Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: 3rd Wheeler

Episode Date: November 3, 2017

In today's Second Date Update Vick wants to call Susan and ask her to go out with him again. What makes this so interesting is that Susan NEVER actually went on a date with Vick!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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All I know is that we got an email from a dude named Vic, and it simply said, please help, I was the third wheel, and now I want to be the second wheel. So let's try to figure it out. And Vic, if you want to be the second wheel, is it possible that I could be the spare tire in the trunk? What? Is that the fourth wheel or is that back to third wheel?

I think that's the fifth wheel. I don't know exactly what it is. If it's something in Urban Dictionary and I misspoke right there, please don't. I don't want to know what it is. The tire in the trunk, huh? This is an innocent joke there, Vic. Yeah, what does your email mean? It was confusing.

All it said was, you want to be the second wheel. We're not talking cars, are we? Because that's not what the segment is about. We're definitely not talking cars, no. So I sort of went on a date with someone, but it wasn't really my date. Wait, hold on. Sort of turned into my date, almost, I think. I'm not sure.

Slow up, okay. What? First, whose date did you accidentally go on? It was a coworker of mine. It's really weird how it happened. My coworker, it was his birthday a couple days ago. And, you know, I asked him what he was doing, and he said he was just going to go grab a drink at a bar with his friend.

And I sort of felt bad for the guy. You know, it's his birthday. I wanted to make him feel special. So I found out which bar he was going to. And I planned to surprise him at the bar with, like, funfetti and silly string. I, like, choreographed a small dance for him. Dude, you are an awesome coworker. Wow.

Yeah, yeah. So you have a crush on him. Yeah. Yeah, I think an awesome co-worker. Wow. Yeah, yeah. So you have a crush on him. Yeah. That's what this is actually about. He's the one I want to date. Wait, are you joking or not? I can't tell. I'm joking. I would have been totally for that.

Yeah, that's a lot to do for a co-worker though. Well, yeah. I felt bad for him because I feel like he never does anything for his birthday. So I was like, alright all right this year i'm gonna be really silly and goofy and like make him really happy and it's gonna be great so i i get to the bar and i have all this silly string and i'm like dressed up as a clown and everything and i realized that he's at the bar with another girl and it turns out he's on a blind date with this girl. And then the look in his eyes he gave me,

I realized that this girl was like a romantic interest or something. And then she went to the bathroom, and he explained it all to me. He's like, get out of here now. Leave. What did he say when you guys went to the bathroom? He explained to me that he had met this girl online, but she didn't know that it was his birthday. Yeah, because that's a lot of pressure on a first date. You don't tell people that it's your birthday if you're going out on a first date.

But the problem was when I came in, I screamed happy birthday, surprise, happy birthday. So she then realized that it was his birthday. Oh, okay. See, if I was that dude, I would have just instantly grabbed my phone and called the police and had you arrested. Like there's some crazy person stalking me. I have no idea what he's talking about. He's just a clown. Apparently, he's a better friend to you than I would be.

So I felt really bad because I think I made it pretty awkward for them. And I ended up staying. So this explains the email that I sent you. I stayed at the bar with them on their first date. Okay. So you felt bad, but you didn't feel bad enough to leave, and now you want to, I'm guessing, call her and ask her on a date? Yeah.

Okay. You went from an awesome friend dressed in a clown suit spraying confetti to, like, a leech, man. That's not cool. Well, first of all, he wanted me to stay because he felt awkward about the whole situation and needed like sort of like a wingman after that happened. So he made me sit down when she came back.

And so I wasn't like I offered to leave. Obviously, I wasn't going to like leech the whole situation there. Yeah, but what do you say in that situation? Like you have to invite the person to stay that randomly shows up. Like if it were me, I would have told him to fuck off. But I think he felt really uncomfortable. tell us about her yeah oh she was amazing she was really cool she was just like really funny and definitely got my sense of humor and we definitely like hit it off right away i i felt kind of bad before i knew it you know we had a

couple of drinks and then like me and her were laughing a bunch and talking and he was sort of over to the side and she was sort of touching my arm in a kind of flirtatious way and I felt like maybe it was it turned into our date. Wow, and did it seem like that

bothered him? To be honest, I was not taking too much notice of him. Do you not feel guilty about this at all? Like you showed up to your friend's birthday on his date and stole his date. Yeah, I mean, I don't feel good about it. But also, I can't help where things go. And if I hit it off with someone, then that's sort of meant to be, you know? Do you know if the two of them have continued to talk? I do not. I haven't talked to him about it because I'm just anxious about the situation.

