Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: French Air Kiss

Episode Date: May 6, 2026

Our listener invited herself along to run errands with her date and they actually had a pretty great time! But something about his dating profile is making her uneasy… Find out what that is in the Second Date Update podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. It's a very special episode today because Jeffrey's in our podcast open. What's happening right now? This is where we open and we let everybody know it's a new episode today. And then we go back and we read a couple comments. But today, Jeff, we've got to tell everyone that we've got another live video up on our YouTube page. Yeah.

I have a second day update. Oh, they're live? Well, I mean, that's what we call them. Oh, okay. You know, they're like live to tape, and then we put the recording up to, don't complicate things. No, sure, it's a live video. You can see one of our second date updates happening in the studio right now.

It is our second one, and it's up on our YouTube page at Brooke and Jeffrey. I think that's what Jeff meant to say. Yeah, that's definitely what he meant. Yep, and it's great. People are loving it. What are some of the comments coming in? More videos, please. Let's go.

I love this. Way better when it's a video and not a static image. See, our faces are an improvement, which is... Oh, this one. The new thumbnail made me think this was a pirate account. Oh. Yeah, you should probably report it just to be safe. All right, again, follow definitely at Brooke and Jeffrey, please, on YouTube.

And right now we're rolling out those videos once a week. So hopefully we're going to ramp that up and there's going to be more of them soon. But for today, go enjoys yesterdays. And right now, enjoy this brand new second day podcast. Live. No, this one's... We don't call it that. Oh, okay.

No, it's just a chef, you don't get it. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. In this busy, crazy, insane world, sometimes schedules just don't match when it's time to pick a time for a first date. Seriously. That's why you got to be flexible. Like our listener, Danny, when the girl he went out with apparently suggested, hey, why don't I just tag along with you while you go run errands? and he thinks that turned out pretty well, according to his email.

Well, that's interesting because he's on the phone with us. Yeah, that's a little bit of a flaw. He's not getting a call back. So we're going to try to help him today. Please welcome to the show, Danny. Hey, Danny. Are we multi-gued? I'm clapping for you.

Should have queued the applause. What's up, guys? Maybe he just wasn't responding because he's still multitasking. Oh, yeah. You know, he's at the store right now. Yeah. A to-do list? You're still in the middle of running your chores, or are you ready to talk to us?

No, I'm here. I'm good. Oh, good. Okay. Check that one off the list. So tell us about this woman that convinced you to run errands with her. Well, I matched with Viv on Hinge. And I've been on and off that app because I was actually catfished once before.

It was real bad. So I had to take a couple months off. Yeah, it was terrible. You get your heart, like, excited. about someone and they weren't real. That's so funny that you think, the first thing I thought was how much money did you lose? Oh.

I don't even want it. I really, yeah, scarred, scarred. Okay. Oh, wow. Okay. Someone did a number on you. So I got back out there and I'm matched with this lovely girl, Viv. And we were chatting and she asked if I had plans this weekend.

And I was kind of just joker around and I was like, I got to hit up the traitor Joe. It was just like, oh, oh my God. Like, can I go with you? I don't really cool. Girls love training shows. And they always tell me about it. So she came on your errands.

I was thinking it was the opposite. Yeah, it sounded like it was the other way. Well, as soon as you said, TJs, every girl perks up. And they're like, absolutely, I want to be there. So you were like, yeah, come with me, grocery shopping? Right. So we met up. We went grocery shopping.

And it was what it was. I got my groceries and we put them in my car. But then also got some extra stuff because we decided just to go down the road a bit and do a little picnic. Cute. We got some branded chips Got that kettle corn Just a little deletray You know all the goodies

Yeah They have this like olive dip That I love there You should have gotten some of that I don't know what it's called It has like hunks of cheese anyway But how did it go? It went really good

Honestly it was kind of The most different unique date That I've ever really been on I figured we might do something after And I'm a little bit of a nerd So I brought a little Lego set to build just so we'd have an activity. I don't know.

But we hung out. What did you build? It was just a little Star Wars. Actually small. Okay. It's not a whole... Why am I picturing the death star right now? Yeah.

The $500,000 or $1,000 Lego set. Say, hey, we grab the other side of this. We're going to move it over the... We're going to blow up a planet right now. Hold on. After you built it, did you let her take it with her? Oh. I kept it.

