Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: Hot Girl Jumper

Episode Date: February 7, 2022

The listener on the phone today swears she found a way to get more compliments and free drinks than ever at a bar... But all the attention might have scared her date away...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Nobody in this room could answer that question. Yeah, not in this room. Seriously, if you look on TikTok right now, there's all these videos of beautiful models complaining that no men will approach them because guys are too intimidated. Oh, my God. My best friend is gorgeous, and she always had that problem. Yeah, I think that is the truth.

You just got to talk to him. It was all part of Jose's hashtag ask a hot girl out without peeing yourself challenge. Oh. Without? Yeah. Didn't go so well. No, he's got to wear black pants. Yeah.

I can see. Gross. That might be the problem that one of our listeners, Kristen, is facing in her love life right now. Uh-oh. She's worried maybe she was too attractive during her first date. We'll try not to make fun of you right out of the gate. I don't feel sorry

for you already. We want to learn more. How are you doing? Hey, I'm okay. You guys are ridiculous. I'm sorry. This was a one night phenomenon. I am not that hot. Spoken like a true hot girl. Anyway, let's hang up on this girl.

She's like, I'm only a 10. That night I was an 11. That's what happened. We're just joking around with you, Kristen. But that's better. I like that. Tell us about the guy that you ended up going out with. What's his name?

His name is Ben. I don't even know if you could call it going out. I was already out. So, okay. So last week I was supposed to meet up with my friend, just get some drinks or whatever, girls night. Yeah. I have this thing where I like to wear these one-piece outfits now.

Oh, like a jumper? Like a jumper, yeah. Oh, yeah. Like a onesie? Yeah, like those babies wear that you zip up from the foot all the way to the neck. I will say I wish they had a zipper down below because going to the bathroom in a jumper is really embarrassing. That wouldn't be hot, Brooke. Okay, so sorry. Keep going. You're looking good. I will say I wish they had a zipper down below because going to the bathroom in a jumper is really embarrassing.

That wouldn't be hot, Brooke. Sorry, keep going. You're looking good. So I'm sitting at the bar waiting for my friend and she is running late. And meanwhile, guys are like sending me drinks, the bartender's flirting with me. Okay, girl. Yeah, it was like a total sausage party. So I had all the attention. Nice. I can see that.

There's this one guy in particular who is just like absolutely my type from head to toe like he was even wearing like the outfit my high school crush used to wear that was like my favorite outfit with like green corduroys and a little black polo shirt and he had a beard just like he was way taller than me it's good it's good that you got over him so did So did Ben approach you then? No, I mean, I thought maybe he was looking my way a little bit, but like I said, I was really feeling myself, so I went up to him. Yeah, girl. There we go.

I love this. As you watch all the other boys be jealous. That made it not cool. Brooke has clearly never been in your situation. Are you kidding me? In the corner of the bar saying that, like, ooh, that boy's jealous. Seriously. cool never been in your situation so how did it go well okay here's where it gets a little bit weird because i've never had anything like this happen to me before so i'm like i'm sitting with him and i'm chatting with him and i'm clearly into him and the bartender comes over and interrupts because some other guy sent me a drink.

Oh. Oh, bro, that's a good move. While you're talking to the guy that you want to be. I like that. And competitive. Like, guy to guy being like, hey, bro, sorry, I see you. She walked to you, but I still got her attention over here. I like that.

Did he seem to like that as, like, a challenge? Or did he seem to be put off by it? I mean, he had a beard, so it was pretty hard to tell. What? Was he mostly beard? Was I flying the whole time? She has no idea. No.

I was picturing more like five o'clock-y shadows. No, I'm picturing Santa Claus. He's a longer jacket. He's a caveman now. I mean, that was a little bit awkward, so I kind of used that as an opportunity to show him that I was into him. So I kind of looked at the other guy like,

uh, thanks, but what the heck? And just ignored him and went back to talking to Ben. Oh, that's actually really cool. That must have made him feel good. If I was Ben, I'd be like, wow, thank you. But here's the thing, guys. Then it happened again. What?

Whoa. Wait, same dude? Like, same dude? No. New? Different dude. What? Whoa. Wait, same dude? Like, same dude? No. New? Different dude. What? Can you send me a link to your jumpsuit?

I want that. It's on Fashion Nova, for sure. I had, like, some sort of magical magnetism going on, and I just, I just, like, saluted that guy awkwardly, like, okay, Captain, and... It's just you. You shouldn't have yelled that. You sound, Captain. Cheers to you. You should have yelled that. You sound hysterical. I like her.

I mean, even through it all, you sound really funny, too. Like, hot and funny. Well, dude, Ben and I were laughing our butts off all night. Like, he's hilarious, too. I'm thinking about sending you a drink right now. A bar seems like the coolest place. It's got captains. It's got lumberjacks.