I can't stop thinking about her. And if I find out that they have been seeing each other, it's like, I don't know. I don't want it to escalate to anything. So you got her number that night. I did get her number. We were taking a bunch of pictures and we were taking them on my phone and she wanted them sent to her. So I got her number that night. That's the old, hey, no, we can take the pictures with my phone and I'll text them to you. Yeah, exactly. Okay. So you have, you have her number and have you guys actually talked outside of that night?

No, no, we, we haven't talked since then. I mean, I would certainly like to. Wait, did you try to call her or text her or anything? No, I haven't done anything. I'm a little scared to because I don't know, like, what if I text her and she's with my coworker and, you know, I just don't know what the situation is. Well, then you ask where they're at and show up again. Yep. Pretty simple. All right, well, we'll play a song, come back, and then we'll call her and see if we can steal his new girlfriend for you. Well, yeah, but can you not put it that way? Oh, all right.

My bad, Vic. All right, we'll do it next. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the Morning's Second Date Update. The great Tupac Shakespeare once said, All is fair in love and war. So if I'm out on a date with a lady, and the waiter comes up and starts hitting on her,

is it okay for her to go home with the waiter? Yes, it is. Really? Is it okay for her to go home with the waiter? Yes, it is. Is it okay for me to come along and film? Yes, it is. Did I request that that happen on my date? Yes, I did. So all is fair in love and war.

But enough about my dating life. We're talking about Vic right now. He met up with his co-worker who was out on his birthday having drinks with somebody that he met online. He kind of crashed the date not knowing that he was going to be out with somebody who he was interested in. But anyway, Vic

ended up flirting with the girl and he got her phone number and now he wants to call her to ask her out. We don't know if his co-worker is still talking to her or not but we're going to call her anyway and attempt to steal his girl. Are you ready, Mr. Steal Your Girl? Vic? Yeah, you know, I don't really know if I like that nickname. No? Well, it's the truth, sir.

Try to come up with something else then. Vic, here's where I think you're going wrong, though. I feel like you should really talk to your coworker first before encroaching on his date. I mean, that's the only way to, I feel like, salvage your friendship. Yeah, but I'm not too concerned about the friendship at this point. I'm a little more occupied with getting this girl. All is fair in love and war. And if Vic would like me to come along and film,

then I shall because all is fair in love and war, Vic. I bet you have quite the video collection, Jubal. We should all have a viewing party sometime. Yeah, great. Anyway, Vic, are you ready to give her a call and ask her out? Or have us ask her out? Yeah, yeah, you guys ask her out. I don't know, it's going to be crazy. All right, here we go.

Hello? Hi, is this Susan? Yeah, who's this? Hey, Susan, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. Okay, I don't know. Brook and Jubal in the Morning is a radio show. Okay.

And I'm calling you today because one of our listeners actually sent us an email about you. Uh-oh. You're already scared. That's a good sign, Susan. Yeah. Is it good or bad? If it's bad, maybe I don't want to hear it. No.

It's actually really good. Okay. So we do a segment on our show called The Second Date Update. That's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then they end up not calling you after that date, you can email us and we'll get them on the phone and ask why. Okay. Been on any dates recently? Um, yeah. So do you have any idea who would be wanting to call you?

I don't know, maybe Scott? Scott. And is Scott a guy that you had drinks with and then his buddy showed up dressed as a clown? Yes. Yes. Perfect. This is about your date with Scott. I mean, I figured he was going to call me eventually.

Yeah. Well, we're not calling on Scott's behalf, though. You're not? Nope. We're calling because you didn't tip the bartender, I guess, on your day. That is not why we're calling. The bartender wanted to call me? No.

His buddy, the guy that showed up as a clown, Vic, he wanted us to call you. Wait. Vic? He asked about me? Yeah. He did more than ask about you. He emailed us to call you wait vick he asked about me yeah he did more than ask about you he emailed us to call you really what'd he say oh my god he said uh your voice is getting that high pitch thing which is always a good thing when you talk about boys and you're a woman yeah it sounds weird you say talk about boys and you're a woman i don't know talk about men and you're a woman. I don't know. Talk about men and you're a woman. That works for me. I don't know. Anyway.

Males and you're female. Sorry, Susan. Wait, no. So tell me, what did Vic say? Well, he said that he liked you a lot and that he had your phone over because you guys texted back and forth a picture or something.

