Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: Mom's Car Is MIA

Episode Date: September 13, 2023

After trying to get a date for weeks, one of our listeners finally got a chance... But now, after one dinner he’s out THOUSANDS of dollars.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Maybe you're into brainy girls or sporty types. Uh-huh. Or ones with really large hands that can open the pickle jars that you can't. I want to meet that girl, too. One of our listeners, Zach, is back on with us today. Oh, he's back. He's actually been on the show before for a second date. Clearly, he has a specific type that's kind of unusual.

He's attracted to beautiful women. Oh, weird. Unattainably beautiful. Isn't that right, Zach? He's attracted to beautiful women. Oh. Weird. Unattainably beautiful. Isn't that right, Zach? Unattainable for most, not for me. Okay. God.

Yeah, you're so humble. I know. I mean. You say that, but last time you were on with us, Zach, you were trying to date a flight attendant for a private jet that your buddies rented. This is that, Zach. I remember that the girl didn't want to go out with you at the end of that right right is it like way to rub it in jeffrey he was bragging for a second sorry you're putting him in his place i hear you yeah well you

know we're here for you though because apparently he's found a brand new unattainable woman that he wants to track down who'd you meet this time? This beautiful girl named Taylor. I met her on, not like the average dating app, one of those higher end ones, you know, but let me actually pull up her bio so I can kind of fill you guys in, you know? Guys, we haven't done this in a while.

Yeah, it says she's looking for something real. Doesn't always respond on the app, so feel free to DM me on IG. That's a good message. She spends a lot of time in my hometown and in Vegas. I noticed she's a model. She models.

She's wearing these fancy outfits riding horses and those outfits are not made for riding horses, let me tell you that. Oh, okay. What are they made for? That sounds painful. It sounds like maybe a photo shoot, right?

Yeah. I mean, I hope. Model, right? Yeah. I feel like we're pretty far into this and we haven't quite gotten to her personality or like your connection. I mean...

No one really cares about any of that, Brooke. Yeah, she does. She cares very much about that. I mean, she gets hit up nonstop probably by men looking for dates. Why did she go out with you out of everybody? Try not to take that as an insult. No, I mean, honestly, it sounds like she probably gets inundated. Well, to be honest, I really think it's my persistence.

You know, like we've been chatting for a few months now. Oh, wow. Months, wow. Is she responding in these last couple months? Yeah, she's responded like 5% to 10% of the time. Oh. Okay.

Well, she sounds like a busy woman with all the horseback modeling and it takes a lot of time to figure that out. I mean, how did you get to know her when she's responding so little? So we've actually met up. Oh, you did?

Oh. Yeah. I noticed she was back home. The app lets you see the location. Oh, you did? Oh. Yeah. I noticed she was back home. The app lets you see the location. Oh, that seems dangerous. I think just like when you're in town. Yeah. Oh, okay.

You can tell. Rick has a no dating app. I'm sorry. I thought I was dating him. No. People will be like, this person's a mile away from you. Yeah, within five miles or something like that. Yeah.

Where did you guys go? What'd you do? So I just sent her a text. I was like, made dinner reservations for two at this five-star place. Would you like to go? Okay. And she was like, yes, but I'm warning you, I'm a little stressed out. And we sit down for dinner.

Get this. She starts to cry. She's really sad yeah and then i realized the reason she's been stressed out lately is because she doesn't have a car anymore why doesn't she have a you said anymore yeah is it like gone or is it in the shop she didn't want to go into detail she was like it doesn't matter i just don't have one anymore she was explaining like the reason she stressed that is not just because she lost the cards,

because she can't get to her shoots and it's affecting her career. Oh, that'd be so frustrating. Okay, yeah, that sucks. She can't Uber to the shoots? Yeah. That's true. I am a little concerned about the next thing that happened.

Why? What happened? You guys don't see what she's... A model who's sad and needs something? Yeah, you don't see what she's setting him up for? Sounds like a nice lady who needs help. She's gonna gold dig him. What?

So, you guys know where this is going. Yeah. She basically told me she would like for me to help her, well, to buy her a car. Oh! Oh, to help her receive a car for you. I can't believe there's a movie that can get this done.

She didn't specify a new car. She just said a car. That's reasonable then, Jeffrey. Not much to ask. I'm not a simp. I'm not gonna buy her a car after the first date. I just let her borrow my mom's car.

What? That's not a sim movie. Are you sure you're not a sim bro? How long did she have it for? She's had it for a little over a week. She's had it. So she still has it? So she still has it.

Yeah, so that's the thing. This isn't just to get a second date. I need your help to get my mom's car back too. Oh my gosh. What did you tell your mother? It's wild. My mom's on break right now. She's not back for another few days.

She doesn't need to know. She doesn't know the car's being borrowed by a beautiful model. What did you tell her? Did you tell her it was your separate car? Did you say, oh, you can borrow my mom's car? I just told her I can arrange for a car. Oh, so she thinks it's yours, bro. Wait, did you give her a time limit?

