Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: Door Dash Ashley

Episode Date: June 1, 2026

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I feel like today, I don't know if Jose will get this reference, but I feel like it's going to be very team Edward versus what's the other kids name team Jacob the other kid am i gonna get it you don't even get it team Jacob is the one to not forget how do you forget that one I mean he is he is hotter I'm so much better in every way basically you have a choice between two different types of people oh is that what twilight's about yeah okay well a werewolf vampire yeah yeah glitter exactly sparkling so you'll I think get that reference yeah I don't know it's kind of a stretch but that's how I feel it is in today's brand new episode, but first comments, Alexis.

Chito Chimadez. Okay. Something like that said, I got your first all the way from Africa. Cool. Alexis, can you finally read my comment? I asked AI how I can get your attention. Wow. And it said I should bribe you with Amarulu coffee,

mixing your two favorite things, coffee and alcohol. Hey. That was AI, not me, but I am willing to send you some. Okay. I love it. So it's coffee and alcohol together? Well, I mean, it's just like when you put whiskey and coffee, or Bailey's in coffee.

Amarillo or Amaretto? I want to try one. It's probably Emeretto. That's Amarula. Send the recipe. Yeah, there it is. I'm Googling this right now. Okay.

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Oh, yeah. I love it. It's why we had to install an emergency. tarp in the studio. What? What the heck? Just in case springs out from the floor. I'm glad that we're covered, though.

We haven't had to use it in a while. I was following until he kept describing. Well, the flirtatious text we're about to hear today is apparently on a whole another level. Uh-oh. At least that's what our listener Blake says. So get the emergency tarp ready because I haven't seen it yet, but I do hear this particular text happened after their spontaneous date.

Oh, that's all good. I love this. Yeah, there is a lot of questions, though, and we're waiting for the answers. So first, Blake, welcome to the show. Hey, thanks for having me. Yeah, I will say, you seemed a little anxious when I was reading your email. Why don't you tell us about the situation with this girl that you met? What's her name?

Her name's Ashley. All right. Where did you guys meet? So I work as a DoorDash driver. And I'm doing my usual runs. And I get an order from a woman named Ashley. And I run up with the food. Yeah.

And this really cute woman answers. Oh, my God. So she's like, oh, thank you. And it starts talking to me. And I'm a little flustered. So I'm just like, I see that like she had ordered some wantons. And for some reason, I'm just like, hey, like your wantons. Oh.

That's a line. That could be read in a strange way. God, I can feel like anyone who's ever had that conversation with someone that they are attracted to. You're just cringing because you know, you want to. to stop and you can't stop it. So after all that hot wonton talk, where did things lead? Well, I get back in the car and I'm shaking in my head

and I'm like, I'm an idiot. We've all been there. Yeah. Okay. But then a couple hours later, another request comes in, same address, same person. It's actually ordering dinner.

What are the chances? That's amazing. Yeah. So I go right back up to the house. And when you, she opens the door, I'm like, hey, if you really wanted to see me again, you couldn't have just asked for my number. Oh, smooth. I'm glad he didn't say, you hungry girl?

Yeah. You had to double dip on those want tongues. That is so cute. And she responded positively. She was laughing. And while we're there, I noticed a bunch of boxes behind her. So it looks like she's moving in. Oh, okay.

Yeah. So I ask, and she's like, yeah, yeah, I've been unpacking all day. Dude. And Key, she didn't say we've been unpacking all day. I didn't even think that. Girls are so much smarter. That's so good.

Yeah, so she's single. Yeah, that's what it seemed like. So I tell her that I've got a side job where I help assemble furniture. And so I'm like, yeah, you know, I'm really good at this. I can help you out. Is that true?

Or you're just saying that? It's not not something I can do. Did she invite you in at that point? Yes. She's sitting at the table. and I'm putting it all together, and we start talking, and we're just talking about life stuff and our jobs and what we like to do, our hobbies.

Does it come up, like, are you dating? Are you seeing anything, anyone? Does any of that come up in your guys' combo? Like some romantic vibes happening? It felt very flirty, and like we're really getting to know each other. I mean, it's straight. It just felt like we're on a date. Very productive day.

Okay. Well, if you were feeling that, then most likely. she was feeling the same kind of vibe, right? Maybe. Here's the key. Does she pay you at the end? Yes, she did. Oh, no.

With cash or kisses? Both. Really? Wait. You got a kiss? Yeah. So when I was done putting it together, I was like, not to be too forward, but I'm picking up vibes.

Can I get your number? And she was like, yeah, of course. And then as I was walking out, she kissed me. What? Dude, this is, we never heard of a man. making money on a date. Yeah. And getting, yes.

Like, everything sounds great. What is wrong? Because I want to get to the flirtatious text that you mentioned in your email. Where does that come in? So the next day, I'm like, hey, that was wild, really fun and spontaneous. Now that it's all finished, how's that working out for you? I was talking about, like, the dresser. Yeah.

