Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: Hibachi Trick

Episode Date: May 1, 2023

The guy on the phone today had a plan to create a memorable moment during his date...and it ended up almost getting them kicked out halfway through dinner...But did it still impress her? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Second Date Update. Is there anything more exciting than moving into a new place and getting to redecorate? It's so fun. I mean, for the first couple hours. I mean, but it's like you get to be a whole new person.

Yeah. New plates, new hand soaps. Yes. New whipping posts, fresh and clean. And the other one's got a lot of density. Glad I moved out. Even a new girlfriend to go along with all that. That's how Logan, one of our listeners, recently met someone.

Logan, welcome to the show, man. Wait. Yeah, hey, thank you. You unboxed a girlfriend? Is that what I understand? She came with the place. Was that part of the lease? Man, I wish. You know, we had a great time, but I'm not getting her to text me back. I'm curious how you met her.

Well, first, let's get her name. Yeah, Megan. Her name is Megan. Okay, and where did you meet Megan? I met her the good old-fashioned way, in person. Oh, that happens still. way in person. Oh, that happens still. Where in person were you?

I was actually at a department store, moved into a new apartment. So I had to furnish it. And I went to the store to grab some stuff. And, uh, and there she was. Wow. I only go to thrift shops for that.

So look at you. How did you strike a neck? Yeah. So it was like, it almost was movie-esque. Oh. I had to grab a hand vacuum and there was one left and I'm literally

grabbing it off the shelf as she's right there and she's like, oh, you know, she wanted it, I grabbed it. So I was like, you know what, take it. Oh, what a chivalry isn't dead yeah yeah you seem like a dirty girl you probably need this vacuum more than i do you're a woman go use it exactly but i said i don't mind but maybe in exchange i could take you out to dinner or something whoa you just went straight there wow went there. And I didn't know if she was single or married.

Like, I have no idea. Were you drunk? I just can't imagine, like, that coming out of somebody's mouth, like, second sentence. No, but surprisingly, she said yes. And she was, like, kind of, like, very upbeat about it and said yeah. Wow. Wow. So it was like, you take it.

No, you take it. No, you take it. Want to go to dinner? She must have been really desperate for that vacuum. Yeah, that's true. All right. So it was like, you take it, no, you take it, no, you take it. You want to go to dinner? She must have been really desperate for that vacuum. Yeah, that's true. All right. So that's cool. Did you guys end up going out?

Yeah. So we swapped phone numbers and, you know, we texted for a few days. That's always good. Get to know each other a little bit. Yeah. What'd you do? Yeah. We ended up going to one of those hibachi restaurants where they, like, cook in front of you.

It's a great date night. Nice. Yeah. What were you feeling meeting her there? Hunger, I'm assuming, is one feeling. I mean, you've built it up. You've said like there's this movie moment where you guys met. I mean, you're obviously really attracted to her.

I'd be nervous. I was nervous. Yeah, of course. But I had a plan to loosen the mood, you know, like I'm, I've been to the hibachi place before. Okay. I know how they do things. Let me guess. You busted out a hand vacuum and sucked up the onion as they were doing the volcano?

I mean, don't they do it the same at every hibachi restaurant? Yeah, like the onion volcano. Yeah, it's so cool though. I know, every time. Every time. So what was the plan? Sorry, yeah. So like, you know, they do the, it's so cool, though. I know, every time. Every time. So what was the plan? Sorry, yeah. So, like, you know they do the egg thing where they crack the egg?

Yes. And as he cracks the egg, he turns back over to his cart to grab something else. Yeah. And I grab a piece of bacon out of my pocket and I throw it on the grill. What? That's so funny. You brought bacon in your pocket? And not just bacon, raw bacon in your pocket and not just bacon raw bacon that is so gross i don't know you can be yob you can't you're gonna get kicked out what happened

oh my so she thought it was the funniest thing and we are both just cracking up and laughing but no the place was pissed like i almost got almost got kicked out. I can't believe almost. You didn't? They let you stay? Yeah, of course they let me stay. I mean, it was just a little piece of bacon. Yeah, a piece of, like, lint-covered bacon from your pocket.