Did you give her a time limit? She said it was just going to be a couple days. And now it's been a week. Wait, is the location thing on the app still working? Because now I think we do need to find her. I know what you guys are thinking and how it seems, but we text

back and forth quite a bit since our dinner. It's not that she like stole it or anything we're still in touch it's just kind of awkward to be like yo give me my car back thanks for putting the responsibility on us to get this done for you and your mom by the way the reason why he thinks it's weird the girls don't agree is because he looks good right now he doesn't want to blow it and say this wasn car. Yeah, you guys don't have to let her know it's my mom's car. Like, don't blow my cover. See?

Okay. All right. Hopefully she doesn't look at the insurance and registration. You guys don't have to worry about that. She already told me she's not much of a reader. Oh, okay. Oh, I'm shocked. All right.

Well, we'll come back. We'll call beautiful Taylor for you. And we'll try and get you another date and hopefully get your mom's car back. Oh, my God. We'll do a second date update right after this. Second date update. Today we're on a mission. Oh, this song?

We're trying to figure out where in the world is Zach's mom car because he offered to let his date Taylor who's an Instagram model by the way borrow it so that she could get to her photo shoots more easily they met over Instagram though which is you know it's a very generous thing for him to do without his mom's permission first. The problem is that was a week ago and Zach has not gotten the car back yet. He also wants another date with her too. I cannot believe he wants to go out again with her. She's a borderline felon at this point. No, he gave it to her. He's the one that let her borrow it.

She's not doing anything wrong. He hasn't even asked for it back yet. The thing is, we've been so wrapped up with the car borrowing stuff, we kind of got sidetracked from asking more about the actual date and the time that they spent together. Like, Zach, was there any, like, romantic, was there a kiss at the end of the night or anything like that? I mean, obviously.

When I gave her the key, she gave me a little kiss on the cheek. Oh, on the cheek. Thanks for letting me use you for your car kiss. Yeah, yeah, that's it. Hey, you dummy, let me give you a kiss. Spray she didn't pat you on the cheek oh thanks for letting me use you for your car kiss yeah yeah that's it hey you dummy let me give you a kiss maybe maybe it was more romantic than that all right guys come on i don't like to kiss and tell but like it wasn't a quick one she let it linger for a little bit oh okay sucking on your cheek yeah no what is that okay i'm sorry i think really what's happening here is the people in this room are jealous of you.

That's it. I absolutely am. I wish I had my mom's car to drive around. Yeah. I wish I had a beautiful woman borrowing my parents' car. Alexis wishes that she had a guy that would let her drive their cars after she crashes all hers. Let me just say that jealousy is the purest form of flattery. So from the bottom of my heart thank you all so

much you know what i'm sure this is gonna work out great we're going into this with a lot of positivity let's call taylor try and get your mom's car back and then also get you a date with this smoking hot girl okay this is exciting i haven't spoken to her since the date so it's kind of cool oh that hey is this taylor this is taylor hey taylor uh i hope you're not driving right now you're on a radio show with a team called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Hi. Oh, I usually take the calls through my agent. Oh, no, it's not that.

Oh, sorry, no. We just want an interview, please. You're the hottest model in the industry. We're not looking to book you for anything, but we did hear that you're a model from one of our listeners that you went on a date with recently. This isn't about hiring me for a job no models are actually pretty useless in radio can't see much you know our listeners can't yeah exactly so your beautiful looks would be wasted here what we're doing is something called a second date update that's where we have listeners email

the show if they're trying to get a hold of somebody they went out with so you recently went out with a guy named zach i'm sorry wait remind me who zach is again it's worse than we thought you you went on a date with him about a week ago he said that you were stressed out and you showed up and you were crying? Wait, give me more. You don't remember crying? Do you do that on all your dates? What the heck? I mean, I just... Look, I really don't have a whole lot of time.

It has been very stressful for me lately, so I just... We heard that. Zach has a fleet of cars that he owns, and I think that you may be driving one of them. Yeah, no, I believe that I do have a car of his. Okay. Okay, we can confirm that.

Now we know who Zach is. Right? That's the guy. Okay. Thoughts? Yes, no, I still need this car. No, no, thoughts on Zach. I meant on the date, like what you thought of him.

He's obviously a really like giving caring dude to let you use one of his cars no he's he's great um okay this is anything else you needed yeah this is way more challenging than i thought it was gonna be so maybe it would just be easier if we had zach talk to you directly because he's on the other line right now i wanted to talk to you hi taylor how's it going how's the car oh hi yeah it's good good if you ever get confused about like any of the features you know i can always come over help out show you like seat warmers all that i'm good i'm just i'm sorry i've been so busy like it's just like slammed over here for sure um i don't understand um why didn't you just phone me why

why are we like dealing with a radio station like none of this makes any sense well you know i've been texting you they probably got lost in the cloud i hadn't heard from you these guys are actually my friends they just happen to be really famous radio stars so i was like let me just get the homies and call you with them. Yeah, Zach knows a lot of famous people. Homies, what's up? Yeah, no, Zach and I and us, we all go way back. Way back.

