Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update PODCAST: Baby Gets Locked Out

Episode Date: August 11, 2017

It's a very very bad sign if you end a romantic evening by going TRICKED into leaving your date's apartment and then getting LOCKED OUT... Unfortunately, that happened to one of our listeners, and he's not waiting another minute to find out why. He needs to know RIGHT NOW, in your second date update!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Brooke and Jubal's Second Date Update. You know, a lot of times when we do second date updates, the person on the phone has waited like a week or two weeks or three weeks or a month or even years sometimes before contacting us to get their date on the phone. Well, today's second dater is a little different. They've waited extra long. Ten years? Two days. Two days. Blow've waited extra long. Ten years? Two days. Oh, well.

Two days. Blow your roll, man. They say they need to get this person on the phone and find out why they're not calling him back. I think that's a little premature, but let's talk to him. Brad, what's up? Hey, guys.

Thank you so much for listening to me. Yeah. All right, so Brad, jumping the gun a little bit after only two days, huh? Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. I mean, I know it sounds a little bit crazy,

but it was just weird how things ended up going down, and I'm afraid if I wait longer than two days, I might really lose her, and I don't want to do that. Yeah, why not? Hey, you know what? Should have done it right after the date, in my opinion. You waited a ways, like seriously should have called us on the way home from the date and see if we could have done a second date update right there.

I would have. What's her name? Her name is Monica. Monica. And where did you meet Monica at? We met at a mutual friend's house party. We were on the same flip cup team. So that's kind of how I got to know her.

How did you ask her out? I didn't ask her out. We just played a couple rounds of flip cup and then we were hanging out. We were talking and she actually asked me, she's like, I don't live too far from here. Would you mind walking me home? And I was like, absolutely. So I thought things were going pretty good. So wait, so Brad, is this the date?

I mean, your date is you guys got drunk together at a house party, which is fine. But you drank together at a house party and then you walked her home? Essentially, yes. Oh, okay. And why do you think she's not calling you back after that? And why do you think she should call you back after that? Doesn't sound like that awesome of a date. Yeah.

Well, we were walking home and we were both decently drunk and we decided to stop into a convenience store for some snacks. Right. So we go in there and it was really funny. We started playing like tag in between the aisles and going around and playing with different stuff. And I guess, I guess it was the alcohol in me. I don't usually do this,

but I grabbed one of these big suckers, like the lollipops, and I was like, in a baby voice, I was like, would baby like a lollipop? It sounds so stupid when I actually say it to normal people. You know what I mean? Yeah. It could be funny.

It could be funny in the moment. Yeah, that's exactly how I feel. And I think that's how she received it because she responded to me. She was like, no, baby would not like a Wally Pop. You guys are walking around with Wally Pops. Yeah. So I figured, you know, she was okay with that. So we just kind of kept playing and we just started hooking up right there.

All right. Was that filled with baby talk too? Yeah, there might have been. There was more drinking involved, so there definitely might have been more baby talk. Oh, my gosh. I mean, it's okay if it's coming from both parties, I feel like, but it's not okay if it's just coming from you consistently, Brad.

Exactly. I agree with that. And she was definitely reiterating some things, but there was definitely baby talk on both parts. Let's put it that way. Okay. Okay. What happened the next morning then?

I'm almost 30, so this is not new for me. Like, I've woken up in people's apartments before, so I wasn't necessarily out of my comfort element. But I rolled over to her, and I tried to, like, continue the joke from the night prior, and I was like, how's my little baby feeling? Oh. Oh. I know. That could be a big turnoff night prior, and I was like, how's my little baby feeling? Oh. Oh.

I know, baby. That could be a big turn off. I know. I know. Yeah. When you're drunk the night before, but when you're sober and the reality of everything is setting in, that is quite the statement to wake up to, sir. How did little baby react? How did little baby react?

She goes, she says to me, no joke, she goes, Little Baby is really tired. Oh, you guys are still big babies. Little babies or whatever you are. Once again, she's reiterating, like, clearly it's not weird. So I was like, all right, let me get up. I felt comfortable there. So I got up and started to, like, figure out breakfast and, like, what we were going to do.

I thought we were going to, like, it was a continuation of our quote-unquote date. You know what I mean? Did she kick you out? Did she ask you to leave? No, she told me about a breakfast spot on the corner that she really liked the food from there. I was like, all right, let me run out, get some orange juice, get some breakfast stuff. So I grabbed all my things and I left and I came back and the door was locked and she was not answering. What? She locked you out of the house? Yes. This is after like no problem in the morning like i left no response dude that is cold-hearted man that's exactly so that's why

that's why like i feel so weird and i don't know what happened and i was able to you know touch base with like a bunch of people from that party and i was finally able to get her phone number and she will not pick up calls either okay wait we hold on? What were you doing at her door? Were you like yelling? Were you pounding on the door? Did you just knock once? What happened? I started off by ringing the doorbell once and then a couple times and then I started calling for her. I don't know if she could hear me or not. Well, you know what what That makes sense to me Why two days would go by

And you want to get a hold of her Because like that's obviously A weird way to give somebody The brush off Just to lock them out of your house Yes I feel so uncomfortable Because of it

Do you think there's any chance She just like passed out again Or something I mean she locked the door So I don't think so Alright well We'll play a song

Come back Call her and get your second date update. All right? Thank you, guys. Yeah, man. Hold on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning.

