Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: Hockey Fan Gets Hosed

Episode Date: February 20, 2023

Something caused the woman in today’s Second Date to abandon her date during the middle of an overtime hockey game. What was she running towards.... or ESCAPING from?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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This is embarrassing. I just discovered I actually had no idea What the bases were You know like when you go out on a date And you end up getting to first base With this person I always thought that involved a lot more than the internet says Because they say first base Is just kissing

That's all it is Kissing is an intentional walk in my playbook. Maybe I need to put my bases up on my Instagram at itsyoungjeffrey. That means everyone gets a kiss, right? Oh. But if reverse cowgirl is between first and second, you're going to want to hear what third base is for me. Please don't slide. Check it on my Insta. It's young Jeff.

That's going to get taken down. I only bring it up because one of our listeners, Brett, emailed us saying he got to second base before the date even really started. Are you 12, Brett? How are we talking in these terms? That'd be a good team mascot, by the way. Go cowgirls. Brett, welcome to the show, man.

I'm really curious now what the other bases are. No, you are. Go to hell. Go to Instagram. No, you're not, Brett. welcome to the show man i'm really curious now what the other bases are i'll have you over for a party soon and we can go over everything but uh tell us about the girl that you want us to call today what's her name our name is rachel rachel all right where'd you meet rachel yeah so i met her online and i always like a girl who has like a really nice sense of humor and so she had a picture of her with these two dogs on each side of her. And it's like, do we look like family? Like, that was one. Oh, that's cute.

Yeah, and she had a costume, too, where she was like Mario. And I liked that she was a little different. Like, it was her and her friend Mario and Luigi. Oh, man. She's wacky. So she's playful. Yeah, she sounds fun. Yeah, fun.

So what did you end up doing for your date? So we spoke a little bit, you know, obviously online for a bit. And then I found out that she's never been to a hockey game. And I'm a big hockey fan. Oh, cool. And the great thing about hockey is that you don't have to, like, even know the game to have a great time at a hockey game. So fun.

They're high energy. They're fast. And I made sure to get tickets, like, really close to the glass so you can, like, bang on the glass. Maybe a pup would come our way good seats within blood spatter range in case a fight breaks out hey i got a tooth yeah because that's how i got into hockey like when you're at a live game it's totally different than watching on tv tv a little boring but in person amazing absolutely what did rachel think of her first hockey game she loved it actually um okay but you know we pre-gamed a little bit before the game so went to my apartment

had a good time it got a little hot before like we had a couple of drinks and then ended up making out for a bit right before the game started a little reverse cowgirl to start the night. Oh, my God. I don't even know what base that is anymore. They're just making out. That's exciting. You guys had, like, instant chemistry. A hundred percent.

It was really great. I mean, I had to stop, and I was like, wait, hold on. We're going too quick. Let's go to the game. Yeah. Sometimes that's like, should we even go? You bought the tickets. Yeah, of course. You're invested. Half and half. Sometimes that's like, should we even go? You bought the tickets.

Half and half. You know, I was like, I definitely want to stay, but it was also my home team, you know, big game. So I wanted to make sure like, Hey, let's enjoy this. We can always come back. Like, I think there's a good thing about mixing up energy, you know? Yeah, for sure. So did you guys go back?

Is that too quick to jump to that part? Now I'm curious. Well, no. So we could probably get there because that's where I have some questions why I'm calling. Okay. So, you know, at the game, obviously we had beers, hot pretzels. Like I thought a really good moment is she had like some melted cheese on the side of her face. And I was like, hey. So I reached over, pulled off my finger, and I ate it.

Ew. Bro. I mean, I love cheese in any form, but that is not hot i'm not into that i don't know it may have been cute at the time but the description just then didn't sit right look she was smiling and we were laughing at least grab the pretzel and wipe it off she was drunk okay that doesn't sound too harmful no you guys are having fun you're having fun she liked it that's all that matters yeah i matters. And we got put on the kiss cam. Cute.

Oh, my God. So you guys are just sending that energy out to everybody around. Good thing we practiced before. True. It was good. We had a good kiss. The crowd was cheering. I mean, like, the night's going pretty freaking great.

It sounds really good. I wish I was at this game. This is amazing. Seriously. So where did the bad stuff happen where the weird stuff happened so the game was like near the end of the third period we probably like two minutes left and she was telling me hey i'm getting kind of tired i'd like to leave early and i was telling her like this is my team it's still tied i want

to say for the end it won't last much longer. But she was really adamant. And then she was like, well, I'm going to head out. And I was like, oh, OK. Uh-oh. First fight. Here it comes. Exactly. It's because they stopped selling beer in the third period. Oh, that's not a bad idea.

Yeah. Well, I almost followed. But it went to overtime. So I was like, oh, my god. Oh, no. So wait. So she actually left? She did.

