Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: Double Date Double Ghost

Episode Date: January 24, 2022

Today’s Second Date isn’t just one bad date, but TWO MAJOR DOUBLE DATE FAILS at the same time. Will there be double the misery or double the redemption?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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for like older married couples and that and voyeurs. I went on double dates when I was like in the dating world in my 20s. Double dates are fun. Yeah, you were a voyeur back then. You're like, oh, go ahead. Kiss again. I promise I won't look. Okay, your guys' turn. Okay. But no, the girl on the phone today actually went out

on a double date recently. Oh, we're gonna make fun of her too? I don't know. Okay. Let's talk to her a little bit her name's vicky vicky are you married a voyeur or none of the above uh none of the above thank you for asking okay you're welcome so uh tell us about the guy that you went out with what's his name uh his name's adam okay and you went on a double date on your first date with adam yeah so we met online and it's kind of this weird situation. So he had asked me out. He seems like cute, normal, all of that stuff. Seemed. Yeah. Right. It was a couple of weeks ago and it was like a Friday night.

And so my roommate and I, we made this pact that we have a roommate night. Oh, fun. Yeah, like we just, we didn't want to be just like strangers living together. It's important for us to know each other and be involved in each other's lives. Okay. Oh, I see. It's no boys allowed. It's just you and me.

Gotcha. Pretty much, yeah. That's cool. So I told him that I would normally go out Friday night, but that's my roommate night. And he was like, what's that? And so I told him and he's like, that sounds cool. So I told him that I would normally go out Friday night, but that's my roommate night. And he was like, what's that? And so I told him and he's like, that sounds cool. I have a roommate who's also single. Would you be open to doing a double date?

Feels like it falls in the pact. Seems like it works. I was like, I don't know. Let me ask my roommate. She was down. So it kind of became this like 80s montage thing where like, sure, let's do this. Dude, that makes sense. That's kind of became this like 80s montage thing where like sure let's do this dude that makes sense that's kind of crazy though like you're both experiencing this first date together absolutely absolutely okay that's interesting so we got together we totally had a pack but if

they didn't look like their profiles or they were like super creepy and weird we'd cut out you guys make a lot of packs yeah you could just have a discussion i don't know so what happened the night of your double date did they look the way that you thought they would look they did and it went like really well i mean i thought it went really well like what did you guys do you just did drinks or do you dinner and drinks yeah we do dinner and drinks okay and i mean we're just kind of like general getting to know you nothing like really weird i mean adam like something i thought was really cool like he actually spent time in germany during college and so i thought that was like really interesting and fun adam's the one you went out with right correct yeah okay so my

roommate maya ended up going out with jac Okay. So everybody just had a good time. So we didn't have to do the like 30 minute cut and run pact. Another pact. Yeah. And they actually ended up covering the bill, which we had this assumption of like, you guys cover your thing. We'll cover our thing. Because, you know, when you're first getting to know people, you don't want to be like,

you cover the whole bill. Right. But they took care of us which is great you know we ordered a couple of shots so it was going really well it sounds like it did you end up back at your apartment or their apartment i mean it just seems so easy right like the roommates it's more of a party situation immediately so let's get to the good part when did the clothes come off no no clothes coming off no hot tubbing did anything like weird or awkward happen during the date well okay so this is the only thing that i can kind of attribute it to so there was you know pool tables where we're at so

we started to kind of play pool and the only awkward moment i can think of is the guys are kind of doing like weird intimate stuff with the pool cues. Oh yeah. Yeah, stick battles. You put them between your legs and then you duel. No, don't tell me they did that. It's funny. It's stupid.

You're with guys and when guys are around any like long objects, especially with like balls around. That's hilarious. We're going to, like, long objects, especially with, like, balls around. Oh, bro. That's hilarious. We're going to go for the lowest hanging fruit. That's why you're single. You don't do that.

Yeah, that's also true. But I don't understand. Like, that's a joke, what Jose is describing. You're saying they were doing intimate things. I didn't mean to say, like, intimate things. I meant to say inappropriate and mature. Okay. Yeah.

That makes more sense. Like what I was saying. Right. I bet you can't fit this whole pool stick in your mouth, bro. Oh, my gosh. I was Yeah. That makes more sense. Like what I was saying. Right. I bet you can't fit this whole pool stick in your mouth, bro. Oh, my gosh. I was going to put it somewhere else. But that's fine. Pool stick hat.

