Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: Lighter Tricks

Episode Date: October 19, 2021

Austin and Tanya met on Tinder and on their date her impressed her with some lighter tricks. She said the words "I don't know if I can trust myself with you" but even after their fiery night she's not calling him back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Hi, I'm Ed Zitron, host of the Better Offline podcast. And this January, we're going to go on the road to beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada, to cover the Consumer Electronics Show, tech's biggest conference. Better Offline CES coverage won't be the usual rundown of the hottest gadgets or biggest trends, but an unvarnished look at what the tech industry plans to sell or do to you in 2025.

I'll be joined by David Roth of Defector and the writer Edward Ongueso Jr. With guest appearances from Behind the Bastards Robert Evans, It Could Happen Here's Gare Davis, and a few surprise guests throughout the show. Listen to Better Offline on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever else you get your podcasts from. We got a guy on the phone for a second date update today named Austin. And Austin went out with a celebrity. Ooh, for real? He didn't say who in the email, but... Because you can when you date celebrities. That's what makes it cool. I'm going to take a guess and go

again with Paula Deen. What? Why always her? Well, somebody's got to be dating her. I don't know. Let's find out. Austin, you bagged the butter queen? No, I did not go out with a celebrity chef, especially not Paula Deen.

I think she's married to Jimmy Deen. I'm 0 for like 80 on those guesses. Was it a celebrity high enough where you had to sign an NDA and that's why you can't say their name? To be clear, it was actually someone that looked like a celebrity. They weren't actually a celebrity. Oh. Okay.

I was like, ooh, the Olsen twins. So they look like Paula Deen. Yeah, there we go. So tell us about the girl that you want us to call. What is her name? So her name is Tanya. Okay, and how'd you meet her? Met her through Tinder.

Perfect. And she, on Tinder, she was, like, gorgeous, like, 10 out of 10. And I think she kind of looks like Khaleesi, like, from Game of Thrones. Oh, is she the really super blonde one that looks, like, almost, like, albino? Blonde, hot, blue eyes, mother of dragons, like, smoking. Okay. Jose immediately thinks you were catfish. I don't know if you heard that.

Yeah, anytime it's like a 10 out of 10, it's too good to be true on Tinder, bro. I'm sorry. The hot girls don't need Tinder. I mean, that's definitely what I thought, too. But, you know, I pictured her on that dragon, and I was like, I just got to go for it. So? I understand. All right. too but you know i pictured her on that dragon and i was like i just gotta go for it so i understand all right so you asked her out and you met up yeah yeah so we went on a date at a bar i got there first and then like she walks in and she's wearing this dress that is just like so form-fitting

it's so hot dude you hit the jackpot i know but all of a sudden were you super nervous did it like change your feeling about the date well i mean she sat down right and i just like immediately i had to be like you look just like kalisi like i don't know if you ever heard that before i brought a picture out like for my phone and showed her and she like laughed she was like never been told that before you're so sweet thank god that that's a beautiful celebrity that you're comparing her to. How was she besides hot, though? Like, what about her did you like? Is there anything else, Brooke, honestly?

Oh, come on. Yes. If you want to, like, date someone, there has to be more. Oh, boring. What'd you guys bond over? I'm a personal trainer, so we kind of got to talk about fitness. She was into fitness. I'm sorry.

Why am I not surprised? No, you're hot too then. Now we get it. I mean, I don't want to brag and say I'm hot, but I could tell she was into me. How can you tell that? Just licking her lips? Something like that, right? I mean, something like that look in her eyes. I could definitely tell she was into me, but I wanted to make sure. Okay. So I have this kind of trick I do with the Zippo lighter.

Like one of those metal lighters? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can tell this is going somewhere I'm really going to like. I'm being sarcastic. What did you do? I can do a couple little things. I can put this little fireball in my hand. I can actually put a little bit of the gas in my mouth and spit fire.

I've seen that. We all have. We've all been 19 before. I used to love my Zippo. Dude, chicks love it. They're always so impressed. And this is definitely, you know, not for amateurs. You've got to know what you're doing here. Yeah.

It's true. I mean, those sixth graders are really impressed by that stuff. You've got to love those sixth grade girls. How does this prove whether she likes you or not? You make it a fireball in your hand. I mean, it can tell if she already likes me, but like, when I brought this out before, I totally feel the deal. Oh, so if there's any question,

if she was hesitating, she'd be like, you guys, tell all of her girls about the Zippo man. Watch me burp fire now let's go back home. You guys get it. Oh my god, did it work? I mean, she does.

Hey, sounds like a dude. Yeah, I know that noise. So I invited her back over to my place. And, like, she's about to say yes. And then she's kind of, like, reluctant. And I'm like, what's up? What's going on? And she said, I don't trust myself with you.

Oh, dude, that's, like, the best thing a girl can say to you. It's not. It's such a lie. It's all you turned me on so much. I don't trust myself. I had the perfect line back. I was like, hey, I don't trust myself with you either. And that's a good thing.

