Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: PETrifying Dinner Party

Episode Date: January 14, 2022

Today's Second Date left us completely speechless...Many mistakes were made, starting with a bad dinner date and ending with his mom showing up... But we're going to try our best to turn things around!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I was trapped in addiction. You had to grab the lamp and smash it against the walls. And then I decided I wanted to tell my own story. Listen to Crumbs on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I am here to call it as I see it. And there's a whole lot of things catching my eyes these days. Listen to the I Am Rap Report Stereo Podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, and wherever you get your podcast. Look, I'll be honest. Anytime somebody comes on our show and says that for a date they did dinner and a movie, I silently criticize them.

Why, Jeff? I can get behind that. I'm with him for a first date. It's a horrible idea. You can't talk. You don't get to know the person. I can always talk. Well, you know what?

I really do need to stop judging now. On the other hand, anytime one of our listeners tries a really creative first date, it always seems to go worse than dinner and a movie. Hey, let's print out the local sex offender list and go around to all their addresses and let's just

see what we see. Could be romantic. Exactly. It never seems to go quite as well in practice as it does in your mind. Weird the mood wasn't set on the sex offender date. And maybe that's how one of our listeners, Nick, is feeling today. That he should have gone with a more classic first date idea.

We'll hear about it now. Nick, welcome to the show, man. I don't want to ask. Hey, how's it going? Please tell me you didn't do the sex offender scavenger hunt. Or you weren't found on this list i went original with this one okay even more original than that we'll hear more about your non-traditional date in a second but first tell us about the girl that you met what's her name

her name is britney and i i met britney on a dating app and it went pretty good i mean we talked for about three weeks on text and like on the phone and stuff yeah you guys even had phone calls yeah i don't know why you guys are acting like it's strange that i would talk to a woman before i go on a date with her i only call you if i really i don't even answer my mom's calls like i have to really like you especially if you facetime too that's a whole nother level of of making eye contact. But Nick's more old school, like more traditional with his romance, clearly.

You know how to court a woman first. I love how that's old school. Like actually speaking to them directly. So that's nice. You had three weeks of correspondence. What did you end up doing for a date? I'm using his terms. I invited her to dinner

party with some friends oh oh oh so you're going in hot you're just introducing her to your friends right away yeah oh man i didn't really mean for it to happen like that like i didn't want them all to meet her at once but britney and my schedule just was not linking up britney and me were not having an easy time getting a date together. Okay. I mean, how did you prep her for a dinner with all your friends? I didn't prep her for it. What?

Oh, no. Did you tell her that your friends were going to be at this dinner, or you just invited her over to dinner, and it's like, surprise, here's my entire social circle? Definitely the second one. brutal yeah oh my god okay i mean even if she knew she was coming to that that sounds bad but a surprise what was her what did she say when you guys i mean did you just walk into somebody's house or was it at your house paint the picture for me here yeah we got a lot of questions uh it was at my house so i was cooking up a bunch of food and she showed up late oh she was late so i was just about ready to like plate and everything and get going oh it was that late

oh so you were like people were sitting down at the table ready to eat not quite there but they were close they were feeding frenzy around okay Frenzy around. Okay. Awkward. Well, and she didn't realize that she had to be on time. Like that there was, cause you didn't tell her, right? That other people would be waiting on her as well. No, I didn't. I thought she'd show up on time. It was a mistake. I didn't prepare. So she shows up late. She goes to your door. Like what happens? So, uh, she came, and everybody just wanted her attention. And it was just a pig pile. Everybody wanted to meet her.

Oh, no. They, like, swarmed her at the door? Totally. I hope they'd be subtle, but obviously they weren't. They weren't. Like, oh, he's bringing her dates. Okay, so she comes in, and your friends are all about her. How does dinner go? Dinner was a nightmare.

What? Really? Why? Dinner was a nightmare. What? Really? Why? So we're there. We're sitting around the table and everybody's played it up finally. And then my mom showed up. No. Wait, so she's meeting your friends and your mom?

