Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Arcade Badass

Episode Date: May 4, 2017

This Second Dater is a total badass... He got kicked out of a store AND vandalized private property all while on a DATE with a girl... And believe it or not, that's NOT why he isn't getting a call back from her. The REAL REASON is even crazier than all of those. Find out what it was by listening to the podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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And what I heard wasn't good. You really f***ed last night. It felt like I lived most of my life in a blackout. I was trapped in addiction. You had to grab the lamp and smash it against the walls. And then I decided I wanted to tell

my own story. Listen to Crumbs on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Moving 92.5. Rook and Jubal's second date update. The dating world is a lot like playing a video game. Unless you have a cheat code, you're probably going to lose. Wow, that's depressing. You're going to spend hours and hours and hours

in front of a game machine pumping quarters into it and just watching it take and take and take and take everything that you have until you lose and walk away and before you know it you spent four years of your life trying to win this video game

that doesn't care one bit about you and then you go back the next day and somebody else is there pressing its buttons. That just got really depressing. Enough about me. We're talking about Ronald, who's on the phone right now to do a second date update, and apparently he actually went on a date

to a video game arcade, and that's why I bring it up. Hey, Ronald, how are you? Hey, how's it going? Hi, Ronald. I thought you were just a really, really sad man about the state of dating right now. Yeah, that's kind of his issue. That's completely different than what I experienced. Okay, good. Good.

There is hope out there for some people. That's a jewel flashback. Yeah. Yeah. So your email said that you went out with a girl to a video game arcade. Before we get into that, how did you meet her? I actually met her on a new dating application I was trying out.

A friend told me about it. A dating application? Fancy. Well, you guys probably know it as an app. App is short for application. Thank you. Thanks, man. Appreciate it.

I didn't know that. Yeah. All right, so you met her on this dating application. Did you guys talk a bunch before you went out, or did you just kind of meet and then go out? We seemed to hit it off pretty good through the text. So, yeah, we went ahead and decided to meet up at an old-school arcade venue. So we went in there and played some old-school games like, you know, Asteroids. They had all the ones.

It was really fun. It was a really cool place. Did you allow her to win, or did you destroy her? Oh, no. Well, actually, I'm a little bit competitive but you know i didn't want to like freak her out or anything so yeah i kind of let her win a little bit but i don't know she started like eating away at me just slowly as the points were rising i was like oh my god i was like oh i just felt like such a loser what okay wait slow down one why would you feel

like a loser for not winning a video game i I don't know, because I was looking around, and everybody was playing, and it was like the heavy competition thing started creeping in. There was a lot of couples there, and most of the time the guy was winning. I was like, oh, my gosh, I'm like the only loser here that's losing to a female here. So you actually were taking it seriously that you were losing. By the way, I guarantee none of those people were watching you. You felt like they were watching you. You weren't there, man.

They were absolutely watching me. They kept glancing I guarantee none of those people were watching you. You felt like they were watching you. You weren't there, man. They were absolutely watching me. They kept glancing over and kind of gesturing to each other. I saw one lady kind of nudge her boyfriend like, oh, my God, look at this. What? It was embarrassing. You sound like an intense man. Yeah, I'm definitely a little intense. I guess she thought so, too.

She thought so? Did she comment on it? Yeah, she made a little comment. We were playing Pac-Man, and I'd almost tied us up and I guess the controller kind of got stuck or something and I couldn't swerve around a corner and I got eaten and in a momentary loss of judgment, I kicked the machine

pretty hard. Oh, dude! She's freaking out on the machine. That's awesome. I'll kill you! Not only that, but it sounds like every time you're losing, you have something else to blame besides, I don't know, your own lack of skills. No, the controller stuck. It wasn't my fault at all. You know, it was one of those old school arcade games.

Kids have been beating up on that machine all day. Yeah, people, so the thing is people kick those things and then they get ruined. Whatever, it wasn't that big a deal. I mean, it happened. You know, she didn't seem absolutely freaked out by it. Absolutely freaked out. But the manager of the store actually was a little upset. He actually walked over and kind of scolded me like a little kid, which was a little embarrassing.

Oh, really? Not cool. So wait, you went out to an arcade where you proceeded to get beat and then took it out on a machine, and you're wondering why this woman isn't calling you back? Well, yeah, but I mean, hold on. It gets better. Trust me. It's better. Trust me. It's going to get better.

Okay. Better. Better in a good way or better like you ruin this date even more? No, no, no. It was a good turnaround. It was a good turnaround. Okay. Okay.

