Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: Double the Dobermans

Episode Date: November 10, 2021

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Second Date Update. Unplanned laughter. Unplanned tears. Unplanned tears. Unplanned pregnancies. What? All have their positives and negatives to them. That is true. What about an unplanned

date? Is that a good thing? I think it can be. I think it could be awesome. Because it's what happened to one of our listeners, Rick. He didn't even see it coming. Aw. But the date just came out of nowhere. What?

At least that's what he said in his email. So let's talk to him about it. Rick. Rick. He hung up. Rick, are you there? Yeah. It's okay if you don't feel comfortable enough to share with everybody yet.

We can do this off the air. But why don't you tell us about the date that happened? What was the girl's name? Well, her name was Kelly. Okay. Okay. Dude, we can do this off the air, but why don't you tell us about the date that happened? What was the girl's name? Well, her name was Kelly. Okay. Okay. Dude, I love unplanned dates. I mean, that's pretty awesome.

Where were you? What were you doing? We were at the park. I have a miniature Doberman, and I walk it the same place pretty much every other day. Oh. You only walk your dog every other day? I don't know if that's a good thing, Rick.

He only takes it to the dog park. To the dog park. I don't have time to go there every day. That's a big commitment. I mean, and the dog park is a scene. Yeah, but it's like a circular dog park, and I was walking around, and for whatever reason, she was coming around the opposite direction, so we walked right into each other, and she had another miniature Dober chidover man i love when they're the same breed you're always like

do you think they know each other yeah for the dogs too like going to the park that's like going out to the club at night you're right you know that's like where they're gonna meet all the other dogs they want to make sure that they're looking good there's so many butts to sniff yeah you know just like the regular club bro a lot of lot of pressure, not just on you, Rick, but on your dog, too. Yeah, well, it wasn't any pressure at all. She seemed to come up to the dog and love it. She started asking me about it. I had a girl, and she had a boy, so it was really cool.

They were interacting as well. Ooh, the dogs are flirting. Aw, that's cute. So cute. And you guys have so many shared interests, like, just off the bat. Yeah, my dog got too excited, and I thought it went kind of bad because she walked up, and she was like, oh, yeah, my dog's friendly. And I said, oh, my dog's horny.

Oh. Wait a minute. That was, like, the first thing you said to this woman at the dog park? That's so funny. I love it. Luckily, it went well. She started laughing okay and we went walking and we talked it was really really cool it was an unexpected date

yeah now i get it that's great all right okay that's the date the two of you walking around inside this park together okay how long were you guys in the park together? I would say about 15, 20 minutes, but we did a few different things. Okay. What different things did you do? Well, I can throw a ball and my dog just kind of sit and look. But she was able to throw a ball and her dog was able to fetch it. And because it was able to do that, my dog kind of picked up. It ran after it, but it didn't bring the ball back.

I was learning. Oh, my God. Your dog and my didn't bring the ball back. I was learning. Oh, my God. Your dog and my dog are the same. Yeah. I can see your dog, Brooke. Oh, man. So random. Let's stop hitting on him because he's trying to tell us about the date that he was on.

Yeah, Brooke is like, my dog is the same. Let's focus back on the woman that you were with. Brooke also has a mini Dover out of nowhere. I'm saying, like, it could actually be kind of embarrassing when your dog is like the dud when it comes to fetch. You're trying to play it cool. Yeah. Was she cool?

Like, was she like, oh, cute. He's dumb. Like my dog. She started teaching me, like, ways to teach dogs that they respond quicker. It's her thing. So it was actually really cool. I told you my dog actually went for the ball. It just didn't bring it back.

Baby steps. Puppy steps. Okay. I've never sent my dog to training or anything. That's cool then. So, I mean, was there a romantic vibe to this? Oh, my God. She was smoking hot.

No, we're not talking about the dog anymore. We're talking about your date reserve on there. Oh, the date. It went well. She stopped in for coffee. I mean, we... What do you mean? Where was coffee?

Well, there's a little coffee shop right by the dog park. And there's... Because it's so close to the dog, they have a little place where the dogs can sip their water. Cute. That's cute. So you did the dog park, you played fetch, and then you went to coffee.

Yeah, it wasn't... We didn't sit down and have coffee. It was like one of those shop stand things where you just kind of get your coffee and you go. Got it. You didn't like go sit down. Okay, so that's why the whole interaction was only like 15, 20 minutes. That makes sense. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, so how did you guys leave things? Like how did the two of you end this interaction? She said bye. I said bye. You didn't ask her out on a date? No. I thought I'd wait a little later. I was going to do it over the phone. Okay. So you did

exchange numbers? Yeah. There's a lot going on. We got pictures of our dogs, everything. What's happened since then? Have you spoken to her? I haven't. She's not returning or answering the call, so I don't know. It's real weird. The only? I haven't. She's not returning or answering the call, so I don't know.

