Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: Jiu-Jitsu and Chill

Episode Date: July 22, 2026

If your date ditches you in the middle of dinner is there ANY valid excuse that could earn forgiveness? It happened to Tara and now she wants our help figuring out why Norris ran out on her, in your Second Date Update!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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on the IHart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. Did we ever come to a conclusion if we had another word for Hump Day yet? Like more Gen Z? I don't know. Oh, I'm trying to think of people commented on it. I don't know if they did. Okay, well, let us know.

Yeah. Because we didn't follow up on that and we apologize. It's Wednesday. We got a brand new second date update episode for you. Thank you so much for finding the official podcast. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. What is in the comments then, Alexis? If it's not helpful.

If it's not helpful, this one is helpful. I appreciate this comment. J.B. Law said, Just dropping by to share my love for you all. Listeners since 2015. Nice. My day wouldn't be complete without hearing you all. Alexis version.

Y'all are okay, I guess. Haven't found a better waste of time since 2015. So yeah, whatever. Okay. And I love that. It's better, no. That was better, the second one. That's the only compliment she could take.

It's just so good that way. Whatever. Thank you. Attraction can blossom almost anywhere. Yeah, that's true. Normally we would think of a place like a bar or a run club, maybe even a bookstore. That's cute. Wow, people go to those?

So rom-com. Yeah. Oh, whoops. I dropped my copy of How to Survive Prison for Dummies. Could you pick that up for me? That's cute. Don't pick it up. That's in the book.

You've read the book. Jose knows. But rarely have we talked to a couple who met in the middle of the middle of it. of a fight club. What? No way. That sounds romantic. Like a boxing match?

The only rule was we're not supposed to talk about fight club, Jeff. Well, I'm not in the fight club, so I think I'm allowed to talk about it. You have seen it? It is a little bit different than anything we've ever heard before, so this is going to be interesting. Let's talk to Tara about it. So, Tara, welcome to the show. Hi, guys.

Oh, you sound so sweet. Yeah. Who'd you beat up, Tara? Well, Norris, is his name? Norris. Is this Chuck? No way. No one could beat him up. What type of fight club is this? So we met at an adult jujitsu.

I can't say that three times. Oh, that makes sense. It is like a club. Jack, with a misleading intro. Yeah, oh, darn. I'm sorry. Jitsu is fighting. Maybe it's more pinning than fighting. Grapling. It is a lot of mat work. Yeah. That's for sure.

It's a good place to meet somebody. That's for sure. I guess you're right, yeah. So, okay, how did you in Norris? like strike up chemistry in jujitsu. How'd you grapple? Well, so this is like my third class and it was the first time I wasn't paired with someone with really bad breath. Oh, I didn't even think about that. I bet that's such an issue.

Okay. It's a huge issue. So, and he also made me laugh. Okay. Okay. Yeah, he's able to like kick himself down and fall on the mat. We kick his own self down? Like throw his. Yeah, like he'll kick his back leg and then he'll fall.

on the mat. That's funny. Like as a joke on purpose or he's just not coordinated? No, as a joke on purpose. Norris is bringing slapstick back. Okay. Good breath, good physical comedy.

And all of a sudden you two are off and running. Yeah, he eventually asked me out. Oh, he did. He wanted to take me to habachi, like this new Habachi restaurant. Fun. And I'm like, I'm thinking it's

Habachi's for birthdays and anniversaries. That's the only time I've been. That's kind of true. It really is. Did you bring that up to him? Yeah, I did. And he was like, oh, no, it's really chill. So, you know, I said, okay, fine, let's go.

And so just one night after class, we just went straight to dinner and he drove. Cute. And yeah, overall, I think it was a really great fun experience. We sat next to this older couple, and they were celebrating their 25th anniversary. Oh, God, you called it. I do like, see what I told you. Right. That's exactly what I said to him. I turned to him and I was like, see?

And did he kick his own leg at that point and fall off the chair onto the floor? She liked that. Yeah. She can visualize it. She's like, that is so Norris. Norris knew his audience. Yeah. All right.

