Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: Let's Van Gogh Out

Episode Date: April 17, 2024

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Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Second Date Update. On this show, we're a fan of unique first date ideas. Oh, for sure. We love them. And today's caller did something that I bet you Brooke has done or would totally do if she hasn't already.

Okay, what is it? Brooke, I'm not talking about that one time when you and your husband, Michael, invited me over after midnight. Oh. Okay? We're not going to get into that right now. We're never going to talk about that, Chuck. Oops.

Was I not supposed to bring it up? Sorry. Because what we need to do is focus on our listener, Vicky, today. Okay. Vicky, welcome to the show. Hi, guys. Dude, we are playing some jazzy music for you, Vicky. Uh-oh.

I like it. Look out, because after this, you might also get a 1 a.m. invitation. But tell us about the date and the guy that you met up with recently. What's his name? His name is Greg. Okay. Okay, Greg. Where'd you meet Greg?

So we met online about a month ago on a dating app. Okay. And I'm not going to toot my own horn, but I think I'm pretty good looking. I used to model. I was a Hooters calendar girl for a couple years as well. Did you say the Hooters calendar girl? Yes. Okay. I mean, when was the last time

they issued a Hooters calendar? I think they still do. They still do. Our calendar is updated. Our calendar in studio is outdated, so if you want to send a couple of those over here, we'll take a few off your hands. All right. So you look good in some tube socks.

I love it. Okay. Yes. And what did you like about Greg? He was pretty cute, but what I liked is that he was persistent. He kept trying to message me, but he also was very sweet. So he would send me every single morning it was like the morning beautiful every night's good night one of the you know okay now did you like that because

some girls don't there's girls that are like that's too much it wasn't too much it was very sweet but let me tell you i think one of the best qualities a man can have is thoughtfulness and he was very like thoughtful why did you bring up how attractive you are at the beginning of this? No, I didn't mean it. I don't mean it in a mean way. I mean, like, I'm glad you're really attractive. Are you saying that he should be grateful that he went out with you? I don't want to say that because it's like, I don't want to be mean,

but maybe a little bit out of my league. Wait. You're out of his league or he's out of yours? I said that. She said it backwards. He's in the minors. You're in the majors. I'm a little bit out of his league or he's out of yours? She said it backwards. He's in the minors. You're in the majors. I'm a little bit out of his league.

Okay. Now the Hooters statement is making more sense. Okay. Okay. Well, it's nice of you to give Greg a chance. What did you guys do? So have you guys seen like the TikTok challenge where you like paint each other? Oh, yeah.

Like the couples paint each other? No, yeah. I don't think so. I actually did this with my husband like six years ago. You painted each other? Like the couples paint each other? I actually did this with my husband like six years ago. No, no, but we had it draw off and we each got ten minutes to draw each other and you can't see

it until the reveal at the end. So you paint each other and then you reveal it at the end. Whoever wins keeps the... But they painted each other's bodies and then wrestled each other. Is that what you guys did? You painted each other's bodies and then wrestled each other afterwards. It was a little weirder.

Is that what you guys did? You painted each other's faces or portraits? No, we weren't painting no bodies. It was just we were painting on the little... Canvas. Yes, on the canvas. So we were painting on the canvas. We didn't show each other until the end. Okay.

All right. Because that's how the challenge works. You both secretly try and draw each other's faces. And then at the very end, there's a big reveal to see how you each like see each other. Basically how bad it is. Or how good it is. But it's interesting. That's the fun because it's probably going to be bad.

It's a lot of staring at each other in order to get that done. Did that make you feel comfortable? Yeah. Listen, I was fine with it and I thought it was fun. It was different. I feel like there's a lot of pressure when you go to dinner to, like, have full conversation the whole time. Okay. And this was your idea?

Yeah. And I, so I did a little bit of art in college, so my picture was decent. Okay. That's usually how it goes in the things. The girls are pretty good. How was Greg's painting? It was so bad. Yeah.