Yeah. People were staring. I was nervous. Oh, no. You know, I didn't want to get kicked out. And so I kind of said something. I don't think I was rude, but I kind of said something maybe in a parental tone what'd you say what'd you say i mean it was just like hey guys come on let's stop let's put it away now's not the time she's like okay everyone in three two i gave you a warning i gave

you a warning one and a half yeah how did i mean that's kind of a weird thing to say to somebody on a first date like how did the guys react to that well they kind of laughed it off but you could tell the energy just kind of shifted yeah yeah you suck the air right out of the room yeah it's i think it's fine though like you know you weren't like overstepping your bounds like you're just saying yeah stop being so mature yeah they should be flirty with you not their pool sticks it's kind of a build-up first you like you build up the confidence with your bro and then you it's just all that energy work i know i get it it's it's a tough situation being on a double

date how did it end yes so we had obviously arrived separately and they're like hey we're gonna go meet a couple people afterwards we're like totally cool great so they kind of left they went off with their friends and jacob got maya's number they exchanged numbers adam and i have been kind of texting but you can tell that it's not the same energy okay and has your roommate gone out with his roommate again no no okay neither of you are getting really anything. Okay. Yeah. Oh, man.

Interesting. So you're both getting ghosted. Yeah. Yeah. Double ghosted, man. Yeah. Double date, double ghosted. We're going to try and find out what happened.

We'll play a song. We'll come back. We'll call Adam for you, and we'll try and get you a second date update, okay? Okay. Thank you. Hold on. Second date update. Two guys and two girls walk into a bar.

It's not the start of a funny joke. It's the start of a real life first date. And I don't know, is this the first time that we've ever done a double date on a second date? I can't remember. I feel like we should have a roommate on on speaker or something in the background. That's a good question. Do we have to make another call after this to the other roommate? Or, Vicky, are you representing both parties here?

I'm representing both parties. Okay. So you're interested in going out with Adam again. Your roommate is interested in going out with Adam's roommate again. That's what you're saying? Correct. Okay. Now, if you don't know what I'm talking about, Vicky and her roommate went out with a guy named Adam and his roommate to a bar.

Things were going well until they were playing pool, and the guys started doing some inappropriate, immature things with the pool sticks to each other like guys normally do. I don't know that I've ever witnessed that in a bar. I don't know why you keep saying this is so common. I've played a lot of pool, and never once have i seen them use it as a phallic object okay well sorry i was talking about an under 65 bar so maybe that explains that stuff they're using them as canes at breakfast but vicky told them both hey boys

you know what cut out the funny business this is a date no fun allowed afterwards it changed the mood but now she's hoping that we can get Adam on the line and maybe convince him to give him another shot. Vicky, how are you feeling? I'm feeling confident, but I'm also a little nervous. And I forgot, have you guys not texted at all or you tried to reach out? No, we've texted. It just is not as enthusiastic as it was prior to the date. Okay.

And I'm rethinking about what I said earlier about representing two parties. Like, we don't have to double date in the future. Like, I'm just more concerned about my date with Adam. Oh, okay. So much for a roommate pack, but okay. We don't only have to see each other Friday night. Okay. Yeah.

Okay, well, let's get you yours. We're going to dial Adam's phone number, and we'll see what he has to say, okay? Okay, okay well let's get you yours we're gonna dial adam's phone number and we'll see what he has to say okay okay thank you here we go hello hey is this adam yeah this is adam who's this is Adam. Who's this? Sorry. My name is Jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Sorry, did we wake you up or something? Yeah, sorry. I have a weird day off today.

I took a P.O. day. Nice. All right. Sounds like you're enjoying it, my friend. I'm sleeping, dude. Wait, sorry. You said this is a radio show? What's going on?

Yeah, we're a radio show, and we're doing a segment called The Second Date Update, where we help our listeners get in touch with people after they've gone out on a date with them and they're getting ghosted. Ghosted. All right. Okay. He's not really ghosting anyone. Yeah, you're not fully ghosting someone.

He's like in the middle. He's like going towards the light, but he's not quite fully ghosted. He's trying. Yeah. but you went out like a chick who has an axe to grind or what's going on an axe to grind no no no but someone is curious what happened after they went out with you her name's vicky vicky vicky is trying to figure out what happened to me i mean we've been've been texting kind of. Yeah, yeah, she said that, but she said that it's been a little lukewarm and she's wondering if... Um, that's kind of weird

that she asked, like, a show to... What did she say? I mean... I mean, she said overall she and her roommate had a really good time with you and your roommate. Oh, they did. Interesting. Did you not feel that way uh it was a weird oh it was no not really it was weird okay it sounded fun i know it was kind of

awkward i mean we asked her about if there was anything awkward or weird that happened and she mentioned something about the pool table. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. My bro and I were on like lacrosse together. So we were playing the pool, like just kind of around casually, you know, we're drinking and there's like pun intended. Okay. You're forgetting you're on a date with other

people and just hanging out together. No, it's just guys will be guys. Yeah. Really uptight. And yeah, we're playing pool, but it's my best friend, my roommate. And she just like, I don't know. She got really aggro, frankly. Really? She said she was pretty cool about it and just said, hey, guys, knock it off.

