Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: Mewing Good In The Neighborhood

Episode Date: September 15, 2023

One of our listeners tried to cover up an embarrassing moment by saying she had something in her teeth but what she was actually caught doing was way more embarrassing than that!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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who was unfairly shamed by a shallow, superficial man who got all judgy just because when they went out to the restaurant, she put some of the table's olive oil directly on her face to moisturize. You remember that one? And he thought that was weird for some

reason. Well, I mean, it is. At dinner time. In public. But it's okay. We take weird And he thought that was weird for some reason. Well, I mean, it is at dinner time. Yeah. No. In public. But it's okay. You know, we take weird here. I bet her skin is still glowing.

Yeah. We're jealous of how beautiful she is. Shockingly, she is back with us again today. Probably moister than ever before. Claire, welcome back to the show. Hey, thanks for having me. I always just want to call you olive oil cute nickname i rarely ask this claire but what kind of feedback did you get from your friends and your family after they heard it when it aired they're just like wait

you do that like that's a thing that you actually do and i was just like yeah okay a little surprise yeah but you're back with us again today i think it's a fair question on my part just right off the bat to ask yeah did you do the exact same thing this time because we might be able to tell you right away why you're not getting a call no i learned my lesson i don't do that in public anymore i do that at home only she used marinara this time okay you. You still do it, though? Yes. No, olive oil is supposed to be good for you.

Oh, okay. It's natural, yeah. You're right. It needs oil. The dinner table. Who's the new guy that you met? His name is Catan. That's a cool name.

Cool. Like the settlers of Catan? I hate that game. Oh, yeah. It's too hard. We met online. So there was no olive oil. But the problem is I forgot to do my mewing before the date.

And so. What did you just say? Your what? Your viewing? My mewing? Mewing. Yeah. Like mew mew like a cat or?

No, no, no, no. It's a beauty thing. Like it's all over TikTok. What do you, what is it? What do you, it's all over TikTok? What do you do? Yeah, I've never heard of it. It helps like shape your jawline and make you like, you know.

Oh, that's what you're saying. It's like contouring? No, that's what you're saying. It's like contouring? No, it's like you're saying it. Like essentially you're building your muscles in your face. Yeah, like you place your tongue like flat against the roof of your mouth, not touching your teeth. Okay. And then you like close your mouth and you just kind of hold it for like 10 seconds. I do it like 40 times a day.

Everyone is trying it right now. Oh my God, guys, we all look so hot. I'm looking around the room. No, you don't do it like 40 times a day everyone is trying it right now oh my god guys we all look so hot i'm looking around the room and don't do it to look hot it helps make you like over time yeah it's like you can see that sexy cute jawline so wait a minute something sour you think missing one day of your jaw exercises is what threw the whole date off well she said she was doing it on the date no she said she missed it before the date. Isn't that what you said? Yeah, clarify.

Yeah, I forgot to do it before the date, so I just kind of did it at the table while we were talking and waiting on food. Okay. So you saw you moving your mouth weird, maybe. Well, the thing is, Claire, we know you, and we respect you and get the beauty secrets. But why aren't you just waiting?

On a first date date the average guy might find it a little bit confusing i'm obsessive like if it's on my mind i have to do it like i'm upset like okay what did he say when you were doing that at the table i mean i didn't tell him that's what i was doing you know i didn't want another situation like last time so i just told him i had something in my teeth but at the same time if you were at a really nice place like a fancy restaurant that might be something that would actually gain you brownie points they would think that you were cooler sexier seeing you mew out in public all the in people know where were you uh we were at applebee's actually i'm sure that people were like Is that Gwyneth Paltrow?

She over there What is Applebee's offering these days? I don't even know So we got the 2 for $25 deal There it is That is a deal So that comes with a 6-pound steak And like two-size salads Clutch

Yum Oh damn My best friend worked at Applebee's I spent so much time there But not a lot of money. It's so cheap. I love it. You got to eat good in that neighborhood.

Yeah, that's what you do. Well, that's a fun date. It's not too much pressure. Yeah. Like, how was, like, the actual date part? I thought it went great. We enjoyed the food. We had a good conversation, you know?

And, like, I don't know. I paid for the dinner because I felt like I should. Why did you feel like you should? Because I asked him out, and it was just like, here's my treat. Oh, nice. That makes sense. I like that. You've got a lot of things working in your favor right now.

What was the end like? What was his vibe? It was good. We got some dessert. We had some sugar dusted donut dippers. Oh, that sounds so good. I want a good apple. And it was cute.

We dipped each other donuts. You fed each other? And it was cute. We dipped each other donuts. You fed each other? Aw. Not aw. We fed each other donuts. And we had like a cute kiss by the car. Oh, you did have a kiss. Wow.

Yeah. This is the best Applebee's date I think we've ever heard on this show. And powdered donut kisses. I mean, these were like the sweetest kisses. With those chiseled jawlines, too. Oh, yeah. Going at each other. I really do wonder what went wrong then.