I had it in a Ziploc bag. Like, it was fine. That does feel better. Yeah. Definitely better than loose bacon from the police pocket. Now I was picturing it. I want to start bringing stuff to these.

Okay. Anyway. Well, thank God they let you stay. How did the rest of the dinner go? Did you have anything else to throw on the grill? Yeah. No, it was just that. It was hilarious, right? It was really funny. We got a kick out of it. Okay, so you had that

moment, but was that it? Was that the highlight? No, not really so um the highlight was probably actually when she came back to my place oh nice then you did the sausage trick nice brooke oh no god okay you do your own hibachi trick for her if that that's what you want to call it, you go ahead and call it whatever you want to call it. All right. Okay.

We had some dessert. Nice. So, y'all, she stayed the night? She stayed the night. Oh. Good for you. So, the bacon tricked work. Wow.

I didn't know people laugh at you about that. I mean, this all sounds so good on our end. Like, why do you think she's not calling you back? Well, I don't know. And this is kind of like what I'm getting to. I had to get up early and I just let her sleep. I got out of there

at 6 a.m. I left her at my house. Did you leave a note or anything? I sent her a text so that way it was on her phone when she woke up. Okay, cool. So I came back later in the day and my house was just spotless. I'm talking completely clean.

She stole everything? She cleaned for you? She made the bed. She did the dishes. She did everything. Somebody's good at making desserts. I like how amazed you are that she made the bed like it hasn't been made in years. He's never seen it that way before.

Wait a minute, the sheet fits? Gorgeous. Okay. So now what's going on? Have you been talking to her still? No, that's the weird thing. So I sent her a text and I was like, thank you so much for what you did. And she has never responded.

Ever? Weird. Nothing. It's like, why? Why? I'm so confused. Maybe she's one of those people that has to angry clean, and she was actually the one that said it here.

I hate this guy. We're going to find out. We're going to call Megan in just a minute here, and we're going to ask her exactly that. Why? Why, Megan? Won't you go out with him one more time? We'll find out what your second date does to you. I threw bacon for you.

We'll do it right after this. Hold on. Second Date Update. You want to know how to give off that bad boy vibe to let your date know you're a dangerous dude? How do you do it, Jeff? You take her to a hibachi grill. Oh. And when the chef turns his back, toss a slice of raw bacon on that beef. Soon she's going to be eating bacon right out of the palm of your hand.

Yeah. Like a boss. It worked kind of for him. Yeah, it did. I mean, it worked for 24 hours. I don't know why Megan isn't calling back our listener, Logan, because she even spent the night and cleaned his place the next day. Jose won't even do that for his own apartment.

I hired cleaners. What? That one time. So we need to get to the bottom of this and figure out what's up with Megan. Logan, you ready to do this, man? Yeah, I need to know. I can't believe she cleaned your house. I would never do that after a stay in the night

at someone's house. That's not a wifey move either, Alexis. Girls have done that and it is very much appreciated. But it normally means you did something right. So I don't know why she wouldn't be calling you back. Yeah, you were turned on by the cleaning, right, Logan? I thought it was great.

Yeah, I knew it wouldn't. You should have texted, right, Logan? I thought it was great. Yeah, I mean, who wouldn't? Should have texted her back, let's mess this bed back up, you know? No? Alright, nobody liked that. Lots of fun activities. Here we go. Let's just dial Megan. We'll see what she has to say. Here we go. Hello?

Hello, is this Megan? This is she. Hey, Megan. My name is Jeff. We're from a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. You're on the radio. Hey, Megan. Hey.

Welcome to the show. Hi. Hi. Hey. You get lots of calls from lots of different radio shows all the time? No. Yes, we're first. Yes.