She didn't ask. I don't think that was the any of the issue. The only thing. So this is why I'm calling y'all It's because at one point She had to use the park restroom And she walked off and she looked back at me I don't know for some reason

I blew her a kiss Oh Oh it would be funny We were having the picnic thing The vibe was there No and then she turned back again And I Then I did it again

What? You don't know And she didn't blow back She catch one at least She didn't blow back Had you really like actually kissed her before this Or this is your first Step into kissing

No, no, but We still continued with our afternoon And at the end of it I went for it And I did give her a kiss And it landed in real life Okay Okay, that's the important

Okay, so she didn't get the cringe Too much from seeing you blow a kiss There's just something about blowing Blowing a kiss and it's just not sexy Oh, I know, I know Okay. As long as there was no tongue in the air kiss, I think this is sound. There's never been tongue in the air kiss. That is interesting. I never thought about a French air kiss.

Maybe it could be romantic. Oh, no. Someone's got to try that. All right. So, you left it with an actual mouth-to-mouth kiss. That went well. What's happened since? I tried to, I tried to reach out to her and she hasn't returned any of my text. I'm just unsure where we're at right now. I feel like after your first experience of that terrible catfish, like getting ghosted is not what you need right now after being on the apps. No. Not true.

Dating is hard, y'all. Yeah. It sounds like you're doing a good job, though. Like, that was creative. It was spontaneous, which is fun. There was some flirting, a good kiss. Like, we got a lot to work with. Yeah.

I'm optimistic when we come back and we call Viv for you, try to get you your second date up. Damn. I'm going to give you a little good luck forehead kiss before we start. Oh. I'm good. I'm good. That's also not a sexy one. He said I'm good.

Yeah. He blocked it. I didn't even put tongue on it, bro. I don't even know. You're going to lick his forehead. For good luck. We'll see how it goes when we come back and get you your second date update right after this. Hold on.

Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. One date, three kisses. Two of them air kisses without tongue. Yeah. One of them a mouth kiss. Tong questionable? I don't think we need to go real hot.

on whether or not what the tongue was doing. Yeah. Let's just leave that. We're not that deep of investigative reporters, although I'm kind of sad. Yeah. But our listener, Danny, took his date, Viv, to Trader Joe's,

and turned grocery shopping into a little cute picnic in a nearby park. I mean, it's actually a pretty romantic date. Shockingly, yeah. He was even considered enough to bring an activity for them to do. Yeah. A Lego Star Wars set that they could build together. I think that's so cute.

And then at the end, when she asked politely to have it, he ripped it out of her hands and said, No, mine. I'm just kidding. Yeah, she never asked for it. She didn't want it. And apparently she didn't want Danny either because she has not returned any of his calls or his texts. Now I just picture him sitting by himself right now on the other end of the phone holding his Lego Star Wars set. You got your Star Wars set nearby, you, Danny?

Look, it was an ARC-170 Starfighter. It was pretty complicated to put together. I think my 8-year-old son built that one a couple months ago. I'm not lying. Okay. So if we can't get you a romantic date with Vib, we could at least get you a play date with Brooke's son. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

No, but he's got to be a smart kid because it was pretty complicated. No, he does the 15-plus Lego sets. Oh, wow. 15 pieces. That's a lot. No, the age is 15 plus. It's not quite a man yet, is he? Anyway, let's try and.

reach out to Viv here. We'll see if she answers the phone and hopefully has an explanation for why she's not responding. You ready, Danny? I'm as ready as I can be. All right. Here we go. Hey, is this Viv? Yes, who's this? Hey, Viv, this is a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Sorry if you're busy, you sound a little busy. I am. What's going on? This is something that we do on our show. We hope you can be a part of it. It's called a second date update. That's kind of flattering, honestly, to be featured on it. I mean, somebody likes you and is excited about you. Yeah.

We're trying to hyper up, Jeff. We're really trying to sell you on this. She's busy. So we reach out to somebody to try and figure out if there's a reason they're not calling the other person back after a date. And today we're doing that for a guy named Danny. Danny? Yeah, because Danny told us about your date. And the interesting part about it to me was that you guys had a kiss.

At the end, right before you left. I was just going to jump right into that part of it. Well, that's the most interesting part that there would be a kiss at the end of it. And then you still wouldn't be, like, responding to him at all. I'm just reading the signals. And I didn't think that he was interested. What? Sorry.

How could you possibly? Are we talking about the same guy? What signals are you reading? The day after our date, I went to his dating profile, and he was updating it, like, his pictures and bio. So, like, that tells me he's doing that for someone else. But it's not like you deleted your dating profile. You were still on there enough to be able to see his. Yeah.

