Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: Flush And Rush

Episode Date: October 14, 2022

One of our listeners left a restaurant half-way through his dinner date with ZERO explanation, but he swears he has a legitimate, embarrassing reason why. And he's getting a chance to explain in a Second Date!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Second date Update. Most of the time when we have listeners come back on the show for another Second Date Update, it's because we screwed up on the first try and failed to help them. Yeah, I mean, you're right, Brooke. It is what we do

best. I agree. But that's actually not the case today because we have a guy named Abraham on the phone. I don't know if you remember him, but last time he was on, good old Honest Abe was at a bowling alley eating grilled cheese sandwiches when he accidentally started chatting with another random woman that he thought was his date. Dude, grilled cheese girl. Right. Yeah, we all strive to be her. And she turned out to be someone completely different, not related at all.

Totally. And she ordered, like, how many grilled cheeses? Like, 12. Yeah, and ate them all without talking. That's so sad. I'm sorry. He didn't even want to date her. He wanted to date his actual date.

She was very intriguing. I don't think the menu was the main part of the story, Brooke. You tend to focus on the food part a lot. It was amazing. The part that I remember is that we got a yes from his date at that time. His actual date, not grilled cheese girl. And we reconnected him. They were supposed to go out again, so I don't know why he's reaching out to us now.

Abraham, what happened? Hey, guys. Well, we went out on a couple more dates, and it just didn't work out. It fizzled. Yeah. That's too bad, man. Sorry about that. You know, we got the chance, but it just wasn't for either of us.

Okay. It sounds like an amicable thing. Yeah, at least from Abraham's side of the story. Well, sure. I'll take it. So now we're calling a different woman, I assume? Yeah, totally unrelated. Grilled cheese lady, maybe? Oh, my God. I'll take it. So now we're calling a different woman, I assume? Yeah, totally unrelated. Grilled cheese lady, maybe?

Oh, my God, I would love that. If we could finally... Or if it's a tomato soup girl. It's perfect. Okay. Match made in heaven. Who are we calling this time? So her name's Charlotte, and she's amazing.

Aw. That's sweet, Abraham. It's what you said about the last girl. Hey, come on. There's a lot of amazing people out there, guys Where did you meet Charlotte? We met online, actually And first of all, her picture is beautiful

She's really smart and funny And even just chatting, there was instant chemistry We bonded over the fact that we're both big animal lovers Oh, you both like big animals? Like elephants andes and stuff? Cool. Yeah, elephants too, but also dogs. Yeah.

Oh, okay. That's cute. We both have a couple of dogs and it was just really nice and it was just really easy. You sound so excited. I love this. I am. Because I remember last time you called in, we really concentrated on, you know, the other woman that was involved. But this time it sounds like it's all about Charlotte. And you sounded more defeated last time you called in, we really concentrated on, you know, the other woman that was involved.

But this time it sounds like it's all about Charlotte. And you sounded more defeated last time. This time you sound optimistic and hopeful, bro. Yeah. I'm optimistic for the person. I'm just really embarrassed that I screwed up again. Oh, no. You did.

Don't be, bro. Why? What? Well, we don't have that yet. Okay. So here we finally went on our first date. It was going amazingly well, better than expected. We went out to dinner and about halfway through, I had to go to the bathroom.

And then probably one of the most embarrassing things that's ever happened to me. Oh, no. Happened. Oh, no. And I want to just fully say it was my fault. Oh, she had nothing to do with it. I basically, okay. I had to get fully say it was my fault. Oh. She had nothing to do with it. I basically, okay, I had to get out of there. What?

Wait, did you have an accident? Is that what you mean? Like you went to the bathroom and had. I would rather not say. Okay. Did you accidentally kiss another guy in there? Wait, what? No one was thinking that, Jeff.

That's what always happens to me. It's always like oops how did that happen so you ditched her so I mean not like just cold so you went back to the table and then said you had to leave I I couldn't it's hard to explain I had to get out of there I went to the car and I texted her I just said hey i got something came up i'm so sorry i have to go how could it be that bad where you can't even face her i don't know that i want details if it was that bad i mean honestly oh that man that can't feel good like alexis how would you feel if you were on a date with a guy?

Who went to the bathroom and then never came back and just sent you a text being like sorry? I'm leaving. I would never talk to him again. Yeah Right like you know that I don't think the explanation is gonna help Oh, but I mean, but let's say he paid for your meal and your u home. Oh, money works to save all my problems. See, all right. Here's $100. I'm sorry. Wait, did you Venmo Charlotte? I did, actually.

You did? Oh, what? Okay. Oh, so you paid for the meal still? Wait, how, like, what did you say? I basically just said I had an emergency and I had to go. I'm sorry that I had to dip out. And then she basically just replied in emojis and I didn't know what they meant, but I looked it up and I had to go. I'm sorry that I had to dip out. And then she basically just replied in emojis

and I didn't know what they meant, but I looked it up and it was not kind. Oh, okay. Like when you string a bunch of emojis together and they mean something. It's like, what does this middle finger emoji mean? So you have to Google that. Yeah, I mean, I just need your guys' help.