Like, I have, like, red hair, and I swear to God, I'm not even kidding, I resembled, like, Woody Woodpecker. Borderline offensive. Wow. Borderline offensive. What was your reaction when you saw it? I was like, okay, that's really bad. Like, we kind of laughed it off. That's good that you were

able to laugh. Okay, if you were really mad at him, then that's why he's not calling you back. It would have been fun if they were both good. Yeah! Okay, well that's, I mean overall, the painting sounded like a success in general. The day. Yeah, we, we like, you know, it was fine. So then we leave there

and then we went on a little stroll and there was like a street vendor. We shared a churro. Oh, okay. He bit one end, she bit the other. Lady in the Tramp style? No, like we just handed it back and forth to each other. Nothing crazy. Oh, okay.

So how did you guys leave it? So we left in our Ubers or whatnot. Same Uber or separate Ubers? I think she said separate. Oh, separate. Okay. But ever since since he's been acting so different like there's no more compliments no more sweet texts in the morning that's interesting good night well going back to the date night was there like did you end on a hug was there a kiss

like what was the level of romance it was like the typical like hug with the side cheek kiss it wasn't okay you know that's not terrible where are the paintings at do you keep them oh that's a good question alexis are they kindling i'm gonna be honest we were sitting for a second and we had them in a bag and i think we left them on unless you took them i don't have them well that's good you both at least you both didn't really care too much what what am I going to do with it? Like, come on. Oh, Raymond.

I know. It could have been a cute thing for your wedding day if this works out. Maybe he was really proud of his work and you insulted him. Do you know what I mean? Like, maybe he thought he did a real good job. Or she said it was really bad. I'm sure you knew that. I don't know.

I don't know. Men's egos get hurt in weird ways, man. Yeah, you're right about that. It was borderline offensive. Well, we'll call him. Don't say that. Even egos get hurt in weird ways, man. Yeah, you're right about that. It was borderline offensive. Well, we'll call him. Don't say that. Even her ego was hurt, bro. We're going to call him and ask him about it.

We're going to come back, do your second date update right after this. Second date update. Welcome back to second date update. And our listener, Vicky, actually gave me a great idea. Yeah, what was it? We should do a show hangout night where we all paint each other. Wow, I'm down.

Jose, will you paint me? I would love to paint you, bro. I'm just going to be wearing a Brooke and Jeffrey beaded necklace. Oh, no, hold on. With a bandana over my forehead and nothing else. You should have said all that before you asked. I don't think that we need to be there.

I think it's just between them. You guys are always into show bonding. What's not good about this? Yeah, I think it'd be great for you, too. I'm busy. We didn't even set a date, Alexa. That's too bad. I only bring it up because that's what Vicky did with her date, Greg, with their clothes on.

Not the bandana thing. They just painted each other's faces. Not like the French girl. She's confused because they haven't planned another one yet. And in her opinion, she is slightly out of Greg's league. But she's willing to still give him a chance. Isn't that nice, Brooke? It is nice.

Which no one asked. Brooke, you're also into charity. You've dated way down before. What do you have to say here to Vicky? You know, I don't know. Maybe he's just too nervous. Maybe he knows that he's out of his league, and some guys just automatically in their head are like,

oh, she hates me. I'm too ugly. And they write themselves off. He could think, oh, I can't take her on a regular date. What do I do next? I've never dated a model. Has that ever happened to you before, Vicky, where a guy is intimidated by you?

Yeah. That's why I kind of do dating apps because I feel like people get a little more brave behind their phone because I'll go out and the guys will stare at me, but nobody will come talk to me. I mean, I don't have any experience with something like that, but my best friend is drop-dead gorgeous. Is she single? Thank you, Brooke, for complimenting

me and calling me drop-dead gorgeous. me wow the compliments are just flying around the studio all morning today you know what let's bring this good energy into the phone call i'm gonna dial up greg we're gonna see what he has to say you ready vicky yep all right let's do it here we go Hello? Hey, we're looking to speak with Greg. This is he. Who's this? Hey, Greg. Good morning.

