Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: Farmers Market Love

Episode Date: December 2, 2021

The guy on the phone today took his date to see a psychic... But knowing what lies ahead backfired on him! What she learned about their future together might be what scared her away....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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If you ask me, though, there is no song more romantic, more passionate than the classic love ballad, Old MacDonald Had a Farm. What? Oh, yeah. What do you love? It's not even about love. I know exactly what he means by E-I-E-I-O. What?

I know what he's talking about. I actually don't. Well, it just so happens we have a farmer on the phone today for a second date update. He knows all about how love works on the farm. I see. His name is Andrew. Is his last name McDonald? I don't know.

Let's find out. Andrew, what's up? Hey, guys. Ooh, you sound like young, hot McDonald. Yeah. That's what I'm talking about, Andrew. Drive that tractor. Andrew, what's up? Hey, guys. Ooh, you sound like young, hot McDonald's. That's what I'm talking about, Andrew. Drive that tractor. Jeez, bro. I'm sorry.

Andrew, are you really a farmer? Yes, I am. Cool. So who's the lucky lady that we're going to be calling today? Or animal, I don't know. What's this person's name? Her name's Michelle. She's a human.

All right. We're off to a very good start. What do you like about Michelle? I mean, she's super cute and she's into organic fruits and veggies. What's not to like? That's setting the bar pretty low. How do you know that? Where did you meet her? So we actually met when I was at work. So I work on the farm, and on the weekends, I also go and help out at the farmer's market. I set up the booth. That's the classic place to meet some young single women.

No, for real, though, I swear, they only send, I go to the farmer's market often. They only send the young, attractive-looking people to the tent. There's a lot of hot people walking around the farmer's market. Yeah, for real. I'm never there. If you haven't checked out that scene, I definitely encourage it. I need to.

So, wait, did you hit on her? Did you use, like, some zucchini joke or something? Like, I'll show you how. Brooke, get your mind out of the gun. I mean, I was going to go with eggplant. You could go with all sorts of different vegetables. This is what happens when you play Old MacDonald, how to farm for people.

They just get all crazy passionate. It is subliminally sexy. Look at Brooke. I know. So how did you meet Michelle? So she was checking out the strawberries, and, you know, I gave her a sample. She said thank you and, you know, gave me a little smile.

So I thought she might be into me, but then she started to walk away. So I was like, wait, hold up, hold up up and i told her that we have a different variety of strawberry that's even sweeter than that one and i was like you have to try it if you're into strawberries oh okay here we go this is a good way it's a good way i hope it worked well you know that was like a little bit of a white lie though because it was uh the exact same kind of strawberry so wait did it work uh yeah i gave her another i mean she was like all right and so she walked back over and i gave her another strawberry and she was like thank you but then she like started to walk away again what she took two

samples and didn't buy anything are you sure this isn't a red flag well he offered yeah i know you know usually when you get a sample, you should really buy. Right! So, you know, she started to walk away again while I was like, hold up. Believe it or not, I have a third variety. Oh, God. You just keep going to like 20? That's so funny. And they're just the

same strawberry. So she came back, tried the third strawberry. You know, I think she kind of caught on at this point. She was like, you know, your strawberries are really good, but they all pretty much taste the same. Oh, she called you. But I tried again. I was like, if you like those three,

I actually have 50 other varieties of strawberries. Oh, my God. Even sweeter than those. And if you want, you can hang out, and you can just try all the different varieties of strawberries. And, you know, I think at that point she knew I was kidding. Yeah. Okay.

So where does the date come in? Is this the date? Was the date later? I mean, she laughed. And so I was like, look, I'm about to go on break. So I asked if she wanted to hang out. So, you know, we started walking around, walked around the rest of the farmer's market. That's a good place to have a first date, right?

It's a great place. I mean, there's lots of flowers and vegetables and fruits. Yeah, I mean, the mood is pretty much set for you. Yeah, but you guys, he's at work. I mean, how long could this have been? What was your break, like 15, 30 minutes? It was a 30-minute break. Okay, so in that 30 minutes, did you guys connect?

I mean, she was, like, pretty impressed with my farming knowledge and my knowledge of organic produce and all that. Told her that she definitely should stay away from the baby asparagus. It's a total ripoff. Oh, baby asparagus is a ripoff. That's good. Yeah. From the farmer's mouth.

Don't go for that. I didn't even know baby asparagus was a thing. I know, me neither. But I'm not going to buy it. So we're walking around and we came across a woman who reads tarot cards. And I offered to buy her a reading and she was like, no, you don't have to do that. But I was like, look, it's just five bucks and it'll be fun. So, you know, she went to the booth and I wasn't with her during this part.

But when she came out of the reading, she was blushing because she said the psychic told her that she would find an incredible love today. What? No. I mean, how could the psychic know that when a cute find an incredible love today. What? No. I mean, how could the psychic know that when a cute man just paid for her reading? How could she ever figure that out? It's crazy, right? I mean, definitely well worth the $5. Yeah.

