Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: Incriminating News At 11

Episode Date: June 14, 2024

One of our listeners got their 15 seconds of fame DURING A DATE and it included tv cameras recording EVERYTHING he said… Find out the reason WHY it happened in your Second Date podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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That's just how love works in the animal world. That's right. With humans, it's a little bit of a different story. In general, a lot of guys get too scared to approach if they spot an attractive woman out in the wild. Well, we are like praying mantises. Rip a guy's head off right after you're done with us. Yeah, that's right. That's the thing.

The fear tends to take over. But one of our listeners says he found a way to conquer that fear by using a game, apparently. It's interesting. Yeah, usually women don't like it when you play games. I don't know how it works. So let's welcome Richard to the show richard how you doing man good how you doing guys oh man are you a happy guy richard coming in hot i like it yeah what's this like game or strategy that you use when you approach women well it's a familiar game to all of you i bet but we play it in a different way. Okay.

Me and my buddy, when we're out, you know, in a public place, where we're around gorgeous women or women in general, and what we do is we shoot rock, paper, scissors. Oh, to, like, see who gets to go talk to her first or something? Whoever loses is the one that has to go and strike up. Because you're both so, like, timid about it. That's actually kind of smart. Because, like, either way, one of you has to approach and, like, make a move.

This is like what I do to my little brother when someone has to pick something up, like, get off the couch, you know? Okay, that's interesting. I guess that's fun, too. So did that happen to you recently? Yeah, I mean, as you might expect, the rejection rate is pretty high. But you would also be surprised how often it works. Okay. And I'm guessing it worked this time since you're on the phone with us. Yep, exactly.

My buddy's paper covered my rock. And we were at the park one day, and there was a cute girl just sort of sitting on a blanket, walked over and introduced myself. And her name is Hannah. Oh, and she liked your paper, huh? Yeah. Don't take it. Do you tell them about the date?

Do you say, hey, how are you? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. This is between my pal and me. I was going to say, because then that's the reason. I mean, you've done this so many times. Do you have a go-to opening line that you use when you lose Rochambeau and have to approach? No, not really. You use the same line.

It's like anything else. It just gets tired and you're not into it. So what did you say to Hannah? I just said, hey, how are you? It's gorgeous out. The ladies in this room just both swooned at the same time. Love talking about the weather. The weather.

The weather. I know. It's stupid as it is. It works. Yeah, but the thing is, it's not a line. Like, that's nice. It feels normal and relaxed. So were you able to get her number off of that?

Yeah. And we talked for a little while and we set up a dinner date, like a proper date, you know, downtown at a nice place. All right. How did nice dinner go? That's exciting.

It went really well. We were in there for like about close to two hours, like an hour and a half, two hours. I mean, just taking our time, casual conversation. And she looked hot. I i mean she looked so good so it's one of those things where i wanted to kind of prolong the fun for as long as i could but it had to end um of course so we walked outside and uh there's like one of these live remote tv crews doing, you know, posting on the street interview stuff. In a positive way or at your restaurant just is getting shut down for health violations?

No, nothing to do with the restaurant. They wanted to ask people about like crime in downtown. Have you heard about rogue people playing rock, paper, scissors in parks? Harassing women. Busted. They asked me, and I'm a bit of a ham, so I was like, all right.

Oh, this is your chance. That's fun. You did a TV interview in the middle of your date? I did. Wow. That's so funny. So did my thing,

and then we sort of moved on from there. I didn't get a kiss. I got like a big hug. Really? Because you're famous now. I was going to sit on the loose. Are didn't get a kiss. I got like a big hug. Really? Because you're famous now. Are you like funny in the interview or you're being like dead serious talking about crime?

I don't know. I try to be sincere, but I'm still trying to be lighthearted about it. Yeah. I could just see you being turned off if you're seeing someone do that. I don't think the local TV news stations would appreciate like a comedian coming on and joking about the crime in their city. I wish they think the local TV news stations would appreciate a comedian coming

on and joking about the crime in their city. I wish they would ask me. They really should. Ratings would go up. You hear that, Channel 7? I'm waiting. Okay, so you said you ended with a long hug, and that seems pretty good. What's happened since then? Not a lot, and that's why I'm

talking to you guys. You should have used that moment to be like come back to my place we'll watch the 11 o'clock news together she knows how to get people back to her place yeah that's right jose i need you to come with me and my buddy to the park all right so have you spoken to her at all since then no it's been silent like no communication back god everything sounds so good it's a mystery i know that's what i thought criminal act well i'm just happy that we have a famous person on the phone with us now to boost the ratings of this second date update we're gonna come back and call hannah for you right after this second date update Who would have thought a little

rock scissors paper, RSP, could lead to some TLC? It's rock paper scissors. And even HPV. I don't know what that stands for, but it sounds odd. Actually, the odds are very high. Get your

vaccines. That didn't happen, though though because they only hugged they just hugged at the end of the day too many weird acronyms coming together there but i bring it up i don't think so i only bring it up because that's how our listener richard met hannah a game of rock paper scissors led to a fancy dinner date that eventually led to a tv interview with the local news that's the wildest part. And somewhere along the way, it must have gotten off the tracks because now he's reaching out to us for help.

