Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: I Hope It's You

Episode Date: November 8, 2024

One of our listeners tells us she had an “intense moment” on her date, but it was a GOOD intense. So good, she’s desperate to get a Second Date Update with us!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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What's worse than getting ghosted? Should we have a term for that? Getting deceased? Cryptid? Cryptid? Blackholed? I bet these are all terms already that we probably shouldn't Google search. Maybe.

Whatever you call it, that's what our listener Nicole says happened to her. Because not only did her date block her, he's removed his entire dating profile from the apps. So Nicole got black holed bad. I think she just got blocked. Yeah. Actually, it really doesn't sound right now that I say it out loud. But Nicole, either way, welcome to the show. Thank you. Thank you. I mean, you are very perky for someone who is devastated. I'm sorry. Why on earth would you want to get a hold of someone that's blocked you? If I did anything wrong, I want to know about it. I'm sorry. Why on earth would you want to get a hold of someone that's blocked you? If I did anything wrong, I want to know about it. Okay.

Interesting. So let's start at the beginning. Tell us about this guy that you met. Okay. So I met Elijah on a dating app. Elijah. And on his dating profile, it was very clear. It literally said, here to find my wife with intentionality and wow okay so he's not here

to just have fun and see what happens he's like right he might already be married oh my gosh in the two days or weeks or whatever i thought alexis was going to break out in hives you just reading that description of someone i feel like a lot of women would be turned off by something that strong but that was appealing to you, Nicole? Yeah, I'm looking for something serious. I want to build a future with someone, so I found it really refreshing. Okay. That's awesome.

And that is unique nowadays because most people are so vague. It's a lot of pressure going into a first date like that, you know? So you went to Vegas to get hitched for your date? It's fun. She showed up in a dress. I mean, I would be really pissed if we got married on a first date and then never heard from him again. Oh, yeah. Hi, will you call my husband?

What did you guys do? Okay, so we got together and we did something a little different that was really, really fun. Like, neither of us have pets, but we both are animal lovers. We went to a local dog park and we just sat and we chatted and we watched dogs. Did you bring your dog? She doesn't have one. You don't have a dog?

That's what I was going to ask you. I have never done that. Can you just show up to a dog park on your own? Just a normal park. I've never even thought to do that because I don't have a dog. You can also just go to a bar where people bring their dog. Jose, you're banned from most public spaces. But that's not because of the dogs, okay? That's because of the women.

Still. I think this is really cute because it does sound like a date that a couple who's been married for 20 years would do. Oh, yeah. Let's go play with puppies at the park. Instead of people watching, you're dog watching together. So how was it? It was really fun it was great like it was so chill and then afterwards we drove around the city and he found this like really cute area and we pulled over and he kind of like pointed out some things to me that i hadn't known and

we ended up making out in his truck oh my god nice yeah okay what was also interesting which Oh my God. Nice. Now we're in high school. Okay. Now we're in high school. What was also interesting, which I actually really liked, is he stopped halfway through the makeout session and he just put his hands around my face in a way that was really sweet and he said, look, I just want you to know that I'm looking for my wife and I don't want this to be a one night thing. Whoa! That's a lot. And Jeffrey, you could not laugh with someone describing such a

tender moment. You get so uncomfortable. You don't do the face hands. You have such a hard time with emotions. I was laughing at something else. Yeah, I know. Two hands. No, that was very sweet. I thought that was a nice moment to stop and make out. I love it.

I think both hands, grab both cheeks, bring her in and make out with her. Are you missing the wife part? Yeah. I mean, it was nice. I was like, oh, my God, maybe this is my future husband. Aw. Dang. So that moment was special.

Yeah. Maybe you guys are perfect for each other. Yeah. If you're on the same page, that's all that matters. That's true. Everybody's in different spaces of dating. If she is ready for this, if this is what you want, Nicole, then we got your back on it. But how messed up that you do that.

You say that to someone and then you block her. Yeah. Well, what happened after that? Did something... Okay. When we left, he gave me this romantic kiss again and he was like, look, I'm looking for my forever and I hope it's you. I hope it's you.

I thought that the whole time it was you and that was the face grab and the stuff. Maybe we're reading into it too much. He's just saying I really hope it's you. I don't know. It sounds like he's now a host of a reality show. We'll find out when we come back from the break and spin the giant wheel of faith

i really hope it's you it does sound like that oh not again what is going on so okay how long ago was that date this was about a week and a half ago and like i went home after my yoga class and i said specifically like oh i want to see what he's up to, but I don't want to message him. Let me go look on his profile. Yeah. And I went on the app, and I was like, what the hell? Like, why are we no longer matched? Where are all our messages?

Yeah, that's wrong. The messages are gone. It's bad. Is it in your mind that maybe somebody else has stepped in and he found... Because people are dating lots of people on these apps all the time. Maybe he found somebody else. Sounds like me. If someone proposed to him, he'd say yes.