Brooke's over in the back saying, like, howdy doody. Whoa, this is a yo mama tell off because I'm out here commentating. That was the weirdest bar. How did this interaction between you and Ben, how did that end? Well, I mean, eventually my friend let me know that she wasn't coming. Oh. And I was like, that's actually fine. I totally forgot about this one.

And we hung out for the rest of the night, a fantastic night he gave me his number i gave him my number yeah and i mean that's basically been it like he texted me back but like with no enthusiasm we haven't made plans did you ask him if he was single like point blank oh my god no i have not actually this is mind-blowing because even if he wasn't interested in you the fact that you were like literally swatting other men away in front of him and then telling him you were so interested like that alone would make a guy just want to call you back oh yeah give me attention may not him one thing to give attention it's one thing to also reject other attention that says a. I've been theorizing

because obviously I've been thinking about nothing but this. And maybe he like stalked me online and is like, okay, she's not always that hot.

Oh. It's like when they turn the lights on at the end of the night at the bar and you're like, oh. You have to understand

like for me, the onesie thing, the whole thing is I don't have to put an outfit together. It's like no effort. Yeah, they're really cute. really cute it's like i don't wear makeup yeah that's true i'm with you okay you and your magic onesie hold on we're gonna play a song we'll come back we'll call ben for you and we'll try and get your second date update okay okay i'm suddenly feeling

very self-conscious you're hot you got this hold on on. Second date update. Hey, if you're just joining us, it's the sequel to Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. Kristen and the Magic Dude Attracting Onesie. Oh, this is the modern musical. Yeah, Alexis just wants to link. Yeah, I do. She went out and wore this one specific jumper that made her look real fine that night. So guys at the bar kept sending her drinks, which was a good thing. Except it was happening while she was sitting down with the one dude that she really wanted to be with.

A sexy lumberjack type named Ben, who's apparently more beard than body. Yeah. But she's worried maybe all that attention from other guys was a little bit intimidating to Ben, and it could have scared him away. How could a guy with a beard like that be intimidated? I don't know what happened, but he's not asking me out. So, I mean, whatever it is, I want to know. Yeah.

Okay. Maybe his beard got caught on the door, and he's just, he can't get home to make the call to you. So, let's find out. Here we go hello yeah yeah it sounds right hey is this ben the beard what i mean ben ben with a beard uh this is ben why are you so who is it he's not sorry he sounded exactly like i thought i think yeah i think ben just flustered everyone in the room i know um ben sorry my name is jeff um i also have a beard but probably not as nice as yours i i host a morning radio show

called brooke and jeffrey in the morning and we're hoping to talk with you a little bit uh sorry you're a radio show uh-huh yeah you can also hear us on podcast, too, if you want to look us up on, like, Spotify or any of that. We're there. All right. Cool. That's all we wanted to say. Thanks for your time, Den. No.

Go check us out sometime. No, we're really calling because we're doing something called a second date update, and we're trying to help one of our listeners get a hold of you. Okay. Her name's Kristen, and you met her name's kristin and you met her out at the bar the other night yeah it wasn't really a first date yeah uh i don't know oh my god you don't remember kristin she had the really cute jumper on most guys don't recognize that stuff yeah good cleavage now you're speaking our language no oh my gosh i do know i know who that girl is yeah i mean when we got to talk to her she sounded awesome like funny she wasn't like full of

herself at all yeah she's really fun yeah she's super fun she's great um okay i'm sorry she told you that we hung out or something she told a radio station we hung out she said that she met you out at the bar the other night and was having a really nice time and then afterwards it's been kind of hard getting a hold of you and she's curious why wow this is this is so crazy yeah i know this isn't a normal thing that happens but we're really hoping to help her out because she's a listener who does that who does that that's someone that feels a really strong connection with somebody that they met and she just sounds sounds, like, confident and awesome. But, like, she did say she didn't, like, point-blank ask you if you were in a relationship.

Oh, no, I'm not in a relationship. Oh. But, like, thank God I'm not in a relationship with her. Oh. Oh, no. That's brutal. What? Why would you say that?

Oh, she's, I mean,, she's kind of messed up. What? Messed up? How do you mean? Did she do something to you? I don't know. The situation was like I saw her at a bar and like she came over to me and we started chatting. She was really funny.

But I mean like she got like a drink from another guy, I guess. Okay. She mentioned that to us a little bit. Is that something that intimidated you? I mean, not really. Not at first. I mean, I thought it was kind of funny that a dude was doing that,

but when it happened again, because it happened like a second time, I was like, oh, hell no. This is ridiculous. Yeah, but how are you blaming her? Yeah, it's not her fault. So like the situation that happened was like she had to leave for a hot second and step out to, like, talk to her friend,

I guess, because I guess the friend wasn't coming. But when she was outside, I, like, walked over to the guy who had set the drinks. Uh-oh. And I was like, hey, do you mind not doing that? Oh. Because I'm talking to this girl right now, and it kind of makes me look a little bad,

or, like, feels like you're being competitive, which is, like, so childlike. That's not bad to go talk man to man real quick and just say, hey, bro, just to let you know, you know, you're not causing a scene, right? Yeah, you want to wrestle beards over me? No, see, that's what I mean. It's different if he's like back off.