I did not invite my mom to dinner. What is this, a movie? This is amazing. Oh, my God. At this point point because you'd been talking to britney for three weeks like so i feel like you may have a little bit of a sense of how she was doing she was just kind of quiet too but i couldn't keep an eye on her the whole time because i was dealing with my friends yeah so clearly this doesn't go in the way that you

hoped it would go how did the night end i mean i made a pretty good dessert and you know she didn't eat much of it but i was just in a little temper tantrum when my mom showed up and i just basically browned out uh she put browned out okay it's like not fully black all right we got you so it sounds like you you just wish that this night never even happened and you want to do over a total do over exactly okay that makes sense man i want to do her for you yeah slight recap i want to brown out this entire first part of the call but we'll play a song we'll come back we'll call britney for you and we'll try and get you a second date update okay thank you all right hold on second date update you know a lot of times after a listener calls in and tells us about a really bad date that they went on,

we'll try and reassure them like, hey, it's okay, you know. We've heard worse things happen on this show before. Yeah. But honestly, today I'm not sure if we have. Oh, no. Don't tell them that. Because Nick emailed us and he told us about a dinner date that he threw with all of his friends and didn't let his date know that they were going to be there.

Surprise! Yeah, that's the first strike. That's only the first strike. Hey, you're going to meet everybody and me for the very first time. Then his mom showed up uninvited and acted kind of cold towards her. And to top it all off, she left after barely touching his homemade dessert and was that the worst that is well yeah i thought that was the worst part in my mind but nick i'm assuming she didn't do any touching of you either at the end of this whole thing i mean we did a hug it was

pretty congenial okay okay it's not a sexy word for a date. You're a genius. And what's happened since? Have you tried to reach out and she's just not hitting you back or what? I mean, I texted a couple times, but I don't like to flood the gates with text messages. Totally. That's good at least, bro. Sometimes that's the problem in itself. You're like, hey, hey, what's up? And she's just ghosting.

She hasn't been clear on where she's at? I wouldn't call it ghosting, but it's somewhere around there. Okay. All right. I don't know if any of this is sounding good no yeah there's nothing that stuck out that i'm like hey i know like i what i what i do think is good is that nick you realize that there were some mistakes made and you want to redo and i think that that i mean most people will give you a second chance yeah you're not oblivious bro yeah that's what I'm trying for, but we'll see. Are you cooking a meal right now, Nick?

Is that what I'm hearing in the background? No, that's me spinning a spoon in a cup of coffee. I'm sorry. That's okay. Multitasking isn't your strong suit. Yeah, so if you could just stop that for a second. He's like, I'm in the middle of a breakfast party right now. All right, why don't you try and finish up your coffee real quick. Meanwhile, I'm in the middle of a breakfast party right now. All right.

Why don't you try and finish up your coffee real quick. Meanwhile, I will dial Brittany's phone number, and we'll try and get her on the line and see what she has to say, if she even answers. Okay? Awesome. Thank you so much. Maybe put your phone on mute while we call her. Yeah. Okay.

I'm not kidding. Okay. Get all the cream and sugar right now. I know. We need to try and make as little noise, as little possibility that something's going to go wrong during this call. So here we go. Good luck to us. I'm dialing the number right now. Hello?

Hey, is this Brittany? This is. Hey, Brittany, my name is Jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. How you doing? Hi, good. Hi. Hi, Brittany. Hey.

Hi. Good morning. What's going on? That's my co-host, Brooke. The whole team is here, Jose, Alexis, and I. We're all calling you to do a second date update today. Okay, you don't know what that is? I know second date updates.

Okay. Who's doing this? Okay. Alright. There's a guy that emailed us trying to get a hold of you. His name's Nick. Oh, God. Yeah.

Okay. That's kind of the reaction we thought might happen. Yeah. Like, that was probably one of the weirdest, creepiest dates I've ever been on. And so now that there's a radio station calling me, I'm just like, do I need to change my address? What's happening? No.

No, no, no. It's not that bad. We don't have your address, by the way. Oh, that's good. I didn't know what she thought was creepy about it. We didn't think creepy. So we talked to Nick before we called you, and he said that the date didn't go quite the way he hoped.

He mentioned that he surprised you a little bit, and looking back, he thinks maybe it wasn't the best idea to invite you to a dinner party with all his friends and not tell you about it did he use the word friends again is that what he said yeah he said it was a dinner party where he was cooking for everybody and you just showed up and you didn't know that all his friends were going to be there well that's not the whole story because his friends are his pets. What? What?

They're not people? What do you mean? No. No, no, no, no, no. I get to his house. He had, like, a chef hat on. He was cooking. A chef hat?

In his own home? He said he had, like, a hat and an apron on. I thought he was joking. Yeah, I thought that was a joke. Like, he literally had a chef hat on. I'm even happier. Yeah. joking like he literally had a chef hat on yeah and he had five to like seven pets and he referred to those pets as his friends mind you like dogs cats like i i got in the door and they like

practically jumped me no wonder they're alive it's not like stuffed pets no remember we said they all stormed her they They all wanted to like. So it's a bunch of dogs running up to you and like jumping up on you. Yeah. And like they're cute dogs. I love animals. Oh, no. But the fact that he kept referring to them as his friends.