I love you to a lot of people that I didn't mean it to. Well, that's just me, I'm sure. And Jeff laughed at himself through the whole thing. He's very uncomfortable with big emotions. Let's figure out where Elijah's head is at, why he took down his dating profile. Yeah, it totally makes sense why you would want answers here. I looked up his Instagram and I was blocked there. Like, I literally can't see anything.

That's not good. Okay, well. All right, it's a bad sign. I hope we don't block you at the end of this either. We'll find out when we come back. Get some answers in your second date update right after this. Second date update. Vegas has set the odds at 9-1 that this call ends in a marriage proposal.

Wow. Wait. I'm really bad with odds. Is that good or bad? I'm honest. It's got to be good. I never know. A 9-1 should be, well. I don't really know. Someone will really bad with odds. Is that good or bad? I'm honest. It's got to be good. I never know. A nine to one should be, well, someone will be married.

It's probably bad, actually. You know what, Jeff? I'm not going to bet anymore. The fact that even Vegas is in on this should be kind of shocking because Nicole has asked us to call a guy named Elijah who repeatedly told her that he is not dating casually. God, he says it a lot. He says it on his dating profile. He says it in real life.

Very intentionally searching for his wife. And even stopped mid-makeout to grab her face and remind her, this Frenching isn't for fun. It is a wife hunt. I'm setting a tone with this tongue. So, afterwards, the weird part is, well, that's what he did. The weird. So, afterwards, the weird part is... Well, that's what he did. The weird thing is, afterwards, he

blocked Nicole and deleted his entire dating profile. What the heck? It's like a divorce immediately. And for Nicole, it's like, I'm guessing, Nicole, maybe I'm wrong, this is like the most romantic thing that's probably ever happened on a first date, right? Yeah, I felt like a real connection. I thought to

myself, oh my gosh like this guy knows what he wants and like i was so hopeful and then all of a sudden it's like how can i not take this personally like not only did he delete the profile block me on all socials i don't even know if he's going to answer your number yeah well this is one of those dudes that actions speak louder than words they'll tell you everything you want to hear, and then they won't follow through and do it. I still feel like that I hope it's you line is just not sitting right with me. You feel like it's a line line? Like a real person?

No, it feels almost like there's a job opening, and he's trying to fill a position. You know what I mean? It's not romantic. Like he's not connecting with you. He's just trying to make this next step. I don't know. The idea of a wife. I don't know.

Maybe I'm reading too much of it into it. Maybe he found one of those Russian bride websites and he realized how easy it is to do that. I mean, honestly. He's like, wait a minute. I hope that's not the answer. And she loves me. I pay her to say it. Let's call.

See if he picks up and hopefully he has some explanation here. I'm dialing his number right now. Let's do this. Hello? Hey, is this Elijah? Yeah, who's this? This is a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Hey. Hi. And we are a hoot and a half. Oh, my God. Please never say that again. We are. We're a fun time. Sorry. gosh. Please never say that again. We are. We're a fun time. Sorry.

It's like just when we get popular. Okay. This is what's boosting the ratings. Elijah, you still there? Yeah. Yeah, how we doing? Sorry this is confusing. It shouldn't be.

We were doing better until Jeff started talking. All right. But we're here. We're calling with a purpose. It's a segment that we're doing called Second Date Update. That's where listeners can come on our show, and we try and help them reconnect with a person they went on a date with

that they had a really nice time with. Uh-huh. Darn it. Give up. All right. Don't go home. Dude, I am so interested in hearing your side of this story. Because we heard that you went out with

a woman named nicole about a week ago right okay yeah i mean it sounds like a really good date that you two had would you agree with that yeah i mean it was cool it was cool okay that's a positive it is positive i just didn't you don't seem like a casual guy from what she explained. You're less intense than I assumed you'd be. She definitely, intense is a good word because she said that you were putting it out there a lot, that you were only dating to find a wife. For love. I don't know if he ever said love.

He just said wife. Guys, love is a wife. Not always. Check those Russian dating guidelines here. Not always. So we heard about that. You're looking for a wife. I mean, not anymore.

What? No way. Wait. You found one? Wait. Does that mean there's another person? Well, here's the thing. After the date, I went to a clairvoyant,

and I got news that my wife isn't even in this realm. What? Okay, you want to hang up, or you want to just keep talking to him? Hold on. I just dropped my pen, because I just can't. Okay, hold on. Let's unbox this. What do you mean? The psychic said your wife is not in this realm.

Right. Where's the realm? It makes a lot of sense to me. I get what you're saying, but maybe explain for everybody else. Yeah, honestly. I believe that I've married other people in my past lives. Okay. And it's constantly the same person, maybe in a slightly different form.

Oh, okay. So this same person, your soulmate that's been with you across all your lives, she's not? That's who you're looking for. She's not here. She's not here? Nah. Why? How do you know, brother?

Like, how do you know that the girl you went on a date with isn't her? Because it's clairvoyant to hold them. I know, but what are you looking for? Is she saying, it's me. Hi, honey. Like, oh, I'm here from the 17th century realm. Isn't that kind of part of the past life saying that you don't actually remember the explain it to us yeah thank you my clairvoyance

said that i found my soulmate in every single dimension but not this one she doesn't exist in this one no that she's not here not in this realm okay it doesn't matter where she is i think this could be good news actually yeah because we have a real-life woman who feels like she had a strong connection with you. She's on realm line three. And it sounds like you're freed up in this realm. You know, like you're single. Like kind of permanently in this realm.

