Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: Fedora Floozie In A Jacuzzi

Episode Date: September 23, 2022

Today’s Second Date call involves a fedora, a jacuzzi and a big misunderstanding. We’ll try to sort it all out in the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Well, at least it works somewhat. I've heard of this one guy. I'm not going to say he's in the room, but he calls it the ninja. The ninja. You're on the couch, Netflix and chilling. Next thing you know, he sneaks up behind the girl with a black mask

and a plate of nachos. Oh my gosh, that's so sketchy. At first I thought scary scary and then the nachos came in, so now I'm confused. I'm confused. That's exactly where I want you to be. It's Jeff's move. Did he layer the cheese so it's not just

on the top too? Now the ninja's not interested anymore. It's literally theoretically already working on her. Don't get picky on the ninja. It works every time. The nacho ninja. And by works, I mean he ends up going to jail. But one of our listeners said that he has a go-to move he uses on dates.

Let's talk to Mitchell about it. Mitchell, you pull a ninja? I don't say it's a ninja, but, you know, I've got some things in my arsenal, yeah. Okay. Hopefully it's more like nachos, but okay. We want to hear about that in just a second, but first tell us about the girl that you went out with. What's her name?

Her name is Jamie. Jamie. Met her online, doing the online dating thing. Came across her profile and thought she was really cute. Okay. The thing that really stood out to me, though, is that in her picture, she is rocking a fedora. A fedora?

Oh. Classic ninja attire. I was thinking she was like part of NSYNC. It is kind of a throwback piece of clothing. Or in a ska band. I mean it is time for him to make a comeback. Aren't we around that cycle right now? Don't look at me.

The bucket hats are back. Why not a fedora? Those are way cuter. Let's stop the sidebar on old school fashion and get back to Jamie. And how did you end up asking her out? So, you know, I messaged her and I was like, if I ask you out, I'm hoping that the first time we hang out, I get to see you wearing that fedora. Oh, okay. I didn't realize it was that important to the story. Yeah. It was very cool.

I mean, it's a very distinctive thing, you know, and I admire her flair and style for pulling it off, and she looked good with it. And so, you know, she sent some laughing emojis, and we set up some time to hang out and ended up going out to a bar and meeting in person, and I walked in, and sure enough, she had the fedora on. Which makes her very easy to recognize.

Yeah. I'm sure she's the only one wearing. Which makes her very easy to recognize. Yeah. Because I'm sure she's the only one wearing one right now. Absolutely. All right. Yes, she was indeed. All right, so far things are lining up. How did the actual date go? The actual date went really well.

We clicked. We had a nice spark in person. The same kind of banter was there from talking online. We got the mutual interest interest like comedy and going to concerts and stuff and it went it went really well so when you're nice you're sitting there talking to her and you're thinking like there's going to be more dates probably then exactly and kind of also getting the feel that like maybe we could take this date to another level so i'm this is me kind of sidebar with you guys i I guess this is where my move comes in.

Thank God, because to be honest, your date was kind of putting me to sleep there. I want to know, what are the moves that you have? What does Mitchell do to get a girl back to his place? So my go-to is I will invite a girl back to my condo because I have a hot tub there and I offer a more intimate experience there. Nice.

I'd go back with you. Which is that easy. I mean, and it's very apparent what you're looking for when you offer a hot tub. Exactly. I need to get a hot tub. I mean, honestly, though, like you're in a bathing suit or maybe not.

Maybe some arm floaties. You guys like hold each other and float for a while. Yeah, that's what I say. A little trust float oh is that how it works mitchell i mean it can't that's what you're into i'm down to trust float yeah no no baby keep the jets off i want to see through the water did she bite though did she go back to your place for the hot tub yeah she was like well it sounds interesting and fun but like, like, I don't have a

bathing suit with me. And I was like, well, you know, if I got spares back in the condo, we can, that's not a problem. You have spare bathing suits in your condo? Is that what you just said, Mitchell? I mean, yeah. I mean, I told you, like, don't you move. I got one piece, I got two pieces. Wow. You make it so that women can't even

say no as an option. I feel like that should put me off more than it does. I like, let's go go. I think, ugh. I even got a fedora-shaped swim cap. What? Like, sharing a bathing suit with another woman is just, I just. That's icky, right?

I'm not into it. Well, I'm sure the hot tub cleanses it by sanitizers. It's like a washing machine. Aren't you worried you come off as just like a player? Yeah. That's a bad sign, bro. You got a hot tub with spare women's bathing suits. But then that makes you want to go more. a player? You know, like you got a hot tub with spare women's bathing suits. But then that makes you want to go more. But it doesn't make

you want to call them back. Like maybe you want to go for the night, but you're not expecting anything else. Maybe that doesn't matter because it sounds like Jamie was interested. Did you guys end up going in the hot tub? So yeah, we had another drink at the bar and then ended up going back to my place. And I think this is kind of where things maybe got away from me because right when we got there and before we even could get in the hot tub, the alarm on my phone went off. And I totally forgotten that I had this thing I needed to do for work. I couldn't avoid it for any other time. And I was like, hey, I'm so sorry. You can get in the hot tub.

