Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: Hair Today Gone Tomorrow

Episode Date: October 16, 2024

A fun activity to go along with dinner is normally a great date. NOT TODAY. One of our listeners botched his night and now needs our help! Hear his plight in the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Join late night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show Ears Edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Second date update. How many mistakes are you allowed to make on a first date? Oh, no, I never thought about this, Jeff. Depends, I guess, if you want another one.

There's a number? I guess it depends on the mistake itself. Yeah, for sure. Like forgetting your credit card. Can you get away with that? That's a big mistake. Once, I sure. Forgetting your credit card. Can you get away with that? That's a big mistake. Once. I think that's okay.

It happens. Forgetting your date's name. Oh, definitely. Let that one go, please. Forget your own name. Yes. Who am I again? Hey, I'm Carlo.

No, wait, that's my cousin. Wait, what is mine? Let me get my ID. Oh, wait, I forgot my credit card. Oh, God. Luckily, none of those happened to our get my ID. Oh, wait, I forgot my credit card. Oh, God. Luckily, none of those happened to our listener, Corey. Oh, no. But he said in his email a mistake was definitely made, and I'm curious what it was.

Corey, welcome to the show. Thank you guys for having me. All right, Corey, I'm glad you know who you are. There's no existential crisis happening. Now, do we know the name of your date? Do you remember that one? yes my name was uh uh brenda he just looked it up on his phone right now so what was the mistake that you made with brenda, the mistake was Brenda and I was out to dinner. And Brenda had to excuse herself and go to the bathroom.

And a very sexy waitress came over. Oh, no. And she started flirting with me. Did she, though? Did she? Let's be honest. Or was she doing her job? Yep.

And what did you do? I started flirting back with her Oh You just couldn't help it, huh? Wait It's one thing to like flirt like secretly You got caught by Brenda flirting? Well, I didn't get caught, thank goodness She came back to the table

And she saw me rubbing on the waitress' arm What? Wait, that's worse. You touched her. You touched her at all? You're feeling her up? That's so cringe. Well, listen, she led to that.

And as I'm feeling on her arm, Brenda comes back to the table and I was like, oh, Brenda, I'd like you to meet Stephanie. This is my cousin. Wow. And she was like, hey. And I introduced the waitress. She went right along with it. But the waitress did slide me her number, but still.

So the waitress was actually. She was feeling it, huh? Oh, yes, she was. You do not sound remorseful at all for this situation. I was a little, but I can't help it. I have it that way. What can I say? Well, hold on.

Isn't this second date update that you want to do to call Brenda? Or is it the waitress? I think you and the waitress might be a better match. Yeah, wait a minute. Well, no, but Brenda and I, after the night went on, we hit it off very well. And listen, I would like to see Brenda again in a different restaurant. But yes, I'd like to see Brenda again. Don't yell at me, girls, but is there a chance

that her seeing him get hit on slightly made her like him more? Like there's competition. Yeah, he said that it was his cousin. Oh, that's right. So in her eyes, it's his cousin. Oh, God. I'm so sorry, Matt. It's a red flag. Why are you rubbing your cousin?

You know Brooke is cousin rubbing all up and down her family. Let's not act like it's weird. We're not from West Virginia, so it wasn't like that. Okay, so how did this date start off before the restaurant? It started off, we were playing flip cups on the hood of my car. Wait. Wait, what? This is an confusing thing.

What do you mean? As part of the date? Yes, yes. I wanted to add some type of activity. I wanted to have As part of the date? Yes, yes. I wanted to add some type of activity. I wanted to have some fun before the date. So you got no team. You're just competing against each other.

Someone remind me of the flip cup rules again. You chug the beer out of the plastic cup and you put it on the table. I have to flip it over. That's the lane on the other side. You have a team of like five. Well, you can just do it six times in a row yourself yeah and that's what we did six times in a row well that's that's thoughtful a lot of guys don't put the effort in to like plan out an activity for the actual day they just go to a place and hope for the best and listen i was a complete gentleman i provided the beer

i mean that sounds traditional, Alexis. And maybe Brenda's a beer type of gal. So we got flip cup, a restaurant, you hit on the waitress. Anything else we should know from your... I think she was your cousin. Yeah. That's important because I missed that and that was important. Any other details from this romantic first encounter?

After the nice dinner we had, we ordered dessert. Oh, okay. I ate both of them. Wait, why? Corey, why would you eat both the desserts? Desserts are meant to be shared. Period. Yeah, that's a part of the date. But she saw a hair in hers, and

listen, I didn't have a problem with the hair, so... I actually appreciate that. Okay, again, I'm with Brooke on this one. I would don't ever say anything if that happens to me. You just pick it off. It's a freaking hair. So she didn't want to eat it because there was a hair,

so you just ate it right away. It was a hair, so. Well, you didn't want to insult your cousin by sending it back. What kind of dessert was it? It was a fudge brownie. Oh. You ate two whole fudge brownies in front of her? I ate two whole fudge brownies.