Yeah, how long has it been since that date happened? It's been about a week. And you haven't heard from him at all? No. Huh. I don't know. I thought we had a great conversation. We bonded over pets and all that kind of stuff.

You're the one that asked him out on the first date, so then it's on him to initiate the second date, you know? Yeah. Sounds like you guys were mewing good in the neighborhood, but maybe that's not the case. We're going to come back, call him, and try and figure it out when we do your second date update right after this. Thanks, guys. Second date update. Today, we really are fancy like Applebee's.

Hand-feeding each other sugar-glazed donut dippers, sharing a giant raspberry blue lemonade, two straws, one not being used because she's too busy mewing at the table. But if you're just joining us, we have Claire, a returning second dater on the phone, who went out with a guy

named Catan recently, and she was mewing during their date at Applebee's. Which, if you didn't know, mewing is a beauty exercise that you might find on TikTok, where you press your tongue up against the roof of your mouth, keep your lips closed to help define your jawline more. Every time you describe

it, I have to do it. Is that weird? I think everyone in their car is doing it. You wonder what it takes, but Claire did get a kiss at the end of the night. With all that mewing going on, though, she may have been puckered up the whole date. So who knows? Katan probably thought she was trying to go for the first kiss as soon as the appetizers came. We're going to find out for sure here.

That would be a good thing, Jeff. On my day, hey, puck her up, girl. I don't know. PDA and Applebee's seems a little much. That's on par. But we're going to find out here in just a minute. Claire, how are we doing? I'm doing okay.

Okay. I mean, you've been through this before. You know what to expect. And it can't be worse than the last time you were on with us, right? Yeah. Is that the hopeful speech I should have given? Yeah. I mean, I'm sure that's what she thought the last time she came on the show.

She was like, oh, how bad could it really be? Oh, okay. But she's self-aware this time. Yes. I think you were really careful on this date to try not to do anything or say anything that might like set off alarm bells right so let's see what he has to say ready yeah i think so okay here we go calling him right now Hello? Hey, is this Ketan? This is Ketan.

Who's this? Hey, Ketan. We're a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Hey, Ketan. Hi. Hey. I like your name. It's the voice of radio people.

Are you real busy right now? Is this a bad time? No, I got a minute what's going on okay good because this is the only time that we have so as i asked the question i thought i shouldn't know yeah you know are we gonna call them back in a few days no um but we're doing something called second date update where we try and help out our listeners who've gone out with someone but they're not getting a call back and you recently went out with a woman named claire right i did okay okay what'd you think yeah uh oh claire's cool you know like uh she took me out to applebee's yeah we we heard a little bit about your date applebee's and a kiss in the parking

lot there's a lot of positives that seemed to come from it. Oh, and donuts. You guys had donuts. Yeah. We know so much. We know a lot about it. The part that we don't know is why you aren't calling her back for a second date. That's it.

Oh, yeah, like, she's great. She's a good-looking girl. I actually like her. Oh. And it was just a kind of weird date. Weird good? I mean, those are all positives you her. Oh. And it was just a weird date. Weird good? I mean, those are all positives, you said. Yeah.

It's hard to describe. Like, for a pretty girl, she just gets a lot of food in her teeth. I don't know what to make of that. For a pretty girl? Yeah. It is true, though. I can never remember one pretty girl having food in their teeth ever. I don't know.

Is that a thing? I didn't realize I ever had food in my teeth until i met my husband and he kept pointing it out all the time i was like what am i just like a walking buffet up here i'm laughing because i'm like beautiful women never have food at brooks like i always have i mean were you seeing the food in her teeth yeah well i'm not yeah that's the thing i think she's like a little self-conscious about it or something because she wouldn't let me see she would always like keep her her mouth closed but she would always be like clearly getting food out of her teeth with her tongue but that's not a reason not to call somebody back right i i don't know have you

ever sat across from somebody that's just cleaning their teeth with their tongue for like an hour? I could see that if it doesn't stop. Yeah, it'd be hard to focus on like the conversation you were having if that was going on. Well, there's no conversation if they're cleaning their teeth, right? Yeah, that's just you. Even if you're in the middle of a sentence and somebody's going to town on their own mouth. Yeah, well, there'd be spurts and we would talk, but then, like, I would ask a question and then she would be not answering. So it's this awkward silence of her just cleaning her teeth.

It wasn't just one time, like one period of this? This was throughout the entire night? Yeah, the whole time at the table, at least. Oh, okay. Yeah, that is bad. Yeah. And then we kissed at the end of the night and all I was thinking was,

is there still food in there? You going, you need some help with that, girl? Let's get some dessert over here. Ooh, I taste donuts. Alright, let's not pile on. That's not what it is.

