Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: I Dare You To Date Me

Episode Date: November 27, 2023

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Seven questions, limitless answers. Second date update. Have you ever met somebody on a dare what how like for example i dare you brooke to have alexis do your makeup in one minute and then you go up to a starbucks barista afterwards and you ask them out on a date i actually asked asked three Starbucks baristas out on dates and I got turned down by every single one of them. Oh wait, that's right. That actually happened.

And the video is so embarrassing. They wish they called out sick that day for sure. So you got no's from all of them? Yeah, one of them they wouldn't even look me in the eye. Oh wow. I don't, that barista all of those baristas missed out because I saw the pictures at Brooke and Jeffrey.

And, Brooke, you look like a winner. I look like a deranged cat. A sexy deranged cat. Yeah. So I don't know why they said no to you. But the crazy thing is, apparently one of our listeners met a guy on a dare. And she is actually on the line right now. Really?

Looking to get a little bit of help. Her name is Ashlyn. Ashlyn, did someone dare you to email our show for help? dare and she is actually on the line right now really looking to get a little bit of help her name is ashland ashland and someone dare you to email our show for help hi no that was all me okay were your friends kinder in their dares where you got to wear your own makeup instead of like crazy looking makeup like alexis did on me yes i got to do my own makeup, but I'm not that good at it. Okay. The correct response probably would have been, you looked amazing in that makeup.

Brooke, I don't know what you're talking about. Was I supposed to say that? No. Someone should have. I guess I'll step in and do it anyway. Wait, you accepted a dare or you were the dare-er? Yeah, tell us how it went. I accepted a dare.

So it was just a fun way to meet guys that my friends were like, you're going to do this at the bar. I was like, okay. Oh, okay. Okay, this is fun. Don't bachelorette parties do stuff like this sometimes? Oh, yeah. Like a task? Yeah, but that's not to meet men.

That's just to embarrass the bride-to-be. Got it. This is for meeting men. So what was the dare? Well, they had me do this thing where I would just airdrop a few cute photos of myself. Whoever had their airdrop at the bar. And they, like, made me, like, sit away from them. And they're like, well, if any cute guys get it, they can come up and talk to you. Oh, that's so smart.

Oh, you had to sit by yourself while you did it, though? Yeah, I had to sit by myself. Well, I mean, like, at the bar. You know what I mean? Yeah, but have you ever got a random airdrop? You always look around the room to see who's sending it. That's genius. So it could go to, like, a really cute guy.

It could go to a bunch of, like, weird people. I just think sitting by yourself while doing it is the cringiest part. That's what makes it a dare. It's a challenge. You actually did that. Thanks. They were watching and it worked. A few minutes later, this one cute guy walked up and

we made some joke about it. Did you tell him it was a dare? Did you give him the whole inside scoop? No, I didn't at that time. I was just like, oh no, I meant to send it to that guy

and like point it to this weird guy with a cowboy hat on behind him. Oh, that's funny. That's good. Oh, I was really hoping for the toothless one.

Oh well, I guess I'll settle for you. No, it was a cool bar. There was no toothless but there were some weird ones. So that's great. He came over to you and you guys struck up

a conversation? Yeah, so then he like offered to buy me a drink. And I was just like, this is crazy. This actually worked. Like I was like, Ben, I was trying to actively not look at my friends. Right. Who are like dying, staring at you in the corner, I'm sure. Sorry, we never got that guy's name that walked up to you.

Oh, Nate. Nate. So how did it go with him? Well, we were just making that like small talk, getting to know each other. Then music came up. And then I found out he actually went to the Beyonce concert with some friends. Oh, okay. So he's awesome, too.

Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. Awesome, but is it a red flag? Why would it be a red flag? Do a lot of single guys go to Beyonce concerts by themselves? Maybe it's on with a girlfriend or something. You mean straight guys? Sorry, that's what I mean.

Yeah, I don't know. But I was just like, oh, cool. I didn't expect that. And then we were talking about like movies and stuff and TV shows. I mentioned that I liked like the superhero one. He was like, oh, I didn't expect you to like all that. And, you know, I read some of the comics. And anyways, it was just like, that was fun.