It's a real weird, it's real weird. The only thing I don't understand is I have not once got like a for sure romantic moment. Like this whole thing could easily be an awesome friendship you're forming, you know what I mean? Or you're right, it could be once we kiss, everything goes to the next level,

but I can't sense like one thing that was like, like, aww, you know? Yeah, yeah, right. Listen, it was only 15 minutes. It really wasn't enough time for all that. Yeah. It was the dogs really getting to know each other, so I would like to spend more time with her and get to know her. Yeah, yeah. That makes sense. Yeah, for

sure. Alright, well, let's see if we can make that happen. We'll play a song, we'll come back, we'll call Kelly for you, and we'll try and get you a second date update, okay? right. Well, let's see if we can make that happen. We'll play a song. We'll come back. We'll call Kelly for you and we'll try and get you a second date update, okay? Yeah. All right. Now, hold on. If you're just joining us, this is the budding love story of two dogs who met at a local park

and had the time of their lives. Mike and his moral listeners. Really though. Dog matching. They played fetch together. Aw. They drank out of the same water bowl. That's like a perfect dog same water bowl even peed on the same fire their connection was real and pure oh yeah and their two owners were also there grabbing coffee the other one was aware of the other's hotness. Please tell me we're going to skip the people and go straight to the mini Dover. I wish we could.

Put it on the phone. But the person is on the phone. His name is Rick, hoping to recapture that love doggy style with a second date update. Rick? Let's maybe leave all of the dog jokes and stuff out when we talk to her next. Just an idea. let's make that our missionary yeah yeah somebody got that yeah we all got it jose all right don't do that all right i will also stop this is going to be tough because i don't know that there was a whole lot

to mention besides dogs on your day i think it's okay to mention the dogs just maybe not your dog jokes that somehow turned very dirty. This is going to be a very flat, boring edition of Second Date Update. Zero jokes. No dog sexual reference. Yes. That's all I write. Thank you, Rick.

The challenge that you've presented to the show. Is it sad he has to tell us that? How are we going to go over the next few minutes without it? You should have seen Jeff think. We're going to call Kelly. We're going to see what she has to say. You feeling ready, man? Ready.

Okay, man. Here we go. Hello? Hey, is this Kelly? Yeah, this is Chief. Hey, Kelly. My name's Jeff from the radio show brooke and jeffrey in the morning um what is this about uh well this is about a segment that we do on our show it's called

a second date update okay okay and um the idea is we help our listeners who've gone out with somebody recently that they liked get back in touch with that person after they've been ghosted oh that sounds really strange you sound like a real positive person so i think this will go well for you i'm just i'm sorry i just have no idea who you guys are talking about yeah well it's a listener of our show named rick rick um was there like a last name or i don't know. He was probably ringing a bell. He said it wasn't really a date. It was more like you guys hung out for, like, 20 minutes,

and I don't know, he felt like he had a good connection. Yeah, you guys were in a park and your dogs met? Oh, my God. Yeah, I know that guy. Yeah. Okay. Well, that's a good start. No, that's a bad start.

I know who that is. I know who he's talking about. Oh, no. Why is that bad? He seemed nice. Oh, you guys have talked to him? Yeah. And that's how this segment works.

They email us and they tell us about the date that they went on so that we can help them get back in touch. Okay. So what did they tell you? Well, you guys bonded over the same dogs. You both have the mini Dobermans okay and there wasn't a whole lot yeah there wasn't a whole lot really that happened uh you got your guys dogs hung out and then you grabbed a coffee together i'm so sorry guys i have to stop you is this like some sort of weird joke you guys are playing is this like a prank no no not at all why i just um i'm

just getting a really bad feeling. I'm sorry. Is it Brooke? Brooke? She has that effect on a lot of people. I'm sorry. Did Rick make you? It's okay.

She's a friendly radio host. Yeah, she doesn't bite. Well, she does. Kelly, did Rick make you feel uncomfortable or something? Is that why you're worried about him? For example, like, how did you guys get my phone number? How did you get it? Well, Rick gave it to us.

I never gave it to Rick. Wait, but he said that you guys took pictures of your dogs together. Yeah. We took pictures of our dogs together, but I never gave him my phone number. This is, like, really messed up. I'm sorry. I'm weird. What?

I'm kind of alarmed for you. Like, that's not cool, man. He could have totally guessed. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. for you like that's not cool man he could have totally guessed like my phone number he's joking sometimes but you didn't want him to have your number no no i mean okay just like from first meeting i wouldn't just go on a date with this guy i was just trying to be

nice right so like yeah there was a coffee stand and we like took pictures of our dogs but then that was it so he didn't ask me for my number and i didn't give it to him but then after a few days my phone starts blowing up and it's very evident that it's him so i'm sorry i'm like panicking okay okay yeah i'd be panicking too yeah this is definitely weird and there's a way to find out how he got your number this is even creepier because i need a way to find out how he got your number. Oh, this is even creepier. Because I need to tell you that he's on the other line listening. That doesn't sound good.

Are you serious? Yeah, he's been on the other line listening this whole time. He wants to talk to you. How did he get our number? Oh, my God. I mean, at least I'll be able to figure out how he did this, right? Yeah, let's all figure it out. So, Rick, what's going on?