But if you're like, hey, man, politely, I'm trying to talk with her. And, you know, I think she's interested in me. So what did he say? He said he didn't send it. What? Oh, so then you just obviously got the wrong dude. Yeah.

Like it was somebody else. The bartender said it wrong. No, because like the bartender pointed at the guy out. Oh, yeah, because they're across the room. So the bartender was like from him. So you went to the bartender. So I walked over to the bartender and I asked the bartender and he was like, I can't really disclose that. What?

I thought he just pointed the dude out. He just disclosed it. Oh, sorry, man. HIPAA. Can't do that. He probably doesn't want to start a fight or something. Yeah, what did he say? It was just weird that he was being coy, and I called that out.

I was like, why do you care? You literally pointed the guy out before. And that's when he told me, which is that I guess this is something that she does. What? That Kristen does? She pays the bartender to send a drink to herself from some random guy every like half an hour, hour. Brilliant. No way.

Do you believe that? I'm going to start doing this. I don't think that works for you. No, from girls. Okay. You think that's true? Yeah. Because the second he like admitted it, he was like, don't tell her.

She does this often like she comes in and does this every month or so who's this jerk bartender blowing up her spot like he told he did it for like a few months for her though that's kind of nice that's a sneaky trick yeah so you think that's a red flag you don't think it's just kind of funny that's so deceitful it's so weird i feel like it's just trying to pump up her own confidence like some people need that especially if they're going to go approach another guy which is a really intimidating thing to do as a woman it's i mean it sounds so outlandish you guys are all believing it i'm still not sure if this is

actually true okay i i think we should just ask kristin directly kristin did you pay the bartender to send you drinks of course not that's ridiculous oh wait now you're saying no kristin yeah ben i forgot to tell you kristin's on the other line listening she wants to talk to you oh my god this is so embarrassing. I'm embarrassed. This is embarrassing for everyone, honestly. Okay, first of all, that is not even true. That's complete nonsense. I would never do that. But let's say, theoretically, someone did that.

That's hilarious. I don't believe her. I don't know. I was listening, and Ben's all like, oh, she's messed up. And I'm like, have you never seen the movie Clueless? Oh, do they do that in Clueless? I haven't seen it in a while. Yeah, but remember, she sends herself chocolates and flowers. Oh, yeah, yeah, she's messed up. And I'm like, have you never seen the movie Clueless? Oh, do they do that in Clueless? I haven't seen it in a while. Yeah, but remember she sends herself chocolates and flowers? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I thought they were in high school. I don't think they could be at a bar. For somebody that's denying it, you sure do know a lot about how this system works. That's strange. Oh, my God, you guys, a magician never reveals their secrets. There we go. Okay. Let me guess, some random guy might eat your onesie

is it not even that cute then i'm kind of like wait no i mean then here's the thing does it even matter like who cares she sounds awesome i am awesome she said i am yeah as you should she's confident there's no doubt about that good at games i mean you can kind of hear what she's saying right now she's making it seem like it's not that big of a deal, but she's like not owning up to it. But she kind of is owning up to it. And I'm like, if you're starting off on the wrong foot by being like deceitful and like maybe lying or maybe telling the truth, then I already don't want that right off the bat. So you are like, I feel like you're taking this really, really seriously,

considering we were a couple of random strangers that met in the bar and had a laugh, and I just wanted to know you. Alright, well then, if you think that I'm taking it too seriously, then just own up to it, then. And I'll ask you again, did you do it? Yeah, of course I did. Oh! Oh, yeah.

Why do I love it, though? I love it. She lied. She wasn't lying, it was just flirting. She just lied to all of us and said she didn't do it. And now she said she did do it. It works. It's what dating is. It's like, you know, trying to make yourself feel better, trying to make yourself look

the best. She just used a different method. Lying. Well, I'm sorry to interrupt this conversation, but I do need to let Ben know that there's another woman who wants to send you a gift card to go on a date. Would you like that gift card, Ben? Because Ben,

if you say yes, then you can go out with Kristen one more time. We'll pay for that. You know what? Sure. Yeah. Why not? But you have one strike against you right now.

You know, I'm putting you on a warning, okay? Sounds like a naughty thing. Okay, great. And just so you know, I have never ever cheated or anything like that ever in my life. Why would you have to insist that? No one asked. Nobody asked that. Now I'm starting to worry.

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We're so done with new year, new you. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because you know know you always like them. More of you dating with intention

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