Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: Fifteen Minutes of Shame

Episode Date: July 5, 2023

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He is, I agree. Extremely humble. Yeah. Brooke, you're probably at least one of those things, if not half of one. I mean, I agree with you about my husband, but now I feel a little hurt. Why does she feel worse than me? I'm just trying to question. I think it's more of a personality thing that makes us opposites.

Okay, all right, Jeffrey. He's like the perfect guy, and Brooke is not perfect. There's a lot of theories being thrown around right here. But one of our listeners. Perfect for him, you little a-holes. One of our listeners tried the opposites approach. And I wonder how that went for him. Since he's on the phone with us, I'm going not well.

Yeah, probably not all that great. But I am interested in hearing his story. So let's talk to Chris. Chris, what's up, man? Hey, guys. Well, it's not going terrible, but I could use your help. Okay.

You just need a little help, not a ton of help. Well, we'll see. I mean, hopefully. All right. Well, tell us about your opposite. Who are they? Well, the girl's name is Tiffany,

but she's a couple of years younger than the girls I've been dating and, like, loves to party and go out and super social and yeah and do you like that is that a lifestyle you're into you know I had a blast with her and like I've typically not gone out with people like that oh and then I get kind of bored of the people that I've been dating and yeah so I figured I'd give this a whirl that makes sense I think everyone comes to a point where it's like you love being drunk in a bar at midnight and then you get older and you're like, I'd rather be in bed at midnight while, you know, maybe reading a book.

Yeah. I think that that's not what Chris is saying. He's saying the opposite. He wants to get back into the fun lifestyle. Yeah. Right. He was bored by the early bed. Yeah, I had a I had a taste of it, and it was awesome.

Okay. All right. So what did you and Tiffany do? So we initially met up at a bar. Okay. And, like, the sort of general awkwardness of, like, the first meeting was broken immediately because she was like, hey, honey, and just gave me a huge hug. And, like, it was very different from sort of the standoffish like oh nice to meet you yeah

like the whole timid me yeah she wasn't old enough to be jaded yet so she didn't have as many barriers as many guards up it's nice because some people are actually like that they're super outgoing and personable the second you meet them so it's nice that you found somebody like that how did the actual date go it was great like i'm not one to go clubbing but i guess i can say i have now because typically like i go to like maybe one bar one place to kind of hang out there for the evening i think we went to three clubs after nice so like i got dragged around and like willfully and happily okay that's a good thing or is that a red flag in your mind? I just kind of rolled with it and wasn't really sure, like, is this going to be fun?

Is this going to be annoying? But that's the adventure, right? And that's her scene, right? Like, did you have to wait in line, or was she able to get you in at every place? Because that's how you know if she's... Yeah, she knows all the bouncers. Exactly. They're like, oh, hey, what's up?

Well, she was on the list at two places. And then, like, we were in line for, we got to the first club and got in line. And immediately, these two girlfriends of hers pulled us up to the front and we walked right in. Yeah. See, that's even better. That is good. But also, you know. Is it were you, Jose?

Because you said, uh-oh, and she's on the list at two places. I mean, look, I have a lot of guy friends. I think we all know promoters. And the girls that tend to be on every list at every club tend to be a certain. Are fun. They are fun. That's what I was going to say. But they're not necessarily looking for a relationship.

Like maybe. Yeah, they're looking to have fun. What are you looking for with her? Well, I mean, see where it goes, I guess. But what's weird is at the end of the night, like, had this amazing kiss with her uh well i mean see where it goes i guess but what's weird is the end of the night like had this amazing kiss with her and asked hey am i gonna see you again and she was like if you're lucky i love it that's such a good it's a flirtatious lie it is yeah well then her uber pulled up she hopped in and like waved goodbye and like that was it. But like I reached out to her afterwards and she's responded.

But when I asked her to like make plans, she's noncommittal. She doesn't sound like a person who makes plans. You know what I mean? Like she's bar to bar. She's club to club. She's rolling with life. Right. And I mean, that's a fun lifestyle to live.

