you each tell each other,
what job would you be good at?
And he said, groupie for her.
Oh, I remember him.
Oh, my gosh, I do remember that guy.
Yeah, that was such an insult.
Kind of surprised that woman said no to another date with him.
But you know what?
Exactly.
Corey, it's good to have you back.
How you doing, man?
Thanks.
I'm doing great.
How are you?
Okay.
And before we start, you didn't accidentally offend someone again, did you?
Yeah.
Like, you're self-aware now.
I'm pretty sure I didn't.
No, I think I did a good job this time.
Okay.
All right.
That's good.
Well, you may think that, but she is not calling you back, so we don't know for sure.
Let's get the full story about this new lady, better lady, hopefully, and how did you meet her?
The woman was fine.
It was not her fault, Jeff.
That is such a weird place to place blame on someone calling someone else a groupie.
Corey is our listener, so he can do no wrong in my life.
It is her fault.
Maybe what I meant was a better match for court.
There it is, Jeff.
Okay, with a nicer lady.
So let's figure out what's going on with her.
Who did you meet recently?
Yeah, so I met Charlotte, and I think the problem last time, like you said,
it just wasn't a good match for me.
So this time, I was like, I'm going to be super specific and just, like, more intentional about it.
Are you talking about on the dating apps?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, so I just, like, put some information on my profile that would kind of, like, screen out anybody who just wasn't going to be a good fit.
That's a good idea.
What did you say?
No groupies allowed?
I promise you.
I'm staying away from the groupies of anything.
Okay.
Okay.
It's safe for a first date.
So what did you write on your, as your criteria for what you're looking for?
Well, the first thing, obviously, was to have a sense of humor.
Because I feel like that was a problem last time.
Does anyone ever think they don't have a sense of humor, though?
Yeah.
Some people don't have a good sense of humor.
But do they know that?
But they know, like, are they self-aware?
Yeah.
I don't think they know it.
Some people don't like humor.
Some people are like laughter.
Ew.
No, thank you.
I haven't ever met one, but okay.
What else was on the list?
Brunette.
Got to be a brunette.
Oh, weird.
Why is that weird?
Why is that?
Why can't you like who he wants to like?
Because 90% of women don't have real hair color.
They could be any hair color you want it to be.
True.
You know.
Okay.
So, diet brown before you meet him.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
Like, even if you have, like, natural brown hair and you dye it blonde, then we're not a good fit.
Okay.
Just want it to be brown hair.
Okay.
You're very specific about what you like, and that's okay.
Got to be mid to late 20s.
Mid to late 20s.
Are you also mid to late 20s?
I'm 32.
Okay.
But any girl in their 30s, doesn't work for you?
I've just found that that's a sweet spot.
That's all.
Okay.
I mean, Corey, you're taking a risk and you're weeding out the people that for sure won't match with you.
Okay.
Yeah.
What else is on your?
list. Oh, there's more. Yeah, so they got to be able to parallel park.
That's funny. That's like a funny thing, right? That's like your humor part.
It's got to be a joke. I guess it's kind of a joke because it's mildly funny, but I mean it.
Like, it's just annoying to me with people like, can't parallel park like you're a grown up and
you can't even do that basic skill. I'm just like, get out of here.
Not everyone's in the city as much having to parallel park every day. So people like have a lot
of space to park their car every day. I mean, I don't like guys that get seasick. So I mean,
There's weird stuff out there, you know.
I guess that's, all right.
That is a blank, I'm voting with it.
Yeah, totally.
All right.
And you said there was one more?
They got to be okay with me being five minutes late to everything.
Oh, you're a late person.
You run late.
Yeah.
That's helpful information because if someone is a super punctual person and that would stress them out, then they're not a good match for you.
Brooke finally approves of one quality that you're looking for.
I was okay with a parallel parking too.
Okay.
