Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: Fast Food Limo

Episode Date: November 28, 2024

The guy in today’s Second Date took one classic date idea and flipped it on its head, making all of us in studio jealous when we heard it. Who is this beloved mystery man?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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but, you know, I don't want any of you guys to miss all the incredible conversations we've had so far. I mean, we talked to A. Marie, Johnny Marr, E., Jonathan Schechter, Billy Porter, and so many more. Look, if you haven't heard these episodes yet, hey, now's your chance. You gotta check them out. Listen to Questlove Supreme on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Second Date Update. How do you impress a classy lady?

Ooh, money. I don't think anyone on this show is even remotely qualified to answer that question, but I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to take a stab at it. Okay. First of all, wear underwear. Okay. I don't know if my husband ever wears them. Okay.

Again, I said impressing a classy lady. Oh. And second, I'm going to go with give her some sort of shrimp tower. Oh, I was going to say all you can eat buffet was also top of my list. And shrimp towers are classy. Are they? So good. I don't know.

The fact that Brooke likes them makes me feel like I'm doing it wrong. Tower of any food I'm in. Yeah, dude. Okay, well, maybe we should just ask the guy who emailed in for help today. His name is Sean. Hey, Sean, tell me about the classy lady that you had to impress. What's her name? Her name is Kat with a K. Hey, Sean, tell me about the classy lady that you had to impress. What's her name? Her name is Kat with a K. Oh, very

classy. Not just like an animal. We're getting sidetracked by towers and shrimp. Sean, where did you meet Kat with a K? We met online. Okay, so what did you like about her? She was very cute based on her pictures and she seemed really nice. So I talked

to her on the phone and her laugh was amazing. Oh, that's so sweet. Yeah. I mean, you know, and we clicked really well and I asked her out on a date. Okay. And so Jeff keeps calling her classy. Does that come from you? That's what he said in his email. Oh, okay. Okay. So were you nervous going into this date? Because it sounds like you were really excited. To be honest, I was a little bit nervous. I got the impression that she did come from, like, money or something. And I'm like a working class guy, so, you know, I wanted to maybe class it up. You know, I don't really know what I'm doing.

Well, that's like every Lifetime movie out there, so this sounds like it's meant to be. It's harder in real life, though, dude. And those movies are usually the other way around. It's usually the guy's really rich, and she's like a bumbling idiot. Not in Titanic. So what did you go with, Sean? How did you impress Kat? So I got a limo.

Whoa! Hey, now that's classy. You bought a limo or you rented a limo? No, we went on a limo date. I don't know. It's like a service where you sit inside a limo for like two hours and just drive around the city drinking. Oh my God. The whole day was in a limo?

That's so cool. Shut up. That is classy. It is. Dude, I like it. Did you talk with a British accent? Why is he British? Why do you ruin all the classiness?

Brooks, did y'all use utensils? I'm classy. Sean, how did it go? What did Kat think of the limo? Well, I don't know. I think she liked it. It was kind of hard to tell, I guess. She was making you drive and put the divider up so you couldn't tell?

Yeah, how is it hard to tell? I mean, if a dude showed up to pick me up in a limo, I'd be like, what? For the first time? I'd be freaking out. Yeah, I thought it was a pretty good move. I mean, you know, at least at the start. Uh-oh. I hook up with you.

Alrighty. She sees the limo, pants come off. Did you think it was a bad move at some point when you say it like that? Well, yeah. I mean, you know uh two and a half hours in a limo is kind of a long time i mean the first hour was pretty great but then i don't know maybe she got bored or something kind of run out of things to do you can only hang out on the roof so many times it's like when you start a road trip and you're like really high and you

got your mixtape in you're high on road trips no like excited i think you meant what you said you're singing along and then you know eventually the actual radio down so i just want to understand in the entire two and a half hours you never got out of the limo like how did it go what'd you guys do in there well i was like hey you know uh tell me uh you know where you like to get a milkshake and so we go get a milkshake oh that's cute yeah i was like, where you like to get a milkshake. And so we go get a milkshake. Oh, that's cute. Yeah, I was like, where do you like to get french fries? So we go get french fries. And so, you know, we ended up accumulating all this food.