And I was like, okay. Okay. Party. He said dinner party like you were all sitting around a table together. There was an iguana on the dinner table. No. Are you joking? I'm sorry.

It's fine. You can swear. This is shocking. Oh, God. I'm not even kidding, you guys. At one point, I texted my friend. I was like, I think that I'm on a date with Ace Ventura's son. Imagine like birds flying around, ferrets running around.

Did you say anything? I'm sorry. He did not tell us any of this stuff. He just said friends. He didn't mention any animals. It's like I'm shocked, so I can't imagine what your reaction was. You know, again, like I love animals, but then like do you have real, do you have human friends? Yeah.

Nick also said that his mom showed up halfway through. was the craziest part because he told me that his mom had passed away right she passed on and that he had a sense or a feeling that she had shown up in spirit oh it's sweet but it's a lot for a first date. And he said, mom wants to know how many men you've been with. What? Oh, mom's coming in hot. Not even what's her middle name. She's a more traditional type mom.

I thought I was about to get pranked or something, but then at the same time, I'm like, it was just so bizarre that I just needed to get out of there. Okay. Okay. I am interested to know the answer to his out of there. Okay. I am interested to know the answer to his mom's question. No, you are not. That is not your business.

Maybe we can get to that in just a second, but first I need to tell you that Nick is actually on the other line listening. Oh, God. Yeah, and he wants to talk to you. Sorry. Nick? I mean, she asked those questions. I didn't really want to tell her, but... That's what you come in with. Nick, you left so much out of your story. I didn't really want to tell her, but... That's what you come in with.

Nick, you left so much out of your story. I mean, there's a lot. I told you there's a lot going on. It's a wild house. Very wild. Yeah, I'd say so. So, the iguana is my friend's animal. Okay.

Didn't mean to clarify that, but glad we did. But yeah, I take care of animals sometimes when my friends go out of town for vacation and I'm booked. Nick, did you hear how shocking this all was to her? Yeah. Yeah. Pretty eye opening.

I mean, maybe you should talk to her about it a little bit because she's obviously taken aback. Brittany, how how you been you know um i'm good i am great uh i don't i really have more words than that do you want to get dinner out somewhere sometime hector has returned so i can leave the house again who's hector is that the parrot which one is hector the iguana owner oh that's a human he got his iguana back okay okay um well britney on the bright side of this clearly he has you know an affection for living things and he knows how to take care of

good point people and i mean do you have any questions for Nick that you need to have answered? Yeah, actually, I do have a question about the whole conversation with your mom being there. I mean, dude, you totally made that up. Come on. My mom's parrot does live with me because my mom's parrot outlived my mother. So sometimes when my mom's parrot talks, I say my mom's talking. Oh, so you think she's talking to you. Wait, and you trained your parrot to ask dates how many men they've been with? No, I did not train the parrot.

The parrot was trained by my mother. Oh, so right. I mean, here's the thing. That question has no, like, it doesn't matter. Why would you even ask that? I completely agree. I need to stop listening to my parents morse code i'm sorry okay i mean that's just a very misogynistic

thank you jose i mean there are certain people out there i'm sure that would love a date with this guy do you mean people or pets or people who need a pet somebody somebody i'm sure, is interested. Absolutely. And, Brittany, we're hoping you might be that somebody, because we will offer to send you out on another date with Nick. A regular one. And we'll pay for it. You guys, that's so sweet of you all, and I appreciate the gesture, but this is a hard no.

Okay. Well, sorry we couldn't get you another date, Nick, but, hey, if you ever have another dinner party with your friends, we want to go. I need to witness this in person. Tell your mother to be there, too. I want to have words with her. I want to talk to the parents. One of my buddies who lives on Wallaby Lane is going out of town in a couple months. So that'll be an exciting time. Very specific.

I don't know. It and jeffrey in the morning catch john stewart back in action on the daily show and in your ears with the daily show ears edition podcast from his hilarious satirical takes on today's politics and entertainment to the unique voices of correspondents and contributors, it's your perfect companion to stay on top of what's happening now. Plus, you'll get special content just for podcast listeners, like in-depth interviews and a roundup of the week's top headlines. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Emi Olea, host of the podcast Crumbs. you get your podcasts. I was trapped in addiction. You had to grab the lamp and smash it against the walls. And then I decided I wanted to tell my own story.

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