Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: Models and Manchester

Episode Date: November 27, 2024

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Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, you found the Second Date Podcast. Thank you so much for being here. I found it too, finally. It's pretty easy, actually. Thanks for being here, Jose. You're welcome. I love it.

I love it. And, hey, just a reminder, if you want to endure or punish yourself for 45 more minutes, we've got a full show, whole hour long. I dare you to try it. At the Brooke and Jeffrey feed. But for now, we'll get into some questionable relationship advice. Second date update. This happens every once in a while, but sometimes before a call, I need to warn my co-hosts.

Please do not get too excited. Okay. Do not make any sensual sounds. Don't pre-text your husbands that you're not coming home today. Uh-oh. Because we have a guy on the phone for a second date with an accent. Put the phone down. Put the phone down. Put the phone down.

I just need to tell him. No, phone away. I'm just going to be just 15 minutes away. She sees a type of divorce. We're going to be home on time. It's just late. Our listener's name is Charles. Okay.

And Charles, now that my co-hosts are braced for it, let's hear your voice. Hello? Oh, my God. Mashers and bang. I'm more worried about Alexis. She loves British. I'm speechless over here.

Oh, God. All he said was hello. That's all it takes. And I'm at the second high. Welcome to the show, Charles. And I'm apologizing ahead of time here. You're literally being sexually harassed. It's totally okay. I mean, I get it all the time here but you're literally being sexually harassed it's totally okay i mean

i get it all the time here honestly it must be hard life that you live yeah no wonder you moved here before we get into your day charles your email says that you travel around a bit so apparently it doesn't make it easy for you to meet people is that right honestly it's very difficult because you know six months of the year i'm i'm over here and then six months i'm back home in england and it really makes it hard to make any kind of real connection yeah that would be hard i mean in either place because like what are you going to do like hang out with somebody for a couple months and be like oh we're going to do long distance for six months that sounds terrible that sounds kind of nice distance would be good on and off but you know if it's hard to

meet people charles how did you meet the person that you want us to call today? So I actually met her through a friend, and my friend was like, listen, I have this friend who's recently single. And, you know, I was a bit skeptical. Wait, you met her here or you met her back in England? I'm sorry, because we can't make international calls. Our station doesn't have the budget for that.

We just literally don't have the money. No, it's here. It's all right. Okay'm sorry. Because we can't make international calls. Our station doesn't have the budget for that. We just literally don't have the money. No, it's here. It's alright. Okay, good. And so, you were kind of hesitant, you said. I mean, who wouldn't be? You know, a recently single, that normally sets off the alarm bells, doesn't it? Yeah. Okay, you're the rebound. Yeah. So, let's just say

that once she started showing me pictures on her phone, those apprehensions kind of went away. Okay, so she was hot enough that you were willing to be her rebound. Yeah. Well, wouldn't you put it that way, but yeah. Can we attach a name to this person that you saw?

Yeah, her name's Melanie. Melanie. Melanie. Okay. Oh, that's nice. So did you ask her out? So it was kind of like a mutual thing. We decided to meet up at the local pub. We call that

a bar around here. Everything's better with an accent. That's a classy meetup. So we went to the pub. We had a few drinks. We got to know each other, having a nice little conversation. What did you think about the chemistry between you two? I mean, I thought it went really well, to be honest. Because as soon as she started talking to me, she was just like, oh, my God, I love your accent. Nice. I was like, oh, thank you so much. I never hear that.

That's funny. That was funny. You old doggy. That was good. What did you guys connect over? A little bit of everything, to be honest. I mean, we played darts. We played a bit of snooker. A bit of what? What's snooker? Isn is that like a different type of pool game or something snooker's the british

version of pool oh you play pool where you put them in your mouth that's uh i think that's your version oh hide the cue you don't have to explain the rules to us, but that sounds like a good time. At one point, she let me know that she's actually a model. Oh, bro. A guy with an accent and a model? Are you kidding me? I'm curious, how did she drop that? I always wonder how people work that into a conversation. Was it in her bio or was she really a model?

Maybe he never saw a bio because they were hooked up by friends. Oh, that's right. Yeah, okay. So no, she just kind of, you know, we're talking about what we do. And she mentioned that she was a model. And so I think anyone would do this in this situation. I was like, oh, do you have any modeling pictures? And she just showed you her Instagram?

No, she actually pulled up about these professional looking photo shoots on her gallery. Sounds to me like Charles is getting a little randy. It sounds to me like I can see why she turned down a guy with an accent. She has a lot of options. Yeah. How did things end that night? After a few drinks and after a few laughs, I walked out to her car. You know, I was kind of hoping for, you know, a little goodbye kiss. A little snog. A little snooker.

A little snooker. A little after hours game of snooker, yeah. Yeah, the Jeffrey version. And? And I was shot down, shall we say. I got the side hug. Ah. What? Do you have any idea why she might have turned you down?