So out of all the criteria, did you get any.
matches with women or you know what i got one one that's what happens when you yeah tunnel it like
that that's why we need to call her back and give a second date and so is that the charlotte girl yeah that's
charlotte okay so it sounds like you met up with her how did it go yeah uh we went to dinner i was late
by not by much okay all right and uh we had a little laugh about it and honestly and then we just
had the best time from there we went to a restaurant and we sat outside it was like picnic
benches and stuff and we just talked for hours so when did you do the driving test to make sure she was
legit on the parallel parking she was like you know i already did it because you know she parked when
she arrived there okay and then it was close to the curb and it was lined up straight with so funny
okay did you measure a hot conversation yeah i mean she knows all the steps but hopefully you got the
neighbor's security footage to corroborate the actual story so it sounds like overall she checked all the
boxes that she set out. The connection seems to be good. Yeah, the chemistry sounds so great.
What's happened since then? We exchanged a bunch of texts. And look, it's not like she doesn't want to go out
with me because twice we've set updates. It just both times after she said yes, something came up.
She's like, oh, I'm sorry, I can't do that. I mean, maybe if she's the woman that fits all your
criteria, she's a woman who fits a lot of guys' criteria. Yeah, I'm sure that's possible. But I just,
I hope she's going to give me another chance.
That's all.
All right.
That's a good attitude.
At any point, did you ever ask if she has any deal-breaking criteria for you?
Ooh.
No, as far as I know, she likes me and has no reason not to.
Okay.
So the date was all about you then and what you want and checking all of your boxes.
Not necessarily.
We just didn't talk about that.
She wasn't like, oh, are you this, are you that?
I don't know.
I thought she liked me.
We didn't just talk about me the whole time.
It could be a different story when we reached.
out to Charlotte.
Other than it's kind of,
it does seem all about him, maybe.
Maybe he was too
focused on his checklist
and, you know,
and if she's not okay
with it being all about him,
then she doesn't deserve him.
Well, she's his only option, so.
Yeah.
He better be okay.
For now, for now.
For now.
We might loosen the strings a little bit
when we call Charlotte
and get you your second date
update coming up right after this.
Second date update.
If you're just joining us,
Corey is back with a very specific
set of criteria for what he's looking for in a woman right now.
Mid to late 20s brunette, good sense of humor, ability to parallel park, and has to be
cool with him running five minutes late to everything.
I think that covers it.
The wedding vows, they write themselves with these, basically.
So, Corey put that energy out into the universe, and the universe gave him Charlotte.
The perfect brunette.
And they had a pretty perfect dinner day, perfect parallel parking job.
The only thing not perfect is he can't lock down that second date with her yet.
I mean, but they're still texting, which is a good sign.
Trying to plan.
Yeah, trying.
But she keeps canceling.
Yeah, she keeps saying yes and then changing her mind.
Corey, where is your head at right now?
But I'm just trying to figure out what's going on.
It's kind of crazy.
I'm kind of sick of this kind of behavior from ladies, honestly.
Oh.
Oh.
That's aggressive.
Okay.
You might need to add a new thing to your criteria, yeah.
No women who breadcrumb me.
Okay, then no one would respond to him.
This is literally the only person that fit every other thing.
We can't add any more to the list.
You're saying there's a chance.
I'm saying it may not be Charlotte's fault here.
Well, let's find out.
You might be right, but Corey, you ready to do this?
Let's do it.
All right, here we go.
And Corey, remember, need you to stay quiet until we can at least get her to tell us a little bit of information and then we'll call you in, okay?
Bum's the word.
Okay.
I'm scared.
What if she lied about parallel parking, guys?
Oh, my gosh.
That's going to be a bomb shot.
This could be devastating.
That's why she's not calling him back.
I couldn't admit to him.
I don't know.
All right.
Sorry.
Hope I didn't ruin it for everybody.
Let's find out.
Here we go.
Hello.
Hey, is this Charlotte?
Yeah.
Hey, Charlotte.
Thanks for answering.
You're on a radio show right now called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Good morning, Charlotte.
Wait, what?
I said good morning.
And it's not what she's saying.
She's trying to understand why she's here.
Sorry.
It's a lot of voices.
A little overwhelming, probably.
But we're a show.