We both like kind of surprised each other and had some stuff in common. Okay. So he surprised you with Beyonce. You surprised him with comics. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I mean, that's cool.

Yeah. Yeah. So everything was cool. And then like him and his group of friends were going to go like to another bar and they invited me, but I just said I was still waiting to meet my friends. Oh, you didn't even tell them that they were over watching you the entire time? I didn't tell them. I know I never told them.

I think that's a smart move. That would be awkward to be like, actually, the only reason I'm talking to you is because I was there to be here. You either had to say it at the very beginning or not say it at all. Yeah. Yeah. So how did you kiss him? Wait, did she kiss him? No. I didn't kiss him. Oh, you didn't? Yeah. I was just assuming. Yeah. So how did you kiss him? Wait, did she kiss him?

I didn't kiss him. Oh, you didn't? I was just assuming. She airdropped cute pictures, not naughty pictures to him. Before he left, he had his phone out, so I was like, oh, are you going to put my number in? So I made sure he had my number before. I left and then he texted me. Oh, he did?

Just right then, with his name. Okay. Got it. With Nate. Oh, he did? Just right then with his name. Okay. Got it. With Nate. Well, you're official now. That's what it takes. Just to save your name as girlfriend now. Yeah.

Well, I mean, what you should have done is be like, oh, text me later. And when my friends get here, maybe we can meet you guys. Since you would both have two groups of friends. It's a little clingy. It's too late, I guess, anyways. Yeah. Well, he did invite me. Yeah, you were invited. But the problem is, since then, I haven't heard from him.

And it's been like a week. And I did wait a few days. And then I just thought it would be funny. It would be like a fun banter. I just sent one more, like another cute photo of me. So I'd be like, hi, I'm here. And he didn't respond? No, he liked it.

Oh, that's it? No, no, no, no, no. Just a thumbs up? Like a thumbs up like? That's worse than being left unread. I think it was a heart react, but I hate when someone just likes it and then doesn't respond. Yeah, yeah. We've actually had somebody do that before, and that was the whole reason that they weren't calling the other person back.

As long as they haven't emphasized it. The exclamation point? Question mark. Oh, God. Question mark. There's a little hope that he loved the photo. Maybe he just got distracted and forgot to write anything. We'll see. We're going to come back.

We'll call Nate for you. Hot Nate. And try and get you your second date update right after this. Okay. Second date update. During the break I went and airdropped a little photo of myself to everybody in our office. Oh, God.

Jeffrey. And now, guess who scored a mandatory one-on-one date with the HR person at the end of the workday? Worked like a charm. Sounds like somebody's getting disciplined. Oh, yeah. HR does not have a whip, Jeffrey. I'll just buy one and give it to them. It just proves that that trick does work.

And it worked even better for our listener, Ashlyn, who has dared to airdrop a photo of herself to everybody in a bar. And that's how she ended up meeting a guy named Nate. They had a really good conversation that night. She just needs our help moving things along because nothing has really happened since they met. Well, I mean, I don't know that we brought it up earlier, but do you think that he was just maybe looking for that night? Do you know what I mean? Because he like invited her out.

Saw a hot girl in a photo. Was like, all right. Invited her out with his buddies. And then when it didn't happen, it was that moment. It was all he wanted. I mean, do guys do that? They just like look for a one-time thing? That sounds so unlike Mary.

Yes. We are looking for a one-time thing, a one-time lover to marry. Yes. The one. The one. Exactly. Yeah, you girls with your one-nighters, it's disgusting. I'm now a bruggalo player.

Okay. Ashlyn, I am sorry that you even had to hear that filth. Oh, yeah. Thanks. Oh, okay. Yeah, look what you did, Brooke. You upset her. I'm just saying.

You don't seem like a one-night type of girl, Ashlyn. Not to me, okay? Just Brooke. There's no type of girl that's a one-night type of girl. You can be like that, Ashlyn, okay? It's not something to aspire to. I know I could, but I'm not. Well, I'll tell you, it's fun sometimes.

Stop it. Stop it. Give it a try. It's pretty empowering sometimes. Let's move on. Please. Okay. Let's just call Nate, and hopefully that's not what he says.

