Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Adventures In Catering

Episode Date: August 19, 2020

We've got some inside information on the catering business....Kurt used an "old catering trick" to hook up with a woman... But he needs our help sealing the deal!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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And Kurt's request is kind of weird Because normally when people Ride into the show for help There was an actual date that happened But Kurt hasn't really Been out with this woman yet Well then why are we even talking to Kurt? There's so many people that request these.

I'm sorry. Why are we wasting time with people that aren't following the rules? Well, it's kind of like, you know, middle school rules where Kurt wants us to ask her friend to go ask her if she likes him and then she'll tell her friend to come back to us and then we'll report it back to Kurt. And it's like, do you like like them or like like like like them? Circle yes, no, or maybe on this crumpled up piece of paper. Can, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I'm an adult. I've asked her out. We've actually shared appetizers and finger food. So we kind of have been on a date. Oh, okay.

Okay. Well, maybe your email just confused me. Why don't you tell us a little bit more about her? I'll break it down for you so that you can understand it a little better. Oh, thank you so much. You obviously listen to the show. You need to talk slow. I know how to handle you guys. Thank you. So what's her name? Her name's Cassie.

Cassie. All right. And how'd you meet her? I'm actually a server for a catering company. Okay. And so I actually get hit on by women a lot at these parties, but they're usually much older than me and they're kind of like cougars who have had a few too many champagne flutes. I was going to comment on how hot I think men with food are, but now I'm not going to after you finish that sentence. We have our own cougar, bro. No, I am very young and hip. Oh, yeah. So is Cassie one

of the cougars? No. I finally met a nice, beautiful lady who is in my age range. Dude, that's exciting. I mean, did you notice her first or did she notice you? I mean, I definitely noticed her. I don't know when she noticed me, but she was with her little group of friends and she was wearing this very sexy little black dress. And I'm very observant and I have to be especially observant when I notice a gorgeous young woman. I noticed that she likes this particular little finger food that we were serving. It's these mashed sweet potato avocado bites. Oh, yeah.

Sounds so good. Interesting. In my mouth. Women and their avocados. They can't resist. It doesn't matter what it's on. Yeah. Seriously.

They actually are really good. So I noticed that she was, like, really digging these. So a buddy of mine, I was like, yo, dude, let me get that tray. Smart, dude. Smooth. So I switched the trays, and then I was, like, circling back to her little group of friends as much as possible just so I could, like, interact with her and just kind of get a feel for, you know, what she was all about. Yeah, for sure.

You're, like, sprinting all the way around the outside of the party and coming right back to her. Sweating. And now I'm realizing why all the uggos at these parties are always carrying the crappy apps. Because the hot guys took the good ones. You got to trade up for the best foods. Yeah, you guys would be surprised. It's really actually very accurate.

I'm going to pay attention next time. I know. I love getting this insight into the catering world. Alright, so you were talking with Cassie a lot. How did that go? It was great. I mean, she was really flirty. She's really funny. Like, she's witty and cool. And then at one point, like, I was like, whoa, she's into me because she's into me because sometimes I'm kind of a dirty girl.

Hey, what's up? I was like, whoa. I'd be like, no, I don't because I'm a dirty boy. She's like, no, actually, it's why I'm wearing a black dress. I tend to stain everything that I own. She was definitely just, like, being funny. She's like, no, actually it's why I'm wearing a black dress. I tend to stain everything that I own. She was definitely just like being funny. It was cute. Yeah. Well, that's a good sign. Right. And then you're thinking it's on.

I mean, it was your turn to make a move. What'd you do? I fully put my tray down and I just started having a full conversation with her. Eventually my boss came over and was like, yeah, you gotta get back to work. Oh, it's a catering bad boy. I see. Nice. So you told us that you didn't go on an official date with her.

So how did this end? At the end of the night, I was like, we should hang out. And she was like, yeah, that'd be really fun. And we exchanged numbers and we started texting. And I asked her what she was doing on Friday. And that got no response. And I texted her again. And I was like, yo, did you get my text?

And I never heard anything from her. So it's been, like, almost a week. And it's kind of like maybe she has a boyfriend. Maybe she was drunk and, like, didn't actually like me. I don't know. That's what I thought, bro. Maybe you're not as sexy without a tray of avocados in your hand. Yeah, I don't know.

Maybe she only likes me when she can get free little finger foods. It's part of your appeal. Dude, that's all women, though. You were the gateway to the sweet potatoes. So what's your instinct? What is your instinct telling you? Maybe she's turned off by me being a cater waiter.

I don't know, but she gave me her number, so. It is a good sign, though, that she, like, took the time to flirt with you and gave you her number. I mean, those are all signs that she probably is single.

Yeah, that's big. Or she's a terrible girlfriend. I don't know. Yeah, and, I mean, she was with, like, what seemed like all the best friends, so I think if she was married or, like, had a boyfriend, she wouldn't be openly flurrying with some guy in front of all the friends. Yeah.