I just, I don't want her to know that something like happened in the bathroom. Dude, how are we going to get you another date without telling her what happened we can just say hey you know what redo uh yeah what world do you live in jose like that's that seems impossible we'll have to find a way to skirt around it but oh man we'll play a, we'll come back and I normally don't have to ask our listeners to do this, but please, for the love of God, do not use the bathroom in between these two songs, because I don't know what's going to happen

to you in there, Abraham, but we need you for the second part of this, okay? Oh no, I'm, yeah, no, not going to the bathroom. Okay, good. We'll come back, we'll get your second date update right after this. Hold on. Second date update.

What happens in the bathroom stays in the bathroom. At least today it does. Oh, we're going to keep it there. Yes. Just one time and one time only. Because one of our listeners, Abraham, had something embarrassing go down while he was using the restroom in the middle of his first date. And it was so bad, he had to just ditch right there.

Oh, I just feel so bad for him. I can't imagine what. I feel bad for both. Yeah, I know. But it's like, oh, it's so embarrassing. We feel bad and we don't even know the details of what happened because he's too shy to even tell us. Now, to his credit, he did Venmo his date Charlotte to pay for the meal. Yeah.

He said he was sorry, and he asked for a redo. All over text, right? All he's gotten back are vulgar emojis. Deserved. I mean, if you're ditched in the middle of a restaurant, you're not going to believe any excuse somebody gives you. Abraham, how hopeful are you for this one? On a scale of 1 to 10, like 7.5. Wow.

That's pretty high. That's hotter than me. Couldn't be honest. I can kind of see that because all you got to do is get her to just forgive you. And then other than that, that's the only bad thing that happened on the day how do you forgive someone when you don't tell them what happened i mean because you don't want us to mention anything about an embarrassing situation we just need a good enough lie food poisoning common yeah and could be accurate i think we won't expose you for whatever happened.

Okay. Well, mainly we're not going to expose him because we honestly have no idea what happened. I know. He's actually smart not to tell us. Anyway. We leak that stuff all the time. Let's just call Charlotte and see what she has to say.

Here we go. Hello? Hey, is this Charlotte? Yeah, who's this hey charlotte this is jeff from a radio show called brooke and jeffrey in the morning okay you have a lovely voice by the way i just feel like i need to say that yeah and a nice name beautiful name how do you know? How'd you get my number and my name? Oh, I didn't even get to compliment your number. Beautiful phone number too. Lots of wonderful numbers in there. Maybe too thick at this point.

Well, I'm trying to do everything I can because we're calling you, Charlotte, on behalf of one of our listeners who you went out on a date with the other night. Okay, which listeners who you went out on a date with the other night. Okay. Which, uh. Oh. Which guy? Which, that mean you're seeing a lot of guys right now? Which is fine.

I mean, not a lot. That's what dating is. Yeah. What's his name? His name is Abraham. Oh. Oh, my God. Seriously?

Yeah. Yeah. That freaking jerk wants to get a hold of me now? He's not a jerk. I mean, no, I can understand why you're so upset with him, Charlotte. I can't believe what kind of pathetic guy just ditches someone in the middle of a date and then a radio station to get me on the phone. I agree, despicable but we're just trying to do our jobs

here and trying to help him reconnect with you because he did feel an honest vibe going on if he did feel an honest vibe why would he do that like i spent an hour over an hour getting ready and then he just abandoned me halfway through the meal if he really had an honest connection with me whatever that wouldn't happen charlotte i i can tell you right now he said it was a hundred percent his fault it was on him but he couldn't tell you the reason why he had to leave he just had to go okay fine but then like but he didn't he didn't tell you either no that bothered me too no it's not like he has another girlfriend or wife or anything like that. It's nothing terrible. We don't know that.

He has no explanation, and there is just no excuse. I don't see any kind of situation unless there was some fantastic reason, like his apartment was on fire or his dog got loose and, I don't know, got run over. But I don't know why he wouldn't know. Or his apartment was on fire or his dog got loose and like I don't know got run over but I don't know why he would or his dog was on fire or he got kidnapped in the bathroom that's good Jeff he could have gotten kidnapped and then texted you after and been with you

these are just exactly what maybe the kidnappers made him do that they're very benevolent kidnappers I'm not in the mood for all these jokes. Like, this whole situation just pisses me off. No, that makes sense. That makes sense.

Maybe the reason isn't important. I think how he feels now and how he felt even at the time. It does matter. I want to know. Okay. Well, we can't give you the answers to that, but someone who can is actually on the other line listening right now. It's Abraham.