She left. Oh, no. And you stayed? Yeah you stayed yeah i stayed she said hit me up uh i'm gonna go home i'm really tired oh see now that's bro that's a girl test girls will be like sure you make the decision i don't care but then they really care yeah they absolutely do i wouldn't even leave a game though nice seats like take advantage and i don't think she was testing them she was saying i'm leaving like she wasn't saying are you coming with me like i don't know i mean what do you think i'm wondering if that's where it is i mean look i'm not into the whole testing thing when i first meet you because of previous trauma sure um but i'm glad i stayed because the team freaking won

that was shootout you know one three i was like i'm good you text her you missed out huh yeah right right well i hit her up and i was like we won we won and she just hasn't been answering my text also i was just gonna say so she hasn't said anything since she left that was the last time you talked to her yeah that was it maybe she's secretly a fan of the other team hey then it wouldn't have worked out anyway all right we're We're going to play a song. We're going to come back. We'll call Rachel for you and try and get you your second date update. All right, Brett.

Yeah, it sounds great. All right, hold on, man. Second date update. We just got done talking to Brett about his first date the other night at a hockey game with a woman named Rachel.

And there was a lot going on there, but we probably need to circle back to his email where he mentioned that before the game, they had some drinks where he ended up getting to second base. It reminds me of a sports chant that I do all the time. He got a piece of it. He got a piece of it. We need the R-E-S-T rest of it. We do that all the time?

Yeah. Is that appropriate for the scenario? It's not appropriate for life. Really? I would actually put that one in the back of your pocket and never bring it out again. I'd never take you to a hockey game, that's for sure. That's the wrong cheer for the wrong sport. Yeah, it's all wrong.

By the way, it's a baseball cheer. She's a B. Give me an R. I kind of like that one. I'm not good at spelling, but I think I know what it's about. Let's just talk to Brett. Brett, we're about to call Rachel here, man. Is there anything that we missed from your first date that we need to highlight?

Nope. That's it. No? Okay. You made out with her. You went to a hockey game. She left. You didn't. I mean, that's it. No. Okay. You made out with her. You went to a hockey game. She left. You didn't.

I mean, that's a good point. That could be the main issue, that she ended up leaving and Brett decided to stay to see how things played out with his home team. I could see, well, you chose a team over me, you know, kind of thing. Either way, if Jeffrey makes any sort of baseball references in our phone call to her, we're not getting you a second date. I'm just going to let you know. Probably.

Yeah. Okay. I was going to help you score a home run, but that's all right. If you don't want to. All right. I'm ready to rock. I'm just saying, third base for you is probably farther than I think I was ready to go anyway. Oh, okay.

Exactly. All right. Well, baby steps. We'll get there. Let's just dial her phone number and see what she has to say. All right. Here we go. Sounds good. baby steps we'll get there let's just dial her phone number and see what she has to say all right here we go hello hey is this rachel yeah this is rachel hey rachel my name is jeff from the

morning show brooke and jeffrey in the morning um on the radio oh okay are you a hockey fan by chance um i mean i do like sports okay we're taking our annual hockey poll all right did i did i win tickets or something uh depending on how the rest of this call goes maybe because we heard that you went on a date recently with one of our listeners named brett to a hockey game oh okay yeah um yeah i see okay yeah yeah what we're doing right now is called a second date update because after the hockey game brett's been having a hard time getting in touch with you and he's not a hundred percent sure of the reason why well i don't know what to say we went out to a hockey game and it was okay it was all right wasn't it your first game ever

he said that like you had so much fun is what he told us i wouldn't say i had so much fun but it was okay okay he he had so much fun i guess is what i should say then from what we heard it was okay. He had so much fun, I guess is what I should say then. From what we heard, it was a really good game and a big night for everybody. I know that he did mention that you left early before it ended, and I understand that. I'm an old person at heart. I know you got to beat the traffic.

You don't want to get stuck. I mean, it's fine. I took an Uber home. It's just the way that Bretttt acted he just went a little overboard no not a little he went overboard with what oh no yeah what do you mean well okay so to give you an example at one point he was trying to get everyone to do the wave and it wasn't working people just weren't happy that's so annoying because it should not be a thing anymore i mean it's fun if you're with kids maybe at a game.

Like my five-year-old loves it once but he even got tired of it the last time we did the wave. It's like four times around you're like we get it. Yeah. But it wasn't just that. So when nobody did the wave he stood up and he actually pointed at these three guys that were two aisles down and he told them to man up. What? Oh wow. What? Oh, wow.

Was he still talking about the wave or was he referring to something else that they needed to man up about? It was the wave. It was like, it was so uncomfortable. He was yelling. I don't know. This sounds weird, but do you think he was like showboating, like kind of like weirdly trying to impress you?