Oh, that's kind of cute too, though. In a limo? Again, cute for 45 minutes. How much fast food can you eat in two hours? Yeah, two hours. Does a limo even fit through the drive-thru? I've never thought of that. So what was, like, the highlight of the evening?

Like, the best moment when you think back to your fast food limo ride? Well, I guess it was, you know, when we went out onto the roof of the limo. We stuck our heads out and we were just looking at the city and eating nuggets. Oh, that's pretty baller, dude. This is Alexis's night of shining armor. I know, you're speaking my language. I think we all would sign up for that. That's really cute. But how did your date in the limo end?

It ended good. We kissed. Oh, you did? Hey, okay. Like one kiss or were you making out in the back seat? It was like a, you know, half make out kind of thing. Nothing serious. A half make out. I'm picturing just the bottom lip. No.

Both bottom lips touching. Yeah. Sounds hard. That's how the rich people do it. Yeah, it wasn't like a long make out and it wasn't really short. It was like kind of like in the middle, like, you know, you're at a wedding,

you're getting married. Okay. Very specific. Well, that is very specific. A nice kiss. I mean, but a description like that and the end of an evening like that i'm guessing you thought there was going to be another date i assumed there would be yes because it sounds like things went great i mean despite

maybe it went a little long yeah well since then have you guys spoke have there been any conversations since yeah not on the phone but uh we have been texting okay i asked her out and she said oh yeah i have to schedule it and then you know didn't hear from her and then i was like well you know how's your scheduling going nothing yeah nothing you haven't heard anything since yeah i mean uh she said uh still scheduling and so i i don't know i think she's blowing me off it's a classy way to blow you off, too. But, you know, those classy ladies, they're always really busy. And hopefully we can find her at a not-busy time,

because we're going to play a song, we'll call her, and we're going to try and get you a second date update. Okay, Sean? She could be in another limo right now. If she were in another limo right now, I think that would be very weird. Well, she's classy. Who knows? We're going to find out. Let's play a song.

We'll do it right after this. Sean, I want you to know we're going to do our best to get you another shot with Kat. But if it doesn't work out, there are four people in this room who are willing to date you right now. Correct. Oh, yeah. Because if you missed it, Sean wanted to impress Kat for their first hangout and decided to take her for a limo ride visiting all their favorite fast food spots. It's really cute. The more I think about it, I want to do this.

It's really creative. It's awesome. They spent two hours driving around looking at views, eating nuggets. And I just I don't get this girl. Because if I were her, Sean, you and I would be in a limo right now. Oh. And we would not be vertical. Hey, what the?

You hear me? I hear you, man. Is it a compliment? I'm cuddling, laying down again. It's more than a compliment. All right, he'd be your Big Mac is what you're saying? I'm up for anything when it's a limo and fast food.

I thought for sure you were going to choose to be the special sauce, but whatever. Sean, are you still with us? Yeah, I'm here. Sorry, Sean. We're not funny. I was getting into it, sorry. We're just stoked on your date, man. We are, we are, and I feel like if she I don't know, for whatever reason

possibly looked down on the fact that you went to fast food. You don't want to date that girl. She's not any fun. She's not down to earth. You know, so hopefully there's a different reason. There's no way she could say that now because she was totally into it. OK. Yeah. And you said she helped pick some of those places. You were asking her what she liked, right? That's right.

