Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: Do-Si-Don't

Episode Date: October 13, 2023

Our listener spent a good portion of his night watching his date dance with another man! Is he a 3rd wheel or will he get another shot at love?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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For years, I had to rely on other people to tell me my story. And what I heard wasn't good. You really f***ed last night. It felt like I lived most of my life in a blackout. I was trapped in addiction. You had to grab the lamp and smash it against the walls. And then I decided I wanted to tell my own story. Listen to Crumbs on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Second Date Update. Should you actually listen to what people write for hobbies on their dating profiles? Good question. Because they all say they love hiking.

And next thing you know, you're out on a mountain trail face-to-face with a grizzly. And you realize you forgot your bear mace next to your six-pack of pineapple truly. And in your head, you're thinking, well, maybe they're not really into hiking. Did you really forget the truly as well? How did that happen? Both of them. What was I thinking? Let's hike if you're not drunk, Jack.

And one of our listeners, Corey, picked an activity for his date based on her dating profile. Okay. Corey, no matter what you ended up doing, I hope that you didn't forget to bring the bear mace. You know, I did not. I should have. Trust me. Oh, you should have brought the bear mace. Then why are we calling her back?

What? Well, not for her, but the bears. Okay. There were bears? There was some sort, not for her, but the bears. Okay. There were bears? There was some sort of danger, apparently, on your date. Oh, my gosh. Someone you could have missed. First, before we get to that, tell us about the girl.

What's her name? Adrian. Okay. And Jeff had mentioned that you designed the date around one of her hobbies or interests on her profile. What did her profile say? Hold on for a second. Let me pull it up here. I didn't know you guys were going to ask me that.

Yeah. So, like, it says, good cologne and holding hands are my crypt tonight. Oh. And then, like, she goes, I'll kick your butt on the dance floor. Oh, cute. Okay. That's aggressive. She's a threat.

Does that mean she danced better than you or literally fight you in the middle of the play? Yeah, that's what I'm saying, Jeff. I'm rooting for him. I think it sounds fun. So, like, that's what I'm saying, Jeff. I'm worried for him. I think it sounds fun. So, like, I found a country bar that has dancing. Okay. Not my specialty, but I'm like, I want to impress.

That's awesome. Way to show, like, interest in her hobbies and stuff. Yeah. So, like, we get there. I got us some drinks. I sit at the table with my beer. And before I could even get one word in, some older dude comes and say, hey, will you dance with me? Oh, that's quick, yeah.

So is it a swing situation? You're line dancing, or are they just out there dancing? They have both. So they'll start out with line dancing, then they'll go to swing. So at this time, it was swing. And that's when you can, like, rotate partners and stuff, right? Yeah, exactly. And I'm like, really, like, rotate partners and stuff, right? Yeah, exactly. And I'm like, really, dude?

I'm trying to start our date here. So she looks at me and she goes, oh, well, you snooze, you lose. I'm like, really? Oh, dang. That hurts the ego. Was that feisty or did you take it as rude? Like, it could be. I did not.

It was, like, playful. But the point is, why even say it? And then she has the audacity to get up and leave. See, that's when you need the bear mace. Anytime a guy comes over, just hose him down. The whole bar has to evacuate. You're the hero. So did you ever, I mean, your next move, you had to go cut in.

Like, that's what you do, right? I'm glad you said that. So I go by myself. I'm dancing. every time i go to cut in well you're dancing by yourself i'm dancing by myself it is what it is yeah i'm getting ready to cut in but guess what i i turn my head i go back they're like four or five people away from me i can't cut in oh you can't make it over there you feel like she was dancing away from you like trying to avoid you?

I don't know if it was her, him. I don't know if it was both of them. I don't know. But to me, I think it was obvious that I was trying to cut in, like, two, three different occasions. So eventually the music just stopped. But I'm like, are you serious right now? Oh, man. So wait, so the music stopped and then you guys met back up? Or is she still hanging out with the dude?

