Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: Missing Date

Episode Date: December 25, 2023

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Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Second Date Update. The world is filled with strange events and occurrences that just can't be explained. Oh, for sure, yeah. Like, how did they build the pyramids in Egypt? Oh, seriously.

Where is the lost city of Atlantis? Yeah, I want to find it. And what does the tooth fairy do with all those children's teeth? It's kind of creepy. It's true. Does she, like, grind them into powder? I don't know.

Does she sell them as a secret ingredient in Coca-Cola? Mm, that makes sense. We may never know. And now there's another bizarre mystery future historians will be debating for centuries to come. What really happened at the end of scott's first date why does scott not know i don't know either but he emailed the show hoping we can help him figure out some of the answers he's on with us right now what's up scott

you big fan of coke well not now it's a strong opening, Jeffrey. We'll get to your strange mystery in just a second. But first, what's the name of the girl you went out with? Brianna. Brianna, okay. How'd you meet her? Instagram, actually. She was the one who DM'd me first.

And I don't really even know how she found me. I mean, because this girl, she was amazing. Don't ask questions. That's all right. What hashtags are you using on your photos? Because I think a lot of guys want to know. I have to look some of them up. I don't even know which ones I use.

What was it that you liked about Brianna? I mean, she seemed fun. I mean, they just kind of came through the pictures. I mean, she's fun. She's flirty. Well, right. If he's hitting you up on DM first, she's definitely flirty. He's like, I liked her because she was interested. She's not flirty. She's like, you and me are dating now.

Well, I mean, she was pretty convincing with this first text she sent me. She sent along a photo. Wow. It was a photo of her wearing just a sweatshirt. She knows how to do this. She's been doing this before. This isn't her first time.

That photo's from like a year ago. She's just reaching out. Yeah, exactly. 20 guys have seen it. She's running some sort of like how to DM 101 on the side. She's classy. Okay, so you ended up going out with her then?

Yes, I did. She was really hot. She looked amazing. Oh, she was who she said she was? Because it sounded like a catfish from the first second. It was. It was her. She was really hot. She looked amazing. Oh, she was who she said she was? Because it sounded like a catfish from the first second. It was. It was her. She matched the photos. Congratulations.

Big congratulations. Matched the photos like the same sweater with no pants on underneath it? Just Donald Duck in it? Yeah. That would have been clever. But yeah, it was her, her smile, her everything. That was her. That's great.

So how was your connection? I mean, it was her, her smile, her everything. That was her. That's great. So how was your connection? I mean, it was pretty instant. I mean, Instagram, it was instant. Boom. Okay. Wow. She's like, we're at the bar, and our table gets ready near the bar. And she's like, okay, let's do some shots.

I'm like, I barely know you, but you're gorgeous, so let's do it. And we did it. He's just going on for the ride. I usually don't do shots until the third day. I like how you don't give in to peer pressure. That's good. Okay. Well, I mean, look, it was instant chemistry, right?

She's like rubbing my leg after a few drinks, and she says, Hey, you live near here? And I said, Yeah. I was very eloquent. That's good. There you were. Good line back. What language is that?

Beautiful. She's like, I want to go back to your place. I'm like, we can make that happen. So I take her back to my place, had some wine, gave her the quick tour because, again, I don't have that big of a place. So it was not a very long, lengthy tour. But we made it all the way back to my couch. And we started making out on my couch and then she leads me to my bedroom because it's good that we took the tour she knew right where to go oh my god this chick exactly what you just said

knows what she's doing she dm'd you first she sent you a half naked pic she was aggressive on the date got you drunk at a certain point that's a red flag. I mean, if you want more than a relationship. I mean, it just sounds like to me she just wanted a quick one night of fun. Actually, it was even less than that because all of this, everything happened in about a span of an hour and a half. Oh! So she just needed some. Doesn't that set off any alarms in your head, though, when this really attractive girl suddenly is like immediately taking you back to your place? Unless he's really hot.

Or she's just like, I don't know, maybe she has a bad ex-boyfriend she needs to get over. You know? Brooke, stop projecting every time. I'm just saying. Like that's, he happened to be the target that night. Look, this is a dream come true, Jeffrey, so that would be a red flag. It is. So let's get back to the good dream.

