Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: One Time (3/23/2018)

Episode Date: March 27, 2018

A listener is head over heels for a girl he went on a date with, but will his actions during the date cost him a second chance?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Moving 92.5. Ruck and Jubels, second date update. A listener named Eddie is on the phone for a second date update today. And apparently he went out with a girl named Sarah who stole his heart. Aw, that's so nice. And he stole some property, I guess. Wait, what? We'll get into that in a second because I do have questions.

Wow. But Eddie, how are you? Good. How y'all doing? Good. Thanks for your email. Yeah, of course. Like I said, there are some questions that we have for you.

Yeah. Yeah. Are you on the run? It was my first one. I mean, my heart is. It's on the run trying to find this girl. Your heart's on the run. Oh, wow.

Look at Mr. Romance over here. Doesn't sound like it's healthy. You got checked out. Before we get into you stealing stuff on your date, tell us a little bit about the girl you want to call. Her name's Sarah, right? Yeah, yeah. Her name is Sarah. Okay. And where'd you meet her? I met her at a bar. She was hanging out with some friends and I was with a friend and I saw her just drinking by herself and I just came up to her and I was like, hey, I like the way you're dancing and the way your blouse is moving. Oh, okay. The way your

blouse is moving? Yeah. Interesting compliment And the way your blouse is moving? Yeah. Interesting compliment. I've never heard that line actually ever. Maybe I'm wearing the wrong shirts. Yeah, no. It was just something that just came, you know, off the top of my head. And we laughed a little bit

and just started changing jokes back and forth, you know? Well, as long as it works. Yeah, I mean, if the line worked for you, that's cool. I mean, I guess some people should try that. I like the way your blouse moves. Yeah, no, no. She was great, though. You know, she was so sexy. I mean, I guess some people should try that. I like the way your blouse moves. Yeah, no, no. She was great, though. She was so sexy.

Great hair, great body, great smile, her teeth, y'all. Dude, it sounds like you guys had some pretty easy chemistry. Yeah. We literally hit it off right off the bat. And so how long did you guys hang out for?

You know, the whole night slash some of the morning. Oh. Oh, like that. It was a good night. Yeah. All right. He's so proud of himself. So was she just gone in the morning when you got up,

or did you guys hang out the next day at all? Yeah, so she had left by the time I woke up. I mean, I woke up one time and she was there and then went back to sleep. And then I woke up again and she was gone. So, I mean, since it was at your place, was it your idea to go back to your house or how'd you guys get to that point? Yeah, I mean, it was more of like a collaboration. We were at the bar, you know, we were just drinking and her friends had left and said, are you okay? And she was like, yeah. So then they left and like last call we just decided to take a ride to my spot okay and yes she just she's into going back to the spot and we did okay i want to ask you about you said that

you stole something and you think maybe that's why she's not calling you back what'd you steal um i stole uh some of the the beer glasses the beer glasses what beer glasses the bar had these beer glasses that were really you know they had a very unique shape to them and uh we're talking about that at one point we're just commenting on the on the glasses and talking about how weird they looked but like also like really cool and uh i'm confused are they like promotional sunglasses that they had at the bar? No, like beer, like glasses you drink out of.

Oh, sorry. I mean, you're drinking, so I'm thinking beer glasses on your face. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah, like beer goggles. Totally. I'm like, usually those things are free when they hand them out. I get it now. I'm sorry.

So you stole mugs from the bar. Yeah, she seemed to be really into the beer glasses, so I took some when she wasn't looking and slipped them into my jacket. So you stole a couple of beer mugs for her. A little memento. What did she say when you gave those to her? She was like, in shock. She was just surprised.

She was like, what? You took the glasses? And, you know, she was kind of in shock, but, you know, she didn't tell me to give them back to the bar. I mean, I think that's pretty innocent. Who hasn't taken a glass here or there from a bar? It's kind of weird. I steal all the time. I never get called for it.

Okay, now, all the time? All the time. Like, slow down. Like, more than just beer mugs? Yeah. I mean, I don't want to go too into it. So let's focus on me giving her this present. Okay.