Hope I didn't interrupt your nap or anything, but we're a radio show. Oh, he laughed at that. Okay. Okay. Does that win something or something? No at that. Okay. Okay. Win something or something? No. Better. There is something. We're doing something called the Second Date Update, where we're trying

to help one of our listeners reconnect with you after you've been on one date with her before. It sounded like a great date. Her name is Vicky. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember Vicky. How do you remember her? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember Vicky. Okay. Hey, the art date, right? And how do you remember her?

Well, she's all right. You know, she's pretty. I feel like the date went all right. That's cool. Okay. All right. If she's, you know, in your words, all right, then why hasn't there been more interactions with her after the art date?

Yeah. Because we heard a lot about it. So, wait, you talked to her about it then? Well, yeah. We tried to get the review of the date from her first before we call you. And we're just, she's really confused. Like, she's trying to figure out why there hasn't been

any plans for a second meetup. I don't know, man. It's just not a lot of depth to her. Not a lot of depth? I you know not a lot of depth what do you mean by that like what were you expecting well she doesn't have a lot of interest

or hobbies or anything I was trying to ask her stuff like what do you do and she says she goes to work and then goes home

gets dinner then sometimes watches a show hangs out with her friends. Okay. That's not deep enough for Greg? I was trying to dig a little more. Do you go hiking or

do yoga or play an instrument or sports? No, I don't do any of that. Okay. But she took you on a cool date night. Oh, did she like art? That's why she did you guys at cool date night. Oh, did she like art? Is she, that's why she, did you guys hit art? It didn't seem like she was too into art.

So that's a turnoff for you that she doesn't have a lot of interests in general? Yeah, just wanted to have some sort of, you know, interest or hobbies that we could share. So wait, just because she's not interested now doesn't mean she couldn't be in the future. I mean, some people, it's hard. It's hard being an adult and like balancing it all, you know? Some people don't get hobbies until they're like in their 80s and 90s.

Why do you think crocheting was invented? I mean, yeah, I guess that's true. Yeah. And look, here's one hobby that I can tell you she does have that you might not know about. Yeah. And that's listening to our radio show and secretly being on the other phone line. You guys can both listen to that.

God, she's so cool. Eavesdropping on conversations that we're having with people. That is so interesting. That's really cool, right? Does Greg get it? Are you telling me she's been listening to this the whole time? Yeah. You're a smart one.

He is quick. Great. Wow. He's deep. Wow, Greg. Really? He's got one. He is quick. Great. Wow. Wow, Greg. Really? He's got depth. Really? Yeah. So there's Vicky, Greg.

You know what? You know why I didn't tell you what my quote hobby is? Oh. Greg, because my hobby is actually me. What? Your hobby? What? Oh, no.

Your hobby's you? Yeah. Let me explain. He's just sitting here telling you guys how pretty I looked that night. You think that was an accident? You think the magical fairy godmother just came into my house and she just, whoops, hit me in the head with a wand and just, I look like this? Yeah, go on.

That would be cool if that was an option. You tell him, queen. No, it's because making myself look good is my hobby. Okay. All right. Well, okay. I think we may have hit a sore spot here. You sound kind of mad, Vicky.

No, because it's ridiculous. I'm looking for a husband and I want to look good for my said husband. Do you think I have time to go hiking? Do you think there's time for that? Do you know how long it takes to get hair extensions put in or get your lashes done? It's hours. Yeah, but you have to do that every few weeks.

Greg, you didn't consider that her putting energy into herself could be her own interest and her own hobbies? I didn't and clearly that's negligence on my part. I mean, she's very adept at it. Greg's scared.

He's very scared right now. Well, she did come in hot. You know what? I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what, Greg. How about we go out. I'm not going to wear any makeup. I'm not going to do my hair.

Oh. Yes. So that we can have an in-depth conversation. You can see the real me. And we can actually spend some time together. And then you can decide if you'd like me to put that time into a hobby or you'd like me to put it into looking good for you. That sounds like a Brooke day with no makeup on. I feel like I'm kind of scared right now.

I feel like it didn't need to be said like that. For real. I think Greg just hung up the phone. No, Greg wants to go out with her still. Oh, you're still there. That was a good offer. Yeah. We're trying to help you, Greg.