I'm hopeful for this, but... Okay, Mr. Romantic. Yeah, we're going to dial his number right now. Here we go. Hello? What's wrong? Is this Nate? Yeah, this is Nate.

Hey, sorry to call you randomly out of the blue. We're a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Ever heard of us? I don't know. That's all right. Okay. Why are you guys calling me? What's going on?

Yeah, we're calling because one of our listeners asked us to reach out to you after you guys hung out the other night at a bar. Her name is Ashlyn. Oh, man. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. bar uh her name is ashlyn oh man uh yeah yeah okay we're trying to figure out how you felt about ashlyn that night um i don't what did how much did she tell you uh well we we learned that you guys met because she airdropped a photo to you. Okay. And you went up and talked to her at the bar and you guys hung out for like 30 minutes or so and had a really nice conversation. And she made a funny joke about her wanting to airdrop the weird cowboy that

was sitting next to you instead. She's funny. Yeah, no, I mean, she was cool. We were just kind of hanging out vibing. It was good.

I don't know. It's cool. Why'd you invite her out? He, she said that you invited her out with the like the group of your friends so that must have been you were like digging it right yeah no i mean we were having fun for the first little while but things got kind of weird after she gave me her number why wait like in your personal life no no, not for me. So she was, we were just talking about stuff, and she was talking about how she liked Marvel movies,

and we were just, you know, she was like, oh, yeah, you know, Avengers, Guardians, Black Panther. Yeah, she told us that, and you were surprised by that. They're good movies. Well, no, I mean, it was cool. I was a little surprised, you know, because it's not that many girls are into that stuff. And I was just kind of like,

I was trying to make a little fun joke after she said that, like Black Panther, I was like, oh, Wakanda forever, you know? Right, that's like the famous line from that movie. Yeah, of course. You know, I was just trying to like keep the thing going. And she goes, oh my God, have you been there? To Wakanda?

To Wakanda? Yeah, I, listen, my God, have you been there? To Wakanda? To Wakanda? Yeah. Listen, I thought I laughed. Just like you got, like, exactly. That was exactly my reaction. It's a funny joke. You know, like, I thought she was just making a joke. Yeah, it's like, have you ever been to Neverland?

Yeah. Right. And she was like, why are you laughing? She's like, I would love to go there. Wait. Oh, no. She actually thought it was a real place? I think yes.

No. Are you sure? Yeah. And she goes, oh, it's such a gorgeous country. They're so open. They have great leaders. Oh, my God. We should go in mine for vibranium.

If you've seen the movie She can't be serious They're obviously fictitious movies Didn't you tell her You know that's not a real place No, I didn't want to be the one To tell her You just let her believe Yeah

I feel horrible Because I need to tell you Nate She's been listening to this entire conversation. What an education. Oh, man. Oh, God. Yeah, she's on the other line still, I think. Ashlyn, are you there? Yeah, I don't get why you guys are laughing, though, because it's a real place.

I'm so confused right now. Oh, no. Brooke, you tell her. You're sticking with this? Are you just trying to play dumb i'm being honest like i'm not dumb it's a real place and and why do you think it's a real place can i ask that like if you well it's just going there's the documentary about it a long time ago um what documentary what i don't remember what it was called um hotel wak? I don't remember what it was called.

Hotel Wakanda? I don't remember. Hotel Wakanda? No. Oh, Hotel Rwanda. Oh, you're thinking Rwanda. That's a different one. Oh, which is a country. It's a really good country.

It's like the new. No, there's an African country called Rwanda. Oh, my God. It's like the best country in Africa. Okay. This isn't helping. Wakanda? We all see the mistake. Nate, why don't you talk

to Ashlyn about this a little bit? We're going to step back for a second here. Oh, thanks, guys. You got this, buddy. Great. Thank you so much. Remember, she's funny and cute. She is funny. Hi, Ashlyn. How are you? Hey, Nate. What's up? Not much. Remember, she's funny and cute. She is funny. Hi, Ashlyn. How are you?