Okay, well, maybe she did read that as a red flag. Yeah. Did you tell her that you steal a lot? No, no, no. I didn't. I mean, I'm only telling y'all that. Okay. I'm only telling that.

Okay, good. At least you're smart enough to know like hey It's not necessarily An attractive quality Most of the time You're like Yeah I'm a thief Yeah So why do you think

That she isn't Calling you back then Man I don't I really do not know Like I'm That's why I'm Kind of calling y'all To figure that out

Because it was a good night We really hit it off And she took the mugs When she left Oh she did Okay So she stole them from you. Exactly.

So she maybe didn't have that much of a problem with the mugs then. You guys can like steal together as a couple. Oh my God, unless she took them to go return them. No way. I think she was using me for my mugs. All right. Yeah, maybe that's it. All right.

Okay. And how long has it been since you had that one night stand with her? It's been about two weeks. Two weeks. Oh, man. Okay. And how many times have you hit her up? I mean, only like five times.

Oh. In two weeks? I don't know. Enough. Borderline. Borderline, yeah. If you did any more, well, you're about to, kind of. But anyway.

I feel like five is a lot. Yeah. All right. We're going to play a song and then come back and we'll call her and get your second date update, okay? All right, cool. Thank you. Okay, hang on.

Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the Morning's Second Date Update. I don't know if we're on the phone for a second date update or a heist movie. Because Eddie is on the phone for a second date update today, and he wants us to call a woman named Sarah. They met at a bar, at that bar he impressed her by stealing a couple of the mugs because she said that she liked them.

They actually ended up back at his place and they hooked up and then she was gone when he woke up. And so were the mugs. So it's a case of he stole something and then she stole from him. How do we get the mugs back? Yeah, that's what this is really

about. Yeah. I don't care anymore about getting you a second date, Eddie. I only care about getting those mugs back. No, I want a second date. Okay. Okay. I'm glad you clarified that, Eddie. This could have gone the wrong way for you. Alright, well, we're about to call her and see why she won't call you back.

And you think of this girl as more than what a one-night stand. You think she's relationship material, Eddie? Oh, yeah, no doubt. Definitely. She's wifey. Oh, wifey. Wow, okay. So you do like her a lot, then. All right. Probably because she steals, too. And you told us earlier that you like to steal. They'll be like the modern Bonnie

and Clyde. Yeah. Hey, actually, when you guys get her on the phone, can you tell her that I don't actually steal a lot? Okay. We'll just try not to bring up the stealing so we're not putting you in an awkward situation. She can find out on her own that you like to steal. All right. I'm going to dial her phone number, okay? All right.

All right. Here we go. Hello? Hi. Is this Sarah? Yeah, this is Sarah. Who's this? Hey, Sarah, this is Jubal from the radio show Brooke and Jubal in the Morning.

Uh, okay. How are you? I'm fine. Why are you calling? Oh, my name is Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the Morning. It's a radio show. Jubal? Yeah, Jubal. Jubal?

Jubal. God, it sounds so weird when you say it so many times. It's a radio show. Jubal? Yeah, Jubal. Jubal? Jubal. God, it sounds so weird when you say it so many times as well. It sounds weird when you really pronounce it like that. I'll just get to the point so you don't hang up the phone. I'm calling you

because we do a segment on our show and it's called The Second Date Update. Have you ever heard of anything like that? Kinda. Why? Okay.

Well, it's where listeners can email us if they've gone out on a date with somebody and that person isn't calling them back. We get them on the phone and find out what happened. And you went out with a dude named Eddie about two weeks ago. Yeah. Yep. And Eddie really liked you, but he's been trying to get a hold of you.

And for some reason, you aren't calling him back. This is weird. Is that not true? Well, I suppose, but you're from a radio station? Yeah, I said that four times. Okay, your name is Jubal, though. Jubal. It really doesn't matter what my name is.

The whole point of everything is Eddie, the dude that you met two weeks ago at the bar, has been trying to get a hold of you, but you're not calling him back, so he asked us to get you on the phone and find out why you don't like him. So now he's calling you to call me because I won't return his calls. Yes! He said that three times now. Yes, he said... So why don't you just tell him that you couldn't reach me?

