Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: Exposing Justin

Episode Date: July 3, 2024

Yesterday we had an extremely Awkward Tuesday Phone Call…Where two girls, who are roommates, found out they were both hooking up with the SAME GUY. Today, both woman are on the phone to join forces and confront him!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It's a continuation of yesterday's Awkward Tuesday phone call. So if you missed that, one of our listeners, Allison, needed our help making a call to her roommate. Uh-huh. To tell her, hey, I've kind of been hooking up with your ex-boyfriend. Yeah. Which we thought was going to be awkward. Right. No big deal.

Yeah. Only to find out once we got her on the phone, they've kind of been back together. Yeah. Oh my gosh. The roommate and the ex are actually not ex. And that's when this moment happened. He's been sweet. We've been spending a lot of time together lately.

And so. For how long? I don't know. We're confused. Oh, it's been about two weeks now. Oh my God. Oh my gosh. Oh. Wow. I hate a little bit confused. Oh, it's been about two weeks now. Oh my God. Oh my gosh. Oh, I hate that guy.

Dude. He was sleeping with both of them. Yeah. That was yesterday. Oh, so dirty. It turns out this dude, Justin, has been simultaneously hooking up with his ex-girlfriend, Lily, and her roommate,

leading them both on, and neither of the girls knew about it. Oh man. So yeah, so once that happened, things got heated, and instead of the girls knew about it oh man so yeah so once that happened things got heated and instead of just confronting the guy directly both allison and lily decided that the best thing for them to do was to come back on our show today and confront the guy together yeah good decisions are still out there yes to be fair i don't know if they really decided that i kind of pushed them into it because we were short on content.

Let's welcome back to the show, Allison and Lily. Welcome back, ladies. Hi. Hi. You guys don't sound very excited to be here. How are you guys doing? We're okay. Yeah. I mean, like at the start, I was pretty upset

and, you know, I had to get over it and, I know, I had to get over it. And I mean, I don't know. I think we're kind of unified on this now. And you're talking to you guys like we're ready to confront him. Yeah. No, I mean, I understand how like the emotions must be going crazy. Like you thought that this was a relationship that you're about to get into only to find out he's a horrible guy.

So how did he think that you guys wouldn't find out? All the cheaters are guys wouldn't find out? Since you guys discovered what was really happening, how hard has it been to not talk to Justin about this and just like confront him yourselves? It's been ridiculously hard. He was actually texting me last night and I was trying so hard to ignore him. Wait, is this Allison talking or, you know? I'm Lily. Oh, that's Lily. Oh, this is the ex-girlfriend, Lily.

Okay. He was texting you. Yes, he was. Okay. It was so hard to send him those nudes. I did send five times, but it was hard. I know. Allison was holding the camera.

So awkward. No, I'm kidding. I thought it was tough. Yeah. Allison, how did you feel about it? I actually haven't heard from him at all, and I didn't try to contact him. Yeah. So he's ignoring you.

Yeah, did you stop talking to him or both? I mean, it's only been a day, so. That's true, but normally we text a lot. But, Jose, you've got to give the guy some credit. He's probably busy with a lot of other women. How many text threads does he have to manage all at once? I bet he has an assistant. He really should just start a group chat.

It would be more efficient. Do you guys think that Justin has any idea that either one of you knows at this point? No. Really? It probably helps that we taped both of these first and didn't air it right away. Because if we did, then one of his buddies could have heard it and then warned him and let him know.

So this is actually good for us. That's good, actually. Yeah. What is the plan here, though? That's what I want to know. Who wants to be the one that calls him out? I feel like it would be Lily because it's your ex-boyfriend who is about to be your boyfriend again. I think you let Brooke do it.

She's in it. Brooke is ready. Before we went on air, Brooke was like, oh, I'm so excited to get them on the line. I am. Yeah, I feel like I should be the one that does it. So who's talking? Who's talking? I'm Lily.

He should be dumped really hard, and he should be super embarrassed, and everybody should be able to hear it because he's a two-timing cheater, so this what he deserves all right well hold on is he technically a cheater yeah because they were like because i mean you guys were broken up at the time that this was all happening so is it really cheating if neither of you were exclusive you're not broken up if you're you're hanging out with your ex for two weeks then it's like it's back on like you don't have to have a talk with your ex for two weeks, then it's like it's back on. Like, you don't have... Oh, I mean, it is a great journey. But you don't have the... You have to have a talk with an ex. Like, you just go back to what it was. Oh, I know.

There's like a two-month grace period after the breakup where it still counts as being together. No, no. He's definitely... He's a liar for sure. He's a liar for sure. Who cares?