I don't know because at one point he actually ripped his jersey off and he was running up and down the aisles and it was like it was just so hard to watch i was so embarrassed i'm embarrassed you're saying he doesn't look good with his shirt off that's not no that's not what i said it was crazy like a crazy first that'd be a huge turn off for me i would not stay no no matter how good the seats is that why you left because you were embarrassed yeah that was a huge part of it before we went to the game it was fine i really liked his personality i liked him as a person but then that side of him that sports fanatic it was too much for me it was a turnoff even bro to

bro that's so embarrassing yeah Yeah. Like that's not even on a date, it's even worse. Maybe he didn't even realize that he was being that intense. I guess. That's concerning. How could you not? You're with your shirt off running down the aisles. Well, let's ask him directly because Rachel, I gotta tell you on the other

line, we have a little surprise for you. Give me a B! No. Give me an R! Awesome. an r oh boy well brett's there that's what we were telling brett yes i'm here did you hear what she said yeah rachel that that's brett i did i mean i didn't think it was that intense you know you go to a sporting event and you let loose and you support the team and uh you're there to have a really good time and i mean i didn't have any i didn't get any indication that it was too much for her. Like, the kiss cam happened after I ran up and down the aisles.

Well, you're kind of forced to kiss on a kiss cam. It's a lot of pressure. No, no, you're not forced to kiss. No one forces adults to kiss. Like, you do it or you don't. Rachel, are you still there? Did you hang up? I'm here.

I just don't understand how he doesn't think that was overboard. That just tells me that this really is his normal behavior when he goes to a sports game. Well, it's what I do. I don't do it when I'm, like, going around in my regular life, like, running around like a freak show. I just have fun when I'm at a game. Like, I'm there to enjoy my damn team and let loose. And I think a lot of other people bread aside are in the same exact boat like when you're at the sports game you're in sports mode and nothing else matters between

doing the wave and starting the wave yeah and here's the thing like you weren't just at the sports game you were also on a first date like you you can't separate those two things if you can't act appropriately at a sports game then maybe you shouldn't take a girl out on a first date to one. That sounded very mom-like. At least he didn't do anything too over the line like paint his face or something. He painted his chest when he ripped his shirt off. He had their logo.

Oh no. Okay, well that backfired. He fought it out and he knew he was going to take off the jersey. So he planned this. Wait, wait, wait. wait wait hold on hold on who says what the rules are supposed to be you know i'm like that's who i am and if she didn't show me that she didn't like it it was still exciting so if she didn't like it maybe i would have i don't know what do i say it's the

first date it's not like we've been together for months and this is how you suddenly acted it was the first date like you showed me your true colors. And the amount of times that you've yelled, you suck at the other team and the other fans. Like, you're borderline a bully. Uh-oh. It's just a game. You could really hurt people's feelings. Well, I don't know about that.

No bad doing is a part of sports. In a way. In a way. Here's the thing. Why don't you just apologize for embarrassing her? No, I'm not going to apologize for making the other players feel bad. No. I meant to her for embarrassing her.

No, no one looked up and had tears. Okay. Oh, it would just be amazing. The hockey player just like, hey, man, I'm trying to play here, okay? Just crying in the penalty box. These guys are missing teeth. You think they care about me? They're not're not snowflakes here like i played sports i didn't care what the fan said it's not about the fans or the sports it's about your date brett that's what

you're missing that's what you're missing you're trying to defend being a fan being a fan's fine but also treating somebody that you're with with respect i agree with brooke on this okay okay i i can understand that a hundred percent Since I didn't have any indication and I know now, I apologize that maybe it was too much for you and if I would have known, I would have changed my tune. Rachel, look at that. We've reached this

middle ground and now it's a good time to ask would you two be willing to go out on one more date and we'll pay for it? Give me a Y. Give me an E. Give me an S. I missed an E. Give me an S. Yes. Oh, wait. I missed the chance.

Sorry. We didn't practice for you. You're going to do it. I have one stipulation. I will give him another chance, but we are not going to a sports game. Oh. That's fair. That is the only way you're going to get her to like you.

Yeah, until you take him to the Olive Garden. He's like, give me an L. Give me an A. Lasagna. Lasagna. Lasagna. That stipulation is pretty tough because the only thing I had in my, give me an L, give me an A, lasagna, lasagna, lasagna. That stipulation's pretty tough because the only thing I had in my mind was sports. No, no, no, of course not.

No, we can do anything else. I'm down for that. Okay. That was a funny joke, Brett. That's a yes from Brett and a yes from Rachel. That means successful second date update, guys. Yeah, we did it. We won the game.

I'm looking forward to it. I appreciate it. Thank you, guys. He got a piece of it. He got a piece of it. it. Thank you, guys. He got a piece of it. He got a piece of it. He got a piece of it. He got a piece of it. I'm leaving.

Okay. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We're so done with New Year, New You. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them.

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