Yeah, you're single. We're talking about Nicole, obviously. Nicole felt that connection with you. Okay. What do you mean, okay? Didn't you do it? That's a good thing. You told her again and again,

I'm looking for my wife, I hope it's you. Is this a sign? That's a good thing. You told her again and again, I'm looking for my wife. I hope it's you. Is this a sign? Is what a sign? Yes. Yes, it is. No one told us that. Look, Nicole felt like you guys had a deep, deep connection.

And now you actually have a phone connection to her too because she's on the other line waiting to talk to you. What? Hi, Elijah. That's Nicole. I know she's on the phone line waiting to talk to you what hi elijah that's nicole i know she's on the phone but my wife's dead oh no well i'm so sorry from the past life i thought she wasn't in this realm right correct she never made it here oh okay wait what yeah exactly nicole so why did you we never even got to why you blocked nicole you. No, this is why, because she's not his wife. So he's like, leave me alone, lady. Nobody's going to be his wife, though.

Are we understanding that right? If you're not looking for your wife, since she's not in the realm, then you're not interested in dating at all? I guess some things are better off unexplained. I don't have all the answers. Yeah, you're right. This is definitely unexplainable.

Well, I think the explanation makes sense. He was searching for his wife the whole time, but not just anybody, a specific woman from another dimension. And you're not that woman. I think that this clairvoyant is really messing with you. I feel like she is trying to kind of be the only person who can like access supposedly what your quote unquote truth is and wow i might not be your celestial being from a different realm but i think you're gonna miss out on some really great girls in this realm if you don't give us a real shot oh that was good that was so well spoken what do you think about that, Elijah?

All I heard was that she was talking shit about my clairvoyant. Who is this guy? Who is this man? Your clairvoyant can meet me outside. Oh, wow. Do you want to fight a clairvoyant? Let's put the wife and the clairvoyant stuff aside. Can we get into it? What about just having with nicole going out on another date and

enjoying this life i mean you've got a woman that is heard all of this and still wants to hang out with you yeah i mean i guess i do something wrong specifically for you to block me you weren't my wife i don't know how many times i've told you that okay he like, do you not get it? Maybe I was. Maybe the clairvoyant is wrong. I mean, I'm just saying I don't like being rejected and I also have to say that like,

I think it's just really short-sighted. We had a great time. Yeah. Well, I know this. My wife didn't talk that much in another lifetime.

Oh my gosh. That's a pretty clear sign. Oh my gosh. Who else feels like the wife is purposely avoiding him now? Dude, yeah, the wife wasn't born into this century on purpose. Maybe that's my point in this lifetime, to tell you to be more accepting of your future wife in another realm.

Okay. After that, do you still want to see him? I know Nicole still is fighting for this. So, Elijah. I don't know. I think she's just fighting. I get that you have doubts about Nicole. What if you and Nicole went to your clairvoyant together?

Ew. And we would pay for the Uber ride. Oh, my God. Can we have a phone call? Are you being serious? Nicole. Give it a chance. Would Nicole even do that?

Honestly, I'm just confused and curious as to what the clairvoyant would tell me about my past. I don't think they want to know. It's going to lead you down a dark trail. I want this to happen. So that's a yes from Nicole. Elijah, it's up to you. My clairvoyant is in chief, so if she pays half, then I'm cool with it. All right.

Nicole, I'm sure you're down for that. I mean, hey, if it's on the radio, we can even come back and tell you guys how it goes. I don't know if I want to know. Do we want to know that? That's going to be a no from all of us. No thanks. You call it no show. Hey, it sounds like it's a yes.

Elijah and Nicole, you guys are going out together in this realm. Ooh, I can't wait until we do a second date update from the next realm. That's going to be expensive phone bill, bro. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Is that literally the only second date update where we actually got a yes, but then said, we don't need an update. We're good. Yeah. That is. We don't want to know anymore.

I cannot remember ever. I am still baffled by that entire conversation. I don't know what was real, who believed what, if they were being sincere. Okay. Well, I'm sorry. Girls ask for commitment. This guy's committed over, what, hundreds of years? And now he's in trouble.

That's the most romantic guy ever. Valid point, Jose. Valid point. Maybe you were his wife in a past life. Yeah. You know what I mean? That's it. I'm waiting for you, honey. Yeah.

I do think maybe the missing piece in all of this is, is it possible Elijah had been smoking something when we called him? You know, he sounded like that's his vibe. Like he didn't sound like a big mysterious person. He was trying to reach the other dimension. Through different means. Find his wife. Yeah, trying to find his wife that way. I don't see her yet.

I see a dragon, but that's not her. I think Alexis was on to something where he actually probably did have a wife and she just chose not to come back. She was like, that's not worth coming back again. I called it after our 400th marriage. It's enough for me. Text in 78592 and make sure you follow us

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