Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: Grad Party Smarty

Episode Date: April 8, 2024

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Jose's taking notes. Number one is your local Civil War reenactment. Hey, hey, hey, okay. Are they widows? I mean, I think it's typically old people. Also, does it matter which side they're fighting on? No, things get spicy out on the battlefield. Number two is the Suds and Studs Charity Car Wash Fundraiser.

Hey, hey, hey, let's go ladies. $5 gets you more than just a clean wash. And number three, any high school graduation party. Ew. Jeffrey. No, I'm not saying you're meeting the graduates there. I'm saying, like, I mean, though, let's be honest, most of them are legal by that point.

I mean, the other people at the party, the friends of family. They're like the chaperones. Yeah, the families of the friends. Okay, listen, they're probably related to you. I mean, like, I know you make fun of me. Even better for you, Brooke. I know.

That should be a perk. Because that's where one of our listeners, Robert, met a lovely lady recently. So let's talk to him about it. Robert, welcome to the show. Hey, guys. What's up? Did you meet a grown person? Did we say congrats, grad?

Yeah. I did meet an actual grown person at this party. It was my frat brother's daughter's high school graduation. So perfect place to pick up a woman, you know? Okay. Is it? Is that the perfect? I've never heard that saying before.

There's a first time for everything. What's this lovely woman's name? Her name's Charlotte. Okay. Robert and Charlotte. So your couple's name would be Roblet or Sharbert. I hope it ends with Sharbert. Let's get Sharbert rolling.

Why was Charlotte there? She was friends with my buddy's wife. Okay. And I guess she just wanted to have some extra friends there, so she invited her. Extra friends there. We've all tagged along with a friend to some kid's graduation party. Can you come and make my kid look popular? I brought enough friends to grad parties if there's an open bar.

So how did you and Charlotte come to be? We were just hanging out by the cooler, and I realized we were hitting it off. We were talking for a little bit. Actually, I noticed that there was going to be a little bit of an ice shortage. There's a lot of people drinking Limeritas and everything. Oh, yeah. Okay. A lot of high schoolers sneaking in probably. No comment. So, you know, I noticed that there was an ice shortage and I told Charlotte like, hey, do you mind coming with a ride? Grab some bags of ice with me. She came. That's actually smooth. Wow. Yeah. Because then you get a little alone time with her.

Like, were you guys able to connect? Oh, yeah, we definitely connected. Oh. Hey. That sounds like, were you making out in a car somewhere, sir? Yeah. No, no, no, no. We didn't start then.

We were still feeling each other out. You know, it was like one of those parties that starts at 2 o'clock, so nothing got crazy that early. Okay. We got the ice and brought it back. I made sure that the situation was taken care of. Thank God I did because they ran out of ice almost immediately by the time we got back and the party would have been over.

But we saved the party. You're clutch! You guys are the heroes! Exactly. And you know what? We made everyone feel good. She was impressed with my knowledge of ice. What? It's like making the circular cubes way Exactly. And you know what? We made everyone feel good. She was impressed with my knowledge of ice. Oh. What? It's like making the circular cubes way better than those little square ones.

It's important to know how many people come to your party because you need to know the correct people to ice ratio. Those are the long-form math questions that would have served us a lot better in life. Yeah. You know? Screw how fast the train is going. Thank God she had you there to help calculate that. How long did the party last? With that type of party, it would only go to

five, but things got crazy and it went all the way to 12 o'clock at night. I love when the parties for grads are actually really the parties for parents. Like, we did it! No wonder you needed so much ice. were you and her together all night we were hanging out you know i tried to mingle a little bit but i kept coming back to her because we were really hitting it off and then apparently

now i don't know what's the deal with these high school kids but they have these parties that they'll bring chaperones to like adult chaper. So they were all headed to this park by us, and they wanted some chaperones. Okay. So I thought, why the heck not? Why don't we go? I guess I remember that they would do like all-nighters at my high school where like you would go to a bowling alley, and you literally were there all night, and it was like school-sponsored.