Let's play. Yeah, that's how she's going with it. Yeah, a bit different. Going with? How was it from your perspective? Unpleasant, aggro, and awkward. Okay, those aren't three good adjectives okay yeah i mean we had a couple more drinks and got a buzz so maybe it was part of that but

i know for me it was a buzz kill oh my buddy agreed and oh the bros stuck together i'm not sure what to say but basically the table next to us was these two hot chicks, and they were, I don't know, with some other friends or something, and they were like, did that girl just, like, chew you out for just, like, sitting with her buddy there? And I was like, pretty much it was awkward. We're on a, like, a double first date,

and she just kind of, like, winked and was like, hmm, that's not very fun. We're fun. We're having fun here and oh nice bro is that the part like she said you were going drinking with friends like after the date are those the friends that you just met i mean yeah we finished our drink went around the corner came back and hung out with our new better i mean hot friends oh We heard it. Ouch. She said more fun, but you know.

Just because of one joke she couldn't take. That's why? I don't know. I don't have this problem. I turned water into wine. It was fun. Nice. I mean, do I need to ask did it go well with the new girls?

I don't think we want to know the answer to that. I think Brooke wants to know. We do. We're still single. I mean, that's the only thing. You're not dating any of those chicks, are you? Both of us have plans. Oh, so you have plans again.

Okay. Oh, no, they got replaced, you guys, with another couple. I know. Yikes. You said that you turned water into wine that night but i hate to let you know that water is actually on the phone oh no and water wants to talk to you because vicky's actually here on the phone he listens to all this yeah oh you're not like reporting back hi hi, Vicky. Yeah, water, you there? Hi. Hey. Whoa. Hey.

Hi. Sounds like you might need some water because you sound like you're still drunk. Uh-oh. Wow. Okay, that's kind of like ragged on him again there, Vicky. And the mom came out. Were you drinking last night? Were you drinking last night were you

drinking i mean i guess i need to be called aggro again for having an opinion about something but it looks like i avoided complete jerk store over here i mean you literally because i called you and your friend like tamper it down a little bit because you're using pole cues as like phallic symbols on a date with two women and you're hitting on two other women behind you it sounded like the women hit on him no why do you keep defending him it was douchey like all of it was like i mean i'm with her i'm also a woman who's been called aggro a lot so you know but i'm on your side let's go get some pool sticks. I don't know. I feel like you're angry, Vicky. I get it.

I'm sorry my word choice wasn't good, but maybe you're just angry, and I don't need that in my life right now. You're a great person, but it just didn't feel right. I feel like you're talking out of both sides of your mouth right now. You're like, you're a great person, but I don't need that in my life. If I'm such a great person, then what you can say is step up and be an adult and be like, hey, there wasn't chemistry. Thank you for your time.

I'm not interested. And go instead of these, like, weird text messages going back and forth. I thought we had a good time. You obviously didn't. Like, be a man and say that. And also clean your room. No, I'm with her. I'm with her.

Why are you still texting with Vicky? I mean, like, that's obviously leading her in the wrong direction. I don't know. It's like an exit interview. But I met two hotter chicks that were more fun and interesting and on my level. I finally down. But I guess now I've said it like an adult. And I don't know.

That's not really how adults would say that. But okay. Is that what you would want to hear, Vicky? You would prefer him to text you and be like, actually, there were two hotter, fun the bar that night no she'd be like it's more fun you guys are not what i'm saying at all you said be direct with me and tell me that you're not interested just say it that way jeffrey you can still be kind to people you just say hey i'm not interested period you don't have to add in the hotter chicks it's a lot easier to sleep you guys are so ridiculous. So what's going on? Do I still have to participate in this and talk to Vicky? Oh, my God.

I want to hang out too, man. But it's time, though. First, I need to ask, would you be interested in going out on another date with Vicky? Because we would send you out on that date and pay for it too. Dude, I feel like it's being a dead horse. I'm just not into it. She's like a mom. i already got a mom i'm guessing vicky didn't want to go out on a date anyway not at all no no okay he's kind of douchey but i mean i'm hotter

no he sounds exactly like your tech yeah exactly i mean you know if you guys want to hang out it sounds like there's two girls in the room. Oh. Alexis and Brooke. I won't double date with her. I'm actually a mother. Yeah, you know, I've been to a few of those. It's cool with me. No. Get the pool sticks ready.

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