He's a piece of crap, and we just want to embarrass him now at this point. Okay, there we go. Fair point. I'm getting deep. All right. I mean, I don't want to confuse everyone listening because, you know, usually we're just dealing with two people on these things,

and this time there's going to be three. So if you've just started listening, a guy has been hooking up with both his ex-girlfriend and her roommate at the same time. They both found out about it in the Awkward Tuesday phone call with us, which we taped earlier. We need to get to this. Are you both ready?

Yeah. I mean, I've been waiting for you to, like, stop talking for the last couple minutes. Like, let's get this over with. Okay. I'm going to shut up. Okay. That makes sense. That checks out.

We're going to call the sleazebag. And we're going to do the weirdest second date update we've ever done and whamboozle this guy. Whamboozle. Yeah. We're going to do it right after this. Oh, wow. Okay. Whamboozle this guy. Whamboozle? Yeah, we're going to do it right after this. Oh, wow. Okay. Whamboozle.

Old guy. We got a whamboozle update. Second date update. You know, earlier, all through the break, my co-hosts were giving me a bad time for saying the word whamboozle. I mean, really, honestly. Like it's some sort of old outdated term

I've literally never heard of it And you know what? Those Weisenheimers, I've had it with them I should just give them all a knuckle sandwich Or a ducky shine cracker God darn you khaki-wakis How do you ever make fun of me? Okay, pipe down.

I mean, honestly. You need to take all the old jokes back. Anyway, we're about to call a guy and whamboozle him by saying, Hey, guy, both the girls that you've been hooking up with know about each other. And by the way, you're about to get horn-swoggled. That sounds like a good thing for him. I don't know about... Jeffrey's like, what? You girls can vote?

At this point, I don't even know what I'm saying anymore. I still think he's going to be down for the hornswoggle. Basically, Allison and Lily are both on the line, ready to confront this guy and say, hey, we know that you've been hooking up with both of us. Unless they've hung up because you're an old man. And I'd like to applaud you both, Allison

and Lily. Your, you're roommates. You guys saw who the problem really was in the situation. You were bigger than that. You kept your friendship intact. It's awesome. This has somehow weirdly brought us closer together. Aw. It's usually the opposite.

Yeah. It's what happens when you're sleeping with the same guy. Right. You guys are like sisters now in a really weird way. Yeah. Uh-huh. But, I mean, I know this might be kind of a weird thing to ask, but he knows that you guys are roommates, right? I mean, obviously he knows, but I guess he thinks that he can get away with this.

Well, we're not going to let that happen today. No, we're not. Let's get to it. Let's do this. We're going to dial Justin's phone number and hornswoggle and boondoggle and wowie smacker him until he has no sense left about him. You can't see it, but we're shaking a stick at you right now. How does that sound? It just sounds dirty. Okay, I'm going to shut up and I'm just going to dial the phone number.

And remember, Allison, I'm going to call you in first. Okay, because they're the ones that haven't been talking. Right. They haven't been talking the longest. And then I'll call in the ex-girlfriend, Lily, after that. Yeah. Okay. That's going to be the bombshell.

She's like the punch. That's right. The knockout punch. Here we go. Good luck, ladies. Hello? Hey, am I speaking to Justin? Yes.

Who's this? This is a morning radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay. Hi. Hey, what's up? I don't know. What's going on with you guys? Good question.

Yeah. We wanted to talk to you a little bit about your dating life, if that's cool. My dating life? Mm-hmm. Because there's a woman that reached out to our show who's been trying to get in touch with you and is a little bit curious about what's going on in your guys's relationship you know allison uh yeah i know allison okay okay you haven't been talking to her much what is this all about exactly well this is a segment that we do on our show

called the second date update where we help listeners get in touch with people that they've what is this all about exactly? Well, this is a segment that we do on our show called The Second Date Update, where we help listeners get in touch with people that they've been dating but been having a hard time communicating with. Like maybe somebody ghosts or like falls off for no reason. Well, that's not really my situation. I mean, me and Allison have been texting,

so I don't really know what information you got. Okay, well, she said it's been a while, though. I mean, what? Like two days? I've been a little busy. Oh, I bet you have. Yeah, that's funny. What have you been busy with?

Do you really like Allison? Yeah, sure. Sure. That doesn't sound confident. Sounded love. You know. I mean, what do you want me to say? I don't even know you guys and you're

asking me all these personal questions like i don't why do you care it's okay it's okay um it's just allison has reached out to us because she's curious because she likes you it feels to her like maybe things are cooling off a little bit is is she feeling wrong about that vibe? She reached out to you? No, we're keeping it casual and cool. It's fine. Yeah. Okay. But you want to keep seeing her? Again, dude, that's not really your business.