Nice. All right. Back Yes, we're first. Yes. Nice. All right. Back off, Seacrest. This is going to be fun because we're doing something called the Second Date Update. Okay. Okay.

Maybe you don't know what that is. Probably not. No radio stations call her, Jeff. Yeah, that's true. We're trying to help out one of our listeners that you went out on a date with recently. A very sexy date from all accounts.

I mean, that's true. Involving some bacon on a hibachi grill. Oh, Logan, right? Yeah, Logan. I'll never forget that name. Bad boy. Breaking rules. What'd you think of Logan?

Well, I'm not 100% sure what's going on right now. That was just a really weird, awkward situation. Like, I don't know what he told you happened. You mean the bacon was awkward or the whole thing? No, no. The date and everything, that was fine. It was the next day. Oh, like the morning after?

Because we heard you stay the night at his house yeah i did and i woke up and like i'm a clean freak so like i cleaned his house dude i cannot believe you did that oh so he told you i did that then yeah yeah he was happily surprised when he came home that day and found his bed made and dishes done and Really nice of you nice to have a freak better clean freak. Oh man Well he I mean he reached out to thank you for it, but you never responded so he's just a little bit confused Well see after I did all of the dishes which he had a lot, I decided to vacuum and it was clogged. The vacuum was clogged?

Yes. Never call him again. What a jerk. Doesn't even have a Dyson. I would just probably give up at that point and be like, I did enough. No. I mean, what's the problem with that? I probably should have gave up then, but I went to empty it out and I found a few acrylic nails.

What? Like some long acrylic nails. I thought he just moved into this place, like from other women that had been at his spot. Is that what you mean? That's what he told us. Could be. Apparently, and he supposedly just moved in like the day before. Okay.

So you're finding these acrylic nails inside of the vacuum. Which is gross. That is gross. Did they're acrylic? No, just any nail. Somebody else's nail. Your pile of real nails. I have a pile of my own nails

in front of me right now. It's absolutely disgusting. Why is it such a turn off to you, Megan? What does that tell you? It just was obviously another woman's, I don't know if he had another girl over. Like, if she had someone there the day before me. Like, I have no idea. Huh. Well, uh...

We could ask him. Yeah, the easiest way to get to the bottom of this is to just ask Logan directly because... Oh, look at that. He's on the other line right now. What a weird coincidence. Please tell me you're holding the phone with acrylic nails in your hand, bro. Logan? No, hey Megan, how are you?

Hey, Logan. Oh man, you're killing me here. You're killing me. Well, it kind of killed me to find other women's nails in your vacuum when I cleaned. And I saw the new box for the vacuum,

so it couldn't have been an old vacuum. Oh. Yeah, that's right. This is incriminating. Well, let me start off by saying no. I do not have a girlfriend. I do not have a wife. Okay.

All right. That's a good start. At that apartment, anyway. Let's get to who do the nails belong to. Yes. Do you know? They were probably my mom's nails. Oh, my God.

You know what? You know what, Logan? No. Like, does your mom wear hooker nails? Oh, my God. I have the girl like nails on me now. Moms can have sexy nails. No, it was the kind that were like really long has all kinds of like little designs yeah not classy whatsoever not classy whatsoever we don't know what logan's mom

does for a living it's not fair she's definitely not a classy lady long nails can be classy why are you gonna hate on that i mean they could Does your mom have acrylic nails? That's the first question, Logan. She does. And she's very into fashion. And she's always dressing up and looking different. Oh. Looking different. Why are your mom's nails just popping off left and right inside of your apartment?

Yeah. Not very well done. Maybe they're the do-it-yourself. Yeah. Oh, no. Sheep nails alert. Yeah. Like, you just moved in.

Was she just there? I know it wasn't your mom. Come on. Even if there's somebody else's, it's like I'm calling you. I just don't see how it matters what happened before you and I hung out.