And she texts back, oh, my God, I want to have your baby. What? Whoa. She's kidding, obviously. Why is everyone so serious? Why is that a funny joke? I don't know. Because it's so wild.

It's obviously not true. You don't just tell someone you want to have their child. No creepy guys do on apps. It's not something you hear from a woman very often, like right after you meet someone. Okay, here's their thing. Do you respond like Jose just ha ha ha ha ha ha. I took it as something jokey. Okay.

I was like, hey, I knew I was good, but I didn't know I was that good. When do you want to hang out next? That's a good response. All right. What happened? I don't hear back And I Send a little follow-up text

The next day And I don't hear back again And now it's been Almost a week So I guess she doesn't want to have it that bad I mean We all have second thoughts as mothers Yeah

She was kidding everyone Or maybe a grubhub guy Came over and built her a bed frame And she was like Oh God Easier to have a baby with a bed frame Yeah. So who knows, but it's been a week since that happened.

You're hearing nothing back. And we want to turn you into an Insta Dad for sure. So let's call Ashley. I think he wants to be a Daddy. All right. Don't we all? Daddy, Zaddy, whoever you are, get your baby Bjorn ready for when we come back for your second date update right after this. Thank you.

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Man, woman, or person. Other than my husband. I was going to say. Michael. Yeah, that is not part of my playbook. If we had a nickel for every listener who messaged the station asking Brooke to please stop sending that to them, we would have enough money to save the radio industry. Wow.

Don't text in, by the way. You're going to get a weird text back from Brooke. Absolutely. But our listener, Blake, got that text from a woman named Ashley the day after he delivered food to her house twice and built her dresser for her. Not only did he get that text, but that's the last thing she ever said to him. Yeah. So ever since that baby-making text, he's heard nothing. And now he's left wondering, what's going on?

Yeah. Am I going to be a father or not? This is a weird one, right, Brooke? You know what I was thinking about? Hmm. What if she meant to send that to somebody else? Yeah. And she's embarrassed.

Like it was a joke to one of a friend or... I just can't imagine sending that after... It's a joke. I know, but it's a joke that you say like maybe after three or four dates. Not after the first spontaneous meeting of someone. What do you think about that? Is that a possibility, Blake? I mean, I guess, but it feels pretty specific.

I don't know what else she'd be responding to. And even if it was an accident, you responded so perfectly. Yeah. I mean, if any listeners are joining us, How did you respond to that, Blake? I was like, oh, I knew I was good, but I didn't think I was that good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. With a cry-faced, laughy emoji.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very flirtatious, no reason that she wouldn't answer back. And if it was just a mistake text, why wouldn't she just say that? Well, I guess we're going to find out. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, possibly. Don't laugh at our child.

Your emoji game may be way off, bro. Let's find out. I'm going to dial Ashley right now. We'll see if she answers the phone, but here we go. Yes. Hi. Hello? Is this Ashley? She said yes or Jeff? I heard yes.

Hello? It's me. Yeah? Hi. Sorry. That's so casual. Confuse us by answering quickly and casual. I know. We've made so many calls. Nobody's ever answered the phone the way that you just did. Yeah.

Maybe just tell her why we're calling. Yeah. We're a radio show. We're doing a segment called a second date update. Do you know about those? Oh, no. I think I know. Like someone wants you to find out why someone didn't get back to them? Yeah, they reached out to us. Yes, in kind of a dating romantic context. A guy hung out with you recently and now he's a little bit confused on where you two stand.

A guy named Blake? I believe Blake is confused. Yeah. Yeah. It sounds like you guys were super funny. I mean, it was a really wild way to meet someone. Yeah, it was. I would love to hear your side of the story.

Well, I'm kind of new in town. I got a job here, and I have a friend from college that grew up here, and she's here. And here I am. And that friend got these tickets to this concert. It was like insane. Like, I don't even want to call it a concert because the place was so small. Is this just about your weekend or is this about it? I think that we may be talking about two different people.

Yeah. Do you remember Blake? Yeah, Blake. So this is how I met him. He plays acoustic guitar and he's so good. And then, like, my friends and I were hanging out with him and some of the guys in the band after. When does he play guitar at the door or when he's driving? Yeah, there might be.

I think that we have some little confusion here. There could be a mix-up because the Blake that we're talking about, you met him like about a week ago. And he, like, built your dresser for. you after he delivered DoorDash twice? Oh my Remember you kissed? You tipped him? Mm-hmm. Okay.

I feel like there was a dramatic moment. I don't know why. Listen, listen. I mean, it wasn't a planned date. Do not be embarrassed that you thought we were talking about somebody else. That is fine. The other one sounds like way more of a date. Yeah. Yeah. But you know who we're talking about. Yeah. Yeah. I do.

Okay. Did you kiss the other Blake? You're trying to blakes. No, that's fine. Maybe we shouldn't know. Yeah, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. We don't care about acoustic guitar guy.