I mean, like I told them, this has just been the worst week ever. You know what? Actually, I'm glad you called because at my last shoot, someone walked off with my bag. And I loved that bag. And it had all of my stuff in it. And I know this, like, really great place that does, like, an amazing discount on Louis. Oh, no. Louis!

What? What do you mean? Oh, no. Zach, she's asking you out on this. Wait, why are you involving yourself in this? Because you would... Come on, guys. First, the car trouble that she had, and now her bag.

That's like a lot for anyone to go through. Let's just try to be in her shoes, right? Yeah. Probably could use some new shoes, actually. Oh, it's bad. Yeah, some Louie shoes. She likes the red bottoms. Look, I don't know what you guys are talking about.

Almost all of my stuff is in Vegas right now. I'm like kind of stranded here. Like I don't have any of my supplies. My bag is stolen. I have car trouble. Like, and you guys can definitely, no pity. Zach said that you're from here. You don't have any friends or family to help you out.

I mean, this is a guy that you literally didn't know who we were talking about two minutes ago. She's just bad with names, I bet, guys. That's all it is. Oh. Oh. Okay. You know what?

I really don't have time for this. I am very stressed out. I've got a lot on my plate. Brooke, look what you did. So Zach, are we doing the bag thing or not? Because my schedule is super packed, and I need to figure out what's happening. Oh. Okay. Of course we're going to do the bag. or not? Because I think my schedule is, like, super packed, and I need to, like, figure out what's happening. Okay. Of course we're going to do the bags.

I apologize for these guys. They don't understand, you know? Like, guys, how expensive can luggage be? Like, I inherited a lot of, like, bags from my dad. Oh, you inherited. Oh, so maybe you have one she could just borrow. Yeah. Like an old Samsonite, like, from 10 years ago?

Leather sides. Something like that? I'm allergic to dust, so I really need new, clean things in my life. Oh, wait. Like dust in the suitcase? Wow. I think I've heard of that. I didn't get that at first.

It's weird. The car didn't make you sick. Yeah. That's weird. I mean, it's... You can hold the window down, I guess. I will say, Zach, it's not that bad of a trade if you get the car back and then buy her a bag. I mean... Wait, I need this. I still need this car. Oh. Oh. I will say, Zach, it's not that bad of a trade if you get the car back and then buy her a bag.

Wait, I need this. I still need this car. Oh. We didn't say anything about giving the car back. What? I thought you two had talked about that before, right? He might need it back, though, Taylor, like for real. I was thinking like by Wednesday, the car should be back.

Don't you have another car? I mean, you came in a different car. I mean, I got a fleet of cars. I don't know if you heard my homie say that before, but you know, it's just, I need them back, you know? We could actually do dinner again, too. Look, I really might need this car,

I think, a week, two at the most. Nothing too crazy. That's pretty simple, Zach. You could swing that, right? Shoot. You know, I... Yeah, obviously, honey. Of course. I can make that work for you.

Oh, my God. Okay. You are such a sucker, Zach. Oh, my God. Don't listen to these losers. You're the sweetest bag. Oh, my God. Can we at least pay for the dinner?

She's probably allergic to gift cards. They were in our prize closet. It's pretty dusty in there. Dusty gift cards. Gift cards. I haven't used those in years. I didn't even know they still made those things. Ever since you got that black card, you don't have to worry about anything.

I guess because you didn't get a second date last time. So you guys sound like you're going to go out one more time, right, Taylor? We have that locked in? I mean, the date may have to float depending on, like, my schedule and what I'm booked for. It keeps changing by the minute. Oh, okay. That's understandable, totally. But I feel like this has been a success.

We set out to find out where the car was, get him another date, and now we've done that, plus added a new luxury bag into the mix and for the first time ever we don't got to pay for dinner yeah look at Jeffrey in the morning you know beautiful women get a bad rap do they last five minutes didn't beautiful women have tough lives too. And she is just lucky to find a compassionate, kind, giving person like Zach to help rescue

her from her squalor. We should all aspire to be more like him. Yeah, and it proves that men are very trustworthy and not gullible or easy to manipulate at all. Look, to anybody texting in right now saying, oh, you guys are horrible. How could you let her

take advantage of him? You should have stopped that. Zach is a grown man who can make his own decisions and he wants to do this. He is 100% into her. It's not our position to tell him who to date, who not to date. I feel like even if we read him the thousands of texts coming

in saying run, he still wouldn't. No. What are we here to do? He's in love. And if you can't deal with him being happy, then maybe you need to look at yourself in the mirror. And say, who can I convince to let me borrow their car? That's what it is. That's what it is.

You're the problem. We're the problem. Right? Okay. But we can help fix you and all your problems if you email the show. Yeah, or give Alexis your credit card number. That too. My car is having some troubles.

It's been really tough on me, guys. We're open to helping you in any way possible. Just email the show. We'll call that person who isn't calling you back. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Join late-night legend John Stewart and the best news team

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