Literally the night before? He's young. He's dating. it's an unmade bed though he's not cheating if he was cheating why would he call a radio station to publicly call you for another date he didn't know that i had found those when he called you at the radio okay so now he was saying it was his mom and now he's saying oh maybe it was somebody else's. I mean, what if he left a window open and they just blew it from the outside? Or a bird.

Yeah, a pigeon's a crow. Oh, that's a scratching sound. Crows really like those shiny objects. I mean, we shouldn't be going through this after our first date. That's all I'm saying. Logan, this is your last chance, Logan. I mean, just full honesty.

Okay, so, yes, they were another girl. mean, just full honesty. Okay, so, yes. They were another girl. You might even know her. Oh! Wait. Know her? Alexis! Hey, no!

Mine are on. Who would know her? Why would she know her? The girl that came over from the department store, the girl that worked there, was helping me with other stuff, and she came over. Oh. So you just date everybody that I work with? Is that what it is?

Wait, you work there too? At the department store, yes. Oh, I thought you were another customer. I was walking around helping other customers and like I met him and, you know. Interesting. But he got to your co-worker first. I didn't know he was trying to date the whole department store.

Oh, okay. Did you call your co-worker a hooker? She knows exactly which one. apartment store. Oh, did you call your coworker? I mean, I would recognize Alexis's nails if I found them in my house. Come to think of it,

I think I know who it is now. And that just makes me so much more angry. You know what? That's good. Use that anger to

get back at your coworker by going out with Logan one more time. What is happening? We'll pay for that date if you're willing to go out with him again what do you think megan uh listen megan i it whatever happened before you and i met and hung out is whatever like i'm calling you i had a good time with you you're the one i want to see again i'm over here calling a radio station just to try to get in touch with you like i don't know what else to do or how to convince you.

But, I mean, I'm calling you. Yeah. Okay. You're the department store worker of his heart. Yeah. And we're running out of time here, so we desperately need an answer. Yes or no, Megan? I really want to say yeah, but I feel like you should just maybe use that money

and maybe fix that girl's nails that I work with and try to ask her out on a date. Oh, wow. She can text back a lot better now that she doesn't have those big old nails. I didn't want to have to do this, but I'm going to have to offer you another date with Megan's co-worker,

and we'll send you to the hibachi grill on our dime. Don't go back to the same place. He needs to do the bacon trick for her to see. We will not provide the bacon. Logan, you cool with that? Well, I guess call her up. We'll have to do that after this because we're out of time.

Congratulations, Logan. We got you another date, just not with the person you'd really like to date. All right. You know, he really didn't seem thrilled the person you'd really like to date. All right. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. You know, he really didn't seem thrilled with getting another date at the end there. But nevertheless, we're still going to chalk this up as a win.

I mean, it doesn't matter who we got him a date with. It was another date, though. I liked how he liked the jealous girl better than the other one. With the nails. I do have to say, I was a little bit surprised. Well, I guess not that surprised that Brooke was so cool

with him hooking up with another girl the night before from the same department store that she works at. The bed was still warm, Brooke. I didn't realize they both worked

at the same place, but isn't that just what dating is? You gotta have like a 24-hour grace period. Yeah. 24 hours? Barely. I would say, Brooke, not

everybody is okay with that. Some people in this world prefer to wait for someone who's like really actually means something to them. Or at least who changes the bed sheets. Get in line to be lonely then. I'm just saying. Alright. Can we agree to give people a little bit of grace though?

Can we do that? I don't think Brooke's going to agree. I think she's a little clingy, but sure, yeah. Well, I guess we're all going to disagree on this one. Hey, but we got him a date, and that's all that matters. And really, the theme of the whole thing is never clean a dude's apartment. It's always going to end. Oh, is that what we learned? Don't clean a dude's apartment.

All right. That's going to be the lesson today. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Ugh, we're so done with new year, new you. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them.

More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will, too. Be more you this year, and find them on Bumble. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover,

that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast.

Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition Podcast. Dive into Jon's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors.

And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.