But is there any time during the night, Chris, where you felt like the two of you just got to sit down and connect? That sounds old and boring, Jeffrey. Well, that's the type of thing that I think he wants. We did talk a little bit about, like, our families and how I recently lost a bunch of weight. Oh, congrats. How? Like, as she's twerking on you?

Yeah, you're just yelling. Yeah, I lost 30 pounds. I love this song. I have a sister. No, no, no. Like as she's twerking on you No, no, no, I wasn't trying to have this conversation on the dance floor now before we we went to the club Yeah, I guess you had travel time in between Or in a uber or whatever. Yeah, but I mean it wasn't like awkward or anything. It was just sort of general I mean she said she showed a picture of family and friends so that I couldn't murder her, but. Oh.

No, that's good, though. That's good. And it's funny. Tiffany sounds like a firecracker, so we're all going to have to turn up a lot before we make this phone call here. I don't know if we should say it like that. How do we say it, Brooke? I don't know.

I think we just be ourselves with Tiffany. We don't need to try to be cool, Jeff. I was ready. It's going to be the coolest edition ever of Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning when we come back. Can we at least play a cool song? No, boring songs so we can really skyrocket off of it when we do our second date update. It's happening next. Hold on.

Second date update. Yeah, we got our glow sticks out. Yeah, we do. Our flaming jello shots lit. What do you mean? Wow. I just went in the bathroom and snorted something off the toilet seat. No, bro.

Don't do that. It may have been Comet Cleaner. I don't know. You didn't know what it was? The thing is, I do feel lemony fresh for the second date update. Okay. Because that's what our listener's trying to do for his dating life now. Try not to be so boring anymore.

It's one of the main reasons he went out with someone named Tiffany. She's young and outgoing, loves to party and bounce around from club to club. So that's what they did for their date night. Had a great time, but afterwards, Tiffany's been MIA. Good news is some of her wild side did rub off on you chris because you're stepping out of your comfort zone now calling a radio show trying to get a hold of her how does that make you feel i mean somewhat desperate but like she's worth it slightly embarrassed but still fun yeah that's what the young people feel all the time dude do you think

that she's actually going to be awake right now? Yeah, I mean, like, I don't mean to make it seem like she's always partying, but I just feel like she would not miss a good party. Okay. She's already on the list. She has a job in like some sort of like adult part of her life too, you mean? Yeah, I mean, as far as I could tell, she seems to keep it together, but she's not the one who wants to Netflix and chill. Okay.

Okay. There's no chill. Well, there's like chill, but like it's going to be like chilling somewhere out and about. Okay. Yeah, real life chill. Like no consciousness chill. Or like in a Waffle House. Yeah, that's what I was kind of thinking too, Jose.

Not that she was passed out in an alley. She's like in a Waffle House Yeah, that's what I was kind of thinking too, Jose. Not that she was passed out in an alley. She's like in a park. Let's not waste any more time. Let's just call Tiffany and see if she knows Alexis personally and if she even remembers you, Chris. And if not, we'll become friends. Hey, Tiff. What's up, girl?

What's up? Alright, let's just do this. I'm going to dial her number right now. Here we go. Hello? She's awake. Hey, is this Tiffany? Hi, yeah, it is. Hi, Tiffany. Tiffany, what's up?

How are you? Good. Do you have any idea who you're talking with right now? No, I don't know who I'm talking to. I'm so tired. Oh, okay. Yeah. Well, you're on the radio right now with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

No. Yeah. Yeah. Why am I on the radio? Because a little birdie told me that you're a fun time. What? Why are you saying it? Like, we're supposed to be good. The birdie was so right. Yeah. Okay a little birdie told me that you're a fun time. What? Why are you saying it? Like, we're supposed to be cool.

The birdie was so right. Yeah. Okay. The birdie's right, though. All right, Mrs. Cool, you take it away. It's not a good name. Yeah, Brooke, you got it. I don't know.