What happened? So, you know, we're sitting there playing and she kind of laughed about the manager. She seemed to kind of turn her on a little bit, you know? Bad boy, huh? You remember the bad boy thing, you know, and I just played it off like whatever. So next thing I know, we're actually behind one of the pinball machines making out. Wait, what? What?

Wow. She made out with you behind a pinball machine? Yeah, I guess we got her a little high, you know, just kind of being the defiant, rebellious type. That'll happen, man. You know what I mean? When you say screw the system, I'm going to kick this game if I want to. Who made the move to make out? You or her?

Well, I made the first move. I mean, I'm a pretty badass guy. Oh. Sounds like it. I don't go out too often. So, you know, when I do, I go for the kill. Okay. We lock lips the next thing you know.

I mean, we're just like all up and down each other's throats. Wow. I really misjudged this whole story. Nice make out in the arcade. How did the date end after your romance in the arcade? It ended pretty good, actually, on a good note, because the manager actually saw us again. He walked by to change out the quarters or whatever in a machine and he saw us making out and then he came up and told us that we had to get out of there

and I was like, you know, f*** this place anyway. So I grabbed her hand and walked out the front door. So he kicked you out because he saw you making out? Right. But you were making out in an arcade in midday. I know, pretty badass, huh?

I think so, Ronald. Yeah. Well, why do you think she's not calling you back then if you guys had such a hot, steamy romance in the arcade? Well, we got back to my place, and, you know, the whole time we were pretty much, you know, a lot of physical contact, you know, it felt like... Oh, wow, still going.

I thought you were done after the arcade. No, I wasn't about to let the date in, you know, I took it back to my place. I misjudged you completely at the beginning of this call. I don't know what's happening. So what happened back at your place then? We pretty much picked up where we left

off at the arcade on a horizontal level. You guys hooked up? We didn't go all the way, but we messed around quite a bit and then at one point she just totally stopped on me. And I was kind of sitting there like, okay, you know, got us all hot and bothered here. She's wanting to take off. I didn't quite understand, you know.

Everything seemed like it was going really good. She was turned on. I don't know what it was. Yeah. Well, you know, sometimes when a girl's around a guy like you, they can't trust themselves. So they got to get out of the situation, you know. That's what I'm talking about. So maybe that was it.

How many times have you tried to get ahold of her since she left your place? Quite a few times. I tried through the dating app twice and, you know, I let a couple of days go by. I just started to call her cell phone number and still didn't get an answer. And do you want to date her? Do you just want to finish what you guys started? Yeah, definitely. Which one?

Yeah, definitely. What? Well, both preferably Which one? Yeah, definitely. What? Well, both preferably. Okay. All right. Well, we'll play a song, come back, call her, and get your second date update, okay? I appreciate it much. Yeah, man.

Hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the Morning's Second Date Update. If you're just tuning in for the second Date Update, Ronald is on the phone. And this isn't your grandma's Ronald. No, this Ronald is a certified badass. Kicking computer games and taking names. No respect for authority whatsoever.

That's the Ronald we know. If you were just listening, we talked to Ronald about his first date with a girl named Julia. They went out. They went to an arcade. He got in trouble because he kicked one of the video games there. And the manager said, hey, don't kick our video games. And then he got up from that video game with his date and then pushed her against a pinball machine. They started making out. And then they got kicked out of the arcade for making out,

but it didn't stop there. They went back to his house and even made out a little bit more on his bed before she just couldn't take anymore and had to leave. All right, Ronald, are you ready to give her a call and find out why she would stop the action? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah.

I'm not even going to guess on this one because I thought for sure it was because you were kind of a lunatic when it came to video games and she didn't like you, but she ended up back at your place, so I know nothing. I know how to bring him home. What can I say?

Yeah, apparently you do, sir. That's right, Ronald. Let's do this. Let's see why she wouldn't be calling you back Big dog I know you're just joking but Real life I'm kind of a badass I know I'm not saying that you're not Ronald I just think that should be your theme song

Okay here we go I'm going to dial her phone number Dial her up let's put f***ing around let's do this Let's do it okay Ronald means business Here we go Hello Ronald means business. Here we go. Hello? Hi, is Julia there? Hi, this is she.

Hey, Julia, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. I'm sorry, who? Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning, the radio show. Uh, okay. Okay. Okay. Do you want to know why I'm calling you? I would love to know.

I'm calling you because you recently went out on a date with a guy, and he emailed us seeing if we could get you on the phone. Uh-oh. Have you been on a lot of dates recently? No, not too many. I mean, I feel like I do maybe two per week. I try not to overwhelm myself. Okay.