So we met back up. I didn't want to appear desperate. So I was like, nah, I'm cool. You know, let's just take a break. So you didn't get to dance at all? Yeah, I mean, we danced a little bit, but, you know, it was a tail end because I have like a long day tomorrow. Like the next day, I should say. Oh, so you even called it early? Yeah, but the date went well. It was cool. We had good dialogue, so it was all right.

Well, I think the question is, who was the better dancer, you or the older guy who got your date first? Uh-oh. Sure, the older guy. Really? Yeah. He seemed like a regular. Yeah, I mean, at those bars, like, these people come,

and they'll come every week, and they dance with everybody. It's not a date thing. It's, like, just dancing. Okay. Whose cologne was better, yours or the other guy's? Because she said she was into cologne. Older guy probably smells musty. Yeah, he's got a date thing. It's like just dancing. Okay. Whose cologne was better? Yours or the other guy's? Because she said she was into cologne. Older guy probably smells musty. Yeah, he's got the expensive stuff.

I don't know. Mine was pretty good, though. I don't know. You never got close enough to the guy, you know? That's true. He's stealing the lady over there. Or her. Maybe she didn't get to smell your cologne either.

Did you enjoy the night with her at all? Honestly, yeah. It was a good evening. I mean, it could have been a great evening, but being that I didn't have my bear mace, you know, and that incident happened,

it wasn't the best. So, you know, it was okay. Okay. But your whole night wasn't ruined. Nah, it wasn't ruined. Ruined, I should say. We hugged at the end,

you know, a little kiss on the cheek, nothing real serious. Oh, okay. But, I mean, heck, it could have been a whole heck of a lot better. Yeah. Because, you know, a little kiss on the cheek, nothing real serious. Oh, okay. But, I mean, heck, it could have been a whole heck of a lot better. Yeah. Because, you know, chemistry on the dance floor, that is, that's a different type of chemistry. It's awesome.

If you can really click like that. And that's my whole point. Yeah. Exactly. Have you been trying to contact her since then, like with texts or calls or anything? Yeah. I reached out with one call and a couple of texts. It's been like about a week.

I'm going on a week and a half now, but she's been doing the emoji stuff. You know, if I say something, she'll like, oh, I like it. But nothing like furthering the dialogue so we can talk and see if we can hang out again. Interesting. That's just like a pity reaction.

Yeah. I mean, maybe she thought you were ignoring her, but she was having too much fun. I don't know. We're going to find out. We're going to give you a chance to go put on some more Minions cologne by Justin Bieber. And then when you come back, we're going to call Adrian for you. Oh, I wish that was real, dude.

I'd buy it. It should be. We're going to do your second date update right after this. Hold on, man. Second date update. Corey's date night with Adrian had everything a first date should. Cold beer, warm hugs, good dancing. Problem is, not all that happened with Corey.

Because some other older guy at the bar, possibly a regular there, asked to dance with his date. And Corey obliged, which was probably the worst mistake of his entire dating life. It doesn't sound like he actually had a decision in it, nor should he have a choice, but it sounds like she just did so. Men shouldn't be allowed to choose anything. Good point, Brooke. I mean, they shouldn't be able to choose what women decide to do. Sure.

Yeah, that's true. Corey, how are you feeling right now after that intro? You want to hit me? No, I mean, that's pretty much it. And I didn't have to say so. It was like she said, I snooze, I lose. But I tell you what, though, if it was in any other circumstances, I know it would have been different.

Okay. It would have been a different outcome. Are you wishing that you didn't go dancing? Is that what you're saying? Yeah, I probably would have chose something different looking back now. Yeah, what hobby would you have chosen off of your dating profile to do? Totally would have went indoor putt-putt golfing. Oh.

Okay. That's fun, too. Okay. You can't have a man swoop in on your date during putt-putt, can you? Maybe a little boy would come swoop in. But that's when you bust out the bear mace. You mace that boy. I'm not done with hole 17 yet, kid.