So, I mean, we chatted with them for a while and we told them it was our first date and they thought that was really cute. Oh. So the vibe. were good, but honestly, at one point, I was watching the chef do, like, his tricks with the food. Yeah. And all of a sudden I hear Norris, he's like, I have to go to the bathroom real quick. And so five minutes go by and I get a text from him and he says that he doesn't feel good and that he's in the car. Oh, no.

Yeah. We didn't get our food or anything yet. Okay, so you can't blame the restaurant on this one. Oh, right. And then he then mows me the money to pay for the dinner. that we didn't even get yet. So I excuse myself on the table and I go to the car. Yeah.

And he's just sitting there looking so off. Like, he's not himself and he tells me he needs to drive me home immediately. Oh, buddy. I'm glad he didn't ditch you. Yeah. This one seems legit. If he's been on you the money, it seems like he's truly upset and sick. The weird part was we were laughing and joking and having a great time until the, the restroom thing.

Like, he never gave off a sign. that he was sick or anything. Weird. I feel like this is one of those that we're not going to ask a ton of details about that. I would prefer it.

Okay. Yeah, we're just going to believe him at face value, don't you think? I mean, yeah. I don't know. I don't speak. I don't speak.

I don't know. I make up the sickness. If it was... You said he looked physically unwell. Yeah. He looked off. Okay.

More than anything, his voice was panicked. Oh, like he needed to get out there quick. Yeah. Oh, no. Maybe he saw the onion volcano and it was like too real.

Oh, those are so fun. A little bit scary if they get too big, though. The flame, yeah. What was the car ride like when he drove you back? Because he had to take you back to your car, right, at the jihitsu place. Yeah, did he mention that? Good job, Brooke. Yeah.

The car ride was awkward, full of silence. He wouldn't even look at me. Like, he didn't want to talk about it. The vibe was, don't talk about it. You can all agree. When you feel really sick, you don't want to talk or do anything. You want to be around somebody who is a track. Well, especially if it's an embarrassing sick and you're just trying to keep everything in.

He could have been clinching the whole time. Okay, we didn't need to say that part. See, this is why I don't want to ask for detail. I personally, I appreciate the visual. I want to get as many details as we can out of this situation. So how did you and Norris leave it? It was really quick. He was like, bye.

Talk to you later. What about afterwards? Have you seen him back at the judicious class? The martial arts class? I have not seen him. We've had two classes. since and he has not been there. Okay. Well, I mean, maybe he's still

sick. Like, that is very much a possibility. For two weeks? Oh, two weeks. I thought you said two classes. I was with you. Yeah, it's once a week. That's a powerful stomach bug if that's the case. Definitely a cleanse. Yeah. He's going to come back looking super slim and chic. But we'll see

what's really going on. We won't go into too much detail when we ask. Thank you. Are you sure? Yes. Or maybe we will. When we come back and do your second date update right after this. Hold on. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second Date update. Quick recap, if you're just joining us,

our listener Tara met a guy named Norris at Jujitsu class. They ended up going out for dinner at a Habachi restaurant. Sounds fun. It seemed fun. Unlike a lot of the other second date updates that we've done, he hasn't completely ghosted her. He just dipped out in the middle of dinner that night

and went and waited in his car saying he didn't feel well. And she confirmed. She went out and. saw him. He drove her home. Yeah. He definitely seemed off during the ride. He did Venmo her the money to pay for the entire meal, though, that they never actually ate.

But they drove back in total silence and hasn't been back to class for the past two weeks. So obviously, Tara, you must be thinking that there's something going on with him other than a simple food stomach issue, right? Definitely. I mean, he's a really funny guy. He's really good looking. it's probably another woman. He's funny, he's good looking, what's wrong with him? Is that what you're getting that?

That's the only thing it could be because two weeks of being sick? No, it's another woman. Okay. Okay, you think we're going to bust a cheater right now is what you think is about to happen. I'm pretty confident, yeah. Okay. Or if he's not cheating, he's at least trying to end the relationship with whatever other woman so that he could focus solely on Tara, and that's sweet.

That's still cheating. asked her out and went on on a date with her, Jeff. Okay, well, you can see the negative side of it, and I'll keep on the positive angle of it. That he's doing nice things in order to be exclusively with you. Oh, I'm sure that's what it is. That's what I'm hoping for, but let's find out. I'm going to dial this guy's number.