Tell us more. She's leading you back to the bedroom. What happens next? And go very slow when describing. Okay. All right. This is like good radio, right? Oh, yeah.

So takes me back to my bedroom. She then tells me, I want to do something special for you. Oh. I'm like, oh, okay. She says, it's going to be a surprise so i'm gonna need you to wait in the bathroom to wait in the bathroom i'm nervous well and again at this point i'm not really questioning anything coming out of her mouth i just say yes yes and yes

oh my god and it is the perfect stranger in your apartment. I know, I know, I know. I wasn't thinking that way. I mean, I'm in there in the bathroom and I don't hear that much going on. I don't hear anything. So I'm like, okay, so I wait there seven minutes and I said, hey, can I come out? Are you ready? You're like trapped in the bathroom. Seven minutes is a

long time to stand by yourself somewhere. But she's probably putting on a sexy outfit or something for me. It takes you seven minutes? How complicated is this? The really strappy ones. Yeah, and a lot of hooks, and you don't know what's going on there. Seven minutes is a long time to stay in anywhere when you're normal, but when you're in the mood that he was in, that's an eternity.

Imagine a latex bodysuit. How long would that take? Maybe she's stuck in Spanx in the bedroom. What's happening? I don't hear any answers, so I leave the bathroom. And I realize that she is gone. And I'm going like, is she all right? But then I'm like, wait a second.

I check for my wallet. It's still there. My valuable is still there. She didn't take anything? No, she didn't take anything. I was confused. I was really like. That's creepy creepy now it's

weird where did she go do you know i do not know it is a mystery it seemed like she's almost blocked i can't even find her profile i don't know what i did she deleted it plus you're still in that frisky mood so what do you do next well i texted her nothing. No, no, no. With your mood. What did you do? Jeffrey, nobody cares. You can't talk about that. Don't answer that. Look at this little cheeky guy over here. I was feeling blue.

So you texted her nothing? I texted her nothing. I called her nothing. It sounds like some power game she was playing. See how far she can get him to, like... Or she got a weird text or something while there. I don't know, but why wouldn't you announce that you were leaving?

Like, you left a guy alone in the bathroom. What's going through your head, Scott? What do you think happened? You know, I mean, what you were saying earlier, like, maybe there was a boyfriend, maybe she got attacked, maybe there's an emergency. I don't know. I talked to my friends about it, and they said,

you know what, you better email Brooke and Jeffrey. So I'm like, that's where we're at. Here we are. OK, this is interesting. You just want to you want to find out you want to solve the mystery. Yeah, I think we all do. So let's play a song. We'll call Brianna for you. Maybe you can send us that text message just so we can get a better image of what we're dealing with here. All right. And then we'll try and get you your second date update. All right, man. Sounds good. second date update. All right, man? Sounds good. Second date update.

She sends you a half-naked pic in the very first text. She invites herself over after a quick round of kamikazes. She seductively sneaks out after telling you

to go wait in the bathroom. She's the most confusing woman in the world. And one of our listeners, Scott, wants to get back in touch with her. If you're just tuning in, Scott met a girl named Brianna after she messaged him on Instagram. They ended up going out to a bar, quickly wound up back at his place, and started making out when we're in the bedroom. And she told him she had a special surprise for him. He just had to wait in his bathroom and she'd tell him when to come out.

And after waiting five, seven, ten minutes, he finally came out and she was mysteriously gone. Surprise! And the thing is, he looked around. It didn't seem like she took anything. Yeah, his wallet was out there. Wallet, all his belongings were still there, but had no idea where she went or why. She must be so attractive because it's typical guy logic.

Like if anybody was like, here, have some drinks and go lock yourself in your own bathroom. Most people would be like, no. But when a girl does it who's beautiful, it's like, okay, be back later. Here's the keys, lock me away. And then he's calling for a second date. Yeah. That's a good point. And you still want to go out with your kids.

I didn't think of that. You guys do like to punish yourselves a little bit. We do. God, beautiful women are the worst. So Scott's just looking for some answers here. The one question that we didn't ask you in the first part here, Scott, was were were you taking any hallucinogenic drugs during the day? Is it possible you imagined this whole thing?