Yeah, but, like, I'm not doing an overhaul of my profile. Like, what is he updating, overhauling? What do you mean by that? I mean, like, his pictures, even his bio. I guess I could see what she's saying. Like, it's a mixed signal when you go out with someone one day and then the next morning you're changing everything on your profile. It's almost like trying to get new matches or switch it up.

But before we start making assumptions about what that means, like, didn't you have a great time with him? It sounds like you really wanted to see him again. And even like maybe saw yourself in a relationship with him. Yeah, I did. I had a great time. Oh, no. Which was why I was a little confused. Are you reading into it too much?

Is that the only thing? Yeah. I mean, I don't think it's reading into it too much. Dating is trash. Yeah. Listen, I can see why you think this, but... But the interesting piece is that he's had the same terrible experiences as you have. Oh, my God.

Like, he just finally got back on the dating app because it had been so awful for him. Yeah. And if you're into reading signals about whether or not he's interested, I would say it's a pretty strong signal that he's asked this radio show to reach out to you. And maybe even stronger that he's been waiting on the other line wanting to jump in and speak to you. Romantic. What? He's on the other line?

Yeah. Blowing kisses. I think so. Blowing kisses? We didn't want to bring that. Oh, we forgot to ask about that. I'm kind of glad we didn't. Danny, are you there?

Hey, yeah. I'm here. Could you understand what Viv is talking about, why it's a red flag that you're immediately updating your dating profile? Well, it's totally not like that, actually. I didn't update my profile to get. more girls. I honestly, I did that for my mom. What?

That sounds really bad, dude. How did you make it win? No, no. My mom is on the app, too, because I don't do Facebook or other social media and she doesn't have Instagram. We don't live close, and that's really the only way that we can keep up with each other. So I just wanted her to have a new pick. You don't need to lie, man. I'm praying to God that's a lie.

I'm lying. That's how I keep in touch with her. That's how she knows what I'm doing. I'm sorry, but doesn't it mean if she's going to see you like your stuff and what you're doing, doesn't she have to like match with you on the dating app? Keep you in her algorithm. Yeah. I mean, it doesn't mean that you're actually romantic with someone. Are you talking with your mom? It's still weird. It's my mom. It's my mom. And that's just a technicality. It's the only way that she, she's always wanting me to send her picks and look at my profile.

Hold on I got to get on my Tinder and send my mom a pick real quick. So is that how you guys communicate within the dating app instead of via text? It's just like what I said, like this is how we communicate. That's just what we do. Look at that, Vib. It makes sense. He wasn't trying to get other women. He was just trying to show his mom what a fun life he had.

Yeah. You're staying awfully quiet. I'm curious what's going through your mind. You guys are actually believing this? I still, it's so hard to It'd be worse to make this a lie. This is actually one of those so creative. Like, how would you think of this to lie?

Creative is a very generous word for what's happening here. I'm being completely serious. I did match with my mom, but it's honestly just for the fix. She likes to know my hobbies and what I'm doing. It's not weird. I'm not. No, it's weird.

Is your mom also dating on hands? Like, you don't. She does her own thing. Yeah. No, not the whole thing. She's up with your thing. Like, if she can do Hinge, she can do

Instagram. Like, that is so weird. It does feel like you'd be able to teach her how to use another more appropriate social media platform for communicating with parents. We can go back and forth on what his mom should do and shouldn't do. The whole point was Viv thought that he was

interested in other women and he's obviously not. He obviously wants to date you. But he's still matching with his mom on a dating app. Parents on social media is a whole nother. Yeah, that's for sure. Honestly, it's not just my mom. It's my dad too. He lives in a completely different state.

They're not together and he's been trying to match with dudes to find me. It's just take it forever. It's a very open family that you can be part of. We're not dating each other. Okay, he's just trying to match with you. Just don't try to find your customers. For familiar reasons. That is going to start getting really weird.

Whatever. It's just, it's just, It's what he's doing. But it's just weird because you could be actively cheating on your girlfriend and say, oh, I'm just on here for my parents. Yeah. If you end up in a relationship with Viv, I think Jeff's right. You're going to have to find a different form of communication for your mom. Yeah. No, I don't know.

In my mind, even if I get married, I'm still going to have my dating bio and picks up for my mom. It's just easier that way. That's a hardline. Well, he'll also get to wedding photos on there, though, so people will know. Oh, that might be cute, actually. Really thought your answer was going to be like, yeah, obviously. He's hard line, hinged for life. Yeah.

