Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: Double Kiss Surprise

Episode Date: September 6, 2023

One of our listeners was trying to walk a thin line in trying to get a man to notice her, and pulled a move that maybe went a little too far… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Second date update. Making a friendly bet during a first date, could be a good move Yeah, it's cute It's kind of flirty a little bit Yeah, for sure It has a little excitement to the night Yeah Like for example, beer chugging contest Loser has to do the other person's taxes for the next five years

Ready, go! What? Oh, you suck at chugging beer None of that was hot. Okay, so here's my W-4 and a list of my assets. So if you could file those by tomorrow, they're already overdue. I have a bunch of deductibles, too, by the way. That not working for you, Brooke?

Isn't this supposed to be your W-2? You give a W-4? Well, good. Good thing you know how to do it, because I certainly don't. But one of our listeners had a friendly wager going during her first date and apparently didn't go quite the way she planned. Uh-oh. So let's talk to Trisha about it.

Trisha, welcome to the show. Hi, thank you. You owe more to the IRS than you expected to? Is that what happened? Not exactly. Okay. No, you didn't do the tax bet thing, I'm guessing. No, I didn't. And look, now he's not calling you back wow jeff who is it who did you go out with so i met this guy named gino

do you know okay yeah and we met online and he really seemed like very kind of happy he's like a very chill guy okay um those are good qualities in a person. Yeah. He's super cute. So I was like, why not? So like, I know by his profile that he's like a sporty guy and I'm pretty sporty myself. So I thought we would do a game of pickup basketball. Oh, okay.

That's a great date. I thought you'd go to a game, not be in a game. That doesn't sound as fun. But, Jose, that's not, like, a sporty thing to do. Watching sports is not an athletic thing. So I'm not as athletic as I thought I was then. Because I watch so many sports on my couch. Downing two plates of nachos in under 20 seconds is technically, it is kind of athletic.

Competitive food. But I don't think that's what Trisha had in mind. Okay, so you guys wanted to do something sporty. What was your bet? So the loser had to buy the drinks. Oh, that's cute. Okay. It's good to play basketball before drinking.

Yeah. Probably don't want to do that the other way around. I mean, you could. You might get a tummy cramp. Not at all. Who won? He was pretty good and I'm not bad at all. It was close, but I guess

we just called it a tie because when I made the last shot, it hit the rim and when he turned around to make the rebound, it hit him in the nose. Did it bleed? No, but it looked like it hurt. Oh. Oh. Oh. Did it bleed? No, but it looked like it hurt. Yeah. Oh, man.

So his pride is hurt. He hasn't, like, really dominated the game, and then he just got an owie. Yeah, he had an owie, and then he bought drinks anyhow. Okay. That'll make your nose feel better. After you hit him in the face with a ball, you didn't pay for the drinks? Well, I didn't do it purposely. I hit the rim.

It wasn't my fault. And she didn't lose, Jeffrey. Okay. That really matters. She's a stickler for the rules. A bet is a bet. Yeah, okay. Did drinks go good?

Drinks were great. We had, like, really good conversation, too. Okay. This all sounds so good. Yeah, even getting hit doesn't sound that bad. Is there any bad things that happened? No, I mean, he was talking about, like, what he's looking for in a relationship and how he wants an active person oh which is awesome i do too and um he talks a little bit about uh he loves

fantasy football which i don't understand at all but whatever okay yeah okay and then he talked about like how he had a big party for his family for their anniversary for his parents oh that's cute and there's like 50 people so like he's really family oriented which i thought was great okay sorry this is all cute how did you end that date so um i kissed him by my car oh you initiated the kiss i did yeah did you kiss his nose so it felt better or did you kiss him on the mouth oh no i kissed him on the mouth okay good well it was great and then i went to get my car and he started walking towards his car so then i figured i was gonna try and be really. And then I ran up to him by his car and I gave him another kiss.

Aww. Wow. Wouldn't you be so excited if you were a guy? I'd love that. I don't know. You're saying no, Jeffrey? Is there any chance that maybe he thought you were going to attack him and try and knock him down again?

Finish him off after the nose incident? He's coming to finish the job. No. No. I'm just kidding. I mean, all that sounds okay. Two kisses are better than one. It sounds really romantic.

Yeah. How's the conversation been after the date or has there been conversation? Yeah. Like I've texted him like quite a few times and he does respond, but it's like spotty. So like he'll respond like every three texts or something. So that kind of makes me feel like, ooh, maybe I did something wrong. Okay. Are you texting from the same number every time?

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I mean, from the same three burner phones that she has. Right. Yeah. Okay. She likes to do the sneak attack thing, so I'm just wondering.