Wait, why did you give her yours? Well, I have already ate mine before sheuzz brownies. Wait, why didn't you give her yours? Well, I have already ate mine before she found the hair. Okay. All right. What an awesome. This is a wild night.

Yeah. I can't wait to hear from her for multiple reasons. So what's happened since this date? Did you guys kiss? Uh, no, we didn't. Okay.

But I was okay with that. Oh, that's good. All right, it doesn't have to have a first kiss. I don't know what's wrong with you. After you, no, we didn't. Okay. But I was okay with that. Oh, that's good. I don't know what's wrong with you. After you, like, brought her beer, introduced her to your family, showed her how good you are at eating. Sounds like a random night. So funny. Kind of all over the place. I would love to hear what excuse this woman has for not calling you back.

She repeats all three things back. Do you think you got caught in your lie about the cousin? She didn't act like it. We still had a nice time afterwards. Yeah, her attitude would have changed. Well, let's reach out to Brenda and have her explain herself and maybe even give you a refund after we do this second date update right after this.

Thank you, guys. Hold on. Second date update if you missed part one of today's call here's what we know cory is our listener and cory's normal dates are unlike any other normal date we've ever heard on this show that's right jeff it started by meeting his date brenda in a parking lot and playing flip cup with the backseat beer he had lying in his trunk. He didn't say it was warm though. Was it warm?

I don't know why that was. I'm just assuming it had been there a while. It eventually moved inside of a restaurant where he proceeded to hit on a waitress. Doesn't think he got caught because he lied and said that she was his cousin. Yeah, and the waitress went

along with it yes while he rubbed her arm yeah and then it ended with two chocolate desserts both eaten by corey because brenda said she found a hair in hers now it's unclear to me maybe he clarified this already but corey you didn't eat the actual hair, did you? I may have. I may have. Oh, bro. You didn't even pick it out? One long hair is not going to kill you. I think that's a good quote.

We should put that on the restaurant sign right there. Are we talking like dental floss? Female hair. There we go. Okay. Still, that's really long. Do you have any regret that maybe she was telling you there was a hair so that you would speak up to the waitress and you would get the dessert switched out? I mean, the waitress to her was your cousin.

Oh, that's such a good point. It's like setting you up to be, like, the chivalrous hero man. Well, I didn't fall for that one. I don't think it's a trick. It's not a trick. I think, okay. I get it. All right. Not Corey style style we get that now let's try and reach out to brenda here and see if she answers and we're not going to out him on the cousin lie right no okay i just want to make that clear in

the room yeah no i'm not okay even though i feel like it might not have been as smooth as he says yeah well let's just make sure you all understand that I'm that smooth, okay? We never doubted you, man. I'm actually going to make a note of it, Corey. Let's dial Brenda right now. Here we go. Hello? Hey, is this Brenda?

Yes. Hey, is this Brenda? Yes. Hey, Brenda, thanks for answering. We're a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Hey, Brenda. Hi, good morning. Hi. Hi.

Welcome to the show, Brenda. Thank you. I didn't sign up for anything. I don't know. No, you didn't sign up for anything. Somebody don't know. No, you didn't sign up for anything. Somebody else kind of signed you up for this. It actually could be a really good thing for you. Yeah.

Okay. Well, what is it? This is a segment we do called Second Date Update. Because you were recently out with a guy who listens to our show. Apparently, he thinks you two had a really nice time. And he's been hoping to meet up with you again. His name is Corey. I'm not sure I know who that is.

Really? That is shocking that you would forget Corey. You guys played flip cup in a parking lot. You went to a restaurant. Shared a dessert, kind dessert kind of yeah we heard your dessert wasn't very good this is really confusing did it did this happen at an apple we don't know maybe it did how does this sound memorable i mean honestly okay we talked to him and he was he was a very impactful person to me. Like somebody I wouldn't forget.

We're not going to forget even after this, I bet. Okay. I'm just confused because I'm a waitress at Applebee's and. Oh my God. I don't. Did he give us the wrong number? You're his cousin. Oh man.

Shoot. Oh God. Okay. I don't. We got the wrong phone number. Jeff, he's talking. Yeah. Oh, God. Okay. I don't. Oh. We got the wrong phone number. Jeff, he's talking. Yeah.

Tell him to stop. So, Corey, please shed some light on this. What is going on? Yeah, what happened? I think, listen, I got three names under Applebee's. I got Applebee's Brenda. Okay. Applebee's Rachel and Applebee's Tanya. Applebee's Tanya.