No, this is a true story. Okay, was she actually a pink elephant? No, this kind of thing doesn't happen to me, okay? This is why I was all unexpected. I got the DM from her in the first place, let alone the half-naked pic, let alone the drinks and the shots.

And I just, all this was just like a magical mystery tour leading up to, I don't know what. Wow. I guess we're going to find out what. We're going to find out right now. Yeah, I'm ready. I just want to see her again.

Okay. I don't think she wants to see you again. Scott, she's blocked you on Instagram, but that's sweet. I want to find out what she did to your apartment. Let's find out, okay? I'm going to dial the number, and we're going to try and get your second date update okay okay all right here we go

hello hi i'm looking to speak with brianna uh this is she hi my, my name's Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. What? Hi, Brianna. Hey. That's Brooke and Jose and Alexis. And we're doing something today called a second date update. Have you ever heard of that before? What is this about?

What? This is about your recent dating life. And you went out with a guy recently who had a great time with you. And he's hoping to get back in touch with you, but you haven't been responding. Okay. His name is Scott. Oh. Well, that was a three-minute moment.

I can't tell. But I can tell you have a sexy laugh. I mean, I will give you credit for that, Brianna. She's pretty. I can hear it in her voice. Yeah. He said that he was like blown away by you. Oh.

What? Is she blushing? Brianna, here's the thing. Scott emailed our show and told us all about your date. And he's confused based on how it ended. And you're laughing. That's funny. Okay, wait.

Brianna, like, it's almost mean at this point. You left the guy in the bathroom for seven minutes, and then he comes out, and you're gone. It's like the ultimate troll. After promises were made. The promises don't even matter. Well, I mean, it makes it worse. Yeah, it's just a cherry.

I'll go icing on the cake or whatever. He was only in there for seven minutes. I was hoping he'd be in there a lot longer. What? Oh my god. I knew it. Is this a tease? This is some power trip thing, right, Brianna? It's okay? Like, you can tell us? Yeah, this is a mean prank or something.

Okay. I probably shouldn't, but... She's gloating. Listen to her. I know the confidence in your voice. I know. It's confusing because it's like at one part, I think what you did is not right. But on the other part, I'm really impressed. I know.

I want the tea. I want the tea so bad. You sound so proud of yourself. What happened? Yeah. Okay, let me tell you. So, I actually never was interested in him at all. What?

Oh. Then why did you hit him up on Instagram? Oh, my God. I'm so bad. One of my really great friends, she's one of my best friends for like 10 years. Okay. And she went out with this guy once, and they had a great time and he totally

ghosted her. But the thing is she left her watch over at his apartment and he totally was ignoring her texts, her calls. And I don't think that's a good, nice thing to do. Do you guys? No,

that's why I didn't like you in the beginning of this. Wait. Right. So me being the great, wonderful friend that I am, I decided to devise a plan to get her watch back for her. Oh, my God. It was a reconnaissance mission. This is genius.

I love it. If you're a diabolical mastermind. Oh, my gosh. Oh, she's got the laugh. She's got an evil laugh now. So that's how you found him on Instagram, too? Because remember in the beginning, he's like, I don't even know how she found me on Instagram. Oh, your friend.

She had his handle. Oh, my God. Guys are so dumb. They go for anything. We are, though. I want you as a friend. So you set this whole thing up just so you can go back to Scott's apartment and get her watch back. Yeah. And he's so stupid.

He didn't even realize that I was taking water shots while he was getting drunk. I was going to ask, were you drunk? She just drove out of there. Oh, my goodness. This is smart. This is too smart. Oh, my God. He, oh, This is too smart. Oh, my God. He, oh, Scott.

So, did you find the watch? Of course. It wasn't even that hard. Like, it was just in his drawer. Like, he just keeps, like, his memorabilia from his date. Oh, my God. He was like, oh, she wasn't moving. Like, after two minutes, she found it right away.

I just wonder what Scott's thinking about all this. Yeah, me too. I wonder. Because I need to tell you, just wonder what Scott's thinking about all this. Yeah, me too. I wonder. Because I need to tell you, Brianna, Scott's on the other line listening and he wants to talk to you. Oh, my God. She loves it. Surprise on you, Brianna. No shame, though.