Okay, that's a different. Well, okay, I was trying. Wait, what's the conclusion here, guys? It really comes down to Viv's conclusion because we would like to offer to send you on another date with Danny if you're open to giving him one more chance. We would pay for it. Here's the thing. I believe him.

because I've met him. However, I don't know if I could handle, like, the lack of boundaries. Like, there are so many other ways to communicate other than her being on hinge. But you don't get it. She's on hinge all the time. This is how we talk. Oh. So it's more you're competing for your mother's attention.

With all the other dudes. That's how you've got to get a hold of her. This is more out of convenience. Yeah. Okay. Well. All that could be done by text. I don't know.

I'm sorry. You know, Viv, we tried to make this happen, but it's sounding like it's a no from you. And Danny, you're not willing to abandon your mom online. Unmatcher. Okay. You know, any chick that is going to ask me to choose between her and my mom, it's just not going to end well. There's no way. Women in their boundaries, right?

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uh, You only got in because your parents made a huge donation. The group. The yard birds, right? That's the name. The Harvard Yardt, but they're open. Do you have a name suggestion? We're open.

Since you guys are middle-aged. One erection. Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends on the I-Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Humor me. I need some jokes to make me. seem funny. I didn't bring it up to Danny, but this is totally something my mom would want to do.

She'd want to match with you on a daddy now to talk to you. 100% want to go on J-date, find me, take a few screenshots and put it into my family newsletter for all my aunts and uncles to see. Like, oh, look, there's Jeff. He likes the outdoors. He's into birdplay and inflatables. Yeah. What a big boy.

He's growing up so quickly. And then she forwarded it to all of us on Facebook. Oh, yeah. Everybody would see my J-Date profile after that. You may be up there. She has made you profiles before without your knowledge. That's true. I haven't gone in check to see how many more she's created for me.

It does sound like Danny is a lot more comfortable with the idea of interacting with his mom on dating profiles than I would be, though. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you wouldn't participate. It would just be your mom talking back and forth with the fake Jeffrey profile that she made for you. Yeah. Or with the other women on the app, which is even more. horrifying. I mean, it is weird. He's just like, he was so close to hearing her and then stopped

listening. Yeah, he just drew a line in the sand. Him and his mom are going to be matched on hinge for life. I think that's the way mommy wants it. Yeah. It seems like they're all happy, but didn't work out for a second date update. Doesn't mean it can't work out for you. If you ever need help in your love life, email the show. We can call the person who's not calling you back and go check out all of our second day podcasts. They're up online wherever you get yours at Brooke and Jeffrey. Another podcast from some SNL, late-night comedy guy,

not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smygel and friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guest, SNL's Mikey Day and

head writer Streeter Seidel help an a cappella band with their between songs banter. Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter. Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and Friends on the I-heart radio app,

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get, your podcasts. Imagine an Olympics where doping is not only legal, but encouraged. It's the enhanced games. Some call it grotesque. Others say it's unleashing human potential. Either way, the podcast's Superhuman documented it all, embedded in the games and with the athletes for a full year.

Within probably 10 days, I'd put on 10 pounds. I was having trouble stopping the muscle growth. Listen to Superhuman on the I-Hard Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. My mother-in-law spent years sabotaging our relationship until karma made her pay for it. All right, Sophia, tell me about how we started this story. She moved in for two weeks, lasted five days, left a mess, and then pressed her ear against their bedroom door and burst in screaming. When kicked out to a hotel, she called her son-in-law's workplace, pretending his partner had been rushed to the hospital by ambulance.

She faked a medical emergency? And spoiler, that was just the beginning. To find out how it ends, listen to the OK Storytime podcast on the iHeart. Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, this is Robert from the Stuff to Blow Your Mind podcast. Joe and I are both lifelong Star Wars fan, so we're celebrating May the 4th with a brand new week of fun, thought-provoking Star Wars-related episodes. Join us as we tackle science and culture topics from a galaxy far, far away, such as the biology of taun tons and wampas on the ice planet hot, or the practicality

and corporate business sense of the Sith rule of two. Listen to stuff to blow your mind on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what I'm saying. Yep, that's me, Clivert Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, my basketball and college football journey, or my career in sports media.

Well, now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Cliver Show. This is a place for raw, unfills of conversations with athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. So let's get to it. Listen to the Clifford show on the IHeard Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok podcast network on TikTok.