Yeah, totally. We never heard like it seemed like you enjoyed the TV interview, but did she say anything about it? I don't know. She kind of got in on it. I pulled her into the interview and so it was, you know, both of us talking to the reporter. That's good. Oh, yeah.

The hug was after. Okay. All right. It's going to be bad if she just like walked away in the middle of the interview or something. Do you think that the reporter realized that she was interviewing someone that was on a first date? Oh, I don't know. You know what I mean? Like, that's so funny.

I'm nervous because we're not just calling one famous person. We're possibly calling two famous people. Oh, wow. Pressure is on. Here we go. Let's see if Hannah picks up. Her phone's probably ringing off the hook after that interview. Hello?

Hi, we're looking to speak with Hannah. Who's calling? This is a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Maybe this is her agent. Okay. Is this Hannah? It is. How can I help you? Hi, Hannah. We're doing something

on our show. It's a segment called A Second Date Update. Hi, Hannah. Wow, there's a lot of you on the line there. Hi. Yeah, we're a radio show. You're probably disappointed that this isn't like a crime podcast. Okay. We heard you give good local television interviews. Oh, wow.

How'd you hear about that? You give good local radio interviews? We heard about it because a guy that you went out with recently, Richard, told us about your date. Did you just say, ugh? Oh your date. Did you just say ugh? Oh, wow. Is that what I heard? It was more of an oh, but yeah, we can go with ugh. I think it was a mix of you and heck.

It was just a ugh. Okay. Well, we were calling to try and ask you some questions to figure out how you felt about Richard and how you felt about the date. Yeah. Because he told us a lot about it. Okay. Like, I can just tell you, what we know is you met him at a park,

you must have thought he was pretty charming because you went out to dinner with him at a nice restaurant, and said you had a great time, and you even got interviewed by the local news. Yeah, sounds like a cool date! Right after it was done. This is so weird. Very cool. Wait, what's's so weird the date was so weird

the news no like that you guys are calling me oh weird yeah oh that makes sense i understand but we're just trying to help get richard some answers here because he's a little bit confused why there hasn't been a second meetup i'm not quite sure what he told you, but... It's most of what I just said. Sounds like everything. Well, I guess the news thing was kind of the issue. It was an issue? Oh, really? He said that they just interviewed you about local crime

and how you felt about it. That part's true, but I don't know if he told you that he actually noticed the news people first and kind of ran over to them because he said it was his dream to be on the local news. That's kind of endearing, though. All he said was that he was a ham.

And so he was totally fine being interviewed. He doesn't shy away from that. And there's all kinds of personalities. Some people are like, oh my god, my moment. And some people are like, this sounds terrifying. Is that a turn off to you? Like he's kind of personality some people are like oh my god my moment and some people are like this sounds terrifying is that a turnoff to you like he's kind of fame hungry i mean i don't know if it was fame hungry but just like the whole thing was just really like just too much like what do you mean okay so apparently the local news was doing a story about some kind of purse snatcher um an event that had like literally just happened oh that night oh no i thought it was like more generic

the way he described it okay no it was not generic and apparently this has been happening repeatedly in the area okay okay this purse snatcher person? This is where it gets really creepy and weird. Creepy? Yeah, he mentioned that he saw the guy, the purse snatcher guy, while we were walking into the restaurant for our date. Did he, though? I mean, maybe he did.

I don't know. I mean, he said he's, like, giving the guy, the news reporter, a physical description, like, this guy's got shifty eyes. He might have had something under his jacket. He's making it all up. Or is that what you're thinking? That's what it seems like.

And then like he goes through this whole description of this purse snatcher person and then looks right into the camera and says, and if you don't believe me, just ask my girlfriend. And then kind of pulls me into the frame. Oh, there you don't believe me just ask my girlfriend and then kind of pulls me into the frame okay yeah he did mention that you were on tv for a bit but i didn't realize that was how no he like yanked me into the frame i was kind of standing off to the side like deciding whether or not i should just dip so did you show off your man or what? This was our first date.

And I mean, the park was nice. The date was nice. But at this point, I'm like, wait, you're talking about me? Like, I'm your girlfriend. We've only known each other for like three hours. And I was totally going to give him the benefit of the doubt. Like, well, maybe he did see the purse snatcher and didn't want to tell you. And the best part is afterwards, he tells me that he's super proud of me

and I did great on camera. Oh, you did? Look at that. That's a nice compliment to get. Come on. I mean, maybe he meant like, hey, friend that's a girl. Girlfriend.