I mean, the only thing I can think of is that when she showed me her modeling pictures, I kind of, I'll be honest, I had to pick my jaw up off the floor, you know? Oh. Oh, you may have came across a little thirsty. But that's a flattering reaction. Isn't that what she wants? I would have thought so. Maybe you just never gave her a compliment.

Did you remember to pick your jaw up and say something afterwards? Oh, yeah. I mean, I let her know that she was absolutely gorgeous, both in person. In fact, I even said she was better in person. Oh, that's cute. You should have said the D word. You were just dashing. Maybe it sounds better when he says it.

Yeah, probably. Say the word dashing. Dashing. Oh, wow. It is pretty good. Why is Jose's pants off? I don't know. We're going to go to work for you, Charles, right here.

We're going to play a song, come back, and we're going to call Melanie for you. And we're going to figure out why she is not calling back the most charming British bloke we have ever spoken to on this show before. Yes, indubitably. Thank you. Thank you so much. Cheerio. We'll do it next.

Second date update. Harry Styles, Jude Law, Ronald Weasley. What do they all have in common? Tell us. Besides the fact Alexis has DM feet pics to all of them, they're all from England. Ronald Weasley. What do they all have in common? Tell us. Besides the fact Alexis has DM feet pics to all of them? Yes. They're all from England, but none of those blokes compare to the British charmer

who reached out to us for help today with a second date named Charles. Aw, Charles. I thought Ron was from Hogwarts. They're in England. That's British. Yeah, they're definitely in England. Oh, okay.

Now, Charles spends time on both continents, but recently he got set up with a woman over here, a model named Melanie. Oh, man, it must be so hard to be you, Charles. Melanie is recently single. Oh, so she's so excited. Red flag. And after their night out at the pub,

Melanie is now acting like a royal bee. Oh, what? Which stands for boo, because she's ghosting him. Oh, I thought we meant the insect. That's not what it stands for. In our book, it does. Even in, what do you call it, royal English? What do we call his English?

Queen's English. King's English. Yes, thank you and the whole point of this call is to try and reach out to the royal b to see if we can reconnect them brooke okay before we call melanie do you have any last thoughts or lewd comments that you would like to hear that charles i mean charles you actually really liked melanie right not just because she was super hot like you want a relationship. Yeah, I mean, she seemed like an absolutely lovely...

You get that? She's calling you a loose man, Charles. Oh, wow. Our Charles would never, Brooke. I would. Trust me, I do not look down on the loose part of anything. Oh, dang. I don't know. I'm kind of excited for you. I think that you can get this back. I mean, I really hope so, because it is really difficult to meet people, if I'm honest.

Right. Yeah, I bet. Especially hot models. It's difficult for anyone to meet them. Yeah, that too. Yes. I'm a little bit intimidated to call her, but we're going to do it. I'm nervous.

That's cute, honey. But here we go. I'm going to dial Melanie, and we're going to get your second date update right now. Hello? Oh. It's in her voice. This is going to be a tough one. Yeah. Hey, is this Melanie?

Yes, this is she. You can do this, Jeff. Yeah, don't be nervous, buddy. You got it. Hey, Melanie, what's up? No. No. We're calling from a radio show called Broken Jeffrey in the morning.

What's up, Melanie? Sorry about his vibe. I feel like there's a lot of people there. Hi. We're the whole show here. I'm Jeff. There's everybody else. Yeah.

Okay. They're not important. I got you, Jeff. The whole thing is we're calling on behalf of one of our listeners who went on a date with you recently, and you're not talking to him afterwards, and he doesn't really know why. I feel bad. Can you specifically say the person's name? Does that mean you're going out with a lot of guys right now?

Of course she is. We know that you just got out of a relationship. You were set up by your friend. Oh, the British guy. Okay. Yes. Charles is the one that's trying to get a hold of you, but apparently you're not talking to him anymore and he doesn't understand why.

I mean, I was a little disappointed in our date. I felt a little misled. Yeah. Was he not as cute as you thought he was going to be or something? I mean, I was told that he was a professional athlete. So I was thinking. Wait, what?

Yeah. You were told that he was a what? A professional athlete. Oh, we never asked him to tell us that. Well, is he not? Because we never asked him if he was. We have no idea. It makes sense. Six months in and out. It's a season. Well, I mean, I Because we never asked him if he was. We have no idea. And it makes sense six months in and out.

It's a season. Well, I mean, I was assuming he played football, you know, soccer. Yeah, soccer. Okay. I mean, this guy's a professional dart player. Dart? Oh. Is that a bad thing, though, when you say that?

It's bad for him to be a professional dart player? I just expected someone tall and athletic and not like a normal guy that plays darts at a bar. I don't know. Oh, that's a burn. I just feel like if it's not in the Olympics, it's not a sport. I don't know. Wait a minute. So he wasn't like chiseled with a six-pack?