It just sounded weird. Like, you got her number off some bathroom stall. Maybe I did, Tiffany. Would that be weird to you? That would be weird. But the birdie, no. I was partying with a birdie last night. I think she was hallucinating. But the truth is, we're calling you because one of our listeners gave us your phone number

because he wants to get a hold of you. Remember going out with Chris the other night? Oh, yeah. Okay. That's good's good okay did you have fun with chris was he a good time yeah we had fun um for a guy that was like more of an introvert he kind of let loose okay like he let his shell down and just like had a had a ball yeah i can't help but notice there's something in your voice, Tiffany, that's telling me something was off. Yeah. So at one point, towards the beginning of the date, he started

talking about how he's lost a lot of weight in the newspaper. In the newspaper? Sorry. What did that have to do with the newspaper? Yeah, he said that they did a story or a feature of him or something. Oh, cool. Whoa.

That's awesome. Yeah, good for him. And then he said that he might also be on television. So I researched it because you would think, like, the TV would tell the story. When the newspaper, like, both of those would talk about his weight loss and everything. Yeah, because just knowing your type personality, you're not going to be reading any newspapers coming out anytime soon. It's like I was really looking for the television.

She's like, let me see the short news clip on TikTok. So what did you find? I found him on Dr. Phil. Oh, on Dr. Phil. Whoa, dude. So it's like a national story. Why was he on Dr. Phil? So I'm not going to say why he was on there because like that's his business.

Huh. Okay. I'm not going to hang out with him anymore because when I turned on the television, he was on the TV in the same outfit. We went to the DN and he wasn't on there for his weight loss. What? So I can understand like the outfit thing because everybody has that one outfit that makes them feel really good about themselves. I was thinking that too.

I know my outfit that I'd wear on Dr. Phil. I'm dying to know what the Dr. Phil episode was about. He's like, Chris, why do you smoke so much crime? Well, that was a weight loss. That would still be weight loss. Oh, that's how we lost weight. Yeah, that would still be weight loss. I saw that episode. That was a weight loss. That would still be weight loss. Yeah, that would still be weight loss. I saw that episode.

That was a good one. No, but seriously. Like I said, his business is not mine. And clearly, he probably doesn't have a problem talking to you because he called you and you're calling me. So I would definitely ask him. Okay. What the heck? Well, if you're not going to tell us, Tiffany, then we we're just gonna turn over to the other line and ask chris chris why were you on dr phil bro wait wait you have him on the phone

yeah that's how our show works that's how this segment works we have him waiting on the other line but chris oh god yeah yeah i mean look i admit i was on talk show. And but what I mean, look, I'll explain sort of quickly. Bro, you're fumbling your words a lot. I don't know what's going on here, but I don't like it. How did you make it a whole show? And why would you tell her about it if it's something you're embarrassed of? I wasn't embarrassed about it, but I didn't really think she'd go look it up. I was just like we were talking about like being written up in the newspaper and possibly being on TV.

All right. Well, can you fill us in on why you were on the show? I was a guest. I wasn't the main feature. But the deal was, my sister was a stripper. And what was effed up about it was a friend of mine went to the strip club and, like, courted her. And so that's what the show was about.

The show was about somebody, a buddy sleeping with your stripper sister. Exactly. Okay, who hasn't that happened to before? I'm going to say, bad producing from Dr. Phil. That sounds pretty, like, a lot worse.

Yeah, that's a pretty dull thing. Like, Tiffany, you're in the party scene. Why does that bother you? The part that really weirded me out was the fact that when they asked him, like, if this wasn't your sister, would you be attracted to her? And he said yes. Oh! Hey, wait.

You're saying tell my sister she's ugly? Come on. Yeah. The whole thing. The point is to, like, imagine her as not a sister. There's no right answer for that They're only wrong He has a point Why is Dr. Phil asking those questions Because that's good producing

You want the juice dude You want the drama on these shows I think if anything it proves that Chris is a gentleman Because he knows how to compliment a lady Yeah absolutely That is a stretch Being attracted to someone and complimenting them are two different things.