No guy ever means that. No, no, no. He made it like I'm his girlfriend and that if the news people don't believe him, then he can just double check with me because I saw the guy too. Oh, yikes. Well, I know that it was awkward when he pulled you into the TV interview.

So now we're going to even it out and make it awkward by pulling him into this phone interview. Ask our boyfriend. Oh, my God. Because he's on the other line wanting to talk to you. Thanks for the chat. Hey, Hannah. Hey. Hey, big guy.

How's it going? Oh, big guy. Oh, I've never been called that. That hurts. It did hurt. That hurts. Yeah. Oh, man.

Way twisted around, you guys. Yeah, you twisted it. Oh. I'm saying that this is kind of embellishing what happened. I mean, you know, I think i saw the purse snatcher guy you were right there with me i mean and face it i mean if there was a guy who was going to be downtown snatching purses just look at that dude and think okay well yeah we saw a guy we saw lots of guys that doesn't mean that he's a purse snatcher and that you know He didn't look like as guilty or sketchy or something.

I mean, yeah, he looked a little sketchy, but I don't know that that's the purse snatcher. I'm not going to go accusing him of being the purse snatcher on local TV. Was he holding a purse? No. Was he holding several purses? That's the key. No, he was just walking by quickly in a dark outfit.

He already ditched the perches in the alley. He's good at his crap. He wasn't wearing a trench coat or anything. It wasn't like he was hiding stuff under the coat. So he's like a normal person. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You were the one that said, look at that dude with the bandana on. You know, like who wears a freaking bandana?

Yeah, you were describing him, and I was trying to help you find the word. I was like, do you mean you said he had something on his head? I'm like, oh, do you mean a bandana? Wait, did you say that on television? Yes. Oh, God. That's messed up. You guys are going on a walk in the park and now it's like in the hunt for crimes.

All right. Well, this is clearly irresponsible on Richard's part. Well, it is embellishing on his part. I would say it's shared responsibility. No, you and the embellisher. If they brought this guy into your studio and you took a look at him, you'd be like, yep, purse snatcher. That's so unfair. Or they'd come into the studio and be like, which one of you did it?

Yeah. You're pretty shifty yourselves. I'd probably already be friends with him. Well, the real snatching that we're interested in is the snatching of hearts and love. Oh, God. That's the whole goal of this show. She's so illegal. She just threw up a little bit in her mouth when you said that, I think.

The reason that we called you, Hannah, is because Richard wants to go out with you again. Oh, Lord. Oh, Lord. Maybe that's a good thing. Yeah. I mean, are we going to have a date on television this time? No. I want you guys to go out again, and I think the only appropriate

way to decide this is by doing rock, paper, scissors. And if you both have the same exact thing, then you know that it's meant to be, and you can go out. If it's a tie. Okay. I'll do rock, paper, scissors for a date. You will?

I will count to three on three. Both shout out the name of what you're throwing. This is good for radio. It is good for radio, and this is the one time that we're going to do this. All right. Unless it works, and then we're going to do rock, paper, scissors on the tens.

Every single one. Every single one. So here we go. Both ready? One, two, three. Rock. Oh, three. Paper. Ah! No!

Why would you go with paper first? It's always rock. What are you thinking? Paper covers rock. I win. Let's go. He wasn't listening. You're out.

At least we started with rock, paper, scissors, and we ended that way. Sure, that was fun. And we solved the local crime in the meantime too shifty eyes and something under the jacket keep a look at brook and jeffrey in the morning oh man i'm just bummed for our listeners why because we won't be doing rock paper scissors on the 10s starting monday morning man i thought it going to actually replace phone taps. Yeah. We just call people and battle them. You just got Rochambeau.

It was about to be the hottest segment in all of radio, but oh, man. Darn. I blame Alexis. Why? I don't know. You didn't like it. Yeah. I love all paper scissors.

That's how I handle all life's problems. And look, I do feel like we should say, if you talk to the news, don't lie or embellish stories just to make it sound better. I know that nobody watches the local news and you think that you're trying to help, but Brooke has journalist friends who work over there. That's true. They need real stories. They actually work really hard.

Don't confuse them with your lies. No, no. They're just trying to help the community out and save democracy all at the same time. One man on the street interview at a time. Yeah, yeah. That was boring. Maybe you should lie. But email the show and we're not lying. We're going to help you

with your dating life. Call that person who's not calling you back. Go check out all of our second date podcasts wherever you get yours at Brooke and Jeffrey. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We're so done with new year, new you. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes.

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