We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,
and we'd love a second of your time to just chat a little bit.
About your dating life.
How did you get my number?
Some would say the universe provided it to us,
but others would say a guy named Corey gave us the digits.
Whoa.
Wait a minute.
Corey called you guys?
Yeah.
The reason that he did it is because he told us a little bit about your hangout the other night when you went and got dinner together, and he's a little bit disappointed that you two haven't reconnected for another meetup.
Does that make sense?
I'm just taking this all in.
I mean, he said that you guys have been texting that maybe he was just getting the vibe that you keep canceling on him on purpose.
Like you don't, you're not maybe as excited about another date as he is.
no i mean i thought the date was cool but i don't know he he kind of has a lot of requirements i guess
you could say yeah are you talking about his dating bio his list on his dating bio
i mean that was kind of like the whole conversation when we were on the date was about his profile
yeah we heard we heard a little bit about it but that's where cori is in his life right now he's just
trying to figure out if there's somebody out there that can meet the types of things that
would fit the style of person that he is.
And he thought that was you, Charlotte.
Oh, okay.
Would you not agree with that?
I mean, it would be nice if he didn't have a list, but the day was cool.
It was nice.
Oh, good.
Then I guess we just need to know if Corey's intuition is correct, that you're blowing him
off on purpose.
Like, is there something specific that's holding you back?
Oh, well, they're kind of is.
Okay.
If I'm honest, I feel guilty.
Oh, you feel guilty.
Well, yeah, you should, but what?
No, I'm saying.
He's joking.
No, but I really do feel kind of guilty.
About what?
I know he had mentioned to me that he only dates women around mid to late 20s.
Yeah.
Which is fine.
However, I'm not in that age.
Bracket.
Please tell me you're not younger.
What?
Yeah.
I mean, if you are 24, like,
where do you fall?
I'm in my 30s.
Wait, does that mean you're lying about your age on the apps?
Oh, you have to have a set.
I didn't think of that.
Yeah, I kind of, I kind of did.
Charlotte.
Oh, you lied on your bias.
Why?
Why do you lie?
I mean, it's not a big difference.
Why do you lie about your dating age?
I just feel like guys are very specific when it comes to age.
And even though, I mean, we're the same age.
I'm 32, but I just feel like they want younger and I'm just not there anymore.
Yeah, but wouldn't you not want to meet a guy that wouldn't, I mean, like, if you met a guy who only wants to date someone in their 20s, then maybe they're not the right person.
Like, if they're that strict on it.
I mean, but the thing is, Corey was such a cool guy.
And I feel like we hit it off.
So this thing, the lie about your own age, that's the reason why you keep kind of waffling back and forth on going out with Corey one more time?
I am not looking forward to telling him, but I feel like, I mean, I have to.
Eventually, I have to talk to him.
I can't just keep ignoring and canceling.
And what's the thing that they say about, you know, just ripping off the Band-Aid and getting it over with?
Without knowing you're ripping off the Band-Aid.
Yeah, you kind of done that, Charlotte, because Corey's actually already listening to this phone call quietly on the other line.
So he heard everything.
No.
Because he hung up and he's offended by all this.
Yeah, I'm serious if he's there.
Corey?
Hi, Charlotte.
Oh, Corey.
What a weird grunt to be.
Yeah.
You don't sound happy.
He's like, you know.
We're going to back away and let you two talk this out.
I think you need a moment.
Yeah.
So, Charlotte, you lied, huh?
Why?
I mean, be honest, Corey.
Like, if I did tell you the truth, you wouldn't even give me a chance.
Like, I got a hat to fib on this.
She's got a point.
Well, I guess we'll never know because you did lie.
Oh, come on.
Corey, you're just going to shut her down like that?
Remember, she's the only person that met all the rest of the requirements.
She's being really vulnerable.
She said she was something and found out she's a granny and a liar.
A granny?
Aren't you 32?
Wait a minute.
Corey, if I'm a granny, then you're a grandpa because of the same age.
And look, like, whatever, it's fine, Carla.
I obviously don't want to date you now.
