Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: Halloween Ghostface Ditcher

Episode Date: October 30, 2024

No party is better for random makeouts than a Halloween Party! One of our listeners was close to getting lucky but fate (or something else) intervened and now she needs a Second Date Update!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Second date update. Where are the best places to meet someone during the spooky season? Oh, my God. I just saw an ad for a party that was called twerk or treating. Twerk or treating? I love it. Trick or treating with children? No, no. Twerk or treating? Trick or treating with children? No, no.

Twerk or treating. It was like a nightclub party. I thought that was really good. Okay. Maybe that's an option. I got candy falling out of my butt. If you were thinking the local cemetery, though, I can save you a trip

and a very awkward conversation with the ground security guard who was not happy with me, to say the least. Apparently there's better places suited for single seeking romance around halloween and jenna was at one of them recently jenna welcome to the show hey how are you guys jenna were you at twerk or tree i was not i saw another ad for bradoween you know like char XCX, like Brat. The fact you're getting ads for these makes me think they're not cool.

It's not working. Stop trying to sound young. Jenna. I saw an Elviraween ad and it sounds really cute. Jenna, where did you meet somebody recently? I was at a friend of mine's Halloween party. Okay. Like a house party?

Yeah, yeah, a house party, right. Dude, those are so fun. Yeah, they are. I mean, we want to know who you met, but I want to know what you went as first. Oh, sexy ghost face. Oh. Sexy ghost face? The killer from the Scream movies?

Just like a mask and a cute black outfit? Uh, exactly. Alright, you're sexy ghost face and was this guy you met in... What's's his name, by the way? Drew. Drew. Was Drew in a costume, or did he go just plain normal? He was.

Drew was dressed as Jason Voorhees. Oh. Oh. I've always had dreams of Jason and Scream Guy getting together. Now, Jason is the one with the red and white striped shirt, sweater. Am I thinking right? That's Freddy Krueger. No, that's Freddy Krueger. And it was green and red.

What is Jason dressed as? He's a hockey mask. Hockey mask guy. Hockey mask guy. Okay. And kind of built, right? No, that's Mike Myers. Can we not focus on the costumes so much and what their bodies look like?

I want to know how hot he was. What was his t-shirt size? He's pretty hot. Okay. Okay, he's hot jason all right immediately so it's kind of cool you're both dressed as horror movie villains does that help you guys bond it did and love of the classics if you will and so we were just hanging out and having great chat because i mean horizontal is totally my jam and he gets it. What did you just say? What was your jam? You say cortisone is your jam? No.

The horror genre. Horror genre. You gotta take off your ghost face mask when you're doing this call so we can understand you. I see. How far into the conversation did you guys start making out well a while okay okay party everybody's drinking yeah they did get there brooke always jumps right

to the hookup she doesn't want to know anything about the actual like connection that they have i like the way you think though see okay but we started dancing and then we we each have our weapons, right? And so we're slasher dancing. Yeah, that's so fun. Wait, are you guys both talking with only your masks on the whole time? Or do you take them off? Did you get to see what he looked like?

Yeah, well, I mean, it was hot. So he had his mask on the top of his head. Yeah, okay. So, I mean, we knew what we looked like. Okay. Okay. Dude, and I love that you're both like having so much fun with it. Yeah.

Yeah. And it was just a blast. And that was the thing is that it was just no stress, no pressure, great chemistry and pretending to stab each other on the dance floor. Just classic first date energy. So was there any, I mean, you were painting it really nicely. How did the date end? Well, we're having drinks and we're chatting and

there's a girl that just kept side eyeing me and i didn't think i was being paranoid i'm not really built like that was it a costume where the eye was on the side of her hand yeah she got googly eyes no it was it was legit do you know like how crush on your man or he was talking to somebody else. Like, I mean, yeah. How single was Jason Voorhees? I didn't know entirely. And my buddy said that she has a thing for him. Maybe they'd gone out a couple of times. Oh,

maybe there's some history there. I have to admit, I'm a little on the competitive side and I liked him. I was like, this is really cool. So I asked him to walk me home i just live a couple of blocks away from my friend okay and so he walked me home and we made out a little and i invited him up he said no that he had to get back to the party there were some people that he needed

he just sort of uh goes to the party i mean that makes sense if you like go with your friends you can't just like ditch him right my friends would be so happy if I disappeared Because I was making out Was that the last time that you saw him? Yeah and I sent him a text And I haven't heard back from him Oh no But you're competitive and you left him in the party with the other girl

What are you doing? That is a bad move I thought that Is that what you're thinking? Maybe What are you doing? That is a bad move, isn't it? I thought that. He went back to her, kind of. Is that what you're thinking? Maybe. I kind of expected him to come back up to my place, so I don't know what to say. I mean, it's rare that a guy turns you down.

Yeah. I mean, honestly. Our bodies just take over. We're like, yes, I will go upstairs. Well, we're going to figure out what is wrong with Jason once and for all. What is his real name? Who cares?