Acoustic guitar Blake is definitely different than furniture building Blake. Yeah. Not as manly. Not as manly at all. Furniture Blake. Yeah. We endorse. He's great and we've spoken to him and he's confused because the last interaction you had over text message,

according to him, was you saying that you wanted to have his baby. Oh, no. Yeah. Uh-oh. What's going on? So I sent that to the wrong Blake. Oh, Brooke was right. I was really hoping that wasn't it.

I didn't think it was another Blake. I thought it was like a joke. Yeah. You know? Okay. So you want to have acoustic guitar Blake's baby. Is it a joke, though? You don't really want to have a guitar boy's baby.

Okay. Look, listen. He's going to be on the road. There's going to be a lot of women involved. It's going to be one of those women. A hot mess. Yes. You want a man who can build a crib.

Yeah. And stay around. That's right. Okay, this is a lot for me to process because I thought something else was happening with a different person. Yeah. I bet it's a lot for him to process too right now. Yeah.

I'm sure I can hear him processing right now because you don't know this, Ashley, but furniture building, Blake, is on the other. line of this call listening waiting to talk to you. Oh. No, don't be embarrassed. I mean, you already said the text and he already thought it was funny. Yeah, let's hear from him. Blake, are you there?

Hey, yeah. I'm here. Hey, you wouldn't happen to have a guitar line around. Yeah. Or even a drum set or something, some other instrument, a flute. I play ukulele. Oh, ukulele. Wow, that's sexy.

I think he's kidding, guys. Why don't you talk to Ashley? Hi, Ashley. Good start. Hey. I feel really stupid. Oh, dude. Yeah, I kind of didn't know what to do.

So about the kiss at the door? What's the deal with that if you weren't feeling anything? I gave you a kiss on the cheek Like it's a thank you and I did pay you too Wait a minute, it was a kiss on the cheek I know, I thought it was a little bit more romantic than that We didn't get specific, I guess Yeah, but I gave you my number

Like we exchanged numbers Yeah But you said like if I needed help with any other furniture I should let you know But I think furniture was a euphemism Oh Yeah You can handle my brain

It definitely wasn't a euphemism. It was like real furniture. I told him that I had a new bed coming soon. We should ask. We haven't even gotten to. Are you seeing acoustic guitar, Blake? Like, is that already a thing that's been developing? How could it be when she thought we were calling about him?

That's true. Like, where are you with this guitar guy? Well, I mean, I caught some feelings, and I'm, you know, I haven't heard from him, but I'm hoping to. No, he won't call. I love it, brother. You know those acoustic guitar guys, notoriously accent. That's right.

Yeah, guitar Blake is not getting back to you, and I am. I mean, look, he even had us call on his behalf to try and get a hold of you. That's how deeply he feels about you. That's, it's very flattering. It's definitely very flattering. Yeah. Okay. And you definitely want to go out with furniture building Blake before the furniture group.

Step in and try to get a hold of them because there are tons of furniture groupies out there. The DoorDash groupies. Oh, those two. Following them around from house to house. Whatever it is, we would like to offer to send you on a date with furniture building, Blake. And if you're open to it, we would pay for that date. It's so flattering that you went to all this trouble, but I got to hold out for acoustic guitar, Blake. I got to do it.

Ashley. Guitar guys always win. I bet he's got a beanie too. Well, Ashley, I think you've made a massive mistake, and I look forward to hearing your voice on a future loser line segment that we do. Oh, that's a turn. When we're reaching out to acoustic guitar, Blake, and he has nothing to say to you. She's like, I don't even know what that is, but the name is awful. Yeah, it is. It hurts.

Yeah, I feel insulted already. You should. We didn't mean to show. Furniture Blake, I hope you go back to her house and disassemble her dresser that you just built for her. You take that thing apart. She didn't do anything wrong. I paid him Okay

I'm sure you're gonna try to kiss us Before we're hanging up on the phone with you Aren't you? Yeah hang up on her It's a peck of a cheat Well whatever it is I'll take it Guys guys thanks for having my back But let's lay off

I don't want to I don't want to arrest Oh wow he's still so nice I know he just gets better and better I want him to have my baby Furniture Blake Bear my children She was kidding I don't know if Jeff is I'm into it

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And I wanted to stand up for Blake, furniture Blake, and all that he was good for. I understand. But I don't think she was disrespecting him and saying no. I think she was just saying she's interested in the other guy. Yeah. I mean, that's all there is doing. He read the room wrong on there. Yeah.

out. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know what would be the ultimate revenge is if he goes back to her neighborhood and post signs on all the telephone polls that says free furniture assembly call Blake, so she has to see it. That is the most passive aggressive revenge plot I've heard

at a long time. I guarantee you she wouldn't even see the sign. Yeah. She's going to be busy at concerts. She's not going to have time. Okay, well furniture, Blake, if you and me want to go in on some furniture assembly for free, call me bro. I'm with you. He was getting paid and now he's going to work. for free. That's right. I'll hold the Alan wrench with you, buddy. Let's do it together. You deserve

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