Hey, Nate. What's up? Not much. I thank you for the picture you sent me. It was nice. You look cute. Oh, yeah. Well, I thought you wanted to hang out, but now you guys are making fun of me on the radio.

Listen, they called me into this. Nobody's making fun of you. I'm not making fun of you. I think you're a very nice person. That's true. I'm just laughing at a funny situation. Yeah. But like, Wakanda isn't like, it's not a real place. It's a real place. It's in Africa.

Listen, it can be a real place. It's a newer country. They've had wars about it. It's up and coming. You guys, this doesn't sound like an argument we're going to win with you. Actually, no. What's the point? We're going to waste time. You just need to go do some

do your own research. Take a trip there together. Don't say do your own research. She's going to confirm it's a real country. I support Wakanda, so as long as everyone's on the right side of history. Wakanda forever. Absolutely. We all support Wakanda, so as long as everyone's on the right side of history. We all do. More power. Wakanda forever. Absolutely. We all support Wakanda and everybody who lives there, real or not.

What we're more focused on is trying to get you two together for a date. We'll pay for that date if you're willing to go and meet her one more time. Jeff, can we fly him to Wakanda? We're not going to offer to fly you to Wakanda. We're going to pay for a second date, Nate, if you're up for it. I mean, okay, she may be a little misinformed, but she's still fun. And we'll send you to a restaurant that only serves Wakandan cuisine. We're fresh out of Italian stuff, so you're going to have to do Wakandan food.

Do they eat in that movie? I don't think that one thing was eaten in that movie. We're going to ask Nate to find out for us. He'll come back with a review on how the Wakandan restaurant was. Good luck finding a place. What do you say, Nate? One more date? Like, I like hanging out with her.

It's great. It's a yes or a no, Nate. This is not a very complicated question. Can we figure out the Wakanda thing first? We might be here for hours. It doesn't sound like it. We tried that already. I would say yes if we don't have to talk about Wakanda.

And I would say no if it's that big of a deal to you. All right. Well, I'm just going to read in between the lines and say it's sounding like a no here. And they already had their honeymoon spot figured out. A beautiful Wakandan sunset. sounding like a no here. And they already had their honeymoon spot figured out. Oh, no. A beautiful Wakandan sunset. I'm not going to go to a fourth world country on my honeymoon. A fourth world country? I didn't even know that there were that many.

Well, we're not going to resolve this on the radio. Why don't you guys text each other off the air and you can figure out if you want to see each other again or not. There's a world somewhere where we do go on our honeymoon in Wakanda, I'm sure. Oh, that's a good attitude. He wants to take her out and do mushrooms, it sounds like. You guys have fun, okay? Man, we taped that call the other day,

and I just feel like at this point, she must have Googled it and figured something out, right? She has to have. Don't you think she must have seenled it and figured something out, right? She has to have. Don't you think she must have seen the movie and figured something out, Jeff? There's a lot of movies that you see that are actually, like, based on real events, like Titanic and things like that. But the movie isn't real, even in Titanic. Like, you know Jack and Rose aren't real people.

Okay, let's not go there. Don't say that. Let's not go there. Those are not real people. Let's not go there. Those are not real people. Let's not crush dreams today, Brooke. Come on now. No old lady, like, threw the diamond into the end of the ocean. Yeah.

Then there's people that still go down looking for it today. That was fake. That part was fake. Okay. A lot of texts have been coming in saying they think Brooke went in a little bit too hard on her, calling her dumb. I didn't call her dumb. Or implying that she was dumb. Dude, her statement implied that she was not well

educated. Just let that speak for itself. We don't have to crush her with it. But I think people should be allowed to believe whatever it is that they want to believe in if it makes them happy. You can't believe in something that is fictitious.

You know what, Brooke, you're right. Let's call some children and deliver some very harsh truth about what's really going on in the world. Which child listener would you like to call first, Brooke? Move on. Oh, okay. Now suddenly it's okay. There's a difference between childhood magic and adulthood idioticy. Make sure your kids are by the phone.

We might be calling you soon. In the meantime, keep listening to our podcast at Brooke and Jeffrey. You can hear all our second dates there and you can email the show whenever you want. We'll call that person who isn't calling you back. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Ugh, we're so done

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