Well, this one was with a guy named Ronald, and you went to an arcade. Yes. All right. I definitely remember that one. Do you remember your date with Ronald? Oh, I do. All right. Well, Ronald emailed us because he thought you guys had a great time,

but he says that you're not getting back to him, and he'd like to go out with you again. So he asked if we could maybe get you on the phone and find out what went wrong. He told us that the date went awesome. He even told us that you guys were making out and stuff, so it's kind of confusing. Wow, that's private. Yeah, but you know how Ronald is. Not a whole lot's private with Ronald, I feel like. Oh, that's private. Yeah. Yeah, but you know how Ronald is. Not a whole lot's private with Ronald, I feel.

Oh, my gosh. But you liked him, right? Like, you were into the date, obviously. I mean, he had this whole, like, tough guy facade going, and in a way, I appreciated it because I thought, oh, like, he's trying to impress me, you know? I thought that was kind of cool. Do you mean him getting kicked out of an arcade for kicking a machine and then making out with you? Whoa, he told you guys everything. Yeah, he did

You like that though that part? Yes, really? I didn't make you feel like you're in junior high all over again and dating some teenager No, it's felt. I don't know, it felt really risky and, like, fun and thrilling. So I thought, yeah, I'll go with it. It was fun. Okay, so you enjoyed making out with him there, and did you enjoy the makeout session when you went back to his place? Wait, why are you asking me?

It sounds like he told you everything already. He pretty much did. But the reason that we're confused is you were making out with him and then you stopped and left. Yeah, he had no idea. Like, it was out of the blue. So we're wondering why you don't want to go out with him again if you were, like, all into it. Well, what he did was out of the blue.

What? What did he do? It's really embarrassing for him, not me. I don't want to say it on the radio. No, I definitely think you should. If it's embarrassing for him, he's the one that set up this whole phone call. He's the one that's putting your business out on the radio. We've already talked to him, and he says he doesn't care.

He just wants to know why he won't call him back. Well, if you must know, we were really into it. We were making out. It was good. It was good. It was fine. And then all of a sudden, he was touching my boobs, and he honked it and said, woohoo. Wait, what? Did you just say he honked your boob?

Yeah, only one of them. He honked my left boob and said, woo-hoo. Did he? Wait. Was he trying to be funny? I don't know. It's almost like he didn't even know he did it. He didn't acknowledge it.

He didn't call attention to the fact that he said woo-hoo. Oh, my God. No. And, I mean, that's what. So I stopped because I thought, mean, that's, so I, so I stopped because I thought, okay, he's throwing in a joke

while we're getting hot and heavy, which I think is lame, but I was like, whatever. He's just trying to be funny. It's okay. But he definitely was not joking

and just continued. Like, he didn't miss a beat. Like, I don't know if he knew he did it. But it's like, I mean, to be kind of on his side he has one bad moment in a long sounds like makeout session you couldn't get past a little boob honk i mean a honk is one thing but going woohoo along with it that just

kind of put me over i could see how that would kill the movie. I would have been followed up by a yippee if you had let him do other things, I think. Yeah, I mean, I was like, okay, he's got like a list of these little celebratory chants that he does. I don't want to stick around for the night. Okay, so that's when you stopped and took off? Right. Oh, the bad boy wasn't so bad anymore.

Why wouldn't you tell him that was a turnoff to you? Because he seemed so oblivious to it, but I thought, let me just run now. Yeah, why waste the time and have a conversation? Yeah, I mean, for me, it was like, you know, this is the first date. I'm just going to stop now and then never talk to him again. Okay, well, I do have bad news for you then because he's actually on the other line listening and wants to have at least one more conversation with you. Whoa, what? Yeah.

Ronald, you there? Yeah, I'm here. I'm sorry you had to hear that. Yeah, but you're exaggerating a little bit. I mean, I grabbed it, but I didn't say woo-hoo. Most I said was woo. It doesn't matter if you said woo or woo-hoo. It's just strange to hear those noises while we're in the middle of something like that.

This isn't a sport where you're going to win something. So what? I like to spice things up. It was my natural reaction, you know? I was going for it. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I kind of agree with Ronald. Really?

Yeah, like, I don't know. It takes a while for two people to learn their likes and dislikes in the romantic sense, and I don't think you gave him a shot. You don't like one thing, and you turn him down? I mean, maybe we're just different.

If you would have had Ronald making out with you, honk your boob, yell woo-hoo, would you have gone on a second date with him? There's a lot of reasons that I wouldn't have gone out with Ronald to begin with. But if I got to a point where he was honking my boob and I didn't like it, I mean, I would have told him and we probably would have continued making out. I don't know. If he said woo-hoo in the middle of, yeah, right. It's an exciting thing.