Second date update. We're about to do a second date update between two babies. It's really a first on the show. Not real babies. Adult babies. Drunken adult babies, as a matter of fact. If you missed the first part of today's Second Date Update, Brad is on the phone, and he wants to call Monica. They met at a friend's party, hung out, got pretty drunk, and baby talked the whole night.

They ended up going back to her place and hooking up, and then baby talked a little bit in the morning before he left to go get some food. And then when he came back, the door was locked. She had locked him out, and it's been two days since he's heard from her, but he can't wait. He's got to do a second date update and find out why he was locked out of the house. All right, Brad, you ready to go? I'm ready to go, man. I feel bad for you, Brad, because I keep trying to think of positive scenarios,

like she passed out or she got sick or reasons she could have locked the door, but still none of them circle back around to why she's not answering your phone call. I don't think she wants anything to do with you. Yeah, don't say that. All right, let's just call her.

All right, we'll just get some proof for you. Yeah, you guys are honestly just making me feel worse. Please just make that call. All right, I'll dial the phone proof for you. Yeah, you guys are honestly just making me feel worse. Please just make that call. All right. I'll dial the phone number right now. Here we go. Hello?

Hi, may I speak to Monica? This is Monica. Who's this? Hey, Monica. How are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. Who? Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. Who? Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning.

Okay. Who are you? He gets asked that a lot. Thank you. I love you ask that question. Is there somebody else there? Yeah, there's two other people here, as a matter of fact. There's three of us on the phone right now.

Hey. What is going on? Well, it's a radio show called Brook and Jubal in the Morning right now. Hey. What is going on? Well, it's a radio show called Brook and Jubal in the Morning. Okay. And we do a segment on our show called

The Second Date Update. All right. And what that is is it's where if you go out with someone on a date and then end up not talking to them after, they email us

to see if we can get you on the phone and find out why. Okay. Okay. Okay. Weird, right? It's a little weird. Yeah, it's a little strange.

A little weird, but all right. And what does this have to do with me? This has to do with you because you hung out with a dude named Brad the other day. Oh, this is about him? Ooh. You say him with such disdain. Yeah, I'm not very happy with him. Ooh. You say him with such disdain. Yeah. I'm not very happy with him.

Okay. Can you tell us why? Because he's a son of a bitch. That's why. Whoa. Okay. We went to zero to 60 real quick there. Really?

And I don't know his mother, so let's please keep her out of this. Good point, people. I'm just talking about the way he acted around me. Really? Wow. Yeah. I'm just talking about the way he acted around me. Really? Wow. Yeah. I don't know. When we talked to him, he only had nice things to say about you.

Really? Because he kind of stood me up. Huh? Stood you up? Yeah. How did he stand you up? You locked him out. He said, what?

What? No. Hey, I'm What? No. Hey, I'm just a messenger. We had what I thought was this really nice night together. And then he goes out for breakfast. And I'm putting breakfast in air quotes. You can't see me. Because he never came back.

What do you mean? He said that you locked him out of the house. And he couldn't get back. Well, he's freaking lying to you because he never came back. What? He's like, oh, I'll get you orange juice. Oh, I'll get you your special cheese sandwich that you like. And, like, he's gone.

And I was waiting there for, like, hours, and he never showed up. What? Monica, I was at your door the entire time. Who is? Monica, that's Brad. He your door the entire time. Who is... Monica, that's Brad. He's on the other line and wants to talk to you. Wait, he's been listening to me? Yeah, I have.

I've heard everything you said, and I was standing at your door the entire time. Why would I just leave like that? Why would you lie like that? Why would you lie like that? I didn't lie like that. I went out. I went to this place that you told me to go to. I got us both breakfast, exactly what you wanted.

I came back, and it was locked. You locked me out. Why would I lock you out? I was hungry. I don't know. That's what I'm wondering. Oh, my God. So, wait.

Who's lying here? Yeah, I don't know. Either someone got locked out, or you didn't show back up, Brad. He, wait. Who's lying here? Yeah, I don't know. Either someone got locked out or you didn't show back up, Brad. He's the one that's lying. No, she's lying right now. No. This is so confusing. I can't believe this.

So, wait, Monica. If he's the one that's lying. Wait. No, wait. Now I'm confusing myself. Yeah, everybody's confused. Okay, wait. Hold on.