That's a pretty sweet offer. What do you think about that, Greg? I'm fine if she still wants to put on a little bit of makeup. I mean, that's all right. Because Greg doesn't want you to give up your hobbies for him. You guys can never tell anyways. You can tell him you have it all. You won't know.

He supports you and your hobbies, Vicky. That's why he wants to see you again. He wants a little depth, but not enough that would sacrifice how hot you are. Okay. I see how it is, Greg. Very generous of him. Yeah. That's what every guy wants, right? Whatever makes her happy. Okay, I see how it is, Greg. Very generous of him. Whatever a guy wants, right?

Whatever makes her happy. Oh, God. Wow, what a sensitive, caring, understanding man you are, Greg. Oh, that's it. You're the type of person who deserves a second date paid for by a radio station. Oh, my God. And we're willing to pay for that date

if you want to see Vicky one more time. I mean, I didn't know what your hobby was But now that I know that your hobby is Your face and body Self care then sure That's a good label We'll call it self care So Vicky

You still up for meeting up with Greg Honestly I don't know You don't know I am so angry. It's not even funny. Hey, just show up looking like Gollum from Lord of the Rings. It'll be hilarious. How would he know, I mean, what it takes to look like Vicky?

No one would know. No, it's not that. It's him saying that there's nothing else there. Like, I just want you to know, I also graduated college top of my class. Like, I'm not some bozo girl. And she was top of the Hooters calendar. And I was. Listen, I am proud of that.

If you're going to be mad at anybody, you should be mad at Brooke. She was the one who was like, why are you even talking about how beautiful you are in the beginning of this call? Oh, yeah, it's her obsession. She's the one that said that she was. You don't appreciate her hobbies, Brooke. Why is women supporting women in appreciate her hobbies, Brooke. She was the one that said that... Why are women supporting women in this? Yeah, Jeff.

Yeah, Brooke. I just wanted to make sure it was clear that Greg was dating up, okay? They think everyone's beautiful on this show. That she was giving him a chance. Vicky, I am shocked and appalled about how this woman degraded you. I would love to hang out and we can talk about it. Don't degrade her at all. You tell Brooke.

Vicky? Yeah, how's that feel? Meet up with Greg just to rub it in Brooke's face. Vicky, I think you're fine. I mean, I still don't... Oh, just fine? Is that it? Fine?

That's all you're going to give her is fine? Okay, listen. I still don't agree that doing your eyelashes and getting extensions is a hobby, okay? I never will. Shut her mic off. Now you're offending Alexis. Vicky, what do you have to say? We're running out of time. One more date with Greg.

Don't listen to Brooke. She is clearly not a feminist. Agreed. I'll give him one last shot. Alright! There you go. Suck it, Brooke. Yeah. In your face.

Brooke wants a chicken. Give a shout out to your favorite man. What? You anti-feminist. What is happening? Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. You know, there's a famous saying, nothing brings people together like having a common enemy.

Why am I the enemy? I've done nothing wrong. Vicky and Greg found their common nemesis. Oh, my God. Brooke, the anti-feminist. Wow. Don't you ever say that again. Doesn't think that eyebrows can be a hobby.

Well, they're not a hobby, Jeff. They're not a hobby. For her, they are. Okay, a beauty, sure, can be an interest, but let's get a grip here. Let's pull it back. All right. It's happened more than a few times on our show where Brooke will say something and make somebody mad.

We're all being sarcastic, by the way. These are jokes that are coming from us. Although Greg, who knew he was in trouble, definitely jumped on the bandwagon and was like, yeah, she doesn't believe in you. She hates your hobbies. So you can imagine how that conversation is going to go between them on their second date.

And for the record, because I've dated a lot of of you if makeup and beauty is your hobby keep it up okay oh god that sounds terrible no i told a girl once she looks better without makeup and she's like it took me two hours to do this why would you tell me to not wear it yeah it's tough i have to be a feminist things like that make me not like men but make sure to follow our podcast at brooke and jeffrey wherever you get yours, and you can email the show. We'll call that person who's not calling you back. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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