And he wanted to call to ask you out, but he wasn't sure how to do that. So he emailed us to do it instead because I guess that's less weird. Aw. Well, that's kind of sweet. Oh my gosh. I was going to text him too, but I thought it would be kind of weird. Okay, wait. Before we get any further, are you still talking to Scott, who you actually

went out on a date with? I mean, he texted me a few times, but I don't know. He's just really not my type, so I haven't really responded. So let me just tell you what Vic told us. Vic told us that he showed up and it was awkward or whatever, but he says that he felt like

you were flirting with him the whole time while you were out with his coworker. Is that true? Sounds like it's true. Well, I don't think it was the whole time. Okay. If you were flirting with any man that was dressed as a clown for any amount of time,

I feel like that means that you must like him a lot because clowns are not easy to be attracted to. Unless you have a clown fetish, Susan. Do you have a clown fetish? No, no. He was really cute. He wasn't wearing the nose or anything. Oh my gosh, Susan.

You sound excited. I know. I had a really good time. And if you talked to him, could you tell him my mashed potatoes were running? Your mashed potatoes were running? What does that mean?

It was just like an inside joke between us. Could you tell them that? Sure. Susan, shouldn't you tell them like you'd like to see them again or something, not your mashed potatoes were runny? Yeah, I just want them to know because we were talking about it for a while. So he'll get it. It's funny.

Well, hey, Susan, hang on. Let's see if he gets it. Hey, Vic, her mashed potatoes are runny. Yeah, Susan, you're right. He's laughing. You were right. Oh, I forgot to mention. He's on the phone listening and wants to talk to you. Hey, Susan.

Hi. That mashed potato joke. Can't get over it. Can't get over that mashed potato joke, Susan. Write that down. Oh, my God. Have you been listening to this whole thing? Yeah, I've been here the whole time. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah. Hi, hi. Hi. This is weird because I can tell you guys hate each other and never want to see each other again already. Dude, I feel awkward listening in on the two of you even saying hi together. You're so giddy. There is a lot of chemistry there.

I don't know what you're talking about. So are we going to just sit here and listen to you guys giggle for the next five minutes? Or are you just going to talk to each other? Wow, yeah, yeah. I'm that i i did it this way i just wasn't sure if i should call or text or if that would be weird so i hope this isn't weirder no i kind of like it because i didn't know if i should text you either um because of how we met. Right, right, yeah. Sorry I didn't reach out to you, but I wanted to let you know that I haven't really hung out with Scott or texted him or talked to him or anything. So, yeah.

I really wanted to talk to you. Really? Yeah. Isn't that obvious, Vic? It should be. I'm just making sure. Okay. Oh, my God.

You guys are so stinking cute. What are you feeling right now? Nervous. Yeah, a little bit. I don't know. Do you think Scott will be mad about this whole thing? I don't really know him

as well as you. We might... Yeah, I don't think he's going to be too upset. I mean... Well too upset i mean you guys i know how we can tell because scott's actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to both what no it's no no no really no no he's not i was joking oh my god oh my god that'd be awful just some man comes in screaming obscenities and ruins all this giggly fun? Honestly, I don't think he'll mind.

He's been on a dating spree lately. So he's, I don't know, he sees girls all the time. And he's dusting chicks all the time. Dusting chicks? Dusting. Does that mean literally with a duster? Or he's hooking up with a lot of, I have never heard. You've heard the term dusting, right?

No. Not really. What does that mean? Leave him in the dust. It's like... I mean, I guess, yeah. Like shopping, you know? He's shopping around.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. All right. I'm picky. I'm different. I don't really see a lot of girls, but when I do meet someone that I really like,

then I usually know because I'm picky like that. So, hey, Susan. Oh, my God, that's so cute. Hi. Hey. Hi. I'm just going to see how long you guys can do that. All of you, shut up.

I love it. Back and forth. You guys are so darling together. Susan, would you like to go out with Vic again on a, well, a second meeting? Actual date? We'll pay for it. Yep. Then you definitely. Threw a curveball there. I didn't expect you to say yes.

That would have been so sad if she denied it. She's like, you know what? Now all this talk about Scott, I can't do it. So Vic, there you go, man. You got your date. All right. I'm looking forward to it. Oh my God. What are you, man. You got your date. Alright. I'm looking forward to it. Oh my god, what are you guys going to do? I don't know.

Maybe we should hang out with Scott. Yeah, hit him up. I'm sure he'd love to come along. Broken Jubal in the morning. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help.

That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. John Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with the daily show ears edition podcast dive into john's unique take on the biggest topics in politics

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