How did you get her number man kelly let me start here i i'm not a creeper i'm sorry for just calling you i just got my phone number well i was creative and kelly that's what i want you to know is if you allow me to take you on a date i'll be creative too i i. You're avoiding the question now, Rick. Hi, are you kidding me? Creative is now a trigger word. Where did you find Kelly's number? Well, we had a great time and we took pictures.

We had a great time. And on the pictures, my dog has my number on it. And her dog, I figured it was her number. And that's when I saw it. On the collar. On the dog tag. And you zoomed in. I already know.

Is that it, Rick? Well, I didn't have to zoom in because they were already close up. Oh. Oh, my God. So that's creepy. Okay. Well, Rick, thank you for telling me. I'm sorry, Kelly.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean for this to be weird. I don't want you to think there's a stalker or anything. I'm not that type of guy. I'm shy, and this is embarrassing. Oh, buddy. Rick, I appreciate you saying all this, but I have to tell you for future reference, just ask.

This is weird. I know you're saying, I'm sorry, and I'm embarrassed, and I'm shy, but this is what women hate. But don't you appreciate the creativity of it? Rick, I don't. I really don't. I don't think that's a good word. I will say that's the first I've ever heard of that ever happening.

I think it's creative, Rick. Rick, I think it's intrusive, right? It's overstepping a bounds. I didn't think it was crossing any boundaries because we had already spent so much time together walking and talking, and I just figured we could talk a little bit more. So I'm sorry.

I mean, if she was a total stranger, it'd be even worse, right? I mean, if you don't even know if Kelly's single, it just seems like you guys didn't have those type of conversations. You had conversations about how to train your dog. It was. It was very surface conversations.

That's why I was calling her, so that we could talk more. Yeah. Okay. Well, it sounds like you're accidentally creepy. Well, yeah. His intentions were kind of here. But in today's dating world, it's so hard to meet people. If you have an encounter out in the world somewhere and you didn't get the opportunity or you didn't have the courage to ask for somebody's number i mean this

he took it a little bit far but it was for like a pure reason yeah but you just go back to the same dog park and you find her again you know what i'm saying like you well now you're the creeper hanging out at the dog park like watching everybody like going up to everybody's tags trying to match the tags but if you want to run into her again, like that's your chance. Like you needed to have asked her for her number. Exactly. I know it was creepy. I was just shy in the moment.

And I'm sorry I didn't ask you and just started texting you and calling you. Oh, that's good. That feels sincere. That feels sincere, Kelly. It does. We still don't even know if Kelly is actually single yet, though. I know. Now I've heard Rick said that.

I'm like, what happened? Yeah. I don't have a boyfriend, but I am hanging out with a couple different people, so. Oh, okay. Yeah. All right. Well, there's a little bit of gray area there, but we can work with that. Yeah.

You're not official. Yeah. So let's offer to send you guys out on a date, and we'll pay for it. What do you say? You want to add another to the bunch? I feel very uncomfortable. I appreciate the apology, Rick, and I do believe you. I believe it was genuine and everything, but I just feel I don't want to go.

Yeah. Oh. That's understandable. Well, at least he was able to, like, clear it up a little bit. Yeah. Well, this has been embarrassing enough. Oh, buddy. But you know what, though?

It's a good lesson. And you might not actually have a date lined up with Kelly, but you'll be able to think about her every time you play fetch with your dog. Kelly taught me that. Why does my little Doberman look just like her little Doberman? Yeah, and I also have her dog pictures, too. So I'll frame those as well. Oh, frame them?

Okay. What the? You're joking, right? Oh right oh my god i'm joking okay okay it's safe to laugh now it's too soon brooke and jeffrey in the morning i know on the surface this whole thing sounded pretty creepy like how he got her number off her dog's name tag. He zoomed in on a picture. And he definitely should have asked her for it just normal. Yeah. I'm not arguing that.

Yeah. But I will say it is almost impossible now for any guy to meet a girl out in real life and just get her phone number without coming across creepy. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's true. And get her real phone number. Yeah.

I mean, you're pretty much screwed either way. You are. But he didn't even ask. Yeah. You're saying that you are creepy if you just ask for someone's phone number these days? Yeah, pretty much. Does that check out Alexis? It's true.

It depends on how hot they are is what she's saying. She's right. Unfortunately, most people don't have that luxury of just relying on their attractiveness. No. Yeah. Back in the day, you could be like, you're beautiful. I'd like to take you out. It's like, oh, now you DM a girl.

You're beautiful. I want to take you out. They're like, ew, thirsty. It was even better than that. Back in the day, you could just be like, hey, can I marry your daughter? Cool. Those were the days. Those were the days for you as a white male.

Bring back the 1500s, am I right? Women as property. Anyway, if you're... We're being sarcastic, by the way. We're obviously joking. And if you need some help getting in touch with somebody after they're ghosting you, email the show. We'll call the person who isn't calling you back.

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