We'll see if he answers and hopefully can clear everything up for us. You ready? Yes. All right, here we go. Hey, is this Norris? Yeah, who is? We're not scammers. I want to say that off the top.

That always sounds trusting. when you lead that way. We don't want anything. We don't want your money or anything like that. So why are you calling me that? Why would you say that, Jeff? Just tell them we're a radio show. That's what I think when a lot of people call me out of the blue.

So that's not what this is. I mean, but we would take money. Well, yeah, we're not opposed to your money. But we're a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Okay. Why are you still calling me? This is a segment that we do. It's called the second date update.

We're all we need is your social security number. I'm good. I'm kidding. I'm good. I'm good. It's a joke. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. You probably can't tell, but we're a comedy show. Oh, ha, ha, ha, tee, giggle, giggle. What's up? Hey, don't take my job.

No, so this is called the second date update where we're trying to help out a listener who's been on a date with you about two weeks ago. A woman named Tara. Oh, Tara. Yeah, I remember. Well, I hope so. You guys were in the same jiu-jitsu class that you haven't been to in two weeks. She hasn't seen you. She's really confused on what's going on with you. She isn't sure if you like her, if something else is going on that's stopping you from going back to the class. I like her.

Don't get me wrong, but I just wasn't really feeling too well at the spot. So that's why I left and whatnot, you know. Yeah, we heard that in the middle that you didn't feel good, which she wasn't upset by. I mean, that happens, man. And you dealt with it really well. You texted her. You waited in the car. Isn't that all right?

I will hope so. I mean, I mean, I wasn't going. too well. And that's fair, but the part that's weird is the two weeks that's happened afterwards, where you're not really talking to her, you haven't showed up to the jujitsu class again. So she's feeling like, is something going on? Is maybe there another girl in the picture that you're trying to hide? Nah, man, I'm not dealing with nobody right now. It's not having that kind of party. That's great news. You said a little offensive. We're not trying to accuse you of anything, bro. We're just trying to find information. Well, you got to find cops right now, man. Jeff does give off that vibe I mean, if I was going to

hire a narc, it'd be Jeff. You don't want to see what I'm packing, bro. But listen, look. Well, I dance sure don't. The thing is, if you want her to believe that there's no one else in the picture, you're fully in on her, then maybe you can help us understand

why you've been acting weird for the last two weeks. I mean, right now, I'm healing right now, you know? Like, healing? Yeah, I mean, I said early on, like, when I see, I'm not letting know what the situation is, But like right now, it's not a good time. It's not a good look for me to be doing that.

I'm still kind of embarrassed. Not a good look. What are you supposed to tell her? What are you embarrassed about? About the stomach thing? Promise that you're not going to tell her anything about it. Words won't leave these mouths. Oh, that feels bad.

Well, I'm not going to say it. All right. I find that's funny. I can hang up right now, you know, man. I don't have time for this, man. Go ahead. We're listening. We really want to hear you.

All right. So when I went to the rest of my, you know, I watched the show and everything else. through the whole Habachi bed. And nothing to me wrong with the television. It was cool, but I don't know. I think I got a little bit too close to the flame, and it burnt one of my eyebrows.

Oh, no. Yeah. Wait. No, like when they do, like, the Volcano Onion or something, at the Habachi place, it burnt your eyebrow? One of the big flames? Yeah. I felt the warmth sensation hit my face,

and the next thing I know, I looked at the mirror, and I see the whole side of my eyebrow gone, and a piece of my eyelashes, too. It was pretty crazy. Okay. So this is why you texted her from the car and you wouldn't go back into the restaurant. Yeah, like, now you go on the day, right? And you accidentally get your face singed.

You're going to feel kind of embarrassed you. Yeah. Well, the thing is... I'm in tears. Yeah. Although we work in radio, so for most of us, it'd be actually be an improvement. The smell of burning hair. Yeah.