It's not like he was disappointed. Yeah, but he sounds like a Simpsons character. Woo! You know, you guys were making fun of it, but she was into it at the time, you know? She was moaning, like, mm-mm-mm-mm. So, yeah, I went for it.

Uh, that wasn't moaning. That was me trying to hold back my vomit. Oh. Okay. Whatever. You know you liked it. Chemistry is good here. Well, Julia, I would love to ask you this question.

Would you like to go out on a second date with Ronald? We will pay for it. I'm going to go with no. Oh. No? That's so weird. Really? Maybe you'd grab your butt and get a Zoix out of the whole deal. Oh, that's so weird. Really? Maybe you grab your butt and get a zoiks out of the whole deal.

Oh, gosh. Definitely not. I really don't want to feel like I'm on an episode of Mickey Mouse. All right. Well, thank you for talking to us

and being honest with us about your date. I appreciate that, Julia. Sure. Thank you. You're welcome. Ronald, I'm sorry. No second date for you.

That's all right. I can honk on somebody else. All right. Get after it then, Ronnie. It's Broken Jubal in the morning. I'm going to text in at 78592 that says, I'm definitely over my quota today for hearing the term honk my boob. It's Broken Jubal in the morning.

Talking about today's second date update, if you missed it, Ronald, Ronnie as I like to call him, is a badass. Yeah, yeah. And he wanted to call a girl named Julia who wasn't calling him back after their date. They went to an arcade, and Ronald talked about how cool he was when he got upset at playing Pac-Man

and then kicked the machine. And the owner of the place came over and said, hey, please don't do that. And he was like, dude, I was just showing her that I didn't care about anything. I don't care about authority. And then he pushed her up against the machine and started making out with her, which she liked. And then they got kicked out of the place, basically.

And he was like, dude, she was totally into me because I'm a badass. Well, it turns out she wasn't calling him back because when they got back to his place, they were messing around a little bit. And then he got to second base and he honked her boob and then went, woohoo, woohoo. Like actually said woohoo and that turned her off. Then she left and decided she doesn't want to see him again. It all sounds like a story from junior high. From the arcade

game, like, rebel to the boob honk. Yeah. I still can't believe that that was the thing that pushed her over. Like there were so many things prior to that that could have done the job. Right. As soon as he starts to like get angry at a video game and start beating the crap out of it. Yeah, I'm done.

This guy is a little weird. Red flag. Somebody texted in in 78592 and said, thanks to Ronald, I have a new signature move whenever I touch a girl's boob. Woo! Yeah, I think that it didn't work out for him. So you may want to take that into consideration Before you pick it up as your signature move Somebody else said

I dated a guy who honked my boobs all the time like that And now we're getting married in three weeks So it also could work out for you Just depends on what you're into Remember If you want to do a second date update All you have to do is email the show And we will call the person who didn't call you back.

Somebody said, I just honked my girl's boobs because we're listening to you guys right now. If you're with your girlfriend right now, just reach over if you're carpooling to work or whatever. Just honk her boobs. Or vice versa. Girls, reach over your bed. There's a place you can honk, too. Why don't everybody do that in traffic right now? Honk each other. Hey, and if you're by yourself or you're in carpool. Honk too. Why don't everybody do that in traffic right now? Honk each other.

Hey, and if you're by yourself or you're in carpool, honk yourself. Yep. I mean, no way to get closer to your coworkers than to... Honk each other and then honk the horn to let the people next to you know that you're honking each other. Everybody just get one big good honking

on a part of your friend's body right now to celebrate. I love a good honk fest. Yeah, man. All right. Speaking of a honk in on a part of your friend's body right now. I love a good honk fest. Yeah, man. All right. Speaking of a honk fest, Young Jeffrey's Song of the Week is coming up at 810. Moving 92.5. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in

our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Join late night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews, and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show Ears Edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The OGs of uncensored motherhood

are back and badder than ever. I'm Erica. And I'm Mila. And we're the hosts of the Good Moms Bad Choices podcast. podcasts. that stops here. If you like witty women, then this is your tribe. Listen to the Good Moms Bad Choices podcast every Wednesday on the Black Effect Podcast Network, the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you go to find your podcast. I'm Emi Olea, host of the podcast Crumbs. For years, I had to rely on other people to tell me my story. And what I heard wasn't good. You really f***ed last night. It felt like I lived most of my life in a blackout. I was trapped in addiction. You had to grab the lamp and smash it against the walls. And then I decided I wanted to tell my own story. Listen to Crumbs on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.