I mean, that psychic was a good wing woman. Yeah. Did you go in for the kiss right there? No, no, I didn't. You know, so I got her number, waited a few days. Then I texted her, but no response. So the next day, you know, I sent her another text and nothing. So at that point, I was like, well, I don't know.

Maybe she like gave me a fake number or ghosted or something. Yeah. I mean, you know, at this point, I don't know what's going on. Like, did she change her mind? Did she have a boyfriend? Right. I mean, there's a lot of possibilities because you don't really know her that well. I mean, maybe the great love that she was going to meet that day wasn't you.

Oh. Maybe it was the guy at the jams tent. Oh, no, not the jams, bro. I know. A girl can't resist a good apricot jam. Dude, I hope that's not true because that guy's a douchebag. That is true. I know. Those little tiny spoons.

Yeah, you know those jam bros. All right, man. Well, we're going to play a song. We'll come back and we'll call Michelle for you and try and get you your second date update. All right, thanks, guys. All right, hold on. Second date update. If you're just tuning in, we've got Farmer Andy on the phone with us today for a second date update.

And I'm going to make a psychic prediction. Okay. Ooh, this is rare. I'm looking deep into my crystal microphone it's crystal I'm rubbing it and I'm seeing a very warm very passionate kiss in the near. Okay. Awesome. How did I know that was coming? Prediction came true, Andrew. How was that for you?

That was all right. Yeah. That's all right. Very long. You got to step up your kissing. Yeah. I should have used more tongue with that. Oh, Patrick. No, seriously, though.

I predict a successful second date for Andrew today. Okay. Because if you're just tuning in, Andrew works on a farm, and he ended up meeting a woman named Michelle while she was checking out the strawberries at his booth at the farmer's market. And they hit it off. They had walked around a little bit, and they stopped for a psychic reading, and the lady there told her she predicted that she would meet an incredible love that very day.

Whoa. I know, tarot cards never lie. Well, that's what I'm saying. I mean, I believe in that stuff. Yeah, well, whatever. I mean, it's a good sign no matter what, right, Andrew? Yeah, like, who wouldn't believe a psychic? Yeah, totally.

That's their slogan, I think. Michelle has not spoken to Andrewrew since that happened though so we're gonna give her a call right now and we're gonna try and figure out what happened okay okay all right good luck andrew all right thank you dial the phone number right now here we go hello hi can i speak to michelle please speaking how can i help you Hello? Hi, can I speak to Michelle, please? Speaking. How can I help you? Hi, Michelle. My name is Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Do you have a moment to talk with us? What is this about? This is about your dating life. Is that not true? It is, but it comes off creepy. Oh, okay. This is about your romantic life. Yeah, there it is. That's not better.

I'm sorry. What? What are you talking about? Okay, well, we do a segment on our show called A Second Date Update. It's where if you go out on a date with someone and afterwards they're not calling you back, you can email us and we'll reach out to that person for you to try and figure out the reason why. You guys do that? Yeah.

It's a radio show. We do a radio show. It's on every morning. You should listen, especially since you're going to be on it. Okay. So recently, a guy reached out to us about you. His name is Andrew. Or maybe he introduced himself as Farmer Andy.

I don't know what he called himself. But you met him at a farmer's market. He's a strawberry guy. Yeah. All right. So Andrew told us a little bit about how you guys met. Okay. He said that you were looking at the strawberries and he had you taste one and then a second one and then a third.

Yeah, that was cute. It was cute enough. Okay. Well, that's good. Okay. Yeah, that was cute. It was cute enough. Okay. Well, that's good. Okay. And then after that, he told us that you guys walked around a little bit and he told you about

the produce there, said stay away from baby asparagus apparently. That was probably the highlight was learning about baby asparagus ripoff. Oh, that's the highlight?

What? Because he told us you had a psychic reading after that where you had a very good prediction. I mean, he paid five bucks for tarot cards i heard yeah guess he did are you like against psychic readings and he didn't

know it and he i don't know no i'm not against psychic readings i just do you really want to know because i really don't want to embarrass him like no i don't really want to know but i don't want to know but andrew really cares about this and he would love to know the reason why because he feels like you guys connected and he listens to our show so he knows that people get embarrassed during this segment all the time i mean it's kind of like the waiver you have to sign before you call us all right so um between the all of his strawberries tasting the same and tarot cards it was just just a little too like perfect to the point where I was like, something doesn't smell right.

So, and it's not the baby asparagus. So I went back to the tarot card lady when Andy went back to work and I asked her if she knew Andy. She said yes, because she's there every weekend with him. And basically, I flipped her 20 bucks to tell me the truth about whether or not her reading was accurate. The reading where she said you'd meet the love of your life that day. Exactly.