All right. Do you have any ideas? I have no clue. did he not like me kissing him is he like afraid because of the bomb i'm not sure what's going on like it's been a few weeks now too so sometimes a woman can seem a little bit too over eager with things too maybe i go off too forward i don't know yeah I love an eager woman. So do I, Brock. Sure you do. But all right. We'll come back.

We'll call Gino for you. And we'll try not to like sneak attack him too much. But we'll politely ask if he's willing to see you another time and try and get your second date update right after this. Okay? Okay. Okay. Hold on. Second date update.

Out in the parking lot, she lurks. So dumb. Ducking between cars. Oh, no. Reapplying her blueberry lip balm. Not the blueberry. Watching, waiting for her moment to run up and strike. Oh, it hurts.

Her name is Trisha. She is the notorious Southside Surprise Smoocher. Why did that guy get sick? He got scared. I thought her date liked it. Now, to be fair, it was her

second kiss of the night with Gino, and she was just trying to be cute and flirty about it. I'm sure it was cute and flirty. We had to play the puke sound for her. The sneak kiss may have scared him away to the point where he's avoiding her now. I mean, if she was ducking behind cars.

Or maybe he's just waiting for her to surprise him again, and she hasn't done it. I can really hope that it wasn't the second kiss. I mean, that's insane. Let's call Gino and try and get some answers from him. Maybe it's just a big misunderstanding.

Okay. Okay? Maybe he's away on business or something and hasn't told you. Getting his nose reconstructed after you shattered it into little pieces. No, he didn't even bleed. Rhinoplasty, I've heard, takes a while to come back from. So maybe he's just trying to get himself pretty again for you. Let's see what he has to say.

Here we go. Hello? Hey, is this Gino? Yes, this is Gino. May I ask who's calling? Doesn't sound nasally. No? Sounds pretty good. Hey, it is Gino. May I ask who's calling? Doesn't sound nasally. No. Sounds pretty good.

He's Gino. That would have been awful. We're a radio show, man. It's called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh, that's, I mean, I've heard of you guys. That's kind of cool. Oh, sweet. I think it's cool that you've heard of us.

We're doing something on our show called The Second Date Update. You know that? No? Yeah, I mean, I've heard of that. I didn't actually think that happened. That's kind of interesting. Yeah, no, we didn't really do this. It happens a lot.

So you're the lucky guy that we're calling today because you recently went out with somebody named Tricia. Oh yeah. It was kind of a minute ago, right? Like a couple of weeks ago. Yeah. It's been about two and a half weeks.

Okay. So you're one of those guys who likes to just take it slow. Oh, um, I guess, I mean, you guys are asking about how the date went? Well, it's just like...

Yeah, just give us a nutshell, like your take on that date, big picture. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I got hit in the face with like a basketball, but I'm not... Sorry. Don't mean to laugh. Don't mean to laugh. Was that good for you? Yeah.

No, it wasn't, Jeff. No. Was it embarrassing? I bet it was embarrassing. I mean, I got to say that the reason I'm not reaching out is because of, like, not the date, but because of, like, some of her texts after they gave me some red flags. Oh. Oh.

We didn't hear about any of the texts that you had. She just said you guys were kind of in spotty communication. Yeah, and you weren't responding to her. What'd she say? Was it clingy or something uh you could say that um like after i got home later that night i got like a one sentence text that said what's the best case scenario for us best case scenario yeah like for your? Is that what she's asking? Yeah. And I was like, how do I answer this? I literally was like, football in the face and more drinks?

Is that what you said? That's pretty funny. That's a fantastic response. I was like, okay, maybe she's drunk or something. And that was that. Okay. But that's funny. But there was more than just that the thing is the next day yeah she texted me it was like if we got married someday

would you consider ditching your fantasy football league to spend time with me it was something like that and the immediate answer is no i mean alexis a fair question right yeah after our first date i mean it gives you a good gauge i guess you're trying to be nice yeah that's it was she trying to be funny i don't know that was two serious questions like that's a big picture question that's two in a row how did you respond to that one i totally ditched my friends and my interests just for you. You know, I just got to a point where I thought, okay, this is just a lot. Off of one date, I don't want to be

planning out my future with this person. That is a lot. It'd be a lot for anybody. Doesn't sound like you asked her any deep introspective questions about her life. Uh-oh. And now is actually your chance, Gino, because she's on the other line right now waiting to tell you what she wants out of your future together oh this is gonna be cute oh great

so she planned this too of course she did oh my god this doesn't make it less intense her first question is what would you do if i surprisingly put you on a radio show would you love me trisha you there i'm here uh you know you didn't mention any of those texts that you sent to him. Well, I didn't think that they were really, like, that important. Oh. So hearing what he just said, have you changed your mind about that? It's not an issue. It's like I would like to know.