Oh, look at you firing back. I'm guessing that didn't work. No, it did work. Are you kidding? No, no, no. We got in the lift. We went back to my place. Oh, you did? So you don't trust each other, it did work. Are you kidding? No, no, no. We got in the lift and we went back to my place. Oh, you did?

Oh, wow. So you don't trust each other and you instantly went to your place. I like how not trusting each other is literally just saying, let's go hook up. Yeah, we're not going to fight this anymore.

Yeah. All right, so how did things go back at your place? Things went really, really well. We had fun. Play Twister? We did something like Twister. Hey!

Oh, my God. Twister went around. Okay. But did, I mean, had fun um play twister it is something like twister okay but did i mean did something awkward or weird happen or something because she's not calling you back man nothing i can think of like it was like a smooth sailing she was into me i was into her but yeah now she's not responding dude this sounds weird but do you think she used you? That's not weird. That happens all the time. Really? I always hear the other way around, but not hot girls. I mean, she could have. I mean, I'm definitely good looking enough for that, but I really like her, so I'm kind

of disappointed. Okay. Yeah, you were thinking of more. That's good. All right, Austin. Well, let's find out. We're going to play a song, do a couple fire tricks, come back, and then we'll call Tanya for you and try and get you your second date update, okay? Oh, man, that's great.

All right, hold on. Hey, Austin. Hey. I really want to do this second date update, but I just don't know if I can trust myself with you on the phone. Oh, my gosh. What a liar. I mean, I get that a lot. I'm the phone. Oh, my gosh. What a liar. I mean, I get that a lot.

I'm really serious. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my God. You won me over. That's right. Girls do always say that. Oh, yeah. I only read it once, so that's why I got it.

It's like the only classy way to say, yo, I want your junk. If you're just tuning in, Austin met Tanya on Tinder. And they met up at a bar where he did some fire tricks with a lighter. And she told him, I don't know if I can trust myself with you. And he was like, I don't know if I can trust myself with you. And before you know, they ended up hooking up. And ever since then, though, she's stopped talking to him. Now they really don't trust each other.

Yeah, there's zero trust now. Like, not in a good way anymore. Yeah, I mean, that's the problem. She really won't call me back now. I mean, the way you described it is everything went just perfect. It did. Are you sure? I'm absolutely sure.

I mean, she hooked up with me on the first date. What else do you want? Yeah, I can't really do more. I don't know. Maybe you weren't that good in bed. Have you ever thought of that, Austin? Ooh, don't hurt his ego. All right, I'm sorry.

You got to shut your mouth right now. That is not an issue. We'll find out, won't we, Austin? Yeah. Maybe we should ask Tanya where the issue lies. We're going to dial her phone number right now and try and get your second date update, okay? That's great. Okay, here we go.

Hello? Hi, can I speak to tanya please this is she hey tanya how you doing my name is young jeffrey i work on the radio show brooke and jeffrey in the morning you have a moment to talk yeah i guess oh what am i like on the air yeah you are oh my god jeffrey no i'm she sounds cute hi tanya hi oh wow okay i wasn't expecting this all of the men in the room need to calm themselves i am okay sorry uh we wanted to talk with you, Tanya. Okay. Can we talk with you? Why? I talked with you, huh?

Is this your first time talking to a woman? Can we hang up and go back? Tanya. Brooke, you do this one. Tanya. Tanya, a person you recently went out on a date with called us to get a hold of you because apparently you're not calling him back. Oh, no. Okay.

Who is it? His name is Austin. Oh, no. Gross. What? Gross? No way. Oh, my God.

He is going to die when he hears that. What makes you say gross? Well, at first I was into him or whatever, but, like, I'm not anymore. Is there something that changed? Because his description of the date, everything was perfect. Yeah, he told us everything that happened that night. He told you, like, everything? I mean, pretty much everything. He said you guys went to a bar, he did some cool lighter tricks for you,

and got you back to his place where you guys apparently had a really good time. Oh God. Yeah. I guess all that's right or whatever, but like afterwards things happen and I'm really not okay with it. Like things in the bedroom happened or things the morning after. No,

he just like, after that, he just like really crossed the line and made me realize he's like a total asshole. Whoa. That's a total asshole. Whoa. That's a strong word. Really? What did he do?

So my sister sends me a text, like, a few days later with a screenshot of Austin's Instagram profile. Okay. And she's like, do you know this guy? And I was like, well, yeah, I went on a date with him a couple days ago. And she told me he's been blowing up her profile. What? Like, liking all her photos leaving heart emojis on her pics like flirty comments and stuff so wait on your on your sister's instagram

profile yeah on my sister's instagram profile not mine wait he's hitting on your sister yeah did he find her through your social media pages is that that how he found her? I mean, that's what I'm assuming, yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. That is gross. Why would he do that? Hold on. Is he, like, complimenting overly, or is he just liking a lot?