Oh, come on! Why? He really liked you. He said some really wonderful things about you. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not going to call him back. And is there a particular reason? I mean, I'm not going to. This is weird.

I can't believe I'm talking to a radio station. Why am I talking to a radio station? Because we called you because we do a segment called A Second Date Update. It's where I don't want to go into the whole thing again. You said it four times. Yeah. Okay. I'm not going to call him back because, I'll be honest, it was a one-night stand.

Oh, okay. So you were just having... It could be more than that? I mean, I had a good time, I guess, at that time, but it's just a one-night stand. I mean, you know... Yeah, but it could be more. I mean, you guys obviously had chemistry. Some of my most fun relationships came out of wannabe one-night stands.

Wannabe one-night stands? Well, I mean i mean they don't really count i don't know well i actually would like this to be a one night stand you want to keep it a one night stand i mean one night stand means like one night if i called him or talked to him then it's not a one night stand you're breaking the rule yeah chemistry there's rules written somewhere it's like the bible but if you have chemistry you can break the rule here and there. Yeah, but I don't really want to. Oh, my God. Why? There's got to be some reason.

Yeah. Was he not good? No. He was fine. Oh, that's a good question. He was bad, wasn't he? I'm not saying that. I'm just saying it was fine.

So, I don't want to be rude on the radio. Oh. You can be rude on the radio. I was just rude to you a couple times about you not understanding what was going on. Yes, you were.

I decided to do the one night stand and I was like, and it just wasn't what I thought and I would just like to leave that in the history of my life.

Okay. When I look back, I'll see that this is the thing that I did. And look, I did that. And then that's it. Okay. Do you have a lot of one night stands? No, this was my first.

Oh, okay. Do you feel bad about it? Is that why? Do you feel guilty? No. I mean, I've always wanted to try it once. And you know, I did. It's like, you know, one time I wanted to have a Brussels sprout, and I did.

Gotcha. So this is like a bucket list type situation for you. Like, in my life, I want to try a Brussels sprout, and I want to try a guy named Eddie that I met at the bar. Precisely. Right up there at the top. Very specific. All right. Well, I don't think.

And I just meant one Brussels sprout, and I meant just one Eddie. Just one Eddie. All right. Well, I don't think. And I just meant one Brussels sprout, and I meant just one Eddie. Just one Eddie. All right. And you have it. Okay. Eddie and the Brussels sprout. I guess life is complete. Unfortunately, Eddie is on the phone right now and wants to talk to you.

Oh, my God. Are you serious? Yeah. Yeah. Hey, what's up, Sarah? Oh, Eddie. Hey, I heard the conversation. Oh, Eddie. Hey, I heard the conversation. And what you heard? Yeah. Yeah, that's the other part. I forgot to mention he was listening the whole time. I can, you know, try Brussels sprouts

again, you know, try Eddie again. What? Eddie, you're okay. Like her compared you to Brussels sprouts in her life. I'm saying i can i can do better oh okay you don't think you did a good enough job it's not i mean it's it's just that you know imagine that i'm a dude and i'm just like i want to have when i stand i'm not going to call you anymore just like what dudes do just pretend i'm a a dude. Okay, I mean, I'm imagining I'm a dude, and I'm a dude, and I want to see you again. So how about that, imagining? So you're a dude who had a one-night stand with a dude

who wants to see that dude again. Y'all know what I mean. You know what I'm trying to get at. I think I do. I think you're saying that you want to see Sarah again. Yes. Yes. Sorry.

I don't really want to see you again. Oh, Sarah, you're just shooting him down like that? I mean, listen. Well, yes. You could go out with him again, and then you could have another one-night stand down the road and just leave that one as a one-night stand. Maybe this one is something special. Your bucket list thing is kind of ruined now because you're talking

to your one-night stand, so you have to... Well, that's not my fault. That's yours. Oh. It's only if you had called him. Okay, well, what if I... If I didn't.