I mean, so that was a disappointment to you? I think definitely. And you couldn't get over it? As much as I really, really like Tom Holland, I just wasn't expecting Tom Holland. He's like an average looking guy. But Zendaya loves Tom Holland. And look how awesome she is. Zendaya.

Zendaya. You can try and sound young all you want, Brooke. No, I mean, I'm just saying, Melanie, like you could be that cute couple. You could be her, the Zendaya. Zendaya. Zendaya. Zendaya to the Tom Holland. Okay, let's get off of Tom Holland and Zendaya and let's focus on Charlotte.

Zendaya, guys. Who cares? I'm trying to sell him. Well, now's the perfect chance to have that conversation with him because Charles is actually on the other line listening right now and wants to talk to you. Oh, gosh. Tom Holland's here.

What's up? Charles, you there? Hi, Melanie. Hello? Hi. Can you hear me? It's a little awkward. I have to just correct you on something.

I am a professional athlete. Where I'm from, darts is renowned. It takes focus. It takes dexterity. It takes athleticism. You have to be a top-tier human being to be this good at darts. How good are you? He's got strong fingers.

I mean, I'm the top player in all of England. What? No way. Really? Dude, so, like, people in England know your name? I get stopped in the street when I walk through London. Wow. Brooke, that's the people on SportsCenter.

Like, they're huge in England, but then they come out here, and no one knows who the heck they are. Melanie, does that make up for his lack of biceps and abs? I mean, I never said anything about his biceps or abs. Right, because they weren't there. But it sounds like everybody knows him, that he's a pretty big deal over in England. You mentioned that darts isn't on the Olympics. Not yet.

Okay. There's a whole movement there, but that's not the point. deal over in england you mentioned that darts isn't on the olympics not yet okay okay there's a whole movement there but that that's not the point over here i am dominating the competition soon he's going to be posing like half naked in a calvin klein hat i'm sure well just not what i'm told yeah it just doesn't sound like you believe me melanie and i make a lot of money so charles you are upset that she it just sounds like you're trying to prove to her that you are of the caliber that she was expecting like you're not insulted that she may be looking for more surface things well like i didn't question her about being a model i didn't say hey you're a model get up

there on the catwalk. Give us a 12. Yeah, true. I just took her at face value. I'm sitting here. You know, I am an athlete, maybe not the one she envisioned, but I don't need to prove myself to have my profession just kind of pushed aside. You know, it's a little insulting. Okay.

Does it sound a little bit like Tiny Tim wants another bowl of porridge? What? Jeffrey. That was so random. I don't even know what that means, but. Of course you know, you're a model. I do feel bad that he feels disrespected, so. I do apologize.

Oh. But my picture of a professional athlete is definitely different than, you know, what you are as a dart player. Well, sometimes the best things in life come in a small package. Wait a minute. Are you admitting something? Yeah, that's not a great phrase to say over here, Charles. I had a lot of fun, Melanie. And to be honest, I kind of want to continue that.

Oh, kind of. Continue the fun. Well, you can continue it on our bill because we will pay for the next date you guys go on if you both agree melanie someone's gonna drive as hard to get my attention by calling the radio to call me i gotta give you a second although if he is a professional athlete i think maybe he should be able to pay for the date right oh i thought you didn't care about the money. I mean, even rich people like free things, I think.

Yeah, Brooke would know. Oh, I mean, I think I shouldn't have to do that if he says he makes so much money. Yeah, but he probably doesn't have a gift card to the Cheesecake Factory. We'll toss one in there. I don't think I know about the Cheesecake Factory. Is that something I should look into? Charles, that's going to blow your frickin' knickers off, dude. That is a cultural awakening.

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Man, after that, I think we all deserve to get knighted. Is that what happens when you help an English person? Alexis, you know. I've never been knighted, so. Oh, you've only been dumped by an English person. That's right. Ouch.

Come on, they hook up all the time. I'm just waiting now for a call from Buckingham Palace for telling this British guy about the Cheesecake Factory. You know the second he goes in there, he's going to eat a few slices and immediately lose his accent. Yeah. He's going to blame us for it. Wait a minute, it's cherry pie?

I love this one. Oh, man. I'm still impressed with us. I don't know. I can't believe he wasn't more upset with her. Yeah. Dudes are so shallow, too. He was totally fine that she only wanted him for his money.

I was going to say, it's still fishy to me that once he mentioned, well, I'm the number one player in England, I make a bunch of money. Well, they both travel a lot. They probably cheat on each other. Yeah, that's a good point. That's true. I mean, they both know what they're getting into. Yeah. Yeah.

Alexis would know. That's true. But I'm still impressed. I'm taking it as a win. We hooked up a British person and a really beautiful person. We're a Disney movie. They always need help. It's very hard to find love for them.

And if you need help right now, you can always email us. We'll call the person who isn't calling you back. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Ugh, we're so done with New Year, New You. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you finding Gemini's

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