No, it's Jason and Ghostface. We don't have a name either, by the way. Sorry, but we love you. Make the horror movie rom-com hookup that should have happened. Dude, that'd actually be a good sequel.

It really would. We're going to make it happen with your second date update right after this. Hold on. Second date update. It's the blockbuster horror flick that Hollywood is too scared to make. When Jason met Ghostie.

Oh, that sounds cute. They swore they were just going to be killer friends. But the only thing that can defeat pure evil is the power of true love. As long as they're holding each other's weapons, that is. I know this is kind of confusing if you're just joining in, so I'll try and bullet point what I'm talking about for you.

Two people met at a Halloween house party the other night. One dressed as sexy ghost face from Scream. That would be our listener, Jenna. The other was dressed as Jason from Friday the 13th, whose real name Brooke remembers is Drew.

I said it at the same time as you. Did you not hear me? Yes. One, two, three, Drew. They hung out, they danced, they kissed. Jason walked her home at the end of the night but turned down an invite to stay. Why? We're not totally sure. That's the end of the night but turned down an invite to stay. Why? We're not totally sure.

That's the mystery of Jason. Well, he said, I gotta go back to the party and I don't want to let my friends down. Do we believe that? Yeah, what does that even mean? And it's the friends, that person, that woman who was eyeing him all night was friends in quotes. Yeah, did you mention that, Jeff, to them?

To who? to the people listening right now that there was another girl who had a crush oh okay well we can go through all of the costumes that were at the party if that would help our listeners but i i just think we should probably focus on jenna and drew you're right okay so i'm ready to call drew here yep and i've written down both their names so i won't't forget. Okay. Yep, Jenna and Drew. There it is. I can sense Jenna's confidence without her even speaking once during this whole time. I forgot she's on the phone.

I'm just listening to the stories you guys tell us. Just like a scary horror movie villain would. This is your love story, Jenna, or it could be if it goes well. A horror love story. Oh, my God. Are we going to call and say, do you like scary movies because that's your that's your character hello Sydney you think you would like that you think you would like that Jenna I think that would be fantastic Drew like Drew Barrymore who you killed

in the very beginning okay she's a side character she dies i know but she'll a star okay okay hold up when's your birthday i'm kidding let's just call drew and uh we'll see if we can get another date for you here we go hello hello sydney oh you did it you did it you like scary movies oh my god what is this what's up hey drew i'm sorry man this is drew right is this somebody on the phone yeah it's a lot of somebodies it's a whole morning radio show called brooke and jeffrey what is this yeah brooke and jeffrey in whole morning radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey. What is this? We're a show and we do this segment that you're on right now. It's called the Second Date Update. Not sure if you're familiar

with that, but basically we have a listener that you met recently and the two of you had quite the love connection. Yeah. Really? Well, maybe like you had crushes on each other. This does not sound very familiar. I'm not sure what you guys are talking about. I would go with love on a Halloween party. Well, maybe like you had crushes on each other. This does not sound very familiar. I'm not sure what you guys are talking about. I would go with love on a Halloween party.

Well, sorry. According to her, you guys had a good time together. Her name is Jenna. You met her at this house party during Halloween. You may know her as Ghostface. Right. House party at Halloween. Yeah, I don't really remember very much of it, but I did go.

Oh, God. It sounded like it was a big party. Wait, were you, like, wasted? You went as Jason Voorhees, right? Yeah, I was Jason Voorhees. Okay. So hopefully you remember dancing with a girl dressed as sexy ghost face. Yeah.

Yeah, she was hot. Okay. Well, good. We're back on track. So she told us about you two hanging out. She said she had a really good time with you that night. She said she laughed a lot. You guys like bonded over horror films.

She was hoping that maybe you guys could hang out out in the real world, even without your masks on. Really? Yeah. Because last time I checked, she was hanging out with a different guy at the party. No, she said you walked her home. She was only with you. And you went back to the party. No, she was like hanging out with me for a little while

and then she ended up talking to some guy who was dressed exactly like me and then went home with that guy. Oh no. Oh no. Wait, that wasn't you that walked her home? No. Oh no. There was another guy in a hockey mask.

You made out with a stranger. There was like six guys. Oh, my God. Oh, God. Hey, it's good that guy didn't go up to her house, though. Yeah, he's got good morals. Small victory. Very good.

Just saying. Good observation. Are you kidding me? Oh, but oh, no. Okay. Why did you call this into a radio station? I'm completely confused. She didn't know that.

Yeah, she didn't realize what had happened. And I don't know if you heard her earlier, but she is on the other line listening to this, wanting to talk to you. She's actually on the phone? Yeah, Jenna is there. Jenna? Oh my gosh.

What is going on here? Drew, I don't even know what to say apart from hey i thought we were having a good time and then you blew me off or you blew somebody off i don't know who it was no i thought it was you that walked me home was the guy that walked you home was he wearing his jason vorhees mask yes, but you said you made out with him at the door. You didn't notice a difference? No, it was dark. I didn't have my front house lights on.