Especially your sister. What am I supposed to say? No, she's pretty. She's just not my type. I mean, that's creepy too. I don't look at my sister like that. I don't know if I would be attracted to her. I didn't say I looked at my sister like that. The point was Dr. Phil

said pretend it's not your sister. Dr. Phil made me look like an asshole, but that's true. I feel like maybe Dr. Phil should book both of you for a new show. Are you kidding me? Get out of here. Come on. Give him one more chance. Yeah, you guys just need one date to build a little bit more drama between you.

I don't want drama. I don't want drama. I don't want. It wasn't drama, though. It was just a misunderstanding. Yeah, we had a good time. The drama came from you seeing it. Yeah. He purposely misread me.

No, he didn't. He didn't. Yeah, he did. He wanted to be cool. He wanted to say that he was popular or he had some type of fame. I didn't say any of that. And who's going to try to brag by saying they're on Dr. Phil? At least you didn't say you were on Dr. Phil.

You said you were on Dr. Phil. That's right. I did not. I said I was on TV. Oh. Right. You're on TV with your scriptless sister that you were attracted to. She needed a job.

I'm not attracted to her like that. She's a pretty girl. I think he's made it pretty clear here, Tiffany. He's not attracted to his sister. He is attracted to you, though. I can't believe he's having to prove that. The girl's married and doesn't strip anymore. Come on.

See, so the question is, Tiffany, would you hook up with his stripper sister? We would like to send you, Tiffany, on a date with this TV star who is 100% not attracted to his real sister anymore. Anymore? When did he stop being attracted to her? I don't know about what I did. It was a joke. For Tiffany, he doesn't like drama. I'm not going to say that.

Tiffany, give him another chance. He sounds like a cool dude. And he's honest. He him another chance. He sounds like a cool dude. And he's honest. And he's not honest. We can find out if he's really an honest guy or not right now. I'm just gonna ask you one question, Chris. Are you attracted to my

co-host, Brooke? What? I mean, I think she's a very attractive lady. Can't trust this guy. He's a liar. lady. Can't trust this guy. He's a liar. I'm with you, Tiffany.

Cut and run. Can't trust this dude. He needs to stay away from shows. That's actually a good idea. Man, I know we were kind of joking about it, but I'm serious. I actually think having those two on a Dr. Phil episode would be absolutely hilarious. Yeah, totally. You think funnier than the stripper sister?

I mean, I don't know about that. Just hearing the bicker back and forth. I mean, that's TV gold. And I do like how honest he is about all his questioning. You know, even when asked if he thought his sister was attractive. That's all you can ask for. And after we recorded that second date behind the scenes, I did confirm that Jose has a sister.

So I asked him if she wasn't his sister, would he be attracted to her? And to his credit, he was very grossed out by that. I am grossed out. No, she's not his type. I think that's the thing with siblings. It's okay to say that your other sibling isn't attractive. Exactly. But his mom, that was a different story.

Don't get me going. Mama, I like you. Okay, Jose, Mama. Okay, if she wasn't your mom, let me be clear. We didn't even have to say that. Did he answer before he put that in? I thought it was assumed. Right.

It's not assumed, Jose. All right. Okay. I need to get out of here. Jose's mom better check her DMs a little bit later. She's got a message coming. My mama doesn't know how to check her DMs, actually. I think mama needs to block her son's phone number.

I think we just came up with a fun new party game, though, that you can play. It's called If She Wasn't Your Sister by Hasbro. Alexis, your brothers? There are like 12, one of us. But the legal one, I mean, that's fair to ask. No. You can stop at first base. You don't have to go any farther than that.

Gross. Okay, we were joking. I'm done. Hasbro, I hope you're listening. Anyway, if you ever want to get a second date update or just be really grossed out by a few minutes of us talking, email the show. We'll call the person who isn't calling you back.

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