And so I didn't know if she was just doing Andy a solid or if she actually found that in the cards, because that would have been significant. Okay. What'd she say? Turns out that Andy gives her a little tip-off every week by giving her fresh produce, and if she ever brings somebody over,

she'll give a positive reading. Oh! No. I called that! It was all a setup? Yeah. I mean, but that's... It was all a setup.

Why is that so bad? I mean, yeah, he tries Yeah. I mean, but that's. It was all a setup. Why is that so bad? I mean, yeah, he tries it on other girls, but he's still single. It's still a cute move. I don't know. Well, now it's not authentic. Yeah, it goes to every girl. But you were honestly going to make the decision on whether or not to date him based on this tarot card reading. Like he was trying to construct this relationship and it just felt really dishonest.

Okay. Insincere. Yeah, insincere. And it just left a real bad taste in my mouth. Yeah. So I don't know. Is that bad? I would still give him a chance, like give him a one date chance, because maybe that's

just how he uses, tries to get a date. He didn't ever even go on a date with him. It's his finishing move. If you guys connected before all of that, is that really enough to completely write him off? I don't know. I asked the tear apart lady

how many times he's done this. Okay. Five. She told me five. So that's why he's so good. And it hasn't worked yet. That's the dumb part is he keeps paying for it.

Or it does work and he uses the girls and doesn't call them back. I don't think so. Well, I don't know. Let's find out how often it actually works. Andy? Andy, you there?

Hey, guys. Yep, me here. Oh, my God. Yeah. We forgot to tell you this, Michelle, but Andrew's been on the other line listening and he heard everything that you said. Yeah.

Oh, wow. Another setup. Yeah, right? I just want to say that that's like a, you know, she's an alcoholic and I wouldn't. Did you say that's what you just went with? She's an alcoholic? What?

Andrew, are you talking about Michelle, or are you talking about the psychic? No, the psychic. Okay. So I'm telling Michelle, I'm saying, Michelle, look, that psychic is an alcoholic, and... Can't be trusted. Andy, don't double down. Just tell me why you would do that. I mean, look, I did it, but I only did it because, you know, I really liked you and I wanted to spend more time with you outside of work.

And, you know, I wasn't sure if you'd want to hang out. Yeah, but your reaction is to throw your friend under the bus and tell me that she's an alcoholic, like, I'm pretty sure you're also going to be a terrible friend in addition to being a terrible lying boyfriend. Oh, no. I mean, you know, we know each other. I wouldn't say we're good friends. It's kind of a beneficial arrangement. She gets free strawberries and...

What, she can turn them into moonshine, according to you? Right? No, I mean, it's not like that. I mean, you know, I know Methuselah, and she just really shouldn't have run her mouth like that. Methuselah? Oh, God. So the fact that you got caught is why she shouldn't have run her mouth like that.

Got it. I mean, the free produce is over. That's for sure. Oh, my God. Cutting her off free produce is over. That's for sure. Andrew, I was sticking up for you. Why didn't you just come back and say, man, you know what? It is a terrible scheme, but it was the way I needed to meet you.

Just be honest for a second. Listen, guys, you don't know how hard it is to meet women when you work on a farm. You're way out there in the country. There's no one around. You guys need a layoff. This is your only shot? I mean, I sympathize with you, dude. You work with a bunch of animals.

A lot of weird stuff can happen out there. Hold on. Desperate for love. It's an all-produce farm, actually. Oh, okay. Okay, well... Well, whatever you want to do with your produce is your own business, but...

Oh, bud. I'm just saying, why don't you try being honest with Michelle? Talk to her about how you felt about her rather than bagging on the psychic. Andy, be honest with me. Now or never, dude. Talk to me.

Come on, Andy. Speak from the heart. From the artichoke heart. Let's go. I will say, the one thing you have working for you, Andy, is that, Michelle, at least he took this much work in calling us just to get you on the phone. That has to mean something. That's what's up. He has to use a third party i mean like the fact that he didn't tell you

in advance that it was a scheme he needed me to tell you that that's true he lied to us i mean it wasn't a scheme so much as just like a cute it's like a cute little thing you know it's not andy you will not have any problems trying to pull the wool over somebody else's eyes you don't have a hard time meeting girls because you're at the market every week oh she's not falling for it no well hold on michelle before you start pulling wool all over the place let me just ask you one thing would you like to go out with andy one more time we will pay for a second date. Hold on. Let me finish my sentence. We'll pay for it.

When I think about it, no. Wow. Andy, I'm sorry, dude. That's okay. I mean, hey, there's a lot of girls like strawberries. I'll be alright. That's true. You know what? There's probably some listeners out there that would love to taste your berries. So text into

78592. If you're a berry queen, would you like to go out with Andy? Huh. That is a title. Hey, guys, I appreciate it, but I really don't need your help. Fusilo and I, we've got this. Oh! All right, brother, good luck.

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