Hey, Charlotte. What? Oh, my God. Wow. This is how you try to talk to me? Oh, my God. Listen, listen. I honestly, I wish that my house had been on fire.

What? I wish that that my house had been on fire. What? I wish that that was what had happened. Wow. Hopefully your insurance company isn't listening right now. God. Oh, man. Because the truth is, something very bad and embarrassing happened,

and I honestly felt like I couldn't look you in the eye. I needed to get out of that restaurant. Like what, with your ex there or something? You need to tell me. That would have been preferable. Let's stop naming all the things we would have preferred to have happened. Look, Abraham, I think in order for this to go well for you, you might need to tell everybody what happened in the bathroom.

We've all had terrible, embarrassing things happen. I once wet myself in a JCPenney dressing room. Nobody asked. I know, but sometimes it's easier to share when other people share first. You don't have to be specific either. Just give us a general idea of the problem that you faced. Okay. All right. I'm going to say it.

And the only reason I'm doing this is because I really like you, Charlotte, and I want to go on a second date with you. And so the only reason I'm going to embarrass myself. Okay. It's kind of sweet. It is sweet. Okay. Just say it. Okay.

Okay. I was very excited for our date, and I was very nervous, so I was drinking a lot of water, and my bladder got very full, and I had to go to the bathroom. And so I ran into the bathroom, and I went for the first urinal without even thinking, and I didn't wash my hands before I went to the bathroom. And if you remember that before I went to the bathroom and if you remember before that

before I went into the bathroom I was eating hot wings and I didn't properly clean off my fingers and then I went to the bathroom and I was in a lot of pain I think you know what happened I had husband once. Wait a minute. Hold on. Don't laugh at his pain. Let him keep going. So you, what? I think you know what happened. I had hot wing sauce on my fingers and then it touched a very sensitive area.

And it's like, what are you supposed to do? Run to the bathroom and wash it off in the sink? You can't. You actually can't. Oh my gosh. Oh no. So you were in a lot of pain a glass of milk won't fix that oh my god i am so sorry yeah that is so embarrassing he tried to warn you are Are you feeling better now?

Like, how are you feeling down there? Yeah. I washed it off and I, it's fine. It's good. It's good. He's recovered. I had no idea. Like, I feel so good right now.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Spicy wings, bro. I wanted to come and talk to you in person, but I was in so... I mean, like, there was tears coming down my face. I had to get home and take a shower. What do you say? I'm burning down there.

I gotta go. Like, no. Can you imagine what the other people in the bathroom thought as you're crying? Don't tell them that, Brooke. Oh, no. Oh, my God. It's god it's so funny there's like layers of embarrassment here i mean seriously i can't believe he just publicly embarrassed himself in order to go out with you one more time yeah like something was definitely on fire yeah yeah yeah and we can create a different type of fire and keep the spark of romance going no wing restaurant i don't know we can have some ranch dip okay i'm just gonna ask

it flat out then charlotte we'd like to send you and abraham out on another date and we'll pay for it honestly when you first called me i was like there's no chance in hell but i gotta say like that takes some guts to say this to me so i appreciate the effort and yeah sure as long as there are no other emergencies i'll go on another date with you. Oh my god. Abraham, we're two for two with you now on second date update. Wait, what do you mean two for two?

Oh. You know what? I'll tell you about it at our next date. It's an embarrassing story. I'd rather not talk about it on the air in front of people. I'm a little shy. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Guys, i think we may have a contender here for most embarrassing first date story of the entire year maybe of the entire show i feel like it wasn't his fault though like poor guy he was

just not focused and it really backfired because out of all the terrible date ruining things that we were all imagining that could have happened in that bathroom. I don't think any of us had hot wing sauce on the downstairs on our scorecard. No, I just, you know. I don't even have one. It makes me burn. Yeah. Thinking about it. Is it weird that if he would have like wet himself, it would have been better than this?

I know. But now, unfortunately, whenever I see a plate of hot wings out in public, I'm going to instantly imagine Abraham and his irritated situation. Bring gloves. I think you should use it as a PSA and just constantly remember to wash your hands. Yes. All the time. PSA with a capital P. Or what's that YouTube channel where they try different like flavors of hot wings?

Hot ones. Hot ones. They should really take it to the extreme and move it down below the table. Oh, no, no, no. That would be an entertaining episode. You're getting it in your eyes, man.

Wait till you see the next Harry Styles interview. Alexis is tuning in for that one. Wait, what? Yeah. Anyway, if you ever want to get a second date update, don't forget you can always

email the show. We'll call the person who isn't calling you back. Wait, what? Yeah. Anyway, if you ever want to get a second date update, don't forget you can always email the show. We'll call the person who isn't calling you back. Plus, check out all our second date podcasts up at Brooke and Jeffrey, wherever you get your podcasts. Ugh, we're so done with New Year, New You. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes.

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