It was dark on the dance floor. I have bad vision, too, girl. I get it. And at the end of a Halloween party, probably a lot of drinks happening. Oh, my God. Wait, are you sure? I was just coming to grips with this.

I made out with two different Jasons that night. I mean, who hasn't before? She'd be bummed it wasn't at the same time. Oh, God. That is terrible. Which one was better? No. Do you remember?

Yeah. I mean, is that an important question? Don't answer that unless the answer is Drew. Yeah, good point. The first one. Drew at the party at Netflix. That's another thing that just seems so weird when you walk me home. It was weird.

Remember, it wasn't him. I did not walk you home. Yeah, exactly. You went home with a different guy. Remember, it wasn't him. I did not walk you home. Yeah, exactly. You went home with a different guy. Yeah, but are you hearing her, Drew? Like, she didn't realize. I had no idea that it was not you. She knew.

She knew. You don't believe her? Are you kidding me? She definitely knew. Dude, come on. I don't know. Why would she call us if she knew? I mean, she told us the whole story, and the whole story was only one Jason.

Why would I even bother to call a radio station to get back in touch with you? That doesn't make any sense whatsoever. And it would be so embarrassing. That was a little bit heated when it happened at the time, but I'm kind of over it now. I actually ended up hooking up with a different girl that night. Oh, God. Just bragging now? Also dressed as Ghostface, too, because that would be

a weird coincidence. Was it the girl staring at you in the corner? They were all staring at me. It was hard to keep track. Oh, yeah. There were six Jasons, so I don't know that

this one couldn't even remember which one was you, so I wouldn't get too full of ourselves. Boy, you told us at the start of this phone call, Drew, that you were having a good time with Jenna, too,

and you wanted to see her more. I did. I did. I did. That would have been great. So why can't you do that now? I mean, like, you shouldn't let this get in the way. Well, she goes off with another guy. I ended up hooking up with somebody else. Things happen the way they happen. It's just the way it goes. That's just like this

blockbuster horror flick that we're plotting with Jason meeting Ghostie, and there's going to be some drama in that too. It's nothing that you can't overcome. Cause we'd like to send you out on another date, dude. Another actually a first date. Yeah.

First official date with Jenna. And we'll pay for it. I know Jason loves a good deal. Well, the thing is, you know, I hooked up with another girl that night. Again,

you keep bringing that up. You know, we just been hanging out the last couple of nights and I just kind of up with another girl that night. Again, you keep bringing that up. You know, we've just been hanging out the last couple nights, and I just kind of want to see where that goes. Oh. Okay. Didn't know Jason was such a faithful man. Yeah.

He's such a hopeless romantic. Yeah, he gets such a bad rep. He's like, any of the 50 girls that were looking at me, I would have stuck with them. Yep. Jenna, I mean. Hey. This is so weird.

Are you willing to wait until it fizzles with the other girl? No, no, we got the other Jason for you. Yeah, it does. Oh. Yeah, let's go with number two. Do you have the guy who walked you home's number? Yeah, no, I have no idea

who that guy was at all. So, no, I don't have his number. Oh, wow. Okay. Maybe it was the real Jason. Oh. He escaped something actually pretty scary. In that case, he's probably waiting for you back at your apartment.

You should go home. Yeah, remember to run up the stairs. Give him a big hug. Nothing says horror movie like bringing a rando back to your front yard to make out in the dark and then leave. Maybe a little bit different movie, less romantic, but sure. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. You've heard the classic saying, never kiss a serial killer

on the mouth. Yeah. Well, she kissed two in one night. I mean, she was one herself. Yeah. So,

you gotta cut her some slack. Is that a triple serial killer situation? Yeah. Oh, my God. That is so embarrassing. It does beg the question, though. How many people

are you allowed to make out with at the same house party and have it be okay? Depends on if you're single or not. I think it's a good idea. As long as you keep it under 50% of the total guest list, then you're good. It's all about if you get caught, Jeff. And she got caught. Okay? Yeah.

As many as you want, if you can be sneaky enough. The thing is, she didn't even want to make out with the second guy. That was a total accident. I mean, it just didn't work out. At with the second guy. That was a total accident. I mean, it just, it didn't work out. At least not this Halloween. Yeah, maybe next Halloween. But, you know, we can always help with your dating life or even your Halloween costume ideas if you want some sexy input from Brooke or from Alexis, even Jose and I.

Ours isn't sexy. We're mid-input. Yeah, so. You know I've always ruled sexy Halloween costumes. Yeah, your sexy blood clot. Thank you. That was good. Oh, positive.

Remember she was a jar of spaghetti sauce? Wow. I was sexy and pregnant because I was preggo. Yeah. Clearly, we're the experts. You want me to keep them coming? Email the show. We can call that person who's not calling you back.

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