I have to do this thing for work real quick. I could tell, like, immediately she was turned off. And ever since then, I can't get a hold of her. She's not responding to anything. It's total ghost mode. So she didn't sit alone in your hot tub, did she? Yeah, she didn't get in. I think once she realized I wasn't going to join her.

That would her so weird but you know what if you were some crazy player you know what i mean you wouldn't say oh no let's not do it like you would say screw he is a crazy player that's what he's been talking about i don't think so i think i think of the fact that you had to say hey i honestly have work i gotta pause the plans right before you get in a hot tub i think that says a lot that you're not just looking for one thing. Maybe that's a good thing for her. I think she was just looking for one thing and it didn't happen. I didn't think of that.

She's not calling him back. I didn't think of that for a catchphrase. These are all good questions that we should ask directly to her. Yeah, good point. Reach out and call her and get your second date update right after this. Second date update. What? What?

If we get this done. Why are we doing this? right after this. Second date update. Oppan Gangnam Style. You know what? What? If we get this done. Why are we doing this? And Mitchell, we help you out. Are all four of us invited to come over to your hot tub? Oh, yeah. I don't think we've ever had a hot tub show party before.

And maybe there's a reason for that. Yeah, there is. I'm willing to try it out. Mitch, you cool with that? If y'all can make it happen, yes. Save a two-piece for that. Yeah, there is. I'm willing to try it out. Mitch, you cool with that? If y'all can make it happen, yes. Save a two-piece for me at Star Wars. You're going to have to clean that thing afterwards. I'll tell you that.

If you don't know what's happening, one of our listeners, Mitchell, met a girl online named Jamie recently. They went out to drinks where he used his go-to move on her, which is bringing up the hot tub back at his condo where you can choose from any pre-used bikini he keeps handy.

Dude, that ain't like that. I know, Mitchell, that you want to call her to get a second date. I want to call her and ask what was going through her mind that she was going to put on a used baby. Yeah, used baby. It's like whenever 21 instead of forever 21. Yeah, trust some dude that he washed it. I mean, yeah, go ahead and ask her, but she seemed to be down with it oh my god i i wash i wash the bathing suits okay yeah

sure good all right i mean she was into it but the problem was as soon as they got back to mitchell's place his phone went off reminding him he had some work he had to get done yeah and she didn't want to stick around while that happened, so she took off. And now we're going to try and figure out if we can get you another chance to get her back into that jacuzzi. That's what we all want. That's what she wants, too. I mean, that's what I want. I'm at the front of the line.

Okay. We all want it. Why doesn't she want it? Let's find out. It's going to be awkward. We have a group goal. For once, we're all on the same page we're all there when you're in the hot tub with her it's gonna be awkward i'm gonna dial

jamie right now we'll see what she has to say here we go hello hey is this jamie yeah yes it is jamie what's up? This is Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, the radio show. Hey, Jamie. Hey. Um, I, can I ask what this is about? This is about a hot tub party that we're having here that you're invited to. I have no idea what's going on.

What's, what do you need, actually? Well, we need some answers from you about why you're not calling back our good friend Mitchell, who you went out on a date with. Oh, my God. Yeah. The hot tub's making sense now. Now I was like, what is happening right now? Yeah, because Mitchell reached out to us for this segment that we're doing right now called Second Date Update. He's trying to figure out why you're not calling him back after the whole hot tub thing didn't go down.

Oh, he did tell us a little bit about it. He told us about going out to drinks with you at the bar and then going back to his condo. But then he had a work conflict. All right. I'll tell you. I'll tell you i'll tell you we were having fun we did have a good time and like he said hot tub i was in the mood for some fun that night i was like okay hot tub condo let's go even even after he said used bathing suit that you could use yeah at that point i mean we were drinking it was fun i was okay i was drunk. Come on. It was like, yes! All right, let's do this. Okay.

So you were totally into it. Very into it. Yeah, we were, and we were really, he's nice. I mean, we were having a good time. Okay. But an alarm went off

on his phone, an alarm. And I was like, he goes, oh my God, I'm so sorry. I have this work that I forgot about. And he goes, so I'm God, I'm so sorry. I have this work that I forgot about. And he goes, so I'm a video game streamer. And I'm like, what in the heck?

What? Okay. So I was like, all right. So what are you doing? You're going to play games? He was like, I actually had this idea to get more views and more, you know, likes and all this stuff. I would play games, video games in my hot tub with this sexy woman, which is you. Oh, my gosh. And I was like, what the heck?