They would probably say something. I agree. I think that this sounds hopeful. Yeah. I think we can get you a date. So, let's play a song. We'll come back, and we'll call your sweet potato princess. Aww. And we'll try and get you a second date So let's play a song. We'll come back and we'll call your sweet potato princess. And we'll try and get you a second date update. Alright, bro? Alright, let's do it.

We all know there's certain things a woman just can't resist. Like a man with a guitar. A man in a freshly pressed uniform. Hello. Or a man carrying a tray of sweet potato avocado bites.

Get over here, big boy. She'll definitely be whispering, I want you in my mouth. Even if she's only talking to those avocado bites. You guys need to be locked up. He is speaking truth right now. All right, Kurt?

You guys need to be put away Kurt That's one of our listeners Kurt who emailed us for a second date update He was carrying a tray of delicious appetizers When he met a woman named Cassie at a party Because he was working the event As part of a catering team And actually traded dishes with another server Because he noticed Cassie liked that particular food

So much And she seemed to be flirting with him And at the end of the night she even said said, I'd be down to hang out. But she hasn't responded to any of his texts since then. That's pretty much the story. I just really hope it's not one of those situations where it's like, oh, I don't want to date the hired help. You know, I'll flirt with them, maybe fool around in a coat closet really quick.

But not date them. Ugh, it's below me. I mean, hey, if that's the truth, I want to know it so I can move on. But I don't think she's like that. I don't think so either because she wouldn't have given you her phone number if she thought that way, right?

And she wouldn't... Dude, I'm impressed by her. That napkin line about her being a dirty girl, I'm going to tuck that away. I think that that's a really nice line to use. I mean, obviously, Kurt, you fell for it. Totally. I mean, I'm telling you guys, she's really cool.

I know. It's just not as sexy when you're saying it to your husband while French onion soup is dripping down onto your moo-moo. Like, I'm a dirty girl, honey. And he's like, literally, like, what is wrong with you? Can you not put a spoon in your mouth correctly? And where'd you get that French onion soup? Yeah, well, listen. Dirty girls get things that dirty girls want.

Oh, no. Oh, my God. All right. We have listeners tuning away by the thousands. Or turning them on. I'm sure that's what it is. Yeah. So let's stop grossing people out and call Cassie.

You ready, Kurt? Yep. Let's do this. All right. I'm going to dial the number right now. Here we go. grossing people out and call Cassie. You ready, Kurt? Yep, let's do this. Alright, I'm going to dial the number right now. Here we go. Hello? Hi, can I speak to Cassie, please? Speaking.

Hi, Cassie. My name is Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Do you have a moment to talk with us? What is this about? This is about a segment we do on our show called a second date update. Have you ever heard of that before? I might have. I don't know.

Well, the way it works is if you go out on a date with someone and afterwards they're not calling you back, you can email our show and we'll reach out to that person for you to figure out the reason why oh okay yeah and so we got an email about you recently from a guy you met named kurt oh yeah this one's kind of weird because you guys didn't actually go out on a date um this is just so weird. I'm not really used to getting a call like this

and just like, bam, tell me about this guy. It's a little strange. Yeah, it is. We know that. He sounds so nice and cute, though. And he said that you guys had a really good connection. Yeah, I thought he was a cool person, but technically I never went on a date with him,

so I don't know if I'm really supposed to be talking about all all this well okay let's forget the date stuff whether it was a date or not like did you like him um did you feel a connection because he definitely felt one with you he said that you even told him that you'd be down to hang out with him sometime yeah and I would just maybe like in a group setting you know like, like nothing romantically. And I don't really know how to tell him that. Are you not single? No, I'm not in a relationship. It's just like he's off limits. So it's just kind of like, yeah, we exchange numbers, but it's like nothing's going to happen there.

So that's why I'm suggesting a group thing, because I did think he was really cool. I don't understand. Why is he off limits? If you're single and you think he's cute and you like him what's the problem to see you your parents not letting you date yet or it's a curfew oh my god no oh my god no to be 100% honest one of my friends called dibs on him that night and I was like okay so I yeah but you can't call dibs on someone if they're not interested in you like she could call dibs if he gave her his phone number she doesn't get to call dibs if he gave you his phone number well it doesn't really work that way because like I have a big group of friends and it was like literally my friend Rebecca's turn to

call dibs on whoever she wanted to that night and you know we just kind of like respect this kind of thing in my group of friends but why can't you talk to Rebecca about dibs because it doesn't make any sense did you hear her respect the dib I did talk to her about it and honestly I don't want any drama guys I just really want to avoid that at all costs and when i spoke to her she was just like no like i call dibs and that means something so how is rebecca ever even gonna find kurt again rebecca doesn't have kurt's phone number or does she maybe kurt gave out his phone number to multiple women no like i literally was just gonna like text him and see how i kind of like them up together. You are going to be the

wing woman there. Can someone explain what is dibs? I don't do this with my bros. It's the same. You call that dude and nobody else gets to hit on him that night. So that there's no drama later, right? Cassie, follow me on this one.

100%. Basically, she saw him first. She said, hey, I called dibs on him. And everyone else just to just kind of fall back. And we just respected. It's code. You know, it's like that whole sisters before misters kind of thing. Also don't know what that is.

But I got you. Hose before bros. Makes sense. I just... I mean, it kind of makes sense. But I wonder if it makes sense to Kurt. What? I forgot to tell you, Cassie, that Kurt's been on the other line listening.

Oh, my God. Yeah. You're kidding. No, I'm serious. Oh, my God. This is so uncomfortable. Hey, Cassie. Long time no talk.

Hi. How are you? Hi. I'm all right. This is so awkward for me. So, like, I'm really sorry you have to, like, care all this this way. No, I mean, don't be awkward. I mean, you seem like such a fun-loving, cool girl the night I met you.

So I'm surprised to hear you feel, like, awkward about this. Yeah, it's just, you know, it's like a weird situation. And you're definitely my type. I just want to put that out there. And, I mean, like, I don't know how much you heard, but, like's just, you know, it's like a weird situation. And you're definitely my type. I just want to put that out there. And, I mean, I don't know how much you heard, but, like, basically, Rebecca, my blonde friend, the one that was with us in, like, the pink dress. Yeah, she called dibs. And there's really nothing I can do. All right, why don't you give me Rebecca's number?

I'll call her up. We can work this out. Whoa. So you're going to negotiate, Kurt? Or are you just going to date her? I'm going to negotiate. I don't have an interest in dating her. I'm clearly into Cassie, and if her friend is holding her back from seeing a guy

that she's into, that's not being a friend. That's a very good point, Kurt. It is. You know what? That's so nice of you to say, but I don't want that kind of drama. I'll lose a friendship over it, and it's really too much. You know what I mean? She's a really nice person, but, like, she gets pissed off. She's very vindictive.

That doesn't sound like a nice person. So, wait, Cassie, I mean, she sounds like a kind of terrible friend. I'm a totally sweet girl, but I will effing kill you. Yeah. Like, if that girl is that much drama, why do you even want her in your life anyway? No, we've just been friends for forever, you know? It's just the kind of person who kind of, like, has your back and all of that and is just, like, always available. But if you push her off in one of these kind of ways, she'll just, like, go nuts.

Like, we have another friend in our group who ended up hooking up with her brother, and Rebecca was so pissed off she had this girl's car towed. Oh! Wow. That is very vindictive. I mean, but a brother hookup situation is different than this guy doesn't like you, Rebecca,

and he likes me. Sorry. Right. That seems even worse. Okay. I thought it seemed better. I don't know. All right.

Let me ask Cassie this. What if I go on one fake date with your friend Rebecca? Fake? Yeah, I'll be like a total pig. I'll like have terrible manners. Like I won't put on deodorant that night.

Dude. And then afterwards, it's like the dib has been given up. Undibbed. Undibbed. I don't think it works that way. That's really, really sweet of you to try. I mean. So you're afraid of losing a friendship, but aren't you afraid of losing true love? I bet Kurt. Good, Cassie.

And I even am true to the dib. Okay, rule. But yes, I back Kurt. My heart is melting right now from every word that comes out of Kurt's mouth. Cassie, give me one date, and if it's horrible and you don't want to see me again, then Rebecca or whatever her name is doesn't even need to know about it. Oh, my God. What do you say, Cassie?

You're ridiculous. I feel like so pressured right now. No, no, no. Don't feel pressured. Just go out with him while everybody is listening, and we will offer to pay for that date. Yeah. Question. Group thing.

Would you be open to that? We'll hang out, like, in a group and see, like... With Rebecca? No. That is a dumb idea, Cassie. She'll fight you, I bet, in front of him. Guys, there's just, like, a girl's code. I just can't do it.

No! Do it! Girl's code was meant to be broken. Come on, if she's a good friend, she'll understand. And if not, she'll make me suffer. Look, Brooke is signing off as a female that it's okay to break girl code on this one. Yes! Well, because her girl code is

entering into ridiculous code. Like, you know, you can only take it so far. And always, your friend's happiness should be at the forefront of every decision. And that is not true for Rebecca. Guys, I'm really so sorry, but my decision is final. Oh, my God. Dude, you're going to regret this. Okay, listen, I'm going to get one of my buddies set up with Rebecca,

someone hotter than me that she can like she can focus her energies on and not worry about what her friend does. I like that. Kathy, I'm not giving up on you, but I'm just letting you know what's going on over here. Oh, you guys are the cutest. That's bro code right there. Oh my God. I guess no second

date for the moment, but I feel like this could possibly change. Will you guys keep us updated on what happens between you two? I'll let you guys know. Oh my god, upgrade Rebecca and go for Kurt, Cassie. I'm so excited. Moving 92.5 John Stewart

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