Scott, you there? Yeah, I'm Brianna. I mean, are you joking right now? I mean, this is crazy. Scott, you should be lucky. Like, I could have taken all your money, all your things. That's true. Oh, my God.

Scott, do you know who she's talking about? Do you know what friend she's talking about that you ghosted? Yes, and I'm sorry about a watch or whatever, but Scott, why didn't you respond to that girl's text when she was asking for her watch back? Yeah, first I didn't understand what it was about and then I forgot about it after a couple of days. I forgot about the watch. I mean, this is

creepy. I mean, at the end of the day, I know it sucks and it hurts your feelings, but no harm was done. I mean, she got you drunk, she got you home safe, you went to a closet. You went to the bathroom for five minutes. I would have taken the wallet. Yeah, see? And you're fine. Her friend got her property back. It's not like she took anything of yours.

I mean, the harm that's done is that now whenever Scott DMs a girl and she sends him a nice picture, he's going to be thinking, uh-oh, what does she want from me? Like, what did I leave? Oh, my God. I just, I can't believe it. Like, I thought we had instant chemistry. I felt something. Oh, man. Well, you believe it. Like, I thought we had instant chemistry. I felt something. Oh, man.

You were drinking. Well, I mean, Brianna, I mean, don't you feel a little bit bad that you let him on so much? That's a no. Yeah, I'm going to take that as a no. That's a no. Oh, man. Well, I mean, I think that means that, Brianna, you don't see a future with Scott. I don't know.

There's only one way to find out, and that's by asking Brianna, we would like to send the two of you on another date, and we'll pay for it. What do you say? The only way I would ever go out on another date with you, Scott, was if one of my other friends were to have another date with you and have something stolen. And she would be. OK. So you're saying there's a chance. Yeah. Scott, do you have any other friends? Oh, my God.

Oh, man. What have you learned from all of this, Scott? Like, I guess just never trust a hot girl who sends you a picture. It's a good rule. And if there's any ladies out there that need some items recovered, call Brianna. She'll get them back for you. Dude, that's a real business. I'm your girl.

Wow. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. I mean, we all know men love their bathroom time. That's a good point. But not like this. If you missed the second date update, one of our listeners, Scott, met Brianna on Instagram. Their first date sounds like something most guys would only dream of. Because she basically pursued him. They ended up going to a bar, had instant physical chemistry.

So they went back to his place where they made out. And Brianna offered Scott, quote, a special surprise. And she told him to go wait in the bathroom until she was ready. Oh, man. Poor buddy. You know, though, I feel like you should get some credit for this, Jeffrey, because you were jaded right from the beginning. Yeah. You doubted that it could be that perfect.

It's true. I mean, maybe it's just in my experience, women are much, much more difficult. That's probably something that's a personal issue. That you need to deal with? Yeah. You probably date classier girls than I do. The girls I meet, I thought this was real. Yep, I've done that.

So Scott went and waited in the bathroom and waited and waited and nothing was happening. So seven minutes later, he came out and Brianna was gone. Nowhere to be found. When we called her, she said the whole date was actually just a setup. And it was a reconnaissance mission to get her friend's watch back. Dude, she is such a good friend. She really is. I mean, apparently a while ago, Scott hooked up with one of Brianna's friends

and she left her watch at his place. But when she tried to contact him to get it back, he just completely ghosted. Yeah. Never answered. He got a little taste of his own medicine. He did. Yeah, that's true. Now, Scott claimed that he just forgot.

He meant to do it and he felt bad. And it was all a little mistake. Yeah, it sounded like he had a whole drawer full of little trinkets that people had left at his house. And Scott still wanted to get a date with Brianna. Of course he did. Based on all that had happened leading up to that. But in the end,

there was no second date. However, we did learn a valuable lesson today. It's probably really only relevant to Jose, but Jose, you can't always trust hot girls on Instagram.

Oh, I hate it. I hate that. I don't want to hear it. It's all right. You're going to forget the lesson in like 0.2 minutes. Yeah. But if you want to get

a second date update, email the show. We'll call the person who isn't calling you back. We're so done with new year, new you. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you.

Someone else will too. Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money Podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general.

You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Dive into John's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports,

and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.