So, yeah, that can't be it. All right. OK, well, let's get to the bottom of it. I'm going to dial Kat's number and we're going to see what she liked right that's right so yeah that can't be all right okay well let's get to the bottom of it i'm going to dial cat's number and we're going to see what she says you ready yes all right here we go man hello hi is this Kat? Yes, this is Kat. May I speak to you? My name's Jeff. Work on a morning radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Um, okay. The reason I'm calling is because we do a segment on our show called A Second Date Update. And that's where if you go out with someone and afterwards if that person isn't calling you back, you can email our show to help you figure out the reason why okay okay okay so so that's what we're doing yeah it's fun all right it means you went out with somebody recently who had a great time with you and his name is sean oh uh wow um okay is that a good wow that sounds like a good way a lot of laughter on your end that sounds good i don't i don't know about sean okay it's psycho that that phrase doesn't match your reaction yeah no i hated it all right so obviously sean has been trying to get a hold of you and it's been a little bit touch and go according to him. What did he

tell you about the date? The date sounded awesome from what he told us. He said he rented a limo and you guys drove around the city checking out the sights, got a bunch of fast food from your favorite spots. Like you did fries in one place, milkshake in another.

He even mentioned a kiss at the very end. Yeah, I mean... I'm trying to read your emotions here, Kat, and it just sounds very positive. I'm sorry. It was really fun at the start of it. Okay. But, you know, like, after that first hour or so,

like, being in the limo, like, it was just, it smelled like there was past food wrappers and half eaten food you know and it's just i mean he did say that he thought that maybe it went on a little bit too long but that wouldn't be a reason to like not call somebody back and you have to rent a limo like if you rent it for two hours you got to stay get your money's worth yeah yeah it was just i mean the windows were down a lot because it smelled. They don't have controls over the windows in the back there? Well, we had them down because it smelled.

And, I mean, I was just worried maybe it was, like, body functions. I don't know. It was a weird smell. All the different fast food. More than just the smell of the food. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It wasn't the most romantic scene after an hour.

Got it. Got it. Yeah, this is grosser than what I imagined. I mean, but didn't you like him? I mean, okay, yeah, the smell kind of ruined the romantic vibe. But, like, him as a person, like, the first hour you guys had a great time, and you still ended up having a, like, really sweet kiss at the end of the night, he said. Yeah, because we got a really good vibe from his personality just talking with him a little bit.

How did you feel? Yeah, he did kiss me and that was fine. It was not exactly the best kiss I've ever had, but you know, it was nice. Okay. But then he brought out a backpack with like bedding in it what what do you mean to his credit he did say you know it's just an option if we wanted to say no what was the option i don't understand what the option was i don't know i'm assuming maybe spend a night in the limo do they allow that what do they just park it? It's a smelly limo.

You hope nobody notices it's not an RV. Amongst the french fry packets and the burger wrappers. I know you guys are laughing, but that still sounds fun. A limo fortnight? Because it sounds like your apartment, Jose. Yeah, totally. Totally. At least you can crack a window when they have AC.

Okay. But you said no to that. Yeah, I declined because it was the first when they have AC. Okay. But you said no to that. Yeah, I declined because it was the first time we went out. Okay. And then when I declined, he said that he had edibles we could take. This is sounding more like my apartment. Are you sure you weren't out with Jose? I don't think it was Jose.

I'm pretty sure it was Sean. All right. So he offered to let you sleep with him inside the limo overnight and then wanted you to partake in some recreational activities. Yeah, it was interesting. Yeah. Obviously, you guys are talking to him. So I guess you could tell him that. Thank you. Like, I had a great time, but I just want to be friends.

Yeah, we could tell him that. Or if you wanted to, Kat, you could tell him yourself. I kind of did. Because I need to let you know, Sean's actually on the other line listening. Oh, God. Okay. I think it's okay. He needs to hear this, Kat.

Yeah, and he may be out of it. So who knows? Sean, you there? Wake up, Sean. Ba-da-ba-ba-ba. No, no. I'm loving it. What, Sean? Are you? Did you hear what she Wake up, Sean. Ba-da-ba-ba-ba. I'm loving it. What, Sean?