Hey, we're doing the clown mouth hole right now. Very aggressive to this story, Jeffrey. So maybe we'll offer that for your next date if we can get Adrienne on the phone here. I'm going to dial her number and see what she has to say. Ready to do this? Yeah, let's do it. All right, let's go. All right. do this yeah let's do it all right let's go hello hey is this adrian this is she who's this

hey adrian my name is jeff from a morning radio show called brooke and jeffrey in the morning i'm sorry i'm sorry too yeah hi adrian i'm really i'm just kind of confused if you're on the radio why are you calling me well one of our listeners asked us to call you because you went on a date with him the other night his name's cory wait cory asked you to call me because we went on a date on his behalf no because he really liked you he's bummed because he's been trying to text you and you haven't really been responding back to him much i responded to him a little bit i just yeah but it sounded like a courtesy response yeah which is fine you guys weren't like talking back and forth and having fun i mean what'd you think

of cory um i mean i'm not gonna like get into it, but I just, I mean, I don't think I'm really interested. Like, I don't think it's going to work out. When you guys first met up, was it like initially you knew that or did it take a minute for you to say no? Um, I don't, I don't just don't think it's a good fit, but I mean. Okay. Like why?

Well, so like, I feel like when we met on a dating app and I feel like I make my dating app very clear that like I'm looking for a real man and I don't really think they exist anymore. What does that mean? What's your definition like a real man. You want someone to fight for you. Well, I mean, like, at least stand up. You know, don't let anybody say anything to the person that you're with. Like, you've got to stand up for your woman. You're saying Corey didn't do that?

Yeah, did someone insult you that night and he didn't, like, I don't that'd be bad all right well i'm just gonna be honest and sort of putting this all out there um so i do this thing sometimes on dates and i have my uncle show up and he'll like come and ask to talk to me or something like that. Oh, wow. Was he the older guy that we heard about? We heard a guy came up to the table and asked you to dance. Oh, that is so much less sexy. That was your uncle? Yeah. Yeah, that was actually my uncle.

Doing it right at the country bar. Brooke's all too familiar with that move. Yeah. Well, they're making out. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I mean, what is he supposed to do? Like,

a guy comes up and asks you to dance. You say yes. You wanted Corey to step in and be like, that's my woman. Punch him in the face, bro.

Like, I don't get it. Like a real man, right? Yeah. Adrian? I want someone that can, like,

defend me and speak up and, like, not be afraid of commentation. What did you need defending from, though? It sounds like the guy just just what your uncle wanted to dance and you openly said you told him something right like you snooze you lose or something what's the defense well i waited

a second to see what he was gonna do and he didn't do anything he just like looked at me and so i was like okay well and then i like jokingly said, well, you lose. And then I went and danced with him because he literally didn't do anything. He didn't say anything. He just like looked at me. I feel like you should have gone to a club with this test, not like a country bar. That's like normal. In Corey's defense, he didn't do nothing.

He went and danced by himself in your vicinity for five to ten minutes. That's something. Oh, man. Look, if if you were there then i think you would get it like he had the opportunity to step up and say i'm here with her yeah he's with me we're together like anything okay okay that's not something you could have said you couldn't have said i'm on a date adrian i get you didn't think he was very manly then but how's this for a man move? Because he, Corey, reached out to a radio show to call you on his behalf and ask for him why you're not going out on another date. Yeah, and non-directly has been hiding. And Mr. Masculine is on the other line, wants to talk to you.

Oh, my God. He's dancing by himself on the other line. Really? I mean, I had no idea if that man, now that I know it's your uncle, knew Willie Nelson, Rascal Flats, and Brooks and Duns in the back. I've never been there before. Oh, my God. I don't know what's going on. Little boot scoop boogie.

I was nervous. That's so wrong. Shibri's not dead with me but come on i'm respecting your boundaries yes i just met you i'm not gonna be a jerk and be like hey that's my caveman style yeah it's not you know i'm not asking to be a caveman i'm just looking for somebody that can step up and say to somebody no she's she's with me. Like, I don't need to, like... It sounds like you're not being assertive enough, Corey. You got to be more assertive. Hey, I tell you what, under different circumstances, I have no problem with that.