The idea was to like make sure that kids were not, you know, doing drugs. Yeah, a grad night to do that. Yeah, I remember that. That doesn't sound very fun. Okay, sorry. So was it an all-nighter situation? Yeah, so we went to this park and we shopped around the party and we ended up going until 5 a.m.

Dang. Oh, my God. That's so cool. Was it fun or was it annoying? Yeah. No, it was fun because Charlotte and I had some alone time while we were making sure the kids were behaving and everything. But I'm not going to lie.

I had a crackdown on some of the kids because I saw that all the kids were huddled around this one red Ford Taurus. It turned out someone brought in a pony keg. But I busted them out of break up the fun. Oh, no. But then does that mean that you confiscated the pony keg and you and Charlotte got to drink it? No comment. No comment. Oh, my God. Okay.

Well, this sounds like a pretty fun night for you and Charlotte. Yeah, dang. I mean, that is a lot of time with a person. I know, but, like, you know what? The conversation just kept coming easy. It wasn't really difficult to talk to her. You know what? It felt like we had a real connection.

Nice. How did you two leave it? So, at the end of the night, when everything was winding down, I drove her back to her car, and we made out before she got out of the car, so things went pretty well. Yeah, she's just, like, delirious with sleep. Yeah.

I mean, it sounds shocking that she wouldn't be getting back to you. Are you not hearing from her at all? No, I've texted her back a few times, and she keeps saying, you know, I need to check my schedule. But now it's been two weeks, so now I'm feeling like he's just playing games, you know? Yeah, definitely. Hopefully she didn't meet a younger man at the graduation

party. Oh, gosh. If any of them are college bound, I know. Or she's like, you took my keg away. We'll find out when we come back. We will call Charlotte for you and try to turn you into officially char bert when we do your second date update right after this thanks guys i appreciate it second date update if you're just joining us for the second date update we're talking to

the chaperone of an all-night high school graduation party and he's available for higher ladies if the second date doesn't work out well. So he'll chaperone your kid's birthday party. What? Their winter formal. I think it was a one-time thing, Jeff. And the best part, he won't forget the ice. Never.

Enough for the entire party all night long. Yeah. All right. That's what Robert brings to the table, and it's how he met Charlotte the other night. Now, after their awesome evening together, she's not responding to his texts anymore, so we're going to find out what's up. Or as the kids would say, sup, fam? You are so disconnected.

That's what they say. Robert, isn't that what the kids say at the party? Yeah, I'm pretty sure they said that at the party. Yeah. Thank you, Robert. I guarantee you Jeff Googled that. I asked Jeeves did. Ask Jeeves? Jeeves knows. Yeah. Thank you, Robert. I guarantee you Jeff Googled that. I asked Jeeves did.

Ask Jeeves? Jeeves knows. I think the important part is, like, she made out with you after spending, God, you guys were together for almost 24, no, 12 hours. Bad math. Over, yeah. Over 12 hours. Yeah. That's a lot of time.

2 p.m. to 5 a.m.? Yeah. I had a whole day with her. It was like two dates rolled into one. Yeah. That's a good point, dude. For sure. You really get to know someone. I think this is 5 a.m.? Yeah. I had a whole day with her. It was like two dates rolled into one. Yeah. That's a good point, dude. For sure. You really get to know someone.

I think this is going to be successful. Yeah. Yeah, there's got to be something. She has some pretty awesome excuse to turn you down like this. So let's give her a call. We'll see if she answers and try and get you your second date update, okay? All right. Great.

All right. Wish me luck. You? I wish you luck. Yeah, wish me luck. No, it's him that needs the luck. Well, I feel like I could use the luck, too, but fine. I wish you luck if you wish me luck. All right. I wish you luck. This is it's him that needs the luck. Well, I feel like I could use the luck, too, but fine. I wish you luck if you wish me luck.

All right. I wish you luck. This is going to go on forever. Okay, let's just call. We're in the luck circle. Can we please get out? Out of luck. Let's just call.

Please leave your message for 5-7.lotte come on now you really scared her off bro i know you guys need to look one more time hello hey is this charlotte is. Can I have some scholars? Yes, you may. We're a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Hi, Charlotte. Hi. Hi.