That's between me and her. You're right. Look, look. All I'm saying is it would make Allison feel happy probably if you asked her out on a real date. I think she'd really enjoy spending more time with you. Okay, well, thanks for the advice, pal. I'll get on that. Okay.

I mean, would you be cool if Allison was dating other dudes right now? I don't even know who the hell you people are. Like, what are you talking about? We're just trying to help out our listener, man. Like, we know you're interested in Allison. You've been busy. You claim to like her is there something that's holding you back from hanging out more like is there somebody else in

the picture maybe or is it just her no judgment no it's just her okay is it though yeah what do you want me to say she yes i mean i like truth truth is important yeah it must feel good to tell yeah i don't i don't know if allison agree with you on that, about it being just her. Okay. Because she's actually here, listening on the other line. Hey, Justin. What? Yeah, that's Allison.

Hey. Allison, what the hell are you doing? Why are you calling me on the radio right now? Oh, you know, just giving you a test i guess what type of test like i don't get the joke what am i missing here i mean did you think that i was like i wouldn't find out come on find out find out what okay stop playing games you know i'm not the one playing games you guys are the ones playing 20 questions over there. I don't know what the hell's going on right now. Justin, just be honest, man. Save face right

now. Or Allison, maybe you should just come out and say it to him. I don't think he's going to come clean. You know what? I don't really feel like telling him. I think somebody else should tell him. Oh! Who? Who would that be? be hey lily now's your turn

hi justin oh what the is this what are you guys trying to be like dateline nbc or something what the oh i wish we have you been on that show before justin i mean you did turn it a lot darker just now that's your ex or current girlfriend, Lily. Yeah. I don't have a girlfriend, so I don't know what you're talking about. All right? I'm not committed to anybody right now. I don't have a girl.

We broke up. Wow. This is going to be really hard to get a second date out of this, guys. Don't push out. Justin, are you serious? You've been with me this whole time, and now you're with my roommate? Both of us were just being used by you. I mean, you were terrible when we were dating,

and it looks like you're even worse when we're separated. Why would you do that to both of us? You just said it. We're separated. Just because we're sleeping together doesn't mean anything, okay? Just because you want to hook up with me. But by the way, if I read the text messages right now, who's asking who for what?

You know what I'm saying? You've been hitting me up, asking for me to come over, and now you're blasting me, making me look like a scumbag right now. I'm single. I'm allowed to do whatever I want. I'm a single man, and a lot of women want this, so I'm going to give it when they want it. A lot of women want this.

Dude, you can't hook up with your ex and her roommate. Like, there's just, it's an unwritten rule. Everybody knows it. It's out there. Hey, mom, mom, I can do whatever I want. Don't tell me what to do, mom. Okay, I like how you were telling Lily that, oh, we got to keep this secret. Don't tell anybody.

Of course you didn't want to. You knew it was wrong. I also know that they're roommates and they're eventually going to tell each other. So, yeah, who cares? You sound pretty defensive for somebody who knew what was going to happen. Yeah, I know you don't think that you did anything wrong, but it's called lying by omission,

Justin. Just because you didn't say anything or admit anything, it doesn't mean that you're not guilty of wrongdoing, bro. And you were obviously leading these girls on. You just told us that you liked Allison and only wanted to be with her. I don't a what any of you people think all right you're calling me and you're giving me a ton of crap like i'm living my life wrong i guarantee you the second i hang up this phone right now one of those chicks is gonna text me and ask me to take him out tonight

okay well that's hey man that's not true that's not true because Alexis is gonna be calling you too she likes the sound of your voice Justin you there I think he hung up I didn't even get to call my mother egg likeing egg like I wanted to. I don't want that. Okay, well, at least now that we have it on the podcast, we can send him this so that he can hear it when he plays it back for all of his other girlfriends. I'm sure I'll pick up if we call him back. Is he right, though? Are one of you going to text him after we're done with this? Sounds like he's really good at what he does.

No. Really? No, I'm not. Like, I used to love him but this is just unforgettable i'm done with him oh why am i not convinced i know i'm not it's funny lily could have said unforgivable but she went unforgettable so uh lily i wish you luck dude don't go back to that dude it's bad news man you deserve better lily or at least go back to that dude. It's bad news, man. You deserve better, Lily. Or at least go back to him together as a team.

Whatever. So gross. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Ugh, we're so done with New Year, New You. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them.

More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will, too. Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Dive into John's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors.

And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Emi Olea, host of the podcast Crumbs. For years, I had to rely on other people to tell me my story and what i heard wasn't good you really last night it felt like i lived most of my life in a blackout i was trapped in addiction you had to grab the lamp and smashed it against the walls and then i decided i wanted to tell my own story listen to crumbs on the iheart radio app apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts