Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: A Little Hazy

Episode Date: August 2, 2013

Danielle Googled Simon after their special date together and she found something that she wants NOTHING TO DO WITH! Could it really be that bad? Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: ZakVTA. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Man, we've got some amazing guests lined up to close out the season, but you know, I don't want any of you guys to miss all the incredible conversations we've had so far. I mean, we talked to A. But, you know, I don't want any of you guys to miss all the incredible conversations we've had so far. I mean, we talked to A. Marie, Johnny Marr, Eve,

Jonathan Schechter, Billy Porter, and so many more. Look, if you haven't heard these episodes yet, hey, now's your chance. You gotta check them out. Listen to Questlove Supreme on the iHeartRadio app,

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm excited to talk to today's second dater because in his email he says he's surprised he's not getting a call back because of his technique with the ladies. This could be you calling in, Jewel.

His name is Simon. What's up, Simon? How are you? What's up? Big fan of the show. How are you guys doing? Pretty good, dude. Thanks for your email. Now, you said that you took this girl Danielle out for dinner and bowling? Yes. All right, and how'd it go? I thought it went well. I mean, there's a pizzeria right next door,

so I thought, you know, figure I had some pizza and some beers, and we just walked on over and we went bowling. I want to know your technique with the ladies. What's your surefire technique that you're talking about in your email? Well, I grew up with a bunch of women in my house. I have like three older sisters and basically they always told me

since I work out a lot, you know, I got a cute face and all that, but they just said the best technique for me to do is just stand there and shut up. Okay. And when I do get their attention,

just talk only about them. Hey, that is good advice. Yeah. It's actually great advice. Did you not bring up that you're really ripped and you got an awesome face? Well, no, but I just love talking to girls. I just love when I talk

to them, you talk especially about them. You light them up like a Christmas tree, so I think that's pretty cool. Simon lets his good looks speak for themselves. Simon is actually kind of adorable. It's working on me. It's working.

Simon, you're right about your technique. And I use my puppy dog eyes as well. Okay. She's leaving her husband for you, Simon. What? Simon, what was it like bowling and pizza? Were things chatty? Was there flirting going on?

Well, the thing is, I didn't really tell her that I was a state bowling champ. So I just kind of showed her the robes and let her beat me a few times. And she seemed to be enjoying it a lot. And we're just having a few drinks here and there. It was a lot of fun. You can't pull out all the big guns in one time, like the good looks and the state bowling championship. Exactly.

Okay, so how'd the date end? There was a lot of flirting going on and stuff, so I thought I might not be needing that cab ride

back home, but she insisted that she had to get up early and stuff, so I kind of played it fine, and so I got my cab and when it showed up

I was going to move in four kids, and she goes no she's just on the first date so she'll give me a call and uh we'll go from there so you know i thought i was in and uh i've been texting her and calling and nothing how many times have you texted and called her uh a lot a lot more more more more more fingers than on my hand you know what i mean what would your sisters have told you about that what they would have called me a but uh simon she's got something that i you know about all the women that i've dated i mean she's i don't know i just like her i mean i mean i guess because i'm used to girls putting on the first date.

This girl kind of pushed me back. Yeah, I mean, it's obvious with the way that you know how to handle the ladies that you probably are very successful on first dates. So this is probably new territory for you, right? Yeah, yeah. And, you know, normally women don't treat me like this. And I've got to figure out what's going on. I can't, I can't, I guess I got to swallow my pride on this, but it just bugs the crap out of me.

Okay. Oh, man, Simon. Here we go, Simon. We're going to play a song, come back, call her, and get your second date update, all right? All right. Please help me, please. Give us like three and a half minutes. Hang on, buddy.

All right. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update. If you're just tuning in for the second date update, Simon took his girl Danielle out for dinner and bowling. He's surprised that she isn't calling him back because he used his technique on her,

which is what? Just being quiet and listening to her, right? Wow. Talking about her. And talking about her, that's right. Asking the date you're with questions about themselves. It's not really a technique. It's just kind of kindness.

But okay. It's called having a regular conversation with somebody. All right. Are you ready to give her a call? I'm crossing my toes right now. Go for it. Okay. Hello?

Hi, I was looking for Danielle. This is she. Hey, Danielle, how are you? This is Jubal from Brick and Jubal in the Morning. I'm moving 92.5. Hi. Congratulations on getting a call from one of Seattle's top five celebrities. Nice to meet you.

Well, wow. Why, uh, to, uh, what, uh, why? Yeah. You actually recently went on a date with somebody who's a friend of the show. Uh-huh. And he emailed us about you because you haven't been calling him back.

He's tried to text you a few times and would love to take you out on a second date but can't understand why you're blowing him off. Do you have any idea who I could be talking about?

Is his name Simon? Mm-hmm. His name is Simon. Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. So what did you think of Simon? He's cute. Yeah.

That's not what I expected her to say. Yeah. Did you enjoy your date with him? Not yes and no. That's a weird answer. Yeah, what does that mean? I can't tell if he's quiet or polite. He's one or the other, quiet or polite.

And, yeah, just not a lot of content. So he's boring, you think? Not quite boring, just kind of silent. Okay. Didn't have much to say about himself. So it's because he's quiet? Yeah, people would be surprised to find out I'm pretty quiet in person. So when I go out on dates, I don't talk very much either,

mostly because I'm disinterested. But at the same time, maybe he just wanted to know about you. Like, too much, though. He wanted to know, like, too much. Really? Too many details, yeah. So is that why you don't want to call him back or go out with him again? No, it was nice.

The attention felt nice, but no, I just don't think we're right for each other. Is there anything, Danielle, that you're leaving out or quirks that might have happened that turned you off? Well, you know, there's Google, and so

I did a little research, and I just don't think he's my kind of person. Oh, here we go. What has he got? Has he's my kind of person. Oh. Here we go. Okay. What has he got? Has he been arrested? Come on. I mean, not yet.

He hasn't been arrested yet, but, yeah, he's just not into the kind of thing that I think I could, you know, have for a boyfriend or bring home. What kind of weird stuff is he into? World of Warcraft. World of Warcraft. That's not what I was thinking. Not that. What kind of stuff is he into? World of Warcraft. World of Warcraft. That's not what I was thinking. Not bad. What kind of stuff is he into?

What'd you find? I don't know if I should say it. It's kind of a big deal. I mean, it's on Google, so, I mean, it's already out there. Big deal? Yeah, well, he's running a dispensary. Like he runs a weed dispensary? Yes.

Okay. No wonder he wanted to take you out for pizza then. That all makes sense now. No wonder he's so quiet. I can't imagine a guy who runs a weed dispensary being my boyfriend. I mean, I felt anxious about it, and I didn't even know him yet he knows so you can't go out someone who gives you anxiety before you even know hey Danielle yeah real quick I should probably tell you this Simon is actually on the phone been listening to the whole conversation hey and by the way i don't run a dispensary i own the

dispensary okay so you own a weed dispensary are you are do you smoke a lot then? Occasionally. I mean, I don't like to use a lot of my things. A little. Yeah, you do. Were you stoned when you went out with Danielle? Well, I needed a little courage,

so I took a little. But I didn't think it was going to, you know, matter or mean anything, you know. But I was hungry, you know, so that's why I took it to get some pizza. You know. See, this is the, you know, like, things, they matter and mean something to me, and, you know, they don't to most potheads. Yeah, no, you need to think about the benefits of going out with me on a sex date. The benefits? Yeah.

You get free pot all you want. Jose's ready to date you. Yeah, let's do it. I mean, you don't have to only smoke it. I got cookies. I got candy. Any way you want it, I got it. And I can make you cupcakes if you want.

I mean, I mean. Weed cupcakes. Come on. This is unreal. What's unreal? I mean, I'm rich. I got a lot of money. I mean.

What else do you want? He's got money and weed. I feel like second date has just turned into a drug deal. Yeah. This is unreal. You know, I mean, I think he didn't even listen to me. Like, I bet you that he does not remember my dog's name. You had a dog? You know, you can go smoke your pod and have your dispensary.

I don't want to talk about that kind of thing. It's not a part of my life. I just, you know, you can go smoke your pod and have your dispensary. I don't want to talk about that kind of thing. It's not a part of my life, and I don't want to do it. You know, it's fine for you to do it, and I don't want to be part of it. Nice. Danielle, now that you got that all said and done, would you like to go out on a second date with Simon? We will pay for it. Yeah, we'll pay for you guys to go out again.

Thank you, but absolutely not. That was a quick no. Yeah. I'm shocked. Ouch. Dude, there is plenty of little hippie hearts out there waiting for you, Simon. Oh, man. That hurts.

Don't worry. I'm going to hit the bomb now. Yeah. Simon, I'll just use the money that I was going to pay for a dinner for you guys and just send you a bunch of Twinkies. You'll be good, dude. Simon, I'll just use the money that I was going to pay for a dinner for you guys and just send you a bunch of Twinkies. You'll be good. Broken Jubal in the morning. Catch Jon Stewart back in action on The Daily Show and in your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast.

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I mean, we talked to A. Marie, Johnny Marr, E., Jonathan Schechter, Billy Porter, and so many more. Look, if you haven't heard these episodes yet, hey, now's your chance. You've got gotta check them out listen to quest love supreme on the iheart radio app apple podcast or wherever you get your podcast