How can I help you guys? We're doing a segment called The Second Date Update, and we're looking to pry a little bit into your dating life. My dating life? Mm-hmm. Do you remember? Did she drop the phone? Did you hang up? Mm-hmm. Do you remember? Did she drop the phone? Did you hang up?

Did you drop the phone, Charlotte? Are you, like, from match.com? I canceled that already. No, no way. That would be amazing. Just groups of people

from match.com calling to beg for you to re-sign up. We're much less reputable than match.com. We're a morning radio show, but we do this thing where we try and help out

our listeners after they've gone out with someone and they're not getting a second date we try and figure out why that's not happening and yours i guess wasn't an official date you know like it was more of a really really really long hangout who are we talking about here we're talking about a guy named robert that you uh chaperoned a high school graduation party with? Oh, yeah. I heard you sighed now. What did you think about him? I mean, he's a lot of fun, I guess.

He was a nice guy. I guess. Knows his way around a bag of ice. I mean, he was getting along with the kids really well. That's pretty attractive, right? the kids really well. Okay. That's good. That's pretty attractive, right? A little too well, maybe.

It's like he just was laughing and joking with them. They're having a good time. And they're running around, you know. I don't know. It's just weird. Was he having them push him on the swing set? Or what was going on? It's my turn.

Yeah. He had this, like, giant band-aid on his knee. And when I asked him, you know, about it, he kind of he kind of like blew it off he wouldn't really talk about it so i just figured the more drinks he had him that he would tell me okay because he did say that you guys were drinking like you had confiscated a like pony keg or something for some of the high schoolers it What's a pony kid? Is that a small one? It's a small one. Okay. Yeah, a little tiny guy. So he finally told me what was going on with it, and he said that he skinned his knee really bad while mooning people from a moving car. Wait, what?

You said what? Wait, mooning people? And he was laughing like he is right now. Oh, like Jose? I'm sorry. I've seen this before. It does not look fun. I don't get it.

He was in a car. How do you skin your knee if you're in a car and you're dropping your pants and showing people's butt? Or one of your friends pushes you out. My buddy tried this and our other buddy pushed him out. Pushed him out of a moving car? It was going like five miles an hour. It checks out that Jose is the one that relates to this. Sorry, I'm sorry.

Wait, what? What does that say to you? Yeah, he's too immature. Wait. Oh, come on. He was supposed to be chaperoning, but he was in the car mooning other high school students. Like, pretty sure that he put on a list or something. Did this happen before the graduation? Yeah, no, I guess this happened

before because he already had the bandage. Oh. So he was doing it with his adult friends and I see, and told you at the high school party. It felt like you were dating a high school kid in a grown man's body. I hope they were adults.

You're also questioning that. It's good that he didn't want to tell you. At least that means he wasn't proud initially of it. And I will say that my instance also happened in high school. It wasn't an adult thing. So Charlotte, that's the main reason that

you're not calling Robert back? Yeah, I just don't want to date someone as childish as that. I mean, I'm perfectly good being friends with him. You know, he is fun and I did laugh, but it's not something I want to, you know. I don't think he wants to be friends with you, Charlotte. Oh, no. I mean, if he was really that childish, would he have been waiting quietly on the other line wanting to talk to you? A lot of self-restraint right there.

Yeah, that's a grown man move. Yeah, I mean, come on, guys. I waited this whole time. I let her air her grievances. But I'm only hearing positives right now. Okay. I moved someone because I'm fun. And you know what?

You may want to say hi to her. That's what she likes about me. I wasn't joking, Charlotte, when I said he is on the other line. He actually wants to talk to you. I don't want to talk to her. Also, if you think i'm childlike uh i pay my car insurance all the time hey is that the only bill you pay we laugh but jeff didn't have car insurance oh that's a good point i did let mine laugh so he's more of a man than me yeah

so but you admit robert that you actually mooned some people? Yeah, you know what? Listen, mooning somebody is like the moment strikes you, you know? You just got to take it sometimes. I kind of see him on that one. I don't know. It's not malicious. It's just in good fun, you know? I mean, talk to Charlotte about it.