Okay, but what if I don't, you know, call you for, like, a couple weeks and then after that time, you know, I, you know, we go out one more time

and we leave that one-night stand, you know, in the past that you had it and then, you know, we have it at a date that's, you know, we go out one more time, and we leave that one-night stand, you know, in the past that you had it. And then, you know, we have it at a date that's, you know, different, different than that. There's not really alternate definitions to a one-night stand. There's just really one. And the idea being that it's just one night, like, done.

It was. It was, you know, one night with the old me. I'm now a new Eddie. Come on. Oh. He's changed. Yeah. No.

But I even stole those mugs for you. Okay, that actually made everything worse. It made it worse? You stole mugs. Did you know that I took them back? You really did? Of course I did. Did you know that I took them back? You really did? Of course I did. I just, like, left them outside.

Like, I didn't walk in and was not like, hey. But I just, like, kind of, like, left them on the sidewalk right by the front door because I didn't want to be a party to thievery. Oh. Let me get this straight. You don't like thievery? When you put it like that, no, I do not. Yeah, good, because I don't either oh eddie i don't think you're gonna win this one yeah no he's not all right so i have to ask the question anyway sarah would you like to go out on a second date with eddie we will pay for it

she's like how dumb are you people? Yeah, that is what I was thinking. Yeah, I don't. Yeah, okay. I thought that might be the answer, but you never know. So, sorry, Eddie. No second date for you. Wait, what did I do wrong?

Well, I think this one you're just going to have to chalk up to. She'll never forget you. You'll always be her one night stand. That's to. She'll never forget you. You'll always be her one-night stand. That's true. That's a good point. Okay, yeah, that is true. So then when I come back into her life, she'll be like, oh. No, Eddie.

No, Eddie. You got to give it up, man. No, y'all don't understand. She was everything. She was the one. Oh, man. I'm still on the phone, Eddie. I can hear you.

Oh, Sarah, what's up? Oh, my God. Can't just start it again. Fancy meeting you here. Broken Jubal in the morning. Text in at 78592 says, I'm surprised she didn't want to go out with Eddie again. I mean, a guy who admits that he steals things is always a catch. Talking about today's second date update, if you missed it, Eddie wanted to call a girl named Sarah

Eddie said that they had a great date He actually stole some beer mugs From the bar that they were at And then admitted that he likes to steal things a lot That wasn't the reason he wasn't getting a call back though Sarah was just trying to have a one night stand She's never had one before And she's trying to mark things off of her bucket list

And you think that if you pick the guy who steals a lot of things that you'd be good. Like, that he'd be fine with a one night stand. Yeah. But Eddie was a romantic. He was clean. Yeah. He kept trying to get her back. He kept trying to be like, let's just do one more time.

Give me another shot. Come on. She still said no. She likened him to a Brussels sprout. She said, you want to try Brussels sprouts once in your life, and you want to have a one-night stand once in your life, and so that's what Eddie is. Eddie is the one-night stand for Sarah. I will never eat Brussels sprouts without

thinking of those two, though. And I'll never steal another beer mug without thinking of Eddie, either. Remember, if you want to do a second date update, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back. Remember, Young Jeffrey's Song of the Week is coming up in just a few minutes at 8.10. Move in 92.5.

Ugh, we're so done with New Year, New You. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because you know what you want.

And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will too. Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer.

If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money Podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,

or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, I'm Ed Zitron, host of the Better Offline podcast. And this January, we're going to go on the road to beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada, to cover the Consumer Electronics Show, tech's biggest conference. Better Offline podcast. And this January, we're going to go on the road to beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada to cover the Consumer Electronics Show, tech's biggest conference. Better Offline CES coverage won't be the usual rundown of the hottest gadgets or biggest trends, but an unvarnished look at what the tech industry plans to sell or do to you in 2025. I'll be joined by David Roth of Defector and the writer Edward Ongueso Jr. with guest appearances from Behind the Bastards, Robert Evans, It Could Happen Here's Gare Davis,

and a few surprise guests throughout the show. Listen to Better Offline on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever else you get your podcasts from.