I was just totally respecting you from top to bottom. Yeah, she doesn't want that. She doesn't want respect. She wants a dose of, like, unhealthy jealousy, it sounds like to me. Right. Let me tell you, this is miscommunication. That's all it is. Yeah.

I was not going to be a creeper, come to your job, come to your house. Yeah. I got too much respect for you. I think under different circumstances, you and I can jail. I'm willing to put forth that effort. You have two completely different opinions on this. She wants you to step in, but if you're on a date with a girl like Brooke,

Brooke would think that's obnoxious. Like, dude, let me make my own decisions. Don't step in. I think what happened, Adrian, is if you want someone to not let you, like if you don't want to dance with other men, you needed to have told Corey as you're walking into the place, hey if someone approaches me will you just tell them that we're on a date

like why couldn't you communicate that to him because that doesn't show me who he is like i'm not trying to change him and honestly cory like if you want me to think differently if you want me to think okay it was just a circumstance like you're gonna up somewhere else, then you need to prove it right now. You need to show me, like, how much of a man you are, because that's what I want. Okay, Corey, this is your chance. Are we going to grunt? What are we going to do? Throw your man card down right now.

Three, two, one. We'll talk about this between you and I. I'm good. He's going to find you because he already looked up your home address and your work address, but respected you enough not to go there. Now. He's going to find you because he already looked up your home address and your work address but respected you enough not to go there. Now he's actually going to show up. What?

So we don't get to hear it? Is that what she wants? Is that what you want? I just asked him to, like, prove to me just now, and he's like, oh, yeah, another time, another place. Like, I just feel like he's all talk. What do you want him to do? You want him to do it right now.

Corey, you've got to prove yourself now. Do what, though? What's something? What do you want me to do? You want me to sing you a song? You want me to rap? What do you want him to do? You want him to do it right now. Corey, you gotta prove yourself now. Do what, though? What do you want me to do? You want me to sing you a song? You want me to rap? What do you want me to do? Let's hear the main song you got. Rap. We're going from country to rap. Her name was A. What? Oh, she left me

on the dance floor at bay. Oh! I know, it sounds like kind of a whiny song. Dude, it's freestyle. I back Corey up. Come on. That's an A for Edward. I mean, Adrian, look, Adrian, he's trying. He clearly is trying as hard as he can here to get another day with you.

Why don't you just give him one more shot and we would pay for it? I don't know. I just really, I think, look, Corey, I think that you're a really nice guy. You don't want to see him mace a kid at a putt-putt golf course. He would do that for you. He already told us. He said that. Oh, man.

I think I'm just going to have to pass on this one. Jeffrey, you need to step up as a man and tell her what she wants. There's so much masculinity in this room. We're just ignoring that she brings her uncle on dates, too. I don't think you really want another date cory yeah i mean not now i mean too bad she had to pass because cory was trying to tap that oh he got some more is that oh i'm just trying to be the man that she wants brooke and jeffrey in the morning we kind of got locked up in the minutia of manliness, as one does.

As she is. She is so locked up in it. We were so focused on that that we didn't really get to the point that Alexis brought up, which was a good point that she has her uncle go out on dates with her to test out how manly her guys are. Yeah. That's a little weird. It's a little odd. And he still wanted to go out with her. I know!

He wasn't concerned at all. She danced with her uncle all night. She was probably very hot. And as soon as somebody questions your manliness, that's all that matters. You have to prove that you are a man. Masculinity. When your uncle is the manliest man you know,

you may have some issues. It might be a good strategy, Alexis. In the same spirit, would you be willing to have Jose tag along on your next romantic encounter? Just to prove how manly he really is. I will show up with a latte ready to be man. Wait, a guy just has to be more manly than Jose? Yes, outmanly Jose. Can they do it? I don't think so.

I think I can do it. I'm just saying. We'll keep you updated on Alexis' dating life. Yeah, I'll think about that. But text in to 78592. If you ever have a person you want us to call, we'll call that person who isn't calling you back. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show,

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