I am a planner. I could understand you wanting to, like to plan out your week or your month. Thank you. Planning out your entire rest of your life. That's a lot to ask a guy after one date. No, we're not getting any younger. And my deal is I'm not even going to bother wasting a minute if he's not going to tell me honestly what's going on with us. Or I'm not going to waste a minute if he's going to be like,

no, I'm totally keeping my fantasy football, and then I lose him like every Friday night. No, I don't think so. It's actually Sundays, but it's every Sunday. He's not going to give up his stuff for you. Gino. We don't know that. Gino, are you willing to give up your stuff?

Come on. That's so much. Like I said, this is one date. I have to go on a few more dates. You can't just corner someone like that. I don't think anybody's going to. What? That could have been your answer to the first question I asked you.

What's the best case scenario? Okay, maybe, yeah, let's go out a few more times. Okay, maybe that wouldn't have led me to the next question. You're thinking that I'm so psycho or something. Okay, but he. I don't think you're psycho. I just, I just... I did remember another thing you asked,

which is, would your parents ever let us stay in their house so we can save for our future? That was, like, another one. You're moving in with their parents? That's kind of a sweet

little image of a family. But he hasn't met my parents. Exactly. And I haven't met her parents or anything. Well, yeah, because you're being selfish and you're keeping them all to yourself.

You should spread the wealth of this wonderful family that you have. It sounds like... You also said you had I haven't met her parents or anything. Well, yeah, because you're being selfish and you're keeping them all to yourself. You should spread the wealth of this wonderful family that you have. You also said you had 50 people in there, so it was big enough for all of us. Oh, yeah. Wait, you actually responded that it was okay? I didn't. I didn't respond. I already told you guys and we talked about this. He told me about an anniversary party for his parents where he had 50 people.

Oh, right. And your first thought was, I can move in with my future in-laws. about this he told me about an anniversary party for his parents where he had 50 people she's a planner she's got a plan ahead for every bad case scenario that might play out tricia it's just a little too much you know i know you want to know everything right now but there's just no way to know i made it this far in life with knowing everything, and I think I'm going to be fine. You know what I mean? I'll be fine without him. But he could have just been honest and said, hey, a few more dates, and I would have been like, okay, and then I would have chilled out. But then it led me into this big spiral of wanting to know more and more and more. Gina, we could just smooth this whole thing over if you're just willing to admit right now it was all your fault.

Go ahead. I did not see that coming. Yes, this is all my fault since trisha is such a planner i would love to help her plan your next date which we will pay for out of the generosity of our hearts are we asking gino are you asking well actually that's a good point i do i should ask trisha for permission trisha is it okay if i co-plan your next date with you it is it is fine with me for you to co-plan yeah okay sounds like she's still up for it so gino would you like to meet up with trisha one more time on our bill um your future bride wants to know oh yeah oh wow yes if if we can just kind of take it a little slower what you're saying yes yeah i mean like i said i i had a fun time i just if you're really serious about just moving really

fast that's not me but if you're willing to just like go out and have fun then i'm down to go out for another day yeah but what we never heard was about that fantasy league willing to give it up. This is a good start to the communication. A little bit of honesty and transparency. It never happens on our show. I'm proud of us. I don't know if I like it. I know. It does

feel kind of ick to be this honest. It's pretty shocking. Is that okay with you, Trisha, to move slower? Yeah, I promise I'll slow it down. I won't ask any future questions like about our children's names or anything.

I will, I will reel it in. Yeah, because you already have those planned out and he doesn't really get to say them anyway. I do, yeah. Yeah,

there we go again. Welcome to the rest of your life, Gino. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Brooke, I'm just going to ask. Okay. Where do you see the show going? What's the best case scenario for us here?

I feel like it's too soon to ask. Really? And that makes me feel kind of uncomfortable. I mean, we've only been together for over a decade. And I'm not ready for this level of commitment. Well, I'm going to tell you, I'm scared. Are you? From what I just heard, I don't think we're heading to a very good place. What?

They're going out again, Jeffrey. Exactly. Suddenly we have people on the phone communicating, listening to each other, taking a breath and respecting boundaries. Too healthy, too healthy. Gross. It's not very funny.

I will say that. It's a cringe. We need to get this train back on track, okay? So if your life is a wreck, that's who we need to have call in? Yeah, if you want to scream cry at someone for taking a crouton off of your salad without asking first, you're just the type of person we need. Yeah. Email the show and help us right this sinking ship.

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