It's a miscommunication. It is. And we can clear up all the miscommunications by just putting you in touch with Claire right now. Because she's on the other line listening to this conversation. Oh, no. She's on the line? Yeah. Possibly mewing at the moment.

Oh, sorry. Possibly cleaning some food out of her teeth in the moment but claire you there yeah i'm here okay oh i think you owe him a little explanation yeah it might be safe okay i was not cleaning my teeth the whole night i'm sorry i i lied to you you lied about cleaning your teeth? Yeah. I was worried you'd judge me. Honestly, at the table, I was mewing.

You were what? Mewing. You know? Like a cat? No. Claire, why do you keep bringing this up as if it's a common thing? No one knows what you're talking about. I'm like, does no one watch TikTok?

Does no one like keep up with trends? I don't understand how no one knows what this is. Your algorithm is different than ours. Why don't you just explain to Catan what it is so that he can get it too. Okay, so basically it's like to shape your jaw and like get it snatched you just like keep your jaw shut you push your tongue to the roof of your mouth and lay it flat and then you just hold it for like 10 seconds at a time what do you think of that katan sounds pretty sexy what why why would you do that on a date? Normally I wouldn't, but I actually forgot to do it earlier that day,

and I do it like 40 times a day. Oh! I just want to hear from Catan what her jawline is like. Yeah. I mean, is it snatched? Snatched is good, right? Yeah, yeah. Okay.

Yeah, Claire's a beautiful girl. I did not particularly just because of her jawline. I think she's just a really beautiful girl. She's really nice. Okay, that doesn't come just naturally. She needs to do some work for that, okay? That's what she was doing. I thought that would prove that Claire doesn't even have to do these.

You're beautiful as you are. Nah, it doesn't happen like that. No, it takes work. Really? Guys always say that. Like, oh, you look so perfect. Like, whatever, you don't need to do anything. No, that's not true. You want to date a beautiful woman? Like, oh, you look so perfect. Like, whatever, you don't need to, like, do anything. No, that's not true.

You want to date a beautiful woman? Like, it's hard. Okay. Makeup and mewing. And olive oil. Don't forget the olive oil. He doesn't know about that. But, Catan, would you like to apologize for calling her beautiful the way that she is?

Well said, Jeffrey. She was asking for it all. She clearly did not like that. She liked it a lot. Yeah, I guess I don't get it, Claire. It just looks odd if you're, it looks like you're cleaning your teeth. Yeah. I'm sorry, I just, I feel better when I'm doing my beauty regimens and I'm wearing makeup.

I mean, Alexis Brooke, I've seen pictures of you without makeup. Do you feel better when you're wearing makeup, like more like yourself? Yeah, well, Claire, I feel like you're judging me now. I'm not offended. I mean, definitely I look better with makeup. I speak on behalf of Brooke, too. That's what you're saying, right, Claire? They look beautiful in those pictures online

with all the makeup on. Yeah. Okay. Or they're trying too hard, ladies. Okay. It just threw me off a little bit. I don't really know what to do with that. I've never experienced that. I'm like,

am I weird for thinking that's weird? Yeah, let's go with that. Good, Jeff. Let's go with Catan, you're the weird one. And the way to make up for your weirdness is by just agreeing to take her out on another date that we will pay for. Hey.

And Claire, can we just agree right now that you'll get the mewing out of the way before the date starts this time? Oh, my God. Yeah, okay. I promise to not do any beauty regimens at the table. Okay. Finally learned your lesson. I see.

Katan? I'm down. And if you missed your mute, we'll do it together, but only for like a couple minutes, and then we can... There's a but only for like a couple minutes. There's a good guy. Only a couple minutes and we have elbow stretches to worry about.

He's going to be a mu-off. Your dog's going to look so good. Yay, way to go. Our jawline couple. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. So many texts coming in to 7592 from people who caught themselves mewing in the car while going to work or dropping their kids off at school. I'm not going to lie. After Brooke mentioned it, I had to do it, too.

I've been doing it the whole time. I thought she was weird when she first told us, but then I can't stop. Yeah. I get it. Your jawline, Brooke. I can already tell. I know. I have a good jawline to start with. I mean, this thing is going to be able to wrestle somebody to the ground soon.

I just went from three chins to two. I think we accidentally made this an even bigger trend than it ever should have been. So good for us. Yeah. There's even a few people who mentioned when you mew, do your eyes automatically go up? Because mine do. Mine don't. No. I can look anywhere.

Really? No. Wow. Just perfect body control. I guess we should be talking about how cute the couple is, right? Yeah, we should. Yeah, we're just talking about us this whole time. But look, she wasn't able to get a date the first time she was on our show, but she did get one the second. Yeah! Don't give up on us!

If Miss Olive Oil Mew Mew can do it, then you can do it too. Email the show. We'll call that person who isn't calling you back. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Join late night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews, and more.

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You had to grab the lamp and smash it against the walls. And then I decided I wanted to tell my own story. Listen to Crumbs on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.