Are you? Did you hear what she was saying, Sean? Oh, man. That's a little bit embarrassing, I got to be honest. What? So that's true? Were you doing, like, the Dutch oven thing in the limo, Sean? Yeah, it was more of, like, a hot apple pie, but yeah.

Stop. We don't need this imagery. It's kind of a funny response, though. I like that you're leaning in. I do. I do. I like that you're leaning into it. Sean, you need to talk to Kat and tell her, like, what were you thinking?

What was going on in your head when you were doing all this? I don't know. I guess I was nervous, and I get a nervous stomach. So you can understand that, Kat, a little bit, can't you? I could barely understand what he was saying. I feel like he's had a few edibles before he got here. He's just embarrassed, cat. I mean, that's an embarrassing thing. He didn't mean for it to backfire. He liked you a lot. I mean, Sean, can you kind of explain the whole bedding thing? Like, did you want us to spend the night going no it was just it was just like an option you know like i could have bought the limo for the rest of the night and just wanted to have that like if you wanted to you know i don't know he's trying to show you a good time but

maybe sean you invite her back to your place yeah where it doesn't cost $800 to sleep. Drop the bong. Sean, what is happening right now? I dropped my soda. Stop with the fast food, Sean. Okay, Sean. Oh, you're a mess. Tell Kat how much you like her. Kat, I like you a lot.

And I would spend more money on you with a limo or whatever you want. I promise. It's not about the money. I just, I don't know. I had fun. I did. And I enjoyed hanging out with you. But I just, at the end, it just got really weird with the bedding and the edibles.

And then when I said I didn't want an edible, you had offered me a joint. And I just don't really do that kind of stuff. If you don't love me at my nuggets, then you don't deserve me at my caviar. Oh, that was deep. I get it. I get it. I saw that on a poster once.

There's probably a reason why you went to the Taco Bell drive-thru three times. That is the spot. Good sign. It is. Fourth meal. A lot of this is making more sense, but I do need to ask, Kat, would you be willing to go out on another date with Sean? It doesn't have to be fast food.

No limo, no limos, no substances. Well, come on. Well, if Sean can do it, I don't know. We won't provide those. Come on. Come on. He's if Sean can do it, I don't know. We won't provide this. Come on. Come on. He's like asking us for... I'm leaning towards no, just because I just don't do that kind of stuff, and I don't think that's a good fit.

I'm sorry. Hey, it's cool. You don't have to do it. You can just watch me do it. Oh. Fun. What a proposal. Does that sound interesting, Kat?

Um, no. Well, Sean, looks like we're not going to be able to get you another date, but there's no denying that you're obviously a good host. That's right. You're just not a good dater. What did you spill now? Oh, my God. Another soda.

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Ugh, we're so done with New Year, New You. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you. Someone always like them. More of you dating with intention. Because you know what you want. And you know what?

We love that for you. Someone else will, too. Be more you this year. And find them on Bumble. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition Podcast. Dive into Jon's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more.

Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Jay Shetty, and my latest interview is with Mel Robbins. Work has been seen as the number one cause of stress. How can the let them theory help?

As you notice the stress come up, Jay, you're simply going to say, let them. You have no idea right now how much time and energy is being wasted because of other people's behavior. It's like a death by a thousand cuts. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The forces shaping markets and the economy are often hiding behind a blur of numbers. So that's why we created The Big Take from Bloomberg Podcasts, to give you the context you need to make sense of it all. Every day in just 15 minutes, we dive into one global business story that matters.

You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine. A lot of this meme stock stuff is, I think, embarrassing to the SEC. Follow The Big Take podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. People, my people, what's up? This is Questlove. Man, I cannot believe we're already wrapping up another season of Questlove Supreme. Man, we've got some amazing guests lined up to close out the season, but, you know, I don't want any of you guys to miss all the incredible conversations we've had so far. I mean, we talked to A. Marie,

Johnny Marr, E, Jonathan Schechter, Billy Porter, and so many more. Look, if you haven't heard these episodes yet, hey, now's your chance. You gotta check them out.

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