Well, my question is, why didn't you answer any of his phone calls if you actually wanted to see him again? He didn't text me until a day later. What, you don't come back? You just ditch somebody, and then a day later, you're like, hey, Monica. No. That was a little awkward. You locked me out. I didn't think you wanted to talk to me.

I was really trying to say whatever little bit of hope I had left. This makes no sense. You're telling me. I was really trying to say whatever little bit of hope I had left. This makes no sense. Why? You're telling me. I would think one of you is lying, but you're both so passionate. One of you is a really good liar. That's all I have to say. I mean, I'm not lying. I'm not lying. I know for sure that I stood outside your door. Where were you? Exactly the same door that I left from. What number did you go to? I went to your number. One s***, one s***?

Yeah, I wrote it down in my phone. It's right here. I'm going to pull it up. Hold on. Brad? Hey, Brad. Hello? Can you go away?

Are you there? S*** left again. Hello? Are you there? Left again. What? Yeah, I guess I wrote down... What did you say the number was? Uh-oh. One one. Yeah, I wrote down the wrong number. Oh, my God.

Oh, Brad. That's the most epic fail. Oh, man. Got to the most epic fail. Oh, man. Got to the bottom of it. After all that. Wait, so Brad, you were at somebody else's door emphatically ringing it in the morning? Yeah, with breakfast. Yeah, man, that would have been the best morning for them if they would have just answered the door.

How embarrassing. Oh, and how sad for you, Monica, this whole time you thought that he was just standing you up. Oh, my God. No, one of the door was locked. I am for you, Monica, this whole time. You thought that he was just standing you up. Oh, my God. No, one of the doors was locked. I am so sorry, Monica. Dude, what if the door hadn't been locked and he just walked into somebody else's apartment? I feel like such an idiot. I can't believe that I got all worked up and it was my fault and now we're on the radio.

This is crazy. I honestly thought you ditched me. I'm sorry, Drew. I never would have done that and I can totally, totally see where you're coming from.

You must have been so hungry. Well, Monica, if you're still hungry, would you like to go on a second date with Brad? We will pay for it. Yeah.

That would be fun. Oh, my God. This is the cutest. I'm glad it was that simple. This is such a huge relief. Thank you. I'm sorry. I won't let you down the second time.

I'll make sure that I notate everything correctly. I'm so sorry, and thank you for the opportunity. I really am thankful. It's okay. I'll just check your phone next time. Okay. Wherever the place is, Monica's just going to get the address and drive you there, okay?

Guys, thank you so much. I really appreciate you taking the time to help me out. Monica, I'm really looking forward to this. Baby's looking forward to this too. Oh, boy. How cute. Oh, creepy.

Baby's going to be in a wad of twubble next time. I can't hear any more of this. I think it's illegal to hear any more of this. I think it's illegal to hear any more of this. Broken Jubal in the morning. Text in at 78592 that says, I just threw up all over my car. Stop the baby talk. Oh yeah, that was...

Really bad. Talking about today's second date update. Brad wanted to call Monica. They met at a friend's party. Ended up hanging out. Getting kind of drunk. Doing a lot of baby talk, they said. That was like their thing that night. And then they ended up hooking up. And in the morning he went to go get some food. Came

back and the door was locked. She had locked him out. And then he left. Waited two days. He's like, called us. Asked us to do a second date update and get her on the phone because he couldn't wait long. He's like, why did she lock me out? And the two of them argued back and forth She thought that he just left and went to go get food and just took off Yeah, he thought she locked him out turns out. He went back to the wrong apartment

You know, he learned a valuable lesson You don't write down an apartment number. You just take a picture of it. Ooh, that's smart. That's what I do with parking, man. I didn't ever talk about that. You just take a photo. Yeah, whenever I park at a spot that has a number on it, I take a photo of it.

Because he wrote the number down on his phone. And while they're arguing, it was really confusing. I'm like, one of these people is a really good liar. Because both of them were completely convinced that the other one screwed them over. And then he checked his phone to see which apartment number it was. And he's like, oh, my bad. I will say this is like the first time maybe in Second Date Update history that the two people were like normal. Were they, though?

They were baby talking back and forth. Is that normal to you, Jose? Because then we need another discussion. Baby talk, I think, is normal to Jose. What's your nickname? You and your girlfriend's nicknames for each other? I'm Papa Bear. She's Mama to Jose. Yeah. What's your nickname? You and your girlfriend's nicknames for each other? I'm Papa Bear. She's Mama Llama.

Exactly. If there's anybody who's cool at baby talk, it is definitely Jose. He's like, that's totally normal. Yeah. I'm like, what's everyone freaking out about? It's cute. I don't know. I mean, they were meant for each other because they both liked it.

Or they were meant for you. I'm not sure which, Jose. So the couple in the second date update did do some baby talk at the end of it And we had to let them go at that point It's like, dude, just go on your date already Remember, if you want to do a second date update All you have to do is email the show And we will call the person who didn't call you back

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