What?
Oh, boy, you're really immature.
Okay, you're a liar, but I'm immature because I don't want to date you.
That's fine.
Like, you've never lied before?
Come on.
I was very upfront.
Oh, a little too upfront.
Like, you're not like a 10, you know?
Oh, gosh.
Oh, God.
Oh, man.
Whatever.
I mean, that doesn't make you look good.
You went out on the date with me.
So, look, I don't even want to argue about it.
I just want you, I think it's only fair.
that you venmo me half the cost
of the dinner.
What?
Vemmo?
Corey, what are you doing?
I know that she, like, fibbed
on her age, but you liked her.
I did like her until I found out
she wasn't a truthful person.
Cory, I'm not going to
Venmo you. This is ridiculous. Like, you ordered
street tacos. I think the bill was like
$8. Like, you can't be that cheap.
Yeah, with tacos and like a drink, right?
Well, you can tell it to the judge.
What judge?
Do you take it to a small claims court?
Very small clue.
You have to be joking.
Corey,
I'm not joking.
No, have you heard of Judge Mathis?
You want to go to a TV judge?
You have a TV show Judge Mathis?
Corey, you're going to embarrass both of us.
Stop it.
Oh, you're going to be embarrassed.
I've already been on the show twice because of issues I've had with roommates.
Oh, he's just dying to sue somebody.
I don't know if that admission actually makes you look better.
I know, dude.
Dude, I'm thinking you just need to venal him the eight bucks.
If he's that desperate for it, just get him out of your hair.
I'm not doing it. I'm not going to VEMO you. No, this is ridiculous.
The Venmo and the court talk aside, it's at this point that I would like to offer a second date.
They already.
Oh, no, this is a, we're declining, a strong decline from my mom.
Well, no, you won't have to pay for these tacos. They'll be on us, Charlotte.
And Corey needs to say yes, he's got no one else that matched him on the dating apps.
Can you please stop mentioning that? You're supposed to be on my side.
She had to lie to be the one person who did.
Yeah.
She sounds kind of like a group.
to me, brother. You know what I'm saying?
Anybody else?
I am not a groupie. Believe me.
I know, neither was the last one.
It's an inside joke.
Yeah.
The last one? So what do you mean? He calls everybody a groupie?
Kind of.
He was on this show before, too.
The fact that you don't get the joke means you're just not meant to be together, Charlotte.
So I'm sorry.
Don't take it personally, Charlotte.
Oh, no, no, no, don't be sorry. This is helping me.
Hey, you know what? Let's just hang up on her.
Because I gotta get back to my dating profile.
file. I've got to add a new criteria to it.
So your new criteria
is women who won't go out with me a second
time have to be okay with Venmoing me
for half the bill for the date. There we go.
Do they give you enough characters to put that in there?
You're going to get so many matches after that, bro.
That's the whole bio now.
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And these are tough second date updates for us to do where everybody's wrong, but also everybody's kind of right.
You shouldn't care about other people's age.
You shouldn't lie about your own age.
I've been telling Brooke for years to put her real age on the morning show LinkedIn page.
But nope, she's still 26 years old for everybody.
It's crazy that everyone believes it.
Oh, my God.
I look so good.
But, you know, when everybody disagrees and everybody agrees, there's no middle ground.
It was impossible to get them back together.
I disagree.
Oh, well.
Okay.
I've changed my mind, then I agree.
That's a hard one.
I mean, there should be more compromise in the world of dating.
That's more compromise.
Just in the world.
Yeah.
Not everything is a deal breaker red flag.
You know, or it can be a flag.
It doesn't have to be a deal breaker.
Yeah, but that's not very good for the plot now, is it?
No, that's true.
Yeah.
Do it for the plot, huh, Jeff?
Yep.
Okay.
That's what we're all.
Jeff just learned with that way.
Yeah.
We're all doing it for the plot here.
You're going to hear that for the next four months every single day.
Six, seven, right?
Yeah, exactly.
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And we'll call that person who's not calling you back.
Go check out all of our second date updates.
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