It's so strong. Dude, all of it. Yeah. That is awful. I'm so sorry that happened to you. Yeah. When you say you're recovering, it's not really from a stomach issue. It's your recovery.

hovering the hair on your face. Yeah, from the hair on my face. Gotcha. Another thing, too, so, you know, we do go to class together, right? And the reason why she hasn't seen me in two weeks, because imagine me going to the class, the next thing you know, she sees half my eyebrow going. Do you know how many jokes?

I mean, aside from her being concerned about me, do you know how many people would be snickering and joking at me? No. This is what eyebrow pencils are for. You know how easy it is to fill these bad boys in? And look, I understand why you would feel that way, but I really don't think that Tara would bully you over it. In fact, I'm pretty sure that's not going to happen when we tell you that she's on the other line currently listening to this call.

What? No, I thought you said. You did. You did. Oh, man. Hi, Norris. Oh, my God. Baby cakes. I'm thinking the worst. Why didn't you say something to me? Well, Amanda, you was on a date here right with me, and your hair got singed. Would you be going to feel comfortable going to date with like the happy hair with some dogs? Yes, yes.

I want to be myself with you. I mean. That is actually really cute, Lime. That's not a big deal, Norris. I know how to glue on some hair, on some eyebrows. I'm a talented. Stop, I'm a guy. I'm a guy.

I'm a couple. I'm a couple. I'm going to shake some of my peels and put it on my eyebag. Oh, my God. Norris, that's nobody. Send us a picture. We can do that, too. Oh, my gosh.

We heard you were. such a funny guy that you were like making her laugh and like you mean i am funny when it's on other people not on me i feel like you should find the humor in this like it's life it's an accident listen just give me a couple of weeks man just give me like another week or two i'll be back in full swing i promise you just give me no i want to see you tonight oh whoa i don't know that we've ever had one move this fast yeah his eyebrows like shocked right now yeah well eyebrow yeah i'm not gonna look get your eyebrows. I'm going to look in your eyes and we're going to have

a good night. Wow. I don't even know that you need to ask. I feel like we have to leave the room. I know. I do want to get more details on what's going to happen later tonight. First, we got to ask, would you two like to go out on another date and we would pay for it if you would? Yeah, I'm cool with that. She's cool with it, but

listen, don't laugh at me when you see this, okay? I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. I'll burn my eyebrow off for you. No, no way. Don't do that. No. Getting into some weird kink territory now.

You can just shave it, too. Like, you don't need to burn it. Honestly, yeah. And you too. No, don't shave it all. You don't got to do that, baby. Listen, I made a mistake. It's all good.

Listen, you just go out of it. I want you to look pretty as you need to be. Oh. All right. You're making all of our listeners in relationships insecure about themselves. So you two are clearly a good couple. We'll send you out on another day.

We just need to get you off our phones. Yeah. We were not needed in this situation. I know. We seem to work the Band-A, that was it. He wouldn't answer me. I did need you guys. All right.

Well, we're happy that you two are together and you're going to meet up. It sounds like tonight. Give them the gift card ASAP, dude. Yeah. I think the plan tonight is some horizontal jujitsu. Yeah, if you know what I mean. No, no. That's what I meant.

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Listen to you're the problem with Yamanika on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I really hope they use our restaurant gift card towards a room by the hour hotel, because it sounds like they were ready to just get there quickly. Do we have any motel gift cards? Yeah. I've already, I've already personally used all of them, Jose. Sorry. I think it's going to be a day-long event for them. Yeah.

A lot of feelings coming up there. Dude, it's wild. I mean, I guess it's a pretty intimate. place to meet at a jitizu, you know, if you're grappling with somebody. Yeah, you're literally rolling around. Yeah, and you know you've got chemistry, then yeah. You know. They're definitely going to be making people uncomfortable at the next class when they're doing a grappling move that definitely was not taught by the instructor. That poor instructor. Why are they kissing on the mouth? I didn't know that was a self-defense.

And he's tapping. Yeah. Wow. I mean, they're the second date update update we're going to do in a couple of years, and they already have nine kids with twins on the way. Oh, my gosh. And they'll all be in karate. Yeah. So good for them. I'm glad it worked out. I don't know if I ever want to hear them to speak to each other ever again.

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