Charlotte, come on. You never done anything like silly to your friends as a prank? No, no, no, no, no. No. No. He said he won a pervious mustache competition in Mexico. Wait, there's a pervious mustache? It was college spring break, but it was last year when he did it.

It is not his college. Oh, okay, so it wasn't his college. He tagged on to somebody else's spring break. You were chaperoning that one too, Robert? Yeah, I mean, come on. Those kids need someone older to watch out for them. Okay, listen. Robert, it's going to be easy for you to win the pervious mustache

contest when you're 20 years older than all the other contestants. Flying to Cancun in spring break. That was a legit competition. I even got a trophy too. And let me tell you something, I had the best Fu Manchu there is. Okay, I'm sure your parents are too. And let me tell you something. I had the best Fu Manchu there is. Okay.

I'm sure your parents are proud. That's appropriate. I mean, those are interesting things to bring up on a first hangout, Robert. Like, usually you want to talk about cool things you did. Or adult things. I think you're kind of digging your own grave here, making yourself more and more childish. But maybe he wants to get the point across that he's still fun just because he's in his 30s or 40s. I don't know how old you are.

I don't think she has any question that he's fun. It's just, is he grown up enough for her? She seems to want a more mature guy. Do you have any things that prove that you're mature? Yeah, I mean, listen, I'm on Weight Watchers right now, you know? Like, I'm trying to take care of myself, you know? Okay. Okay.

Not very often Weight Watchers is a selling point for why you should be. Good for you, Robert. Listen, it shows that I care about myself and I'm trying to take care of adult things. And I hear Charlotte laughing. I mean, Charlotte, maybe you need a little bit more fun in your life. I just worry about where our next date is going to be. Like, are we going to be cannonballing in the pool? I don't know.

That'd be fun. The fact that you're even thinking about the possibility of a next date is a good sign. There we go, Charlotte. Come on. Give him another chance. Yeah. We would love to send you on that next date and pay for bumpers at the bowling alley if you're willing to go out with him one more time.

Charlotte, what do you think? I would love to hang out with you as friends. Oh, Charlotte. Give him a chance. Fine, then. What the heck? Wait, what? with you as friends. Oh, Charlotte, give him a chance. Fine then. What? Wait, what? I just drove away from you and into the sunset.

I'm going to find me a woman who likes a skinny dip and go do cannonballs. That's quite the combination. All right, man. Well, Robert, if you're out of here, then I guess I am too, all right? Oh, cool, Jeff. Watch out. Oh, man. Well, Robert, if you're out of here, then I guess I am too, all right? Oh, cool, Jeff. Watch out.

Oh, Jeffrey. Did you just crash your imaginary car? I forgot how to drive. Good thing you pay for insurance now. I usually have a chaperone. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. I like how he spent half of the call trying to prove how mature and adult he was and then left the call making car sounds that's a good point yeah i mean his maturity arguments weren't super strong

so it wasn't super strong although he did have some of us beat as far as adulting goes oh yeah absolutely but we never claimed to be mature here no there's a reason why she didn't know our show right they do say some people never grow up and robert might be the perfect example of that claim to be mature here. No. There's a reason why she didn't know our show. Right. They do say some people never grow up and Robert might be the perfect example of that. Hey, you know, he'll find somebody

equally immature with him. There is somebody out there for everybody. I don't know. Jose laughed really hard at his jokes. Yeah, but I'm forever single. But I did see

we had some women texting in at 78592 saying he sounds hilarious and they'd love to meet him. Yeah, it is fun to be the fun guy. It's always fun for a night or two anyway. Exactly, Brooke. I'm saying.

I didn't recognize one of the numbers. And, Brooke, next time you can just ask me directly. I'll give you the phone number. You have that number too? Yeah. Don't have to play coy like that. But anyway, if you do want to get some help with your dating life, you can always email the show. We'll call that person who isn't calling you back.

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