And I kind of. Applebee's Tanya. Ooh I kind of, ooh, I kind of. Okay, so one must be the waitress. One is his actual date at Applebee's. I don't even know who the third one is. I don't think he does either. Fair. Rolled the dice.

One in three chance to get it right. But we're on the phone with Brenda, the waitress from Applebee's. Yes, I'm Brenda. Are you the creepy guy that was, like, badgering me for my number? You gave him your real number? Hang on. So you thought that you were calling, like, your date from the other night? But wait a minute.

You feel like you was into it, so that's why I just went with it. Listen, I'm a nice guy, you're a nice lady, and maybe, you know, after my date with my other lady, they're making me. You don't know her name. That's how strong of an impression that you made on him, Brenda,

that Applebee's, that he's completely erased every other female's name from his functioning brain. Yeah. I'm sorry. I got the name wrong, but you know, I thought we had, you didn't get the name wrong. I am Brenda. I was your waitress. You got the, okay. Okay. My, my, my fault, Brenda.

I mean, that says a lot about a man, Brenda, that can admit their faults. Yes. Listen, I made a mistake, but you still, you made that impression on me, Brenda. So maybe, Brenda, we can go out another time. He's trying to, like, remember it. It's like a tool. I just, I can't believe that, like, when you were telling me about the date, that he played flip cup in a parking lot?

Like, that's not a date. It's better than a date. No, it's not. No, it's not. It can't be that uncommon in the parking lot of Applebee's. Isn't it? Brenda, it was just an activity that I thought maybe we can have fun before, you know, we're going

into dinner now with you and I. I would try something different. I will come up with a different activity if you give me that chance. That's the thing. Corey's all about, like, good vibes, good times with good people. And you fit all of those criteria for him. That's why... If he remembers

the people well you know i think he i remember brenda i bet brenda if you gave him a shot and sweet talked him back he'd be willing to play a different drinking game with you maybe king's cup i think i'm i'm in the bottle. Just you and her. That's kind of a That's like juvenile. Like beer pong. But you know I feel like this guy just like doesn't think. Guys that think like do you really want that?

Like ugh. That's gonna give you a headache. You want to be in charge. I mean Jeffrey actually has a point there. Yeah. A lot more work.

I definitely want a guy that thinks. 100%. Okay well Brenda you're in definitely the minority of women with that one, but I'd still like to offer to send you on a date with Corey, and we would pay for it. Applebee's gift card, anybody? You want to go back to work?

With her discount, you could get a lot for that gift card. Oh, yeah, you get four brownies and let her eat all of them. Yeah, I'm okay, though, but thank you for the offer. Oh, darn. Okay. Brenda, do you guys take orders over the phone right now? Because I'd like to put one in for lunch. We want brownies.

I don't take the orders, but someone else, I'm sure, can help you with that if you just call back. Okay. Okay, Corey, you're right. She is a dud. Yeah, the problem is me. The one who doesn't eat hair.

We didn't even talk about the whole dessert debacle with the hair in the brownie. We didn't get to discuss it. And him eating it? Yeah, I was there. I saw it happen. Wait, you served him the dessert that you knew had a hair in it? I didn't know that there was a hair

in it until his date sent something and we went to replace it and he had already eaten it. Quick work. It's a man who doesn't complain. I don't complain, Brenda. I don't. Yeah, but like,

you should complain about that. All I know, it was a very good brownie. Okay, so you're not going to get a date out of this, clearly. But I don't see why Applebee's wouldn't use you to endorse their dessert menu. But if only we could come up with a catchy slogan for them. Here today, gone tomorrow. Here today, gone tomorrow.

I like it. I like it. I like it. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Why do I feel like Corey is definitely going to be back on this show again somewhere down the road? Dude, I want to call Applebee's Tanya. Does no one else? I know. We didn't get to the actual person.

I mean, there was two other Applebee's options. Yeah. I mean, it's a good reminder when you're putting the numbers of ladies into your phone, make sure you don't have more than one Applebee's girl. Or just describe them as Applebee's waitress, Apple't have more than one Applebee's girl. Or just describe them as Applebee's waitress, Applebee's hostess, Applebee's date, Applebee's chef.

What would all of us do? Like lips, peach, you know, watermelons. Yeah, physical descriptions. I should have asked them how many Denny's girls you got in there. Probably up in the 20s for that. Hey, I used to work at Denny's, alright? They liked to party. He's got some talent in there. Make sure to clean up your phone every once in a while, though. It's a good reminder.

Do some housekeeping. Make yourself and make your dating life a little bit easier. That's a good point. Oh, God, I have three people saved under ice on this. So, yeah, if you ever need help with your dating life, we can try and make it easier for you by calling that person who isn't calling you back. You can go check out all of our second dates wherever you get your podcasts at Brooke and Jeffrey. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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