Wait, he invited you to be in his video stream in your bikini? Oh, my God. And I was like, was that planned? Did you have this planned? Oh, man. That's a lot of money to be made. I'll just let you know, Jamie. That feels wrong.

We didn't know anything about the video stream at all. We didn't even know that that's what he did. We had no idea. Of course. That doesn't even surprise me. You know what? That doesn't even surprise me. Is he streaming this right now?

Can you do that? What? I don't know. Oh, he could be. He's actually on the other phone line. Oh, my God. And he's listening and he wants to talk to you. I, you know, I see how it looks like it was a setup,

but it was an honest mistake of things just kind of lining up. But then I was like, well, why not just shoot my shot and see if it could happen? What is wrong with your thinking with this? Like, what are you talking about? I mean, Mitchell, don't you want to like say hi and then exchange pleasantries with her first? I guess what? I'm sorry. I'm a little overwhelmed here.

I, you know, I'm just, you know, and figure it out. We're all overwhelmed here together. Okay. Wait,

hold on Mitchell. How could this have not been planned? You're the one that sets your streaming schedule. It's not like there's a boss out there saying, Hey, you got to do this bikini. I got caught up in the date and having a great time and totally forgot about it it's not the first time you've done it that's why you have the bikinis alexis

yeah have you done this i'm sure they're not washed have you ever done this before mitchell had another girl in your hot tub while you streamed remember don't lie because people can find that video. Yeah. Exactly. There are a lot of things flying at me right now. Number one, I have never done that with another girl and streaming in the hot tub. It was a stroke of not genius at the moment. And number two,

I have to say, I absolutely wash the swimsuits. Keep driving that home. That's interesting. Oh, man, I don't know. In his slight defense, both men and women do stream in hot tubs

and they make a lot of money. So he could be doing this on his own, too. Okay, if you were going to make money, were you going to give her a cut? I'm totally down to give you a cut.

Yeah, let's figure out a co-ownership deal. Yay! Let's get you a new sexy fedora to put on that head. Oh, my God. That would be big, I feel like. Yeah.

Maybe that's the reason that he totally lost what he was supposed to do that night. The fedora was so cute, so sexy. I mean, what can I say? You see it now. You get it. I'm with you, man. I just want to make sure Jamie's on board because, Jamie, we would love to send you on another date with Mitchell. You don't have to get into a hot tub.

You don't have to put on a bikini. You just have to sit down with him to dinner and we'll pay for it. I mean, at least he's, like, honest and apparent. Like, he is what he is. Very true. It's very obviously what you're getting with Mitchell, right? Look, I apologize again. I know it probably wasn't the best foot forward, but you were an incredible woman.

You're beautiful. You're charming. I totally forgot about it. I'm not irresponsible like that. And I would love to fund all the fedoras you ever want to buy. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Fund them. Jamie, that's that video game money. Yeah. Come on. Wow. A fatty. What do you say? Another date with him.

Don't call her that. No. Fedora Daddy. Oh. Oh. A fa-daddy. Oh? Another date with him. Don't call her that. No, fedora daddy. Oh, a fa-daddy. Oh, fa-daddy. That sounds better. All right, let's do one more. I am going to wear a fedora, but I'm going to bring my own freaking suit.

I'll tell you that. Okay. Have a couple drinks. It'll be great. I'm not mad at that at all. By all means. Sounds great. I thank you for giving me another chance.

And thank you all for the help. And remember, nudity isn't even allowed on a stream. If you're streaming, you can't get fully naked. No one was talking to me. No one was talking to me. Oh, was I the one? That's not where we were at. I'm sorry.

I was interested in being on your stream, Jose. But never mind. What's up, party over in Mitchell's house? Yes! Madora's off! Oh, you know what I just thought of? What? His three-for-one Target bikini sale. There's four of us. Oh. That means one of us is going to have to go nude.

Let me guess. You volunteer? I've already picked out a hat. Interesting. You're just going to wear a hat. It's just going to be the hat and nude. Why the hat? Because he likes fedoras. Oh, he does.

Oh, you want to get invited back. I see. I mean, honestly, this second date was an absolute miracle. I don't know how it happened. I mean, this guy invites a girl over and when she's there asks her to go live on camera while wearing a bikini for his video game stream. Oh, my gosh. If I told you that going in, that we were going to find out that information, we'd say 0% chance this guy gets a date.

Totally. I feel like it's such a look at the dating world right now. Like, options very limited. Absolutely. Just taking what you can get out there. He was just kind of nice and a little bit sincere, and that was all it took. Apparently those bikinis were cute. I mean, they're from Target, obviously.

They're cute. Oh, yeah. They do look cute. But if you ever want to get a second date update or invite us over for a hot tub party. I'll just play the video game. You can always email the show. We'll call the person who isn't calling you back. Brooke and Jeffrey email the show. We'll call the person who isn't calling you back. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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