Because he could just be nice because you're her sister. Oh, no. The comments were not acceptable. They were not appropriate. Whoa. Like, what? What did he say? Stuff like, nobody should be able to look this

hot and then like leaving three heart emojis afterwards i mean sounds pretty innocent to me i don't know what the problem is there that's crossing even like called her like so during the date i'm not sure if he told you this like he said that i look like calise or denaris in the game of thrones series i thought that was really sweet or whatever, but then he said the same thing on one of her profile pics. Oh, no! Well, you are siblings, so you probably look alike. Yeah, but come on. Come up with something else.

I'm with you, Tanya. That's ridiculous. I would be pissed. Yeah, yeah. That's what I said. Like, it's gross. Well, maybe we should ask him directly, because, Tanya, we didn't tell you this,

but Austin's been on the other line listening and he wants to talk to you. Oh, my God. Shut up. He is not. Yeah, he is. Are you serious? Oh, God. Austin?

Hey, boo. Oh, my God. Don't call me that. That's gross. You're so gross. That was hard. How are you doing? What? Have you been listening to the call, Austin? I mean, yeah, I've been listening to the call. How are you doing?

Have you been listening to the call, Austin? I mean, yeah, I've been listening to the call. I'm like, she's totally off her game right now. I don't know what she's talking about. Oh, my God. That is such crap. Like, I have proof. Wait, are you are you saying, Austin, that you didn't comment on her sister's page? I mean, I comment on her sister's page, but like was just, like, being friendly and, like, supportive.

Like, I don't know. That's not, no. That is just bull. Absolute crap. Comments that you left sound like you wanted to hook up with her, and you probably do, but that's not, like, you went on a date with me. I'm not trying to hook up with her, but, like, yeah, I mean, those comments are, like, I think something anyone would want for their sibling, you know?

What? Like, maybe you'd be cool if, like, someone like me, like, dated someone like her. I'm not saying it would be me, like oh dude i'm so confused oh my god so theoretically so austin you think that somebody leaving like heart emojis and saying how hot someone looks that's a very nice and friendly thing to say not a sexual thing like i would love if like chicks did that for me doesn't mean like you should be jealous of them no oh my god you are such a mistake do you have a brother do you even understand what that would like feel like i'm with her for sure like if she left those comments on your brother's page you'd be cool yeah i mean like i don't know if like maybe like you're just

like insecure about like this i mean i feel like oh man you gas lighting mfr what is wrong with you okay okay hold on austin maybe you have a chance to redeem yourself tell me this who's hotter no you can there's a right answer here no no who's hotter austin tanya or a sister do not answer. There's no way you could answer it right. There's like season one and season like eight of like Khalid, you know? Season one and season two. It's a progression. Which season is Tanya?

Tanya's like season eight. Like she's riding on the dragons. Like she's a badass right now. Oh, dang. Tanya's hardcore. Does that make you feel better, Tanya's like season eight. Like she's riding on the dragons. Like she's a badass right now. Oh, dang. Tanya's hardcore. Does that make you feel better, Tanya? You're season eight, Khaleesi. I mean, I don't know, man.

What is he going to say next? Like he's also eyeing my mom and she's like at the end. I'm like, what are, like, look, I'm just going to, I'm going to block him. I'm going to have my sister block him. And I'm going to call up my mom and make sure she blocks him. Oh, my God. You may want to talk to your cousins and stuff too at this rate.

I mean, even your dad. God, phone tree that s***. Austin, you screwed up, dude. I guess it's like you're too insecure to handle often. You just sleep next to your little Zippo lighters and do what you need to do,

but that's ridiculous. We'll sleep next to something. We'll be Zippo lighters and do what you need to do. But that's ridiculous. We'll sleep next to something. We'll be Zippo lighters. Thank you, honey. Oh, you used the honey. Wow, this is ending well. Speaking of lighters, I'm feeling a little fire here. So this feels like the right time to ask.

Tanya, would you be willing to go on another date with Austin? We'll pay for it. You couldn't pay me to go out with him on another date oh we tried yeah shocking simon i'm just gonna hit your sister i'll let you know right now thanks hon but both of us are way too classy for that crap i mean i wouldn't be too sure she's definitely a kind of girl with false or fire trick i know that hey it wasn't me falling for anything. I thought you were a sweet, nice guy, and I was

just one of them. Big mistake. Mistake on both our parts, I guess. It's funny that you say it's like it's a big mistake, because that's not what you were screaming when you were at my house. Oh, God. Hey, you know what? That's fair. You're a one-and-done man. That's all. I like you, Tanya.

Well, no second date for you, Austin. I'm sorry. I mean, that doesn't matter. Whatever. I'll be out with her sister by the weekend. Well, if that doesn't work out, you can always slide into my DMs. Leave some comments on there, okay, bro? Always falling for a fire trick, Jeffrey.

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More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will too. Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help.

That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app,

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. look at what the tech industry plans to sell or do to you in 2025. I'll be joined by David Roth at Defector and the writer Edward Ongueso Jr. with guest appearances from Behind the Bastards Robert Evans, It Could Happen Here's Gare Davis, and a few surprise guests throughout the show. Listen to Better Offline on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever else you get your podcasts from.